1. It's okay, Eileen.Copy !req
2. I got this.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
3. Yeah. You get home.
Thanks, Danny.Copy !req
4. See you in the morning.
- I'll be here.Copy !req
5. Food's gone, Daryl.
We're closed.Copy !req
6. You wouldn't happen to have an
extra coat in there, would you?Copy !req
7. You're wearing a coat.Copy !req
8. A winter coat, man.
It's cold.Copy !req
9. Come on.Copy !req
10. Here.Copy !req
11. Rangers?Copy !req
12. You expect me to
wear this in Jersey?Copy !req
13. Come on, man,
where's your sense of humor?Copy !req
14. Good night, Daryl.Copy !req
15. Go away.Copy !req
16. That's not funny, freak.Copy !req
17. No one is laughing,
Daniel.Copy !req
18. You doing
anything Friday?Copy !req
19. Taking a lovely young lady
to the philharmonic.Copy !req
20. That your way of saying
you're having sex with a hooker?Copy !req
21. Two. Can't create a harmonic
with just one.Copy !req
22. Well, I was hoping
you might availableCopy !req
23. for Rachel's Simchat bat.
It's a...Copy !req
24. Jewish baby-naming
ceremony,Copy !req
25. a time-honored tradition dating
all the way back to the 1960s.Copy !req
26. My house at 7:00.Copy !req
27. It'll just be the RabbiCopy !req
28. and a few friends
and some family.Copy !req
29. Nothing like welcoming a baby
into the worldCopy !req
30. with a completely naked display
of hypocrisy.Copy !req
31. There'll be plenty
of wineCopy !req
32. and nice people
you can quietly mock.Copy !req
33. Wish I could, but I already
put down a depositCopy !req
34. on 16 crates of jell-o.Copy !req
35. House...Copy !req
36. It's one evening.
I'd like you to be there.Copy !req
37. Religious hokum,
get sponge bath.Copy !req
38. Can I get back to you?Copy !req
39. Can I help you?Copy !req
40. Just browsing.Copy !req
41. Thanks.Copy !req
42. Happy to be
underachieving again?Copy !req
43. Running the E.R.
is slacker heaven.Copy !req
44. Looking for anything
in particular?Copy !req
45. Not anymore.
Where's this guy?Copy !req
46. Why?Copy !req
47. 'Cause he's
my next patient.Copy !req
48. It'd be rude of me
not to introduce myself.Copy !req
49. He's a drunk priest
who hallucinated Jesus.Copy !req
50. Afraid you might have
missed something?Copy !req
51. Afraid you're
everyone's time?Copy !req
52. It's obviously either alcohol
or exhaustion.Copy !req
53. So you admitCopy !req
54. you have no idea which?Copy !req
55. I admit that I'm too busy to
care who you're screwing with.Copy !req
56. Don't thank me.Copy !req
57. Just knowing I can be
of assistanceCopy !req
58. is thanks enough.Copy !req
59. You went out of your way
to pick him?Copy !req
60. This is nothing.Copy !req
61. There are no small cases.Copy !req
62. Any guesses
where this joke is going?Copy !req
63. Could be
psychomotor epilepsy...Copy !req
64. Could be alcohol.Copy !req
65. Shouldn't we let the E.R.
rule the obvious out—Copy !req
66. Could be atropine toxicity,
occipital lobe tumor.Copy !req
67. You know something about this
case you're not telling us?Copy !req
68. Why would you think that?Copy !req
69. 'Cause you want to screw
with us.Copy !req
70. Or screw
with a hallucinating priest.Copy !req
71. Both are possible.Copy !req
72. There's only one way
to find out.Copy !req
73. Run an E.E.G.
for epilepsy.Copy !req
74. C.T. his brain for tumors.Copy !req
75. And go check
his House of GodCopy !req
76. for toxins.Copy !req
77. Fourteen, hold up.Copy !req
78. This department is broken,Copy !req
79. And I'm not gonna take
a real caseCopy !req
80. until it's fixed.Copy !req
81. Job or relationship—
your choice.Copy !req
82. What?
- To put it in termsCopy !req
83. you might better understand,Copy !req
84. If you don't split,
you must quit.Copy !req
85. The drug trial is over.
I'm out, she's out.Copy !req
86. Don't care.
- We're adults. We can handle this.Copy !req
87. You just have to give us a chance.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
88. No, you can't.
And no, I don't.Copy !req
89. Mull it over.Copy !req
90. You got until the end
of this fake caseCopy !req
91. to decide.Copy !req
92. I wasn't drunk.Copy !req
93. I had one or two drinks.Copy !req
94. People often underestimate
alcohol's effect on their—Copy !req
95. I was on my way to six.Copy !req
96. I know how alcohol affects me.
This wasn't the alcohol.Copy !req
97. You lived in Manhattan
for three years.Copy !req
98. Then a year in Oregon,Copy !req
99. 18 months
in new Mexico,Copy !req
100. less than a year
in Wisconsin,Copy !req
101. and now you've been living
in TrentonCopy !req
