1. I still can't believe
you talked me into this.Copy !req
2. come on, honey.Copy !req
3. You're gonna throw him off.Copy !req
4. It's okay.
I'm almost done.Copy !req
5. A little more light
on your hips.Copy !req
6. Oh, god.Copy !req
7. Why couldn't you have
come up with thisCopy !req
8. Before I had two kids?Copy !req
9. you look amazing.Copy !req
10. Okay, I think...Copy !req
11. Yeah, I'm done.Copy !req
12. Wanna come take a look?Copy !req
13. I can't.Copy !req
14. You first.Copy !req
15. No, we'll look together.Copy !req
16. I don't understand.Copy !req
17. I—I thought—Copy !req
18. What the hell is that?
Honey.Copy !req
19. It's okay.Copy !req
20. This is not
what we discussed,Copy !req
21. Or what I paid for.
I don't understand.Copy !req
22. I think this is one
of the best I've ever done.Copy !req
23. I want my money back.Copy !req
24. I'm sorry,
but this is notCopy !req
25. Some department store
photo studio.Copy !req
26. And this is not my wife.Copy !req
27. Yes, it is.Copy !req
28. You asked me to paint herCopy !req
29. Exactly as she looks.Copy !req
30. That's exactly what I did.Copy !req
31. Uhh!
Honey!Copy !req
32. Oh, stop it!Copy !req
33. What's going on?
Brandon!Copy !req
34. That check...Copy !req
35. Better be
in my mailbox by friday.Copy !req
36. Or I'll be back.Copy !req
37. Come on!Copy !req
38. What happened?Copy !req
39. I don't know.Copy !req
40. They saw the painting
and they just freaked out.Copy !req
41. Brandon, what is this?Copy !req
42. What do you mean?
It's her portrait.Copy !req
43. What's wrong with it?Copy !req
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45. - ==Http://www.Ragbear. Com==-
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46. Why's this in here?Copy !req
