1. This sucks.
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3. You know?
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4. - I don't think that...
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in detention?
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that's what teachers do.
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all of us to detention.
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12. - Yeah, but...
- Then what's the problem?
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13. Okay.
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14. The Camden hills
local jazz ensemble.
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17. yuletide carols
being sung by a choir
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19. everybody knows
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24. ShalimarFox, mpm, IceFreak
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26. gets pranked, also gets
visual hallucinations and vomiting.
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27. Turns out to be a failing liver.
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28. Why have Foreman's breasts
suddenly started to droop?
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29. Large breasts are a classic symptom
of you letting Foreman
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30. take vacation days so
he can finish his F.D.A. Reports
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31. - before the end of the year.
- When are you taking vacation?
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32. Hepatic and neurological
involvement...
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33. So I understand Foreman's absence.
Your presence, not so much.
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34. I'm bringing in a case.
You have noticed me doing that before.
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36. It's almost as if you have
a sexual interest in someone here,
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37. Like, say...
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39. Taub might think I like him
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40. if I stayed, which is why
I'm gonna do this.
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41. Somehow I don't think
that was really about me.
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42. - Wilson's disease.
- Ceruloplasmin's normal.
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43. You've got a christmas present.
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44. "Greg, made me think of you."
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45. That's funny.
Usually explodes after I do that.
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47. She's 16.
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48. The kind of boozing that destroys
your liver that early, parents
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49. or teachers would notice.
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50. Manual of the operations of surgery
by Joseph Bell.
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51. - You're throwing that away?
- Twice.
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52. - Someone's screwing with me. Forget it.
- Yeah,
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54. - Oldest gag in the book.
- Handwriting's kinda girly.
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55. - You got an admirer?
- I said forget the book!
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57. She's an overachiever.
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58. High grades. She volunteers.
She's a big target.
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59. I'm assuming literally.
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60. Depending on where this school falls
on the heathersscale.
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61. You think the kids slipped her
something? Their teachers grilled them.
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62. When do teachers ever know
how to motivate their students?
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63. What did you do to Natalie?
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64. It's all my fault.
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65. I didn't stop her
from being a total pig.
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66. - What are you...
- Your friend's liver is failing.
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67. We're doing what we can,
but she still might need a transplant.
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68. She could die unless you
tell us what you gave her.
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69. - Just tell him.
- Shut up.
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70. We gave her some'shrooms.
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71. We took some ourselves, we just...
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72. Wanted to make her
loosen up a little.
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73. How thoughtful of you.
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75. They're in Simon's locker.
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76. - This was your idea?
- No way.
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77. I didn't give her.
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78. Right, you just knew about it
and let them do it.
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79. Poisonous mushrooms
and hallucinogenic are different.
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80. Not if they don't dry correctly.
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81. Get back to school.
You better hope we got to her in time.
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82. - What?
- Am I going to get in trouble?
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83. Should we apologize or something?
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84. Yes, you should.
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85. Natalie's on the third floor.
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86. - Who's down there?
- Mr. Robins
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87. Where's the woman
I spoke to last week?
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88. The trial patient,
with the advanced symptoms.
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89. - She dropped out.
- Is she okay?
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90. Not health-related.
She...
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92. - Why?
- She didn't say.
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93. I only break into the houses
of very special patients
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95. I do good today, boss?
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97. Absolutely I'd call that good.
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98. Great. Thanks.
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99. - Your clipboard.
- Keep it.
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100. This place actually smells of evil.
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101. Where do you work, again?
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102. Why would House throw out
a book worth hundreds of dollars?
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103. To make you ask that question.
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104. Can you really put a price tag
on screwing with people?
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105. Can you get us into Natalie
soellner's locker while we're here?
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106. House always has an agenda.
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107. - Just screwing with us isn't...
- Yeah, he'd never do that.
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108. Wait, he already did last year.
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109. The secret santa gift
he got himself?
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110. He was making us fight
over who could get him the best gift.
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111. This time
he's just making us wonder.
