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5. Hey, hey. Listen, I gotta go, okay?
I'll call you tomorrow.
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7. Get away. Get away.
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11. I ought to go back
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How do you figure that, Kenny?
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throw two in there for prep,
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27. It'll repair a lot of the damage done...
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28. We need a sound bite.
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29. Would you say,
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30. Yeah, yeah. That's probably true.
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31. No, I mean, I need you to say it.
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32. Dr. Chase,
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35. - He's in v-fib.
- Paddles!
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39. Haven't given it yet.
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40. Clear!
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42. I said turn that damn camera off! Clear!
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deformity was about to undergo
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an unexplained cardiac arrest.
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45. Good.
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46. Good?
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48. We have the patient on a pacing wire,
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50. Yeah, we know. We're doctors.
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53. Until we are able to figure out exactly
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is on hold, obviously.
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56. Fascinating case.
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57. I will see you again
after I have saved his life.
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58. Have a warm bath waiting.
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59. Are you following me?
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60. Darnell will be trailing you
throughout the case.
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63. We'll stay out of your way.
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64. No, it was a joke.
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65. See, I became a doctor
because of the movie, Patch Adams.
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66. Listen, do you wanna
get ahead of me and maybe back up,
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67. I don't know, low down,
so I look more powerful?
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better in rooms with summer colors.
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70. You know what? It's black and white...
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watching you check out my ass
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wardrobe and questioned your ass?
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for the hospital
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force you to act like a human being.
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80. You using force on me is intriguing.
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cameras make people act.
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sometimes just weird,
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team to be unafraid
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87. That production company is covering
all the medical costs for this kid.
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with the same face.
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90. Sorry about that. Private.
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91. She waxes her moustache once a month
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92. and sometimes gets
some pretty gnarly ingrown hairs.
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93. So, did he hire you flat out or are you
competing for one of the spots?
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94. I'm not sure what you mean by that.
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95. She's not competing.
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96. She was handpicked by House.
She's safe, like Foreman.
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97. So that takes three spots down to one.
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98. - Where's Foreman?
- He's in the bathroom.
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99. Good. Come on. Let's go for a walk.
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100. Walks look good on camera.
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102. New patient.
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103. Sixteen-year-old boy with second-degree
infranodal heart block.
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104. Post-arrest.
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106. Certainly not light-headedness.
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108. Not in front of the company.
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109. Are we gonna be on TV?
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110. I'm making a music video.
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111. Come on. A little faster, more energy.
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112. Why are you glad Foreman's not here?
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113. Because he would object
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116. Hey, buddy.
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117. You stay in there, we'll be out here,
making sure he doesn't move again.
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118. God! Finally I hear myself think.
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119. - Our patient has...
- Why did you hire her?
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120. Because she has way
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121. than the other
swimsuit models I was considering.
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122. Our patient has a frontonasal
encephalocele with a mid line cleft.
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123. Don't stare directly at it.
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125. Simple. His big head.
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126. Increased intracranial pressure
would cause heart block.
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127. Wrong. Sixteen years they've been
testing that insane noggin to death.
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128. What about a congenital heart defect?
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129. He has a mid line anomaly on his head,
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130. makes sense he'd have
a mid line anomaly in his heart, too.
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131. The 16 years of testing didn't show?
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132. Why did you bring her
in so late? It's not fair.
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133. - The rest of us...
- Hey, hey, hey! You wanted fair,
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134. you picked the wrong job,
the wrong profession,
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137. Treat the patient like
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138. Infection? Could be endocarditis.
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139. Well, since he doesn't have
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140. I assume you're thinking
he's an IV drug user?
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141. House said assume he's normal.
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142. Dealers don't ask for ID
and don't care what you look like.
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143. Nice. You're right about the habit.
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144. You're wrong about the substance.
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145. Blackened skin under the nose
equals frostbite from huffing Freon.
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146. Freon's toxic, it damages the heart.
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147. Discoloration could
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148. It's a common side effect
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149. There's also discoloration
on the cheeks and forehead.
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151. If I'm right,
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152. I'm not part of some game, am I?
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153. I gave up a career
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154. Yes, this is a real offer.
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155. I think she might be an idiot.
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156. - Who?
