1. 145 pounds!
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2. Johnson! Miller!
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3. House - Season 5 Episode 22
"House Divided"
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4. ShalimarFox, mpm
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5. The HTeam's AnonymHouse
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6. I know you're not asleep.
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7. That insight
would be a lot more impressive
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8. if you weren't just a product
of my exhausted brain.
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9. Aren't you curious
about why I'm here?
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10. Curious why no French maid's outfit.
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11. No spanky pants.
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12. I'm a hallucination...
not a fantasy.
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13. It's insomnia.
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14. Four nights without REM sleep
can cause...
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15. That might explain
why you're hallucinating.
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16. Doesn't explain why you're hallucinating
Wilson's dead girlfriend.
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17. Probably just my secret
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18. and very unconscious desire
to get Wilson into my bedroom.
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19. Or maybe your guilt
of Kutner's suicide
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20. reminds you how guilty
you felt about me.
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21. Who cares why you're here?
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22. A decent night's sleep,
you won't be.
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23. Guess I'll be around
a few more hours.
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24. Need some coffee?
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25. Addictive substances
are no substitute
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26. for nature's healing balm.
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27. Let's make this fast.
I need to sleep.
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28. Deaf 14-year-old started
hearing imaginary explosions.
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29. Exploding head syndrome.
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30. Cool.
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31. Obviously his brain
knows how to hear.
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32. Patient went deaf at age four.
Complication of meningitis.
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33. So why no cochlear implant?
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34. Usual suspects are insomnia,
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35. which he doesn't have,
migraines, which he doesn't get,
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36. and head trauma
which didn't show up on the ct.
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37. Damn imaginary pen.
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38. Mom's signature's on everything.
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39. - Did the dad die?
- I doubt it.
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40. He was a sperm donor.
Medical records couldn't be cleaner.
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41. We're left with
temporal lobe seizure.
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42. Wrong.
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43. Someone at the wrestling meet
would have noticed a seizure.
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44. Could have just looked like
a bad shot to the leg.
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45. Put him in the seizure lab.
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46. See if his head blows up
all over again.
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47. You're gonna ignore
your own subconscious?
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48. Gonna be the limp leading the blind.
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49. I need a'scrip, for sleeping pills.
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50. My neighbor's dog's
been keeping me awake,
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51. and seems strangely
invulnerable to poison.
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52. Why is the soon-to-be-
second-prettiest dr. Chase here?
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53. I'll take that as a congratulations.
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54. We're discussing a case.
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55. Why did he close that file?
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56. Wedding in two weeks?
I'd say you were pregnant,
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57. but I don't think Chase's body
is mature enough to produce sperm.
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58. It's a small ceremony.
Why wait?
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59. Nighty night.
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60. Drugs with no lecture?
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61. He wants you out.
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62. Interesting case?
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63. Possible prostate cancer
came into the e.r.
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64. Pencil cup.
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65. No wonder his prostate's enlarged.
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66. It's full of pool cues and cigars.
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67. Chase's best man doesn't get here
till the day of the wedding,
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68. I asked Wilson to throw
his bachelor party.
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69. No retired ministers
available to plan it?
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70. Chase doesn't want some big,
raucous party.
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71. So she says.
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72. Luckily,
there are people in this world
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73. ready to stand up for what's right.
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74. No, no, I don't...
I don't want you to...
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75. Listen, two things I do well.
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76. Bachelor parties rank
towards the top.
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77. I get to help, right?
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78. Starting five hertz.
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79. House made it through
that entire differential
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80. without mocking our patient
for not having a cochlear implant.
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81. The patient doesn't want an implant
because he's comfortable with who he is.
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82. - It's admirable.
- He's deaf.
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83. It's not an identity,
it's a disability.
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84. It's also a culture.
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85. The deaf have their own schools,
their own language.
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86. Still no spiking.
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87. Going to 20.
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88. Anything I can simulate
with a $3.00 pair of ear plugs
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89. is not a culture.
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90. No sign of seizure.
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91. Temporal lobe activity
is still clean.
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92. Doctors... doctors, he can't see.
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93. One of his eyes.
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94. The limp leading the blind.
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95. Is that supposed to mean something?
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96. I didn't think so.
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97. So exploding head syndrome,
plus vision loss.
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98. Subclavian steal syndrome.
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99. Vascular defect coupled
with constant arm movement
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100. could siphon blood flow
from the brain.
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101. - We should do an angio, check his...
- Knock yourselves out.
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102. How did I know
he was gonna go blind?