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112. No animosity, no ugly competition.
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113. I think it's a real present.
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114. If it's real, then House
really was freaked.
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115. And if it affects him,
eventually it'll affect us.
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116. Maybe it wasn't those kids
who poisoned Natalie.
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118. I didn't try to kill myself.
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119. Then why'd you have
all those painkillers?
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120. In case I get a headache.
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121. Maybe you took a few too many.
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122. - Do you have any kids?
- No.
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123. But high school
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124. wasn't all that different
when I was your age.
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125. Teenagers can be incredibly mean.
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126. I know what you're going through.
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127. I bet you were cool.
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128. - You're pretty.
- You're pretty, too.
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129. I'm fat.
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130. I'm a loser.
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131. They all hate me.
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132. You know what they did last year?
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133. They took these photos of me
for the yearbook...
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134. But it wasn't.
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135. It was for this website.
Making fun of me...
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136. Calling me a pig.
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137. Forget about them.
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138. Let's just make you better.
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139. What's the point?
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140. Acetylcysteine could save her liver.
But we have to act fast.
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141. - If she took all those pills...
- There's no chance.
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142. She was the happiest,
sweetest little girl
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143. And a year ago she hits puberty,
and it's like this
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144. secretive little stranger
moved into her room.
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145. I try to talk to her about
what she's going through.
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146. Give her the treatment.
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147. - You can't really think that she...
- I don't know what to think.
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148. If it's a subpoena,
he's gotten that kind of present before.
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149. It was a book.
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150. That narrows it down.
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151. Just look for someone who knows
how to read or has been to a bookstore.
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152. Most bookstores don't carry
Joseph Bell on surgery.
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153. - Did it have a note?
- "Greg, made me think of you."
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the natural response is to guess
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and then descend into stunned silence?
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Wegener's diagnosis, but
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I thought it would kill him.
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after Stacy and...
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175. No, you idiots.
House is just screwing with you.
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with a mysterious green
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- Then how did you guess...
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178. I could be wrong.
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179. It's possible a secret admirer
gave House the same book
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183. We gotta go.
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184. Heartbeat?
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185. 150.
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186. B.P. 180 over 110.
Crackling.
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187. 3/4 of the way up.
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188. Guess this means
she didn't try to kill herself.
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189. Well, scratch the hallucinations.
That's from the mushrooms.
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190. Leaves liver failure
and now pulmonary edema.
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191. And you,
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192. Standing there, beseechingly.
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193. I was going to stalk you at home, it was
a busy week, your office is closer.
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194. Thirteen and Foreman
were busy drug trialing
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195. and we needed an answer on the overdose,
so we called her in.
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196. She's just updating us.
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197. - Convenient.
- Update's done.
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198. This is a good experience for me,
as my parents never got divorced.
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199. - Theories?
- Glue sniffing.
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200. Effects on the lungs
would have been immediate.
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201. House, we all know
what's going on here.
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202. Cuddy gave you that present.
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203. No.
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205. No fever, no polys in the sputum.
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208. I told you to lay off the present.
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209. And the L.S.D.
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210. We got distracted
by the painkillers.
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211. - Toxins are still the most likely...
- Just tell her how you feel.
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214. Damn it.
Love like this
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by the way.
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just wrapped a new present.
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222. Thirteen and Kutner,
search the home and the school.
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homeless man.
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in the video store
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Kevin Spacey's keyser soze?
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227. And by the way, that ending
really made no sense at all.
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228. You had my present for a year
and didn't even open it?
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229. I had no way of knowing
there was an expensive book inside.
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even for you.
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is a completely meaningless,
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why
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for fireman strippers recently?
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having sustained,
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and since you can't,
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your psych rotation?
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248. It's too bad you can't just
be nice to people.
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a real present that way.
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my patients'eyes and act like you.
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mrs. Moron.
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perhaps calling her mrs. Moron.
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incapable of being polite.
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meaningful way?
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all through the holiday season,
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steal tiny tim's porridge.
