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start to develop a little confidence, but...
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champagne before somebody gets hurt.
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book right next to me.
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what you have done is art.
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through ten assistants a year
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own children's phone calls
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37. People are gonna compare you to salinger, and,
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38. Honey!
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Episode17 The Social Contract
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43. Cameron brought this up from the E.R.
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44. Doesn't look like a friendship bracelet.
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45. It's phineas gage.
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46. The most famous case
study in medical history.
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47. You're telling me this patient got a railroad
spike drilled through his frontal lobe?
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48. No. No trauma, but he does
have frontal lobe disinhibition.
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50. Gage was a different person after
the spike. Argumentative. Impulsive.
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51. Whereas our guy became a
different person after chardoay.
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nosebleed, the collapse.
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- Nothing.
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the cool neighborhood.
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57. A well-placed tumor in the nasal cavity
eroding into the brain could do the damage.
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58. Go stick a scope up phineas's
nose. See what you find.
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59. Daddy, I'm always gonna win if you
keep telling me what your cards are.
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60. Well, then suppose I tell
you... while I tickle you.
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61. Mr. Greenwald, I'm dr.
Taub. Is is dr. Kutner.
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62. We're here for another
test. Sorry about that.
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63. You don't look sorry.
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64. Um, no offense. Although
you do look kind of cheerful.
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65. It's a little creepy. Should I want a
doctor who's excited about how sick I am?
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66. - I'm not— - We're going to put this
up your nose, scan for any problems.
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67. I can assure you that we are
mpletely unexcited abo that.
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processing disability.
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70. Marika-beleeka, you
have to get off the bed.
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73. I have to make sure the final arrangements
are in place for the breast cancer walk.
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74. Yeah, you do that.
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75. I'll pretend to be macho while a guy
stuffs three feet of plastic up my nose.
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76. It's too bad it's not your nose.
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78. I guess the walk can wait ten minutes.
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80. Just how does tying up traffic
for six hours stop breast cancer?
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works. People donate—
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82. Why not spend six hours building
houses for habitat for humanity?
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83. Or is it wrong to help two
groups of people at once?
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84. I bet there are those who
have breast cancer and no home.
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85. It's my job, nick. You
walked yourself last year.
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86. To be supportive.
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87. And because I knew you wouldn't
have sex with me if I didn't.
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88. I'm gonna make my call.
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89. Make this go away.
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90. God, that honker really
is huge, isn't it?
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91. Wednesday night.
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92. Low-wn-blue-meanie
versus the incinerator.
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93. I can't.
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94. Let me
rephra. Low-down-blue-meanie—
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96. Do you understand "can't"?
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97. Not when it follows
"low-down-blue-meanie."
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98. Is the world coming to an end
tuesday night? Otherwise, wednesday—
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99. All right, it's not "can't."
It's "don't want to."
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101. - Yes, you do.
- No, I don't.
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103. No, you've always liked
them. I've tolered them.
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104. Seriously, I can only watch so many hyped-up
dune buggies crush so many motor homes
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urge to go see la boheme.
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106. And I hate opera too.
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107. What are you hiding?
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108. I'm not hiding it. I'm
saying it loud and proud.
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109. - Death to monster trucks.
- No nasal cancer.
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110. D no marriage either if our patient keeps
saying everything that comes into his head
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112. You always led me to
believe you were one of a kind.
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temporary condition for this guy.
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114. No, it's not.
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115. We may be able to fix his impulse
to say his thoughts out loud,
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116. but he always gonna be
the guy who thinks them.
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117. But he's also gonna bethe
guy who doesn't say them.
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118. If he spent his whole life
constructing this nice guy persona,
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119. isn't that as much who he
really is as anything else?
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120. You would argue that.
You're all persona.
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121. I agree with wilson.
This guy's aarry potter.
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122. The sorting hat was going to put harry
in slytherin based on his nature.
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123. He refus, so he ended up in gryffindor.
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124. Through choice.
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125. There's damage somewhere
in his brain. Find it.
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126. Are you sure you understand?
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127. No, I'm lying. Except I can't.
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128. You ask questions.
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129. While I talk, you look at my brain
activity to see where it's screwed up.
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130. Then you're gonna cut the screwed
up part out to test it.
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131. It's depressing, but
it's not rocket science.
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132. I think he understands.
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133. I don't mean to be abrasive.
