1. Do you see them anywhere?
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2. Why don't we go back to their house,
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3. Yeah,
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4. 'cause they'll probably answer
the door the sixteenth time I knock.
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5. There they are.
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6. Hi. I'm sorry I followed you here.
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7. I just really wish you could
give me a few minutes of your time.
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8. I know you would never agree
to make it an open adoption,
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9. but I just figured
maybe you never had a choice.
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10. I mean, it's China, right?
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11. - What did he say?
- He wants you to leave them alone.
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12. Please...
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13. I just want ten minutes.
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14. Learn what you're like,
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15. He said they have no daughter.
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16. I am sorry you wasted a trip.
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17. I know that's them.
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18. How does that work?
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19. How do I pray?
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20. You make a wish
and lift the Buddha.
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21. I wish they could understand
how badly I need this.
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22. Now make the wish again.
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23. If you cannot lift the Buddha this time,
your wish will be granted.
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24. Are you okay?
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25. House 5x04
- Birthmarks -
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26. I picked Cameron's pocket
down in ER.
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27. I came up a doozy.
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28. Your mother called, twice.
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29. She's still healthy.
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30. This 25-year-old woman,
on the other hand...
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31. Her messages
sounded kind of urgent.
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32. Well, that's the way women sound
when their spouse of 50 years dies.
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33. Your dad died?
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34. - Are you...
- Yep. Fine!
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35. Our patient,
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36. who's been known to take
a few drinks on non-occasions,
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37. vomits blood and collapses
on a trip to China.
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38. Chinese surgeons
cut out a foot of bowel,
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39. but the pain is worse now
than it was before.
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40. House, call your mom.
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41. What are you, my mom?
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42. We can continue this differential
in five minutes.
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43. Are those bags under your eyes?
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44. You were up all night.
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45. - You told her, didn't you?
- I don't know
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46. what your daddy issues are,
but don't deflect them on me.
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47. Told his wife
he's been getting some strange.
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48. She kicked his adulterous tuchus
to the curb.
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49. - Seriously, you told her?
- Yes, I told her.
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50. But no,
she did not kick me to the curb.
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51. We stayed up late talking.
We're going to continue talking.
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52. Much like House should be doing
with his mother right now.
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53. Anybody read Chinese?
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54. Otherwise, we have no idea
what these doctors did to her.
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55. Kutner, you're sort of Asian, right?
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56. Get it translated.
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57. What about meckel's diverticulum?
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58. If the surgeons
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59. it can cause pain, bleeding.
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60. Too high up for a colonoscopy.
CT could miss it.
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61. Ultrasound's fastest.
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62. And since I'm fastest
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63. House, let me do the ultrasound.
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64. You need to deal
with your dad and...
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65. I'm not deflecting because
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66. I'm deflecting because
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67. Seriously, I'm fine.
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68. I didn't even like the man.
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69. No meckel's.
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70. Were you there for the rice
or the reeducation camps?
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71. I was there to track down
my biological parents.
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72. Like a salmon returning
to the stream where it was born.
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73. Did you become whole again,
or did you get eaten by bears?
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74. They denied my existence.
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75. Four parents, and not one of them
taught you to cover your mouth.
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76. Oh, my God!
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77. You look like they cut you in half.
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78. - Doctor, we're her parents.
- I'm just a technician.
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79. Her doctors will be by later.
You can schmooze then.
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80. Can you let them know that we,
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81. we went by her apartment
and collected all her medication.
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82. I'm a technician and a doctor.
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83. - You went through my apartment?
- We found alcohol.
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84. We thought you'd quit.
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85. - Did her drinking cause this?
- No.
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86. Can you tell her it did?
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87. Licorice root.
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88. No, thanks I'm good.
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89. I threw it to you for a reason.
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90. That's what
the Chinese doctors gave her.
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91. It contains glycyrrhizin.
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92. They were treating her for SARS?
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93. Not very effectively.
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94. But SARS explains the cough,
causes hypoperfusion,
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95. which explain ischemic balance,
it's perfect.