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- Yeah,
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268. I gotta stop being such a jerk.
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- Yeah, I remember you.
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He...
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275. - The one that was runnin'the tests.
- Dr. Foreman.
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276. He's a great neurologist.
He is
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- You... you like him?
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289. I'm not gonna spend it
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290. It's tuberculosis.
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291. You got that from an anal swab?
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292. - Man, you're good.
- There was a more subtle clue.
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295. Cough's lasted two months,
he was cachectic.
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tie him to the patient...
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there was some subtle clue,
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298. like the fact that he was standing next
to her in the soup line for a week.
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299. - I hate spunk.
- T.B. can cause liver failure,
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Fits.
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303. Who says it's a duty?
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- Hi, I'm Whitney.
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How can I help you?
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Coffee?
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- No, but that's so nice.
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are kind of rushed.
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why be a doctor?
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316. That's beccaria's sign.
That'll be gone by your third trimester.
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319. - Oh, God.
- You didn't know you were pregnant?
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just from the headache?
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322. I missed my period,
I got fat, threw up,
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stretched over the swollen boobs,
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imported into the clinic,
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that doesn't do anything
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that you feel in the morning.
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I could get pregnant, like...
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between you and the seat,
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338. - Oh, God. Natalie.
- She's having a seizure.
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339. - Put her on her side. Nurse!
- Is this from the T.B.?
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340. Not with the supple neck.
I don't know what this is.
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341. Four milligrams lorazepam.
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342. Liver, lungs, and now brain...
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347. She's gonna lose her liver.
We gotta get her on the transplant list.
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350. It's possible that you
have the hots for me,
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that I have that reversed.
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I wanna make sure she's okay.
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- Normal complement level,
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- She remind you of... You?
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357. You had every Tom, Dick,
and Hershel wet-dreaming about you.
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think of another helpless,
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360. You are not really making this
about the baby I tried to adopt.
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362. Just enough time
to get over hurt feelings.
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363. Natalie's 16.
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364. I think you're confusing
being maternal with being human.
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365. - If we hadn't ruled out mushrooms...
- Maybe we shouldn't have.
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Think allergic.
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could cause liver failure,
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and encephalopathy.
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369. She ate the'shrooms days ago.
There's no way she'd still be sick.
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370. Unless it also gave her
a fungal infection.
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in antifungals.
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I really appreciate it.
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you can overcome with sheer willpower.
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prescribe willpower.
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she'd have to leave the trial anyway.
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She'll come back.
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- You said the same thing
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- And it worked.
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of your Christmas future is tough.
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is to make sure she follows her regimen,
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pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat.
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but with a particular inflection.
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- Is there any other way?
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of a civil war soldier
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carried the non-musket ball
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in a neighboring field.
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406. Nine months later,
a miracle child was born.
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have made it up there somehow?
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411. More likely, it came from the guy
whose penis made it up there somehow.
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412. - But sure, anything's possible.
- I want a paternity test.
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this early on in the pregnancy.
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- Well, who cares? He doesn't know.
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we'll do the paternity test.
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it would explain symptoms.
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don't worry.
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to talk about with your parents around,
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There are people you can talk to...
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- I'll... I'll be okay.
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425. I was just doing my homework.
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426. I'm such a dork,
I guess that cheers me up.
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427. Parents brought it?
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428. No, Simon did.
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429. The jocky kid in your class?
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430. He just left.
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431. Security.
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432. - I was just bringing her her homework.
- You helped bully this little girl
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433. and completely refuse
to accept responsibility.
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434. No way you came here out of compassion.
That only leaves guilt.
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435. - What'd you do?
- Nothing.
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436. Stop lying. Or I'll take the drugs
I found in your locker down to the cops,
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437. you slimy little jerk.
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438. - He didn't do anything to you.
- This isn't about me.
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439. I get it. You were bullied yourself
when you were in school.
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440. - Take it easy.
- I wasn't bullied.
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441. Right... The Indian foster kid
whose parents were shot in front of him.
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442. You were clearly homecoming king.
