1. The trick to onions...
cut them in half lengthwise,Copy !req
2. but leave the roots on.Copy !req
3. Then make your vertical slices.Copy !req
4. Need a dozen.
Think you can handle this?Copy !req
5. A dozen is 12, right?Copy !req
6. Next, we add mustard greens...Copy !req
7. spicy, and they pack a nice punch.Copy !req
8. Plus, they're really good for you.Copy !req
9. Improve mental function,Copy !req
10. protect against
rheumatoid arthritis.Copy !req
11. Even inhibit
certain types of cancer.Copy !req
12. Are you going to chop those onions
or give them a thai massage?Copy !req
13. Well, I guess a happy ending
is out of the question.Copy !req
14. I don't recall adding
making snide remarksCopy !req
15. to your list of duties.Copy !req
16. Just taking initiative.Copy !req
17. Secret ingredient:
porcini mushrooms.Copy !req
18. You want to reconstitute
them in a bowl of water.Copy !req
19. You also want to hire an assistantCopy !req
20. who can stay focused for
longer than 30 seconds.Copy !req
21. - Why don't I hear you chopping?
- Just give me a second.Copy !req
22. - You're kidding me, right?
- So sorry.Copy !req
23. Are you OK?
You want to sit down?Copy !req
24. My lips are blue. Cyanosis.Copy !req
25. Pain in my back and chest.
Spontaneous pneumothorax.Copy !req
26. - What are you talking about?
- I'm a doctor.Copy !req
27. - You are?
- And I need a doctor.Copy !req
28. ShalimarFox, mpm, IceFreakCopy !req
29. You drool.Copy !req
30. Shut up.Copy !req
31. I know gas is expensive,
but I could've given you a ride.Copy !req
32. - Elevator's broken.
- It was fineCopy !req
33. when I came up from admitting.Copy !req
34. Dana Miller, the cancer researcher.Copy !req
35. - Spontaneous pneumothorax.
- Awfully thin file.Copy !req
36. - She just got admitted.
- Lots of things can cause pneumothorax.Copy !req
37. Why don't we let eight or ten
other doctors rule out the boring stuff?Copy !req
38. We wanna take this case.
She's maybe 5 or 10 years awayCopy !req
39. from curing retinoblastoma.Copy !req
40. Which would make this
case attractive to anyoneCopy !req
41. who has some vested interest
in people curing the incurable.Copy !req
42. She hasn't suffered from COPD.
She doesn't smoke.Copy !req
43. She hasn't been scuba diving.Copy !req
44. O2 sats are low even
after chest tube insertion.Copy !req
45. Pneumothorax could be
secondary to a bunch of things.Copy !req
46. Cystic fibrosis, lung cancer.Copy !req
47. Or, to be slightly more optimistic,Copy !req
48. late-onset asthma triggered
by an unknown allergen.Copy !req
49. - We have a case?
- Did you just get to work?Copy !req
50. Am I in trouble?Copy !req
51. - Did you take the elevators up?
- Yes.Copy !req
52. So, steroids for asthma?Copy !req
53. Yeah.Copy !req
54. Do a CT looking for
hyperinflation to confirm.Copy !req
55. I thought my hospital was high-tech.
I'd have to wait all day for a CT.Copy !req
56. - Dr. House gets a few perks.
- He has his own scanner?Copy !req
57. No, just very loose interpretations
of hospital procedure.Copy !req
58. - I appreciate the extra effort, but...
- Our gift to society.Copy !req
59. We want to get you back to
work as soon as possible.Copy !req
60. Well, I'm not working.Copy !req
61. At least not as a doctor.Copy !req
62. I quit.Copy !req
63. I left eight months ago.Copy !req
64. You mean, like, a sabbatical?Copy !req
65. I had a uterine myoma. Benign.Copy !req
66. But it ruptured
and I needed emergency surgery.Copy !req
67. I was lying there
on the table thinking,Copy !req
68. "I can't die now.
I haven't been happy yet."Copy !req
69. Couldn't you just buy an overpriced
german sports car, or have an affair?Copy !req
70. My sports car is doing
what I want when I want.Copy !req
71. Now I'm learning how to run a kitchen
from one of the best chefs in New York.Copy !req
72. You're washing pots
and smashing garlic?Copy !req
73. Smashing garlic makes me happy.Copy !req
74. Before that it was eight years
studying, 12 years in that lab.Copy !req
75. It was always what I was supposed to do,
and never what I wanted to do.Copy !req
76. Come here. Look at this.Copy !req
77. Come here.Copy !req
78. Adorable. Elevators keep crashing.Copy !req
79. - Is mercury in retrograde or what?