- No, she can't be an idiot.
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157. I mean, she was in the CIA,
for God's sake.
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158. And the Bay of Pigs
was a daring triumph.
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159. She had good ideas in Langley.
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160. All your ideas.
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161. She was able to identify
that they were good ideas.
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162. Stab in the dark here, is she pretty?
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163. She's new.
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164. - She's nervous.
- She's a C-cup.
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166. They all say dumb things in differentials.
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170. She left a career.
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171. Wow.
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172. Either that's actual guilt,
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173. My son is not huffing Freon.
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174. Mr. Arnold, Dr. House is like a
savant when it comes to diagnostics.
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175. What's his genius theory?
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he's doing drugs to deal with his pain?
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179. You're like any other parent who thinks
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185. - How's school going?
- I'm home schooled.
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187. Going to school was boring.
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189. I had a rough time in school, too.
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I don't mean to compare our situations.
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193. You can edit that out, right,
so I don't look like an idiot?
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196. Can I have something for my headache?
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202. It wasn't drugs.
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203. Well, then, give me something better.
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205. It could be toxoplasmosis.
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207. If it was toxoplasmosis,
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208. and because you're not pretty enough to
be an idiot, you must know that already,
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211. Because it is intracranial pressure.
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popping acetaminophen like peanuts.
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It needs an "or."
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220. which is possible, I'm not great
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232. Yeah. Who cares if you're dead?
It's how you look.
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233. Well, since you've given me nothing
better, we're back to drugs.
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on the membranous septum.
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236. Could be an artifact.
We can redo it, but...
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237. Nothing's nothing. Do an EP study.
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238. EP study means
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243. and once I've found the right pathway,
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245. It sounds worse than it is. You'll be fine.
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252. If I did drugs,
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254. And then you could
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255. That's why we're here.
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people are watching them, staring?
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because they're beautiful,
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- No...
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272. We need to intubate.
I need some help in here!
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273. Too bad you guys
are going for a theatrical release.
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274. Vomiting blood would have
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277. No pallor, no melena.
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279. I always wear ties, I'm a doctor.
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281. Sorry.
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283. Hemorrhage could have
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284. Nice lipstick.
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285. Thank you.
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286. Bad idea.
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more interested in the medicine,
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292. Could be something
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293. Good.
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patient hasn't lost his appetite
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the gastrointestinal tract
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297. Yeah, but other than that, real good.
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298. Nasopharyngeal angiofibrosis.
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Tumor causes bleeding,
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paraneoplastic syndrome,
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303. Finally, someone who is
not just a pretty face.
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304. You and Taub,
run the scope, find the tumor.
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307. Liver is the one organ you can't
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308. True.
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310. It causes an increase in the cavernous
sinus pressure, which causes pressure
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311. in the superior vena cava,
which shuts down the liver.
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- No.
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in front of the thousands of people
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330. The records were sealed.
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331. Personally, I think he was just
tapping his foot
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335. No. Literally, a witch hunt.
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337. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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338. You have an all-access pass
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339. Come on! Come on! Let's go!
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and I didn't even notice it.
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350. The bitch is pretty.
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- The bitch? She's a bitch.
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Boy meets girl. Boy gets stupid.
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- No.
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intracranial pressure...
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- ... which is causing...
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Where's the labored breathing?
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put down that camera at all? You know?
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373. No, 'cause now they're too worried
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379. Liver failure plus heart block
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You're only gonna see swelling.
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389. Hey. I don't wanna be on TV.
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391. We'll blur you out.
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392. Take off your pants.
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393. You gonna be able
to use any of this if I start swearing?
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as he treats his current fellows?
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396. That's not even a word.
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410. You know, he was always stimulating.
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411. Not in an erotic sense of the word.
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412. Fork. They forked,
and then they spooned!
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there's increased pressure.
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430. You get a gold Star of David for proving,
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431. yes, this kid has a big head
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432. and big heads cause pressure.
Doesn't explain the liver.
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433. Too much acetaminophen does.
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434. JRA explains all of it, including the liver.
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435. One theory's better
than two. Treat with steroids.
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436. If you're wrong, steroids are gonna mess
with his immune system,
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437. put off his surgery for months.
