1. - 145 pounds!Copy !req
2. Johnson!
Miller!Copy !req
3. - Aaaah!Copy !req
4. - Aaaaah!Copy !req
5. - House.Copy !req
6. House.Copy !req
7. I know you're not asleep.Copy !req
8. - That insight
would be a lot more impressiveCopy !req
9. if you weren't just a product
of my exhausted brain.Copy !req
10. - Aren't you curious
about why I'm here?Copy !req
11. - curious why
no french maid's outfit.Copy !req
12. No spanky pants.Copy !req
13. - I'm a hallucination...
not a fantasy.Copy !req
14. - It's insomnia.Copy !req
15. Four nights without REM sleep
can cause—Copy !req
16. - That might explain
why you're hallucinating.Copy !req
17. Doesn't explain
why you're hallucinatingCopy !req
18. Wilson's dead girlfriend.Copy !req
19. - Probably just my secret
and very unconscious desireCopy !req
20. to get Wilson into my bedroom.Copy !req
21. - Or maybe your guilt
of Kutner's suicideCopy !req
22. reminds you how guilty
you felt about me.Copy !req
23. - Who cares why you're here?Copy !req
24. A decent night's sleep,
you won't be.Copy !req
25. - Guess I'll be around
a few more hours.Copy !req
26. - Need some coffee?Copy !req
27. - Addictive substances
are no substituteCopy !req
28. for nature's healing balm.Copy !req
29. Let's make this fast.
I need to sleep.Copy !req
30. - Deaf 14-year-old started
hearing imaginary explosions.Copy !req
31. - Exploding head syndrome.Copy !req
32. Cool.Copy !req
33. Well, obviously his brain
knows how to hear.Copy !req
34. - Patient went deaf
at age four.Copy !req
35. Complication of meningitis.Copy !req
36. - So why no cochlear implant?Copy !req
37. - Usual suspects are insomnia,Copy !req
38. which he doesn't have,
migraines, which he doesn't get,Copy !req
39. and head trauma
which didn't show up on the CT.Copy !req
40. - Damn imaginary pen.Copy !req
41. - Mom's signature's
on everything.Copy !req
42. Did the dad die?Copy !req
43. - No, I doubt it.
He was a sperm donor.Copy !req
44. Medical records
couldn't be cleaner.Copy !req
45. - So we're left with
temporal lobe seizure.Copy !req
46. - Wrong.Copy !req
47. - Someone
at the wrestling meetCopy !req
48. would have noticed
a seizure.Copy !req
49. - Could have just looked like
a bad shot to the leg.Copy !req
50. Put him in the seizure lab.Copy !req
51. See if his head blows up
all over again.Copy !req
52. - You're gonna ignore
your own subconscious?Copy !req
53. Gonna be the limp
leading the blind.Copy !req
54. I need a 'scrip,
for sleeping pills.Copy !req
55. My neighbor's dog's
been keeping me awake,Copy !req
56. and seems strangely
invulnerable to poison.Copy !req
57. Why is the soon-to-be-
second-prettiest Dr. Chase here?Copy !req
58. - I'll take that
as a congratulations.Copy !req
59. - We're discussing a case.Copy !req
60. - Why did he
close that file?Copy !req
61. - Wedding in two weeks?Copy !req
62. I'd say you were pregnant,Copy !req
63. but I don't think Chase's body
is mature enoughCopy !req
64. to produce sperm.Copy !req
65. - It's a small ceremony.
