1. and nine-time national champion Tony CooperCopy !req
2. - How do you feel?
- Great.Copy !req
3. You sure you don't wanna go to law school?Copy !req
4. I hate lawyers.Copy !req
5. And so do I, go get him babyCopy !req
6. Ready to go.Copy !req
7. Let's hear it, folks!Copy !req
8. And it's casey alfonso by
less than half a car length!Copy !req
9. What a spectacular finish
for the young phenom.Copy !req
10. Casey alfonso with an amazing finish.Copy !req
11. What'd you do at the end there?Copy !req
12. Yeah, heh...Copy !req
13. At about 250 feet, the car got out of
shape a bit. But about halfway down...Copy !req
14. I just got into the zone or something.Copy !req
15. I pedaled it back into the groove.It
was the coolest ride of my life!Copy !req
16. How does it feel to beat
nine-time national championCopy !req
17. tony cooper?Copy !req
18. I'm sorry. Can you repeat that?Copy !req
19. How does it feel to
beat nine-time nationalCopy !req
20. champion tony cooper?Copy !req
21. Casey! Casey! Casey!Copy !req
22. Out of the way! Out of the way. Casey!Copy !req
23. Casey! Get the
ambulance! Brian, get the ambulance!Copy !req
24. Casey...Copy !req
25. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-
Proudly PresentsCopy !req
26. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-
ÏûÉùÄä¼£Copy !req
27. House.M.D
Season4 Episode 6
Whatever it takesCopy !req
28. 68-year-old
male, non-smoker.Copy !req
29. Ah,68's a good run.Copy !req
30. That'll leave something in
the lockbox for the rest of us.Copy !req
31. - Next!
- That's your breakfast?Copy !req
32. Technically, it's Wilson's lunch.Copy !req
33. - 20-month-old baby, persistent
rash, fever... - Too much crying.Copy !req
34. - Female college student with...
- Too much drama.Copy !req
35. You don't care about
the crying or the drama.Copy !req
36. 'cause you won't see the patient.Copy !req
37. And you'd treat methuselah if
his snot had an interesting color.Copy !req
38. It means you've already decided
which case you wanna take next.Copy !req
39. Tell me about speed racer.Copy !req
40. Dragster.Copy !req
41. - Continue.
- You're gonna take a case based on the car she drives?Copy !req
42. Nothing says "thanks for saving my life"Copy !req
43. like a test drive in a car that
accelerates faster than the space shuttle.Copy !req
44. You can't save her
life,'cause she's not dying.Copy !req
45. Her lab shows signs of dehydration.Copy !req
46. That means the problem's
just likely... Heatstroke.Copy !req
47. Kinda hard to get
heat-struck in 41/2 seconds.Copy !req
48. Not when you're wearing a
three-layer fireproof suit.Copy !req
49. Excuse me.Copy !req
50. Dr. House?Copy !req
51. No, lazy ass called in sick
again. We can give him a message.Copy !req
52. May we talk in private?Copy !req
53. So... either it's heatstroke,Copy !req
54. in which case we take the afternoon off,Copy !req
55. or it's one of the diagnoses that you
guys are gonna have for me in two minutes.Copy !req
56. - You're in charge.
- I know.Copy !req
57. - Cop?
- He's not packing.Copy !req
58. Your dad's either a
cop or a security guard.Copy !req
59. Or she carries a weapon.Copy !req
60. You're with the CIA?Copy !req
61. One of our employees just
returned from an assignment sick.Copy !req
62. We believe he may be the victim
of an assassination attempt.Copy !req
63. Sure.You wanna close the door?Copy !req
64. Door?Copy !req
65. Well,I assume you're gonna drop
trou at some point during the dance.Copy !req
66. - I don't see why I should share.
- This isn't a joke.Copy !req
67. If you're willing to help
us, we need to leave now.Copy !req
68. If I have to walk somewhere, there
better be at least five girls involved.Copy !req
69. And they better be working
their way through college.Copy !req
70. Okay, what do you got?Copy !req
71. Hereditary brain
disorder, transient ischemia,Copy !req
72. or paraneoplastic syndrome.Copy !req
73. None of those go away with
iv fluids.It's heatstroke.Copy !req
74. Or cushing's or calcium deficiency.Copy !req
75. - Who's your friend?
- We use the term "life partner."Copy !req
76. Get a fresh history, neurological
exam, and an mri of her head.Copy !req
77. 15 minutes for the lap dance,a half
hour to scrub the guilt off my soul.Copy !req
78. See you in 45.Copy !req
79. Dr. House... We need to hurry.Copy !req
80. Yeah, we need to hurry.Copy !req
81. Little advice, I mean, obviously the village
people played out the whole cop thing.Copy !req
82. But, come on, CIA?Copy !req
83. Do you seriously expect
anyone to believe that?Copy !req
84. It helps when you have props.Copy !req
85. Keep your eye on my pen.Copy !req
86. Very good.Copy !req
87. Any nausea or vomiting
before the seizure?Copy !req
88. no.Copy !req
89. My dad had some, but he's
always like that before a race.Copy !req
90. It could have been food poisoning.Copy !req
91. - You two eat breakfast together?