- Elevators can be capricious.Copy !req
80. Sometimes it just seems
like they're out to get you.Copy !req
81. She keeps playing with the blanket.
Why would she do that?Copy !req
82. Why do you think the elevators
would be out to get me?Copy !req
83. I don't know.Copy !req
84. Maybe they wanted to take time off
to spend with their little dumbwaiter.Copy !req
85. But they the had to leave it
at home with an elevator sitterCopy !req
86. because you drove the
replacement elevator to quittingCopy !req
87. because you're incapable of
listening to anybody but me.Copy !req
88. That's just a theory.Copy !req
89. You're wrong.
I don't even listen to you.Copy !req
90. Either do your job or go home.
Leave me out of it.Copy !req
91. I am gonna do my job.
It doesn't mean I have to do it happily.Copy !req
92. Doesn't mean I have to
do it without resentment.Copy !req
93. It definitely doesn't mean
I have to do it without seekingCopy !req
94. vengeance on the person
making me be here.Copy !req
95. Congratulations.Copy !req
96. You've officially dragged
me down to your level.Copy !req
97. Okay.Copy !req
98. Hey, blue.Copy !req
99. It's not asthma.Copy !req
100. Lung volume is normal.Copy !req
101. She did have a uterine myoma
removed eight months ago.Copy !req
102. Central line IV could have made a hole
near the lung that slowly expanded.Copy !req
103. No pleural thickening.Copy !req
104. - I can't believe she quit.
- People have the right to be happy.Copy !req
105. I saw a four-year-old
with retinoblastomaCopy !req
106. on my oncology rotation.Copy !req
107. The cancer had eaten through
her eye and into her brain.Copy !req
108. Horrible diseases exist.
It doesn't mean peopleCopy !req
109. should give up
recreational anything.Copy !req
110. Why not? Big picture...Copy !req
111. I don't care if Jonas Salk's life
is a miserable shell.Copy !req
112. I just want him to cure polio.Copy !req
113. You can't live your life
"big picture."Copy !req
114. You've gotta look out for yourself
and people you care about.Copy !req
115. Why are you a doctor?
Why aren't you sitting by a pool in FijiCopy !req
116. knocking back mai tais?Copy !req
117. People act in their
own self-interests.Copy !req
118. You're all here because
you're happy to be here.Copy !req
119. - At least `cause it's your best option.
- I'm here `cause I want to help people.Copy !req
120. No, you're here because
it makes you feel good to help people.Copy !req
121. Taub and Foreman are here because
they've got no other viable choices.Copy !req
122. And Thirteen is desperate to make
her life matter before it's over.Copy !req
123. - So... you're happy to be here?
- Does it show?Copy !req
124. Are those... increased
interstitial markings?Copy !req
125. - Could be pulmonary fibrosis.
- Do a biopsy.Copy !req
126. "You've got to look out for
the people you care about."Copy !req
127. That wouldn't have anything to do
with you screwing your clinical trialCopy !req
128. by slipping Thirteen
the real drug, would it?Copy !req
129. You said that would be stupid.Copy !req
130. Does she know?Copy !req
131. Because Jonas Salk
would not approve.Copy !req
132. There's nothing to know.Copy !req
133. Got it?Copy !req
134. - Good?
- Yep.Copy !req
135. - You okay?
- Just a headache.Copy !req
136. - I took some ibuprofen, but...
- Where's the pain: front or back?Copy !req
137. Front.Copy !req
138. Why are there never any interesting
pictures on these cards?Copy !req
139. - They should make a dirty version.
- Sharp pain, or more of a throbbing...Copy !req
140. Relax, it's not a side effect.
People get headaches.Copy !req
141. True, but I can get you an MRI.Copy !req
142. If I'm on the drug, it's been weeks.Copy !req
143. It's not like something's
going to suddenly crop up now.Copy !req
144. First card.Copy !req
145. Train, duck...Copy !req
146. You can't remember?Copy !req
147. Piano.Copy !req
148. We need a biopsy to confirm...Copy !req
149. You need an open-lung biopsy
to confirm pulmonary fibrosis.Copy !req
150. That's invasive surgery.
I'd be out of commission for weeks.Copy !req
151. No offense, but you're not working.
What does it matterCopy !req
152. if you spend time in bed?Copy !req
153. Doesn't mean
I don't have places to go.Copy !req
154. I've got my book group, piano
lessons, cooking classes.Copy !req
155. They make me happy.Copy !req
156. A warm apple fritter makes me happy.
It doesn't fulfill me as a person.Copy !req
157. - And working here does?
- If it didn't, I'd have found a wayCopy !req
158. - to go back to tucking tummies.
- Well, good for you.Copy !req
159. If your job fulfills you and
makes you happy, that's rare.Copy !req
160. I didn't say I was happy.Copy !req
161. I loved being a plastic surgeon.Copy !req
162. The money, the lifestyle.Copy !req
163. And in a lot of ways
this job stinks.Copy !req
164. I'm making five bucks, I'm
always annoyed...Copy !req
165. - But...