Why wait?Copy !req
66. - Nighty night.Copy !req
67. - Drugs with no lecture?Copy !req
68. He wants you out.Copy !req
69. - Interesting case?Copy !req
70. - Possible prostate cancer
came into the E.R.Copy !req
71. - Pencil cup.Copy !req
72. - Oh!Copy !req
73. No wonder
his prostate's enlarged.Copy !req
74. It's full of pool cues
and cigars.Copy !req
75. - Chase's best man
doesn't get hereCopy !req
76. till the day of the wedding,Copy !req
77. so I asked Wilson to throw
his bachelor party.Copy !req
78. - No retired ministers
available to plan it?Copy !req
79. - Chase doesn't want some big,
raucous party.Copy !req
80. - So she says.Copy !req
81. - Luckily,
there are people in this worldCopy !req
82. ready to stand up
for what's right.Copy !req
83. - No, no, no, I don't want—
I don't want you to—Copy !req
84. - Listen, two things
I do well.Copy !req
85. Bachelor parties rank
towards the top.Copy !req
86. - I get to help, right?Copy !req
87. - Starting five hertz.Copy !req
88. House made it through
that entire differentialCopy !req
89. without mocking our patientCopy !req
90. for not having
a cochlear implant.Copy !req
91. - The patient
doesn't want an implantCopy !req
92. because he's comfortable
with who he is.Copy !req
93. It's admirable.Copy !req
94. - He's deaf.Copy !req
95. It's not an identity,
it's a disability.Copy !req
96. - It's also a culture.Copy !req
97. The deaf have their own schools,
their own language.Copy !req
98. Still no spiking.Copy !req
99. - Going to 20.Copy !req
100. Anything I can simulate
with a $3.00 pair of ear plugsCopy !req
101. is not a culture.Copy !req
102. No sign of seizure.Copy !req
103. Temporal lobe activity
is still clean.Copy !req
104. - Doctors... doctors,
he can't see.Copy !req
105. One of his eyes.Copy !req
106. - The limp leading the blind.Copy !req
107. - Is that supposed
to mean something?Copy !req
108. - I didn't think so.Copy !req
109. - So exploding head syndrome,
plus vision loss.Copy !req
110. - Subclavian steal syndrome.Copy !req
111. Vascular defect coupled
with constant arm movementCopy !req
112. could siphon blood flow
from the brain.Copy !req
113. - We should do an angio,
check his—Copy !req
114. - Knock yourselves out.Copy !req
115. - How did I know
he was gonna go blind?Copy !req
116. Don't get cute, gazoo.Copy !req
117. You're in my mind.
You're obviously there.Copy !req
118. - C-reactive protein.Copy !req
119. I noticed in his file
it was slightly elevated.Copy !req
120. I figured the stress
of the seizure labCopy !req
121. would drive
inflammation even higher,Copy !req
122. lead to optic neuritis.Copy !req
123. - That's a lot clearer than
"the limp leading the blind."Copy !req
124. - It was just a glimmer.
I couldn't put it into words.Copy !req
125. - It was a long shot.Copy !req
126. I don't even remember
the C-reactive protein level.Copy !req
127. - Obviously you do.Copy !req
128. You just don't know it.Copy !req
129. - How high is K2?Copy !req
130. - I don't know.
- Me neither.Copy !req
131. But I read a book about it
years ago.Copy !req
132. Fierce, sexy sherpa
on the cover, bending over—Copy !req
133. - 28,251 feet.Copy !req
134. - Cool.Copy !req
135. An all-access pass
to my own brain.Copy !req
136. - Go play the kid
some music.Copy !req
137. - Why?Copy !req
138. - Another long shot.Copy !req
139. - We're using iodine dye
to track blood flowCopy !req
140. in your neck and arm.Copy !req
141. House, what are you doing?Copy !req
142. - What does it
look like I'm doing?Copy !req
143. Fighting the power.Copy !req
144. Feel that?Copy !req
145. How cool is that?Copy !req
146. Apparently your mom doesn't
care what you're missing.Copy !req
147. - You're an ass.Copy !req
148. - He says he feels
the vibrations in his abdomen,Copy !req
149. but not his hands.Copy !req
150. What does that mean?Copy !req
151. - It's a new symptom.Copy !req
152. Neuropathy.Copy !req
153. - Thought you were gonna
get some sleep.Copy !req
154. - Case got interesting.Copy !req
155. - Like the zoo.Copy !req
156. Except you can bang on the glass
as much as you want.Copy !req
157. - How did you know
about the neuropathy?Copy !req
158. - Good question.Copy !req
159. - Enough with the riddles.Copy !req
160. - Tell me about it.Copy !req
161. - Think "wrestling record."Copy !req
162. - Juggling.Copy !req
163. No, pins.Copy !req
164. Three pins.Copy !req
165. Patient was pinned
in his last three matches.Copy !req
166. Leading up to that,
he was 15 and 0.Copy !req
167. I figured his balance was off
from diminished sensation.Copy !req
168. - Could be increased ICP
from a brain tumor.Copy !req
169. - That we missed
on the head CT?Copy !req
170. - Cutting weight
for wrestlingCopy !req
171. could have led
to rhabdomyolysis.Copy !req
172. - He just went up
a weight class three months ago.Copy !req
173. - Foreman's right.Copy !req