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134. Especially since you're
such a pleasure to image naked.
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135. - Ain, sorry.
- It's okay.
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136. Thank you for understanding.
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137. I'd do you, though.
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138. - Really, my apologies. This stuff just comes out.
- It's okay.
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139. House paged.
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140. Whoa, I would do her in a minute
with fudge and a cherry on top.
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141. Would someone please explain to this
woman? There's only so many apologies—
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142. He hafrontal lobe disinhibition.
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143. I've already embarrassed myself
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144. whom I am at this moment imaginin with you in
a king-sized bed with a mirror on the cling.
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145. I am so, so sorry.
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146. But if I couldn't have both of you together,
you definitely would be my first choice.
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147. Where's house?
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148. It's like trying not to
think of an elephant.
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149. Not that you're an elephant. Your
breasts, in fact, are all homo sapiens—
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150. House isn't here.
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151. Oh, he wouldn't have paged meif
he couldn't watch and enjoy the—
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152. Your tush is like the
pistons in a ferrari.
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153. You're welcome.
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154. That was for my benefit
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155. - You're 40 years old...
- 38.
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157. - Dean of medicine.
- People don't get personal with you.
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158. Except for me, and you dismiss me
as a jerk who's jerking you around.
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159. But that guy can only tell the truth.
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160. And he prefers your body to
thatof a smokin' young hottie.
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161. So that was your way of
saying I look good day.
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162. You didn't get the
slightest kick out of that?
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163. Don't be ridiculous, house.
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164. I hope you know your
pistons are second to none.
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165. I'm okay. I'm not
jealous of cuddy's pistons.
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166. Starting baseline activation.
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167. You sure? You looked upset.
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168. What he was saying was obnoxious.
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169. You've never been called attractive?
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170. He didn't call me attractive.
He cast me in his mental porno.
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171. That's what attractive means. It
means "I'm attracted to you, sexually."
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172. Attracted can also mean "I'm attracted
to the whole package. To who you are."
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173. Slight elevation at transaxial 60.
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174. It could. It never does. It's what
women choose to hear, not what men say.
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175. Actually, it's exactly what men
say if they have any brains.
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176. All right, we have enough for a baseline.
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177. What can we ask him that's indiscreet,
but that he won't hate us for knowing?
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178. Nick, do you vote the
same way as your wife?
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179. God, no.
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180. Good. He's spiking at right?
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181. Wrong. I secretly don't vote. Ever.
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182. Wait, you're 46, and you've never voted?
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183. Your voice isno longer attractive
to me with that note of disapproval.
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184. Although I'm sure that will pass.
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185. Look at that. There's a spot in the
cingulategyrus that's not lighting up.
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186. One vote makes a difference?
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187. - Not mathematical true.
- Okay, nick. We've got what we need.
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188. We can't biopsy that. It's
too close to the brainstem.
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189. Could be neurosarcoidosis.
At least it's treatable.
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190. So we give him steroids, and we're right, we should
start seng his symptoms improve within half a day.
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191. What are you looking at?
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192. I find your strong attachment to a
working democracy to be extremely sexy.
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193. Ooh, you smooth talker.
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194. Do you think my nose is too big?
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195. Relax, he also implied my bedside manner was
a lite off. You don't agree with that, right?
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196. No.
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197. No one's ever mentioned your nose
before? You're a plastic surgeon.
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198. - They tell meit suits my face.
- It does.
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just the social contract.
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200. You tell me I look great. I
tell you you're a people person.
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201. How can you know the truth?
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204. It's fine. It's a nose.
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207. Just my persona.
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208. You know, it's amazing
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211. I'm not suggesting that, like our
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shell of compulsive nicene.
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213. I'm not always nice.
I'm not nice to you.
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with needs you to be.
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220. Why do you thinkthe world will end in chaos
and destruction if you're not there to save it?
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221. Because when my parents put me in the
rocket and sent me here, they said,
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222. "james, you will grow to
manhood under yellow sun—"
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223. And why'd you lie about monster trucks?
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224. - I didn't.
- I checked your appointment bk.
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225. You got tomorrow nightmarked off, but
you didn't put down what you were doing.
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226. So you thought someone
might look at e book—
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227. I'm playing racquet ball tomorrow
night with taub.
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228. Why would you hide that?
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229. Because the world revolves around you.
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230. I devote timeto anyone else, you'd
end up stalking me and harassing them.