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96. Lung involvement isn't very severe.
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97. Okay, well, so call it "ARS."
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98. Start her on ribavirin
and interferon.
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99. - Sorry about your father.
- I'm not.
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100. Are we done emoting now?
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101. If there's anything
I can do, just...
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102. You know, you're right.
I don't think I can sleep alone tonight.
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103. And you can tell me that
that is liquid vicodin.
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104. We giving IG shots to everyone
who came in contact with your patient.
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105. Shockingly, none of the nurses
volunteered to administer yours.
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106. It goes better in a large muscle.
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107. Drop your pants.
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108. You know, I usually pay
tens of dollars to hear that.
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109. The funeral's tomorrow.
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110. My mom called you?
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111. There is 3:40 flight out of Newark.
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112. If you leave now,
you can be in Lexington tonight.
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113. Your mother wants
you to deliver a eulogy.
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114. "Eulogy."
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115. From the Greek for "good word."
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116. Now, if she asked me
to deliver a bastardogy,
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117. - I'd be happy to...
- Then be a grown-up.
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118. Call your mother back and
tell her that you're sick with grief,
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119. - but you're too busy to be there.
- She knows when I'm lying.
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120. Then start writing.
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121. They yanked my brother
and sister of college.
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122. Can you please tell them
I'm not dying?
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123. You have SARS.
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124. I'm wearing a mask.
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125. It's a big deal.
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126. Cut 'em some slack.
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127. But I am gonna be okay, right?
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128. That's what all this stuff is for.
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129. We're gonna need the names
and numbs of everyone
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130. you came in contact
with here and in China.
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131. Flight numbers, dates...
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132. that doctor
that I coughed all over...
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133. Is he gonna be all right?
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134. So far he's fine.
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135. It's back.
This is where the pain all started.
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136. She's tachycardic.
Get a crash cart in here!
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137. What's going on?
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138. I need to know what's going on.
That's my daughter.
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139. Her liver's failing.
It's not SARS.
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140. I am not doing this because I care.
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141. Cuddy drugged me.
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142. She...
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143. My mom didn't call cuddy.
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144. She called you.
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145. I knew you couldn't stay away
I knew you loved me too much.
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146. I'm doing this for your mom.
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147. I'm not doing this at all.
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148. If there were something
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149. I would have done it
in the year he spent dying.
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150. You took my vicodin?
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151. I'm in pain.
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152. One?
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153. So the vicodin is my leash.
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154. One'll take the edge off,
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155. but it won't give me enough relief
for an escape back to plainsboro.
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156. Where's my phone?
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157. That's the team.
It's their ring tone.
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158. Forget it.
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159. The patient's blood
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160. House? You there?
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161. I'being held against my will.
Call the police!
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162. Nicole had a clot
in the epatic vein.
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163. Chase sucked it out,
saved her liver.
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164. No signs of a tumor or venous malformations.
Nothing that could...
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165. - She's an addict.
- Drugs and alcohol wouldn't
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166. She's a smoker.
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167. Combine smoking with any one
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168. and she's a clotting machine.
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169. Multiple blood clots would tie together
bowel ischemia, lungs, and the liver.
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170. We need to pinpoint
which defect she has
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171. so we can start her
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172. Draw her blood,
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173. let's find out which genetic gift
her genetic parents gave her.
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174. Thanks for calling.
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175. My ring tone for you
is "Dancing Queen", by ABBA.
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176. Nicole?
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177. I need to pee.
Pull over at the next stop.
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178. I'll just pee on the floor.
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179. You bought used floor mats?
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180. That is brilliant.
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181. There's a rest stop in five miles.
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182. - Cane.
- The restroom's right there.
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183. You can make it on your own.
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184. I suppose I could talk about the summer
he decided he wasn't speaking to me.
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185. Two months, not one word.
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186. Anything he wanted to say, he typed up
and slipped under my bedroom door.
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187. You don't want to say anything,
don't say anything, but go.
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188. Tell your mom you're sad for her.