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103. Don't get cute, gazoo.
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104. You're in my mind.
You're obviously there.
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105. C-reactive protein.
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106. I noticed in his file
it was slightly elevated.
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107. I figured the stress
of the seizure lab
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108. would drive
inflammation even higher,
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109. lead to optic neuritis.
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110. That's a lot clearer than
"the limp leading the blind."
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111. It was just a glimmer.
I couldn't put it into words.
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112. It was a long shot.
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113. I don't even remember
the c-reactive protein level.
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114. Obviously you do.
You just don't know it.
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115. How high is k2?
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116. - I don't know.
- Me neither.
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117. But I read a book about it
years ago.
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118. Fierce, sexy sherpa
on the cover, bending over...
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119. 28,251 feet.
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120. Cool.
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121. An all-access pass to my own brain.
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122. Go play the kid some music.
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123. Why?
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124. Another long shot.
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125. We're using iodine dye
to track blood flow
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126. in your neck and arm.
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127. House, what are you doing?
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128. What does it look like I'm doing?
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129. Fighting the power.
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130. Feel that?
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131. How cool is that?
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132. Apparently your mom doesn't
care what you're missing.
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133. You're an ass.
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134. He says he feels the vibrations
in his abdomen, but not his hands.
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135. What does that mean?
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136. It's a new symptom.
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137. Neuropathy.
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138. Thought you were gonna
get some sleep.
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139. Case got interesting.
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140. Like the zoo.
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141. Except you can bang on the glass
as much as you want.
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142. - How did you know about the neuropathy?
- Good question.
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143. Enough with the riddles.
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144. Tell me about it.
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145. Think "wrestling record."
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146. Juggling.
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147. No, pins.
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148. Three pins.
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149. Patient was pinned
in his last three matches.
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150. Leading up to that, he was 15 and 0.
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151. I figured his balance was off
from diminished sensation.
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152. Could be increased icp
from a brain tumor.
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153. That we missed on the head ct?
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154. Cutting weight for wrestling
could have led to rhabdomyolysis.
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155. He just went up
a weight class three months ago.
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156. Foreman's right.
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157. Actually, increased icp
could make sense.
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158. - You just said...
- I was processing.
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159. It also puts a new symptom
on the table.
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160. His deafness.
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161. What if it was caused by nf2 cancer
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162. instead of his childhood meningitis?
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163. So meningitis was a coincidence?
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164. Or a byproduct of the cancer
suppressing his immune system.
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165. Mri his head.
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166. If you're right about nf2,
his deafness may be reversible.
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167. I'll set it up
and talk to the patient.
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168. You two... doing anything?
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169. You know what a broken cowboy is?
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170. It was on House's
list of requirements.
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171. I have three theories.
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172. Why is House so into
this bachelor party thing?
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173. He needs to have a reason
to be into a bachelor party?
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174. He needs a reason
to be into anything.
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175. Give me your wallet.
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176. House could be trying
to tempt chase into cheating.
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177. - Break them up.
- You think House is into Cameron?
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178. I think House is into Cameron
being into him.
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179. Marrying Chase
would shatter that fantasy.
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180. If he cheats, they shouldn't be
getting married in the first place.
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181. So you're okay with House
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182. getting Chase smashed enough
to make a stupid mistake?
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183. Being drunk doesn't change who you are.
It just reveals it.
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184. You think she can do
the broken cowboy?
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185. God, I hope so.
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186. Nf2 is an extremely
slow-growing cancer,
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187. which makes it very treatable.
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188. If we're right, taking out the tumor
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189. means there's a chance
you'll regain your hearing.
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190. He said you have to.
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191. What's wrong?
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192. He wants you to treat
the cancer, but leave him deaf.
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193. Sorry.
Doesn't work like that.
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194. Imaging shows slightly elevated icp,
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195. but no masses
on or around the nerves.
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196. It's not cancer.
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197. Slight bowing in the wall
of the fourth ventricle.
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198. - Could still indicate a tumor.
- We brought pictures.
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199. The fact that you sent me
on a scouting mission...
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200. No skirts.
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201. You're not on the guest list.
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202. Bachelor parties are an ancient
and sacred male rite of passage.
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203. The ventricle bowing is most likely
a pre-existing anatomical anomaly,
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204. not the indication of a tumor.
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205. No way to know for sure
without a brain biopsy.
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206. If I get drunk enough, there's a chance
I might make out with one of strippers.
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207. Or become one.
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208. Sold.
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209. We can't just drill into
our patient's brain on a hunch.
