1. It's okay, Eileen.
I got this.Copy !req
2. - Are you sure?
- Yeah. You get home.Copy !req
3. Thanks, Danny.
See you in the morning.Copy !req
4. I'll be here.Copy !req
5. Food's gone, Daryl.
We're closed.Copy !req
6. You wouldn't happen to have an
extra coat in there, would you?Copy !req
7. - You're wearing a coat.
- A winter coat, man. It's cold.Copy !req
8. Come on.Copy !req
9. Here.Copy !req
10. Rangers?Copy !req
11. You expect me to
wear this in Jersey?Copy !req
12. Come on, man,
where's your sense of humor?Copy !req
13. Good night, Daryl.Copy !req
14. Go away.Copy !req
15. That's not funny, freak.Copy !req
16. No one is laughing, Daniel.Copy !req
17. You doing anything Friday?Copy !req
18. Taking a lovely young lady
to the philharmonic.Copy !req
19. That your way of saying
you're having sex with a hooker?Copy !req
20. Two. Can't create a harmonic
with just one.Copy !req
21. Well, I was hoping you might available
for Rachel's Simchat bat. It's a...Copy !req
22. Jewish baby-naming ceremony,Copy !req
23. a time-honored tradition dating
all the way back to the 1960s.Copy !req
24. My house at 7:00.Copy !req
25. It'll just be the Rabbi
and a few friends and some family.Copy !req
26. Nothing like welcoming
a baby into the worldCopy !req
27. with a completely naked
display of hypocrisy.Copy !req
28. There'll be plenty of wineCopy !req
29. and nice people
you can quietly mock.Copy !req
30. Wish I could, but I already
put down a depositCopy !req
31. on 16 crates of jell-o.Copy !req
32. It's one evening.
I'd like you to be there.Copy !req
33. Religious hokum, get sponge bath.Copy !req
34. Can I get back to you?Copy !req
35. Can I help you?Copy !req
36. Just browsing. Thanks.Copy !req
37. Happy to be underachieving again?Copy !req
38. Running the E.R.
is slacker heaven.Copy !req
39. - Looking for anything in particular?
- Not anymore.Copy !req
40. - Where's this guy?
- Why?Copy !req
41. 'Cause he's my next patient.Copy !req
42. - Afraid you might've missed something?
- Afraid you're everyone's time?Copy !req
43. It's obviously either alcohol
or exhaustion.Copy !req
44. So you admit you have no idea which?Copy !req
45. I admit that I'm too busy to
care who you're screwing with.Copy !req
46. Don't thank me. Just knowing
I can be of assistance is thanks enough.Copy !req
47. You went out of your way
to pick him?Copy !req
48. - This is nothing.
- There are no small cases.Copy !req
49. Any guesses
where this joke is going?Copy !req
50. - Could be psychomotor epilepsy...
- Could be alcohol.Copy !req
51. Shouldn't we let the E.R.
rule the obvious out...Copy !req
52. Could be atropine toxicity,
occipital lobe tumor.Copy !req
53. You're not telling us something
about this case?Copy !req
54. - Why would you think that?
- 'Cause you want to screw with us.Copy !req
55. Or screw with
a hallucinating priest.Copy !req
56. Both are possible.
There's only one way to find out.Copy !req
57. Run an E.E.G. for epilepsy.
C.T. his brain for tumors.Copy !req
58. Go check his House of God
for toxins.Copy !req
59. Fourteen, hold up.Copy !req
60. This department is broken,Copy !req
61. And I'm not gonna take a real case
until it's fixed.Copy !req
62. Job or relationship... your choice.Copy !req
63. What?Copy !req
64. To put it in terms
you might better understand,Copy !req
65. If you don't split, you must quit.Copy !req
66. The drug trial is over.
I'm out, she's out.Copy !req
67. - Don't care.
- We're adults. We can handle this.Copy !req
68. - You just have to give us a chance.