102. for the last six months.Copy !req
103. Yep.Copy !req
104. The more we know about you,
the more likelyCopy !req
105. it is we can help you.Copy !req
106. Mm, it's not
medically relevant, so—Copy !req
107. No way to know unless you went
to medical school.Copy !req
108. Four years ago, a teen
in a youth group at my churchCopy !req
109. accused me of inappropriate contact.Copy !req
110. I was innocent,Copy !req
111. but the church decided
to transfer me.Copy !req
112. Said it would be easier
for all involved.Copy !req
113. When the parishionersCopy !req
114. at the new church
got windCopy !req
115. of why I'd been transferred,
they were unhappy.Copy !req
116. I was sent off again and again,Copy !req
117. and how is any of that
medically relevant?Copy !req
118. So the kid lied?Copy !req
119. He was confused.Copy !req
120. Confused whether
you molested him or not?Copy !req
121. Okay, you wanted to knowCopy !req
122. why I moved around so much
and I told you.Copy !req
123. How about telling me
why I was hallucinating?Copy !req
124. SyphilisCopy !req
125. could explain
the hallucination.Copy !req
126. I'm not sexually active.Copy !req
127. You don't have to admitCopy !req
128. you did anything with the kid.Copy !req
129. You weren't always a priest.Copy !req
130. I wanted to be since I was 12.Copy !req
131. I entered the seminary
when I was 17.Copy !req
132. Maybe it wasn't
a hallucination.Copy !req
133. Maybe it really was Jesus.Copy !req
134. I'm not insane.Copy !req
135. Seeing Jesus
makes you insane?Copy !req
136. A bit of an odd attitude
coming from a priest.Copy !req
137. Well, it's just a job now.Copy !req
138. The fairy tale
ended a long time ago.Copy !req
139. You're a wuss—
part wimp, part puss.Copy !req
140. I have no choice.
I'm part of the ceremony.Copy !req
141. I thought you were already
circumcised.Copy !req
142. It's one night for a friend.Copy !req
143. What about the friend
who has two ticketsCopy !req
144. to see Brubeck at the blue note?Copy !req
145. I thought you had an orgy planned.Copy !req
146. I lied.Copy !req
147. Are you lying
about the Brubeck tickets?Copy !req
148. Yes, but only to save you
from yourself.Copy !req
149. I'll be fine and so will Cuddy
if you don't show up.Copy !req
150. I'm surprised she even invited you.Copy !req
151. It is oddly flattering.Copy !req
152. God, I'm so sick
of his stupid stunts.Copy !req
153. Everybody has to put up
with their boss's stupid stunts.Copy !req
154. No, they don't.Copy !req
155. There's H.R. there're Cuddy.
- There's other jobs.Copy !req
156. House doesn't listen to H.R.Copy !req
157. Cuddy will let him fire us
before she fires him,Copy !req
158. and I don't want another job.Copy !req
159. Why do you cling to him?
Why do you defend him?Copy !req
160. Just because I don't want
to be unemployedCopy !req
161. doesn't mean I'm codependent.Copy !req
162. I'm not saying
you're codependent.Copy !req
163. I'm saying you're scared.Copy !req
164. You know what?Copy !req
165. You're right.Copy !req
166. So you want to quit?Copy !req
167. No, I want to stop
a stupid stunt.Copy !req
168. House doesn't want
either one of us to quit.Copy !req
169. He wants this.Copy !req
170. He's got two lab rats in a mazeCopy !req
171. and thrown in one piece of cheese.Copy !req
172. S—so what do we do?Copy !req
173. Nothing.Copy !req
174. Cool.Copy !req
175. It's cool he's a child molester?Copy !req
176. It's cool the priest
doesn't believe in God.Copy !req
177. It's cool that God did to him
what he did to the kid.Copy !req
178. Allegedly.Copy !req
179. You think he's innocent?
- He had honest eyes?Copy !req
180. And you think he's guilty,Copy !req
181. Which explains why you're dying
to discharge him.Copy !req
182. I'm dying to discharge him
because he's not sick,Copy !req
183. not because he's a pedophile.
- Allegedly.Copy !req
184. You actually believe
the kid got confused?Copy !req
185. If everybody lies,
that includes teenage boys.Copy !req
186. Aren't we lucky to have
such an interesting patient?Copy !req
187. Had—there's nothing wrong
with him.Copy !req
188. The world's most boring caseCopy !req
189. just became a page turner.Copy !req
190. You want to tear out
the last chapter?Copy !req
191. You want to examine
his character,Copy !req
192. go to a soup kitchen.Copy !req
193. We are done testing him
for things he doesn't have.Copy !req
194. Bad news
for Foreman and Thirteen.Copy !req
195. Case is over.Copy !req
196. We're not splitting up.Copy !req
197. So which one of youCopy !req
198. is taking a hike?