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231. You say that as though
it wouldn't be fun.
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232. And maybe I didn't want to rub your nose in the
fact that we'd be doing so thing you can no longer do.
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233. Because I'm nice.
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were gonna help him.
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236. Ekg says heart's fine.
It's gotta be the kidneys.
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237. I need to get him on dialysis.
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238. He's on dialysis, and he's stable.
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239. We know it's not systemic sclerosis.
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240. Hey, cyrano de berkowitz.
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241. Let it go.
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242. Chronic lymphocytic leukemia could
explain brain and kidney problems.
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243. The cbc showed normal white blood cells.
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244. So how long have you been aying
racquetball with wilson?
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245. Four five times.
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248. Cgenital disorders generally don't
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249. So he's a late bloomer.
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250. His daughter has a
neurological condition.
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251. First of all, wilson played tennis on
his college team, and you ara jew.
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252. You're not athletic. Run the end
of the hall and back. I'll time you.
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253. Sandy koufax is jewish.
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254. Greatest left-handed
pitcher of all time.
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255. Sandy koufax is all you jews go on about.
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256. Sandy koufax and the
holocaust. Gets old.
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257. There are dozens of congenital
conditions that fit our parameters.
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258. We can't spend time gene
testing for all of 'em,
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259. especially when we're only
guessing it's congenital.
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260. Is a z-shot offensive or defensive?
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261. It's both.
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263. But could have said neither.
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264. Diabetes makes more sense.
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265. We can narrow the testing
down to 40 likely candidates.
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266. Test for peripheral nerve damage.
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267. He's got brain damage. He's likely to
have peripheral nerve damage no matter what the cause.
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268. Yes, that's why we
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270. Kuer runs the nerve test.
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271. Taub, you might be
right about the diabetes.
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272. Take supper away from our patient
and run a glucose tolerance test.
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273. Oh, and the nurses
have been working so hard.
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274. You can do the blood draws yourself.
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275. They have to be done every couple hours.
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276. You're punishing me because you're jealous
that I'm spending time with your best friend.
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277. That would be petty.
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278. I'm punishing you because now you've
joined my best friend in lying to me.
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279. Let me know when you're
ready to confess everything.
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281. As soon as it stts to feel
uncomfortable, I want you to tell me.
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282. But you don't think there's
something wrong with me.
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283. No, baby, they're
testing you to help daddy.
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284. Yes, what you're doing is very important.
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285. It's likthe better you do,
the better we know your dad is.
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286. I'll start with heat.
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290. That's the problem.
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thinking this stuff all along.
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292. Whoever that "same man" is, it's not
the person I thought I was married to.
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295. What does that mean? Is she sick too?
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303. Good thing it's you and not dr. Hadley.
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310. I just don't want those to be who I am
to people, especially not to my wife.
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fair to define me by my passing thoughts.
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321. God, they must think you're a creep.
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322. They might not know. They might be idiots.
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327. Why'd you page me here?
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328. I need you to update me on the patient's
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329. This is the only place we can do both.
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330. I finished the last blood draw.
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332. Unless they don't expect to work for me.
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333. Last blood draw was at 6:00 A. M.
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rose above 120 all night.
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335. So the glucose was normal.
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336. Means you were wrong about diabetes.
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337. Itill think it's the endocrine system.
Maybe I just got the wrong gland.
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338. So you're going for thyroid instead
pancreas? Makes sense.
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339. Fine. I'm not playing
racquetball with wilson.
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340. I was never playing
racquetball with wilson.
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341. I have never played
racquetball with wilson.
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342. I thought it would be helpful if
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344. Not bad. You put on a
good show. You studied up.
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345. Wilson actually booked a court.
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346. If you were really a racquetball player, you'd
know that you were holding a squash racket.
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347. Tell kutner to doa thyroid reuptake scan,
then go grab a nap in one of the on-call rooms.
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348. We're taking you to do a thyroid
reuptake scan. We think your—
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349. I'm not going a until you explain why
my daughter has a bandage on her hand.
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350. You just said you
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351. I'd known it would involve
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352. It's a mild burn.
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353. Since marika has a neurological disability
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thinking my daughter's not perfect."
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359. Were indeterminate. She
doesn't have a disability.
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360. She day dreams.
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361. She gets below-average marks in
school because she's below average.