- No, you're not. No, you can't.Copy !req
69. And no, I don't.Copy !req
70. Mull it over. You got until
the end of this fake case to decide.Copy !req
71. I wasn't drunk.Copy !req
72. I had one or two drinks.Copy !req
73. People often underestimate
alcohol's effect on their...Copy !req
74. I was on my way to six.Copy !req
75. I know how alcohol affects me.
This wasn't the alcohol.Copy !req
76. You lived in Manhattan for 3 years.Copy !req
77. Then a year in Oregon,
18 months in new Mexico,Copy !req
78. less than a year in Wisconsin,
and now you've been living in TrentonCopy !req
79. for the last 6 months.Copy !req
80. Yep.Copy !req
81. The more we know about you,
the more likely it is we can help you.Copy !req
82. It's not medically relevant, so...Copy !req
83. No way to know unless
you went to medical school.Copy !req
84. Four years ago, a teen
in a youth group at my churchCopy !req
85. accused me of inappropriate contact.Copy !req
86. I was innocent,
but the church decided to transfer me.Copy !req
87. Said it would be easier
for all involved.Copy !req
88. When the parishioners
at the new church got wind of whyCopy !req
89. I'd been transferred, they were...Copy !req
90. unhappyCopy !req
91. I was sent off again and again,Copy !req
92. and how is any of that
medically relevant?Copy !req
93. So the kid lied?Copy !req
94. He was confused.Copy !req
95. Confused whether
you molested him or not?Copy !req
96. Okay, you wanted to know why
I moved around so much and I told you.Copy !req
97. How about telling me
why I was hallucinating?Copy !req
98. Syphilis could explain
the hallucination.Copy !req
99. I'm not sexually active.Copy !req
100. You don't have to admit
you did anything with the kid.Copy !req
101. - You weren't always a priest.
- I wanted to be since I was 12.Copy !req
102. I entered the seminary
when I was 17.Copy !req
103. Maybe it wasn't a hallucination.
Maybe it really was Jesus.Copy !req
104. - I'm not insane.
- Seeing Jesus makes you insane?Copy !req
105. A bit of an odd attitude
coming from a priest.Copy !req
106. Well, it's just a job now.
The fairy tale ended a long time ago.Copy !req
107. You're a wuss, part wimp, part puss.Copy !req
108. I have no choice.
I'm part of the ceremony.Copy !req
109. I thought you were
already circumcised.Copy !req
110. It's one night for a friend.Copy !req
111. What about the friend
who has two ticketsCopy !req
112. to see Brubeck at the blue note?Copy !req
113. - I thought you had an orgy planned.
- I lied.Copy !req
114. Are you lying about the tickets?Copy !req
115. Yes, but only to save you
from yourself.Copy !req
116. I'll be fine and so will Cuddy
if you don't show up.Copy !req
117. I'm surprised she even invited you.Copy !req
118. It is oddly flattering.Copy !req
119. God, I'm so sick
of his stupid stunts.Copy !req
120. Everybody has to put up
with their boss's stupid stunts.Copy !req
121. No, they don't. There's H.R.,
there's Cuddy, there's other jobs.Copy !req
122. House doesn't listen to H.R.Copy !req
123. Cuddy will let him fire us
before she fires him, andCopy !req
124. I don't want another job.Copy !req
125. Why do you cling to him?
Why do you defend him?Copy !req
126. Because I don't want to be unemployed
doesn't mean I'm codependent.Copy !req
127. I'm not saying you're codependent.
I'm saying you're scared.Copy !req
128. You know what?Copy !req
129. You're right.Copy !req
130. - So you want to quit?
- No,Copy !req
131. No, I want to stop a stupid stunt.Copy !req
132. House doesn't want either
one of us to quit. He wants this.Copy !req
133. He's got two lab rats in a maze
and thrown in one piece of cheese.Copy !req
134. So what do we do?Copy !req
135. Nothing.Copy !req
136. - Cool.
- It's cool he's a child molester?Copy !req
137. It's cool the priest
doesn't believe in God.Copy !req
138. It's cool that God did to him
what he did to the kid.Copy !req
139. Allegedly.Copy !req
140. - You think he's innocent?
- He had honest eyes?Copy !req
141. You think he's guilty, which explains
why you're dying to discharge him.Copy !req
142. I'm dying discharge him`cause he's
not sick, not `cause he's a pedophile.Copy !req
143. - Allegedly.
- You believe the kid got confused?Copy !req
144. If everybody lies,
that includes teenage boys.Copy !req
145. Aren't we lucky to have
such an interesting patient?Copy !req
146. Had, there's nothing wrong with him.Copy !req
147. The world's most boring case
just became a page turner.Copy !req
148. - You want to tear out the last chapter?
- You want to examine his character,Copy !req
149. go to a soup kitchen.
We are done testing himCopy !req
150. for things he doesn't have.Copy !req
151. Bad news for Foreman and Thirteen.Copy !req
152. - Case is over.
- We're not splitting up.Copy !req
153. - So which one of you is taking a hike?
- And neither of us is quitting.Copy !req
154. Interesting.Copy !req
155. You were fine
with Chase and Cameron dating.Copy !req
156. - You obviously don't actually have...
- You're fired.Copy !req
157. How long are you gonna keep this up?
We know you're...Copy !req
158. Wrong...Copy !req
159. Again.Copy !req
160. In the last few weeks, it's hard
to remember a correct call you made.Copy !req
161. If Chase had compromised
his professional judgmentCopy !req
162. to help Cameron,
I'd have fired his ass, too.Copy !req
163. When my mistake blew up, you did
everything to keep me from contactingCopy !req
164. - the drug company.
- To save your license, not your jobCopy !req
165. and definitely not
your relationship.Copy !req
166. So, badge.Copy !req
167. Fine.Copy !req
168. Why don't you see
if you can find us a real case?Copy !req
169. How can you discharge me when
you have no idea what's wrong?Copy !req
170. We know what's wrong,
and now that you've slept it off...Copy !req
171. It's not just a hallucination.
I feel nauseous.Copy !req
172. My foot feels numb
like it's fallen asleep.Copy !req
173. - You didn't mention that before.