- And neither of us is quitting.Copy !req
199. Interesting.Copy !req
200. You were fine
with Chase and Cameron dating.Copy !req
201. You obviously don't
actually have an issue—Copy !req
202. You're fired.Copy !req
203. How long are you
gonna keep this up?Copy !req
204. We know you're not—Copy !req
205. Wrong...Copy !req
206. Again.Copy !req
207. In fact,
in the last few weeks,Copy !req
208. it's hard to remember
a correct call you made.Copy !req
209. If Chase had compromised
his professional judgmentCopy !req
210. to help Cameron,
I'd have fired his ass, too.Copy !req
211. When my mistake
blew up,Copy !req
212. you did everything to keep me
from contactingCopy !req
213. the drug company.Copy !req
214. To save your license,
not your jobCopy !req
215. and definitely not your relationship.Copy !req
216. So, badge.Copy !req
217. Fine.Copy !req
218. Why don't you see
if you can find us a real case?Copy !req
219. How can you discharge me when
you have no idea what's wrong?Copy !req
220. We know what's wrong,Copy !req
221. and now that
you've slept it off...Copy !req
222. It's not just a hallucination.Copy !req
223. I feel nauseous.Copy !req
224. My foot feels numbCopy !req
225. like it's fallen asleep.Copy !req
226. You didn't mention that before.Copy !req
227. I didn't notice it before.Copy !req
228. Are you hiding from someone?Copy !req
229. Why are you so intent
on staying here?Copy !req
230. I don't feel well.Copy !req
231. I know there's
something wrong with me.Copy !req
232. Which foot?Copy !req
233. My left.Copy !req
234. Oh, God.Copy !req
235. What the hell is that?
What is that?Copy !req
236. Your toe just fell off.Copy !req
237. Must be my lucky day.Copy !req
238. New symptom means the old
symptom was a real symptom,Copy !req
239. and I get to keep
our pederast priest after all.Copy !req
240. Where are Foreman and Thirteen?Copy !req
241. They left.Copy !req
242. Leprosy can cause necrosisCopy !req
243. and hallucination.Copy !req
244. Why would they leave?Copy !req
245. Because Foreman
doesn't work here anymore,Copy !req
246. and Thirteen is madCopy !req
247. that I fired him.Copy !req
248. Don't worry.
She'll be back.Copy !req
249. She'll be pissed off.
She'll want to take a stand.Copy !req
250. And then Foreman
will convince herCopy !req
251. that there's no reason both
of them should be out of a job.Copy !req
252. Leprosy's a bad fit.Copy !req
253. Why'd you fire Foreman?
- I gave him a choice—Copy !req
254. split or quit.Copy !req
255. He chose neither.Copy !req
256. What about ergotism?Copy !req
257. He's giving up his career
for her?Copy !req
258. He's giving up
this career for her.Copy !req
259. No, normal
white blood count.Copy !req
260. Carbon monoxide poisoning?Copy !req
261. They're good doctors.Copy !req
262. Separately, they're great doctors,Copy !req
263. better than you.Copy !req
264. Together,Copy !req
265. they're morons.Copy !req
266. Go check out the houseCopy !req
267. that they would've checked
had this been a real case.Copy !req
268. And page Thirteen.Copy !req
269. Tell her to run the blood
for C-O.Copy !req
270. And get the priest
in a hyperbaric chamberCopy !req
271. before anything else
falls off.Copy !req
272. So what are we gonna do now?Copy !req
273. I get a letter
of recommendation from CuddyCopy !req
274. and find a new job.Copy !req
275. Oh, that's it?
You're just gonna give up?Copy !req
276. House is right.Copy !req
277. Our relationshipCopy !req
278. did affect my judgment.Copy !req
279. Then I should quit.Copy !req
280. It'll be easier for meCopy !req
281. to find another job.Copy !req
282. Not like this one.Copy !req
283. We should both quit.Copy !req
284. What's that gonna accomplish?Copy !req
285. Don't worry.Copy !req
286. I'll be fine.Copy !req
287. We'll be fine.Copy !req
288. Go ahead.Copy !req
289. I'll see you tonight?Copy !req
290. I'll be home early.Copy !req
291. You really think House
is done with Foreman?Copy !req
292. If you ask me, Foreman
should be done with Thirteen.Copy !req
293. He's not gonna get a better job,Copy !req
294. Which means
he'll end up resenting herCopy !req
295. for losing this one,
which she'll end up resenting.Copy !req
296. Or the hardship'll bring 'em
closer together.Copy !req
297. She'll invite friends over
for Foreman to share.Copy !req
298. No leaks in the heater.Copy !req
299. She's not a nympho.Copy !req
300. She's bisexual,
which, by the way,Copy !req
301. means she's accustomed to
partners who don't need a mapCopy !req
302. to find the treasure.Copy !req
303. C-O poisoning might have come
from these cigarettes.Copy !req
304. Not unless he was smoking them
in a bell jar.Copy !req