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210. Oh, god, not her.
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211. She's the one that got me
hooked in with madoff.
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212. - Taub's right. It's not cancer.
- Yeah, by all means,
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213. abandon a great diagnostic theory
because it's difficult to prove.
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214. Do a biopsy. We need to take
a better look at his fourth ventricle.
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215. Or an older look.
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216. The mom's never gonna let us
touch his brain without some evidence.
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217. Patient broke his nose years ago.
Hospital could have done an mri.
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218. The main reason
my third wife and I eloped
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219. was to avoid House's bachelor party.
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220. Have you seen caligula?
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221. My patient's brain now...
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222. versus three years ago.
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223. See any difference?
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224. Is he telling you
to avoid the party?
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225. I took an oath to do no harm.
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226. Sure, don't come.
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227. If you want your wedding vows
to be meaningless.
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228. This should be interesting.
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229. You are going to commit
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230. to that one special woman
forever, which is beautiful.
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231. But if your commitment
the day after the wedding is the same
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232. as your commitment the day before,
then the wedding meant nothing.
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233. So, and I see
no logical way around this,
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234. if you want your marriage to matter,
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235. you have to be a wanton, trolling,
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236. muck-covered pig the day before.
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237. You're evil.
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238. See ya.
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239. The wall of the fourth
ventricle changed.
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240. It isn't bowed in the older scan.
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241. Evidence of nf2, right?
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242. You'd need to do
a brain biopsy to confirm.
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243. I'm not going to the bachelor party.
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244. Every time I go
to one of your parties,
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245. I end up embarrassing myself
in some...
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246. new and unexpected way.
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247. That whole thing with
the duck was hardly unexpected.
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248. I'm not going.
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249. It's not okay.
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250. Do you know who we need?
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251. That stripper you got
for wilson's bachelor party.
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252. You could do body shots
right off her.
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253. Why go back to that well?
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254. In the nine years
since Wilson's party,
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255. a whole new generation of hot girls
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256. have been abused
by their stepfathers.
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257. She loved cats.
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258. What made you remember
the stripper loved cats?
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259. Chase has a cat.
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260. They'll bond.
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261. You, entertaining yourself up there?
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262. Just rehearsing
for the revival of evita.
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263. - What'd you find?
- The biopsy shows nerve inflammation
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264. consistent with increased
intracranial pressure.
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265. Something's wrong,
but it's not cancer.
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266. He's gonna go through life deaf.
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267. - He's okay with that.
- He has no idea what he's missing.
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268. His mom's a moron.
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269. He's gonna pay for her stupidity
for the rest of his life?
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270. Are we okay with that?
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271. Why are you closing?
Let's put in a cochlear implant.
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272. That wasn't in the paperwork.
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273. Really? Well, someone
must have screwed up.
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274. I'll go track it down.
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275. - I'll wait.
- That's a great idea.
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276. Let the kid spend more time
under anesthesia
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277. with his skull cracked open.
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278. I'll wait.
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279. I have been known to lie
to serve my own agenda.
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280. An implant does absolutely
nothing to help me diagnose him.
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281. Let's get an implant tray in here.
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282. Just...
just try to relax.
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283. Just during the recovery phase...
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284. Her son didn't want the implant.
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285. If he still doesn't want it after
having time to adjust, I'll take it out.
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286. I'll blind him too,
if he wants to experience that culture.
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287. Remove it now.
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288. Kid's just had brain surgery.
He's not stable.
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289. Ms. Miller,
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290. I'm not trying to minimize
dr. House's wrong doing.
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291. - But the best thing...
- Why is she sitting?
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292. She's not yelling,
not threatening, not pacing.
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293. Just sitting.
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294. Understand, dr. House?
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295. Focus.
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296. I need you to say
you accept the arrangement.
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297. No problem.
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298. You're not mad.
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299. I'm mad.
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300. Not mad enough.
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301. You wanted your son to hear.
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302. You just didn't have the guts
to make him get the implant.
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303. Once my son is stable,
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304. I want that thing out of his head.
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305. - Why did you do this?
- Because he is ignorant,
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306. and he's being raised by an idiot.
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307. Not good enough.
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308. You always have...
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309. My patient is opting
into a handicap!
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310. It's an insult to all the other
gimps out there.
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311. But I'm still putting Foreman
in charge of the case.
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312. That's the arrangement?
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313. You're okay with Foreman in charge?
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314. Who you calling?
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315. Oh... right, you don't want
to look like a lunatic.
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316. Yeah, about that...
