1. Prosciutto's not bad, but it's not
what you're saying about the fortunato.
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I'm sure.
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- God, I hope so.
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of a blowhard, though, isn't he?
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You can barely taste it.
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he didn't.
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would choose to behave that way.
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sorry!
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which caused his lack of taste.
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after the surgery,
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adjusting to a split brain.
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Tell him about shopping.
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stuff I hate.
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I think House'll be interested.
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I'm in a good mood.
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how things are going—
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controls the left and—
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the right hemisphere?
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this operation
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they're missing anything.
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arithmetic, rationality.
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aesthetically oriented,
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recognition.
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a plastic surgeon without it.
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junior high be
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to judge people on aesthetics?
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aware of the present moment,
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daisy chain of peace and love
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could mean autoimmune disease,
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71. nasolacrimal tumor,
an infection, or just a cold.
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72. Good morning, sunshine.
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You wanna play?
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when you say something,
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80. The, uh...
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locking the barn door
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between your breasts
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into role-playing,
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get hurt.
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in this hospital.
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focus on the second fact.
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freaking out over last night.
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an emotional decision.
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the rules.
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or leave.
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detox from Vicodin.
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almost 24 hours now.
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Thought I'd mention it.
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One for each.
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- How's the pain?
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some bruising...
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You're a stud.
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four hours ago.
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I'll feel better than this.
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you were sober.
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This is fantastic.
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give me the pleasure.
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- Yes.
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in love with you and scared,
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was a gigantic mistake...
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she was maternal...
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out of pity?
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whatever's going on,
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freak you out a little?
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then we're all two people,
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about identity?
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as we go along,
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in a bathroom this size
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- It's from the steam buildup.
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of this glitch
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wedding?
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139. It's always a sad thing
when sperm comes between people.
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is very good today.
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- No other tables.
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keep another man's offspring
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just in case?
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to commit to me.
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fruit flies
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in their seminal fluid
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of other males?
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152. We talked.
- I agree.
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some magazines...
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from your window.
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really.
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all that stuff.
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too hard, huh?
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your other half to like me.
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I like you.
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- Anti-fungal meds.
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in your IV,
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doesn't seem too fond of IVs...
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better in a few days.
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to work.
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will be waiting for you
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I'm so, so sorry.
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- I have to—
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- Babe, wait, hold on!
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it wasn't the fungus.
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a coordination issues.
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loss of balance.
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- No, good skin turgor.
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our tax dollars at work.
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new roadways and bridges.
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Slow growing.
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the subosteal layer
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and be hidden by the bone.
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actually re-growing a connection
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and right hemispheres.
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the two halves have begun
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but it's too early
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to pick up on it.
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did you?
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I'd have lied.
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make a positive,
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seemed simpler.
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heated areas appear
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a minute with me.
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or possibly rage.
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to talk to her.
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is in your genetic Code.
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you move in to correct.
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- She lied to me.
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and why.
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thermal imaging is the way.
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a diagnosis.
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be an adult.
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on the plus sign.
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on your far right
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by your left brain.
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or something from my room.
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- A few more minutes.
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ladies and gentlemen,
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with finding answers,
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to make sense, the interpreter.
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and why we do things.
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that was wrong.
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is that it isn't logical,
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to look at,
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you could never see.
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to the "mute loser."
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to a Phillies game.
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means no communication.
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- Ammonia breath.
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to approve this price,
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documentation.
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262. What?
Why are you looking at me?
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you wanted to...
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266. Nope.
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268. There's nothing
to talk about.
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to do a liver biopsy.
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- What do you mean, fine?
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what do I mean?
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a liver biopsy
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stretch of the imagination,
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is essentially wasting my time,
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my reaction to that will be?
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to make me angry?
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280. Yes.
- Do your biopsy.
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my clinic hours.
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Let's see how that goes.
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Try again later.
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I know I'm a little ripe.
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- Recently?
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about cutting it off.
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not me.
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an ultrasound wand,
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to a needle?