- no.Copy !req
92. Any history of sciatica
or spinal injury?Copy !req
93. no.Copy !req
94. Abnormal deep tendon reflex.Copy !req
95. Really?Copy !req
96. Let me see.Copy !req
97. - It's there.
- I didn't say it wasn't there.I said it was abnormal.Copy !req
98. We're gonna give you an mri to be sure,Copy !req
99. but I'm guessing your symptoms were
caused by just dehydration and the heat.Copy !req
100. You're guessing?Copy !req
101. Look,I make a living
driving 300 miles an hour,Copy !req
102. which makes the ability to stay
conscious kind of important.Copy !req
103. I'm sure it's just heatstroke.Copy !req
104. But we're gonna do an
mri to be extra careful.Copy !req
105. you said you left your
cell in your office.Copy !req
106. I lied.Copy !req
107. I wasn't going to take it,Copy !req
108. just tell you to turn
it off for takeoff.Copy !req
109. I know... just wanted to see if
you could tell that I was lying.Copy !req
110. Useful information.Copy !req
111. - Yeah?
- Where are you?Copy !req
112. I'm on a top-secret
mission for the CIA.Copy !req
113. Right. There was nothing on
your racecar driver's ct,Copy !req
114. and the history and
physical were normal.Copy !req
115. Her deep tendon reflexes
seemed a bit weak to me.Copy !req
116. Areflexia could mean miller fisher.Copy !req
117. Yes, areflexia could mean miller fisher,Copy !req
118. but since the reflex
was weak, not absent,Copy !req
119. it doesn't mean
anything.I'm releasing her.Copy !req
120. - You can go back to your poker game.
- Poker's illegal.Copy !req
121. CIA would never allow illegal activity.Copy !req
122. Have you considered miller fisher?Copy !req
123. Why? What happened?Copy !req
124. She just had another seizure.Copy !req
125. And now she's getting
a vertical nystagmus.Copy !req
126. We think it's miller fisher,Copy !req
127. an inflammatory process.Copy !req
128. In rare cases, it can cause
respiratory failure, but...Copy !req
129. Wait, she could stop breathing?Copy !req
130. You said there was nothing
wrong.You said you were sure.Copy !req
131. You just had another
seizure.Clearly, there's something wrong.Copy !req
132. So why should I trust you
to figure out what it is?Copy !req
133. Where's Dr. House?I'm
at this hospital bec...Copy !req
134. It's gonna be all right.Copy !req
135. We just need to start
the plasmapheresis.Copy !req
136. no!Copy !req
137. It's not going to be all right,Copy !req
138. because you obviously don't
have a clue what you're doing.Copy !req
139. I'm not letting you touch me.Copy !req
140. - Honey, come on.
- I wanna see House!Copy !req
141. Where is he?Copy !req
142. Looks a lot better on24.Copy !req
143. I take that back.Copy !req
144. Dr. Samira terzi.Copy !req
145. It's a pleasure to meet you, dr. House.Copy !req
146. We really appreciate the
consult on such short notice.Copy !req
147. There's nothing that gives me more
pleasure than helping out a colleague.Copy !req
148. This is Dr. Sidney curtis
from the mayo clinic.Copy !req
149. He's also agreed to
help with the diagnosis.Copy !req
150. - Dr. House.
- curtis on immunology sidney curtis?Copy !req
151. Oh, you've read it?Copy !req
152. Nope! But it is keeping my piano level.Copy !req
153. "Cutthroat Bitch"Copy !req
154. So... where is the poor, sick fella?Copy !req
155. - What do we do?
- I don't know yet.Copy !req
156. - She needs treatment.
- This is a test, right?Copy !req
157. You're reporting back
to him everything we do.Copy !req
158. Yeah. And I asked the
patient to be uncooperative.Copy !req
159. Personally,I think she overplayed it.Copy !req
160. She's being uncooperative because
you made us all look like idiots.Copy !req
161. We're only gonna look like idiots
if we can't figure out how to get herCopy !req
162. to agree to the treatment.Copy !req
163. What would House do right now?Copy !req
164. Pop a pill, insult
us, and trick the patient.Copy !req
165. We can do that last part.Copy !req
166. She's never met House
before, has she? Who's got a cane?Copy !req
167. House isn't here.Copy !req
168. We're not gonna act like him.Copy !req
169. What do you want?Copy !req
170. I, uh...Copy !req
171. I'm gonna do what doctors
aren't supposed to do:Copy !req
172. admit I made a mistake.Copy !req
173. I shouldn't have been so
quick to dismiss your symptoms.Copy !req
174. But you need to let us
start the plasmapheresis.Copy !req
175. What do you want?Copy !req
176. Case?Copy !req
177. Honey, do you know where you are?Copy !req
178. She's burning up.Copy !req
179. - Start the treatment.
- We can't.Copy !req
180. - You've got my permission. She's obviously confused.