305. And even if you know
where the treasure is,Copy !req
306. it can still be pretty hard
to dig it up without a shovel.Copy !req
307. You can buy a shovel.Copy !req
308. Let's see...Copy !req
309. how do I keep HouseCopy !req
310. from ruining my precious display
of religious hypocrisy?Copy !req
311. I know, I'll pressure him
to attend,Copy !req
312. knowing that he'll never agreeCopy !req
313. to anything
I actually want him to do.Copy !req
314. I didn't pressure you.
I invited you.Copy !req
315. And there's nothing hypocriticalCopy !req
316. about recognizing your heritage.Copy !req
317. So you keeping Kosher now,Copy !req
318. Wearing four-cornered garments,Copy !req
319. Slaughtering heifers to the God Ra?Copy !req
320. Wait, is that one your people?Copy !req
321. Do it all, do nothing,
or option "c"--Copy !req
322. you're a liar and a hypocrite.Copy !req
323. House...Copy !req
324. for better or for worse,
you are a part of my life.Copy !req
325. It isn't a ploy.Copy !req
326. It's a sincere invitation.Copy !req
327. I honestly want you to come.Copy !req
328. Wouldn't miss it for the world.Copy !req
329. I'm glad.Copy !req
330. You idiot.Copy !req
331. I was free and clear.Copy !req
332. Now he's coming,
and it's your fault.Copy !req
333. Since when have
your failed attemptsCopy !req
334. at communication through liesCopy !req
335. become my fault?Copy !req
336. Since you forgot
how to keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
337. You messed it up,Copy !req
338. and now you're gonna fix it.Copy !req
339. And you're gonna keep
my name out of it.Copy !req
340. How is he?Copy !req
341. Stable. Necrosis doesn't look
to be spreading.Copy !req
342. I was talking about Foreman.Copy !req
343. Is he really gonna leave?Copy !req
344. That's usually what people do
when they get fired.Copy !req
345. Why are you biting my head off?Copy !req
346. I was just wondering
what he was gonna do.Copy !req
347. You're right. I'm sorry.
It's not your fault.Copy !req
348. It's not
House's fault either.Copy !req
349. He gave you guys a chance,
you blew it.Copy !req
350. Uh, he didn't give us a chance,
he gave us an ultimatum.Copy !req
351. I would've thought five years
here would buy a mistake or two.Copy !req
352. Help me!Copy !req
353. Help me!Copy !req
354. I can't breathe!Copy !req
355. Feels like
something's on my chest!Copy !req
356. Looks like a heart attack.Copy !req
357. I assume you've heard.Copy !req
358. I can't override him.Copy !req
359. I'm not asking you
to override him.Copy !req
360. I'm asking for a letter
of recommendation.Copy !req
361. Eric,Copy !req
362. House should've fired you.Copy !req
363. You falsified medical records,Copy !req
364. Put this hospital's reputationCopy !req
365. in jeopardy.Copy !req
366. You're lucky
you still have a license.Copy !req
367. I can't get a decent position
at another hospitalCopy !req
368. without a recommendation.Copy !req
369. I'm sorry.Copy !req
370. Chest pain wasn't angina.Copy !req
371. EKG ruled out heart attack.Copy !req
372. So the good news is,Copy !req
373. he didn't have a heart attack.Copy !req
374. The bad news is,
I apparently fired the only guyCopy !req
375. who actually knows
what a heart attack looks like.Copy !req
376. So the man of GodCopy !req
377. who doesn't believe in God
had a heart attackCopy !req
378. that isn't a heart attack.Copy !req
379. Do I know how to pick
awesome cases or what?Copy !req
380. Could be a clotting disorder.Copy !req
381. Three different symptoms,
three different clots?Copy !req
382. I know.
How cool is that?Copy !req
383. You two do an angio.Copy !req
384. You don't want to work,Copy !req
385. so why don't you
just go get meCopy !req
386. A lottery ticket?Copy !req
387. The sicker he gets,
the luckier I feel.Copy !req
388. Where are you going?Copy !req
389. I've been wanting
to introduce myself.Copy !req
390. Are you really a virgin?Copy !req
391. You have to treat me.
You don't have to believe me.Copy !req
392. And before we treat you,
we have to diagnose you.Copy !req
393. Not knowing
whether we can believe youCopy !req
394. is making that difficult.Copy !req
395. Everything I've told you is true.Copy !req
396. You lost your faith
because a teenagerCopy !req
397. got confused?Copy !req
398. And the church abandoned me,
and my God forsook me,Copy !req
399. and I couldn't come up
with a reasonCopy !req
400. why God would do that.Copy !req
401. God gave the church
and the kid free will.Copy !req
402. Their exercise
of that free will hurt you.Copy !req
403. Means you're just a victimCopy !req
404. of God's gift to mankind.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