- You can look yourself in the mirrorCopy !req
166. and think
"I did something worth while today."Copy !req
167. Exactly.Copy !req
168. That's important.
And I do miss that.Copy !req
169. But...Copy !req
170. it just wasn't enough anymore.Copy !req
171. That doesn't feel right.Copy !req
172. Sit up.Copy !req
173. Oh, that's weird.Copy !req
174. What is it? Ascites?Copy !req
175. Your belly's full of blood.Copy !req
176. First her lung deflates,
like me after a cold shower.Copy !req
177. Now her liver starts to
bleed, like me after...Copy !req
178. You okay?Copy !req
179. Great.Copy !req
180. Just practicing my
clown college audition.Copy !req
181. Someone set a trip wire.Copy !req
182. - We were with the patient whole time.
- We were in the grc.Copy !req
183. Lung, liver, go.Copy !req
184. Shouldn't you be obsessing
over who did this to you?Copy !req
185. Nope... anybody bother
MRI-ing our patient's liver for tumors?Copy !req
186. No tumors, no
cysts, no clear etiology.Copy !req
187. If you're not obsessing,Copy !req
188. you must have already
figured it out.Copy !req
189. Yes.Copy !req
190. So I'm obsessing about
why you're not obsessingCopy !req
191. about why our patient's
liver suddenly sprang a leak.Copy !req
192. There's a tiny spot on the caudate lobe.
Could be a granuloma.Copy !req
193. Erodes into the hepatic artery,
causes the bleed.Copy !req
194. - What caused the granuloma?
- Blastomycosis.Copy !req
195. Could have been
asymptomatic for months.Copy !req
196. It hits her lungs,
we give her steroids.Copy !req
197. It blossoms and attacks her liver.Copy !req
198. Get a piece of her lung,
stick it under a black light.Copy !req
199. If it glows, sick children who need
her souffles can breathe easier.Copy !req
200. Again?Copy !req
201. - You have a problem.
- I told you, I didn't...Copy !req
202. then you really have a problem.Copy !req
203. They way she turned her
head to look at the MRI...Copy !req
204. I think she's losing
her peripheral vision.Copy !req
205. Because she turned her head?Copy !req
206. I'm happy for you.Copy !req
207. A love so deep you're ready
to chuck your medical licenseCopy !req
208. to give her powerful, unproven drugs
with dangerous side effects.Copy !req
209. I don't want to make any assumptions
about your feelings for me, butCopy !req
210. I do have a birthday coming up.Copy !req
211. I hear cuddy's seal training
finally came in handy.Copy !req
212. Should I be investing
in a flak jacket?Copy !req
213. You're safe.Copy !req
214. No carpet bombing?Copy !req
215. No burning of dresden
to teach her a lesson?Copy !req
216. Since you're incapable
of taking the high road,Copy !req
217. I assume there's some deeper,
more long-term strategy in effect.Copy !req
218. Cuddy's not playing games.Copy !req
219. She's not looking for leverage.Copy !req
220. She wants pure,
unadulterated vengeance.Copy !req
221. And your counter-move
is to let her have it?Copy !req
222. The only time to strike back
is when I want something.Copy !req
223. All I want now is to get
things back to normal.Copy !req
224. Which I can't get by escalating.Copy !req
225. The only way to win
this war is to lose it.Copy !req
226. Let her punch herself out.Copy !req
227. Yeah, that makes sense too.Copy !req
228. "Too"?Copy !req
229. I was thinking you actually feel guilty
about taking her away from her baby.Copy !req
230. Your explanation's good too.Copy !req
231. It's completely inconsistent
with your character, but...Copy !req
232. Thank you, rationalization man.
You have saved the village.Copy !req
233. You wanna eat?Copy !req
234. You forgot your file.Copy !req
235. Dana Miller?Copy !req
236. The cancer researcher?Copy !req
237. Not anymore.Copy !req
238. Dr. Miller, I doubt
if you'll remember me...Copy !req
239. James Wilson, right? Chicago.
The adenocarcinoma conference.Copy !req
240. Impressive.Copy !req
241. - You want some cortisone for that itch?
