1. Prosciutto's not bad, but it's not
what Chef Zane did back at Fortunato.Copy !req
2. He replaced Rosemary
with saffron, for one thing.Copy !req
3. What is this stock,
did he get it off of a can?Copy !req
4. My fish isn't bad.Copy !req
5. But it's not great either, I'm sure.Copy !req
6. I warned you against the snapper.Copy !req
7. - Do you think it'll calm down?
- God, I hope so.Copy !req
8. That guy is a bit of a blowhard,
though, isn't he?Copy !req
9. The food's not spicy at all.
You can barely taste it.Copy !req
10. Mine's pretty spicy.Copy !req
11. Try it.Copy !req
12. I don't taste anything.Copy !req
13. You been throwing rolls at me?Copy !req
14. It wasn't me.Copy !req
15. Really...
he didn't.Copy !req
16. I'm sorry someone
would choose to behave that way.Copy !req
17. Really, I... yeah.Copy !req
18. I'm... so sorry!
Really, really, really sorry!Copy !req
19. No, no, no, I swear, I...Copy !req
20. it's... not... me.Copy !req
21. House - Season 05 Episode 24
"Both Sides Now"Copy !req
22. ShalimarFox, mpmCopy !req
23. The HTeam's AnonymHouseCopy !req
24. Bloody tear could just mean
subconjunctival hemorrhage.Copy !req
25. He sneezed too hard from a cold,
which caused his lack of taste.Copy !req
26. House isn't gonna care.Copy !req
27. Does black tie optional really mean
black tie? 'Cause I don't wanna rent...Copy !req
28. There's been a glitch with the wedding.
And House will be interested.Copy !req
29. A glitch?Copy !req
30. Patient had his corpus callosum cut
to correct a seizure issue.Copy !req
31. A glitch?Copy !req
32. The seizures stopped
after the surgery,Copy !req
33. but he's having trouble
adjusting to a split brain.Copy !req
34. A glitch?Copy !req
35. This is Dr. Taub.
Tell him about shopping.Copy !req
36. I go into a grocery store.
Everything seems normal.Copy !req
37. I get to the checkout,Copy !req
38. and there's all these
extra items in my cart,Copy !req
39. stuff I didn't put there,
stuff I hate.Copy !req
40. My left hand hates me.Copy !req
41. Yeah.
I think House'll be interested.Copy !req
42. Clang, clang, clang
went the trolley...Copy !req
43. ding ding ding...Copy !req
44. Just warning you.
I'm in a good mood.Copy !req
45. And largely pain-free,
so I have no idea how things...Copy !req
46. Alien hand syndrome.Copy !req
47. Set off by a stroke, or is there
a pony in the backyard?Copy !req
48. Split brain.Copy !req
49. Right hemisphere
controls the left and...Copy !req
50. Is making life miserable.Copy !req
51. - Nonlogical thinkers often do.
- Current issue isn't the split brain.Copy !req
52. - Surgery corrected...
- You're dissing the right?Copy !req
53. Most people who have this operation
don't notice they're missing anything.Copy !req
54. Left brain has language,
arithmetic, rationality.Copy !req
55. Right brain is a mute loser.Copy !req
56. Right brain is aesthetically oriented,
has greater facial recognition.Copy !req
57. I couldn't've been
a plastic surgeon without it.Copy !req
58. Where would junior high be without our
ability to judge people on aesthetics?Copy !req
59. He's also more aware
of the present moment,Copy !req
60. our place in the universe.Copy !req
61. It's a universal
daisy chain of peace and loveCopy !req
62. that throws buns at people.Copy !req
63. His present symptoms
could mean autoimmune disease,Copy !req
64. nasolacrimal tumor,
an infection, or just a cold.Copy !req
65. Good morning, sunshine.Copy !req
66. We got a brand-new toy.
You wanna play?Copy !req
67. We need to talk.Copy !req
68. Great. I love euphemisms.Copy !req
69. By euphemism I mean
when you say something,Copy !req
70. and it means something else.
Begin eliminating.Copy !req
71. Search the home.Copy !req
72. The...Copy !req
73. isn't that like locking the barn door
after the horse hasCopy !req
74. put his face between your breasts
for an hour and a half?Copy !req
75. I'm your boss.Copy !req
76. You're an employee.Copy !req
77. I'm not normally into role-playing,
but if you wanna...Copy !req
78. People who get close to you
get hurt.Copy !req
79. That's a fact.Copy !req
80. You're also a valued doctor
in this hospital.Copy !req
81. That's another fact.Copy !req
82. From now on, we're gonna focus
on the second fact.Copy !req
83. So this isn't you freaking out
over last night.Copy !req
84. This isn't an emotional decision.Copy !req
85. I'm just giving you the rules.Copy !req
86. You can either accept them or leave.Copy !req
87. I slept with Cuddy.Copy !req
88. After she helped me
detox from Vicodin.Copy !req
89. I've been clean
for almost 24 hours now.Copy !req
90. OK.
Thought I'd mention it.Copy !req
91. - One for each.