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362. Every parent thinks their
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365. Somebody asto be under it.
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369. Your mother's not the sharpest crayon
in the box, and she does great.
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370. See, this is why I told your
mother to keep you at home.
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371. Didn't want you here.
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374. You're burning up.
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375. And your lungs are full of
fluid. We need to get it out.
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376. I need 200 milligrams of furosemide
and two milligrams of morphine, stat.
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377. His temperature is 103.
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378. Infection.
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379. The steroids must have
forced it into the open.
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380. What kind of infection?
It could be anything.
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381. Staph aureus, tuberculosis,
strongyloides...
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382. Go back to phineas, get a history.
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383. We've got a history. He hasn't
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385. No one at home is sick.
No one at work is sick.
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something. Not you. Kutn can do it.
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389. You're gonna be busy with something else.
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390. I'm here to invite you to lunch.
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391. Uh, why?
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392. I've been made.
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393. House sent me back to
you as a double agent.
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394. Anything wrong?
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395. Eyes are a little red.
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396. There's a shocker.
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397. I haven't had a good night's
sleep since this thing started.
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398. You should get some rest yourself.
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399. That's a good idea. This
is going to take some time.
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400. It'll be pretty exhaustive.
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401. Are you afraid of what you
might say while I'm here?
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402. Yes.
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403. Are you telling me there's something
worse than what I've already heard?
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404. No, I-I don't know what I'm gonna say.
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405. I don't know how I'm gonna hurt you next.
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406. I think we should be around each
other as little as possible right now.
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407. This is pathetic.
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408. I know.
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409. Tell marika I love her very much.
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410. S understands that.
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411. I don't think she does.
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412. You're just saying that to
make me feel better.
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413. Yeah.
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414. Guy leads a boring life.
They stay home a lot.
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415. No travel, no exotic pets,
no nearby standing water.
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416. You sound pleased about something.
Can we get to that part?
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417. His wife rescues dogs.
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418. Among others, a big rottweiler who's
taken over the house.
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419. Our patient hates it.
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420. - Was the wife there to hear is?
- No.
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421. Too bad. Keep going.
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422. The dog marks his territory all
over the living room.
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423. I asked what the odds were that he would have
put down food or drink where the dog could reach.
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424. He said he put a glass of juice on the
floor while he was fixingthe television.
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425. - The dog was fixing the television?
- Y.
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426. - The patient's eyes red?
- Yeah.
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427. I'm thinking weil's.
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428. Bacterial. He lucked out.
Start him on doxycycline.
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429. If he improves, we'll know we were right.
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430. I told wilson you sent
me to get information.
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431. And now you're telling me.
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432. What does that make you,a quadruple agent?
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433. He let me print out his e-mails.
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434. Excellent. Information
he wants us to have.
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435. - Did he let you print
out his deleted e-mails? - No.
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436. Then go
back there—
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437. As long as I was sitting there,
I thought I'd print 'em anyway.
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438. Top one's the one you're looking for.
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439. Writing to confirm
wednesday at 7:00 P.M."
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440. It's out goingto jgonzalez@nymcy. Net.
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441. There's a joan gonzalez in oncology.
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442. It's a consult.
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443. Secret consult,7:00 P.
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444. Oh, joan is perky.
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445. You're wrong. There was a
patient file attached.
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446. Where?
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447. - It was
password-protected. - No.
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448. Wilson doesn't
password-protect his patient files.
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449. I'm the only one he'd
expect ever to look there,
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450. and he knows there's only
one patient I'd want to check on.
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451. You think wilson's sick?
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452. If wilson had cancer, there'd be no reason
for him to drive three hours to manhattan.
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453. He could pull strings here and
get the best trement.
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454. Six articles by gonzalez.
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455. "Managing suicidal
thoughts in oncology patients,"
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456. "suicidal ideation in
children with leukemia."
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457. I don't want to ask this, but have you ever
had reason to think he might be depressed?
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458. No. Get out of here.
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459. Your fever's down and
your lungs are clearing.
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460. How long before this
brain thing goes away?
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461. The infection's gone, but
the damage the infection did...
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462. you'll have to live with.
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463. You're telling me you can't fix this?
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464. There's gotta be a way.
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465. We'd need to remove the damaged
area in our cingulate gyrus,
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466. buit's too close to
the brainstem to risk surgery.
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467. You can't risk it.