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into this room?
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your relationship with Cuddy
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so soon into detoxing,
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full of romantic endorphins.
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of looking for proof.
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and let the pain flood back?
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a Vicodin substitute.
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for her to be ready.
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that I'm gonna do that.
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changes in your life.
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judgment is at its best.
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would be better off drugs?
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why I wanna make her angry.
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wrong, and stupid.
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I found on her coffee cup.
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in emotional bonding?
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"oh, my God, yes, more!"
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her levels were elevated
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to compare them with.
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water bottles from the trash.
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to greatness.
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lose her temper...
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and to her
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underneath this facade.
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and falls into your arms?
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yourself to something—
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in a way,
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you want this to succeed?
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standing in my doorway?
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up here from the clinic.
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in your office.
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isn't it?
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That's gotta mean something.
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351. Aaww!
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352. No, that's not it.
It started a few months ago.
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353. I was doing some woodworking
in my garage.
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from nowhere,
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bursting out of my mouth—
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I'm bustin' her chops.
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Where are we going?
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would rather play air guitar
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than tie shoes, eat dinner...
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playing too.
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discourage it.
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under his fingernails.
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What—
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372. Need a bag of B-negative
in here!
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373. So much for sarcoidosis.
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a clotting issue.
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all his symptoms.
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could cause squawking, right?
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and did an echo of his heart
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throwing clots, but—
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- The heart's fine.
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for factor V leiden,
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of cooperating.
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386. And all those tests
came up negative anyway,
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for being sweaty,
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been an issue,
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that cause night sweats
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Lymphoma...
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what this hospital did for Leo
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- Ah, yes.
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I'll take care of it.
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these things.
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a lot of broccoli.
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- Annie called.
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keep new clots from forming.
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obviously causing the clots.
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pancreatic cancer—
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the fatality rate—
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yourself in my place,
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in my place.
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attentive enough?
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insulted by a limb.
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toward her were mixed.
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with this cup.
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to bounce ideas off of,
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you taught me to work.
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First—I can accept it's over,
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in the hall.
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it's over and leave—
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443. Third... I can talk to him,
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444. but it's not like I have
any new facts I can present.
Copy !req
445. And Chase has this
romantic view of love
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446. that reality
can't compete with.
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447. I know how you could succeed.
- How?
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448. Just say the magic words—
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449. "I will destroy
my husband's sperm."
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450. Oh, you mean succeed
without doing that.
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451. Probably not.
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452. I have doubts.
Normal doubts.
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453. It's not wrong to prepare
for bad things to happen
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454. even if you don't
expect them to.
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455. I don't expect my condo
to burn down,
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456. but I have fire insurance.
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457. Patient's girlfriend
left him.
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458. Now he wants to leave us.
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459. If your condo rules
don't let you buy insurance,
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460. would you go homeless?
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461. His room is this way.
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462. What, do you think
I can fix this?
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463. We need to offer this guy
something he can only get
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464. if he stays in the hospital—
relationship counseling.
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465. I don't know
if his girlfriend's—
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466. I mean
his two hemispheres.
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467. That's the breakfast
of relationships—
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468. The most important one
of the day.
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469. We need your special skills.
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470. Is the guy out there?
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471. The guy that's gonna
make my right brain work?
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472. Oh, for...
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473. What do you think
your right brain wants?
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474. How should I know?
It's crazy.
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475. It does things
I would never do.
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476. Duct of Wirsung's
slightly enlarged
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477. but within normal parameters.
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478. Say something.
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479. It's mute.
It can't communicate with you.
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480. Maybe you should try
communicating with it.
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481. "Talk to her."
the well isn't deep, is it?
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482. You're the dominant half.
You make all the decisions.
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483. The right side
has no control over anything.
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484. It must be... frustrating.
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485. No masses in body
or tail segments.
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486. I can't communicate with it.
That's the whole—
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487. When you decide to go and get
groceries, what do you do?
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488. What do you mean?