- That's what she said.Copy !req
92. - How's the pain?
- She's probably got some bruising...Copy !req
93. Yeah, I get it.
You're a stud.Copy !req
94. This is serious.Copy !req
95. I feel better than I did
four hours ago.Copy !req
96. Four hours from now,
I'll feel better than this.Copy !req
97. The other...
you were sober.Copy !req
98. - She was sober?
- Clean and sober and hot.Copy !req
99. This is fantastic.
How are you gonna screw it up?Copy !req
100. Several good options.Copy !req
101. But, I don't think
she's gonna give me the pleasure.Copy !req
102. She left before I woke up,
and 5 minutes agoCopy !req
103. she told me that
I'm just an employee.Copy !req
104. Well, either she's actually
in love with you and scared,Copy !req
105. or she realized last night
was a gigantic mistake...Copy !req
106. you were needy and vulnerable,
she was maternal...Copy !req
107. - You think she jumped me out of pity?
- No. I'm saying whatever's going on,Copy !req
108. you... need to talk to her.Copy !req
109. Absolutely.Copy !req
110. Does our patient
freak you out a little?Copy !req
111. If he's two people,
then we're all two people,Copy !req
112. and we just don't know it.Copy !req
113. What does that say about identity?Copy !req
114. It says... we're making it up
as we go along,Copy !req
115. which I find freeing.Copy !req
116. I haven't been in a bathroom this size
since my dorm in med school.Copy !req
117. - Is that fungus?
- It's from the steam buildup.Copy !req
118. What do you think of this glitch
with Chase and Cameron's wedding?Copy !req
119. It's always a sad thing
when sperm comes between people.Copy !req
120. I hear the sperm is very good today.
I mean the salmon.Copy !req
121. - Go away.
- No other tables.Copy !req
122. You'd let your wife
keep another man's offspringCopy !req
123. on ice next to the frozen peas
just in case?Copy !req
124. That's what this is about.Copy !req
125. She's not ready to commit to me.
She's planning for failure.Copy !req
126. Did you know that male fruit fliesCopy !req
127. have toxic chemicals
in their seminal fluidCopy !req
128. that inhibit the sperm
of other males?Copy !req
129. Wilson says we need to talk.Copy !req
130. - We talked.
- I agree.Copy !req
131. This has clearly gotten past
the talking stage.Copy !req
132. What?Copy !req
133. Great. Did you find my MP3?Copy !req
134. Not yet.
But I got your shaving stuff,Copy !req
135. toothpaste, deodorant,
some magazines...Copy !req
136. and this cactus from your window.Copy !req
137. You didn't have to do that, really.
The hospital supplies all that stuff.Copy !req
138. I'm still trying too hard.Copy !req
139. Trying to get
your other half to like me.Copy !req
140. Don't say that, okay?
I like you.Copy !req
141. Which means that...Copy !req
142. - we shouldn't read into that.
- Anti-fungal meds.Copy !req
143. Ordinarily, we'd put them
in your IV,Copy !req
144. but since your right brain
doesn't seem too fond of IVs...Copy !req
145. You should be feeling
better in a few days.Copy !req
146. I've to get back to work.
Rick says your shiftCopy !req
147. will be waiting for you
when you get back.Copy !req
148. Thanks.Copy !req
149. Oh, my God!Copy !req
150. God! I'm sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.Copy !req
151. - I'm sorry.
- I have to...Copy !req
152. - I have to get back to work.
- Babe, wait, hold on!Copy !req
153. It wasn't me!Copy !req
154. I can't walk.Copy !req
155. - Obviously, it wasn't the fungus.
- And it's not a coordination issue.Copy !req
156. Dehydration can cause
loss of balance.Copy !req
157. - We haven't had him on IV.