- I didn't notice it before.Copy !req
174. Are you hiding from someone?
Why are you so intent on staying here?Copy !req
175. I don't feel well. I know there's
something wrong with me.Copy !req
176. Which foot?Copy !req
177. My left.Copy !req
178. Oh, God.Copy !req
179. What the hell is that?
What is that?Copy !req
180. Your toe just fell off.Copy !req
181. Must be my lucky day.Copy !req
182. New symptom means the old
symptom was a real symptom,Copy !req
183. and I get to keep
our pederast priest after all.Copy !req
184. - Where are Foreman and Thirteen?
- They left.Copy !req
185. Leprosy can cause necrosis
and hallucination.Copy !req
186. - Why would they leave?
- Because ForemanCopy !req
187. doesn't work here anymore,
and ThirteenCopy !req
188. is mad that I fired him.Copy !req
189. Don't worry. She'll be back.Copy !req
190. She'll be pissed off.
She'll want to take a stand.Copy !req
191. And he will convince herCopy !req
192. that there's no reason both
of them should be out of a job.Copy !req
193. Leprosy's a bad fit.Copy !req
194. - Why'd you fire Foreman?
- I gave him a choice, split or quit.Copy !req
195. He chose neither.Copy !req
196. - What about ergotism?
- He's giving up his career for her?Copy !req
197. He's giving up this career for her.Copy !req
198. No, normal white blood count.
Carbon monoxide poisoning?Copy !req
199. - They're good doctors.
- Separately, they're great doctors,Copy !req
200. better than you.Copy !req
201. Together, they're morons.Copy !req
202. Check out the house that they would've
checked had this been a real case.Copy !req
203. And page Thirteen. Tell her
to run the blood for C-O.Copy !req
204. Get the priest in a hyperbaric chamber
before anything else falls off.Copy !req
205. So what are we gonna do now?Copy !req
206. I get a letter of recommendation
from Cuddy and find a new job.Copy !req
207. Oh, that's it?
You're just gonna give up?Copy !req
208. House is right.Copy !req
209. Our relationship
did affect my judgment.Copy !req
210. Then I should quit.Copy !req
211. It'll be easier for me
to find another job.Copy !req
212. Not like this one.Copy !req
213. - We should both quit.
- What's that gonna accomplish?Copy !req
214. Don't worry.Copy !req
215. I'll be fine.Copy !req
216. We'll be fine.Copy !req
217. Go ahead.Copy !req
218. I'll see you tonight?Copy !req
219. I'll be home early.Copy !req
220. You really think House
is done with Foreman?Copy !req
221. If you ask me, Foreman
should be done with Thirteen.Copy !req
222. He's not gonna get a better job,
Which means he'll end up resenting herCopy !req
223. for losing this one,
which she'll end up resenting.Copy !req
224. Or the hardship'll bring 'em
closer together.Copy !req
225. She'll invite friends over
for Foreman to share.Copy !req
226. - No leaks in the heater.
- She's not a nympho.Copy !req
227. She's bisexual,
which, by the way, meansCopy !req
228. she's accustomed to partners who don't
need a map to find the treasure.Copy !req
229. C-O poisoning might have come
from these cigarettes.Copy !req
230. Not unless he was smoking them
in a bell jar.Copy !req
231. Even if you know where the treasure is,
it can still be pretty hardCopy !req
232. - to dig it up without a shovel.