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189. Just by being there, I'd be lying.
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190. She wants to think,
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191. for a moment,
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192. So give her a gift, lie!
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193. Give me my cane...
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194. I'll go to the damn funeral.
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195. I said I'd go to the funeral.
I didn't say when.
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196. We have these two categories:
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197. Patients stay inside.
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198. Then, when they're better,
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199. Thanks.
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200. But they don't let you smoke inside.
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201. So why don't you go back there
and give me five minutes outside?
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202. Make a fist.
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203. It's such a beautiful day, we thought
we'd do all our doctorg outside.
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204. People stare at me any time
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205. It's like a puzzle.
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206. "Which one of these things
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207. Belonging's overrated.
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208. I was adopted by a white family
when I was nine.
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209. I like being different.
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210. The view's better
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211. Must be easier to be different
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212. Is that a problem?
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213. This is why we prefer inside.
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214. You actually keep a flashlight
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215. that doesn't need batteries
in the trunk?
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216. Next to the jacket,
emergency water,
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217. nail clippers, tooth brush,
space blanket...
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218. When things go wrong,
I like to be ready.
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219. Will you... please hold the flashlight
for a minute?
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220. You know, those aren't
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221. My house keys are on there too.
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222. Amber gave me that key chain.
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223. No, she didn't. Not unless
your pet name for her was "Volvo."
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224. A man who would lie about a gift
from a dead girlfriend...
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225. Is probably responding to a childish,
pointless act of petulance.
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226. The struggle to resist most captures
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227. Vive la resistance!
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228. I hate to break it to you, che,
but simple delay won't work.
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229. Your mother will hold
the funeral till we get there.
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230. My father was a punctual man,
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231. beholden to time.
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232. Two minutes late for dinner,
you didn't eat.
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233. My mother would never disrespect him
by starting the funeral late.
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234. Yeah, you clearly have
no issues to work through.
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235. Come on, forget the keys.
Call a locksmith.
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236. We go inside and play "guess that smell"
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237. Join me on the dark side.
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238. The dark side's done, House.
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239. I'm delivering you to your mother,
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240. I have moved on.
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241. What do you think House would send,
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242. the "gentle comfort" arrangement
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243. I mean, if he wasn't an ass.
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244. Send one of those giant cookies
shaped like a coffin.
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245. His mom would believe
it was from him.
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246. I didn't tell you
so you could send anything.
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247. You need to know the extent to which he
is disconnected from the human race.
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248. Took a six-pack of FFP
to stop the oozing.
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249. She's bleeding and clotting?
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250. Plus schistocytes on her smear means
it's DIC, which means she's got cancer.
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251. - She's young. It could be leukemia.
- Normal WBC makes that less likely.
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252. - The belly pain toward a GI. Tumor.
- House did an ultrasound.
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253. He wasn't looking for a tumor.
Go run a CT.
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254. I don't buy it.
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255. CT can find small intestinal cancers
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256. - that an ultrasound...
- I don't buy House.
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257. When my father died, I wound up
killing a patient. And I hated the man.
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258. Whatever House says
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259. I'm sure the guy's a mess.
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260. So he was a bastard.
He was still your father.
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261. You're biologically programmed
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262. No, I'm not.
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263. Feelings aren't rational.
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264. I know you have trouble with anything
that can't be quantified and counted.
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265. He's not my biological father.
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266. I figured it out when I was 12.
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267. Of course. You were a brilliant,
socially isolated 12-year-old,
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268. and you create a parallel universe
in which your life doesn't suck.
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269. I look at the facts.
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270. First of all, he was deployed
on training exercises off Okinawa
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I had to be conceived.
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272. And since you're 150 years old,
air travel was impossible.
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273. His second toe is longer
than his big toe.
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274. - Mine isn't.
- This is sad.
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275. You don't believe
your mother screwed around...
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276. I have a distinctive
red birthmark on my scalp
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277. that matches a certain friend
of the family.
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278. If you believed this story, you wouldn't
tell me about his birthmarks.
