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do our jobs?
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when your company
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this mountain.
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feed our kids? You?
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to breathe when they grow up.
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you son of a bitch?
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more than anyone.
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energy on earth.
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21. Susan! You okay?
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to a hospital.
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We have medics here.
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29. What happened?
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31. It's okay.
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I just can't...
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37. uhh! Can't...
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that's five seconds
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of your legs to thirteen's...
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left over for the shore.
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he's really on the case,
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67. Almost as interesting
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69. just days after
he stepped out of them.
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to his referring doctor.
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spends all his free time
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at toxic waste dumps.
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75. Tox screen's negative.
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76. No neurological, muscular,
or cardiovascular abnormalities.
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about the environment?
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in his 20s.
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80. He cares about getting
his hybrid waxed
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about the environment.
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82. See? Not a nut case.
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83. He's probably just faking
so he can sue the cops
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settlement.
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89. We need to do
a vestibular caloric test.
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90. See if the balance problem
starts above or below the neck.
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92. You're the one with the favor
to repay, not them.
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93. I'm going to be
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95. If the resulting eye movements
are at all erratic,
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is in your inner ear.
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98. I think so.
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101. They use over 30 pesticides
to grow commercial flowers.
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would be a lot more...
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to fixing the earth.
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106. This is gonna get
a little uncomfortable.
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107. I just spent 14 hours
chained to a tire.
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108. Most doctors would
recommend...
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109. our planet's headed
for destruction.
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110. Coastlines under water,
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111. a million species extinct.
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112. Whoa.
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113. Feels like I'm tumbling
ad over heels.
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114. That's normal... sometimes
this test causes vertigo.
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115. And nausea.
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116. Cameron just brought me
a case.
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in the e.r.
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118. There's no way
she wants her nose
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120. Egg white omelet, no bacon,
whole wheat toast.
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121. I say it's not my grindstone
she's after
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she wants on it.
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123. She and chase are practically
living together.
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126. Since when do you
pass on the swine?
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a sheet of sandpaper.
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129. Well, yes,
but I don't like
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two days in a row.
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not lovin' the love handles?
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132. I'm just not in the mood
for bacon.
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135. which is odd,
because you spent a whole week
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136. obsessing about why...
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137. he's no longer on my team.
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138. I'm sorry he's no longer
on my team.
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139. Nothing else to talk about.
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140. You're wearing the watch
he gave you for secret santa.
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141. Five functions,
including a stopwatch
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to ask me if I'm okay.
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143. You gonna order?
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144. Not hungry.
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145. It's just weird.
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run the tests.
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148. Maybe he's looking
for someone to mother him
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149. after what happened.
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150. Only kind of mothering
house wants
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leather diapers,
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153. Mommy's home.
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154. Test made the patient
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his inner ear is fine,
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156. and he still can't
balance himself.
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157. How many normal
test results do we need
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158. to know the patient's
a granola-filled phony?
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163. he'd have vomited
on the other side of the bed.
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164. Sparring with the police
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165. and chaining yourself up
for days can cause stress.
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166. Stress screws with
the heart and arteries.
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167. Carotid atherosclerosis
could cause a loss of balance.
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168. Wouldn't show up
on ct or mri.
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169. Could also be our only
warning before a massive stroke.
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170. Do a holter
and a carotid doppler.
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171. See if his heart skips for more
than the spotted owl.
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lately, but...
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for about a week.
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it was any big deal.
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189. Are you avoiding me?
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190. No.
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I spent a week planning.
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but I can't tell you what it is.
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or arterial problems,
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at the e.r.
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why you ditched chase
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not why you ran the tests.
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great pleasure in pointing out.
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the hots for me, do you?
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who work on your team.
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a lot lately.
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to spiritual and mental oneness.
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I think neither.
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plus inability to balance... go.
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connect the two.
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already ct'd his head.
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calendar.
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to do with chase?
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Not sure yet.
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against commercial flowers.
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several nurseries.
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can cause both hiccups and...
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no hyper-salivation.
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it's not connected to a protest.
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on the ct,
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242. Scandinavians have an increased
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than he's faking it.