- No, good skin turgor. Not orthostatic.Copy !req
158. Could be our tax dollars at work.Copy !req
159. Constantly building
new roadways and bridges.Copy !req
160. A meningioma.
Slow growing.Copy !req
161. Could extend along
the subosteal layerCopy !req
162. of the cranial cavity
and be hidden by the bone.Copy !req
163. Cancer cells are re-growing a connection
between the left and right hemispheres.Copy !req
164. If you're right, the 2 halves have begun
sending messages, but it's too earlyCopy !req
165. in the process for him
to pick up on it.Copy !req
166. But... we can test for it.Copy !req
167. Proof.Copy !req
168. You didn't talk to her, did you?Copy !req
169. If I talked, she'd have lied,
I'd have lied.Copy !req
170. And though 2 negatives
make a positive,Copy !req
171. I thought thermal imaging photos
seemed simpler.Copy !req
172. Note how many more heated areas
appear after less than a minute with me.Copy !req
173. So it's either love
or possibly rage.Copy !req
174. - Don't talk to her.
- I have no plans to talk to her.Copy !req
175. Manipulation
is in your genetic code.Copy !req
176. You think it's a mistake,
you move in to correct.Copy !req
177. - You're making a mistake.
- She lied to me.Copy !req
178. Either last night or today.
I need to find out which and why.Copy !req
179. And clearly,
thermal imaging is the way.Copy !req
180. This isn't a case.
You're not looking for a diagnosis.Copy !req
181. If this matters at all to you,
please, for once in your life,Copy !req
182. be an adult.Copy !req
183. Keep your eyes focused
on the plus sign.Copy !req
184. Any image that appears on your far right
will only be seen by your left brain.Copy !req
185. And any image on your far left
will only be seen by your right brain.Copy !req
186. Just start by saying the words.Copy !req
187. Book.Copy !req
188. Giraffe.Copy !req
189. Willow.Copy !req
190. Fortunate.Copy !req
191. You're not saying the word.Copy !req
192. I didn't see a word.Copy !req
193. Could you draw a picture
of what you think the word might be?Copy !req
194. Look, I didn't see...Copy !req
195. Candle.Copy !req
196. - This is so cool.
- Yeah, that's not freaky at all.Copy !req
197. No communication.Copy !req
198. So far.Copy !req
199. Scott, why are you standing?Copy !req
200. I'm a little chilly. I thought I'd get
a sweater or something from my room.Copy !req
201. - Is that OK?
- A few more minutes.Copy !req
202. And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is the left hemisphere...Copy !req
203. the side that's obsessed
with finding answers,Copy !req
204. the one that needs things
to make sense, the interpreter.Copy !req
205. That's where we tell the story
of who we are and why we do things.Copy !req
206. That's also the side that was wrong.Copy !req
207. Right brain's advantage
is that it isn't logical,Copy !req
208. doesn't choose which details
to look at,Copy !req
209. makes connections
you could never see.Copy !req
210. You owe your insight
to the "mute loser."Copy !req
211. I'll send it tickets
to a Phillies game.Copy !req
212. Confabulation means no communication.
Means your theory's wrong.Copy !req
213. But he is cold.Copy !req
214. Why are you scratching?Copy !req
215. - It itches.
- Ammonia breath.Copy !req
216. Your liver is failing.Copy !req
217. I know for them to approve this price,
they'll need statistical documentation.Copy !req
218. What?
Why are you looking at me?Copy !req
219. When you first walked in, I was
under the impression you wanted to...Copy !req
220. say something else.Copy !req
221. About House and me.Copy !req
222. There's nothing to talk about.Copy !req
223. I want permission
to do a liver biopsy.Copy !req
224. We're looking for sarcoidosis.Copy !req
225. - Fine.
- What do you mean, fine?Copy !req
226. What do you mean what do I mean?
Do you mean because a liver biopsyCopy !req
227. is not a test that,
by any stretch of the imagination,Copy !req
228. can be considered risky,
so asking my permissionCopy !req
229. is wasting my time, and you're wondering
what my reaction to that will be?Copy !req
230. Are you trying to make me angry?Copy !req
231. Do your biopsy.Copy !req
232. - And also do your clinic hours.
- I'm blowing off my clinic hours.Copy !req
233. Really?
Let's see how that goes.Copy !req
234. Still not angry.
Try again later.Copy !req
235. Sorry.
I know I'm a little ripe.Copy !req
236. - Just a sweaty guy.