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279. You'd be telling me
about the genetic testing you had done.
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280. And since you haven't mentioned it,
obviously, you didn't do it.
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281. Because you don't want...
What are you doing?
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282. Get your... get off the...
There's a cop!
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283. Nicole, lie still.
This'll only take a few seconds.
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284. One millimeter cut
through upper abdomen.
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285. She was adopted when the parents
thought they couldn't have kids.
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286. Then they had three more. She took
the message as "thanks for playing,
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287. but we have our real children now."
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288. And the real children
probably think they're accidents
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289. while she was hand-picked. Everybody's
got problems with their parents.
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290. She's an addict.
Something went wrong.
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291. And it has to be the parents?
Magnifying pancreas.
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292. - I'm not saying the parents screwed up.
- You're saying you like her.
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293. So you don't want her faults
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294. But they're someone's fault,
and the other people you know are...
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295. I think we may need
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296. You lost track of your speed?
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297. I think that was Hitler's excuse.
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298. Lost track of the Jews.
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299. No one held him responsible.
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300. - I'm not playing house.
- You were protecting me.
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301. Anybody in their right mind
would have ratted me out.
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302. I'm just trying
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303. You are going this funeral.
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304. Make it fast. I don't want to miss
the anal cavity search.
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305. Looks like a mass in the pancreas.
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306. Not to me. This is radio.
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307. - And I want a full play-by-play.
- It's fluid-filled.
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308. Would you get out of the car, sir?
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309. Officer, if you want to give me
a ticket, I totally understand.
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310. - Just get out of the car, sir.
- Cyst?
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311. Large cyst.
Something going on there?
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312. Wilson's getting arrested.
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313. How large?
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314. SUV sized, or mid-range sedan?
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315. Seriously?
What'd you do?
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316. I'm obviously joking.
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317. If Wilson was getting handcuffed
on the hood of his car,
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318. would I be carrying
on a differential?
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319. Diameter is at least
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320. - Is it in the tail or in the head?
- The head.
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321. You too, sir.
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322. We've got a construction site.
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323. A steamroller is plowing...
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324. Out now.
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325. No cane.
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326. James Evan Wilson,
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327. there's a warrant
for your arrest in Louisiana.
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328. What are the traits
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329. Powerful.
Maybe pancreatic cancer.
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330. Great idea, except the only symptom
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332. You don't think House
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333. I think he thought he had an idea.
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334. I also think his metaphors
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335. after he's said them.
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336. - We need to focus on the medicine.
- No answer.
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337. There's not gonna be an answer.
They've been arrested.
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338. - He was joking.
- He reacted to the size and location.
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339. That's what we should be focusing on.
Not playing mad libs
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340. while our patient's exploding noun
destroys her life-sustaining noun.
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341. I'll try to get Wilson on the line.
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342. What if it's not how a steamroller
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343. Clears things.
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344. This is a waste of time.
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346. I'm a doctor, and when someone tries
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347. it's code for "pick up the damn phone
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348. I'm sure there's
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350. - You told me you'd taken care of this.
- I did.
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351. - First words you ever said to me.
- I took care of it.
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352. You must've screwed up somehow.
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353. Sir?
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354. Not to hurry you,
but we need to be at a funeral...
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355. Nobody is going anywhere
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356. till I hear back from Louisiana.
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357. It's a really old warrant.
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358. Isn't there a statute of limitations
on this kind of thing?
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359. It's suspended
when you flee the state.
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360. I didn't flee the state.
I left the state.
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361. Because I don't live in the state.
And the charges were
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363. "vandalism,
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364. destruction of property, assault."
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365. There is a simple explanation.
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366. There was a medical convention
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367. You don't need to explain to me.
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368. I was fresh out of med school.
I didn't know anybody at the convention.
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369. You heard the man, Wilson.
You don't have to explain.
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370. I am not gonna sit here wasting time
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371. just so you can avoid
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372. He's my father.
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373. - I have the right to avoid his funeral.