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438. You really wanna lose
this argument in front of the camera?
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439. I'll speak to the father.
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440. Dr. House believes that Kenny has JRA.
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441. Juvenile rheumatoid arthritis.
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442. We need to start administering steroids.
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443. Will the steroids fix it?
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444. I don't think he has JRA.
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445. I think Dr. House is wrong,
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446. and that the steroid
treatment could be dangerous.
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447. I think I can get House
thrown off the case,
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448. and get Kenny
the facial surgery he needs.
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449. The father refused steroids until
we're sure about the diagnosis.
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450. I am sure.
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451. It's JRA.
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452. And why would he even doubt that,
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453. unless a former fellow of mine
was chirping in his ear?
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454. The decision was his.
I merely voiced my concern.
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455. Why did you take this job?
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456. He's got a bulging cyst.
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457. Perfectly good plastic
surgery practice, lots of money.
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458. Fluids aren't draining properly.
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459. Temptation to come screw with me
just too much for you?
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460. There's gotta be a better reason.
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461. He needs surgery to drain it.
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462. Oh, and I think
I mentioned this earlier. You're fired.
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463. What you did was over the line. Get out.
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464. But don't go anywhere.
You're not fired, yet.
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465. No one is firing anyone
in the middle of this case.
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466. Not while those cameras are here,
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467. and not while Taub is the only person
that this father trusts.
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468. Where are you going?
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469. To do what I always do
in these situations.
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470. Treat my patient behind his back.
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471. That's one option.
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472. Or you can do a CT scan
of the kid's head.
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473. If there's no mid line shift,
we know Taub's wrong
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474. and you get your consent
to give the kid steroids.
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475. Just a warning.
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476. If we have to start getting consent
every time we do a procedure,
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477. soon they'll be asking
for informed consent.
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478. Didn't think
you had the guts to stage a coup.
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479. Coup failed.
I'm scheduled for execution at dawn.
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480. No, you're not.
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481. No reprieve from the governor.
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482. You're a test result
away from becoming House's front runner.
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483. He doesn't care about what you said,
or what you did five minutes ago.
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484. He just wants the next good idea.
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485. Show me 20 percent
magnification of the forebrain.
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486. I look at our patient, as soon as I
saw his face, I saw a regular kid.
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487. One thing about being a plastic surgeon,
you don't see what is,
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488. you see what could be.
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489. Talk like that around House '
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490. doesn't matter how many
good ideas you come up with.
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491. - So -,
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492. tell me what you don't like about yourself.
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493. Gosh.
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494. There's so many things.
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495. Is Dr. Taub available?
Because he was very highly recommended.
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496. Well, he's no longer practicing with us,
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497. but I've taken over all his files,
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498. so if you tell me what needs work...
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499. Do you know why he left?
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500. He had personal issues
to deal with, so if we could just...
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501. My goodness. Is he okay?
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502. Oh, yeah, he's fine. He's fine.
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503. Because my friend
had his ears done by Dr. Taub.
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504. Should he worry that
they may pop back?
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505. No, it wasn't a professional issue.
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506. I'm sorry,
I really can't go into more detail.
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507. Shall we discuss your needs?
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508. You know that toe next to the big toe?
Mine's bigger than my big toe.
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509. Is there any way to shorten it?
Or make my big toe bigger?
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510. Like, a toe-gmentation?
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511. Did he lie, cheat or steal?
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512. You're not here
for a consultation, are you?
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513. What gave me away?
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514. Was it my obviously perfect feet?
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515. Hi.
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516. CT shows that...
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517. Let's go.
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518. What are you two doing here?
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519. Skipping three scenes.
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520. CT's back. He's gonna say that there's
evidence of an anomaly,
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521. I'm gonna say, he's wrong.
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522. He's gonna go back to the father
and we'll all end up here.
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523. The defect is pushing
on the right frontal lobe.
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524. This bend is a sign of herniation.
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525. Or, it's a sign
of increased pressure from JRA.
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526. Dr. Taub would rather
distract you from the truth
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527. with sparkly things,
like four karat diamonds.
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528. House.
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529. Your partner said
that you left for personal reasons,
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530. but your wife said you lost a patient.
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531. You son of a bitch,
you spoke to my wife?