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468. But I could shop around, and mae some
better doctors at a better hospital—
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469. The brain stem ntrols the
body's involuntary systems.
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470. The slightest mistake could kill you.
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471. Even if you survive, you may never
be able to breathe on your own again.
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472. - You may never—
- I get it.
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473. I know this seems like a
lot to deal with right now.
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474. But people have adapted to living
with all kinds of neurologica deficits.
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475. Hey, at least we can promise you
it won't get any worse.
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476. Get the hell out of my room.
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477. Your assistant said that you were
out of the hospital, taking a walk.
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478. Is there an emergency?
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479. I don't know. Is there?
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480. You never take a walk unless you've
got something you need to think about.
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481. Maybe you just don't have a good
statistical samplin of my walks.
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482. The other thing you do when you need
to think is you come to my office.
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483. Apparently, this is something you can only
discuss with gonzalez at new york mercy.
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484. Taub.
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485. Another graduate of the house
school of being a dick.
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486. Private dick.
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487. Look, I'd love to stay for the full
inquisition, but I need some hot coffee.
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488. Of course you need hot coffee.
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489. It's 45 degrees outside, and
you left your coat upstairs.
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490. Why?
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491. You're going to tell
me why I forgot my coat?
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492. Once you get outside, thecold
would have reminded you.
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493. You could have come back, but you didn't.
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494. You chose to be uncomfortable.
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495. Why would someone choose that?
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496. Because they hate themselves?
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497. Has it ever occurred to you that when don't share
something, it might notbe meant as a challenge?
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498. It might just mean that I'd like there to beone
molecule of my life that goes unexaminedby gregory house.
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499. Nick greenwald. I hear
you're the guy in charge.
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500. I'm the patient with the disinhibition.
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501. If you're here to say
thanks, you're welcome. Now go away.
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502. Oh, I'm not thankful. I'm pissed.
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503. Oh, all the more reason to go away.
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504. They're talking about sending me home.
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505. To what? A life where I'll continually drive
away anyone who might for a second care about me?
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506. Those are the brakes.
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507. You could operate.
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508. You could die.
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509. So I'm either better or dead?
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510. I'm okay with that.
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511. I-I've always been kind
of A... an impatient guy.
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512. But I've worked hard to keep my mth shut.
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513. I've made my wife happy. I've
made my little girl happy.
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514. I want that back.
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515. Otherwise, it's no life.
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516. I want you to remove small problem.
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517. I'm not a neuro surgeon.
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518. But your boss is. You could assist.
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519. I'm sure you'd like to
add to your resume.
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520. It's too near the brain
stem. Nobody's gonna touch it.
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521. Your boss would. He's an egomaniac.
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522. I know 'cause I keep
seeing him at the club.
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523. He just needs a little push.
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524. I'm sure by now you've
kissed his ass sufficiently.
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525. Would you like me to phrase it
as "you're politically gifted"?
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526. I can do that.
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527. You want me to help you?
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528. Tell me why.
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529. - Why what?
- Why you care.
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530. The puzzle's solved. The guy's alive.
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531. And the odds of coming out of this surgery
with that same status weren't that great.
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532. My patient has a quality of life issue.
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533. He says awful things.
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534. Hardly a medical condition.
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535. When he leaves here, he's
going to lose his family.
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536. He's gonna alienate the
people he works with.
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537. And if he ever fdsa friend who's willing
to put up with his crap, he'll be lucky.
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538. Until he drives them away too.
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539. I'll see what I can do.
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540. You've apparently got this
whole coat thing backwards.
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541. I may have over reacted.
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542. You definitely overreacted.
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543. - I knew you'd meet me halfway.
- It made me think.
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544. You only snap on one
Losing people.
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545. So I went back to the intel.
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546. It's true there's only one doctor
named gonzalez at new york mercy,
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547. but there's a javier gonzalez
who's a nurse in the psych ward.
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548. And who could you
lose who'd end up there?
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549. Maybe the reason I don't always open
up to you is because it's redundant.
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550. Daniel wilson.
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551. Once you got a name, it's amazing how
much stuff you can learn on the phone.
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552. I mean, if you're a
doctor and you lie freely.
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553. They found your brother sleeping in the
lobby of an office buiing in manhattan.
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554. Got aggressive when they asked him to leave,
and e cops took him to the mercy psych ward.
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555. There have been new anti-psychotics
developed since he ran away.