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443. Let's try this again.
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444. - Just tell me...
- Honestly, you don't understand.
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445. We used to be friends.
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446. And I'd be friends
with her now if, you know,
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447. people wouldn't make fun of me.
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448. There's nothing you could
tell us that'll help?
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449. Did she mention
she used to drink a lot?
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450. How do you know that?
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451. Look, don't tell anyone, all right?
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452. I had my brother's I.d.
And I kind of supplied people.
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453. I used to get her
a few bottles of vodka each week.
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454. Why'd you stop?
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455. She got her own I.d.
Said it was cheaper buying it herself.
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456. You can go.
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457. I think we got our diagnosis.
Our little girl's a drunk.
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458. I don't drink.
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459. - I did back then, but...
- You could die.
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460. We can't get you on the transplant list
until we know why your liver is failing.
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461. Alcohol abuse would explain that.
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462. - The seizures could be from withdrawal.
- I haven't drunk in six months.
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463. I didn't even drink
that much back then.
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464. A couple of vodka bottles a week?
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465. I didn't open half of them.
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466. I just bought them because...
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467. You know, 'cause Simon
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468. We used to be friends.
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469. And that's the only way
I could get him to even talk to me.
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470. Then why did you stop buying from him?
He said you got your own I.d.
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471. I don't know.
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472. See, that's not a good answer.
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473. Remember when you asked me
if I had any kids?
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474. I don't. I don't know, maybe it
has nothing to do with it,
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475. but I was good at school,
good at work, lousy at life.
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476. I screwed up every
relationship I ever had.
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477. And I thought,"why would I
want to bring a child into this?"
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478. But then I got older.
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479. And...
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480. How you feel now will pass.
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481. Don't let it screw up
your whole life.
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482. It's already screwed up.
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483. My asthma.
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484. They said they'd fix it,
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485. but it didn't make
any difference at all.
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486. Well, sometimes
doctors make mistakes...
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487. Anna, and then you have to try
twice as hard to fix them.
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488. - Are you using your inhaler?
- All the time.
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489. Go through one a week.
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490. You sure you're using it right?
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491. Do I look like an idiot?
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492. Why don't you show me
how your inhaler works?
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493. Jerk.
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494. - What was that all about?
- Jamaican chicken recipes.
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495. The parents said no to the benzos,
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496. but I still think Natalie's
not being honest with me.
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497. So she's willing to die
to cover up some boozing.
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498. She's depressed.
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499. She feels like she deserves
what the kids are dishing out on her.
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500. I think she either wants to die
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501. or she wants the attention
that dying gives her.
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502. I have no idea why you care so much.
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503. Tell Kutner to start her on benzos.
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504. House, the parents just...
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505. Not the alcoholism.
Seizures. Totally different.
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506. Don't need their approval for that.
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507. You sure you want to know?
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508. If it makes it any easier,
I'm gonna tell you anyway.
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509. We want to know.
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510. What does it say?
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511. Don't leave.
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512. You go home last night?
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513. I meant to.
Started reading this file,
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514. just couldn't put it down.
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515. Let me ask you...
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516. That patient that dropped out,
the one I told you about...
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517. You think I should pursue it more?
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518. No, patients drop out.
That's why we start with hundreds.
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519. Well, I just thought
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520. there's an easy way to make the people
who drop off come back, then why not...
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521. - They're not people.
- Really?
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522. I thought the zombie trials
were all completed during phase two.
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523. You can't see the patients as people.
You can't even see them as patients.
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524. - They're numbers.
- Look...
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525. - A friend of mine has this disease.
- I don't wanna know.
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526. There's a reason
if this is double-blind...
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527. Any personal stake
we have skews the studies.
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528. Science is not about
human relationships. It's about results.
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529. Now, you know that.
You work for House.
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530. Why do you think I
brought you on as my partner?
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531. She was talking to me
and she passed out.
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532. - Her heart's slowing down.
- Can you fix it?
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533. - Can you fix it?
- I'm trying.