- Recently?Copy !req
237. Always.Copy !req
238. With a crazy left hand.Copy !req
239. Sometimes I fantasize
about cutting it off.Copy !req
240. Just a fantasy.
It's the hand that's crazy, not me.Copy !req
241. What? If it doesn't like
an ultrasound wand,Copy !req
242. how's it gonna react to a needle?Copy !req
243. Can you get music into this room?Copy !req
244. I think you're using
your relationship with CuddyCopy !req
245. as a replacement for drugs.Copy !req
246. You should be in more pain
so soon into detoxing,Copy !req
247. but your body's
full of romantic endorphins.Copy !req
248. And on top of that,Copy !req
249. you create this distraction
of looking for proof.Copy !req
250. Think I should stop
and let the pain flood back?Copy !req
251. Cuddy is not a Vicodin substitute.Copy !req
252. - Quite the opposite.
- You have to wait for her to be ready.Copy !req
253. Great advice.
You pretend that I'm gonna do that.Copy !req
254. You've made two major
changes in your life.Copy !req
255. Not a time anyone's
judgment is at its best.Copy !req
256. Didn't you use to argue that my judgment
would be better off drugs?Copy !req
257. Admit it, you're curious
why I wanna make her angry.Copy !req
258. I'm sure it's convoluted,
wrong, and stupid.Copy !req
259. You're dying to know what
I found on her coffee cup.Copy !req
260. - No. Because...
- Oxytocin.Copy !req
261. Oxytocin...Copy !req
262. The chemical involved
in emotional bonding?Copy !req
263. Her lips say no... her hormones say,
"Oh, my God, yes, more!"Copy !req
264. For you to know her levels were elevated
you'd need a base to compare them with.Copy !req
265. I paid the guy in the gym to retrieve
1 of her water bottles from the trash.Copy !req
266. Love inspires us to greatness.Copy !req
267. So I need to make her
lose her temper...Copy !req
268. which breaks her delusion,
which demonstrates to me and to herCopy !req
269. that there is something
underneath this facade.Copy !req
270. And then what happens? She admits
everything and falls into your arms?Copy !req
271. That's outcome one.
Outcome two... is she kills me.Copy !req
272. I think it's 50/50 right now.Copy !req
273. - Great.
- I thought you'd say that!Copy !req
274. You're committing
yourself to something... someone.Copy !req
275. I mean, it's childish
in a way, but...Copy !req
276. ultimately great.Copy !req
277. Assuming...Copy !req
278. are you absolutely sure
you want this to succeed?Copy !req
279. Why is an old guy
standing in my doorway?Copy !req
280. Eugene Schwartz.Copy !req
281. Eugene Schwartz.Copy !req
282. Dr. Cuddy asked me to come
up here from the clinic.Copy !req
283. She says you're seeing patients
in your office.Copy !req
284. It's still free, though, isn't it?Copy !req
285. She sent him.
That's gotta mean something.Copy !req
286. I'll go get my decoder ring.Copy !req
287. I squawk.Copy !req
288. Like a parrot.Copy !req
289. No, that's not it.
It started a few months ago.Copy !req
290. I was doing some woodworking
in my garage.Copy !req
291. I was trying to make a chair.Copy !req
292. Was it the chair?Copy !req
293. Anyway, all of a sudden,
from nowhere,Copy !req
294. this strange noise comes
bursting out of my mouth...Copy !req
295. Tough to fake that.Copy !req
296. Nice pants.Copy !req
297. My wife Mona thinks
I'm bustin' her chops.Copy !req
298. It's ruining my marriage.
Where are we going?Copy !req
299. Your left hand would rather play
air guitar than give me a hard time?Copy !req
300. It'd rather play air guitar
than tie shoes, eat dinner...Copy !req
301. Your right hand's playing too.Copy !req
302. I don't wanna discourage it.Copy !req
303. Splinter hemorrhages
under his fingernails.Copy !req
304. What's that?
What...Copy !req
305. - BP and 02 sats are dropping!
- Need a bag of B-negative in here!Copy !req
306. So much for sarcoidosis.Copy !req
307. Points to a clotting issue.Copy !req
308. Clots would explain all his symptoms.
Why aren't we in the office?Copy !req
309. I'm tired of clinic duty.Copy !req
310. There's only one thing that
could cause squawking, right?Copy !req
311. Yeah. We gave him heparin
and did an echo of his heartCopy !req
312. - to see if it was throwing clots...
- More air guitar?Copy !req
313. The heart's fine.
We wanted to test for factor V leiden,Copy !req
314. Protein C, protein S,
but the hand got tired of cooperating.Copy !req
315. We finally knocked him out.Copy !req
316. And all those tests
came up negative,Copy !req
317. or you would have opened by telling me
your brilliant diagnosis.Copy !req
318. He apologized for being sweaty,
said it had always been an issue,Copy !req
319. but what if it's a symptom?Copy !req
320. There are cancers that cause night
sweats and can lead to clots.Copy !req
321. - Lymphoma...