405. God wants life to have meaning.Copy !req
406. Life's meaningless
without free will.Copy !req
407. With free will,
there's always suffering.Copy !req
408. So God wants suffering.Copy !req
409. I got tired of that argumentCopy !req
410. before I even finished
saying it.Copy !req
411. And even
if I bought that,Copy !req
412. what the hell is God doing?Copy !req
413. Just the big stuff?Copy !req
414. The acts of God, the hurricanes,
the earthquakes,Copy !req
415. the random killings of millions
of innocent people.Copy !req
416. Then we better damn pray.Copy !req
417. God, I wish you weren't
a pedophile.Copy !req
418. Lungs are clean.Copy !req
419. No embolism.Copy !req
420. No pleurisy,
no pneumonia.Copy !req
421. I'm sorry.
This is gonna hurt.Copy !req
422. No, it's fine.Copy !req
423. No pain at all?Copy !req
424. No.
Why?Copy !req
425. Because there should be.Copy !req
426. You feel that?Copy !req
427. No.Copy !req
428. Regional anesthesia
is a new symptom.Copy !req
429. Not if the chest pain
is related to the numbness.Copy !req
430. It's not circulatory.Copy !req
431. It's neurological.
Run a nerve-conduction study.Copy !req
432. And be careful.Copy !req
433. If you kill him, he'll be
dancing with the dark one.Copy !req
434. Why the hell are you goingCopy !req
435. to Cuddy's baby naming?Copy !req
436. It's a religious ceremony.
It's boring.Copy !req
437. Why waste a good evening
that could be much better spentCopy !req
438. in a drunken stupor
feeling sorry for yourself?Copy !req
439. Okay.Copy !req
440. Okay?
Okay, you won't go?Copy !req
441. Okay, your obligation
to Cuddy is fulfilled.Copy !req
442. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
443. Why did Hillary conquer Everest?Copy !req
444. You always have a reason.Copy !req
445. It's usually a bad one,
but a reason.Copy !req
446. She's being childish.Copy !req
447. See, that's an example
from the bad category.Copy !req
448. Is it resentment?Copy !req
449. The stork brought home
a new baby,Copy !req
450. and you don't want
to share mommy?Copy !req
451. Or you just can't stand
to see others happy?Copy !req
452. She's trying to play me.Copy !req
453. If I let her succeed,
the terrorists win.Copy !req
454. I heard there might be
an opening in the E.R.Copy !req
455. Foreman's a neurologist.
That's not where he—Copy !req
456. I did an E.R. rotation
in Miami.Copy !req
457. If I can find another position,
I figure HouseCopy !req
458. will rehire Foreman.Copy !req
459. Don't quit.Copy !req
460. Cuddy wouldn't give Foreman
a recommendation.Copy !req
461. He's not gonna
be able to findCopy !req
462. a decent job.Copy !req
463. Foreman shouldn't leave either.Copy !req
464. You think they should split up?Copy !req
465. Office romancesCopy !req
466. are a bad idea.Copy !req
467. We beat some very long odds.Copy !req
468. Wow, why don't you save
the gushy stuff for the wedding?Copy !req
469. House is playing with you.Copy !req
470. If you let him get away
with it,Copy !req
471. he's not gonna respect
you anyway.Copy !req
472. Or House is helping you.Copy !req
473. He knows it probably
won't work out.Copy !req
474. And he's actually
doing you a favor.Copy !req
475. Yeah, that sounds
a lot more like House.Copy !req
476. I know they're looking
for someone at Mercy.Copy !req
477. I'll make a call.Copy !req
478. Your boss always like that?Copy !req
479. Usually worse.Copy !req
480. Finding a fellow atheist
always makes his day.Copy !req
481. Think it's possible
maybe God's testing your faith?Copy !req
482. No, I already failed.Copy !req
483. There'd be no point
in what he's doing to me now.Copy !req
484. Got something.Copy !req
485. Looks like intercostal neuralgia.Copy !req
486. What's that?Copy !req
487. Something's traumatizing
one of the nervesCopy !req
488. that runs along your ribs.Copy !req
489. Explains the chest pain
and numbness.Copy !req
490. Could also cause
muscle atrophy.Copy !req
491. Does it do
anything to the eyes?Copy !req
492. Why?
What's wrong?Copy !req
493. Are you seeing Jesus again?Copy !req
494. I'm seeing nothing.
My right eye went blind.Copy !req
495. Ophthalmological exam's normal.Copy !req
496. Nothing structurally wrong
with the eye.Copy !req
497. His heart rate's down.Copy !req
498. Sensory loss is becoming
more diffuse,Copy !req
499. progressive muscle weakness—
he's shutting down.Copy !req
500. It's got to be
something systemic,Copy !req
501. like autoimmune.Copy !req
502. CSF was clear
for Guillain-Barre.Copy !req
503. Cancer?Copy !req
504. Imaging studiesCopy !req
505. Have been clear
for tumors.Copy !req
506. Then that leaves infection.Copy !req
507. He'd be brimming
with white blood cells.Copy !req
508. Or we are
at the backstage doorCopy !req
509. of a Duran Duran concert.Copy !req
510. Hundreds of screaming girlsCopy !req
511. clustered around.Copy !req
512. What does that mean?Copy !req
513. That girls like rock bands.Copy !req
514. The presence of the fansCopy !req
515. indicates the presence
of the band.Copy !req
516. Different night—Copy !req
517. same band, same door.Copy !req
518. Now there's not a girl in sight.
What does that mean?Copy !req
519. Sorry, I don't speak hair band.Copy !req
520. They weren't a hair band.
They were new romantics.Copy !req
521. The band already left?Copy !req
522. Nope, the band's still there,Copy !req
523. still rocking out.Copy !req
524. The absence of the fansCopy !req
525. not indicate the absence of the band?Copy !req
526. When it's 2009.Copy !req
527. There aren't
any Duran Duran fans.Copy !req
528. They don't make them anymore.Copy !req
529. If there's< no infection,Copy !req
530. it's because there aren't
any fans, no white cells.Copy !req
531. You think his spleen?Copy !req