47. First column, last entry.Copy !req
48. Today is going to be
a good day.Copy !req
49. This him?Copy !req
50. Yes.
No.Copy !req
51. She means are you
the private investigatorCopy !req
52. Whose bills I've tried
to slip throughCopy !req
53. As medical expenses?Copy !req
54. Oh. Hi.Copy !req
55. I'm lucas douglas, p.I.Copy !req
56. This hospital's not putting
a private investigator on retainer.Copy !req
57. Nor is it gonna pay
any more phony repairs on vending machines,Copy !req
58. Cryostats, or elevators.Copy !req
59. Information
saves lives.Copy !req
60. Saving lives saves money.Copy !req
61. No, saving lives
costs money,Copy !req
62. Which is why
I'm trying to make sure</I there's still some left!Copy !req
63. You want your own
personal p.I.,Copy !req
64. You're gonna have to pay
for him yourself.Copy !req
65. Sorry.Copy !req
66. No, I understand.Copy !req
67. Hey, I—I like
the shoes, by the way.Copy !req
68. Thank... you.Copy !req
69. You don't like her shoes.Copy !req
70. You like her legs.Copy !req
71. It sounds less creepyCopy !req
72. If you say shoes.Copy !req
73. Less creepy, more gay.Copy !req
74. That's my firm's motto.Copy !req
75. What is a cryostat?Copy !req
76. No idea.Copy !req
77. Whoever fixed ours
is about to get stiffed.Copy !req
78. There's
no distorted perspective in any of his
other recent works.Copy !req
79. Not much talent,
either.Copy !req
80. So the symptoms
just came on.Copy !req
81. Acute onset visual agnosia points to a stroke
or brain tumor.Copy !req
82. m.R.I. Revealed no stroke
or brain tumor.Copy !req
83. We should do another
with contrast.Copy !req
84. If he's like the other
struggling artists I've known,Copy !req
85. He's also into drugs.Copy !req
86. We should—
What are you looking at?Copy !req
87. Apparently a moron.Copy !req
88. One—E.R. Routinely tests
for drugs.Copy !req
89. If it was positive,Copy !req
90. We wouldn't be looking
at this file.Copy !req
91. Two—Who pays 12% interest
on a car loan?Copy !req
92. How did you—Copy !req
93. Did you run
a credit check on me?Copy !req
94. No... that would be illegal.Copy !req
95. Interestingly enough,Copy !req
96. Paying someone
to run it for me, though...Copy !req
97. What?Copy !req
98. It's part of my job.Copy !req
99. Your job
is to diagnose patients.Copy !req
100. Which I do
with the team.Copy !req
101. How am I supposed to know
how best to utilizeCopy !req
102. That team if I don't know
everything about them?Copy !req
103. Say the van gogh turns out
to have neurosyphilis,Copy !req
104. And our last vial of penicillin
is in a storeroomCopy !req
105. At the end
of a 20-Mile hallway with a two-Foot high ceiling.Copy !req
106. With a two-Foot high ceiling.Copy !req
107. You've discovered
that one of us has beenCopy !req
108. Hiding the ability
to stretch or shrink themselves?Copy !req
109. No.Copy !req
110. I would never out someone's
super powers.Copy !req
111. This, on the other hand...Copy !req
112. You crawled 20 miles?Copy !req
113. My name's
in the guinness book.Copy !req
114. I'll bet that really
impresses the babes.Copy !req
115. I didn't do it
to get the babes.Copy !req
116. No, that would cheapen
the purity of your achievement.Copy !req
117. Who needs an m.R.I.
With contrast,Copy !req
118. We've established that.Copy !req
119. What do you got on taub?Copy !req
120. I got nothing on taub.Copy !req
121. could also
be environmental.Copy !req
122. We should check his studio
for toxins, mold, fungus.Copy !req
123. Taub's wife,
on the other hand—Copy !req
124. house...Copy !req
125. That's enough.Copy !req
126. Dad's right.Copy !req
127. This is no time for gossip.Copy !req
128. A patient desperately needs
our help.Copy !req
129. Check his head
and his house.Copy !req
130. Can't lucas—
Nope.Copy !req
131. He's very busy.Copy !req
132. if there is a tumor,
this test will show us—Copy !req
133. Is that stuff dangerous?Copy !req
134. This is just
the contrast material.Copy !req
135. There is a small risk
of an anaphylactic reaction.Copy !req
136. I could stop breathing?Copy !req
137. Don't worry.Copy !req
138. We're prepared to dealwith whatever happens.Copy !req
139. You know, I did some drawings
this morning,Copy !req
140. And they seemed fine.Copy !req
141. So maybe it was just a reaction
to something I ate.Copy !req
142. How many people you know
have reactions like thatCopy !req
143. To something
they ate for breakfast?Copy !req
144. But if I'm
getting better—Copy !req
145. You will continue
to get better.Copy !req
146. If you're not,
we need to know why notCopy !req
147. So we can start treatment
immediately.Copy !req
148. Baby, let them
do the test.Copy !req
149. Can lead poisoning
cause visual agnosia?Copy !req
150. not without lead
showing up in the blood work.Copy !req
151. Nothing
in the medicine cabinetexcept some harmless
toiletries.Copy !req
152. No signs of mold
or fungus anywhere, either.Copy !req
153. You think house really
got something on your wife?Copy !req
154. No. Not that
I'd care if he did.Copy !req
155. Wait, your wife's
doing the doorman in your bed,Copy !req
156. And they're
sweating all over the sheets
that you paid for and—Copy !req
157. My wife's not doing
the doorman.Copy !req
158. How do you know?
We don't have a doorman.Copy !req
159. And I just do, okay?Copy !req
160. Drop it.Copy !req
161. In college,
my friends and I came up
with an inverse-Square law.Copy !req
162. Sounds like
a real fun group.Copy !req
163. The girls who you think
are the most inhibited...Copy !req
164. Straight arrows...Copy !req
165. They're the ones
you hook up with.Copy !req
166. Are you saying
my wife's a slut?Copy !req
167. I'm saying if my wife
was a slut, I'd wanna know.Copy !req
168. his place was clean.Copy !req
169. so is his head.Copy !req
170. Even with contrast,
no masses, no lesions.Copy !req
171. A neurological symptom with no apparent
neurological cause.Copy !req
172. Time course means
we can rule out cancer and m.S.Copy !req
173. Just leaves toxins
or drugs.Copy !req
174. You called thirteen
a moron for thinking
it was drugs.Copy !req
175. Yeah, but when she said it,
she had other options.Copy !req
176. And I really
just wanted to segue into her stupid loan