174. - Actually, increased ICP
could make sense.Copy !req
175. - You just said—Copy !req
176. - I was processing.Copy !req
177. - It also puts a new symptom
on the table.Copy !req
178. - His deafness.Copy !req
179. What if it was caused
by NF2 cancerCopy !req
180. instead of his
childhood meningitis?Copy !req
181. - So meningitis
was a coincidence?Copy !req
182. - Or a byproduct of the cancer
suppressing his immune system.Copy !req
183. MRI his head.Copy !req
184. - If you're right about NF2,
his deafness may be reversible.Copy !req
185. I'll set it up
and talk to the patient.Copy !req
186. - You two... doing anything?Copy !req
187. - You know what
a broken cowboy is?Copy !req
188. It was on House's
list of requirements.Copy !req
189. - I have three theories.Copy !req
190. - Why is House so into
this bachelor party thing?Copy !req
191. - He needs to have a reason
to be into a bachelor party?Copy !req
192. - He needs a reason
to be into anything.Copy !req
193. - Give me your wallet.Copy !req
194. - House could be trying
to tempt Chase into cheating.Copy !req
195. Break them up.Copy !req
196. - You think House
is into Cameron?Copy !req
197. - I think House is into Cameron
being into him.Copy !req
198. Marrying Chase
would shatter that fantasy.Copy !req
199. - If Chase cheats,Copy !req
200. then they shouldn't be getting
married in the first place.Copy !req
201. - So you're okay with HouseCopy !req
202. getting Chase smashed enough
to make a stupid mistake?Copy !req
203. - Being drunk doesn't
change who you are.Copy !req
204. It just reveals it.Copy !req
205. - You think she can do
the broken cowboy?Copy !req
206. - God, I hope so.Copy !req
207. - NF2 is an extremely
slow-growing cancer,Copy !req
208. which makes it very treatable.Copy !req
209. If we're right,
taking out the tumorCopy !req
210. means there's a chance
you'll regain your hearing.Copy !req
211. - No.Copy !req
212. He said you have to.Copy !req
213. - What's wrong?Copy !req
214. - He wants you to treat
the cancer, but leave him deaf.Copy !req
215. - Uh, sorry.Copy !req
216. Doesn't work like that.Copy !req
217. - Imaging shows
slightly elevated ICP,Copy !req
218. but no masses
on or around the nerves.Copy !req
219. It's not cancer.Copy !req
220. - Slight bowing in the wall
of the fourth ventricle.Copy !req
221. Could still indicate a tumor.Copy !req
222. - We brought pictures.Copy !req
223. - The fact that you sent me
on a scouting mission—Copy !req
224. - No skirts.Copy !req
225. - You're not on the guest list.Copy !req
226. Bachelor parties are an ancient
and sacred male rite of passage.Copy !req
227. - The ventricle bowing
is most likelyCopy !req
228. a pre-existing
anatomical anomaly,Copy !req
229. not the indication of a tumor.Copy !req
230. - No way to know for sure
without a brain biopsy.Copy !req
231. If I get drunk enough,
there's a chanceCopy !req
232. I might make out
with one of the strippers.Copy !req
233. Or become one.Copy !req
234. Sold.Copy !req
235. - We can't just drillCopy !req
236. into our patient's brain
on a hunch.Copy !req
237. Oh, God, not her.Copy !req
238. She's the one that got me
hooked in with Madoff.Copy !req
239. - Taub's right.
It's not cancer.Copy !req
240. - Yeah, by all means,Copy !req
241. abandon a great
diagnostic theoryCopy !req
242. because it's difficult
to prove.Copy !req
243. Do a biopsy.Copy !req
244. We need to take a better look
at his fourth ventricle.Copy !req
245. - Or an older look.Copy !req
246. - The mom's never
gonna let us touch his brainCopy !req
247. without some evidence.Copy !req
248. - Patient broke his nose
years ago.Copy !req
249. Hospital could have
done an MRI.Copy !req
250. Okay.Copy !req
251. - The main reason
my third wife and I elopedCopy !req
252. was to avoid
House's bachelor party.Copy !req
253. Have you seen Caligula?Copy !req
254. - My patient's brain now...Copy !req
255. versus three years ago.Copy !req
256. See any difference?Copy !req
257. Is he telling you
to avoid the party?Copy !req
258. - I took an oath
to do no harm.Copy !req
259. - Sure, don't come.Copy !req
260. If you want your wedding vows
to be meaningless.Copy !req
261. - This should be interesting.Copy !req
262. - You are going to commitCopy !req
263. to that one special woman
forever,Copy !req
264. which is beautiful.Copy !req
265. But if your commitment
the day after the weddingCopy !req
266. is the same as your commitment
the day before,Copy !req
267. then the wedding
meant nothing.Copy !req
268. So, and I see
no logical way around this,Copy !req
269. if you want
your marriage to matter,Copy !req
270. you have to be a wanton,
trolling,Copy !req
271. muck-covered pig
the day before.Copy !req
272. - You're evil.Copy !req
273. See ya.Copy !req
274. - The wall of the fourth
ventricle changed.Copy !req
275. It isn't bowed
in the older scan.Copy !req