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to confirm m.s.
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247. God, I hope that's
a euphemism.
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with intractable hiccups?
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250. I'm trying to figure out what
that could be a euphemism for.
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house is gonna be pissed
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do the test?
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and you did.
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house is doing?
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by kutner's suicide,
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his diagnostic skills.
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it's fine by me.
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the stones to stand up to house.
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your relationship with chase.
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270. All I did was postpone
a three-day trip.
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to be with house.
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273. Ordering I.v.
Chlorpromazine.
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274. This could still
be neurological.
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275. You could cloud
his mental status.
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276. You wanna get the needle
in his spine
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about filling kutner's slot?
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279. Yeah, we went
straight from the funeral
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back on the team?
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282. I'm interested in knowing
if cameron's interested.
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for house's case.
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anything to me.
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to keep an eye on him.
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in love with house?
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question.
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zero answers.
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296. Sorry, I'm just
the zone delivery guy.
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doug swenson's wife.
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was single.
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300. He, um, he probably didn't
want me to worry.
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301. He told me he was in jail with
some of the other protters.
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303. He's... in jail a lot.
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in the hospital.
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306. and I found the referral
to you yesterday.
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love your husband.
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18 hours to get here.
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it doesn't even taste like kale.
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of our four-year-old son.
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314. Doug's all right, isn't he?
I have no idea.
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that he's a liar.
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next to yours
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be here.
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to do the lp?
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supposed to be here.
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to stop or not?
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326. What?
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327. Oh, I don't care
what you do with him.
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for a doctor in philly.
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an oncologist in north jersey.
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for wilson?
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grief counseling.
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more than I do,
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337. What does any of this
have to do with my husband?
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339. Meet mrs. Environmental nutbag.
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your maiden name?
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341. He's married?
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Double threat.
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345. Sorry...
parentally challenged.
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an air leak between his lungs.
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could have been caused
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it was the neck spasm.
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there all along.
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made it worse.
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loss of balance,
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in his gloria steinem?
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a lumber mill last fall.
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to pine forests.
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364. No, his a.c.e. Levels
were normal.
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systemic sclerosis?
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at industrial waste sites.
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through his lungs,
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firestorm...
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iv methyl-prednisolone
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370. for systemic sclerosis.
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373. Without yourself.
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374. Grab a bat.
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the first string.
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want to be here.
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when you can't be here.
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right?
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chase, or overtime issues.
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all right with you,
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communicate with chase
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with house?
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389. You... are not
concerned about me.
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your territory.
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be involved with house.
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Neither should anyone.
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are good together.
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gonna stop this?
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ask me to stop?
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breathing normally again.
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400. But autoimmune diseases
are serious.
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to take some time at home,
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than everyone else's?
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connected to me?
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to drink clean water.
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going to be at 10:30 at night?
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I already ate.
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to your real entree,
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to search your kitchen.
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that I'd find nothing,
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that I'd find something,
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I'm tired,
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some paranoid theory
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egg white omelet,
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to get it over with
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go to sleep.
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the grassy knoll
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gag-athon.
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from the doctor's lounge.
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any fatter.
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so it's kutner.
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445. How could kutner
have any conceivable...
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446. your patients live,
your patients die.
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447. You float above it all
like a medical colossus.
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448. But a fellow doctor dies...
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449. that's brilliant.
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450. Kutner was a wake-up call
that if I didn't eat healthier,
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451. I might kill myself.
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452. Mortality is mortality.
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453. And... ice cream...
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454. is ice cream.
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455. Full fat content.
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456. Quadruple fat content.
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457. Stuff you haven't eaten just
proves you haven't eaten it.
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458. You were hoping for evidence
of stuff I have eaten?
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459. First door on the right.
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460. Excruciating pain
in his left leg!
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461. Acute onset
about ten minutes ago.
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462. What are you doing to him?
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463. I assume they were checking
for vascular pulsations.
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464. Either it's negative,
or he's a big wuss.
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465. It's not a tumor
or an aneurism!
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466. Metabolic bone disease?
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467. Bone density's normal!