and your—Copy !req
177. A cavernous angioma
in the brain could leak.Copy !req
178. Once the blood
gets reabsorbed,Copy !req
179. The pressure goes down,
the symptom goes away.Copy !req
180. He'll never consent
to petrosal vein sampling.Copy !req
181. Really?Copy !req
182. He was nervous about
an injection of contrast.Copy !req
183. Is his girlfriend hot?Copy !req
184. And I'm not talking
fever here.Copy !req
185. I mean, is she all
curvy and perky?Copy !req
186. Very... and if he dies,Copy !req
187. It's good news
for all of us, but—Copy !req
188. That explains
why all his paintings suck.Copy !req
189. And what's wrong with him.Copy !req
190. Where are you going?Copy !req
191. To tell him he may have
a massive brain tumor.Copy !req
192. But he doesn't.Copy !req
193. I know.
I'm not a moron.Copy !req
194. It's drugs.Copy !req
195. You seem to have
a massive brain tumor.Copy !req
196. Who are you?Copy !req
197. He's dr. House.
He's pleased to meet you.Copy !req
198. We found no trace
on any of your imaging,Copy !req
199. So we need to cut
your head open.Copy !req
200. It's risky,Copy !req
201. But it's the only way
to save your life.Copy !req
202. No.Copy !req
203. Wrong answer.Copy !req
204. I'm not allowed
to say no?Copy !req
205. You're not allowed
to not be terrified.Copy !req
206. There's only
two good reasons not to be terrified
in a hospital.Copy !req
207. You're delusional.Copy !req
208. But then you're not afraid
of contrast material either.Copy !req
209. Or you know you're fine.Copy !req
210. Since we haven't told you
you're fine,Copy !req
211. You obviously have
information we don't have.Copy !req
212. What drugs are you on?Copy !req
213. His drug tests
were clean.Copy !req
214. Drug tests only test for drugs
they've made tests for.Copy !req
215. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
216. Hottie thinks
that he's a great artist,Copy !req
217. Selling art
to the rich and tasteful.Copy !req
218. She's stupid enough to be fooled
by the canvases,Copy !req
219. But bank accounts
don't lie.Copy !req
220. He needed money.Copy !req
221. There's not many jobs
you can doCopy !req
222. That don't require time,
training, and intelligence.Copy !req
223. And I know
you're not a news anchor or a supermodel,Copy !req
224. 'Cause those jobs
seldom cause agnosia.Copy !req
225. He's a guinea pig.Copy !req
226. Companies pay him to test
their untested drugs.Copy !req
227. Did hottie go for a pee
or coffee?Copy !req
228. Either way,
I don't think you should waste any time on denials.Copy !req
229. The clinical trials
were supposed to be safe.Copy !req
230. The drugs are about
to be approved by the fda.Copy !req
231. Drugs?
How many trials are you on?Copy !req
232. Three.Copy !req
233. Admirable.Copy !req
234. Not many idiots
have that much ambition.Copy !req
235. You've been symptom-Free
since your admission,Copy !req
236. So whatever you took has probably
cleared your system now.Copy !req
237. You'll be fine.Copy !req
238. Keep him overnight,
just to make sure,Copy !req
239. And get the names
of all the trials he's been in.Copy !req
240. You gonna tell heather?Copy !req
241. Couldn't, even if I cared enough
to want to.Copy !req
242. Not bad.Copy !req
243. You almost made it
the whole day.Copy !req
244. What'd you find out?Copy !req
245. The point is to see
how everyone reacts.Copy !req
246. I'm gonna go get
the rest of the gang.Copy !req
247. Cut the crap, house.Copy !req
248. Your wife has
a separate bank accountCopy !req
249. In her name only.Copy !req
250. She's been making
weekly cash depositsCopy !req
251. For about a year now.Copy !req
252. No withdrawals... yet.Copy !req
253. That's it?Copy !req
254. A bank account?Copy !req
255. A secret bank account.Copy !req
256. What makes you think
it's a secret?Copy !req
257. Because if it wasn't,Copy !req
258. You'd call it
"the" bank account.Copy !req
259. Damn.Copy !req
260. Always forget to use
the right article when lying.Copy !req
261. It's not secret.Copy !req
262. We're refurnishing.Copy !req
263. We set the budget,
set up an account.Copy !req
264. I just couldn't make it
to the bank the day we opened it.Copy !req
265. You're spending almost
$100,000 on furniture?Copy !req
266. Yes.Copy !req
267. What happened?
I don't know.Copy !req
268. He was fine, then all of
a sudden, he started seizing.Copy !req
269. He said you told him
he was better.Copy !req
270. What's happening?Copy !req
271. What's wrong with him?Copy !req
272. She is hot.Copy !req
273. Obviously the drugs
weren't out of his system.Copy !req
274. None of these drugs,Copy !req
275. Nor the drugs
that they're derived from,Copy !req
276. Are known
for causing seizures.Copy !req
277. By themselves, no.Copy !req
278. But three unproven,
untested drugs?Copy !req
279. This is like the mod squad.Copy !req
280. No one could stop them.Copy !req
281. Ridiculous
that they let people take potentially dangerous drugs
for money.Copy !req
282. Just to short circuit
that discussion,Copy !req
283. People should not be testing
drugs because they're desperate.Copy !req
284. But people won't test drugs
unless they're desperate.Copy !req
285. We need drugs
to save children and puppies.Copy !req
286. Ergo, we need
desperate people.Copy !req
287. Ergo, welfare kills
sick children.Copy !req
288. First drug—Copy !req
289. Why don't we call it
bisexidrine?Copy !req
290. Clinical trials
involve experimental drugs.Copy !req
291. Means they don't have
comforting, catchy names yet.Copy !req
292. Just random, unmemorable
trial numbers.Copy !req
293. Go ahead.Copy !req
294. Bisexidrine is designed
as an anticoagulant.Copy !req
295. Phase one indicated
some risk of nausea,Copy !req
296. E.D., and insomnia.Copy !req
297. Second drug.Copy !req
298. Cuckoldisol.Copy !req
299. She is having an affair?Copy !req
300. Worse.Copy !req
301. Sex can be dismissed
as hormonal or emotional.Copy !req
302. Can be easily regretted.Copy !req
303. Money is always
a calculated decision.Copy !req
304. My wife has
her own bank accountCopy !req
305. That house doesn't think
I know about.Copy !req
306. Shocking.Copy !req
307. Discuss.Copy !req
308. Drug b
is an autoimmune treatment.Copy !req