276. - Evidence of NF2, right?Copy !req
277. - You'd need to do
a brain biopsy to confirm.Copy !req
278. Uh, I'm not going
to the bachelor party.Copy !req
279. Every time I go
to one of your parties,Copy !req
280. I end up embarrassing myself
in some new and unexpected way.Copy !req
281. - That whole thing with
the duck was hardly unexpected.Copy !req
282. - I'm not going.Copy !req
283. - Okay.Copy !req
284. - It's not okay.Copy !req
285. Do you know who we need?Copy !req
286. That stripper you got
for Wilson's bachelor party.Copy !req
287. You could do body shots
right off her.Copy !req
288. - Why go back to that well?Copy !req
289. In the nine years
since Wilson's party,Copy !req
290. a whole new generation
of hot girlsCopy !req
291. have been abused
by their stepfathers.Copy !req
292. - She loved cats.Copy !req
293. - What made you remember
the stripper loved cats?Copy !req
294. - Chase has a cat.Copy !req
295. They'll bond.Copy !req
296. Ahem, House?Copy !req
297. You, uh, entertaining yourself
up there?Copy !req
298. - Just rehearsing
for the revival of Evita.Copy !req
299. What'd you find?Copy !req
300. - The biopsy shows
nerve inflammationCopy !req
301. consistent with increased
intracranial pressure.Copy !req
302. Something's wrong,
but it's not cancer.Copy !req
303. - He's gonna
go through life deaf.Copy !req
304. - He's okay with that.Copy !req
305. - He has no idea
what he's missing.Copy !req
306. His mom's a moron.Copy !req
307. He's gonna
pay for her stupidityCopy !req
308. for the rest of his life?Copy !req
309. Are we okay with that?Copy !req
310. - Why are you closing?Copy !req
311. Let's put in
a cochlear implant.Copy !req
312. - That wasn't in the paperwork.Copy !req
313. - Really? Well, someone
must have screwed up.Copy !req
314. I'll go track it down.Copy !req
315. - I'll wait.Copy !req
316. - That's a great idea.Copy !req
317. Let the kid spend more time
under anesthesiaCopy !req
318. with his skull cracked open.Copy !req
319. - I'll wait.Copy !req
320. - I have been known to lie
to serve my own agenda.Copy !req
321. An implant does absolutely
nothing to help me diagnose him.Copy !req
322. - Let's get an implant tray
in here.Copy !req
323. - Just—
just try to relax.Copy !req
324. - Just during
the recovery phase...Copy !req
325. - Her son didn't want
the implant.Copy !req
326. - If he still doesn't want it
after having time to adjust,Copy !req
327. I'll take it out.Copy !req
328. I'll blind him too,Copy !req
329. if he wants to experience
that culture.Copy !req
330. Remove it now.Copy !req
331. - Kid's just had brain surgery.Copy !req
332. He's not stable.Copy !req
333. - Ms. Miller,Copy !req
334. I'm not trying to minimize
Dr. House's wrongdoing.Copy !req
335. But the best thing...
- Why is she sitting?Copy !req
336. She's not yelling,
not threatening, not pacing.Copy !req
337. Just sitting.Copy !req
338. - Understand, Dr. House?Copy !req
339. House!Copy !req
340. Focus.Copy !req
341. I need you to say
you accept the arrangement.Copy !req
342. - No problem.Copy !req
343. You're not mad.Copy !req
344. - I'm mad.Copy !req
345. - Not mad enough.Copy !req
346. You wanted your son to hear.Copy !req
347. You just didn't have the guts
to make him get the implant.Copy !req
348. - Once my son is stable,Copy !req
349. I want that thing
out of his head.Copy !req
350. - Why did you do this?Copy !req
351. - Because he is ignorant,Copy !req
352. and he's being raised
by an idiot.Copy !req
353. - Not good enough.Copy !req
354. You always have—Copy !req
355. - My patient is opting
into a handicap!Copy !req
356. It's an insult to all the other
gimps out there.Copy !req
357. - Okay.Copy !req
358. But I'm still putting Foreman
in charge of the case.Copy !req
359. - That's the arrangement?Copy !req
360. - Okay.Copy !req
361. - You're okay
with Foreman in charge?Copy !req
362. Who you calling?Copy !req
363. Oh... right, you don't want
to look like a lunatic.Copy !req
364. - Yeah, about that...Copy !req
365. - You think we did
the wrong thing?Copy !req
366. - I'm not sure.Copy !req
367. I'm not even sure
why we did it.Copy !req
368. - Well, that argument
you made to CuddyCopy !req
369. sounded pretty good.Copy !req
370. - To you, maybe.Copy !req
371. - Huh.Copy !req
372. I figured by now
you'd be at the boardCopy !req
373. in your monocle
and jodhpurs.Copy !req
374. - Yeah, you did
something stupid.Copy !req
375. Quick, better mock someone.Copy !req
376. - Why did you do it?Copy !req
377. - Why did I give a human being
the power of hearing?Copy !req
378. You ask God the same question,
he'll give you the same answer.Copy !req
379. - Patient has a fever now too.Copy !req
380. - Probably just a post-op
complication.Copy !req
381. Arnold-Chiari?Copy !req
382. - Not without muscle weakness.Copy !req
383. - Pseudotumor cerebri?Copy !req