532. Why do I bother
with these great metaphorsCopy !req
533. if I still have
to spell it out?Copy !req
534. Yes, I think it's his spleen.
Go get a biopsy.Copy !req
535. I'll try to get
New Moon on MondayCopy !req
536. out of my head.Copy !req
537. Why are you talking this time?Copy !req
538. If I quit,
will you rehire Foreman?Copy !req
539. Why?Copy !req
540. He can't find another job.Copy !req
541. I can.Copy !req
542. And you're willing to make
that sacrifice for him?Copy !req
543. Yes.Copy !req
544. Does Foreman know about this plan?Copy !req
545. Yes.Copy !req
546. Well, if he's okay with it,
who am I to say no?Copy !req
547. Hold still.Copy !req
548. Mm.Copy !req
549. You think it's my spleen?Copy !req
550. That's what they're testing.Copy !req
551. So if I happen to cure you,Copy !req
552. what happens then?Copy !req
553. You start thinking that God
was working through me?Copy !req
554. This is some sort of miracle?Copy !req
555. Do you think I'm an idiot?Copy !req
556. That's what I'm testing.Copy !req
557. Losing my faith
wasn't a choice I made.Copy !req
558. It happened.Copy !req
559. It's gone for good.Copy !req
560. But if it can
magically disappear,Copy !req
561. it can magically reappear,Copy !req
562. And that's what you're hoping.Copy !req
563. Your job...
- Sucks.Copy !req
564. That's my point.Copy !req
565. You can make more money
frapping decafs,Copy !req
566. and yet you're still ministering
to the meek.Copy !req
567. Why do the Lord's work if
the Lord has left the building?Copy !req
568. I've been with the church
my entire adult life.Copy !req
569. It's my only marketable skill.Copy !req
570. I detect the stink
of leftover faith.Copy !req
571. You want to talk hypocrisy,
what about you?Copy !req
572. You act like you don't care
about anyone,Copy !req
573. but here you areCopy !req
574. Saving lives.Copy !req
575. Solving puzzles.Copy !req
576. Saving lives
is just collateral damage.Copy !req
577. Yeah, nice try.Copy !req
578. I don't think you're lookingCopy !req
579. for somebody
to prove you right.Copy !req
580. I think you're looking
for somebody to prove you wrong,Copy !req
581. to give you hope.Copy !req
582. You want to believe,
don't you?Copy !req
583. Yeah, I want to walk outCopy !req
584. and find myself
in a forest of whore trees,Copy !req
585. but I don't think
it's a good ideaCopy !req
586. to tell people
to go fornicate with fruit.Copy !req
587. Hey, I was just talking
about you...Copy !req
588. not you specifically—
whores and hypocrisy.Copy !req
589. You were right.Copy !req
590. I don't want you there.Copy !req
591. It's a special occasion
filled with love and acceptance,Copy !req
592. and the last thing I needCopy !req
593. is someone there who's filled
with loathing and contempt.Copy !req
594. Okay.Copy !req
595. That's it?Copy !req
596. You're really not coming?Copy !req
597. I'm really not coming.Copy !req
598. Thank you.Copy !req
599. You're welcome.Copy !req
600. Gosh, I feel so grown up.Copy !req
601. He's obviously
just jerking you around,Copy !req
602. wants to see
if you're serious.Copy !req
603. If you just
stick it out,Copy !req
604. I think he'll bring
Foreman back.Copy !req
605. I don't,
and even if I'm wrong,Copy !req
606. I think you
should still split up.Copy !req
607. It's just a matter of time
before one of youCopy !req
608. finds the other in bed
with another woman.Copy !req
609. This coming
from the relationship expert.Copy !req
610. 12 years and counting.Copy !req
611. Hey, if you can make it
that long, then anyone can.Copy !req
612. Funny how the two people
in the roomCopy !req
613. Who think relationships are easy
are both single.Copy !req
614. I don't think they're easy.Copy !req
615. That's why I think if you find
something that could be good,Copy !req
616. you should hang on to it.Copy !req
617. Everything could be good.Copy !req
618. Very little ever is.Copy !req
619. His spleen is fine,Copy !req
620. just some
insignificant tracesCopy !req
621. of minor bugs.Copy !req
622. Nothing
that'd make him sick.Copy !req
623. Which minor bugs?Copy !req
624. Why do people suddenly find
religion when they have kids?Copy !req
625. Fear of the unknown.Copy !req
626. Cornerstone of faith.Copy !req
627. I think it makes perfect sense.Copy !req
628. So it makes sense
because it doesn't make sense.Copy !req
629. The fact that you're railing
about itCopy !req
630. doesn't make a lot of sense.Copy !req
631. You really got a thing
for your boss, huh?Copy !req
632. I've got a thing
for my boss's thing.Copy !req
633. She doesn't have
a thing...Copy !req
634. per se.Copy !req
635. I'm big on metaphors.Copy !req
636. What about you?Copy !req
637. 29 years of celibacy.Copy !req
638. What's holding
you back now?Copy !req
639. Who wants a relationship
with a priest?Copy !req
640. Who wants a relationship?Copy !req
641. House?Copy !req
642. It's the holy water.Copy !req
643. We assumed
if it was an infection,Copy !req
644. it had to be
something big and nasty.Copy !req
645. But he has pneumocystis,Copy !req
646. a harmless bug that's everywhere
and never makes anyone sick,Copy !req
647. unless they have
a compromised immune system.Copy !req
648. So father Nietzsche
has AIDS.Copy !req
649. Impossible.Copy !req
650. I've never had
a blood transfusion.Copy !req
651. I've never done I.V. drugs.
I've never had sex.Copy !req
652. So prove it.
Have an AIDS test.Copy !req
653. No.Copy !req
654. I know I don't have AIDS.Copy !req
655. We can't treat you
until we know what it is.Copy !req
656. A negative result proves nothing.Copy !req
657. On the off chance
it's a false positive,Copy !req
658. I permanently lose
any credibilityCopy !req
659. I have left.