309. Almost no side effects.Copy !req
310. But even if it's doing
what it's supposed to be doing,Copy !req
311. It doesn't mix well
with anticoagulants or anticonvulsives.Copy !req
312. which is the third drug?Copy !req
313. World's-Sorest-Knees-Isil.Copy !req
314. Cuddy used to have
that title, by the way.Copy !req
315. there's a million ways
these drugs could interactCopy !req
316. If they're doing
what they're supposed to.Copy !req
317. If they're not,
two million.Copy !req
318. And it'd be interesting to know
which of those interactionsCopy !req
319. Was causing the problem.Copy !req
320. Unfortunately,
we don't have to.Copy !req
321. We just have to stop
the interacting.Copy !req
322. If we don't know which—Copy !req
323. Stop them all.
Put him on dialysis.Copy !req
324. Clear out his system.Copy !req
325. Rapid detox
risks arrhythmia,Copy !req
326. Another seizure,
hepatic failure.Copy !req
327. Difference is, we know
what those risks are.Copy !req
328. Put him on dialysis.Copy !req
329. Dialysis.Copy !req
330. Use that for kidney failure,
right?Copy !req
331. Don't worry.
Your kidneys are fine.Copy !req
332. He's not worried
about his kidneys.Copy !req
333. He's worried about howCopy !req
334. He's going to explain
the dialysis to his girlfriend.Copy !req
335. I just don't want her
to worry.Copy !req
336. You mean you don't want her
to leave you?Copy !req
337. What's wrong with that?
I love her.Copy !req
338. It's not like I've lied to her
about anything important.Copy !req
339. I am an artist.Copy !req
340. I've sold plenty of paintings
in the past.Copy !req
341. It's just...Copy !req
342. I've hit a bit of
a dry spell lately, is all.Copy !req
343. So tell her that.Copy !req
344. He can't.Copy !req
345. He wants her
to be happy too.Copy !req
346. He's telling her
what she wants to hear.Copy !req
347. You didn't know?Copy !req
348. No.Copy !req
349. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
350. She's not sleeping around.Copy !req
351. She's not gambling it away.Copy !req
352. She hasn't even spent
any of it.Copy !req
353. So I don't see a reason
to do anything.Copy !req
354. You don't think
a conversation might—Copy !req
355. How many people
do you knowCopy !req
356. In completely happy
and fulfilled relationships?Copy !req
357. None.Copy !req
358. I am.Copy !req
359. Most people cling to some storybook notion
of what a relationship is.Copy !req
360. You can't have
an imperfect thought.Copy !req
361. You can't have
a private zone.Copy !req
362. You can't—
Steal money
and hide it away in a secret account?Copy !req
363. She makes me happy.
I make her happy.Copy !req
364. It works.Copy !req
365. Because we
don't do storybook.Copy !req
366. And I don't plan to poke
into her business.Copy !req
367. You were right
about the dialysis.Copy !req
368. He made it
through the night without any more seizures
or visual symptoms.Copy !req
369. And I am going to be
just as rightafter breakfast
up in my office.Copy !req
370. The only difference is I'm gonna be right
in front of other people.Copy !req
371. Which means you're not here
to talk about the medicine.Copy !req
372. You can screw with me
all you want at work,Copy !req
373. But stay out
of my personal life.Copy !req
374. What did she say?Copy !req
375. Did you just hear
what I said?Copy !req
376. I heard the part about you can screw with me
at work all you want.Copy !req
377. Want my advice?
Of course not.Copy !req
378. Good, 'cause I have no idea
what you should do.Copy !req
379. I only know
what you're going to do.Copy !req
380. You're gonna—
I said I didn't want
your advice.Copy !req
381. I said this is not advice.Copy !req
382. You are going to forgive her
for opening that account,Copy !req
383. And you're going to confess
everything you've done,Copy !req
384. And then you're gonna beg her
to forgive you.Copy !req
385. What purpose
could that possibly serve?Copy !req
386. None... which is why
I'm not saying you should.Copy !req
387. But you will.Copy !req
388. what's your end game?Copy !req
389. Where are you?Copy !req
390. At the track.Copy !req
391. That's, like, six miles away.Copy !req
392. How cool are these things?Copy !req
393. I feel like an idiot.Copy !req
394. I'm not giving you
any more of my stuff.Copy !req
395. You have those
night vision goggles?Copy !req
396. No.Copy !req
397. You're lying.Copy !req
398. You like making him
miserable.Copy !req
399. You like driving people
away from you.Copy !req
400. He deserved
to know the truth.Copy !req
401. There was no truth
until you dug it up.Copy !req
402. You do know
that stuff existsCopy !req
403. Even when
you can't see it, right?Copy !req
404. It was a truth
that mattered to himCopy !req
405. And a truth
that mattered to her.Copy !req
406. Why did it matter to you?Copy !req
407. first of all,
stop saying "a" truth.Copy !req
408. There is only one truth.Copy !req
409. That may be true for you.Copy !req
410. Miserable people
save more lives.Copy !req
411. If your life has meaning,Copy !req
412. Your job doesn't
have to have meaning.Copy !req
413. Screw-Ups
are more palatableCopy !req
414. If you have someone's arms
to go cry in.Copy !req
415. Yeah, that makes sense.Copy !req
416. Usually I have more of a fight
on that one.Copy !req
417. So why are youCopy !req
418. Making taub miserable?Copy !req
419. I just said!Copy !req
420. He left his last job
to save his marriage.Copy !req
421. If his marriage falls apart,Copy !req
422. You think he'll be
working harder for you?Copy !req
423. Or you think he won't be working
for you at all?Copy !req
424. his head and neck
are completely swollen.Copy !req
425. I need a trache kit.
His throat's closing.Copy !req
426. Can't find any landmarks.Copy !req
427. Just start cutting.
An exploratory trache?Copy !req
428. We don't have a choice.Copy !req
429. Got it.Copy !req
430. Here.Copy !req
431. his face is so swollen it squeezed
his tear ducts shut.Copy !req
432. We've been lubricating
his eyes by hand.Copy !req
433. We started him on steroids,
iv and cream,Copy !req
434. To reduce the swelling,Copy !req
435. But it's having
limited effect.Copy !req
436. Negative for thrombosis
and chagas.Copy !req
437. Could be infection.Copy !req