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468. But the bone covering
might not be!
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469. If it's osteomyelitis,
an infection
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470. eating away
at his periosteum...
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471. that explains the pain.
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472. Odds are it's
a subclinical infection
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473. that we made it worse
with the steroids we gave him.
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474. Start him on iv antibiotics.
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475. X-ray his legs
to confirm osteomyelitis.
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476. Cameron's already done
a full set of lower-body x-rays.
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477. The infection
obviously flared.
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478. Do 'em again.
Aah...
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479. even if I had
changed my diet,
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480. what possible reason could
I have for hiding it from you?
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481. Ankle, tibia, fibula...
all look normal.
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482. No inflammation,
no signs of osteo.
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483. Hang in there.
We're almost done.
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484. You and your wife...
you talk about stuff?
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485. Sex.
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486. No. Anything else?
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487. Money.
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488. I'm gonna go
way out on a limb here.
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489. Foreman not a chatty cathy?
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490. Normally,
it doesn't matter.
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491. But last week it did.
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492. You wanna date men,
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493. good chance
talking won't be...
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494. his femur's fractured.
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495. That's impossible.
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496. It's the hardest bone
in the body.
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497. And he broke it
lying in bed.
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498. How can you have
a broken femur
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499. without so much
as a bruise?
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500. Whatever broke it
had to do it from within.
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501. Osteogenesis imperfecta?
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502. Brittle bones
wouldn't cause hiccups,
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503. plus, we'd have seen abnormal
coloring in the sclerae.
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504. Which leaves cancer.
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505. Since when does bone cancer
cause hiccups?
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506. Which means
it's not bone cancer.
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507. Or it's not cancer.
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508. House is right.
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509. It'd be hard to find a guy
outside chernobyl
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510. who'd been exposed
to more carcinogens.
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511. Pesticide plants,
nuclear waste sites.
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512. Tell chase
to repair the break.
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513. You two prep him
for chemo.
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514. You wanna blast him
with chemo
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515. for a cancer we don't even
know he has?
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516. Nope, I wanna
blast him with chemo
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517. for a cancer
that explains the symptoms.
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518. Intramedullary nail.
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519. Hold on.
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520. That your house imitation?
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521. Some late-breaking epiphany?
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522. I just need you to get
a bone biopsy
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523. before you insert the pin.
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524. For a broken leg?
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525. House is prepping him
for chemo.
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526. Thought it might be worth
checking for cancer
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527. before pumping him
full of poison.
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528. Does cameron
agree with house?
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529. Cameron isn't
on the case anymore.
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530. Still enjoying your day off,
I see.
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531. Why are you prepping him
for chemo?
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532. The more interesting
question is
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533. why do you care?
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534. You're not even sure
that it's...
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535. what I mean is,
why do you care from here?
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536. You can monitor
the patient from home.
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537. What's the difference
between here and home?
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538. You're not at my home?
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539. This has nothing
to do with...
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540. any other differences?
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541. Hmm... less medical equipment,
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542. more training bras,
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543. and more vegemite sandwiches.
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544. Actually, technically,
right now, chase is here.
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545. But that's because I called him,
and you didn't know that.
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546. And it's irrelevant
to my point,
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547. which is...
you and chase are over.
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548. You are wrong.
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549. You decided t hat his single
drawer of clothes
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550. is one drawer too many.
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551. But you don't have
the guts to tell him,
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552. so... you're emotionally
walking away...
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553. instead of actually
walking away.
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554. Which is stupid,
because only one of those
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555. is good for your heart.
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556. He's gonna ask me
to marry him.
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557. I... was looking
for some thick socks.
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558. Found the ring.
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559. And you want to say no?
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560. So I circle right back to his
single drawer of clothes...
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561. I don't want to say anything.
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562. I don't want him to ask.
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563. Not now.
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564. Couldn't hurt...
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565. we're all a little
freaked out.
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566. We go home, we just
wanna hug someone.
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567. We just wanna know everything's
gonna be okay.
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568. I don't want him to propose
just 'cause he's scared.
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569. She's got a headache, fever.