- You can buy a shovel.Copy !req
233. Let's see...Copy !req
234. how do I keep House from ruiningCopy !req
235. my precious display
of religious hypocrisy?Copy !req
236. I know, I'll pressure him to attend,Copy !req
237. knowing that he'll never agree
to anything I actually want him to do.Copy !req
238. I didn't pressure you.
I invited you.Copy !req
239. And there's nothing hypocritical
about recognizing your heritage.Copy !req
240. So you keeping kosher now,Copy !req
241. wearing four-cornered garments,
slaughtering heifers to the God Ra?Copy !req
242. Wait, is that one your people?Copy !req
243. Do it all, do nothing, or option "c":
you're a liar and a hypocrite.Copy !req
244. For better or for worse,
you are a part of my life.Copy !req
245. It isn't a ploy.Copy !req
246. It's a sincere invitation.
I honestly want you to come.Copy !req
247. Wouldn't miss it for the world.Copy !req
248. I'm glad.Copy !req
249. You idiot.Copy !req
250. I was free and clear.
Now he's coming, and it's your fault.Copy !req
251. Since when have your failed attemptsCopy !req
252. at communication through lies
become my fault?Copy !req
253. Since you forgot
how to keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
254. You messed it up,
and now you're gonna fix it.Copy !req
255. And you're gonna keep
my name out of it.Copy !req
256. How is he?Copy !req
257. Stable. Necrosis doesn't look
to be spreading.Copy !req
258. I was talking about Foreman.
Is he really gonna leave?Copy !req
259. That'swhat people do
when they get fired.Copy !req
260. Why are you biting my head off?
I was asking what he was gonna do.Copy !req
261. You're right. I'm sorry.
It's not your fault.Copy !req
262. It's not House's fault either.
He gave you a chance, you blew it.Copy !req
263. He didn't give a chance,
but an ultimatum.Copy !req
264. I would've thought 5 years
here would buy a mistake or two.Copy !req
265. Help me!Copy !req
266. Help me!Copy !req
267. I can't breathe!
Feels like something's on my chest!Copy !req
268. Looks like a heart attack.Copy !req
269. I assume you've heard.Copy !req
270. I can't override him.Copy !req
271. I'm not asking you to override him.Copy !req
272. I'm asking for a letter
of recommendation.Copy !req
273. Eric, the reality here is...Copy !req
274. House should've fired you.Copy !req
275. You falsified medical records,Copy !req
276. put this hospital's reputation
in jeopardy.Copy !req
277. You're lucky
you still have a license.Copy !req
278. I can't get a decent position at another
hospital without a recommendation.Copy !req
279. I'm sorry.Copy !req
280. Chest pain wasn't angina.Copy !req
281. Ekg ruled out heart attack.Copy !req
282. So the good news is,
he didn't have a heart attack.Copy !req
283. The bad news is,
I apparently fired the only guyCopy !req
284. who actually knows
what a heart attack looks like.Copy !req
285. So the man of God who doesn't believe
in God had a heart attackCopy !req
286. that isn't a heart attack.Copy !req
287. Do I know how to pick
awesome cases or what?Copy !req
288. Could be a clotting disorder.Copy !req
289. 3 different symptoms,
3 different clots?Copy !req
290. I know.
How cool is that?Copy !req
291. You two do an angio.Copy !req
292. You don't want to work, so why don't you
just go get me a lottery ticket?Copy !req
293. The sicker he gets,
the luckier I feel.Copy !req
294. Where are you going?Copy !req
295. I've been wanting
to introduce myself.Copy !req
296. Are you really a virgin?Copy !req
297. You have to treat me,
not to believe me.Copy !req
298. And before we treat you,
we have to diagnose you.Copy !req
299. Not knowing whether we can believe you
is making that difficult.Copy !req
300. Everything I've told you is true.Copy !req
301. You lost your faith
because a teenager got confused?Copy !req
302. And the church abandoned me,
and my God forsook me,Copy !req
303. and couldn't come up with a reason
why God would do that.Copy !req
304. God gave the church
and the kid free will.Copy !req
305. Their exercise
of that free will hurt you.Copy !req
306. Means you're just a victim
of god's gift to mankind. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
307. God wants life to have meaning.
Life's meaningless without free will.Copy !req
308. With free will,
there's always suffering.Copy !req
309. So God wants suffering.
I got tired of that argumentCopy !req
310. before I even finished saying it.Copy !req
311. And even if I bought that,
what the hell is God doing?Copy !req
312. Just the big stuff?Copy !req
313. The acts of God, the hurricanes,
the earthquakes,Copy !req
314. the random killings of millions
of innocent people.Copy !req
315. Then we better damn pray.Copy !req
316. God, I wish you weren't a pedophile.Copy !req
317. Lungs are clean.
No embolism.Copy !req
318. No pleurisy, no pneumonia.Copy !req
319. I'm sorry.
This is gonna hurt.Copy !req
320. No, it's fine.Copy !req
321. - No pain at all?
- No.Copy !req
322. Why?Copy !req
323. Because there should be.Copy !req
324. You feel that?Copy !req
325. Regional anesthesia
is a new symptom.Copy !req
326. Not if the chest pain
is related to the numbness.Copy !req
327. It's not circulatory. It's neurological.
Run a nerve-conduction study.Copy !req
328. And be careful.Copy !req
329. If you kill him, he'll be
dancing with the dark one.Copy !req
330. Why the hell are you going
to Cuddy's baby naming?Copy !req
331. It's a religious ceremony.
It's boring.Copy !req
332. Why waste which
that could be much better spentCopy !req
333. in a drunken stupor
feeling sorry for yourself?Copy !req
334. Okay?
Okay, you won't go?Copy !req
335. Okay, your obligation
to Cuddy is fulfilled.Copy !req
336. - Why are you doing this?
- Why did Hillary conquer Everest?Copy !req
337. You always have a reason.
It's usually a bad one, but a reason.Copy !req
338. - She's being childish.
- An example from the bad category.Copy !req
339. Is it resentment?
The stork brought home a new baby,Copy !req
340. and you don't want to share mommy?