- Liver failure.Copy !req
242. Itching is one of
the lovely side effects.Copy !req
243. Why did you quit?Copy !req
244. The worst thing is
is now every time I get sick,Copy !req
245. I have to listen
to a dozen people judge me.Copy !req
246. Do you want me to congratulate you?Copy !req
247. I've got four kids in ped-onc
right now who are gonna die.Copy !req
248. Three of them within a year,
the other in a few days, probably.Copy !req
249. Breakthroughs will happen.Copy !req
250. With or without me,
someone will find the answer.Copy !req
251. Maybe.Copy !req
252. I... I...Copy !req
253. I'm in the trenches.Copy !req
254. I'm... I'm doing triage
as best I can.Copy !req
255. You had the chance to end the war.Copy !req
256. How is someone like me
supposed to keep fightingCopy !req
257. when someone like you just...Copy !req
258. Walked away?Copy !req
259. When I left my job,Copy !req
260. a lot of people were furious
with me.Copy !req
261. It was easier to be angry than
to admit they weren't happy.Copy !req
262. That they were stuck in a rut somewhere
in their lives, unable to move forward.Copy !req
263. What's your rut?Copy !req
264. Okay, you're freaking me out.Copy !req
265. Do you think we should have kids?Copy !req
266. - We've had this conversation.
- Ten years ago.Copy !req
267. Things change.Copy !req
268. On our third date I told you
that I didn't want to have kids,Copy !req
269. and you said that
you were okay with that.Copy !req
270. I said it because
I wanted to sleep with you.Copy !req
271. And then I fell in love with you.Copy !req
272. And I realized that I really
could be okay with it.Copy !req
273. It wasn't like I had this
burning desire to have children.Copy !req
274. God, have you been
resenting me all this time?Copy !req
275. - Is that why...
- No.Copy !req
276. Of course not.Copy !req
277. I'm just...Copy !req
278. I'm just... revisiting.Copy !req
279. This isn'tCopy !req
280. a whim for me.Copy !req
281. It's not a decision
that I made lightly.Copy !req
282. Don't you ever wonder
what it would be like?Copy !req
283. All the time.Copy !req
284. Just not enough to make me
want to do it.Copy !req
285. I like our life.Copy !req
286. Are you okay?Copy !req
287. Could you turn the tv back on?Copy !req
288. Look straight ahead.Copy !req
289. Why didn't we
do this test this morning?Copy !req
290. You see that?Copy !req
291. Damn.Copy !req
292. I'm losing my peripheral vision?Copy !req
293. I am on the drug.Copy !req
294. Does this mean you have
to tell them and take me off it?Copy !req
295. No, and yes.Copy !req
296. As far as they're concerned,
you're on the placebo.Copy !req
297. I found out last week.Copy !req
298. The trial was getting
positive results...Copy !req
299. So I switched you.Copy !req
300. So my headaches...Copy !req
301. I'll stop taking the drug,
and everything should be fine.Copy !req
302. Specimen's negative
for blastomycosis.Copy !req
303. That's it?Copy !req
304. I'll go give House the test results.
You can tell the patient.Copy !req
305. We've been dating for two weeks.Copy !req
306. You just broke trial protocol
and risked your entire careerCopy !req
307. to give me a drug we're
not even sure will help me.Copy !req
308. I don't think I'm ready for that.Copy !req
309. Dr. Miller?Copy !req
310. I'm sorry.Copy !req
311. The test was negative.
So I'm gonna take you off...Copy !req
312. - What happened to your head?
- I don't know. I was sleeping.Copy !req
313. It's so itchy.Copy !req
314. You were scratching it
in your sleep.Copy !req
315. You scratched
right through your skull.Copy !req
316. This is brain matter.Copy !req
317. Need some help in here!Copy !req
318. I did a free flap closure to avoid
any scarring. She was lucky...Copy !req
319. The scratching didn't cause
any brain damage.Copy !req
320. But the first thing she saidwas:
"It still itches".Copy !req
321. Itch receptors are only
in the top two layers of skin.Copy !req
322. Which means she's not actually itchy,
she just thinks she is.Copy !req
323. - So the problem's in her brain?
- Thank god we have you to interpret.Copy !req
324. Sorry, I have a headache.Copy !req
325. Could be psychogenic. She made big,
sudden change in her life.Copy !req
326. Could be the result
of a mental imbalance.Copy !req
327. She wants to do what she wants to do.
What's crazy about that?Copy !req
328. Why do you have to quit to do it?
If I want to do something, I do it.Copy !req
329. If you can figure out a balance,
there's no burnout.Copy !req
330. Thanks, Deepak. The itching
started yesterday, not 8 months ago.Copy !req
331. Meningitis, encephalitis...Copy !req
332. Those are diffuse processes.
This is localized.Copy !req
333. Could be plaques.
MS would explain, possibly the lungs.Copy !req
334. So would a brain tumor.Copy !req
335. Well, how'bout we stop guessing
and MRI her head instead?Copy !req
336. - You want to talk about your headaches?
- Not particularly.Copy !req
337. You went off the drug,
but the headaches are worse.Copy !req
338. - You need an MRI.