384. - We checked his eyes
before the surgery.Copy !req
385. No papilledema.Copy !req
386. - Candy?Copy !req
387. I'm pretty sure
Wilson's stripper's nameCopy !req
388. was something sweet.Copy !req
389. - Maybe his fever is more than
the post-op reaction.Copy !req
390. His girlfriend
was sick a few months ago.Copy !req
391. Maybe her flu
was really Epstein-Barr.Copy !req
392. - Lolli?Copy !req
393. - They swap spit,
virus travels to his brain,Copy !req
394. leads to meningitis,Copy !req
395. leads to increased
intracranial pressure.Copy !req
396. - I agree. Taffy?Copy !req
397. - I agree.Copy !req
398. - Go ahead, start him
on rivavirin for Epstein-Barr.Copy !req
399. - Keep making
decisions like that.Copy !req
400. It really bolsters the illusion
that you're in charge.Copy !req
401. - Why aren't you
in my office?Copy !req
402. - Because I know
what the word "my" means.Copy !req
403. - I did something insane,Copy !req
404. and you're not all over me
analyzing why.Copy !req
405. - It was nice.Copy !req
406. - I gave that idiot an implantCopy !req
407. to prove to him
what an idiot he's been.Copy !req
408. How is that nice?Copy !req
409. - You didn't do it
to solve the case.Copy !req
410. You didn't do it
to save his life.Copy !req
411. You... did it
to make his life better.Copy !req
412. It was a caring act.Copy !req
413. Which you did in a way
that was...Copy !req
414. immoral and illegal, but...Copy !req
415. baby steps.Copy !req
416. - Doesn't sound like us.Copy !req
417. - You can't make me go
to the bachelor party.Copy !req
418. - I know.Copy !req
419. - And you're okay with that?Copy !req
420. - What choice do I have?Copy !req
421. Seth!Copy !req
422. Please, God.Copy !req
423. "Seth"?Copy !req
424. Yes.Copy !req
425. Seth.Copy !req
426. Oh.Copy !req
427. I think he just
wet the bed.Copy !req
428. - The kid's dehydrated,
but stable.Copy !req
429. Thankfully,
the fountain of whizCopy !req
430. seems to have stopped
for the moment.Copy !req
431. - Not before hosing
Epstein-Barr off the table.Copy !req
432. Now eat up.Copy !req
433. We're gonna pick out
the ice cream flavorsCopy !req
434. for the bachelor party.Copy !req
435. - Could be systemic
autoimmune disease.Copy !req
436. Sarcoido—Copy !req
437. This tastes like... Vodka.Copy !req
438. - Well, it'd be stupid
if it tasted like bourbon.Copy !req
439. That's the brown one.Copy !req
440. - It is vodka?Copy !req
441. - Flash frozen
in a secret process.Copy !req
442. Guy figured it out
in his basement.Copy !req
443. Lemoncello.Copy !req
444. Genius.Copy !req
445. - Symptoms came on
too hard and too fast.Copy !req
446. Sarcoidosis is progressive.Copy !req
447. - Remember in med schoolCopy !req
448. when Donovan gave grand rounds?Copy !req
449. There was that guy
who was peeing liters.Copy !req
450. - Glomerulonephritis?Copy !req
451. A wrestler—steroids could
have damaged the kidneys.Copy !req
452. Hmm, the scotch is nice.Copy !req
453. - His urine
would have been brown.Copy !req
454. - Donovan ruled out
osmotic diuresis—Copy !req
455. Kidney disease.Copy !req
456. - Pheochromocytoma?
- No hypertension.Copy !req
457. Plasma metanephrine's normal.Copy !req
458. - Devic's?Copy !req
459. - It happened at night.Copy !req
460. That was the clue.Copy !req
461. Night, recumbent body position,Copy !req
462. changes in B.P.Copy !req
463. - It's his heart.Copy !req
464. Run a 12-lead EKG,
watch him for four hours.Copy !req
465. Foreman concurs.Copy !req
466. What the hell just happened?Copy !req
467. Everything started to fade away.Copy !req
468. - You're getting better
at focusing.Copy !req
469. Ignoring everything
that doesn't matter.Copy !req
470. Uh-oh.Copy !req
471. He looks pissed.Copy !req
472. I think he might hit us.Copy !req
473. - Is your eyesight
better than mine?Copy !req
474. - We need to talk about
the bachelor party.Copy !req
475. - Excellent topic choice.Copy !req
476. Surgery's so boring,Copy !req
477. and my lying to you
is just so yesterday.Copy !req
478. - It's my fault for letting you
talk me into the implant.Copy !req
479. Cameron is not gonna be happy
about this party.Copy !req
480. - But you, on the other hand...Copy !req
481. - Plan on spending the rest
of my life with Cameron.Copy !req
482. - So... I need to cancel
the fart band?Copy !req
483. - So... I need you
to kidnap me.Copy !req
484. - Spoken like a true Aussie.Copy !req
485. By the way, if you know where
I can get me the sheet musicCopy !req
486. to Waltzing Matilda...Copy !req
487. Hey... want some ice cream?Copy !req
488. We're having a sundae bar.Copy !req
489. - Sweet.Copy !req
490. - That's her name.Copy !req
491. - Sundae or bar?Copy !req
492. - Karamel.Copy !req
493. - With a "K."Copy !req
494. Bathroom?Copy !req
495. - Down the hall,
two doors on your right.Copy !req
496. - Thank you.Copy !req
497. - Do I...