- It doesn't matter anymore.Copy !req
181. Miller fisher doesn't
cause delirium and fever.Copy !req
182. I don't know what this is.Copy !req
183. I'm afraid there are going to be some
limitations on his medical history.Copy !req
184. Just let me know what you need, and
I should be able to provide it.Copy !req
185. Fyi, my malpractice insurance
doesn't cover alien autopsies.Copy !req
186. That's fine. X- files are the next wing over.Copy !req
187. Where was the patient
when he first felt ill?Copy !req
188. Sorry, that's classified.Copy !req
189. But assume there aren't too many
places in the world john hasn't been.Copy !req
190. And,yes, john's a cover name.Copy !req
191. And what makes you think it
was an attempt on his life?Copy !req
192. Sorry, can't tell you that either.Copy !req
193. What can you tell us?Copy !req
194. did oswald really have
sex with marilyn monroe?Copy !req
195. Good lord.Copy !req
196. Very professional.Copy !req
197. Five days ago, he was 185 pounds.Copy !req
198. Perfect health.Copy !req
199. Cool.Copy !req
200. Fever and delirium rule out...Copy !req
201. Uh, he's not gonna hire you just
because you call him the most.Copy !req
202. Especially since it's obvious
he doesn't wanna be called.Copy !req
203. Symptoms rule out miller
fisher.M.s. Fits better.Copy !req
204. Progression's too
fast. More likely meningitis.Copy !req
205. Areflexia doesn't fit as well with...Copy !req
206. - Does with amyloidosis.
- That's even slower than m.s.It's lupus.Copy !req
207. I'm with the little man on this one.Copy !req
208. It's attacking the body and
the brain. Classic autoimmune.Copy !req
209. Flirt all you want, but
I should warn you:Copy !req
210. shiksas are for practice.Copy !req
211. Lupus this aggressive
wouldn't spare her kidneys.Copy !req
212. It's primarily neurological.Copy !req
213. - Let's start her on
- Why no plaques on her mri?Copy !req
214. Mri was inconclusive.Copy !req
215. - So I don't know
- So now you're sure that it's m.s.Copy !req
216. Just like you were sure it was miller fisher
an hour after you were sure it was heatstroke.Copy !req
217. The symptoms fit. Start
her on interferon.Copy !req
218. We're not gonna score any points with House
if we solve this just by running your errands.Copy !req
219. - I get that you want to be right.
- You don't?Copy !req
220. I'm just trying to save a
patient, not score points with my boss.Copy !req
221. Would it hurt the patient
if you let us run some tests?Copy !req
222. You've got three hours.Copy !req
223. We've run six complete tox screens,Copy !req
224. tested for every heavy metal,poison, and
biological agent we can think of.Copy !req
225. It says here he ate a lot of chestnuts.Copy !req
226. Hold on a second.Copy !req
227. If the squirrel liberation
army's involved,I'm outta here.Copy !req
228. - Those little rodents are
- Horse chestnuts are poisonous.Copy !req
229. - If someone switched them
- Horse chestnuts may look like chestnuts,Copy !req
230. but they taste like a
horse's lower-than-chestnuts.Copy !req
231. Which makes the theory that he accidentally ate
a couple of hundred slightly less persuasive.Copy !req
232. And seeing as how he was prowling
the back alleys of... tehran?Copy !req
233. It wasn't tehran.It was..Copy !req
234. oops.You almost got me.Copy !req
235. Unless we know the local
environmental factors...Copy !req
236. - Poisonous flora
- You know I can't tell you that.Copy !req
237. Well,then, why are we here?You
might as well just google "poison."Copy !req
238. All they would tell me is...Copy !req
239. He spent the last 11 months in bolivia.Copy !req
240. Who you gonna kill in bolivia?Copy !req
241. - My old Housekeeper?
- We don't kill people.Copy !req
242. I'm sorry. Who are you gonna marginalize?Copy !req
243. If it is my Housekeeper, she
has it coming.Copy !req
244. Cleaning the windows means cleaning
both sides.Am I right, or am I right?Copy !req
245. What does it matter what he was doing?Copy !req
246. - The guy's dying.
- Not anymore.Copy !req
247. I know what's poisoning him. And who.Copy !req
248. John.Copy !req
249. It's just pancreatitis.Copy !req
250. He's not an alcoholic.Copy !req
251. And unless his pancreas
is in his fingers...Copy !req
252. Spies can't get fungal infections?Copy !req
253. - And the burns on his skin?
- Spies can't get sunburns?Copy !req
254. Bolivia doesn't have sun?Copy !req
255. So, either we go with his theory
of the non-drinking drunk,Copy !req
256. or he was poisoned by some group with the
resources to make it completely untraceable.Copy !req
257. Some customized isotope.Copy !req
258. Let's treat for radiation poisoning.Copy !req
259. The iodine's to protect your thyroid.Copy !req
260. Antibiotics are to handle infections.Copy !req
261. Should start working
in a couple of hours.Copy !req
262. We should celebrate...Copy !req
263. With a beer. Or eight.Copy !req
264. I don't drink.Copy !req
265. Oh... me thinks he doth protest too much.Copy !req
266. He's deathly ill. Why would
he lie about drinking?Copy !req
267. Guilt over killing a man.Copy !req
268. Make anyone hit the sauce.Copy !req
269. - We don't kill people.