- Not if your mother's alive, you don't.
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374. Explain.
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375. Did House react
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376. He whistled.
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377. It's huge.
Anyone would think so.
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378. He doesn't whistle because he's
impressed. He wasn't expecting it.
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379. It means he changed his mind
at that point.
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380. A single super-sized cyst
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381. ruled out a diffuse process
like scleroderma or lupus.
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382. Rule out diffuse processes, you're stuck
with a single process affecting just the pancreas.
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383. Gallstones or pancreatic divisum.
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384. What he asked next
would narrowed that down.
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385. He asked the location.
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386. Heads it's gallstones,
tails it's divisum.
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387. It's at the head.
She's got gallstones.
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388. - The steamroller means potholes...
- Relax. We got it.
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389. You figured out
she's got gallstones?
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390. I was at the hotel bar
trying to unwind, have a drink.
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391. There was this guy
who kept playing
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392. Billy Joel's leave a tender
moment alone on the jukebox.
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393. - Leave a tender moment is a good song.
- It's a great song. He was out of line.
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394. Not as good as scenes
from an Italian restaurant or...
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396. You yelled politely.
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the first couple of times,
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my message.
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402. And smashed a ten-foot
antique mirror.
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403. And set an example to two other patrons
who threw shot glasses.
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404. I had nothing to do
with that fight.
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405. The assault charge was totally bogus.
And I paid for the mirror.
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who was playing the song.
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408. No, I was the guy
who bailed him out.
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409. That's how we met.
I was in jail.
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410. This guy was a total stranger to you,
and you bailed him out?
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411. It was a boring convention.
I had to have somebody to drink with.
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412. And there's the foundation
of our entire friendship.
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413. If you hadn't been bored one weekend,
it wouldn't even exist.
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414. There were 3,000 people
at that convention.
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415. You were the one who wasn't boring.
That says something.
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416. It also says that you lied to me
about getting the charges dropped!
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417. I got a lawyer.
He cut a deal.
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418. You didn't call the guy?
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419. You have to show up at the arraignment.
Everybody knows that.
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420. Everybody with
your misdemeanor experience.
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421. You can go.
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422. What?
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423. He's a fugitive from justice.
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424. That whole story was lies.
He stabbed a man.
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425. Louisiana doesn't want to pay
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426. - to get you back.
- Forget Louisiana.
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427. He was driving recklessly
through your comatose village.
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428. Do they put lead
in the jelly doughnuts here?
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429. Stop acting like such an ingrate
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430. and go pay your respects
to your father.
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431. The CT confirmed gallstones.
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432. Normally not dangerous.
Almost everyone has them.
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433. - But sometimes...
- They kill you?
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434. Unless I take 'em out.
We do it laproscopically.
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435. - How long has her urine been brown?
- Kidney's were fine this afternoon.
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436. They're not now.
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437. It's not the gallstones.
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438. Well, of course it's not gallstones.
Who thought it was gallstones?
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439. - You said "steamroller."
- I also said "construction site."
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440. Gallstones could cause
a pancreatic cyst.
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441. Just turn around.
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442. The thing is two hours over already,
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443. and that's the third time
we passed that colonial
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444. with the cross burning out front.
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445. I'm not lost.
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446. I'm not talking about what caused the cyst,
but what the cyst caused.
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447. Everything.
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448. Cysts are symptoms, not diagnoses.
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449. Unless it's a multiple cyst,
with connections to other organs...
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450. Like a steamroller.
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451. That's a long road
down to the kidneys.
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452. How do we prove it?
Won't be visible in a scan.
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453. Chase isn't gonna go groping around
when she's got kidney failure.
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454. - Bubbles.
- Is that your new stripper name?
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455. Yes. And also, we inject bubbles
into the cyst and follow where they drift.
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456. If they end up in other organs, we know
you're right, cut it out, she's fine.
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457. Bubbles is right.
Go echo.
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458. I'm not lost.
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459. Nicole, you gotta stay still.
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460. I'm nervous.
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461. - You're not nervous.