sound like...Copy !req
498. her?Copy !req
499. I do.Copy !req
500. - It takes time.Copy !req
501. - You still haven't slept?Copy !req
502. And then I have
a clever response.Copy !req
503. - EKG, normal sinus,
normal intervals.Copy !req
504. His heart's fine.
- His heart's not fine.Copy !req
505. - The heart was fine
during this test.Copy !req
506. The arrhythmia's hiding.Copy !req
507. - Or we were wrong
about the heart.Copy !req
508. - Could be the thyroid.Copy !req
509. - Hashimodo's would explain
the kid's urineCopy !req
510. and brain pressure.Copy !req
511. - Treadmill.Copy !req
512. - Or the arrhythmia is hiding.Copy !req
513. We need to stress him.Copy !req
514. Put the patient on a treadmill.Copy !req
515. - The patient
just had brain surgery.Copy !req
516. A stress test could cause
a brain bleed and kill him.Copy !req
517. - I value your opinion.Copy !req
518. I value rejecting your opinion.Copy !req
519. - You're not doing this.Copy !req
520. You haven't been sleeping.Copy !req
521. - Cuddy doesn't actually
want you in charge.Copy !req
522. She just wants
to avoid a lawsuitCopy !req
523. and to win an NAACP award.Copy !req
524. - And if I let you
risk our patient's lifeCopy !req
525. testing an organ
we already tested,Copy !req
526. we accomplish neither.Copy !req
527. Run a thyroid panel.Copy !req
528. How do we get him
into the stress labCopy !req
529. without Foreman's sign-off?Copy !req
530. - We could kill Foreman.Copy !req
531. Is she new?Copy !req
532. - Focus.Copy !req
533. The lab simulates stress.Copy !req
534. What if it's not simulated?Copy !req
535. - We could tell him
his girlfriend dumped him.Copy !req
536. - That's a tough sell.Copy !req
537. She never leaves the room
for more than five minutes.Copy !req
538. We could kill her.Copy !req
539. Or... asthma meds.Copy !req
540. Force the heart
to beat faster.Copy !req
541. - Revealing the arrhythmia.Copy !req
542. Nice idea.Copy !req
543. - It was yours.Copy !req
544. - I just left the room
for a few minutes.Copy !req
545. He ripped out his implant.Copy !req
546. So much
for improving his life.Copy !req
547. - Actually, I think
we just saved it.Copy !req
548. - Look at that.Copy !req
549. Arrhythmia.Copy !req
550. - You were right
about the heart.Copy !req
551. Should have listened to you.Copy !req
552. - The correct phrasing
would be,Copy !req
553. "I should always
listen to you."Copy !req
554. - He's got problems everywhere.Copy !req
555. What goes everywhere?Copy !req
556. - Blood. Could be
thrombocythemia.Copy !req
557. Excess platelets lead
to clotting throughout the body.Copy !req
558. - Not with a normal
platelet count.Copy !req
559. - So the clotting
doesn't start in the blood,Copy !req
560. it starts in the lungs—
pulmonary embolism.Copy !req
561. - Should do a VQ scan,
see if his lungs are clear.Copy !req
562. - Go.Copy !req
563. You sure I did this
at Wilson's party?Copy !req
564. - The last time,
you used grain alcoholCopy !req
565. instead of the sambuca.Copy !req
566. - And it worked?Copy !req
567. Explains my lack of eyebrows
by the end of the evening.Copy !req
568. By the power of greyskull, I—Copy !req
569. - This is why
we're rehearsing.Copy !req
570. Ever wonder what's happeningCopy !req
571. every time our patient
gets sicker?Copy !req
572. - Not right now!Copy !req
573. - First symptom, wrestling.Copy !req
574. Then, under the lights
of the seizure lab—Copy !req
575. - Are you going somewhere
with this, because this feels—Copy !req
576. - Just keep doing
what you're doing—it helps.Copy !req
577. Then, under the stress
of blindness...Copy !req
578. and post-op fever.Copy !req
579. What do all the symptoms
have in common?Copy !req
580. - Heat.Copy !req
581. See, if you hadn't been here,Copy !req
582. that would have just
popped into my head.Copy !req
583. Which actually would have
been way cooler.Copy !req
584. Foreman, kid's
got Uhthoff phenomenon.Copy !req
585. Which means it's MS.Copy !req
586. Start him on double-dose
interferon.Copy !req
587. - Let's get our drink on.Copy !req
588. - Not before I've added
"chemical burns"Copy !req
589. to this guy's
cause of death.Copy !req
590. - Well, the patient's
responding to interferon.Copy !req
591. Looks like I can retire
as department figurehead.Copy !req
592. - Dr. Robert Chase.Copy !req
593. We're with the department
of citizenshipCopy !req
594. and immigration.Copy !req
595. Did you recently apply
for a marriage license?Copy !req
596. - Uh... Yes.Copy !req
597. - According to our records,
your work permit is expired.Copy !req
598. If you could come with us.Copy !req
599. - Um, I'm his fiancee.Copy !req
600. I can come along
and clear this—Copy !req
601. - I'm sorry, ma'am.