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489. I put on my jacket,
and I go to the store.
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490. Your right brain
has no idea
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491. why you're suddenly getting up
and putting on your jacket.
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492. It just gets dragged along.
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493. Next time,
try saying it out loud.
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494. Just say to the empty air,
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495. "Hey, I think
I'll go to the store
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496. because we're out of
peanut butter"?
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497. How much did they teach you
about people like me
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498. when you were learning
to be a therapist?
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499. I'm an oncologist.
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500. The right brain
likes what he's saying.
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501. Hasn't moved
the entire scan.
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502. Hasn't gotten us
anything, though.
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503. Scan's clean.
It's not pancreatic cancer.
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504. Clotting could be a problem
well before a solid tumor forms.
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505. It can still be pancreatic.
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506. Yes, but if you want
a diagnosis
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507. backed by actual evidence,
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508. we should probably
look at other cancers.
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509. House.
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510. I just squawked!
- What?
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511. Eugene Schwartz,
your patient from yesterday.
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512. I just squawked!
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513. I was buying some flowers
for Mona.
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514. It happened
when I was paying the clerk!
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515. I assume Dr. Cuddy
gave you this number.
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516. Yes! She told me to call you
any time I squawked
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517. day or night!
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518. I'm sorry,
but I'm about to lose you
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519. because I'm about to drive
into a tunnel
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520. in a canyon on an airplane
while hanging up the phone.
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521. I might be getting
some more phone calls,
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522. so let's make it fast.
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523. Lymphoma—
- That's right, pancreatic.
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524. I know it's pancreatic.
I know there's evidence.
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525. I know we've seen it.
I just can't—
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526. Right brain,
left brain issues?
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527. If the cancer's
too small to find,
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528. let's make it easier.
Let's open him up and paint it.
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529. There's a new procedure
using scorpion toxin
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530. and infrared paint.
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531. Paint only works
on the cancer cells,
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532. makes 'em easier to spot.
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533. Just agitating the pancreas
can cause clotting,
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534. and you wanna do it to a guy
whose problem is clotting.
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535. If I'm right about
pancreatic cancer,
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536. The only chance he's got
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537. is finding and removing
those cancer cells now.
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538. His brain MRI showed
narrowing in the blood vessels
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539. leading up from the neck.
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540. If we do shake something loose,
we could kill him.
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541. Clot in his brain
could kill one of them
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542. without affecting the other.
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543. He might actually
be okay with that.
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544. How long's it gonna take?
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545. Assuming he doesn't crash...
A few minutes.
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546. Hey... you and Cameron.
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547. I'm sorry.
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548. I'll be right back.
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549. I don't wanna be homeless.
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550. Okay. You can stay
in the condo.
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551. I'll find some other—
- That's not what I mean.
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552. I wanna marry you.
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553. I got the forms
to destroy the sperm.
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554. You sure?
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555. Yeah.
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556. I wanna hug you,
but then I'd have to rescrub.
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557. I know.
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558. BP's dropping.
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559. Go.
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560. No sign of cancer.
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561. BP's 90 over 60.
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562. You never answered
my question.
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563. Relax.
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564. Our friendship
is not doomed.
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565. Thank God.
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566. But my question was
do you really want Cuddy,
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567. or is this just another
challenge?
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568. You're worried that once
I'm in a relationship
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569. you and me'll be over.
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570. Hey! I'm actually for this.
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571. I think this is great.
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572. But if you're serious and
you don't treat it seriously,
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573. then you will get hurt.
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574. And if you don't accept that,
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575. then accept
that she will get hurt.
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576. She look angry?
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577. If you're standing there
when she looks up here—
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578. Oh, no.
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579. Systolic's 80.
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580. Gotta finish this suture
before I can get out.
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581. Give him a dopamine drip.
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582. We weren't looking up
at the right time.
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583. Get to your point.
We're a little busy here.
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584. The clots aren't from cancer.
They're coming from his heart.
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585. We echoed the heart.