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556. He's been on them for a couple of days.
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557. And by tonight, he should
be in shape to talk to me.
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558. But you're not sure if he wants to.
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559. I'll be in new york in a few
hours. I guess I'll find out.
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560. Why wouldn't you tell me this?
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561. House, you and I...
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562. we don't have the normal social contract.
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563. I don't expect you to
tell me the lies—
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564. I am fully capable of lying to you.
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565. I've lied plenty of times.
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566. I mean, collaborative lies.
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567. Giving someone a hand who maybe needs to
deceive themselves just a little.
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568. For two days I've been thinking about
how danny's gonna react when he sees me.
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569. If I said that to
anybody else, they'd say,
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570. "don't worry.It'll all be all right."
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571. You wodn't.
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572. Because it might all go horribly wrong.
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573. Yeah.
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574. Yeah, it might.
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575. In which case, you
might want some company.
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576. Your heart's beating. First hurdle past.
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577. Now we need know if you
can breathe for yourself.
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578. Oh, thank god.
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579. Now, do you know who you are?
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580. Nick green wald. Former S.O.B.
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581. Thank you.
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582. Now I can go back to my beautiful
life with my beautiful wife.
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583. Maybe she'll stop whining and cut me
some slack now that I've risked my life.
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584. Doesn't make sense.
We removed the problem.
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585. We removed the damage. Maybe
we were wrong about the problem.
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586. I need to believe we
can get through this.
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587. Temperature's 94.5
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588. Do you really think I'm stupid?
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589. Honey, you're not stupid. You'
just— please don't do this.
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590. It could be the effect of the surgery.
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591. Do you at least respect me, nick what
do you think of what I do for a living?
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592. I think people who
publice important things are people
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593. who can't do important
things themselves.
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594. Honey, stop. Don't.
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595. - Do you regret marrying me?
- 94.2
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596. - Sometimes. Everybody wonders—
- Get me a heating blanket.
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597. - Do you even love me?
- Yes.
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598. I don't know why.
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599. Aud,
wait. Let me—
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600. V-tach. Get me the paddles.
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601. Clear.
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602. Echo says his heart is structurally fine.
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603. But his temperature is still dropping.
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604. He's headed for hypothermia.
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605. I can't reach house. It
just goes to voicemail.
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606. It means we were wrong about infection.
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607. His temperature's just going up and down
because something's playing with his thermostat.
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608. Which means the brain
damage is spreading.
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609. What causes brain damage and nosebleedd
involves the lungs, heart and kidneys?
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610. Cancer? We could text him.
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611. It's not cancer normal psa, normal
blood smear, colonoscopy normal.
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612. Do a full body scan.
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613. House hates full body scans.
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614. - House isn't here.
- House is right.
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615. Everybody's got three or four meaningless
anomalies that'll come up on a scan.
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616. Chasing each one will
take time we don't have.
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617. Feel free to send him an im.
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618. You told me you saw your brother once.
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619. After he disappeared.
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620. 13 years ago.
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621. I used to go to
princeton whenever I could.
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622. I must have hit every
homeless shelter in town.
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623. And then one day,I'm just sitting
at this deli, having a sandwich,
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624. I look out the window, and there he is.
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625. He was gone by the time I got outside.
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626. That's why you wereo eager when I
told you there was a job at princeton.
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627. I thought it was just my charm.
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628. That's the team. Shouldn't you answer?
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629. They already texted me to
s they're doing something stupid.
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630. There's a small abdominal eurysm.
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631. Irrelevant. What else you got?
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632. Cyst in the pleura around the lungs.
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633. Also irrelevant. Couldn't
cause any of the sympts.
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634. There's a density in the liver.
Could be vascular malformation.
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635. If he's got multiple avms, screwed-up
blood flow would explain erything.
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636. We can only spot them with angiography.
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637. We'll have to do targeted scans with
contrast and then embolize each one.
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638. Can we do that before he freezes?
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639. We'll find out.
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640. The spell-correct on kutner's
phone has got a hair trigger.
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641. Either that, or the patient has a
cyclone in the floral of his lungs.
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642. You took a walk in 45-degree weather,
and you left your coat behind.
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643. Go ahead.
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644. I think you were punishing yourself.
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645. I think you wanted to feel what it would
be like be homeless a new jersey winter.
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646. That tells me guilt.