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317. You think we did the wrong thing?
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318. I'm not sure.
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319. I'm not even sure why we did it.
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320. That argument you made to Cuddy
sounded pretty good.
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321. To you, maybe.
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322. I figured by now you'd be at the board
in your monocle and jodhpurs.
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323. You did something stupid.
Quick, better mock someone.
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324. Why did you do it?
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325. Why did I give a human being
the power of hearing?
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326. You ask god the same question,
he'll give you the same answer.
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327. Patient has a fever now too.
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328. Probably just a post-op
complication.
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329. - Arnold-chiari?
- Not without muscle weakness.
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330. Pseudotumor cerebri?
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331. We checked his eyes before the surgery.
No papilledema.
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332. Candy?
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333. I'm pretty sure Wilson's stripper's name
was something sweet.
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334. Maybe his fever is more than
the post-op reaction.
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335. His girlfriend was sick months ago.
Maybe her flu was really Epstein-Barr.
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336. - Lolli?
- They swap spit,
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337. virus goes to his brain, leads to
meningitis,
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338. increased intracranial pressure.
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339. I agree. Taffy?
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340. I agree.
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341. Go ahead, start him on Rivavirin
for Epstein-Barr.
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342. Keep making decisions like that.
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343. It really bolsters the illusion
that you're in charge.
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344. Why aren't you in my office?
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345. Because I know
what the word "my" means.
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346. I did something insane,
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347. and you're not all over me
analyzing why.
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348. It was nice.
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349. I gave that idiot an implant
to prove to him what an idiot he's been.
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350. - How is that nice?
- You didn't do it to solve the case.
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351. You didn't do it to save his life.
You... did it to make his life better.
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352. It was a caring act.
Which you did in a way that was...
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353. immoral and illegal, but...
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354. baby steps.
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355. Doesn't sound like us.
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356. You can't make me go
to the bachelor party.
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357. I know.
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358. - And you're okay with that?
- What choice do I have?
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359. Please, God.
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360. "Seth"?
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361. I think he just wet the bed.
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362. The kid's dehydrated, but stable.
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363. Thankfully, the fountain of whiz
seems to have stopped for the moment.
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364. Not before hosing
Epstein-Barr off the table.
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365. Now eat up.
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366. We're gonna pick out the ice cream
flavors for the bachelor party.
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367. Could be systemic
autoimmune disease.
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368. Sarcoido...
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369. this tastes like... vodka.
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370. It'd be stupid
if it tasted like bourbon.
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371. - That's the brown one.
- It is vodka?
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372. Flash frozen in a secret process.
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373. Guy figured it out in his basement.
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374. Lemoncello.
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375. Genius.
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376. Symptoms came on too hard and too fast.
Sarcoidosis is progressive.
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377. Remember in med school,
when Donovan gave grand rounds?
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378. There was that guy
who was peeing liters.
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379. Glomerulonephritis?
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380. A wrestler... steroids could
have damaged the kidneys.
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381. - The scotch is nice.
- His urine would have been brown.
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382. Donovan
ruled out osmotic diuresis...
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383. kidney disease.
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384. - Pheochromocytoma?
- No hypertension.
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385. - Plasma metanephrine's normal.
- Devic's?
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386. It happened at night.
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387. That was the clue.
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388. Night, recumbent body position,
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389. changes in B.P.
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390. It's his heart.
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391. Run a 12-lead EKG,
watch him for four hours.
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392. Foreman concurs.
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393. What the hell just happened?
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394. Everything started to fade away.
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395. You're getting better at focusing.
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396. Ignoring everything
that doesn't matter.
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397. He looks pissed.
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398. I think he might hit us.
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399. Is your eyesight better than mine?
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400. We need to talk about
the bachelor party.
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401. Excellent topic choice.
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402. Surgery's so boring,
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403. and my lying to you
is just so yesterday.
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404. It's my fault for letting you
talk me into the implant.
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405. Cameron is not gonna be happy
about this party.
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406. But you, on the other hand...
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407. plan on spending the rest
of my life with Cameron.
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408. So... I need
to cancel the fart band?
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409. So... I need you to kidnap me.
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410. Spoken like a true Aussie.
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411. By the way, if you know where
I can get me the sheet music
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413. Want some ice cream?
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414. We're having a sundae bar.
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415. Sweet.
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416. That's her name.
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417. Sundae or bar?
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418. Karamel.
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419. With a "k".
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420. Bathroom?
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421. Down the hall,
two doors on your right.
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422. Thank you.
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423. Do I...