She's completely exhausted.
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570. Tell him about your chest,
honey.
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571. Her breasts
are really tender.
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572. You guys have a hot tub?
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573. No.
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574. She must go
to the gym a lot.
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575. Not in years.
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576. Then maybe, when you
travel on business,
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577. you zip on down to that
complimentary hotel spa...
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578. no.
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579. Sorry, did you
just say yes?
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580. What the hell's
wrong with her?
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581. Got a minute?
He doesn't.
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582. What's wrong with her?
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583. Sorry.
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584. I'm sure she's got
a medical crisis,
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585. and I need more time to figure
out some leading questions
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586. for your wife.
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587. What's going on
with cameron?
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588. She doesn't
want back on my team
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589. and she doesn't want
to jump me.
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590. Okay.
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591. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
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592. You ask a question,
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593. I rule out two possibilities,
and you're satisfied?
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594. That means
you don't want an answer.
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595. You just wanted to know there
wasn't a particular answer.
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596. Either you were worried
that she wanted back on my team,
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597. or you were worried
that she wanted back on me.
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598. This isn't a medical crisis,
is it?
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599. Could be.
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600. A lot of stds
hang in the balance.
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601. I give up.
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602. Vinegar compresses
four times a day.
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603. Any chance I could just
leave it at that?
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604. No.
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605. Pseudomomas folliculitis.
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606. It's a skin infection
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607. from crowded and contaminated
hot tubs,
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608. which you obviously use,
but not with your husband.
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609. Tried to help a sister out.
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610. The nuclei were all
normal sized.
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611. Bone cells
were well differentiated.
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612. No dysplasia
means no cancer.
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613. That's good, isn't it?
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614. We hope so.
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615. Although it also means
we still have no idea
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616. what caused the break.
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617. How does it feel?
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618. It hurts.
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619. Is it supposed
to look like that?
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620. No, but it's probably
just residual bleeding
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621. from the surgery.
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622. We should be able to...
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623. I need two units of ffp,
right away!
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624. Oh, my god!
What's happening?
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625. He's bleeding out.
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626. Means it's gotta be cancer.
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627. It's gotta be,
except it's not.
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628. The biopsy was negative.
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629. Biopsies can be wrong.
Symptoms can't.
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630. All signs point to cancer,
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631. but you can't blast a cancer
you can't find.
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632. Sure you can.
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633. Prep him for total body
irradiation.
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634. You do realize
that's insane.
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635. Not unless
you think the cancer's
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636. cleverly hiding
outside his body.
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637. Steroids already
weakened his immune system.
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638. That much radiation'll kill him
before it kills the cancer.
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639. And if he doesn't have
cancer, we could cause one,
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640. or destroy his immune system
altogether.
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641. The guy could die
from an infected toenail.
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642. You'd rather do nothing,
just let him die on his own?
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643. I'd rather
make his cancer worse.
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644. Give him insulin-like
growth factor,
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645. make any tumor
or malignancy grow.
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646. Grows big enough,
we can find it.
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647. That's like pouring gasoline
on a fire.
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648. At least total body
irradiation's
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649. an actual treatment.
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650. His idea is better.
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651. Pour away.
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652. I lost my mojo.
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653. Have you retraced
your steps?
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654. Does your cleaning lady
check your pockets before...
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655. I was clueless
about kutner.
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656. I was wrong about cameron.
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657. Taub just came up
with an idea
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658. that I should have seen
long before he did.
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659. No one saw anything coming
with kutner.
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660. You hardly ever
see cameron anymore.
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661. And you hired taub
to come up with ideas
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662. that you wouldn't
have come up with.
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663. And I have no idea
why you're eating carrots.
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664. Good.
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665. I'm losing my mind.
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666. All you got to say is "good"?
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667. House, a guy you worked with
for two years,
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668. who you mentored and, yes,
possibly even cared about,
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669. just blew his brains out.
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670. You can't find the reason,
can't find the meaning in it,
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671. because sometimes
there isn't any.
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672. Sometimes... this
is all there is.
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673. You should be losing it.