Illegals only.Copy !req
602. - I'm—I'm sure
it's a mistake.Copy !req
603. I'll call you as soon
as I know what's going on.Copy !req
604. - Don't let House get him
in too much trouble.Copy !req
605. - Oh ho!Copy !req
606. - Allow me to welcome youCopy !req
607. to the best night
of your life.Copy !req
608. - Ahem!Copy !req
609. - Whoo!Copy !req
610. - Yeah!Copy !req
611. - Now, aha, a few ground rules
for the evening.Copy !req
612. Uh, safety is job one.Copy !req
613. We've now gone 18 days without
an injury in the workplace.Copy !req
614. Uh, yes, these girls are allCopy !req
615. working their way
through law school.Copy !req
616. Don't test them.Copy !req
617. - House!Copy !req
618. - I knew you couldn't
stay away.Copy !req
619. - This is my apartment.Copy !req
620. You can't do this.Copy !req
621. - Clearly, reality
begs to differ.Copy !req
622. - Where's my furniture?Copy !req
623. - Out back somewhere.Copy !req
624. - James!Copy !req
625. - Karamel?Copy !req
626. Hi.Copy !req
627. - How's your wife?Copy !req
628. - Uh... we—we got divorced.Copy !req
629. - Ohh.Copy !req
630. - How is your cat?
- Dead.Copy !req
631. - Oh.Copy !req
632. - How 'bout we go
have a drink?Copy !req
633. - Oh... Okay.Copy !req
634. - Yeah... yeah...Copy !req
635. - All right!
- Yeah!Copy !req
636. - You're okay with this?Copy !req
637. - I paid 50 bucks for this.Copy !req
638. - You guys are great together.Copy !req
639. Trust is everything.Copy !req
640. I gotta get some air.Copy !req
641. Keep it real.Copy !req
642. - You should be out there...Copy !req
643. enjoying the lap dances
of your labors.Copy !req
644. - Eh, I kind of like it
in here.Copy !req
645. - Me too.Copy !req
646. To us figuring out M.S.Copy !req
647. - And the blindness
and neuropathy and arrhythmiaCopy !req
648. and anything else we did.Copy !req
649. What exactly did my team do?Copy !req
650. - Look good
in their lab coats.Copy !req
651. Except for Taub.Copy !req
652. - Some people just
work better alone...Copy !req
653. so to speak.Copy !req
654. - One more drink.Copy !req
655. - No! I can't!Copy !req
656. I need to take a break.Copy !req
657. - Meet Karamel.Copy !req
658. - Huh?Copy !req
659. - Maybe one more drink.Copy !req
660. - Ooh...Copy !req
661. - What's that taste?Copy !req
662. Is that—Copy !req
663. is that strawberry?Copy !req
664. - House, you in there?Copy !req
665. - Use the other bathroom.Copy !req
666. It's in the kitchen.Copy !req
667. Looks like a sink.Copy !req
668. - Chase went
into anaphylactic shockCopy !req
669. from the stripper's body butter
or something.Copy !req
670. - Is he okay?Copy !req
671. - One of the residents
had an epipen, so he's fine.Copy !req
672. We're taking him to the hospital
to be safe.Copy !req
673. - Okay.Copy !req
674. - I knew that Chase was
allergic to strawberries,Copy !req
675. didn't I?Copy !req
676. That's why you wanted Karamel
at this party.Copy !req
677. - I suggested KaramelCopy !req
678. 'cause she was great
at Wilson's party.Copy !req
679. - I knew about her body butterCopy !req
680. and about
his strawberry allergy.Copy !req
681. I tried to kill Chase.Copy !req
682. Why would I do that?Copy !req
683. I don't want Cameron.Copy !req
684. - You're not a big fan of other
people's happiness, either.Copy !req
685. Hello.Copy !req
686. You confirm?Copy !req
687. Thanks.Copy !req
688. That kid we saved...Copy !req
689. he's dying.Copy !req
690. It's not M.S.Copy !req
691. We were wrong.Copy !req
692. - Thank God you're okay.Copy !req
693. What happened?Copy !req
694. - It was a good—Copy !req
695. - Uh, long story.Copy !req
696. - Your patient's lung failure
rules out M.S.Copy !req
697. We put him on a ventilator.Copy !req
698. - Uh, enlarged lymphs could—Copy !req
699. - Are any of you sober?Copy !req
700. - Turn around.