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424. sound like...
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425. her?
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426. It takes time.
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427. You still haven't slept?
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428. And then I have a clever response.
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429. EKG, normal sinus, normal intervals.
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430. - His heart's fine.
- His heart's not fine.
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431. The heart was fine during this test.
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432. The arrhythmia's hiding.
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433. - Or we were wrong about the heart.
- Could be the thyroid.
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434. Hashimodo's would explain
the kid's urine and brain pressure.
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435. - Treadmill.
- Or the arrhythmia is hiding.
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436. We need to stress him.
Put the patient on a treadmill.
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437. The patient just had brain surgery.
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438. A stress test could cause
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440. I value rejecting your opinion.
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441. You're not doing this.
You haven't been sleeping.
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442. Cuddy doesn't actually
want you in charge.
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443. She just wants to avoid a lawsuit
and to win an NAACP award.
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444. And if I let you risk our patient's life
testing an organ we already tested,
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445. we accomplish neither.
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446. Run a thyroid panel.
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447. How do we get him into the stress lab
without Foreman's sign-off?
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448. We could kill Foreman.
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449. Is she new?
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450. Focus.
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451. The lab simulates stress.
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452. What if it's not simulated?
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453. - We could tell himhe's been dumped.
- That's a tough sell.
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454. She never leaves the room
for more than five minutes.
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455. We could kill her.
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456. Or... asthma meds.
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457. - Force the heart to beat faster.
- Revealing the arrhythmia.
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458. - Nice idea.
- It was yours.
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459. I left the room for a few minutes.
He ripped out his implant.
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460. So much for improving his life.
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461. Actually, I think we just saved it.
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462. Look at that.
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463. Arrhythmia.
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464. You were right about the heart.
Should have listened to you.
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465. The correct phrasing would be,
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466. "I should always listen to you".
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467. He's got problems everywhere.
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468. What goes everywhere?
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469. Blood. Could be thrombocythemia.
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470. - Excess platelets lead to clotting.
- Not with a normal platelet count.
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471. So it doesn't start in the blood,
but in the lungs. Pulmonary embolism.
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472. Should do a VQ scan,
see if his lungs are clear.
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473. Go.
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474. You sure I did this
at Wilson's party?
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475. The last time, you used grain alcohol
instead of the sambuca.
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476. And it worked?
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477. Explains my lack of eyebrows
by the end of the evening.
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478. By the power of greyskull, I...
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479. This is why we're rehearsing.
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480. Ever wonder what's happening
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481. every time our patient gets sicker?
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482. - Not right now!
- First symptom, wrestling.
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483. Then,
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484. under the lights
of the seizure lab...
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485. Are you going somewhere,
because this feels...
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486. Keep doing what you're doing.
It helps.
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487. Then, under the stress
of blindness...
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488. and post-op fever.
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489. What do all the symptoms
have in common?
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490. Heat.
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491. See, if you hadn't been here,
that would have popped into my head.
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492. Which actually would have
been way cooler.
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493. Foreman, kid's
got Uhthoff phenomenon.
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494. Which means it's MS.
Start him on double-dose interferon.
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495. Let's get our drink on.
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496. Not before I've added "chemical burns"
to this guy's cause of death.
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497. He's responding to interferon.
I can retire as department figurehead.
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498. We're with the department
of citizenship and immigration.
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499. Did you recently apply
for a marriage license?
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500. According to our records,
your work permit is expired.
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501. - If you could come with us.
- I'm his fiancée.
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502. - I can come along and clear this...
- I'm sorry, ma'am. Illegals only.
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503. I'm sure it's a mistake.
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504. I'll call you as soon
as I know what's going on.
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505. Don't let House get him
in too much trouble.
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506. Allow me to welcome you
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507. to the best night of your life.
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508. Now, a few ground rules
for the evening.
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509. Safety is job one.
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510. We've now gone 18 days without
an injury in the workplace.
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511. These girls are all working their way
through law school.
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512. - Don't test them.
- House.
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513. I knew you couldn't stay away.
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514. This is my apartment.
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515. You can't do this.
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516. Clearly, reality begs to differ.
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517. Where's my furniture?
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518. Out back somewhere.
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519. How's your wife?
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520. We got divorced.
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521. - How is your cat?
- Dead.
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522. How'bout we go have a drink?
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523. You're okay with this?
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524. I paid 50 bucks for this.
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525. You guys are great together.
Trust is everything.
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526. I gotta get some air.
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527. Keep it real.
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528. You should be out there...