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674. You'd be crazy not to be
off your game.
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675. But your mojo
is right where you left it.
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676. Just... keep playing with it.
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677. I gotta go.
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678. Help yourself.
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679. I know this
is a tough process.
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680. At the first sign of any tumors
or masses, we can...
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681. start saying prayers?
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682. It's gonna be okay.
Once we can...
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683. no, it's not gonna be okay.
You're growing his cancer.
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684. This isn't
the doctors' fault.
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685. I've exposed myself
to a lot of bad stuff.
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686. I knew the risks.
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687. I want my life
to mean something.
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688. If that means
I'm destined to...
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689. he's in v-tach and no pulse!
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690. Grab the paddles!
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691. Oh, god!
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692. Charging.
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693. Clear!
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694. Charging.
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695. Clear.
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696. I've been looking for you.
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697. And... I've been thinking
about you.
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698. Just hadn't reached
the looking stage yet.
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699. Which is the problem.
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700. You asked for a day.
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701. I gave you two.
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702. You told me you had a secret
you couldn't share.
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703. I respected that.
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704. Now I don't know
what's worse...
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705. blowing off our vacation
to hang around house
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706. or continuing to blow it off
when he won't hang around you.
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707. If you think I'm the least
bit interested in house...
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708. I don't know what
I'm supposed to think.
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709. I know this looks bad,
and...
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710. I don't care how it looks.
I care what it is.
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711. And you're not telling me
what it is.
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712. I'm trying to trust you, but...
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713. just...
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714. I need a little more time.
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715. No.
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716. This...
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717. has nothing to do
with house.
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718. Yeah, well, it has nothing
to do with me, either.
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719. Not anymore.
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720. Let me know when I can come
pick up my things.
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721. Nothing on the echo.
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722. We drew a troponin level.
No signs of myocardial ischemia.
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723. All the tests were normal.
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724. Loss of balance.
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725. Pathological hiccups.
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726. Air leak between the lungs.
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727. Broken femur,
now tachycardia.
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728. Go!
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729. Come on, give me something.
Give me a bad idea.
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730. Maybe I could turn it
into a good one.
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731. Fine. Open him up,
put in a defibrillator.
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732. That's permanent and risky.
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733. We don't even know what,
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734. if anything,
is wrong with his heart.
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735. Redo all the tests.
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736. In the meantime, open him up,
put in a defibrillator...
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737. so he can live long enough
for you to finish the tests.
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738. Balance organs, nerves,
lungs, bones, heart.
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739. Things you use
to make bratwurst.
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740. There's no sign
of infection.
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741. It's not a metabolic
or autoimmune disease.
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742. It's definitely not cancer.
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743. I think.
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744. Definitely not cancer.
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745. Aren't you gonna pick?
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746. I'm thinking.
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747. Is there a ticking clock?
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748. You already put
your money in.
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749. You never do that
until you decide.
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750. That's very observant of you.
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751. Too bad you distracted me.
Now I'm...
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752. thinking I might
change my mind.
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753. There's nothing healthy
in that machine.
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754. No, there's not.
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755. Gummi bears.
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756. You hate gummi bears.
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757. People can change.
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758. No.
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759. More importantly,
I hate them.
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760. Oh, fine... then I won't
offer you any.
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761. You manipulative bitch.
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762. You're not suddenly eating
healthy because you want to.
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763. You're eating healthy because
you know I don't want to.
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764. I've been mooching food
for ten years.
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765. Now, either it suddenly started
bothering you this week
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766. or you're...
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767. screwing with you.
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768. It needed to be done.
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769. After amber died,
I withdrew,
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770. tried to change everything,
hoping I'd sort it out,
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771. find some deeper truth.
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772. It was a mistake.
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773. I should have gone back
to normal, to here and now,
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774. because that's all we can
ever really count on.
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775. Things need to get
back to normal in your life,
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776. and... what could be more normal
than me screwing with you...
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777. and you figuring it out?
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778. You manipulative bitch.
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779. We need to put in
a cardioverter-defibrillator.
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780. It'll keep your heart beating
while we keep looking.