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532. See, that confused me.
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533. Why would you give her a diamond
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534. if you screwed somebody else over?
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535. If you screwed her over,
I mean, I could...
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536. Get that camera out of here!
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537. You say anything to her?
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538. Just asked questions.
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539. Get them out of here, too.
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540. We're doctors.
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541. I screwed around
with a nurse. It became a deal.
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542. My partners found out and I resigned.
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543. There. Happy?
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544. If you could be
a bit more descriptive, I'd be happier.
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545. Some people pop pain pills,
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546. I cheat.
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547. We all have our vices.
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548. Taub, I don't see it.
Stay away from the family.
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549. House, start steroids
and stay away from his family.
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550. Wow, you are ugly.
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551. Wow, you're an ass.
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552. I have a deformity.
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553. I know, that's why you're ugly.
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554. But you're a lucky boy.
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555. Anywhere else in the animal kingdom,
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556. your parents would have
eaten you at birth.
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557. Your son needs steroids.
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558. Dr. Cuddy agrees.
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559. Does Dr. Taub?
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560. He's not a real doctor.
He's a plastic surgeon.
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561. All he cares is
that your son looks good in his coffin.
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562. So, I'm supposed to believe you?
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563. The doctor who cares.
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564. You shouldn't care if I care.
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565. I don't trust you.
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566. Because I don't think
the surgery's important?
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567. You're putting your trust in someone
who does think the surgery's important.
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568. You're willing to take chances to risk
his life for something he doesn't need?
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569. I do need it.
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570. I can't have real relationships.
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571. I can't even have a real conversation.
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572. Not even with my dad.
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573. Dad.
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574. I know you love me.
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575. But you don't treat me normal.
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576. You're always protective.
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577. The world can always go to hell.
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578. But you never yell at me.
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579. Even when I screw up.
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580. I wanna be normal.
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581. Take your steroids, and you get to live.
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582. Then you can do your surgery.
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583. But it'll only change your face.
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584. It won't change who your face made you.
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585. We're gonna get caught.
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586. Not on film.
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587. All their camera equipment's in here.
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588. Where did you get those keys?
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589. Blue, the janitor.
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590. What?
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591. That's his name.
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592. His name's Lou.
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593. Owe him an apology.
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594. Just watch 20 minutes of this stuff,
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595. tell me if I'm out of my mind.
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596. Finally, we have video evidence.
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597. Dr. House, heart block plus liver failure
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598. could mean autoimmune.
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599. Maybe scleroderma.
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600. Foreman? Does that make sense?
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601. Not without tight skin on the hands,
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602. muscle weakness
and a 30-year-old patient.
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603. Can I see that again?
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604. What did you miss?
She screwed up, I didn't...
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605. No, just the part
where she leans forward.
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606. I think you can see through her dress.
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607. Upper GI bleed.
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608. Could be something he ate or drank.
Maybe a peptic ulcer.
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609. Good.
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610. You thought that was a good idea?
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611. What am I gonna do?
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612. Just enjoy.
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613. I'm gonna keep her around,
because she makes me an idiot?
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614. Well, you're protected,
Foreman seems immune.
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615. You think he's gay?
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616. Did he become an idiot around Chase?
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617. I just said it's not a nasal...
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618. Wait a minute, rewind that.
Was that Thirteen?
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619. Wow.
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620. I can't believe I'm that guy.
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621. Every guy is that guy.
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622. I'm not every guy-
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623. What is this? Semantics here?
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624. Okay, all guys are that guy.
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625. I'm not all guys!
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626. Cameron was smart.
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627. You know, I'm beginning to doubt that.
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628. I wanted to clarify
something I said earlier.
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629. "I love Dr. House,"
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630. and then I qualified it,
which, after thinking about it,
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631. I didn't really need to do.
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632. I did love being around him.
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633. I guess, I just wanted to qualify
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634. what I qualified before.
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635. I'm looking defensive, aren't I?
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636. No, no. I think that's great.
Clears everything up.
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637. It's no big deal, really...
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638. There's a mass lesion
in the left anterior temporal lobe
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639. surrounded by oedema.
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640. Did you just insult me in Pig Latin?
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641. Dr. House, please.