- I'd say you just lost that.Copy !req
660. I'd say I lost that
with you a long time ago.Copy !req
661. We should startCopy !req
662. Treatment for AIDS.
We need to be sure.Copy !req
663. The antiretroviralsCopy !req
664. could fry his heart,
his liver, his kidneys.Copy !req
665. I'm willing to take that chance.
- Big of you.Copy !req
666. I'm more worried
about the kid he molested.Copy !req
667. We should be finding him
and getting him tested.Copy !req
668. You don't think he already got tested?
- Maybe he did, maybe he didn't,Copy !req
669. but that's a chance
I'm not willing to take.Copy !req
670. Legally, we can't informCopy !req
671. sexual partners about STDs.Copy !req
672. This isn't some middle-aged
barfly who likes it bareback.Copy !req
673. This is an innocent kid
who was molested.Copy !req
674. You just want to rub
the priest's face in it,Copy !req
675. get him transferred again.Copy !req
676. Yeah, heaven forbid
a diddler has job issues.Copy !req
677. And you get brought up
on charges.Copy !req
678. I've lost enough doctors
this week.Copy !req
679. Treat him for AIDS.Copy !req
680. I found a job.Copy !req
681. I didn't know you were looking.Copy !req
682. Eggers at Mercy
says I can start Monday.Copy !req
683. Why would you—Copy !req
684. House says if I go,
you can come back.Copy !req
685. It's been less than two days.Copy !req
686. Give up on me that fast?
You get a job behind my back?Copy !req
687. You're acting
like I'm cheating on you.Copy !req
688. I said I would handle this.Copy !req
689. House knew you'd be like this.Copy !req
690. Wow.Copy !req
691. I guess House knows me
better than you do.Copy !req
692. Too bad I don't go both ways.Copy !req
693. Good night.Copy !req
694. Don't you hate when theyCopy !req
695. Put the mushrooms
underneath the cheese?Copy !req
696. Your attendance
is validating her hypocrisy.Copy !req
697. If she invited youCopy !req
698. to a ceremonial lynching,
would you go?Copy !req
699. It would depend
on what she was serving.Copy !req
700. Everyone's a hypocrite.Copy !req
701. Why are you suddenly so obsessed
with Cuddy's particular brand?Copy !req
702. Just making conversation.Copy !req
703. Would you ratherCopy !req
704. we go back to talking
about mushrooms and cheese?Copy !req
705. You're the hypocrite!Copy !req
706. You want to go!Copy !req
707. You don't resent this baby.
You want to be a part of it.Copy !req
708. Yes, but not
until her 16th birthday...Copy !req
709. in some states.Copy !req
710. This is ridiculous.
You two deserve each other.Copy !req
711. If you want to go,Copy !req
712. Just go and act
like a human being.Copy !req
713. Wow, solid advice,Copy !req
714. except for two things.Copy !req
715. I'm acting
like I don't want to goCopy !req
716. because I don't want
to go, and...Copy !req
717. I am incapableCopy !req
718. of acting like a human being.Copy !req
719. Ryan?Copy !req
720. Yeah.Copy !req
721. I'm Dr. Chris Taub.
Can we talk?Copy !req
722. Yeah.
What's wrong?Copy !req
723. Uh, in private?Copy !req
724. Nobody's listening to us here.Copy !req
725. Um, I work at
Princeton Plainsboro Hospital.Copy !req
726. I have some news
about Father Daniel Bresson.Copy !req
727. What about him?Copy !req
728. Uh, we believe he has AIDS.Copy !req
729. Okay, so?Copy !req
730. Well...Copy !req
731. Uh, given the incident
four years ago,Copy !req
732. I think you should be tested,Copy !req
733. Unless you've already done so.Copy !req
734. How sick is he?Copy !req
735. Very.Copy !req
736. Okay.
Well, um, thanks.Copy !req
737. Have you been tested?Copy !req
738. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
739. And?Copy !req
740. And it really isn't any
of your business.Copy !req
741. I want my job back.Copy !req
742. Love,Copy !req
743. sacrifice, deception,Copy !req
744. and now betrayal.Copy !req
745. This is better
than a telenovela.Copy !req
746. What's going on?Copy !req
747. Well...Copy !req
748. Either Foreman is here,
as the two of you discussed,Copy !req
749. to beg for his job backCopy !req
750. in exchange for me dumping you,Copy !req
751. or...Copy !req
752. nothing.Copy !req
753. You're trying to get me fired?Copy !req
754. I'm suggesting you quitCopy !req
755. and I stay, which is exactly
what you suggested last night.Copy !req
756. I told Eggers I didn't want the job.Copy !req
757. Find another one.Copy !req
758. Only took you eight hours
to find that one.Copy !req
759. The point is,Copy !req
760. why didn't you tell me
you were doing this?Copy !req
761. Why are you here without me?Copy !req
762. You're overreacting.Copy !req
763. We'll talk about this later.
- Oh, that's what this is about.Copy !req
764. It's about you taking control.Copy !req
765. It's about you not being able
to handle me saving your ass.Copy !req
766. And you're not
being controlling right now?Copy !req
767. Yeah!Copy !req
768. Who's the controlling bitch now?Copy !req
769. House, shut up.Copy !req
770. You never wanted to take
that other job.Copy !req
771. You never wanted to save me.Copy !req
772. You wanted to offer to save me
so you wouldn't feel guilty.Copy !req
773. You knew I'd say no.Copy !req
774. That's why you're so mad
right now.Copy !req
775. You're an idiot.Copy !req
776. Well, either you can go after
her and try and patch things up,Copy !req
777. or you blow her off
and take your old job back.Copy !req
778. Welcome back.Copy !req
779. AIDS meds aren't gonna work.Copy !req
780. If you'd let us do a test,
we could stop treating you,Copy !req
781. or you could stop lying.Copy !req
782. I know the feeling.Copy !req
783. BP's climbing.
You feeling okay?Copy !req
784. No, I feel flushed.Copy !req
785. Ah, I'm burning
all over.Copy !req
786. Ah, my chest.Copy !req