- The patient needs an MRI.Copy !req
339. If she had gangrene,
would you be amputating my leg?Copy !req
340. Those pills have codeine.Copy !req
341. You're taking twice
the indicated amount.Copy !req
342. I've only been off the drug
for 24 hours,Copy !req
343. so I think the bigger issue here
is that I've been off you for 24 hours.Copy !req
344. You have worsening headaches,
loss of peripheral vision,Copy !req
345. and a long history of pretending
bad things aren't happening.Copy !req
346. You really think this is just
about my hurt feelings?Copy !req
347. - I don't remember demoting you.
- I brought you something.Copy !req
348. The latest issue of Parent magazine.Copy !req
349. Really interesting column.Copy !req
350. Apparently, working moms
are actually more engagedCopy !req
351. and attentive than stay-at-home moms.
Something about personal fulfillment.Copy !req
352. That's just a rationalization
by working momsCopy !req
353. to justify not being with their kids.
Which is fine, if that's what they want.Copy !req
354. It's not what I want.Copy !req
355. And this is Nurses Quarterly.Copy !req
356. - The point is...
- You're only here to get back at meCopy !req
357. by dumping dirty mop water
on my carpet.Copy !req
358. Just get it over with
so I can get back to work.Copy !req
359. I'm sorry.Copy !req
360. I figured...Copy !req
361. I don't know, one of us needed
to go out on a limb.Copy !req
362. I thought I could help you.Copy !req
363. It's hard to have a conversation
when I'm trying not to move.Copy !req
364. Oh, God.Copy !req
365. Patient's MRI was negative.Copy !req
366. - No tumors, no lesions.
- Where's your cane?Copy !req
367. Where are your coworkers?Copy !req
368. - I paged them.
- It could still be psychogenic.Copy !req
369. Technically, it can't still be that,
because it never could be that.Copy !req
370. She scratched through her skull
while she was sleeping.Copy !req
371. Unless she was having
a dream about fleas...Copy !req
372. Oh, hey! Funny you should drop by.Copy !req
373. We were just talking
about this patient of ours.Copy !req
374. Tell him the part about where
two of her doctors don't show up...Copy !req
375. Where are you going?Copy !req
376. Polyneuropathy. If it's not in
the brain, it's in the nerves.Copy !req
377. It explains itching, lungs, liver.Copy !req
378. Shock the affected area,
reboot the nerve... She'll be fine.Copy !req
379. How bad is she?Copy !req
380. She's got a tumor
in her optic chiasm.Copy !req
381. - You don't need your coat to treat it.
- I'm going to the drug company.Copy !req
382. To tell them that you
compromised their trial,Copy !req
383. your ethics, and the patient's health?
That's a great idea.Copy !req
384. They have records
on hundreds of patients.Copy !req
385. I can ask them for access, find out
if other patients developed tumorsCopy !req
386. - and how they were treated.
- This drug inhibits cell death.Copy !req
387. It could take a wild guess
at how I treat that.Copy !req
388. Stop taking it?Copy !req
389. She tried that yesterday.Copy !req
390. Oh, my God, it's been a whole day,
and her brain tumor hasn't melted away?Copy !req
391. If you get on that elevator,Copy !req
392. and it's only 'cause you're worried
about getting to sleep...Copy !req
393. I want to be able to tell this happened
to other people, and they're fine now.Copy !req
394. So tell her.Copy !req
395. - I'm not gonna lie to her.
- A little late for that.Copy !req
396. You need to wait.Copy !req
397. Because if it doesn't go away,Copy !req
398. she's gonna need you
to still have a medical license.Copy !req
399. So I spoke with House.Copy !req
400. - He thinks we should just...
- My leg is bleeding.Copy !req
401. - What happened?
- I was going for the phone,Copy !req
402. and I fell over the table.Copy !req
403. I can't see.Copy !req
404. What do you mean?Copy !req
405. I can't see anything.Copy !req
406. - You gonna tip Housekeeping?
- Get it from Cuddy.Copy !req
407. Don't tell me...
She burned your apartment to the ground.Copy !req
408. The warmth would have been nice.
No heat, no power.Copy !req
409. Apparently Mrs. House
called the utilitiesCopy !req
410. and told them we were moving.Copy !req
411. You have 17 messages.Copy !req
412. And your non-involvement strategy
doesn't seem to be working.Copy !req
413. Hang up, he's here.Copy !req
414. - We've been paging you all night.
- By all means, let's discussCopy !req
415. the failed attempts to contact me,
not the reason behind them.Copy !req
416. Patient has experienced spinal shocks
before the machine was turned on.Copy !req
417. Lhermitte's sign.Copy !req
418. Shocks without shock,
an itch that won't stop.Copy !req
419. She needs Dr. Seuss.Copy !req
420. Lhermitte's sign could mean
Bechet's, B-12 deficiency.Copy !req
421. No sores, no anemia.Copy !req
422. - Where's Foreman?