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647. That tells me something happened.
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648. The schizophrenia
started when he was a teenager.
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649. When he was in college.
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650. He was on meds, but he'd still think a
professor was out to get him because he got a b,
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651. or he'd fight with his
roommates because he never showered.
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652. - Where were you?
- Med school.
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653. He called me every
day. Talked for hours.
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654. I didn't have hours.
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655. Interesting.
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656. Later for that. Go on.
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657. I was tiredof being the guy that everybody
counted on, so one night, danny called—
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658. one night, danny called, crying,
upset about something.
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659. I had to study for an exam.
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660. So I-I hung up...
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661. ok my things. I went to the library so
I wouldn't have to hear the phone ring.
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662. I wonderhow that turned out.
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663. My mother called me the next day.
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664. Danny had run away and
left his meds behind.
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665. Which I knew meant that he would
never be able to choose to come back,
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666. because he'd be so detached from reality.
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667. So you made your one effort to
live a normal, selfish life,
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668. and the universe
immediately smacked you down.
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669. Anbecause we're wired to find
meaning in semi-random events,
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670. you decided never to
be that careless again.
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671. You don't think that's a little facile?
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672. Actually, I don't.
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673. I think you did it consciously.
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674. You developed your people-pleasing talents the
way an olympic athlete develops his muscles.
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675. Talk about an overreaction to
a single event.
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676. It was a pretty big event.
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677. Hanging up the phone?
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678. That's what you're blaming all this on.
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679. That's the behavior you've
been trying to correct.
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680. As though nothing else
went wrong in your brother'life.
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681. Of course, he overreacted too but...
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682. his glucose was normal.
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683. We're not talking about my
brother anymore, are we?
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684. It's house. Adms don't
explain his glucose.
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685. Since this is significant moment
in my life and all...
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686. - Yeah.
- I think I'll just go in then.
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687. - Explain that.
- Right.
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688. You'd given him steroids. His
glucose should have been elevated.
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689. That wannabe cyst you
found in the whole body scan,
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690. without the glucose, it's
an irrelevant cyst.
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691. With the glucose, it's
a relevant fibroma.
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692. He has doege-potter syndrome.
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693. His fibroma is secreting human growth hormone,
which acts like insulin, wering his glucose.
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694. It doesn't explain the
organ failure orhe brain damage.
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695. This whole thing is an overreaction.
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696. That one small fibroma.
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697. It's benign, but his
by'sacting like it's an invader.
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698. His antibodies went to war against it and
got carried away, attack his other systems.
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699. Take out the froma, he'll be a
happy hypocrite again in no time.
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700. Maybe I should call a cab.
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701. - Your wife's probably just late.
- Yeah.
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702. I'm sorry about...
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703. you know... the things I said.
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704. I have a copicuous nose.
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705. It suits your face.
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706. I'm sorry I'm late. Traffic.
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707. I have some good news.
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708. I was gonna tell you, and
then you got sick.
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709. It didn't seem like the best time.
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710. I've been offered a better position.
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711. I'd be coordinating cancer
areness walks in three cities.
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712. That's great. Congratulations.
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713. I know you've worked hard for this.
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714. Thank you.
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715. Is marika okay?
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716. I'm sure she's moved on.
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717. Kids are so resilient.
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718. You okay?
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719. I'll be seeing danny again next week.
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720. - I'd like you to meet him.
- Sure. He sounds interesting.
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721. Go on.
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722. I thought seeing him
again would change everything.
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723. It would be wonderful or terrible.
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724. Instead... we're just strangers.
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725. It's kind of anticlimactic.
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726. Which is better than terrible.
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727. Go on.
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728. Does it bother you that
whave no social contract?
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729. My whole life is one big compromise.
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730. I tiptoe around everyone like
they're made of china.
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731. I spend all my time analyzing: What
will the effect be if I say this?
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732. Then there's you.
You're a reality junkie.
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733. If I offered you a comforting lie,
you'd smack me over the head with it.
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734. Let's not change that.
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735. Kay.
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736. No, see, this— if you were
implementing the social contract,
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737. you'd say that, but only because...
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738. it makes me feel better...
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739. It is kind of fun watching
you torture yourself.
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740. - Do you think things will work out with my brother?
- No.
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741. But when it does go wrong,
it won't be your fault.
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742. Thanks, house.
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743. You doactually like monster trucks.
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