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534. Pushing one amp atropine.
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535. We've been waiting
here for six hours.
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536. Am I the father or not?
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537. No. But...
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538. She also didn't cheat on you.
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539. Normally, sperm meets egg,
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540. DNA meets DNA,
goes back to her place,
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541. cells divide, nine months later,
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542. joy is bundled.
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543. That's normally.
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544. Abnormally, an egg could have two...
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545. naturally occurring gene mutations
that don't naturally occur together.
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546. A spontaneous calcium spike could prep
the egg for fertilization without sperm,
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547. and a division mistake
could let the egg split up
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548. without ever needing
male DNA at all.
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549. Parthenogenesis.
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550. A baby without a daddy.
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551. In humans, it's only ever been
theorized, but it was never proved.
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552. Until now.
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553. - Mommy.
- Baby.
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554. Your daughter has only maternal DNA.
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555. I personally checked
this five times.
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556. In seven months,
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557. you will have...
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558. a virgin birth.
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559. Merry christmas.
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560. Gotta tell you about
this clinic patient.
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561. Natalie's liver is continuing to fail.
And now bradycardia.
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562. Atropine isn't keeping
the heart rate up.
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563. We're gonna have to
put her on a pacemaker.
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564. Alcohol withdrawal would
cause her heart to race, not crawl.
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565. There's nothing
wrong with her heart.
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566. EKG, echo, electrolyte panel
are all normal.
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567. - Multiple endocrine syndrome?
- Free t-4's normal.
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568. - Hypothalamic brain tumor?
- Didn't come up on the CT Scan.
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569. It's hitting all her organs.
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570. Could be the blood.
What's her alk phos?
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571. 300.
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572. It can't be leukemia.
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573. High alk phos could
also be from liver failure.
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574. She's a teenager, means bone growth
and destruction could throw it off.
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575. Maybe, but it's higher
than you'd expect.
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576. Start her on chemo.
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577. We'll do a bone marrow
biopsy to confirm.
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578. Why are you ordering
tests instead of treatment?
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579. Her heart and liver
are about to give up.
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580. Do whatever you need to.
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581. Why are you so
attached to this girl?
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582. It's your call.
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583. He doesn't want us to treat her.
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584. If it's leukemia, even if we kill
every cancer cell,
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585. - her heart and liver are too far gone.
- Double transplant.
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586. With brain involvement?
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587. The committee won't
even open the file.
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588. There's no reason
to put a dying girl
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589. through a painful treatment
if it can't save her.
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590. He's being kind.
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591. I'll arrange a biopsy.
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592. Mrs. Burke?
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593. We are conducting another
trial in tandem with yours.
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594. Same drug, lower dose.
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595. The nausea will be less.
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596. I did some checking.
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597. I can switch you.
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598. Here's the forms
if you want back in.
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599. What if we're wrong?
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600. Maybe we shouldn't have
overlooked autoimmunes.
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601. High sed rate...
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602. we went over this.
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603. Normal complement level.
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604. So it isn't hepatic fibrosis.
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605. Could still be...
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606. Microangiopathic vasculitis.
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607. With high-dose steroids,
we might be able to reverse...
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608. you run a hospital that treats
thousands of patients every day.
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609. Some of them die.
Every day.
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610. If you're gonna get this
worked up over every one of them...
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611. yes!
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612. BRB!
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613. - What is it?
- Thank you from a patient.
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614. For you?
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615. I saved her marriage by showing
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616. that her pregnancy was
the result of parthenogenesis.
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617. Human parthenogenesis?
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618. - You proved...
- Yep.
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619. It's unbelievable.
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620. But I personally
checked it five times.
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621. How did you check it five times?
The cycler's broken,
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622. you would have had to send it out.
It would have taken...
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623. That does sound impossible,
now that I think of it.
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624. I guess the better explanation is that
the paternity test showed she cheated
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625. so I faked the whole
parthenogenesis thingy.
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626. - What?
- Why?
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627. I win.