- No idea.Copy !req
423. Could be another
demyelinating disease.Copy !req
424. Why are you asking
about Foreman and not 13?Copy !req
425. Because both questions are bound
to have the same answer.Copy !req
426. Ebony and ivory
are joined near the hip.Copy !req
427. Forget the brain.
Look lower.Copy !req
428. The spinal tumor wouldn't
explain the liver or the lungs.Copy !req
429. But an aggressive
spinal hemangioma could.Copy !req
430. Go find it.Copy !req
431. You didn't answer the door.Copy !req
432. Probably because I didn't
want to talk to anyone.Copy !req
433. You can leave your stolen key
on your way out.Copy !req
434. I was looking for Foreman.
I figured...Copy !req
435. You can't see.Copy !req
436. - Where is he?
- On his way to the drug company.Copy !req
437. Tell him to come back.Copy !req
438. I'll dial.Copy !req
439. - If they can help.
- You think that drug companyCopy !req
440. has a magic tumor wand
that no one else knows about?Copy !req
441. You need radiation,
not ritual sacrifice.Copy !req
442. He asked for my adviceCopy !req
443. before he switched you
off the placebo.Copy !req
444. I told him to do it if he loved you.Copy !req
445. He only thinks he loves me.Copy !req
446. It's the same thing.Copy !req
447. Yes, he's an idiot.Copy !req
448. You didn't ask him.
You're pissed off that he did.Copy !req
449. So let him torch his career
to pay for his sins.Copy !req
450. Unless you actually
feel something for the idiot.Copy !req
451. In which case, you might
want to tell him to turn around.Copy !req
452. You're hurting him.Copy !req
453. Good, after all the stunts
he's pulled on me.Copy !req
454. You're physically hurting him.Copy !req
455. That's the point.Copy !req
456. What's the point?Copy !req
457. What do you think
you're going to accomplish?Copy !req
458. House shouldn't be allowed
to make people miserableCopy !req
459. - without paying for it.
- You're not!Copy !req
460. - You're telling me how I feel?
- You're here because you like this.Copy !req
461. You like working with him.Copy !req
462. If only I'd known I was having fun,Copy !req
463. I wouldn't have canceled
the bouncy House.Copy !req
464. Fire him, and go be home
with your new baby.Copy !req
465. I like what he does
for this hospital.Copy !req
466. What he does is who he is.Copy !req
467. And the same goes for you.Copy !req
468. Slow down.Copy !req
469. Unless you want to radiate
her heart instead of her brain.Copy !req
470. Then your problems
would actually all go away.Copy !req
471. Thanks.Copy !req
472. I'm not beating myself up
enough already over this.Copy !req
473. Entering the left common carotid.Copy !req
474. You broke the rules.Copy !req
475. Girlfriend went blind.Copy !req
476. You gotta be ready for losing
to be one of the possibilities.Copy !req
477. You're at the carotid bifurcation.Copy !req
478. I knew that giving her the drug
would be bad for me if I got caught.Copy !req
479. I never thought it'd be bad for her.Copy !req
480. Nobody else was having
adverse reactions.Copy !req
481. You did it because you love her.Copy !req
482. Ironically, you never
took her into consideration.Copy !req
483. Can't wait to see what
you get her for your anniversary.Copy !req
484. Catheter's adjacent
to the optic chiasm.Copy !req
485. We're in position.Copy !req
486. Nukey, nukey.Copy !req
487. What's going on with everyone today?Copy !req
488. It involves House, Foreman,
and Thirteen,Copy !req
489. which means it's either dumb, dangerous,
or tragic, or a combination.Copy !req
490. I'm embracing my ignorance.Copy !req
491. House was right
about the hemangioma.Copy !req
492. Looks fixable.Copy !req
493. What's that?Copy !req
494. Hemangiomas travel solo.Copy !req
495. This thing has brought a friend.Copy !req
496. Masses in her lungs and spine.Copy !req
497. One in her pericardium.Copy !req
498. They're everywhere.Copy !req
499. Classic for mesothelioma.Copy !req
500. It metastasized outward
to the spine and muscles.Copy !req
501. Ah, the irony of it.Copy !req
502. Maybe she wouldn't be sick
at all if some other lazyCopy !req
503. cancer researcher
hadn't gone home early.Copy !req
504. Where are Foreman and Thirteen?Copy !req
505. Shouldn't you be saying,Copy !req
506. "those weren't there when
we scanned her two days ago"?Copy !req
507. Mesothelioma shouldn't
grow this fast.Copy !req
508. Good rephrasing.Copy !req
509. Have wilson do a biopsy to confirm.Copy !req
510. No.Copy !req
511. Something weird is going on.
It involves our colleagues...Copy !req
512. We should know.Copy !req
513. You want us to treat the patient,
tell us what's going on.Copy !req
514. Actually, all he needs us to
do is tell wilson to do something.Copy !req
515. So...Copy !req
516. You always blab
to watch people react.Copy !req
517. So not blabbing means you don't want
us to react, which can't be good.Copy !req
518. Is thirteen's headache
not just a headache?Copy !req
519. If I check with admitting,
am I gonna find her name?Copy !req
520. A little pinch.Copy !req
521. I'm sorry about the other day.
I unloaded on you.Copy !req
522. - And...