- Right.Copy !req
270. You just lie to your friends and family,Copy !req
271. establish false identies, trick
people into betraying their country.Copy !req
272. He'd never cover up his
drinking— he's too honest.Copy !req
273. Hey. Something I've
always wanted to know.Copy !req
274. That poison lipstick that
ginger used to kiss gilligan...Copy !req
275. Why didn't that kill her?Copy !req
276. Okay, drum roll.Copy !req
277. Lp is negative for meningitis.Copy !req
278. Sorry, cole.Copy !req
279. Fat pad biopsy is...Copy !req
280. Oh, wait for it...Copy !req
281. Negative for amyloidosis. And
thirteen goes down.Copy !req
282. - Could we hurry this up? My son has
- Can I have a kid too?I'm working too hard.Copy !req
283. I could hook you up.Copy !req
284. If I had two minutes and some
anti-nausea meds,I'd take you up on that.Copy !req
285. And for the gold...Copy !req
286. Protein 65, glucose 70.Copy !req
287. It's m.s. Start her on interferon.Copy !req
288. Turn to the last page Sed rate's
95.A.n.a.'s weakly positive.Copy !req
289. - Positive? It's lupus.
- Weakly. Not lupus, it's m.s.Copy !req
290. We obviously don't know
what it is. Treat for both.Copy !req
291. No. I gave in on the test.Copy !req
292. I'm not treating her for two
completely separate diseasesCopy !req
293. because you think lupus
will win you a prize.Copy !req
294. - Still think it's lupus?
- Yeah.Copy !req
295. Me too.Copy !req
296. In case of emergency, go
to the emergency room.Copy !req
297. Could be lupus. That's what we figured.Copy !req
298. - Then why are you here?
- You're an immunologist. We wanted to confirmCopy !req
299. Who are you looking for me to
help you sell down the river?Copy !req
300. House or cuddy?Copy !req
301. Foreman.Copy !req
302. - Sorry.
- He's pushing m.s.Copy !req
303. Thinks that because he's in charge, he has
to prove he's the smartest guy in the room.Copy !req
304. All I've heard about you: you put
the patient above everything else.Copy !req
305. That's why everyone
finds you so annoying.Copy !req
306. All House cares about is results.Copy !req
307. I know. I'm talking about
how to do deal with Foreman.Copy !req
308. So am I.Copy !req
309. Fever's down to 101.5.Copy !req
310. Treatment's working. Why are we out here?Copy !req
311. Trying to figure out
which treatment's working.Copy !req
312. It's kind of tacky doing
it in front of the patient.Copy !req
313. You put her on steroids too?Copy !req
314. We had no choice... The
sed rate pointed to lupus.Copy !req
315. And the a.n.a. Ruled it out!Copy !req
316. Doctors!Copy !req
317. Legs hurt?Copy !req
318. I can't feel them at all.I
don't think I can move them.Copy !req
319. Vitals stabilizing.Copy !req
320. Tummy ache's gone as well.Copy !req
321. So the treatment's working.Copy !req
322. Wanna ditch Dr. Killjoy
and... hop in the company jet?Copy !req
323. Little trip down mexico way.Copy !req
324. And I'm not talking about
the country or the plane.Copy !req
325. Do you think acting like an idiot
and talking about sex works on girls?Copy !req
326. Well, if it didn't, the human race
would have died out long ago.Copy !req
327. You're pretty cheery for
someone who was just proved wrongCopy !req
328. about his pancreatitis theory.Copy !req
329. I'm appropriately cheery for
someone who's being proved right.Copy !req
330. John hasn't vomited in six hours.Copy !req
331. What's to vomit?I'm eating his lunch.Copy !req
332. Withholding nutrients is the
treatment for pancreatitis.Copy !req
333. That and the antibiotics you put him on.Copy !req
334. I did unhook your iodine, though.Copy !req
335. Didn't seem to fit with the whole
I'm-just-jerking- You-guys-around gestalt.Copy !req
336. You're unbelievable.Copy !req
337. Well, let's ask john if he'd rather
be sick honestly or cured dishonestly.Copy !req
338. John.Copy !req
339. John.Copy !req
340. Any chance he's just...Copy !req
341. Overwhelmed with gratitude?Copy !req
342. Paralysis.Copy !req
343. Uh... It's a new symptom?Copy !req
344. Big white space on the
board where it would fit?Copy !req
345. Nice, multicolored markers?Copy !req
346. I'm not writing it because we
can't know if it's a real symptom.Copy !req
347. When these two went rogue and
pumped her full of steroids—Copy !req
348. Steroids don't cause paralysis.Copy !req
349. She was also on interferon!Copy !req
350. Giving her both probably
fried her immune system.Copy !req
351. Who knows what infection
you could cause—Copy !req
352. We consulted an immunologist.Copy !req
353. - She said we have
- She?Copy !req
354. You talking about dr. Cameron?Copy !req
355. - She thought lupus was
- She tell you to start treating?Copy !req
356. Yes, they've ignored you. They screwed up.Copy !req
357. And it's fun watching you spank them.Copy !req
358. But can we get back to the medicine?Copy !req
359. The last thing any of you give
a damn about is the medicine!Copy !req
360. Look...Copy !req
361. I'm not saying you're
bad doctors or bad people.Copy !req
362. But House is.Copy !req
363. He created a nasty
little cutthroat world,Copy !req
364. planted you in it, and
is watching you play.Copy !req
365. And none of it works
for anyone except him.Copy !req
366. And whoever wins.Copy !req
367. Given its quick progression, we
gotta assume botulism.Copy !req
368. I'll go to her place, check
out her fridge and pantry.Copy !req
369. It's not botulism.It's polio.Copy !req
370. Brilliant. We should search her home
for fdr's remains or a time machine.Copy !req
371. She could have contracted it from
anyone who's been to africa or...Copy !req
372. She's been vaccinated.Copy !req
373. Vaccines wear off.Copy !req
374. There hasn't been a single
american case in over 20 years.Copy !req
375. I've seen this disease.Copy !req
376. - I know what it looks like.