438. Culture's
still negative.Copy !req
439. Could be his immune system's
on hyperdrive.Copy !req
440. Cytokine storm.Copy !req
441. Why would you pay
for a three-Year gym membershipCopy !req
442. And only go twice?Copy !req
443. Sorry.
You guys still diagnosing?Copy !req
444. Thought we'd finished
hours ago.Copy !req
445. You remember, when we decided
it was the unproven,Copy !req
446. Unapproved cocktail of drugs
he's been downing like...Copy !req
447. Like a cocktail.Copy !req
448. He just completed
a total dialysis.Copy !req
449. If it was the drugs,
he'd be better.Copy !req
450. Or he'd be worse.Copy !req
451. I take it none of you
saw trainspotting.Copy !req
452. You think swelling
is a symptom of withdrawal?Copy !req
453. You think it's a coincidence that three new symptoms
cropped upCopy !req
454. As soon as we
took him off the drugs?Copy !req
455. It's possible
some of the symptoms—Copy !req
456. Either the drugs
are the answer,Copy !req
457. Or the drugs
are a coincidence.Copy !req
458. If it's one, we have to find
a better way to detox him.Copy !req
459. If it's two,
we have to knowCopy !req
460. Which symptoms
are withdrawal-RelatedCopy !req
461. Before we can formulate
a diagnosis.Copy !req
462. Which means we have to find
a better way to detox him.Copy !req
463. So how do we do it?Copy !req
464. Hair of the drug
that bit him.Copy !req
465. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
466. If it is the drugs,
they're dangerous,Copy !req
467. And they've already caused—Copy !req
468. That's why we're gonna put him
back on the drugs,Copy !req
469. And then
wean him off again.Copy !req
470. Just much slower.Copy !req
471. Why are you looking at him?Copy !req
472. Try it out.Copy !req
473. You heard the boss!Copy !req
474. Go!Copy !req
475. Taub—Copy !req
476. I didn't talk to her.Copy !req
477. Why are you—Copy !req
478. Excuse me.Copy !req
479. Uh, sorry.Copy !req
480. He does look like me,
doesn't he?Copy !req
481. You gave him your hat.Copy !req
482. I needed you out of here,
so I could go through your desk.Copy !req
483. Of course.Copy !req
484. Nice blouse.Copy !req
485. I really like
that color on you.Copy !req
486. Tell house that if he wants
to know what I'm doing,Copy !req
487. All he has to do—Copy !req
488. It's not house, it's—
It's me.Copy !req
489. I was—I don't know.Copy !req
490. I was thinking
maybe we could get togetherCopy !req
491. For a drink or something.Copy !req
492. I wasn't sure exactly
what you like to do.Copy !req
493. So I thought...
you'd spy on me.Copy !req
494. No. No.Copy !req
495. Not spying.
More like research.Copy !req
496. I think it's a good ideaCopy !req
497. To get to know
a little bit more about a woman before you ask her out.Copy !req
498. Show you care about more
than just what she looks like.Copy !req
499. As romantic
as you make that sound,Copy !req
500. I'm pretty sure that
what you're doing is...Copy !req
501. Not so much caring
as creepy.Copy !req
502. That's not fair.Copy !req
503. You were scrounging
through my desk.Copy !req
504. What the hell
am I gonna find out?Copy !req
505. You went to michigan.Copy !req
506. You like your sandwiches
a little light on mayo.Copy !req
507. You stay in touch
with your mother.Copy !req
508. You rented
the english patientCopy !req
509. And you gave money
to amnesty international.Copy !req
510. There's not one thing
I can find out in hereCopy !req
511. That you wouldn't tell
a coworker while riding
in an elevator.Copy !req
512. I'm not a creep.Copy !req
513. I just thought
you seemed interesting.Copy !req
514. I'll go now.Copy !req
515. Yeah, these, um...Copy !req
516. I'll give you
embarrassing info on house.Copy !req
517. In exchange for—Copy !req
518. No, no need for a date.Copy !req
519. You'd be employing me,Copy !req
520. So I'd have all the time
in the world to ask you all about you,Copy !req
521. And it would fall under
the category of socializingCopy !req
522. Instead of creepy stalking.Copy !req
523. And I'd be paying you?Copy !req
524. I know it's weird.Copy !req
525. But if you pay me
while I check you out,Copy !req
526. It's—It's all cool.Copy !req
527. And you get value,
you get leverage against him.Copy !req
528. Help you keep him in line.Copy !req
529. You think I need help
keeping house in line?Copy !req
530. No.Copy !req
531. Nope. Sorry.Copy !req
532. This hospital can't afford—Copy !req
533. Oh, whatever
you can afford.Copy !req
534. How'd you know
I liked roses?Copy !req
535. I was in your house
last night.Copy !req
536. No! I'm kidding.Copy !req
537. Who the hell
doesn't like roses?Copy !req
538. I forgot to tell you.Copy !req
539. The parker quartet's gonna play
at the library fundraiser.Copy !req
540. That's it?Copy !req
541. It was your idea.Copy !req
542. They'll be great.Copy !req
543. You okay?Copy !req
544. I couldn't find
the letter opener.Copy !req
545. I went through some
of the drawers in your desk looking for it.Copy !req
546. There were a bunch
of statements in there fromCopy !req
547. Jefferson mutual.Copy !req
548. I was so close.Copy !req
549. To what?Copy !req
550. You've got $83,000Copy !req
551. Socked away
in a secret account.Copy !req
552. Not anymore.Copy !req
553. I wanted to keep it
a surprise, but...Copy !req
554. I bought you a car.Copy !req
555. The one that...Copy !req
556. That I...Copy !req
557. I knew you would never
buy it yourself,Copy !req
558. So...Copy !req
559. I've been saving.Copy !req
560. And it's gonna be delivered
on friday.Copy !req
561. You are amazing.Copy !req
562. Lucky you.Copy !req
563. We've gradually
reduced your dosage.Copy !req
564. You're actually
drug-Free now.Copy !req
565. I feel great.
Thanks to you.Copy !req
566. All part of the job.Copy !req
567. Your blood pressure's
normal.Copy !req
568. Can you sit up?Copy !req
569. Hey!Copy !req
570. What are you—Ohh!Copy !req
571. What happened to his face?Copy !req
572. Question is what happened
to his hormones?Copy !req
573. We're gonna need
an ice pack in here!Copy !req
574. we can rule out the clinical
trial drugs at this point.Copy !req
575. His system has been
completely cleaned twice.Copy !req
576. Unless the drugs found