- It's the DTS, isn't it?
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462. I haven't had a drink
since I got here.
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463. Good heavens,
we haven't missed it after all.
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464. It's like the end
of Christmas carol.
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465. I'm so glad you're here.
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466. Oh, it's a load
off of my mind just to see you.
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467. - Thank you, James.
- Mom, how could you delay the funeral?
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468. Honey, your dad is dead.
He's not going to care.
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469. Do you know what
you're going to say?
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470. I don't know.
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471. Just let the minister
or one of his buddies from the corps...
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472. You're talking. I don't care
that you didn't like him.
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473. He was your father,
and he loved you.
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474. The war is over, Greg.
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475. Please do this for me.
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476. Stop looking so worried.
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477. I know he's gonna make me proud.
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478. I'm sure you know him
better than I do.
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479. Her liver's been compromised.
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480. And the dts will cause her muscles to
continue to twitch, even under sedation.
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481. We need to paralyze
her to do this procedure.
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482. I wanted to stop.
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483. A phenarbital coma will not only
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484. allow us to inject the cyst,
I'll treat the DTS.
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485. When she wakes up,
she won't be in withdrawal.
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486. We've seen her through
withdrawal before.
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487. We've seen her through everything.
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488. We've been...
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489. supportive, we've been combative.
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490. We've picked her up from
bars in the middle of the night.
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491. We've let her spend
the night in jail.
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492. I used to say it'd be okay.
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493. That I'd get it together.
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494. I don't say that anymore.
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495. Let's make you healthy.
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496. Then we'll worry
about making you sober.
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497. The Lord is my shepherd,
I shall not want...
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498. I am not talking.
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499. We were strangers who shared
some geography 30 years ago.
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500. Right, he had no
influence on you at all.
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501. The father who was
compulsive about punctuality.
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502. His issue.
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503. Which I deliberately
made not my issue.
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504. Thereby making it your issue.
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505. Compulsively showing up four hours late,
ignoring discipline, ignoring rules.
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506. Oh, God, he's here.
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507. Who's here?
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508. The one you're pretending
is your father?
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509. Nice pick.
He looks like Sean Connery.
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510. So back when you were devising
this fantasy,
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511. did you tell your father:
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512. "dad, I refuse to recognize
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513. your existence because
I have chosen James Bond as my dad"?
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514. I used different words.
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515. What?
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516. Hearing your own son
hates you so much
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517. he's replaced you in his mind?
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518. That's gotta suck.
How did he take it?
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519. I already told you.
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520. He didn't speak to me
for a summer.
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521. It means more to me than...
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522. Than I can say to have
all of you here today.
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523. And now, our son Gregory
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524. would like to say a few words.
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525. Greg?
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526. There's a lot of people here today.
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527. Including some from the corps.
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528. And I notice that every one of them
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529. is either my father rank or higher.
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530. And that doesn't surprise me.
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531. Because if the test of a man
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532. is how he treats those
he has power over,
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533. it was a test my father failed.
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534. This man you're eager
to pay homage to,
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535. he was incapable of admitting
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536. any point of view but his own.
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537. He punished failure,
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538. and he did not accept
anything less than...
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539. He loved doing what he did.
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540. He saw his work as some kind of...
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541. Sacred calling.
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542. More important than
any personal relationship.
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543. Maybe if he'd been a better father,
I'd be a better son.
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544. But I am what I am because of him...
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545. For better or for worse.
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546. And I just...
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547. I just wish...
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548. Put it back.
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549. He's not gonna miss it.
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550. I'm done enabling.
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551. You can't even let them put
him in the ground
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552. without making it serve your agenda?
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553. You real want to do
this in front of everybody?
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554. You wanna punish me or them?
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555. How can I still feel surprise?
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556. You would take,
even this, a moment of
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557. real human grief,
and turn it into a farce.
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558. Oh, cut the crap.
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559. You enjoy what I do.
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560. I never had to force you.
You like coming along for the ride.
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561. - Yes, that's why I'm cheering you on...