- That's why you're finding itCopy !req
377. Because you're looking for it.Copy !req
378. Polio... it's crazy.Copy !req
379. House wouldn't think so.Copy !req
380. So go find House and
tell him your theory.Copy !req
381. Take a personal day. Seriously.Copy !req
382. Get outta here.Copy !req
383. You don't have the power to fire me.Copy !req
384. But I do have the power to
kick your ass off my case.Copy !req
385. We're starting the botulism treatment.Copy !req
386. The rest of you, look for confirmation.Copy !req
387. - He should be brought up on charges.
- Okay, relax.Copy !req
388. I'll take your book
out from under my piano.Copy !req
389. He's dying of radiation sickness.Copy !req
390. He's obviously in pain.Copy !req
391. All of which could have been avoided
if you hadn't interfered with...Copy !req
392. What was that for?Copy !req
393. Radiation sickness kills
specific cells at specific times.Copy !req
394. His hair should be coming out in
clumps before he's writhing in pain.Copy !req
395. Since it's not,I know
who's trying to kill him.Copy !req
396. God.Copy !req
397. It's blood cancer. Waldenstrom's.Copy !req
398. Radiation can cause
infections, which set off—Copy !req
399. If had any real evidence of foul play,Copy !req
400. you'd be torturing bolivians instead of putting
me into a state of anticipatory sexual arousal.Copy !req
401. - Can we treat for both?
- Bad idea.Copy !req
402. Unless you're the one
who's trying to poison him.Copy !req
403. I'll arrange for
plasmapheresis and chemo.Copy !req
404. Are you gonna trust
him after what he did?Copy !req
405. I don't have to trust
him to agree with him.Copy !req
406. You make a good point.Copy !req
407. I've been wrong every time, and
she still won't listen to you.Copy !req
408. So either she really likes
me or she really hates you.Copy !req
409. And I got a ride in the jet.Copy !req
410. Oh. Hi.Copy !req
411. - What are you doing here?
- Just came to say hi.Copy !req
412. Hi again.Copy !req
413. Where's... mrs. Bearman?Copy !req
414. - Sent her home.
- I was scheduling her for an mra.Copy !req
415. If we gave mras to every
patient with a headache—Copy !req
416. This wasn't just a headache, it
was the worst in her life.Copy !req
417. Then lucky for you I'm a neurologist.Copy !req
418. She went to a wine and cheese tasting.Copy !req
419. - Both triggers for migraines.
- She's never had a migraine before.Copy !req
420. And I never hagel before
the first time I had one.Copy !req
421. Bagels don't kill people.Copy !req
422. This is a classic
ticking-bomb aneurysm.Copy !req
423. This taught me a lesson.Copy !req
424. I guess when I mess with
other people's patients,Copy !req
425. I risk looking like an officious bitch.Copy !req
426. We're gonna have to
track down mrs. Bearman.Copy !req
427. Wait...Copy !req
428. Never mind.Copy !req
429. - That's funny.
- It's not funny.It's totally immature.Copy !req
430. It is funny.You just can't appreciate
it because you're the victim.Copy !req
431. Yeah,I deserve shame and
ridicule for offering a consult.Copy !req
432. Unheard of for a doctor.Copy !req
433. You didn't offer a medical consult.Copy !req
434. - You offered a "dealing with Foreman" consult.