a hiding place under the stairs.Copy !req
577. Drugs could have set offa dormant neurological
condition.Copy !req
578. Good point.Copy !req
579. Coming clean
can cause a lot of damage.Copy !req
580. Alienation, divorce.Copy !req
581. My wife's buying me a car.Copy !req
582. I was talking
about the patient.Copy !req
583. You were wrong.Copy !req
584. Divorce was metaphorical.Copy !req
585. what about kluver-Bucy
syndrome?Copy !req
586. Bilateral lesions
in the temporal lobes,Copy !req
587. Visual agnosia
and hyper-Sexualityare the key symptoms.Copy !req
588. Good thing he's got
that girlfriend.Copy !req
589. If it's kluver-Bucy,
his brain'll melt down,Copy !req
590. He'll try to swallow
his own hands,Copy !req
591. And she can
take care of himCopy !req
592. For the rest
of his talentless life.Copy !req
593. You owe me an apology.Copy !req
594. Any rationalization
you had for meddling
in my private lifeCopy !req
595. Disappeared when
she had good reason—Copy !req
596. You're right.Copy !req
597. Fact is,
nothing I said applies.Copy !req
598. You had no reason
to forgive her.Copy !req
599. Therefore, no reason
to seek forgiveness.Copy !req
600. No reason to be an idiot.Copy !req
601. Kluver-Bucy
wouldn't explain the seizure or the cytokine storm.Copy !req
602. Withdrawal complications.Copy !req
603. Then again, she is handing you
a giant gift that you don't think
you deserve.Copy !req
604. The fact that the m.R.I. Showed
no lesions on the temporal lobeCopy !req
605. Tends to rule out your lesions
on the temporal lobe theory.Copy !req
606. The damage can be
a circulatory issue rather than structural.Copy !req
607. We wouldn't see that
on the m.R.I.Copy !req
608. Foreman's right.Copy !req
609. Go call your wife,Copy !req
610. Tell her
you're not coming homeCopy !req
611. 'Cause you have
to give the patient a cranial m.R. Angiogram.Copy !req
612. Then say good night
and hang up.Copy !req
613. Odd that a man
who can't run would own so many pairs
of sneakers.Copy !req
614. You mind hanging this up
when you're done?Copy !req
615. I have to find something
embarrassing about you.Copy !req
616. No, you don't.Copy !req
617. I ordered us indian.Copy !req
618. Not too embarrassing,Copy !req
619. Just something credible.Copy !req
620. Well, if you
hand her that...Copy !req
621. She's not gonna
need you anymore.Copy !req
622. Well, if I don't
hand her anything,Copy !req
623. She'll think
I'm incompetent.Copy !req
624. I don't care if she thinks
you're incompetent.Copy !req
625. This isn't gonna work.Copy !req
626. It's worked so far.Copy !req
627. No, I'm no good at lying.Copy !req
628. I know.Copy !req
629. That's why your coverCopy !req
630. Is that you
want to do her.Copy !req
631. I like her.
I don't wanna do her.Copy !req
632. Then what's the point
of liking her?Copy !req
633. I meant I don't just
want to do her.Copy !req
634. I like her.Copy !req
635. What do you think
you're gonna find out about her?Copy !req
636. Something... personal.Copy !req
637. Something embarrassing.Copy !req
638. I've spent half my life
negotiating with that woman.Copy !req
639. Anything I can use
to scare her into saying yes.Copy !req
640. Okay.Copy !req
641. Okay?Copy !req
642. You're okay
with being paid twice to facilitate blackmail?Copy !req
643. I'm okay.Copy !req
644. I don't believe you,
but I'm okay.Copy !req
645. You're doing this
for the same reason I'm doing this.Copy !req
646. We'll see
who gets there first.Copy !req
647. here it is.Copy !req
648. Circle of willis,
the vessels are narrow.Copy !req
649. Narrow for you,
normal for him.Copy !req
650. If there were problems
with the vessels,Copy !req
651. He'd have had symptoms
long ago.Copy !req
652. Not if something else
changed.Copy !req
653. Like?
His heart.Copy !req
654. He could have recently gotten
an intermittent arrhythmia.Copy !req
655. I know "heart" and "head" start
with the same three letters,Copy !req
656. But you gotta read
all the way to the end.Copy !req
657. The experimental drug is causing arrhythmia,
which causes low blood pressure.Copy !req
658. Combine that
with those narrow vessels,Copy !req
659. The brain
doesn't get enough blood.Copy !req
660. That causes
all of his symptoms.Copy !req
661. If we can trigger the arrhythmia
and identify it,Copy !req
662. We might be able
to stop it from killing him.Copy !req
663. Been home?Copy !req
664. No.Copy !req
665. Good.Copy !req
666. Do an e.P. Study.Copy !req
667. Find the arrhythmia.Copy !req
668. We're gonna insert
three electrocatheters into your heart.Copy !req
669. Tell dr. Hadley
I'm sorry.Copy !req
670. She understands.Copy !req
671. And you should
tell her yourself.Copy !req
672. Maybe I should
tell heather about—Copy !req
673. You're gonna be fine.Copy !req
674. She's just so supportive.
And so great.Copy !req
675. All I do is lie to her.Copy !req
676. What happens
if you tell her?Copy !req
677. I don't know.Copy !req
678. You love her, right?Copy !req
679. More than anything,
and she loves me.Copy !req
680. If you open your mouth,
one of two things happens.Copy !req
681. She either forgives you
or she leaves you.Copy !req
682. At best, you wind up exactly
where you are right now.Copy !req
683. It's noble
to want to confess.Copy !req
684. Really, it is.Copy !req
685. But if the result's
just damage and pain,Copy !req
686. That's not noble.Copy !req
687. That's selfish.Copy !req
688. stimulate right atrium.Copy !req
689. No more conduction.Copy !req
690. How long you plan
on keeping me from going home?Copy !req
691. Until you're convinced
I'm a different person,Copy !req
692. One who won't
do anything stupid?Copy !req
693. Guilt fades quickly.Copy !req
694. By wednesday,
you'll be fine.Copy !req
695. Right ventricle.Copy !req
696. And why do you
want it to fade?Copy !req
697. Why do you suddenly care
about my marriage?Copy !req
698. Because...
if it ain't broke—Copy !req
699. You obviously think
it is broke.Copy !req
700. You obviously think
it ain't.Copy !req
701. Your marriage is like
a broken toaster.Copy !req
702. The bread keeps popping out,
and you keep calling it toast.Copy !req
703. Which is weird,
because you've put your bread in a lot of toasters.Copy !req
704. And apparently,