787. Ah.Copy !req
788. It's not a new symptom.Copy !req
789. It's just a reaction
to the AIDS meds.Copy !req
790. He reacted by getting worse.
Means it's not AIDS.Copy !req
791. So went Satan forth
from the presence of the LordCopy !req
792. and smote Job sore with boils.Copy !req
793. You think it's hyper-IGE syndrome?Copy !req
794. I prefer the colloquial term
"Job syndrome."Copy !req
795. Explains the symptom and my quote.Copy !req
796. That's the first thing I checked.Copy !req
797. VELs are normal.Copy !req
798. Could be some other genetic disorder.Copy !req
799. Cerebral microtumors
could explain the blindnessCopy !req
800. and the hallucinations.Copy !req
801. We didn't find any tumors.Copy !req
802. That's why
I didn't say "tumors."Copy !req
803. I said "microtumors."Copy !req
804. So your explanation
doesn't dependCopy !req
805. on us being major morons,
just morons?Copy !req
806. We should start genetic testing.Copy !req
807. It takes too long.Copy !req
808. So we start treatment.Copy !req
809. Treatment is surgery.Copy !req
810. We can't open him up
without confirmation.Copy !req
811. So your position is we can't
test and we can't treat?Copy !req
812. My position is you're wrong.Copy !req
813. This isn't gonna work.Copy !req
814. Are you kidding?
I've never felt more alive.Copy !req
815. Conflict breeds creativity.
Go run the genetic tests.Copy !req
816. On it.Copy !req
817. So now you don't think
I have AIDS?Copy !req
818. I still think it's AIDS.Copy !req
819. On the off chance it isn't,
we're pursuing other avenues.Copy !req
820. Ryan.Copy !req
821. He's, um...Copy !req
822. He's dying?Copy !req
823. Uh, we don't know
what's wrong with him.Copy !req
824. Can I speak to him?
- I don't think that's a good idea.Copy !req
825. Ryan?Copy !req
826. Uh...Copy !req
827. Um, why don't I get you—Copy !req
828. Come on, Ryan, now's not a good ti—Copy !req
829. I'm sorry...Copy !req
830. For everything.Copy !req
831. I'm sorry.Copy !req
832. I know.Copy !req
833. I know.Copy !req
834. Any second thoughts about Cuddy?Copy !req
835. Nope.Copy !req
836. But please, feel free
to blather on.Copy !req
837. Raising a child
on her own is scary.Copy !req
838. She's just doingCopy !req
839. what you do,
what everyone does—Copy !req
840. trying to avoid pain.Copy !req
841. Religion is not the opiate
of the masses.Copy !req
842. Religion is the placebo
of the masses.Copy !req
843. If you're saying
she's not a hypocrite—Copy !req
844. I'm not.Copy !req
845. I'm trying to give you
a rational reasonCopy !req
846. to overlook her hypocrisyCopy !req
847. so you don't feel
like a hypocrite for going.Copy !req
848. Oh, sorry.
Continue.Copy !req
849. Okay, even if
an absolute truth exists,Copy !req
850. we can't know all of it,Copy !req
851. and you can't condemn herCopy !req
852. for recognizing that.Copy !req
853. Are you eliminating symptoms?Copy !req
854. We can know everything.Copy !req
855. This is medicine,
not metaphysics.Copy !req
856. Truth is truth.Copy !req
857. It fits.Copy !req
858. It doesn't fit.Copy !req
859. You can't eliminate a symptom.Copy !req
860. I can if it's not a symptom.Copy !req
861. Well, what is it?Copy !req
862. Not a symptom.Copy !req
863. You're not gonna die.Copy !req
864. You have Wiskott-Aldrich syndrome.Copy !req
865. It impairs your immune system,Copy !req
866. Makes you susceptible
to all the AIDS stuffCopy !req
867. Without actually having AIDS.Copy !req
868. And you didn't catch it.
You were born with it.Copy !req
869. Another gift from God.Copy !req
870. You sure?Copy !req
871. Genetic testCopy !req
872. should confirm it, but it
explains all your symptoms—Copy !req
873. toe, chest, eyes, skin.Copy !req
874. What about my hallucination?Copy !req
875. Scotch explains that.Copy !req
876. But that was just a coincidence.Copy !req
877. Coincidences do happen.Copy !req
878. That coincidence is what brought
me to you in the first place.Copy !req
879. You promised
you wouldn't go there.Copy !req
880. Einstein said,Copy !req
881. "coincidence is God's way
of remaining anonymous."Copy !req
882. A woman in Florida said,Copy !req
883. "Look, Jesus
is on my cheese sandwich."Copy !req
884. You didn't even want
to take my case.Copy !req
885. You didn't even think
I was sick.Copy !req
886. The fact that I was wrongCopy !req
887. is not a proof of God.Copy !req
888. I'm just trying to understandCopy !req
889. how my life could completely
turn around in a single day.Copy !req
890. Don't worry.Copy !req
891. Your life will go
back to sucking soon enough.Copy !req
892. Everything that happened to you
can be rationally explained.Copy !req
893. I know.Copy !req
894. It's just...Copy !req
895. That's a lot of coincidences.Copy !req
896. House was right about the priest.Copy !req
897. Genetic test confirmed
it was Wiskott-Aldrich.Copy !req
898. And I would've discharged him.Copy !req
899. Everybody would've
discharged him, House included.Copy !req
900. He only took that case
as a stall.Copy !req
901. And yet it was a real case,
and he solved it.Copy !req
902. But by violating
his own principlesCopy !req
903. and ignoring the admitting symptoms.Copy !req
904. Still he somehow got away with it.Copy !req
905. Saved another life.Copy !req
906. You want him there tonight.Copy !req
907. You should tell him.Copy !req
908. It's—it's cold out there.Copy !req
909. At least you have shoes
that cover your toes.Copy !req
910. So it's tonight?Copy !req
911. Yep.Copy !req
912. Bad weather for it, huh?Copy !req
913. Maybe you'll get lucky.Copy !req
914. Maybe your sister will decideCopy !req
915. The roads are too dangerous
to drive on.Copy !req
916. Fingers crossed.Copy !req
917. Have fun.Copy !req