- For the good of the patient.Copy !req
435. It's what House would have done.Copy !req
436. Maybe House will hear about
it and tear up with pride.Copy !req
437. You think I'm trying to impress him.Copy !req
438. I think that, for someone
who's not involved in his team,Copy !req
439. you're remarkably involved in his team.Copy !req
440. Let it go.Copy !req
441. Let him go.Copy !req
442. And that's mature?Copy !req
443. 120 over 80. Let 'er rip.Copy !req
444. Now we got the medical
stuff out of the way.Copy !req
445. Why don't we meet back at your placeCopy !req
446. for some enhanced
interrogation techniques?Copy !req
447. My safe word
is,"help,please, please stop."Copy !req
448. It's two pleases.Copy !req
449. Anything less than that, you keep going.Copy !req
450. You actually cure this guy,I'll
show you my private water board.Copy !req
451. We need to consult an
oncologist about the chemo.Copy !req
452. Oh,I'm sorry,I thought...Copy !req
453. You were still euphemizing.Copy !req
454. My valet knows a little oncology.Copy !req
455. I was wondering when you'd
grow bored of avoiding my calls.Copy !req
456. Oh,I can never grow
bored of ignoring you.Copy !req
457. What's the latest
protocol on waldenstrom's?Copy !req
458. - Where are you?
- CIA headquartersCopy !req
459. How much
fludarabine—Copy !req
460. Either you're sprawled
naked on your floorCopy !req
461. with an empty bottle of
vicodin, or collapsed nakedCopy !req
462. in front of your computer
with an empty bottle of viagra.Copy !req
463. Please tell me which, because
chase has another pool going.Copy !req
464. They flew me in to help
deal with a sick employee.Copy !req
465. - How much
- Hallucinations. Damn!Copy !req
466. I shouldn't have bet on the viagra.Copy !req
467. Okay, call the langley
switchboard, ask for extension...Copy !req
468. - 3578.
- 3578.Copy !req
469. He asked an awful lot
of questions for a valet.Copy !req
470. You know,I happen to have a
position available on my penis.Copy !req
471. Wait a second— I think
I screwed up that joke.Copy !req
472. You offering me a job?Copy !req
473. I'd settle for that.Copy !req
474. As tempting as a
position on your staff is,Copy !req
475. - I like it here.
- Pays better.Copy !req
476. And we've only had one
assassination attempt.Copy !req
477. And I'm sure you're a great boss.Copy !req
478. That's why your fellows left
en masse a couple of months ago.Copy !req
479. I have satellite images.Copy !req
480. Inspector gadget.Copy !req
481. My god.You're actually at the CIA.Copy !req
482. You've gotta get down here.Copy !req
483. They've got a satellite aimed
directly into cuddy's vagina.Copy !req
484. I told them the chances of
invasion are slim to none,Copy !req
485. waldenstrom's.Copy !req
486. Recommended dose is 25
milligrams per meter squared.Copy !req
487. They do a background check on you?Copy !req
488. 25 milligrams?Copy !req
489. They did a background check on you,Copy !req
490. they did a background
check on your friends.Copy !req
491. Relax.Copy !req
492. I'm sure they already know that you
brought heroin back from afghanistan.Copy !req
493. That... that's not true.I've
never been to afghanistan.Copy !req
494. House?Copy !req
495. - She's getting worse?
- Fever's risen slightly.Copy !req
496. But it's definitely, um...Copy !req
497. What... botulism?Copy !req
498. Right? Because if you're wrong again,Copy !req
499. and you're treating her for
something she doesn't even have—Copy !req
500. The antitoxin hasn't
had time to work yet.Copy !req
501. I know it's hard, but try to be patient.Copy !req
502. Excuse me.Copy !req
503. I know you're pissed I interrupted,Copy !req
504. but you're gonna be even
more pissed in a second.Copy !req
505. You tested her without telling me?Copy !req
506. Yeah. And I know,I'm
really, really sorry.Copy !req
507. But... on the other hand, it's a positive.Copy !req
508. She has polio.Copy !req
509. Now what, boss?Copy !req
510. Where's House?Copy !req
511. He's blown off four hours of clinic.Copy !req
512. He's consulting for the CIA.Copy !req
513. Seriously.Call langley
and ask for extension 35...Copy !req
514. 3536?Copy !req
515. There's definitely two threes.I
- I wrote it down.Copy !req
516. - I have it somewhere.
- He's gonna make up twice his skipped hours in the clinic.Copy !req
517. Okeydoke.Copy !req
518. And for protecting him, you're
gonna make up twice that.Copy !req
519. Why are you punishing me worse than him?Copy !req
520. Because House never learns.You might.Copy !req
521. How are you feeling?Copy !req
522. Like crap.Copy !req
523. Yeah, cancer can be that way.Copy !req
524. My hair is falling out.Copy !req
525. That the chemo?Copy !req
526. No, it's too quick.Copy !req
527. So what does it mean?Copy !req
528. It means you don't have cancer.Copy !req
529. Someone actually did try to kill you.Copy !req
530. You're stubborn.Copy !req
531. - You're arrogant!
- There's no need to yell.Copy !req
532. You may have cost that man his life.Copy !req
533. He's getting the radiation treatment.Copy !req
534. 24 hours too late!Copy !req
535. I didn't yell at you when
I thought you were wrong.Copy !req
536. - I wasn't wrong!