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628. You faked a scientific miracle
just to win a bet with wilson?
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629. More an argument.
I realize it would have been simpler to
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630. fake the paternity test, but hey...
Christmas spirit and all that.
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631. I think you're confusing
nice and evil again.
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632. Letting a woman deceive her husband
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633. by inventing a virgin birth
just so you can...
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634. and it obviously would have been
more fitting if the baby
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635. had been born on christmas,
not just invented then.
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636. It's not leukemia.
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637. Seizures, liver failure...
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638. it's eclampsia.
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639. This means we don't
have one dead patient.
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640. We have two.
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641. You have a disease called eclampsia.
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642. It causes
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643. liver failure, pulmonary edema,
and seizures.
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644. It's also associated
with cardiomyopathy.
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645. That's a pregnancy disease.
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646. You tested her when she came in.
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647. You can get eclampsia
up to a month after giving birth.
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648. That's ridiculous.
How could she hide a pregnancy?
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649. Loose clothes.
She's heavy to begin with.
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650. It was probably premature.
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651. If it was three weeks ago, they
could have missed it on a physical exam.
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652. The baby's why you quit drinking,
isn't it?
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653. Why you asked me if I had kids.
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654. Why you feel guilty.
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655. I'm sorry.
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656. Who did this to you?
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657. Simon.
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658. It wasn't bad.
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659. We were like boyfriend/girlfriend
for a while, we just didn't tell anyone.
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660. He doesn't even know about...
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661. what happened to the baby?
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662. I was gonna give it away.
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663. If they found out at school...
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664. I was at the soup kitchen
and she started coming.
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665. There was this empty house down
the street, but...
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666. then she wasn't breathing.
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667. I tried so hard,
but I couldn't do anything.
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668. I'm... so sorry.
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669. If I had her in a hospital,
maybe she'd be alive.
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670. Can you cure this?
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671. The damage to the heart
and liver are permanent.
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672. I'm gonna die?
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673. I'm sorry.
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674. I didn't even bury her.
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675. I just put my coat over her.
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676. Get out of my house.
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677. I'm a doctor.
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678. - I don't care who you are.
- Did you, uh...
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679. find the body of a baby?
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680. I said get out.
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681. Michael?
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682. Who are you?
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683. That's not your baby.
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684. You're tiny. There's no way you
gave birth three weeks ago.
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685. She's my sister's.
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686. That baby is sick.
She needs clean water.
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687. She needs real heat.
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688. She was probably born with
a partially blocked airway and...
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689. might even have brain damage.
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690. You can't take care
of her in a place like this.
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691. Shut up.
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692. - I took care of her...
- I know.
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693. You found her.
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694. You saved her life.
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695. Now you have to let her go.
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696. Who is that?
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697. It's your daughter.
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698. She was alive.
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699. People found her
and took care of her.
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700. She's beautiful.
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701. - No transplant?
- We appealed.
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702. Too sick.
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703. - How much time does she have left?
- A couple of days at most.
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704. What about the baby?
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705. Seems healthy,
but it's too early to tell.
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706. She's in the hospital for observation
for a few days, but after that...
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707. best case, winds up with
her teenage father
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708. who just got voted
captain of the varsity bullying team.
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709. He's just a kid.
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710. - You all right?
- I gotta go.
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711. Jonathan.
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712. It... it's, uh...
It's lawrence kutner.
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713. Why are you here?
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714. I wanted to apologize.
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715. For all of the horrible
stuff I did to you in high school.
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716. I'm sorry.
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717. What's gonna happen to her?
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718. I spoke to both
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719. It's too painful.
They're putting her up for adoption.
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720. What are you gonna do?
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721. I already spoke to a lawyer.
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722. I become a foster parent
and then I adopt.
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723. Merry christmas, Cuddy.
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724. Where is everybody?
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725. Down at the party.
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726. I heard janice is back on the trial.
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727. My christmas gift to you.
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728. I was wrong.
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729. You're not house.
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730. Yeah, well,
that's my christmas gift to myself.
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