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529. enjoying the lap dances
of your labors.
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530. I kind of like it in here.
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531. Me too.
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532. To us figuring out M.S.
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533. And the blindness
and neuropathy and arrhythmia
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534. and anything else we did.
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535. What exactly did my team do?
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536. Look good in their lab coats.
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537. Except for Taub.
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538. Some people just
work better alone...
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539. so to speak.
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540. - One more drink.
- No! I can't!
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541. I need to take a break.
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542. Meet Karamel.
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543. Maybe one more drink.
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544. What's that taste?
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545. Is that...
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546. is that strawberry?
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547. House, you in there?
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548. Use the other bathroom.
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549. It's in the kitchen.
Looks like a sink.
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550. Chase went into anaphylactic shock
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551. from the stripper's body butter
or something.
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552. Is he okay?
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553. One of the residents
had an epipen, so he's fine.
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554. We're taking him to the hospital
to be safe.
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555. I knew that Chase was
allergic to strawberries, didn't I?
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556. That's why you wanted Karamel
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557. I suggested Karamel
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558. 'cause she was great
at Wilson's party.
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559. I knew about her body butter
and about his strawberry allergy.
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560. I tried to kill Chase.
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561. Why would I do that?
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562. I don't want Cameron.
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563. You're not a big fan of other
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564. You confirm?
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565. That kid we saved...
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566. he's dying.
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567. It's not M.S.
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568. We were wrong.
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569. Thank god you're okay.
What happened?
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570. - It was a good...
- Long story.
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571. Your patient's lung failure
rules out M.S.
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572. We put him on a ventilator.
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573. - Enlarged lymphs could...
- Are any of you sober?
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574. Turn around.
You need to go to the hospital.
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575. I need to sleep.
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576. I'm you.
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577. You can't just shut a door.
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578. You tried to kill Chase.
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579. I need to push you back down.
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580. You're dangerous.
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581. That's the hospital.
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582. Not answering.
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583. I'm here with your team,
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584. trying to sober them up
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585. so they can... help treat
your dying patient.
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586. Foreman's dying patient.
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587. What causes lung failure
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588. Eosinophilic pneumonitis.
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589. White blood cells accumulate,
clog up the lungs,
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590. lead to heart problems.
It fits.
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591. Are you there?
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592. It's not eosinophilic pneumonitis.
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593. I gotta crash.
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594. - Don't hang up. We need your help.
- I can't.
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595. We can solve this.
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596. Eosinophilic pneumonitis
could actually make sense.
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597. No, House ruled it out because it would
affect the larynx. Patient would be...
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598. hoarse,
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599. which we wouldn't notice
in a deaf kid who rarely speaks.
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600. Wait.
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601. Everyone's getting breath mints.
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602. We need to hear Seth speak.
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603. But that means taking out the tube.
Isn't that dangerous?
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604. It's the safest way to confirm
what's wrong with him.
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605. I need him to breathe out
as I pull on the tube.
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606. Breathe out.
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607. Say, "ah."
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608. I'm sorry.
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609. We were wrong.
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610. I need to suction out your throat
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611. before we reintubate.
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612. - Your son smoke?
- Smoke?
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613. - I don't think so.
- Tobacco stains on his teeth.
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614. He says he used to chew tobacco
to cut weight for wrestling.
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615. Used to?
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616. Chewing tobacco wouldn't explain
his symptoms.
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617. But not chewing tobacco might.
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618. Taub was right.
It's sarcoidosis.
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619. The tobacco releases toxins.
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620. Those toxins suppressed
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621. Once he quit chewing,
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622. the absence of those toxins kicked
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624. Usually responds to corticosteroids
and methotrexate.
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625. I'll start the meds.
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626. I need sleeping pills.
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627. I was gonna hit up Wilson,
but he's not answering his phone.
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628. He must have left it in his pants.
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629. Which he wasn't wearing when the police
found him trying to walk home...
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630. oddly, from his own apartment.
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631. Pills.
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632. Your patient's doing fine.
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633. Thanks to your team.
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634. It wasn't eosinophilic
pneumonitis, was it?
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635. Sarcoidosis.
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636. Good.
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637. House, please talk to me.
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638. I haven't slept through the night
since Kutner killed himself.
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639. The wrestling might have to wait.
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640. I'm gonna tell your doctors
to repair your implant.
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641. And then you ripped it out
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642. rather than live with it
for a few days, even.
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643. I'm your mother.
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644. This is my call.
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645. I don't know
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646. But it's mine to make.
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647. Sleep well?
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