- This isn't productive.Copy !req
537. There is no productive.It's too late.Copy !req
538. Because of your
inexperience, your poor judgment.Copy !req
539. And your failure to
recognize a reckless fool!Copy !req
540. Cordyceps sinensis.Copy !req
541. It's, uh... it's an herbal treatment derived
from a parasitic fungus, comes from caterpillars.Copy !req
542. Along with dimercaprol chelation,Copy !req
543. it's been shown to mitigate bone
marrow damage from radiation poisoning.Copy !req
544. In monkeys.Copy !req
545. I'm sorry.I was stubborn and arrogant.Copy !req
546. Self-recriminations won't help her.Copy !req
547. Nothing's gonna help
her. She's got polio.Copy !req
548. There's no cure, but
there are treatments.Copy !req
549. - She's dying.
- Yeah.Copy !req
550. Every death's a tragedy.Copy !req
551. Funny how you weren't so depressedCopy !req
552. when she just dying because
me and Amber screwed up.Copy !req
553. And I'm also self-centered. Thanks
for clarifying.Copy !req
554. Don't forget self-pitying.Copy !req
555. Vitamin c.Copy !req
556. Extremely high doses.It was experimental
treatment protocol in the '50s.Copy !req
557. - And they haven't finished yet?
- They... lost funding.Copy !req
558. That's because there's no logical
reason vitamin c would cure polio.Copy !req
559. Well, someone thought there was.Copy !req
560. Someone thought black people
made excellent farm implements.Copy !req
561. I'm not talking about hurting anyone.Copy !req
562. I just wanna force feed
her some orange juice.Copy !req
563. You wanna throw in some
bacon and eggs as well?Copy !req
564. If there's anything you learn today,Copy !req
565. it's gotta be that you can be wrong.Copy !req
566. John, can you hear me?Copy !req
567. We're going to start you on
an experimental treatment.Copy !req
568. Tea?Copy !req
569. It's a chinese herb.Copy !req
570. - Which has been effective in
- I'm dying, aren't I?Copy !req
571. Probably.Copy !req
572. We're gonna attempt an
experimental protocol.Copy !req
573. - A new drug?
- An old one. Vitamin c.Copy !req
574. Ultra-high doses have been shown to destroy
the polio virus and heal nerve damage.Copy !req
575. She could regain use of her legs.Copy !req
576. It's unlikely.Copy !req
577. But we're gonna try. Don't give up.Copy !req
578. Nausea's...Copy !req
579. not as bad.Copy !req
580. Radiation sickness has a latency period.Copy !req
581. You'll get better before you get worse.Copy !req
582. You wanna know what I
really did down there?Copy !req
583. Only if it's interesting.Copy !req
584. The women there...Copy !req
585. During carnival they...Copy !req
586. They do this dance.Copy !req
587. They call it the devil dance.Copy !req
588. Not interesting.Copy !req
589. I spent all 40 days with thisCopy !req
590. attache to the minister of defense.Copy !req
591. The most...Copy !req
592. buttoned-down woman
you'd ever meet.You know?Copy !req
593. 'cept when she did this dance.Copy !req
594. She agreed to tell me stuff...Copy !req
595. Okay, we have half a good story there.Copy !req
596. Karma.Copy !req
597. Best way to rid yourself of that
guilt is to confess your sins.Copy !req
598. This pain is... right.Copy !req
599. It's comforting.Copy !req
600. It makes me think
that... Somehow, it all makes sense.Copy !req
601. What do you mean,40 days?Copy !req
602. When they found out.Copy !req
603. What she... told me.Copy !req
604. Carnival in bolivia's only eight days.Copy !req
605. You have any idea what
a chestnut looks like?Copy !req
606. You idiot.Copy !req
607. Who are you calling an idiot?Copy !req
608. Whoever knew that john
was stationed in brazil,Copy !req
609. - not bolivia.
- Brazil?Copy !req
610. Well, then,I guess I'm
talking to you, idiot.Copy !req
611. It's the same region.Copy !req
612. It's the same parasite, same diseases.Copy !req
613. But not the same language.Copy !req
614. In bolivia, chestnuts are chestnuts.Copy !req
615. Brazil, on the other
hand, hascastanhas-do-para,Copy !req
616. literally,"chestnuts from para."Copy !req
617. Because it would be stupid
for people from brazilCopy !req
618. to call them brazil nuts!Copy !req
619. So he ate brazil nuts. Big deal.Copy !req
620. No, he ate a lot of brazil nuts.Copy !req
621. Which is a big deal, because
they contain selenium.Copy !req
622. Which, in high doses, causes fatigue,Copy !req
623. vomiting, skin irritation, discharge
from the fingernail beds,Copy !req
624. and hair loss. Any of
that sounding familiar?Copy !req
625. Can you treat it?Copy !req
626. We've already started.Copy !req
627. Treatment's chelation, same
as for radiation sickness.Copy !req
628. The only difference is it works
a lot better on nut poisoning.Copy !req
629. So what's the problem?Copy !req
630. You're an idiot.Copy !req
631. Why is she shivering?Copy !req
632. Low serum calcium is a side
effect of the treatment.Copy !req
633. I can give her a calcium supplement.Copy !req
634. My arm hurts.Copy !req
635. Infusion rate has to remain
high for the treatment to work.Copy !req
636. Is it working?Copy !req
637. - You feel that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
638. It hurts.Copy !req
639. It's working.Copy !req
640. This is fantastic.Copy !req
641. There's a lot you can
learn in my fellowship.Copy !req
642. A few new procedures I could teach you.Copy !req
643. Course, we'd need a nurse to prep.Copy !req
644. I know how to kill a man with my thumb.Copy !req
645. Actually,I was just trying to
make another euphemism for sex.Copy !req
646. - So was I.