Or you...Copy !req
341. just can't stand
to see others happy?Copy !req
342. She's trying to play me. If I let her
succeed, the terrorists win.Copy !req
343. I heard there might be
an opening in the e.r.Copy !req
344. Foreman's a neurologist.
That's not where he...Copy !req
345. I did an e.r. rotation in Miami.Copy !req
346. If I can find another position,
I figure House will rehire Foreman.Copy !req
347. Don't quit.Copy !req
348. Cuddy wouldn't give him
a recommendation.Copy !req
349. - He's not able to find a decent job.
- Foreman shouldn't leave either.Copy !req
350. You think they should split up?Copy !req
351. Office romances are a bad idea.Copy !req
352. We beat some very long odds.Copy !req
353. Why don't you save
the gushy stuff for the wedding?Copy !req
354. House is playing.
If you let him get away,Copy !req
355. - he's not gonna respect you anyway.
- Or House is helping you.Copy !req
356. He knows it probably won't work out.
And he's actually doing you a favor.Copy !req
357. Yeah, that sounds
a lot more like House.Copy !req
358. I know they're looking
for someone at Mercy. I'll make a call.Copy !req
359. - Your boss always like that?
- Usually worse.Copy !req
360. Finding a fellow atheist
always makes his day.Copy !req
361. Think it's possible
maybe God's testing your faith?Copy !req
362. No, I already failed.Copy !req
363. There'd be no point
in what he's doing to me now.Copy !req
364. Got something.
Looks like intercostal neuralgia.Copy !req
365. What's that?Copy !req
366. Something's traumatizing
one of the nervesCopy !req
367. that runs along your ribs.Copy !req
368. Explains the chest pain and numbness.
Could also cause muscle atrophy.Copy !req
369. - Does it do anything to the eyes?
- Why? What's wrong?Copy !req
370. Are you seeing Jesus again?Copy !req
371. I'm seeing nothing.
My right eye went blind.Copy !req
372. Ophthalmological exam's normal.
Nothing structurally wrong with the eye.Copy !req
373. His heart rate's down.Copy !req
374. Sensory loss is becoming more diffuse,
progressive muscle weaknessCopy !req
375. - He's shutting down.
- It's got to be systemic,Copy !req
376. like autoimmune.Copy !req
377. - CSF was clear for guillain-barre.
- Cancer?Copy !req
378. Imaging studies have been clear
for tumors.Copy !req
379. Then that leaves infection.Copy !req
380. He'd be brimming
with white blood cells.Copy !req
381. Or we are at the backstage door
of a Duran Duran concert.Copy !req
382. Hundreds of screaming girls
clustered around.Copy !req
383. - What does that mean?
- That girls like rock bands.Copy !req
384. The presence of the fans
indicates the presence of the band.Copy !req
385. Different night...
same band, same door.Copy !req
386. Now there's not a girl in sight.
What does that mean?Copy !req
387. Sorry, I don't speak hair band.Copy !req
388. They weren't a hair band.
They were new romantics.Copy !req
389. - The band already left?
- Nope, the band's still there,Copy !req
390. still rocking out.Copy !req
391. When does the absence of the fans
not indicate the absence of the band?Copy !req
392. - When it's 2009.
- There aren't any Duran Duran fans.Copy !req
393. They don't make them anymore.
If there's no infection,Copy !req
394. it's because there aren't
any fans, no white cells.Copy !req
395. You think...Copy !req
396. his spleen?Copy !req
397. Why do I bother with these metaphors
if I still have to spell it out?Copy !req
398. Yes, I think it's his spleen.
Go get a biopsy.Copy !req
399. I'll try to get new moon on Monday
out of my head.Copy !req
400. Why are you talking this time?Copy !req
401. If I quit, will you rehire Foreman?Copy !req
402. - Why?
- He can't find another job. I can.Copy !req
403. You're willing to make
that sacrifice for him?Copy !req
404. Foreman know about this plan?Copy !req
405. If he's okay with it,
who am I to say no?Copy !req
406. Hold still.Copy !req
407. You think it's my spleen?Copy !req
408. That's what they're testing.Copy !req
409. So if I happen to cure you,
what happens then?Copy !req
410. You start thinking that God
was working through me?Copy !req
411. This is some sort of miracle?Copy !req
412. Do you think I'm an idiot?Copy !req
413. That's what I'm testing.Copy !req
414. Losing my faith
wasn't a choice I made.Copy !req
415. It happened.
It's gone for good.Copy !req
416. But if it can magically disappear,
it can magically reappear,Copy !req
417. and that's what you're hoping.Copy !req
418. - Your job...