No clots.
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586. Not while we were looking.
Didn't I open with that?
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587. The clots were caused
by an arrhythmia.
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588. No arrhythmia.
- Not while we were looking!
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589. Intermittent arrhythmia.
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590. This guy pulls our equipment off
at the slightest provocation.
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591. We'd have to be watching
at the exact moment it happened,
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592. which I'm guessing,
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593. given the way you two are
scrambling around like idiots,
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594. is right now!
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595. Yes, I'm saying
do a transesophageal echo.
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596. We have to get his BP stable.
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597. Absolutely.
Right after the echo.
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598. Systolic 70.
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599. The heart looked healthy
at the last echo.
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600. And an arrhythmia wouldn't cause
clots in a healthy ventricle.
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601. So start with the left
atrial appendage.
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602. Wow.
- Yep.
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603. I did it again.
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604. Now get this poor guy's
BP under control
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605. And seal off the appendage.
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606. Then all we have to do
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607. is find out what damaged
his heart
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608. before it goes after
something he really needs.
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609. So what damages
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610. a healthy 20-year-old heart
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611. enough to make it send out clots
like it's bombing Dresden?
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612. Rhabdo?
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613. Would have fried
his kidneys too.
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614. What about Graves?
Copy !req
615. Thyroid function tests
were normal.
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616. Cushing's.
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617. Cortisol overproduction could
interfere with heart rhythm.
Copy !req
618. Run a dexamethasone
suppression test.
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619. Annie.
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620. You hit me.
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621. I know.
I'm so sorry, but...
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622. It wasn't me.
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623. I know you would never
have done that
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624. if you were in control
of yourself, but...
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625. But you came back.
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626. To talk with your doctors.
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627. I've been going over
and over what happened,
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628. and I had this thought
out of nowhere.
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629. Ever since I've known Scott,
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630. I've seen his left hand
throw things
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631. but always sort of playfully,
thinking it's fun.
Copy !req
632. But when he threw this...
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633. it was angry,
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634. and that's when
his hand slapped me, too,
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635. when I brought it to him.
Copy !req
636. Could it mean something?
Copy !req
637. Deodorant shouldn't—
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638. How often do you use it?
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639. Uh, a few times a day.
It's special heavy duty stuff.
Copy !req
640. I have to send away for it.
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641. Sprayed around a bathroom
the size of a shoebox.
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642. I'll check the ingredients
from the manufacturer.
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643. I'll check for any references
associated with health issues.
Copy !req
644. Somebody's grateful.
Copy !req
645. We'll just leave the...
three of you alone.
Copy !req
646. Why is there
no lipstick on this cup?
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647. Cuddy was wearing lipstick
when she drank from it.
Copy !req
648. It was on my face.
Why isn't it on the cup?
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649. Why is it always reasonable
in Houseland
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650. to take an emotional problem
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651. and sidestep it by turning it
into a mechanical problem?
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652. Because in Houseland—
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653. and the rest of the universe,
by the way—
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654. when a question presents itself,
it calls for an answer.
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655. If the left brain
is the interpreter of reality
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656. and the one that tells us
the story of who we are,
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657. then what is your story?
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658. Do you wanna be
the man with the answers,
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659. or do you wanna be
the man with Cuddy?
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660. What do I do?
Copy !req
661. You make her angry.
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662. You really think that was
the best time to mock me?
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663. I'm as surprised as you,
but I think I'm serious.
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664. Communication can't start
unless you're—
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665. I've been trying
to make her angry for—
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666. No, you haven't.
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667. Come on!
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668. Poo, strippers?
It's routine stuff.
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669. You've been pulling
your punches.
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670. You're scared.
You should be.
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671. Now... go terrorize her.
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672. You don't wanna
destroy it, do you?
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673. I said I was gonna do it.
I'll do it.
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674. But you don't want to.
Copy !req
675. I wanna be with you.
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676. Maybe I'm not
comfortable with it—
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677. Let's say it's our fifth
anniversary.