- Or pancreatic cancer.Copy !req
322. Go scan his pancreas.Copy !req
323. And...Copy !req
324. try Led Zeppelin.Copy !req
325. We've always remembered
what this hospital did for LeoCopy !req
326. when his appendix burst.Copy !req
327. Still, a check this size...Copy !req
328. Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
329. Here's my poo.Copy !req
330. Dr. House said to bring it over and
leave it with you as soon as I could.Copy !req
331. I don't know if you people
have an official term for it...Copy !req
332. - Stool sample.
- Ah, yes.Copy !req
333. Thank you.
I'll take care of it.Copy !req
334. It's hard to rush these things.Copy !req
335. Even if you've eaten
a lot of broccoli.Copy !req
336. - Where you goin'?
- Annie called.Copy !req
337. She's not coming back.Copy !req
338. This is not the best time.Copy !req
339. You said the heparin would
keep new clots from forming.Copy !req
340. But something's
obviously causing the clots.Copy !req
341. - If you have pancreatic cancer...
- We're not trying to scare you,Copy !req
342. but even in its early stages,
the fatality rate...Copy !req
343. - You walk out of here...
- Stop!Copy !req
344. Look, I'd ask you to put
yourself in my place,Copy !req
345. but nobody can put themselves
in my place.Copy !req
346. Did she find somebody new?
Was I not being attentive enough?Copy !req
347. She's just tired of being
insulted by a limb.Copy !req
348. She said that my feelings
toward her were mixed.Copy !req
349. Well, my feelings aren't mixed.Copy !req
350. You're not goin' anywhereCopy !req
351. unless you wanna go naked.Copy !req
352. Your right brain
knows you need to stay.Copy !req
353. My right brain's an ass.Copy !req
354. Got a minute?Copy !req
355. There's something wrong
with this cup.Copy !req
356. I need someone to bounce ideas off of,
someone to be my whiteboard.Copy !req
357. That's how you taught me to work.
I have three choices:Copy !req
358. 1st... I can accept it's over, pretend
we don't work in the same hospital,Copy !req
359. have selective visual impairment
when we pass each other in the hall.Copy !req
360. Second... I can accept
it's over and leave...Copy !req
361. Or you could try making him angry.
Standard choice number three.Copy !req
362. Third... I can talk to him,Copy !req
363. but it's not like I have
any new facts I can present.Copy !req
364. And Chase has
this romantic view of loveCopy !req
365. that reality can't compete with.Copy !req
366. - I know how you could succeed.
- How?Copy !req
367. Just say the magic words...
"I will destroy my husband's sperm."Copy !req
368. You mean succeed without doing that.
Probably not.Copy !req
369. I have doubts.
Normal doubts.Copy !req
370. It's not wrong to prepare
for bad things to happenCopy !req
371. even if you don't expect them to.
I don't expect my condo to burn down,Copy !req
372. but I have fire insurance.Copy !req
373. Patient's girlfriend left him.
Now he wants to leave us.Copy !req
374. If your condo rules
don't let you buy insurance,Copy !req
375. would you go homeless?Copy !req
376. His room is this way.Copy !req
377. What, do you think I can fix this?Copy !req
378. We need to offer
something he can only getCopy !req
379. if he stays in the hospital...
relationship counseling.Copy !req
380. - I don't know if his girlfriend's...
- I mean his 2 hemispheres.Copy !req
381. That's the breakfast of relationships...
The most important one of the day.Copy !req
382. We need your special skills.Copy !req
383. Is the guy out there?Copy !req
384. The guy that's gonna
make my right brain work?Copy !req
385. What do you think
your right brain wants?Copy !req
386. How should I know?
It's crazy.Copy !req
387. It does things I would never do.Copy !req
388. Duct of Wirsung's slightly enlarged
but within normal parameters.Copy !req
389. Say something.Copy !req
390. It's mute.
It can't communicate with you.Copy !req
391. Maybe you should try
communicating with it.Copy !req
392. "Talk to her."