- You're not sorry.Copy !req
523. You feel bad because
mesothelioma means I'm dying.Copy !req
524. You're a good person.
I appreciate the sentiment.Copy !req
525. I'm not apologizing
because you're dying.Copy !req
526. I'm apologizing
because you were right.Copy !req
527. I am stuck.Copy !req
528. My girlfriend died.Copy !req
529. She was the only person
I've loved for a long time, and...Copy !req
530. I'm still living in her apartment.
I'm surrounded by her things.Copy !req
531. I have left it all
exactly where it was.Copy !req
532. I don't know how to get unstuck.Copy !req
533. The only wrong thing is...Copy !req
534. To do nothing.Copy !req
535. All right.Copy !req
536. That's not supposed to happen.Copy !req
537. Have you thought about going to the
drug company, see if they can help?Copy !req
538. - I thought about it.
- We need to give it more time.Copy !req
539. It's been half a day.Copy !req
540. This thing keeps growing,
there's other stuff in your brainCopy !req
541. you might need later on.Copy !req
542. If I were any other patient, you'd both
be in the lounge, eating donuts.Copy !req
543. You're not any other patient.Copy !req
544. Right.Copy !req
545. Any other patient,
you don't feel guilty.Copy !req
546. But you don't get to torch
your career to pay for your sins.Copy !req
547. House told her to say that,
didn't he?Copy !req
548. Does that make it any less true?Copy !req
549. - You think he's right?
- Who cares?Copy !req
550. You're a hypocrite.Copy !req
551. You don't ask her if she wants
to be on the drug,Copy !req
552. but when there's a chance
you could help her get better,Copy !req
553. suddenly you're letting
her call the shots?Copy !req
554. That's not being noble.
That's saving your own ass.Copy !req
555. I'd feel worse if
he destroyed his career.Copy !req
556. Mesothelioma doesn't bleed.Copy !req
557. So what causes masses that do bleed?Copy !req
558. Avm's secondary to schistosomiasis.Copy !req
559. She'd be crawling with worms.
We'd have noticed it.Copy !req
560. Gorham's disease and
kasabach-merritt can both causeCopy !req
561. super-aggressive vascular tumors.Copy !req
562. Patient's heart just stopped.Copy !req
563. So what causes that?Copy !req
564. Cardiac tamponade.Copy !req
565. She's bleeding into her pericardium,
smothering her heart.Copy !req
566. Syringe.Copy !req
567. B. p.'s going back up.
It's working.Copy !req
568. No, it's not... look.Copy !req
569. We're transfusing platelets, ffp,
everything to try to keep her stable.Copy !req
570. But we can barely keep
up with the blood loss.Copy !req
571. At this rate, she could
be dead by the end of the day.Copy !req
572. We need to resect the vascular
tumors, stop the bleeding.Copy !req
573. Too late... No surgeon's
gonna touch her now.Copy !req
574. Should we give up?
Just let her bleed out?Copy !req
575. Don't be silly.Copy !req
576. You know what that would do
to our malpractice insurance rates?Copy !req
577. We go on the offensive.Copy !req
578. Cut off the invading
army's supply line.Copy !req
579. You're talking about embolization?Copy !req
580. Cut off the arteries that feed blood
to the tumors, they wither and die.Copy !req
581. Start with the ones in her lungs.Copy !req
582. If they get any bigger, she's
gonna have a hard time breathing.Copy !req
583. She'll have a hard
time telling us she's dead.Copy !req
584. You can't kill the tumors
without also killing healthy tissue.Copy !req
585. If we wipe out 3/4 of her lungs...Copy !req
586. Let's hope that running marathons
wasn't on her happy list.Copy !req
587. I found this.Copy !req
588. In the, uh, coat closet.Copy !req
589. Where I hid it.Copy !req
590. Thought I'd never see you again.Copy !req
591. Little, little greg.Copy !req
592. Yeah, you heard me right!Copy !req
593. Well, you are who you are.Copy !req
594. It's annoying, but...Copy !req
595. It's not your fault.Copy !req
596. It isn't about you.Copy !req
597. I...Copy !req
598. I'm sorry.Copy !req
599. Because you were doing this job
perfectly until the baby came along.Copy !req
600. What?Copy !req
601. I'm apologizing.
Can't you just accept my...Copy !req
602. I accept.Copy !req
603. We gonna have to do
this dance again in 28 days?Copy !req
604. - What the hell is wrong with you?