you don't see any difference.Copy !req
705. It's kind of fascinating.Copy !req
706. he's going into v-Tach.Copy !req
707. What's wrong?Copy !req
708. Good news—
The test is working.Copy !req
709. Your heart's freaking out,Copy !req
710. But it's cool
that you're still conscious.Copy !req
711. Try to overdrive.Copy !req
712. didn't work.Copy !req
713. this might burn a little bit.Copy !req
714. Charging to 60.
Clear.Copy !req
715. Going again,
charging to 120.Copy !req
716. Are you dyeing your hair?Copy !req
717. No.Copy !req
718. House, clear.Copy !req
719. Right.Copy !req
720. The hair is growing in red.Copy !req
721. his heart rate
is stabilized.Copy !req
722. Does your theory include
any genetic mutationsCopy !req
723. That could cause his hair
to change color?Copy !req
724. Either he's lying
about dyeing...Copy !req
725. Or just... dying.Copy !req
726. Red hair means
it's not kluver-Bucy.Copy !req
727. Melanin affects hair color.Copy !req
728. What affects melanin?
Hormones.Copy !req
729. Hormone panels
were all normal.Copy !req
730. Age.Copy !req
731. He's turning
prematurely crimson?Copy !req
732. A genetic disorder.Copy !req
733. Waardenburg syndrome
causes arrhythmiasCopy !req
734. And can change
hair color.Copy !req
735. And make you deaf.
Next.Copy !req
736. Found a long
qt interval.Copy !req
737. I think it's
romano-Ward syndrome.Copy !req
738. Explains the irregular
heart rhythms.Copy !req
739. But not the ginger nut.Copy !req
740. If he's got romano's,Copy !req
741. He's got at least
five gene mutations.Copy !req
742. Not a big leap to thinkCopy !req
743. He has others
that would give him the hair.Copy !req
744. It also gives him
the likelihoodCopy !req
745. Of sudden
and unexpected death.Copy !req
746. Beta blockers don't work.Copy !req
747. His heart can't handle
an I.C.D.Copy !req
748. Pete best.Copy !req
749. Good god!Copy !req
750. Has none of you ever read
a history book?Copy !req
751. The original
beatles drummer.Copy !req
752. A bunch of nervesCopy !req
753. Controls the tempo
of the heart.Copy !req
754. They're all playing in time,Copy !req
755. Except one dude
can't keep the beat.Copy !req
756. Wrecks the whole thing.Copy !req
757. So we hire ringo.Copy !req
758. Pete best was actually
a great drummer,Copy !req
759. But I assume
you mean the patient needs a cardiac sympathectomy?Copy !req
760. Probably should have
just said that, huh?Copy !req
761. Start cutting nerves,
you risk his swallowing,Copy !req
762. Vocal cords, sweating.Copy !req
763. So he saves a fortune
on karaoke machines and deodorant.Copy !req
764. You think he's stable enough
for surgery?Copy !req
765. If he was,
he wouldn't need it.Copy !req
766. Do you have
any brothers and sisters?Copy !req
767. One sister.Copy !req
768. He told me he was
on the lacrosse team.Copy !req
769. In high school.Copy !req
770. In college, he just cheered
the lacrosse team on to victory.Copy !req
771. How was your relationship
with your dad?Copy !req
772. Fine.Copy !req
773. You have
three more questions.Copy !req
774. How was your relationship
with your mom?Copy !req
775. Fine.Copy !req
776. When did you lose
your virginity?Copy !req
777. Not something
I'd discuss with coworkersCopy !req
778. In an elevator.Copy !req
779. And...Copy !req
780. And...Copy !req
781. You know, don't you?Copy !req
782. A bit of a wasted
third question.Copy !req
783. 'Cause the answer
is "know what?"Copy !req
784. Okay, bear with me here.Copy !req
785. Because some people
sometimes consider my thought processes
complicated.Copy !req
786. I'm into you,
'cause you're hot.Copy !req
787. And smart.Copy !req
788. In that order,
but both are needed.Copy !req
789. Photos can be retouched.Copy !req
790. And house
is an evil genius,Copy !req
791. Which makes this photo
suspicious.Copy !req
792. And yet you're
not suspicious.Copy !req
793. Which means either you're not
smart enough to be suspicious,Copy !req
794. In which case,
I am less interested in you,Copy !req
795. Or you're
not suspicious becauseCopy !req
796. You know this is actually
a doctored photo of house.Copy !req
797. In which case,
I am more interested in you.Copy !req
798. But I am wasting my time,
because you knowCopy !req
799. This is a game
we are playing on you,Copy !req
800. And I am busted.Copy !req
801. And I'm screwed.Copy !req
802. I know the photo's a fake.Copy !req
803. And I know this is a game.Copy !req
804. I'm sorry.Copy !req
805. Too bad.Copy !req
806. Good-Bye.Copy !req
807. So you knew
that I wasn'tCopy !req
808. Gonna give you
anything worthwhile?Copy !req
809. A-And you were never gonna
give me anything worthwhile.Copy !req
810. Then why did you bother
coming out with me?Copy !req
811. I... wanted to screw
with house.Copy !req
812. By wasting my time?Copy !req
813. That doesn't make sense.Copy !req
814. No, uh...Copy !req
815. There must be
another reason.Copy !req
816. Is it okay if I sit
back down here?Copy !req
817. your heartbeat's
out of control.Copy !req
818. We need to surgically
sever the connection between your heart
and brain.Copy !req
819. We believe it's necessary,Copy !req
820. But you need to know
the ramifications.Copy !req
821. You'll never be able
to feel angina.Copy !req
822. You may not know
if you have a heart attack.Copy !req
823. You may not be able
to get help in time.Copy !req
824. Where are my
regular doctors?Copy !req
825. Regular doctors?Copy !req
826. Dr. Taub
and dr. Hadley.Copy !req
827. Why aren't they
telling me this?Copy !req
828. Brandon, I am
dr. Hadley.Copy !req
829. And this is dr. Taub.Copy !req
830. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
831. I've never seen you before
in my life.Copy !req
832. we can't do the surgery.Copy !req
833. We're back to where
we started.Copy !req
834. Visual agnosia.Copy !req
835. We need to reexamine
neurological disorders.Copy !req
836. Something's
slowly progressing.Copy !req
837. This isn't progressing.Copy !req
838. It's there, then it's not,
then it is.Copy !req
839. It's a new symptom,
intermittence.Copy !req
840. It's irrelevant.Copy !req
841. Since when
is a new symptom irrelevant?Copy !req
842. Since it points
towards the same disease.Copy !req