- Sucks.Copy !req
419. That's my point.Copy !req
420. You can make more money
frapping decafs,Copy !req
421. and yet you're still ministering
to the meek.Copy !req
422. Why do the Lord's work
if the Lord has left the building?Copy !req
423. I've been with the church my entire
adult life. It's my marketable skill.Copy !req
424. I detect the stink
of leftover faith.Copy !req
425. You want to talk hypocrisy,
what about you?Copy !req
426. You act like you don't care
about anyone,Copy !req
427. but here you are saving lives.Copy !req
428. Solving puzzles.Copy !req
429. Saving lives
is just collateral damage.Copy !req
430. Yeah, nice try.Copy !req
431. You're not looking
for somebody to prove you right.Copy !req
432. I think you're looking for somebody
to prove you wrong, to give you hope.Copy !req
433. You want to believe, don't you?Copy !req
434. I want to walk out and find myself
in a forest of whore trees,Copy !req
435. but I don't think it's a good idea
to tell people to fornicate with fruit.Copy !req
436. I was just talking about you...Copy !req
437. not you specifically...
whores and hypocrisy.Copy !req
438. You were right.Copy !req
439. I don't want you there.Copy !req
440. It's a special occasion
filled with love and acceptance,Copy !req
441. and the last thing I needCopy !req
442. is someone there who's filled
with loathing and contempt.Copy !req
443. That's it?Copy !req
444. You're really not coming?Copy !req
445. I'm really not coming.Copy !req
446. You're welcome.Copy !req
447. Gosh, I feel so grown up.Copy !req
448. He's obviously just jerking you around,
wants to see if you're serious.Copy !req
449. If you stick it out,
I think he'll bring Foreman back.Copy !req
450. I don't, and even if I'm wrong,
I think you should still split up.Copy !req
451. It's a matter of time
before one of youCopy !req
452. finds the other in bed
with another woman.Copy !req
453. - From the relationship expert.
- 12 years and counting.Copy !req
454. Hey, if you can make it
that long, then anyone can.Copy !req
455. Funny how the 2 people in the roomCopy !req
456. who think relationships are easy
are both single.Copy !req
457. I don't think they're.Copy !req
458. That's why if you find
something that could be good,Copy !req
459. - you should hang on to it.
- Everything could be good.Copy !req
460. Very lite ever is.Copy !req
461. His spleen is fine, just some
insignificant traces of minor bugs.Copy !req
462. - Nothing that'd make him sick.
- Which minor bugs?Copy !req
463. Why do people suddenly find
religion when they have kids?Copy !req
464. Fear of the unknown.Copy !req
465. Cornerstone of faith.Copy !req
466. I think it makes perfect sense.Copy !req
467. So it makes sense
because it doesn't make sense.Copy !req
468. The fact that you're railing about it
doesn't make a lot of sense.Copy !req
469. You really got a thing
for your boss, huh?Copy !req
470. I've got a thing
for my boss's thing.Copy !req
471. She doesn't have a thing... per se.Copy !req
472. I'm big on metaphors.Copy !req
473. What about you?Copy !req
474. 29 years of celibacy.Copy !req
475. What's holding you back now?Copy !req
476. Who wants a relationship
with a priest?Copy !req
477. Who wants a relationship?Copy !req
478. It's the holy water.Copy !req
479. We assumed if it was an infection,
it had to be something big and nasty.Copy !req
480. But he has pneumocystis,Copy !req
481. a harmless bug that's everywhere
and never makes anyone sick,Copy !req
482. unless they have
a compromised immune system.Copy !req
483. So father Nietzsche has aids.Copy !req
484. Impossible.Copy !req
485. I've never had a blood transfusion.Copy !req
486. I've never done I.v. drugs.
I've never had sex.Copy !req
487. So prove it. Have an aids test.Copy !req
488. I know I don't have.Copy !req
489. We can't treat you
until we know what it is.Copy !req
490. A negative result proves nothing.
On the off chance it's a false positive,Copy !req
491. I permanently lose any credibility
I have left.Copy !req
492. - I'd say you just lost that.
- I lost that with you a long time ago.Copy !req
493. - We should start treatment.
- We need to be sure.Copy !req
494. The antiretrovirals could fry his heart,
his liver, his kidneys.Copy !req
495. - I'm willing to take that chance.
- Big of you.Copy !req
496. I'm worried
about the kid he molested.Copy !req
497. We should be getting him tested.Copy !req
498. - You don't think he already got tested?
- Maybe he did, maybe he didn't,Copy !req
499. But that's a chance
I'm not willing to take.Copy !req
500. Legally, we can't inform
sexual partners about Stds.Copy !req
501. This isn't some middle-aged
barfly who likes it bareback.Copy !req
502. This is an innocent kid
who was molested.Copy !req
503. You want to rub
the priest's face in it,Copy !req
504. - Get him transferred again.
- Yeah,Copy !req
505. heaven forbid,
a diddler has job issues.Copy !req
506. And you get brought up on charges.Copy !req
507. I've lost enough doctors this week.
Treat him for AIDS.Copy !req
508. I found a job.Copy !req
509. I didn't know you were looking.Copy !req
510. Eggers at Mercy
says I can start monday.Copy !req
511. - Why would you...