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781. What does that mean?
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782. It means, even if we
figure this out,
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783. you'll have to stop protesting
anywhere not near a hospital.
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784. Hi!
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785. Got a few questions.
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786. Uh, we're about
to start doing...
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787. a hopefully pointless
medical procedure.
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788. Your life and my mojo
hang in the balance.
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789. Pesticides are evil.
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790. Which means that commercial
flowers are dowsed in evil.
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791. But plant life
is nature's answer to evil.
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792. So you have a garden?
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793. No, we live
in an apartment.
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794. A window box, then?
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795. No.
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796. Potted plants?
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797. Nothing,
the commercial growers...
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798. yeah, they're evil.
Yeah, got it.
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799. House, I really don't think
we have the time for this.
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800. Your marriage sucks.
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801. Thank you.
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802. All marriages suck.
Your marriage sucks.
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803. No.
I love her.
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804. He loves a tree in oregon
more than he loves you.
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805. But he can't
have sex with it.
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806. Unless it's that slutty oak
outside portland.
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807. You wanna
get to your point?
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808. She's had enough.
She's gonna leave.
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809. Or maybe she's just not
putting out, whatever.
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810. You gotta make it right,
right away.
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811. You gotta compromise that
precious flower principle.
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812. Never.
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813. Once.
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814. Three weeks ago.
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815. Our anniversary.
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816. I missed the dinner
to be at that rally.
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817. You planned it for months.
You were mad.
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818. Really mad.
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819. I bought you flowers.
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820. I brought them home.
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821. And you were gone.
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822. So was your suitcase.
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823. I tossed them and bought you
the earrings.
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824. Roses?
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825. Yes.
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826. You have sporotrichosis.
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827. It's an infection
from the thorn of the rose
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828. which, by any other name,
is still a cheap marital aid.
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829. The flowers
are what gave me...
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830. lesion on your eighth
cranial nerve
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831. knocks out your balance.
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832. Another on your phrenic nerve
gives you serial hiccups.
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833. We then spread it to your bones
and heart with steroids
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834. and insulin-like
growth factor.
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835. Please tell us
that this is good news.
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836. It's good news for him.
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837. It's good news
for future generations.
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838. It's crappy news for you.
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839. He's gonna be fine.
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840. He'll never
doubt himself again.
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841. There you go.
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842. Damn, I was hoping I would
interrupt something.
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843. Your favor's repaid.
Patient's cured.
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844. He's already packing
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845. for another earth day
extravaganza next week.
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846. He almost died.
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847. He can't take a few days
at home with his family?
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848. People only change
after trauma
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849. if they wanted to change
before the trauma.
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850. Or if they've watched too many
afterschool specials.
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851. You talking about chase?
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852. I'm talking about you.
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853. You lost husband number one.
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854. No surprise that the death
of a colleague
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855. would make you question another
long-term lease.
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856. You teaching
commitment classes?
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857. 'cause I thought you were
too busy with your lecture...
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858. I'm sure that
was going to be hysterical.
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859. Let me just
give you the cliff notes.
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860. Don't try to dump him
by dumping cases on me.
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861. I told you I never
wanted to dump chase.
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862. Absolutely.
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863. You want him to dump you.
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864. It's totally different.
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865. Much less guilt.
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866. Either way, you're out
of reasons to avoid him.
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867. Kutner was a pretty dumb one
to begin with.
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868. I should never have
postponed our vacation.
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869. I should never
have planned it.
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870. I found the ring in your sock.
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871. I didn't want you to propose
out of some sort of...
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872. knee-jerk reaction
to what happened to kutner.
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873. Well, guess you don't have
to worry about that anymore.
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874. I'm not, I...
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875. I don't care what happens.
I just...
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876. want it to happen.
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877. Are... are you
proposing to me?
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878. I'm...
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879. proposing that...
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880. you propose to me.
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881. After I broke up
with you?
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882. After you ruined
my planned proposal,
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883. you expect me to...
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884. I'm not expecting.
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885. I'm hoping.
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886. Yes.
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887. Solved another case.
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888. Busted wilson.
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