The well isn't deep, is it?Copy !req
393. You're the dominant half.
You make all the decisions.Copy !req
394. The right side
has no control over anything.Copy !req
395. It must be... frustrating.Copy !req
396. No masses in body or tail segments.Copy !req
397. I can't communicate with it.
That's the whole...Copy !req
398. When you decide to go and get
groceries, what do you do?Copy !req
399. What do you mean? I put on my jacket,
and go to the store.Copy !req
400. Your right brain has no ideaCopy !req
401. why you're getting up
and putting on your jacket.Copy !req
402. It just gets dragged along.Copy !req
403. Next time, try saying it out loud.Copy !req
404. Just say to the empty air,Copy !req
405. "Hey, I think I'll go to the store
because we're out of peanut butter"?Copy !req
406. How much did they teach you about people
like me when you were learning?Copy !req
407. I'm an oncologist.Copy !req
408. The right brain likes what he's saying.
Hasn't moved the entire scan.Copy !req
409. Hasn't gotten us anything, though.Copy !req
410. Scan's clean.
It's not pancreatic cancer.Copy !req
411. Clotting could be a problem
well before a solid tumor forms.Copy !req
412. It can still be pancreatic.Copy !req
413. Yes, but if you want a diagnosis
backed by actual evidence,Copy !req
414. we should probably
look at other cancers.Copy !req
415. - I just squawked!
- What?Copy !req
416. Eugene Schwartz,
your patient from yesterday.Copy !req
417. I just squawked!Copy !req
418. I was buying some flowers for Mona.Copy !req
419. It happened
when I was paying the clerk!Copy !req
420. I assume Dr. Cuddy
gave you this number.Copy !req
421. She told me to call you
any time I squawkedCopy !req
422. - day or night!
- I'm sorry, but I'm about to lose youCopy !req
423. because I'm about to drive into a tunnel
in a canyon on an airplaneCopy !req
424. while hanging up the phone.Copy !req
425. I might be getting some more
phone calls, so let's make it fast.Copy !req
426. - Lymphoma...
- That's right, pancreatic.Copy !req
427. I know it's pancreatic.
I know there's evidence.Copy !req
428. I know we've seen it.
I just can't...Copy !req
429. Right brain, left brain issues?Copy !req
430. If the cancer's too small to find,
let's make it easier.Copy !req
431. Let's open him up and paint it.Copy !req
432. There's a new procedure using
scorpion toxin and infrared paint.Copy !req
433. Paint only works on the cancer cells,
makes 'em easier to spot.Copy !req
434. Agitating the pancreas
can cause clotting,Copy !req
435. and you wanna do it to a guy
whose problem is clotting.Copy !req
436. If I'm right about
pancreatic cancer,Copy !req
437. The only chance he's got is finding
and removing those cancer cells now.Copy !req
438. His brain MRI showed narrowing
in the blood vesselsCopy !req
439. leading up from the neck. If we do shake
something loose, we could kill him.Copy !req
440. Or one of them.Copy !req
441. Clot in his brain
could kill one of themCopy !req
442. without affecting the other.Copy !req
443. He might actually be okay with that.Copy !req
444. - How long's it gonna take?
- Assuming he doesn't crash...Copy !req
445. A few minutes.Copy !req
446. You and Cameron.Copy !req
447. I'm sorry.Copy !req
448. I'll be right back.Copy !req
449. - I don't wanna be homeless.
- Okay. You can stay in the condo.Copy !req
450. - I'll find some other...
- That's not what I mean.Copy !req
451. I wanna marry you.Copy !req
452. I got the forms
to destroy the sperm.Copy !req
453. You sure?Copy !req
454. I wanna hug you,
but then I'd have to rescrub.Copy !req
455. I know.Copy !req
456. BP's dropping.Copy !req
457. Go.Copy !req
458. No sign of cancer.Copy !req
459. BP's 90 over 60.Copy !req
460. You never answered my question.Copy !req
461. Relax.Copy !req
462. Our friendship is not doomed.Copy !req
463. Thank God. But my question was
do you really want Cuddy,Copy !req
464. or is this just another challenge?Copy !req
465. You're worried that once
I'm in a relationshipCopy !req
466. you and me'll be over.Copy !req
467. I'm actually for this.
I think this is great.Copy !req
468. But if you're serious and
you don't treat it seriously,Copy !req
469. then you will get hurt.Copy !req
470. And if you don't accept that,Copy !req
471. then accept that she will get hurt.Copy !req
472. She look angry?Copy !req
473. If you're standing there
when she looks up here...Copy !req
474. Systolic's 80.Copy !req
475. - Gotta finish this suture.
- Give him a dopamine drip.Copy !req
476. We weren't looking up
at the right time.Copy !req
477. Get to your point.
We're a little busy here.Copy !req
478. The clots aren't from cancer.
They're coming from his heart.Copy !req
479. We echoed the heart.
No clots.Copy !req
480. Not while we were looking.
Didn't I open with that?Copy !req
481. The clots were caused
by an arrhythmia.Copy !req
482. - No arrhythmia.