- House says if I go, you can come back.Copy !req
512. It's been less than two days.Copy !req
513. Give up on me that fast?
You get a job behind my back?Copy !req
514. You're acting like
I'm cheating on you.Copy !req
515. I said I would handle this.Copy !req
516. House knew you'd be like this.Copy !req
517. I guess House knows me
better than you do.Copy !req
518. Too bad I don't go both ways.Copy !req
519. Good night.Copy !req
520. Don't you hate when they put the
mushrooms underneath the cheese?Copy !req
521. Your attendance
is validating her hypocrisy.Copy !req
522. If she invited you
to a ceremonial lynching,Copy !req
523. would you go?Copy !req
524. It would depend
on what she was serving.Copy !req
525. Everyone's a hypocrite.Copy !req
526. Why are you suddenly so obsessed
with Cuddy's particular brand?Copy !req
527. Just making conversation.Copy !req
528. Would you rather we go back to
talking about mushrooms and cheese?Copy !req
529. You're the hypocrite!
You want to go!Copy !req
530. You don't resent this baby.
You want to be a part of it.Copy !req
531. Yes, but not until
her 16th birthday...Copy !req
532. - In some states.
- This is ridiculous.Copy !req
533. You two deserve each other.
If you want to go,Copy !req
534. just go and act like a human being.Copy !req
535. Wow, solid advice.Copy !req
536. Except for two things.
I'm acting like I don't want to goCopy !req
537. because I don't want to go, and...Copy !req
538. I am incapable of acting
like a human being.Copy !req
539. Ryan?Copy !req
540. I'm Dr. Chris Taub.
Can we talk?Copy !req
541. Yeah.
What's wrong?Copy !req
542. In private?Copy !req
543. Nobody's listening to us here.Copy !req
544. I work at
Princeton Plainsboro hospital.Copy !req
545. I have some news
about Father Daniel Bresson.Copy !req
546. What about him?Copy !req
547. We believe he has AIDS.Copy !req
548. Okay, so?Copy !req
549. Well...Copy !req
550. Given the incident four years ago,Copy !req
551. I think you should be tested,Copy !req
552. unless you've already done so.Copy !req
553. How sick is he?Copy !req
554. Very.Copy !req
555. Okay.
Well, thanks.Copy !req
556. Have you been tested?Copy !req
557. And?Copy !req
558. And it really isn't any
of your business.Copy !req
559. I want my job back.Copy !req
560. Love, sacrifice, deception,Copy !req
561. and now betrayal.Copy !req
562. This is better than a telenovela.Copy !req
563. - What's going on?
- Well...Copy !req
564. Either Foreman is here,
as the two of you discussed,Copy !req
565. to beg for his job back
in exchange for me dumping you.Copy !req
566. Or...Copy !req
567. nothing.Copy !req
568. - You're trying to get me fired?
- I'm suggesting you quitCopy !req
569. and I stay, which is exactly
what you suggested last night.Copy !req
570. - I told Eggers I didn't want the job.
- Find another one.Copy !req
571. Only took you eight hours
to find that one.Copy !req
572. The point is...Copy !req
573. Why didn't you tell me
you were doing this?Copy !req
574. - Why are you here without me?
- you're overreacting.Copy !req
575. - We'll talk later.
- That's what this is about.Copy !req
576. It's about you taking control.
You not being ableCopy !req
577. to handle me saving your ass.Copy !req
578. And you're not
being controlling right now?Copy !req
579. Who's the controlling bitch now?Copy !req
580. House, shut up.Copy !req
581. You never wanted to take
that other job.Copy !req
582. You never wanted to save me.Copy !req
583. You wanted to offer to save me
so you wouldn't feel guilty.Copy !req
584. You knew I'd say no.Copy !req
585. That's why you're so mad right now.Copy !req
586. You're an idiot.Copy !req
587. Either you can go after
her and try and patch things up,Copy !req
588. or you blow her off
and take your old job back.Copy !req
589. Welcome back.Copy !req
590. AIDS meds aren't gonna work.Copy !req
591. If you'd let us do a test, we could stop
treating you, or you could stop lying.Copy !req
592. I know the feeling.Copy !req
593. BP's climbing.
You feeling okay?Copy !req
594. No, I feel flushed.Copy !req
595. Ah, I'm burning all over.Copy !req
596. Ah, my chest.Copy !req
597. It's not a new symptom. It's
just a reaction to the AIDS meds.Copy !req
598. He reacted by getting worse.
Means it's not AIDS.Copy !req
599. So went Satan forth
from the presence of the LordCopy !req
600. and smote job sore with boils.Copy !req
601. You think it's hyper-IGE syndrome?Copy !req
602. I prefer the colloquial term
"job syndrome."Copy !req
603. Explains the symptoms, and my quote.Copy !req
604. That's the 1st thing I checked.
IGE levels are normal.Copy !req
605. Could be some other
genetic disorder.Copy !req
606. Cerebral microtumors could explain
the blindness and the hallucinations.Copy !req
607. We didn't find any tumors.Copy !req
608. That's why I didn't say "tumors."
I said "microtumors."Copy !req
609. So your explanation doesn't depend
on us being major morons, just morons?Copy !req
610. - We should start genetic testing.