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642. Will you just take a look at this?
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643. The defect is causing
this nodular shadow here, you see it?
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644. You're right, I didn't see that before.
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645. Come on, let's go.
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646. Hey.
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647. I know you think you're feeling better,
on account of feeling better,
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648. but this trusted family doctor
thinks that he's found a mass lesion,
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649. so if you could lie back down
and struggle to breathe...
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650. Okay-
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651. You were right.
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652. I'm thrilled I'm wrong.
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653. This is great, Kenny.
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654. You're gonna get your surgery now.
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655. First person I'm coming
back to see is you,
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656. because compared to me,
you're gonna look like butt.
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657. Hey!
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658. What, no comeback?
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659. Look at that.
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660. What?
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661. His little finger, it's twitching.
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662. No, it's not.
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663. Just give it a second. There.
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664. And?
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665. He's not better.
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666. What's wrong?
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667. My diagnosis.
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668. I don't know what he has.
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669. Cancel the surgery.
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670. New symptom.
Involuntary muscle movement.
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671. Twitching finger is a symptom?
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672. The body doing something
it's not supposed to do
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673. is the definition of a symptom.
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674. Kid's about to have
a life-changing operation. He's nervous.
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675. Or he's not.
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676. Or you were right.
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677. Kid got better
when we put him on steroids.
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678. This is JRA and it's under control now.
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679. Or the steroids
have just tempered his condition.
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680. He got a haircut,
but he's still got bad hair.
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681. What about Lyme disease?
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682. It explains everything,
the heart issues, the internal bleeding,
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683. even why he'd get better on steroids.
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684. On the other hand,
if he has Lyme disease,
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685. there'd be other subtle clues
like a huge target-shaped rash.
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686. But thanks for playing.
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687. Why can't you just
accept the fact that you cured this kid?
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688. You want to stop his surgery!
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689. You're not normal.
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690. So you don't want anyone
also to be normal.
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691. You don't think normal's healthy.
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692. Could be rheumatic fever.
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693. Also explains why the steroids helped.
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694. It's a similar inflammatory disease.
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695. Rheumatic fever
doesn't explain liver failure.
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696. Taub thinks that acetaminophen does.
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697. Fine. Let's test your theory.
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698. Remove his pacing wire.
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699. If he's better,
his heart will be just fine on its own
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700. and then he can have his operation.
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701. If I'm right, his heart will stop.
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702. Kutner, have the paddles on standby.
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703. Another chance to blow someone up.
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704. There'll be some minor discomfort
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705. and you'll feel a slow,
steady pulling sensation.
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706. Are you sure his heart is ready for this?
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707. Absolutely.
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708. He's convinced he's sure.
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709. Whereas I care about your son,
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710. and have therefore brought
a professional defibrillist.
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711. We're not gonna need those.
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712. Dad, I feel fine, and my finger
hasn't moved in a while.
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713. Okay. Take him off.
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714. Here we go.
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715. Heart rates 85 beats
per minute. BP 110 over 70.
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716. Is he okay?
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717. I feel the same.
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718. He's fine. You're fine.
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719. Thank God!
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720. What do you mean, thank God?
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721. God's the guy who gave it to him.
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722. Thank you. Thank you.
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723. Can you tell us about the procedure?
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724. We have to use both an extra
and intracranial approach
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725. to get enough exposure
to reduce the encephalocele cyst
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726. and do the bony reconstruction.
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727. And how are you
participating in this procedure?
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728. She's not.
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729. They don't want me here because they
think the kid's cured. I don't.
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730. And what do you think the problem is?
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731. I wish I knew.
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732. I just know that if Dr. House is right,
something's gonna go wrong.
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733. Dr. House doesn't think he's right.
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734. Well, then I'll just
waste a few hours watching a surgery.
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735. See, the danger is,
we have to reconstruct
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736. all the way down to the cranial base,
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737. and there are some
big vessels down there.
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738. So, what we'll do
is we'll work our way down to here...
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739. When were these pictures taken?
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740. Well, about three weeks ago.
Why? What do you see?
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741. Well, the acanthosis
nigricans was already there.
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742. It's been there a lot longer than that,
probably his whole life.
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743. What about around his hairline?