- This is about you needing
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562. to be prepared for the worst.
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563. So you become an oncologist.
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564. No surprises there.
Worst happens all the time.
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565. But Amber, she was young and healthy.
Her death came out of nowhere.
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566. Don't bring Amber into this.
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567. And you weren't ready.
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568. That makes you angry.
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569. The world sucks, and
you didn't have time to brace yourself.
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570. What happened out there
is your show!
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571. You're scared to death
of losing anyone that matters.
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572. So you dump the person
who matters the most to you!
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573. I'm not scared to death.
I'm moving forward!
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574. Because no one can take away
from you what you no longer have.
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575. Your father's death is about you.
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576. Amber's death is about you.
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577. I can't imagine why someone
wouldn't want to be your friend!
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578. Admit it, you're angry and
you're scared of losing me.
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579. I'm not angry,
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580. - I'm not scared.
- Admit it.
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581. - I'm not afraid.
- Admit it.
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582. - I've lost people. It happens.
- Admit it. Admit it!
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583. What are you, five?
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584. - Stop repeating...
- Admit it. Admit it.
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585. Admit it. Admit it.
Admit it.
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586. Come on, admit it.
Admit it!
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587. Still not boring.
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588. Did you know I was gonna do that?
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589. Because I didn't know
I was gonna do that.
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590. I know you have trouble
losing people.
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591. In New Orleans, I saw you carrying this
express package around the conference.
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592. And you wouldn't let it go,
but you wouldn't open it.
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593. So I peeked at the return address.
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594. Diamond, fairbairn.
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595. Divorce attorneys.
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596. Your first wife had
just served you with papers.
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597. Did you know that
when you bailed me out?
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598. Were you...
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599. Doing something nice for me?
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600. What did I say about being boring?
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601. We owe your mom an apology.
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602. Hello?
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603. It's House.
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604. How'd the bubble test go?
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605. The problem wasn't the cyst.
It's advanced dilated cardiomyopathy.
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606. We did a three-dimensional echo.
Showed a mass in the left atrium.
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607. Looks like an atrial maxoma,
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608. but the ultrasound images are
a little grainy, so it's hard to tell.
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609. House,
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610. the images aren't grainy.
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611. They sure look grainy.
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612. I've seen pictures of
you where you look tall.
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613. It's iron overload.
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614. Creates speckles on the image,
makes it look grainy.
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615. Also makes her pancreas fail,
her blood clot, and her intestine...
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616. Atrial myxoma is more likely.
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617. MRI for a better view.
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618. Call me back and tell me
you're embarrassed
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619. because my eyesight
is better 500 miles away.
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620. I need a phone number.
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621. I'm a doctor in New Jersey,
treating one of your clients.
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622. A young woman looking
for her biological parents.
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623. You know, you could just wait for
the MRI to have your curiosity satisfied.
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624. What person who is nothing
like me are you saying that to?
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625. Did the parents look tan?
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626. The disease she has is genetic,
which means they should have it too.
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627. They don't look more
tan than anyone else.
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628. - Discolored teeth?
- They're farmers...
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629. The village doesn't even
have a dentist.
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630. Right. Thanks.
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631. But if it matters,
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632. I'm not convinced
they were her parents.
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633. Why not?
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634. Because they said
they have no daughter.
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635. The man was adamant,
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636. and the woman seemed confused
and frightened.
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637. Thank you.
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638. Differential.
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639. Say you're a middle-aged
Chinese woman...
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640. fine.
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641. Say it.
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642. I'm a middle-aged Chinese woman.
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643. Girl comes to you,
says that she's your long-lost daughter.
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644. Why would yo be frightened?
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645. I'm frightened
because she's a threat?
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646. Maybe she knows something?
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647. She hasn't seen you
since she was an infant.
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648. Maybe an inheritance issue.
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649. They're peasants.
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650. Her very presence is a threat.
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651. She...
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652. What year was she born?
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653. '83.
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654. She's not supposed be alive.