843. Intermittence can fit
with romano-Ward.Copy !req
844. We still need to do
a sympathectomy.Copy !req
845. maybe we missed something.Copy !req
846. Toxins.
When?Copy !req
847. When you checked
every bottle,Copy !req
848. Every can,
every tube of paint?Copy !req
849. Or when you
detoxed him twice?Copy !req
850. Maybe there is a batch
of toxic paint that he used up
a few months ago.Copy !req
851. Then he would have been
sick months ago, not now.Copy !req
852. He's lost weight
since he got here.Copy !req
853. That's a symptom of trying
to cram hospital foodCopy !req
854. Down a throat
he can barely get air down.Copy !req
855. It's not a symptom,Copy !req
856. But what if the toxins
were stored in his fat cellsCopy !req
857. A year ago,Copy !req
858. And now they're being released
into his bloodstream?Copy !req
859. So where you gonna get
this old paint?Copy !req
860. City dump?Copy !req
861. On his old paintings.Copy !req
862. We know he
hasn't sold one in ages.Copy !req
863. But there weren't many
in his studio.Copy !req
864. He's hid them somewhere.Copy !req
865. If you're wrong...Copy !req
866. He could drop dead
from romano-Ward at any moment.Copy !req
867. You okay with that?Copy !req
868. Just give me a few hours.Copy !req
869. You got one.Copy !req
870. I need to talk
to him alone.Copy !req
871. It's about your work.Copy !req
872. Your paintings.Copy !req
873. I need to look atCopy !req
874. All the ones
you've sold recently.Copy !req
875. Honey, can you
give us a minute?Copy !req
876. To talk
about your paintings?Copy !req
877. Brandon, please.Copy !req
878. Tell me what's going on.Copy !req
879. I've only sold two paintings
in the last... three years.Copy !req
880. Since we met.Copy !req
881. One was to my cousin.Copy !req
882. I've been making money
enrolling in drug trials.Copy !req
883. Two, three at a time.Copy !req
884. Why did you lie to me?Copy !req
885. I wanna be, uh...Copy !req
886. The way you look at me.Copy !req
887. The way it makes me feel.Copy !req
888. Uh, I wanna be...Copy !req
889. What you see...Copy !req
890. When you look at me.Copy !req
891. You think
I'm that shallow?Copy !req
892. When I look at you...Copy !req
893. I see you.Copy !req
894. So...Copy !req
895. Where are the ones
you didn't sell?Copy !req
896. It's not the paint,
it's the drugs.Copy !req
897. He's not on the drugs.Copy !req
898. I know it doesn't
make sense,Copy !req
899. But I'm looking at his paintings
for the last six months.Copy !req
900. They're normal
april, june, and august.Copy !req
901. But they're distorted
may, july, september.Copy !req
902. Every other month,
he was having visual agnosia,Copy !req
903. Because every other monthCopy !req
904. He was on all three drugs
simultaneously.Copy !req
905. The statinwas one month on,
one month off.Copy !req
906. I don't know why the symptoms
keep coming and going,Copy !req
907. But it is the drugs.Copy !req
908. They're hiding
under the stairs.Copy !req
909. In the fat?
That doesn't make sense.Copy !req
910. These drugs
aren't fat soluble.Copy !req
911. I said stairs,
not closet.Copy !req
912. What was the last drug
he was on before
the drugs he was onCopy !req
913. When the symptoms
started?Copy !req
914. I'm not sure.
I think—Copy !req
915. Antacid.Copy !req
916. How do you know?Copy !req
917. It makes sense.Copy !req
918. Also, I'm looking
at the file.Copy !req
919. Yes?Copy !req
920. It's dr. House.Copy !req
921. Uh, wake him up.
We're done.Copy !req
922. No, no—He says
he needs surgery,Copy !req
923. But not this one.Copy !req
924. Did he give
any specifics?Copy !req
925. Abdominal surgery
to remove a... bezoar.Copy !req
926. It's like a hairball,Copy !req
927. But it's made up
of undigested food.Copy !req
928. You can get it
if your stomach acid's low,Copy !req
929. Which brandon's was because
of an experimental antacid.Copy !req
930. Fruit and vegetable fibers
and skinsCopy !req
931. Get stuck together
and form a ball.Copy !req
932. It gets sticky,
ferments, grows.Copy !req
933. It starts sucking up
some of the pills he'd taken.Copy !req
934. Some are never
heard from again.Copy !req
935. But some get released.Copy !req
936. For the last week,
it's basically been giving himCopy !req
937. Massive doses
of all three at once.Copy !req
938. And that...Copy !req
939. Is why I won't let cameron
buy a cat.Copy !req
940. He should be fine.Copy !req
941. Are you glad
he told you the truth?Copy !req
942. Yes... of course.Copy !req
943. But...Copy !req
944. Were you happier
before you knew?Copy !req
945. About ten more feet.Copy !req
946. I do know
what it looks like,Copy !req
947. So maybe this whole
blindfold thing—Copy !req
948. Shh—My gift,Copy !req
949. My rules.Copy !req
950. Bump.Copy !req
951. All right, if you don't like
the color,Copy !req
952. Apparently we can
exchange it.Copy !req
953. But I'm hoping.Copy !req
954. You ready?Copy !req
955. Do you like it?Copy !req
956. Baby, are you okay?Copy !req
957. We need to talk.Copy !req
958. She didn't buy it.Copy !req
959. Damn.Copy !req
960. So you didn't get anything.Copy !req
961. Nothin'.Copy !req
962. We probably overstepped.Copy !req
963. You're really not
the cheerleader type.Copy !req
964. On the other hand,Copy !req
965. I figured she probably
wouldn't figure me as the "photoshoppingCopy !req
966. "A photo and planting it
in an obscurecollege paper" type either.Copy !req
967. Heh, yeah.Copy !req
968. About that.Copy !req
969. I took a little trip
to your alma mater.Copy !req
970. You took a little trip 150 miles.Copy !req
971. Online, by phone.Copy !req
972. I meant I did research.Copy !req
973. That's a real photo,
isn't it?Copy !req
974. Wow, that is humiliating.Copy !req
975. There was a girl.Copy !req
976. Even more so.Copy !req
977. That's too bad.Copy !req
978. You wanted her to see you
in a different light,Copy !req
979. And... not only
didn't she see it...Copy !req
980. She didn't even believe
it was possible.Copy !req
981. You know,
people hate people who have theories
about people.Copy !req
982. You want me to back off?Copy !req
983. Would you?Copy !req
984. I barely know you.Copy !req
985. ææàãðü×öä»×é
- ==Http://www.Ragbear. Com==-
»¶ó¾óèëCopy !req