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744. What? There's no discoloration.
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745. There is now.
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746. I have a new theory.
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747. Their bad ideas don't indicate
a lack of intelligence,
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748. they indicate an open mind.
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749. The willingness
not to be trapped by conventional...
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750. You've got a problem.
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751. Tell me something I don't know.
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752. You hire beautiful girls, enslave them,
force them to be around you
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753. because you don't know
how to have an actual relationship.
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754. If they're qualified, keep them.
If not, fire them and ask them out.
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755. You do realize that, "Tell me something
I don't know" is just an expression?
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756. - Thirteen...
- You think that just because
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757. she is as beautiful, ergo,
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758. you think that because she
hasn't had a decent idea...
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759. No. My point is she's about to enter
your office, so you should shut up.
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760. You were right about the diagnosis.
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761. Yes, it was JRA. I'm very proud.
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762. No, I mean you were right about
being wrong. He's got Lyme disease.
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763. It explains everything.
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764. Could you just hold up some fingers
so I can see if I'm literally blind?
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765. We ruled out Lyme disease hours ago.
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766. All the symptoms fit.
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767. I am so ashamed.
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768. Is she really that good looking?
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769. Apparently.
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770. How many lives have been lost
because of pretty girls?
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771. The target rash is hiding.
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772. No one ever looked at
him closely enough.
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773. She's getting uglier by the second.
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774. We can try and pretend we're above it
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775. and we can try and intellectualize it away,
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776. but ultimately, shiny, pretty,
perky things are good
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777. and ugly, misshapen,
teenage boys are repulsive.
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778. The question was, do you resent
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779. Dr. Cuddy's interference
in your practice?
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780. Oh.
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781. Well, then I guess my answer
wasn't very helpful, was it?
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782. "Mini-stud", stand up.
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783. I spoke to your other partner.
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784. After Cuddy told you...
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785. No, I stayed away.
Did it all over the phone.
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786. I asked for a reference. Said you were
applying for a plastic surgery job.
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787. Oh, God!
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788. Yeah.
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789. He went nuts.
Apparently you signed a non-compete.
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790. Now, why would you agree to that?
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791. I don't wanna practice plastic surgery.
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792. You sign a contract
because someone's making you.
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793. Someone's getting something from you.
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794. What did they give you in return?
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795. They agreed to keep their mouths shut.
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796. So you gave up your chosen career
just so they'd be quiet?
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797. I love my wife.
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798. You risked this job
with nothing to fall back on.
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799. I thought you were wrong.
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800. Sit back down.
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801. You're keeping him
because he's a philanderer?
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802. Where do I sign up?
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803. Ask the Mormon. I'm keeping him
because he's interesting.
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804. Dr. Terzi, would you please stand up?
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805. Nice.
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806. I have treated you unfairly.
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807. Pre-judged you.
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808. And for me to be a better person,
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809. I have to rectify that situation.
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810. You're fired.
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811. You wanna grab some dinner?
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812. Maybe a movie?
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813. Seriously.
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814. Just days ago, with Kenny's
condition worsening,
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815. it was Dr. Gregory House
reassuring Kenny and his father.
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816. I care about your son.
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817. The charming House,
who happens to be a film buff
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818. with a soft spot in his heart for
children told us how he got his start.
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819. See, I became a doctor
because of the movie, Patch Adams.
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820. Determined to save
the boy's life, as well as...
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821. The horror.
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822. Well, it's nice of them
to send us an early copy.
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823. Not so much sent as stolen.
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824. It was Dr. Gregory
House who served as not only a doctor,
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825. but a rock for Kenny and his father.
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826. You're putting your trust in someone
who does think the surgery's important.
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827. House, one of those rare doctors...
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828. God!
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829. who wears his heart on his sleeve.
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830. I was saying
that was a stupid thing to do!
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831. It's difficult not to be moved.
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832. Oh, stop it.
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833. Suddenly, I don't feel I can
trust Michael Moore movies.
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834. Where are you going?
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835. Kittens to get out of trees?
Deaf kids to read to?
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836. I owe it to the world to make sure this
evil never sees the light of day.
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837. Is there anything else?
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838. Thank you, Dr. House.
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839. Thank you.
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