- Takes too long.Copy !req
611. - So we start treatment.
- Treatment is surgery.Copy !req
612. We can't without confirmation.Copy !req
613. So your position is we can't
test and we can't treat?Copy !req
614. My position is you're wrong.Copy !req
615. This isn't gonna work.Copy !req
616. Are you kidding?
I've never felt more alive.Copy !req
617. Conflict breeds creativity.
Go run the genetic tests.Copy !req
618. On it.Copy !req
619. So now you don't think I have AIDS?Copy !req
620. I still think it's AIDS.
But on the off chance it isn't,Copy !req
621. We're pursuing other avenues.Copy !req
622. Ryan.Copy !req
623. He's...Copy !req
624. he's dying?Copy !req
625. We don't know what's wrong with him.Copy !req
626. - Can I speak to him?
- I don't think that's a good idea.Copy !req
627. Why don't I get you...Copy !req
628. Come on, Ryan,
now's not a good ti...Copy !req
629. I'm sorry...Copy !req
630. for everything.Copy !req
631. I'm sorry.Copy !req
632. I know.Copy !req
633. I know.Copy !req
634. Any second thoughts about Cuddy?Copy !req
635. Nope.Copy !req
636. But please, feel free to blather on.Copy !req
637. Raising a child on her own is scary.Copy !req
638. She's just doing what you do,Copy !req
639. what everyone does...
Trying to avoid pain.Copy !req
640. Religion is not the opiate
of the masses.Copy !req
641. Religion is the placebo
of the masses.Copy !req
642. If you're saying
she's not a hypocrite...Copy !req
643. I'm not.
I'm trying to give youCopy !req
644. a rational reasonCopy !req
645. to overlook her hypocrisyCopy !req
646. so you don't feel
like a hypocrite for going.Copy !req
647. Sorry. Continue.Copy !req
648. Even if an absolute truth exists,
we can't know all of it,Copy !req
649. and you can't condemn her
for recognizing that.Copy !req
650. Are you eliminating symptoms?Copy !req
651. We can know everything.Copy !req
652. This is medicine, not metaphysics.Copy !req
653. Truth is truth.Copy !req
654. - it fits.
- it doesn't fit.Copy !req
655. You can't eliminate a symptom.Copy !req
656. I can if it's not a symptom.Copy !req
657. Well, what is it?Copy !req
658. Not a symptom.Copy !req
659. You're not gonna die.Copy !req
660. You have Wiskott-Aldrich syndrome.Copy !req
661. It impairs your immune system,Copy !req
662. makes you susceptible to all the AIDS
stuff without actually having AIDS.Copy !req
663. And you didn't catch it.
You were born with it.Copy !req
664. Another gift from god.Copy !req
665. - You sure?
- Genetic test should confirm it,Copy !req
666. but it explains all your symptoms...Copy !req
667. Toe, chest, eyes, skin.Copy !req
668. What about my hallucination?Copy !req
669. Scotch explains that.Copy !req
670. But that was just a coincidence.Copy !req
671. Coincidences do happen.Copy !req
672. That coincidence is what brought me
to you in the first place.Copy !req
673. You promised you wouldn't go there.Copy !req
674. Einstein said,Copy !req
675. "coincidence is God's way
of remaining anonymous."Copy !req
676. A woman in Florida said,Copy !req
677. "look, Jesus
is on my cheese sandwich."Copy !req
678. You didn't even want
to take my case.Copy !req
679. You didn't even think I was sick.Copy !req
680. The fact that I was wrong
is not a proof of God.Copy !req
681. I'm just trying to understandCopy !req
682. how my life could completely
turn around in a single day.Copy !req
683. Don't worry. Your life will go back
to sucking soon enough.Copy !req
684. Everything that happened to youCopy !req
685. can be rationally explained.Copy !req
686. I know.Copy !req
687. It's just...Copy !req
688. That's a lot of coincidences.Copy !req
689. House was right about the priest.Copy !req
690. Genetic test confirmed
it was Wiskott-Aldrich.Copy !req
691. And I would've discharged him.Copy !req
692. Everybody would've discharged him,
House included.Copy !req
693. He only took that case as a stall.Copy !req
694. And yet it was a real case,
and he solved it.Copy !req
695. But by violating his own principlesCopy !req
696. and ignoring the admitting symptoms.Copy !req
697. Still he somehow got away with it.Copy !req
698. Saved another life.Copy !req
699. You want him there tonight.Copy !req
700. You should tell him.Copy !req
701. It's cold out there.Copy !req
702. At least you have shoes
that cover your toes.Copy !req
703. So it's tonight?Copy !req
704. Bad weather for it, huh?Copy !req
705. Maybe you'll get lucky.Copy !req
706. Maybe your sister will decide
the roads are...Copy !req
707. too dangerous to drive on.Copy !req
708. Fingers crossed.Copy !req
709. Have fun.Copy !req