- Not while we were looking!Copy !req
483. Intermittent arrhythmia.Copy !req
484. This guy pulls our equipment off
at the slightest provocation.Copy !req
485. We'd have to be watching
when it happened,Copy !req
486. which I'm guessing, given the way
you two are scrambling around like idiots,Copy !req
487. is right now!Copy !req
488. Yes, I'm saying
do a transesophageal echo.Copy !req
489. - We have to get his BP stable.
- Absolutely. Right after the echo.Copy !req
490. Systolic 70.Copy !req
491. The heart looked healthy
at the last echo.Copy !req
492. And an arrhythmia wouldn't cause
clots in a healthy ventricle.Copy !req
493. So start with the left
atrial appendage.Copy !req
494. I did it again.Copy !req
495. Now get this poor guy's BP under control
and seal off the appendage.Copy !req
496. Then all we have to doCopy !req
497. is find out what damaged his heartCopy !req
498. before it goes after
something he really needs.Copy !req
499. So what damages
a healthy 20-year-old heartCopy !req
500. enough to make it send out clots
like it's bombing Dresden?Copy !req
501. - Rhabdo?
- Would have fried his kidneys too.Copy !req
502. - What about Graves?
- Thyroid function tests were normal.Copy !req
503. Cushing's.Copy !req
504. Cortisol overproduction could
interfere with heart rhythm.Copy !req
505. Run a dexamethasone
suppression test.Copy !req
506. Annie.Copy !req
507. You hit me.Copy !req
508. I know.
I'm so sorry, but...Copy !req
509. - It wasn't me.
- I know you would never have done thatCopy !req
510. if you were in control
of yourself, but...Copy !req
511. But you came back.Copy !req
512. To talk with your doctors.Copy !req
513. I've been going over
and over what happened,Copy !req
514. and I had this thought
out of nowhere.Copy !req
515. Ever since I've known Scott,
I've seen his left hand throw thingsCopy !req
516. but always sort of playfully,
thinking it's fun.Copy !req
517. But when he threw this...Copy !req
518. it was angry,Copy !req
519. and that's when his hand slapped me,
too, when I brought it to him.Copy !req
520. - Could it mean something?