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655. China introduced the
one-child policy in 1979.
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656. Say they didn't want a girl.
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657. - They tried to kill her.
- Maybe the baby doesn't die.
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658. Maybe the father panics
or regrets it.
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659. Takes the baby to an orphanage.
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660. Maybe he doesn't tell his wife.
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661. Who freaks out like she's seeing a ghost
25 years later when the girl shows up.
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662. Why does attempted murder
from 25 years ago
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663. suddenly become relevant
to her health now?
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664. Maybe they gave her something toxic.
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665. It would have to be fat soluble.
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666. This is fun, isn't it?
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667. - Let me see the MRI.
- We don't have one.
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668. She started vomiting as
soon as we started the scan.
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669. Then let her vomit through the MRI.
That's what nurses are for.
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670. Her parents tried to kill her.
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671. I don't know how,
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672. but I know it caused her to get sick
25 years later trying to lift a Buddha.
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673. Explain.
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674. I already had this conversation
with Wilson... just go with it.
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675. - Poison?
- Buddha wouldn't make it worse.
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676. Maybe the weight stressed
her back, which...
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677. makes sense if she's never
lifted anything in her life.
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678. She actually didn't get sick till
she tried lifting it that second time.
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679. I'm guessing the weight changed.
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680. Anybody have Taub's pager number?
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681. What's up?
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682. Maybe give him a call.
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683. If he tosses that switch on the MRI,
she's dead.
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684. X-ray her brain.
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685. Pins.
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686. Push them rough the soft fontanelle
of an infant,
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687. you skewer the brain, and the hair hides
the entry wounds.
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688. It's the perfect crime.
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689. She's had them
in her all these years.
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690. - What changed at the temple?
- Same thing that changed in the MRI.
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691. Shockingly,
not all religious leaders are honest.
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692. I'm guessing these particular monks
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693. are bilking the faithful by pushing
a magnet up Buddha's butt.
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694. There's another one under the table
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695. that'll repel or attract, depending
on how you shift them.
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696. When she picked up that magnet,
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697. it moved one of the pins deeper into the
sympathetic nervous center of her brain.
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698. This sent a signal
through the nerves
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699. to the blood vessels in
her small intestines,
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700. which caused the symptoms in China
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701. and in the giant magnet
we call an MRI.
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702. She's lucky.
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703. We're all screwed up by our parents.
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704. She's got documentation.
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705. The pins will be removed surgically,
and she'll be fine.
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706. We'll wake her from the
coma after the operation.
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707. Is there any way
you could not tell her?
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708. Please.
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709. She's fragile.
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710. She desperately wanted
to know her biological parents.
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711. For her to find out
that they wanted her dead...
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712. I don't know
what that'll do to her.
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713. She may not be as fragile
as you think.
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714. We know our daughter.
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715. See this pin here?
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716. It's been pressing directly
on her addiction center.
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717. It's not her fault.
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718. And it's definitely not your fault.
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719. She's not who you think she is.
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720. I hear your patient's
gonna be all right.
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721. Is that why you're here?
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722. A colleague checking up
on a patient?
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723. Something going' on?
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724. I'm celebrating.
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725. My mom hated him too.
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726. Your DNA test showed no match?
That's incredible.
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727. At the age of 12,
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728. you actually figured out
your father wasn't your birth father
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729. that's what you wanted, wasn't it?
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730. Why should it depress you?
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731. It doesn't depress me.
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732. Doesn't make any difference at all.
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733. That's what depresses me.
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734. I guess nobody gets
to choose who their parents are.
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735. I'm not even sure anymore if
we get to choose who our friends are.
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736. I spoke with Cuddy.
She hasn't filled my position yet.
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737. If you're coming back
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738. just because you're attracted
to the shine of my neediness...
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739. I'd be okay with that.
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740. I'm coming back
because you're right.
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741. That strange,
annoying trip we just took
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742. was the most fun I've had
since Amber died.
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743. You hungry?
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744. My dad's dead.
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745. Yeah.
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746. My sympathies.
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