- Yesterday, you hate me.Copy !req
605. Today, you're practically
weeping on my shoulder.Copy !req
606. I can only assume that what I'm hearing
is your aunt flow telling me...Copy !req
607. When I was being a jerk,
you suddenly act human.Copy !req
608. But when I act human,
you turn back into a jerk.Copy !req
609. Guess our cycles
aren't matched up yet.Copy !req
610. This is your way of saying
you accept my apology, isn't it?Copy !req
611. Nope, this is my way of saying
you were doing a crappy job before;Copy !req
612. you will a slightly
crappier job now.Copy !req
613. Everything keeps going.
Nature of life.Copy !req
614. Nature of parenthood.Copy !req
615. Or this whole thing is just an act.Copy !req
616. And you've gone back to
the part you think you need to play.Copy !req
617. You should go talk to wilson.Copy !req
618. Rationalization man
needs a faithful sidekick.Copy !req
619. Now, rational man
needs to go save a life.Copy !req
620. If you're looking
for returnable bottles,Copy !req
621. kutner's already cleaned it out.Copy !req
622. Damn!Copy !req
623. Oh, well.Copy !req
624. That means the only thing
I'm gonna get out of this...Copy !req
625. Is a diagnosis.Copy !req
626. So the nurses gave her
pads instead of tampons.Copy !req
627. Is that diagnostically relevant?Copy !req
628. Fact that the nurses
had to give her anything is.Copy !req
629. Means she's bleeding
from her uterus.Copy !req
630. Women do that.Copy !req
631. It's perfectly natural.
Not scary at all.Copy !req
632. She menstruating
and she's bleeding everywhere.Copy !req
633. There's about a 3 or 4
in 28 chance it's a coincidence.Copy !req
634. Which leaves a much bigger chance that
the diagnosis is ectopic endometriosis.Copy !req
635. She had a myoma eight months ago.Copy !req
636. Surgeons cut through
her uterine wall.Copy !req
637. Every cut of the scalpelCopy !req
638. could have sent endometrial cells
spilling out into her bloodstream.Copy !req
639. Some of them took up
residence in her lungsCopy !req
640. some in her liver,
some in her spine.Copy !req
641. And like all horny little cells,Copy !req
642. they went forth and multiplied till
they reached a critical mass.Copy !req
643. In the days leading up
to her next period,Copy !req
644. when her uterus is supposed
to swell, everything swelled.Copy !req
645. And when her uterus was supposed
to bleed, everything bled.Copy !req
646. Yes, ladies,
I am blaming her period.Copy !req
647. Granted, it's the worst period ever.Copy !req
648. Although,
frankly, not by all that much.Copy !req
649. Cut out the masses, she'll be fine.Copy !req
650. Can't do surgery until her
cycle's over and she stops bleeding.Copy !req
651. Let's hope
she can hold out till then.Copy !req
652. In the meantime, get her a pint of
cookie dough ice creamCopy !req
653. and a dvd of beaches.Copy !req
654. I'm sorry.Copy !req
655. I can see you.Copy !req
656. How you feeling?Copy !req
657. Relative to the last few days,
awesome.Copy !req
658. You almost died.Copy !req
659. For the second time in eight months.Copy !req
660. I know.Copy !req
661. How do you feel about
your life choices this time?Copy !req
662. I didn't lie there
thinking "what if?"Copy !req
663. I always worry, on my deathbed
I'll think,Copy !req
664. "I didn't do anything
really important."Copy !req
665. You're gonna spend one day
of your life on your death bed.Copy !req
666. The other 25,000 are the
ones we should be worrying about.Copy !req
667. Go to bed happy tonight.Copy !req
668. Dr. Schmidt.Copy !req
669. It's Eric Foreman.Copy !req
670. Actually, the trial
isn't going too well.Copy !req
671. You told them, didn't you?Copy !req
672. Well, you really had no choice...Copy !req
673. On account of being an idiot.Copy !req
674. They gonna pull the drug?Copy !req
675. I broke protocol.Copy !req
676. Her results are no longer
admissible to the trial.Copy !req
677. They don't have to do anything.Copy !req
678. Anyone else gets a tumor,
they'll put a warning on the label.Copy !req
679. Gonna keep your license?Copy !req
680. They'll come after me if I attempt
to participate in any more trials.Copy !req
681. That's very decent of them.Copy !req
682. Well, good for me.Copy !req
683. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
684. And the next day.Copy !req
685. And the next day.Copy !req
686. That wasn't your locker, was it?Copy !req
687. It's a lock-er room.Copy !req
688. How else are they gonna learn?Copy !req
689. Do you think you can't
be happy without a kid?Copy !req
690. I don't know.Copy !req
691. I know I can't be happy without you.Copy !req
692. You snore.Copy !req
693. Shut up.Copy !req