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678. Are you ready
to destroy it now?
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679. Tenth.
Three kids.
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680. They spend their summers
in Melbourne
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681. And have annoying accents.
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682. It's disgusting
how happy we are.
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683. You ready now?
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684. You don't have doubts.
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685. You just don't wanna kill
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686. the only thing left
of someone you loved.
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687. Don't do it.
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688. I do have trouble
giving things up.
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689. For example...
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690. I never cancelled
any of our wedding plans.
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691. Attention!
I have an announcement.
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692. As you go about your day,
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693. I would like you
to be aware of the fact
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694. that I slept with Lisa Cuddy!
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695. This is beyond ass-hood!
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696. You have the luxury
of not caring about your image.
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697. I do not!
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698. I can permit a lot of crap,
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699. but an employee
shouting about
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700. his sexual
exploits with me—no!
Copy !req
701. That is zero tolerance!
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702. So congratulations, House.
Copy !req
703. I am angry.
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704. I was wondering
if we should move in together.
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705. You're fired.
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706. I wouldn't worry about it.
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707. I think she likes you.
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708. If I'm fired,
I think that probably means
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709. I don't have to see patients.
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710. I'm here as a squeaky wheel.
I know how you doctors are.
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711. You're busy,
you get distracted.
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712. My lab results could be
sitting in your in-box.
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713. I don't need your labs.
You have acid reflux.
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714. Well, how could you—
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715. Acid splashes
on the vocal chords.
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716. They tense,
make that squawking sound.
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717. It's completely harmless.
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718. I'm gonna give you
a prescription,
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719. and you are gonna go away.
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720. You are a great doctor.
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721. Ha.
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722. Why'd you move your belt?
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723. I always move my belt.
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724. Makes me sore.
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725. You didn't tell me that.
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726. At 86, what isn't sore?
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727. Soreness is less important
than squawking.
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728. It's the squawking that was
bothering my wife.
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729. That's not a potbelly.
It's a tumor.
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730. That's why pancreatic cancer
was on my mind.
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731. My brain was trying
to tell me.
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732. This isn't sounding good.
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733. Pancreatic cancer?
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734. It can cause acid reflux.
We should scope you.
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735. So it's not good.
Even for cancer it's not good.
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736. No, it's not.
Copy !req
737. The deodorant has a high
proportion of propylene glycol.
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738. Same stuff made a kid
in Singapore
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739. develop a heart condition,
and—get this—seizures.
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740. Our patient may never have
needed split-brain surgery.
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741. I'm sure he will
half-appreciate the irony.
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742. Take this man to radiology.
Pancreatic scan.
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743. And stay with him.
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744. Eugene Schwartz.
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745. Whatever it is,
just say it quickly.
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746. Do you have more than one
lipstick in the same shade?
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747. Maybe one that has a sealing
agent and one that doesn't?
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748. How could that possibly
be relevant to anything?
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749. You really don't think
you're just...
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750. overreacting
to the other night?
Copy !req
751. Fine. I am overreacting.
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752. You've said plenty of lousy
things to me before.
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753. But...
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754. reaching the final straw
has been a good thing
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755. because it made me realize
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756. we not only don't have
a personal relationship,
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757. we never could.
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758. You—you're—
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759. you've been overreacting...
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760. to something I said?
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761. You insulted me.
I walked out.
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762. It's nothing that hasn't
happened a hundred times before.
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763. I quit.
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764. Great.
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765. My Nanny is off the clock
at 7:30,
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766. so...
you're a week off.
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767. You can go suckle
the little bastard child
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768. if it makes you feel good
about yourself.
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769. Screw you.
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770. No, no, that—
that's not what happened.
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771. I told you that I needed you.
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772. You—you helped me.
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773. Are you okay?
Copy !req
774. Are you okay?
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775. So... this is the story
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776. you made up about who you are.
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777. It's a nice one.
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778. Too bad it isn't true.
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779. No.
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780. I'm not okay.
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