You need to go to the hospital.Copy !req
701. - I need to sleep.Copy !req
702. - I'm you.Copy !req
703. You can't just shut a door.Copy !req
704. - You tried to kill Chase.Copy !req
705. I need to push you back down.Copy !req
706. You're dangerous.Copy !req
707. - That's the hospital.Copy !req
708. - Not answering.Copy !req
709. Hello.Copy !req
710. - I'm here with your team,Copy !req
711. trying to sober them upCopy !req
712. so they can... help treat
your dying patient.Copy !req
713. - Foreman's dying patient.Copy !req
714. - What causes lung failureCopy !req
715. plus your patient's
previous symptoms?Copy !req
716. - Eosinophilic pneumonitis.Copy !req
717. White blood cells accumulate,
clog up the lungs,Copy !req
718. lead to heart problems.Copy !req
719. It fits.Copy !req
720. - House, are you there?Copy !req
721. - It's not
eosinophilic pneumonitis.Copy !req
722. I gotta crash.Copy !req
723. - House, don't hang up.
We need your help.Copy !req
724. - I can't.Copy !req
725. - We can solve this.Copy !req
726. - Good night.Copy !req
727. - Eosinophilic pneumonitis
could actually make sense.Copy !req
728. - No, House ruled it outCopy !req
729. because it would
affect the larynx.Copy !req
730. Patient would be...Copy !req
731. Hoarse,Copy !req
732. Which we wouldn't notice
in a deaf kidCopy !req
733. who rarely speaks.Copy !req
734. - Wait.Copy !req
735. Everyone's getting
breath mints.Copy !req
736. - We need to hear
Seth speak.Copy !req
737. - But that means
taking out the tube.Copy !req
738. Isn't that dangerous?Copy !req
739. - It's the safest way to
confirm what's wrong with him.Copy !req
740. - I need him to breathe out
as I pull on the tube.Copy !req
741. - okay.
Breathe out.Copy !req
742. - Say, "ah."Copy !req
743. - Ahhhh.Copy !req
744. - I'm sorry.
We were wrong.Copy !req
745. I need to, uh,
suction out your throatCopy !req
746. before we reintubate.Copy !req
747. Your son smoke?Copy !req
748. Smoke?Copy !req
749. I don't think so.Copy !req
750. - Tobacco stains
on his teeth.Copy !req
751. - He says he used
to chew tobaccoCopy !req
752. to cut weight
for wrestling.Copy !req
753. - Used to?Copy !req
754. - Chewing tobacco wouldn't
explain his symptoms.Copy !req
755. - But not chewing tobacco
might.Copy !req
756. Taub was right.
It's sarcoidosis.Copy !req
757. The tobacco releases toxins.Copy !req
758. Those toxins suppressed
his immune system.Copy !req
759. Once he quit chewing,Copy !req
760. the absence of those toxinsCopy !req
761. kicked a dormant condition
into hyper-drive.Copy !req
762. - Is it treatable?Copy !req
763. - Usually responds
to corticosteroidsCopy !req
764. and methotrexate.Copy !req
765. I'll start the meds.Copy !req
766. - I need sleeping pills.Copy !req
767. I was gonna hit up Wilson,Copy !req
768. but he's not
answering his phone.Copy !req
769. - He must have
left it in his pants.Copy !req
770. Which he wasn't wearingCopy !req
771. when the police found him
trying to walk home...Copy !req
772. oddly, from his own apartment.Copy !req
773. - Pills.Copy !req
774. - Your patient's doing fine.Copy !req
775. Thanks to your team.Copy !req
776. - It wasn't eosinophilic
pneumonitis, was it?Copy !req
777. - Sarcoidosis.Copy !req
778. - Good.Copy !req
779. - House, please talk to me.Copy !req
780. - I haven't
slept through the nightCopy !req
781. since Kutner killed himself.Copy !req
782. - The wrestling
might have to wait.Copy !req
783. I'm gonna tell your doctors
to repair your implant.Copy !req
784. - And then
you ripped it outCopy !req
785. rather than live with it
for a few days, even.Copy !req
786. I'm your mother.Copy !req
787. This is my call.Copy !req
788. I don't know if I'm
making the right one.Copy !req
789. But it's mine to make.Copy !req
790. - Sleep well?Copy !req