- Deodorant shouldn't...Copy !req
521. How often do you use it?Copy !req
522. A few times a day. It's special heavy
duty stuff. I have to send away for it.Copy !req
523. Sprayed around a bathroom
the size of a shoebox.Copy !req
524. I'll check the ingredients
from the manufacturer.Copy !req
525. I'll check for any references
associated with health issues.Copy !req
526. Somebody's grateful.Copy !req
527. We'll just leave the...
three of you alone.Copy !req
528. Why is there
no lipstick on this cup?Copy !req
529. Cuddy was wearing lipstick
when she drank from it.Copy !req
530. It was on my face.
Why isn't it on the cup?Copy !req
531. Why is it always reasonable
in HouselandCopy !req
532. to take an emotional problemCopy !req
533. and sidestep it by turning it
into a mechanical problem?Copy !req
534. Because in Houseland... and the rest
of the universe, by the way...Copy !req
535. when a question presents itself,
it calls for an answer.Copy !req
536. If the left brain
is the interpreter of realityCopy !req
537. and the one that tells us
the story of who we are,Copy !req
538. then what is your story?Copy !req
539. Do you wanna be
the man with the answers,Copy !req
540. or do you wanna be
the man with Cuddy?Copy !req
541. What do I do?Copy !req
542. You make her angry.Copy !req
543. You think that was
the best time to mock me?Copy !req
544. I'm as surprised as you,
but I think I'm serious.Copy !req
545. Communication can't start
unless you're...Copy !req
546. I've been trying
to make her angry for...Copy !req
547. No, you haven't.
Come on!Copy !req
548. Poo, strippers?
It's routine stuff.Copy !req
549. You've been pulling your punches.
You're scared.Copy !req
550. You should be.Copy !req
551. Now...Copy !req
552. go terrorize her.Copy !req
553. You don't wanna destroy it, do you?Copy !req
554. I said I was gonna do it.
I'll do it.Copy !req
555. But you don't want to.Copy !req
556. I wanna be with you.
Maybe I'm not comfortable with it...Copy !req
557. Let's say it's our fifth
anniversary.Copy !req
558. Are you ready to destroy it now?Copy !req
559. Tenth.Copy !req
560. Three kids.Copy !req
561. They spend their summers in Melbourne
and have annoying accents.Copy !req
562. It's disgusting how happy we are.Copy !req
563. You ready now?Copy !req
564. You don't have doubts.Copy !req
565. You don't wanna kill the only thing left
of someone you loved.Copy !req
566. Don't do it.Copy !req
567. I do have trouble giving things up.Copy !req
568. For example...Copy !req
569. I never cancelled
any of our wedding plans.Copy !req
570. Attention!
I have an announcement.Copy !req
571. As you go about your day,
I would like you to be aware of the factCopy !req
572. that I slept with Lisa Cuddy!Copy !req
573. This is beyond ass-hood!Copy !req
574. You have the luxury
of not caring about your image.Copy !req
575. I do not!Copy !req
576. I can permit a lot of crap,Copy !req
577. but an employee shouting aboutCopy !req
578. his sexual exploits with me... no!Copy !req
579. That is zero tolerance!Copy !req
580. So congratulations, House.
I am angry.Copy !req
581. I was wondering
if we should move in together.Copy !req
582. You're fired.Copy !req
583. I wouldn't worry about it.Copy !req
584. I think she likes you.Copy !req
585. If I'm fired, that probably means
I don't have to see patients.Copy !req
586. I'm here as a squeaky wheel.Copy !req
587. I know how you doctors are.Copy !req
588. You're busy, you get distracted.Copy !req
589. My lab results could be
sitting in your in-box.Copy !req
590. I don't need your labs.
You have acid reflux.Copy !req
591. - Well, how could you...
- Acid splashes on the vocal chords.Copy !req
592. They tense,
make that squawking sound.Copy !req
593. It's completely harmless.Copy !req
594. I'm gonna give you a prescription,
and you are gonna go away.Copy !req
595. You are a great doctor.Copy !req
596. - Why'd you move your belt?
- I always move my belt.Copy !req
597. Makes me sore.Copy !req
598. - You didn't tell me that.
- At 86, what isn't sore?Copy !req
599. Soreness is less important
than squawking.Copy !req
600. It's the squawking that was
bothering my wife.Copy !req
601. That's not a potbelly.
It's a tumor.Copy !req
602. That's why pancreatic cancer
was on my mind.Copy !req
603. My brain was trying to tell me.Copy !req
604. This isn't sounding good.Copy !req
605. Pancreatic cancer?Copy !req
606. It can cause acid reflux.
We should scope you.Copy !req
607. So it's not good.
Even for cancer it's not good.Copy !req
608. No, it's not.Copy !req
609. The deodorant has a high
proportion of propylene glycol.Copy !req
610. Same stuff made a kid in SingaporeCopy !req
611. develop a heart condition,
and... get this... seizures.Copy !req
612. Our patient may never have
needed split-brain surgery.Copy !req
613. I'm sure he will
half-appreciate the irony.Copy !req
614. Take this man to radiology.
Pancreatic scan.Copy !req
615. And stay with him.Copy !req
616. Whatever it is, just say it quickly.Copy !req
617. Do you have more than one
lipstick in the same shade?Copy !req
618. Maybe one that has a sealing
agent and one that doesn't?Copy !req
619. How could that possibly
be relevant to anything?Copy !req
620. You really don't think
you're just...Copy !req
621. overreacting to the other night?Copy !req
622. Fine. I am overreacting.Copy !req
623. You've said plenty of lousy
things to me before.Copy !req
624. But...Copy !req
625. reaching the final straw
has been a good thingCopy !req
626. because it made me realizeCopy !req
627. we not only don't have
a personal relationship,Copy !req
628. we never could.Copy !req
629. You... you're...Copy !req
630. you've been overreacting...Copy !req
631. to something I said?Copy !req
632. You insulted me.
I walked out.Copy !req
633. It's nothing that hasn't
happened a hundred times before.Copy !req
634. I quit.Copy !req
635. Great.Copy !req
636. My Nanny is off the clock at 7:30,Copy !req
637. so...
you're a week off.Copy !req
638. You can go suckle
the little bastard childCopy !req
639. who makes you feel good
about yourself.Copy !req
640. Screw you.Copy !req
641. No, no, that...
that's not what happened.Copy !req
642. I told you that I needed you.Copy !req
643. You... you helped me.Copy !req
644. Are you okay?Copy !req
645. Are you okay?Copy !req
646. So...Copy !req
647. this is the story
you made up about who you are.Copy !req
648. It's a nice one.Copy !req
649. Too bad it isn't true.Copy !req
650. I'm not okay.Copy !req