- Oh, god.Copy !req
647. How can you flirt with this idiot?Copy !req
648. He lied to us again and again.Copy !req
649. He broke
laws, ethical codes—Copy !req
650. I was right.Copy !req
651. That doesn't mean everything.Copy !req
652. It means a lot.Copy !req
653. Dr. Curtis.Copy !req
654. Dr. House.Copy !req
655. Appreciate your help.Copy !req
656. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
657. When...Copy !req
658. when you were dying, you
tried to infect me.Copy !req
659. Because you knew I'd fight for youCopy !req
660. if I thought I was dying too.Copy !req
661. You bringing this up now so I'll
forgive you for messing with my patient?Copy !req
662. I'm happy I changed jobs.Copy !req
663. But I know I'll never
have that sort of...Copy !req
664. - Excitement.
- You Miss people trying to kill you?Copy !req
665. no.Copy !req
666. I miss... people doing whatever
it takes to get the job done.Copy !req
667. I guess that's why I'm
having trouble giving it up.Copy !req
668. I shouldn't have helped
them mess with your patient.Copy !req
669. They had to screw with me.Copy !req
670. I've gotten everything wrong.Copy !req
671. I don't believe it.Copy !req
672. You're not...Copy !req
673. Gonna get everything right.Copy !req
674. But you're never gonna
get everything wrong.Copy !req
675. Morning!Copy !req
676. Uh, where have you
been the last two days?Copy !req
677. - Overslept.
- We saved speed racer.Copy !req
678. She had polio.Copy !req
679. We cured it with vitamin c.Copy !req
680. Yeah.Copy !req
681. I cured depression
with tonic water once.Copy !req
682. Actually,I think there
was some gin in it too.Copy !req
683. 150 grams over six hours.Copy !req
684. - It worked.
- No, it didn't.Copy !req
685. I told you you can't cure polio.Copy !req
686. That means either she's not
cured or she never had it.Copy !req
687. Since she's walking out of here...Copy !req
688. I tested her blood from admittance.Copy !req
689. no polio.Copy !req
690. that means brennan
screwed up the lab tests.Copy !req
691. or you screwed up your lab tests.Copy !req
692. you must have. she got better.Copy !req
693. so it's relapsing and remitting.Copy !req
694. maybe... porphyria.Copy !req
695. nah, that's a stretch.Copy !req
696. if she had porphyria, you
would have seen purple urine.Copy !req
697. you think it's more
likely he cured polio?Copy !req
698. they believe it.Copy !req
699. her symptoms fit perfectly.Copy !req
700. and the alternative is
unbelievably convoluted.Copy !req
701. some doctor would have
to poison her with valiumCopy !req
702. so it looks like
polio, then fake a lab test,Copy !req
703. then give her vitamin
c and stop the poisonCopy !req
704. so she magically gets better.Copy !req
705. actually... it is kind of doable, right?Copy !req
706. so what do you think?Copy !req
707. should we test her for thallium
before you contact stockholm?Copy !req
708. you poisoned her?Copy !req
709. the really shocking thing is that
Foreman was right about the heatstroke.Copy !req
710. vitamin c cures polio.I've seen it.Copy !req
711. yeah... in some bush clinic.Copy !req
712. you need polio in a
place with a proper lab.Copy !req
713. the only problem is that places
with proper labs don't have polio.Copy !req
714. there is no money in finding curesCopy !req
715. for diseases that only kill poor people.Copy !req
716. this will make them do research.Copy !req
717. and what do you care
if I faked a lab testCopy !req
718. if it saves a few thousand lives?Copy !req
719. I did what I had to do.Copy !req
720. isn't that what you hired us for?Copy !req
721. which is why I'm not gonna fire you.Copy !req
722. you're gonna quit.Copy !req
723. go on, get out of here.Copy !req
724. so you're just gonna let him go?Copy !req
725. absolutely.Copy !req
726. I'm gonna let him get as far away
as possible before you call the cops.Copy !req
727. guy's a nut job.Copy !req
728. who the hell did I leave in charge?Copy !req
729. - Foreman.
- there was a reason for that.Copy !req
730. next time, listen to him.Copy !req
731. where have you been?Copy !req
732. - and don't say the CIA.
- okay.Copy !req
733. by the way, one
of my employees—Copy !req
734. either you're gonna have
to get someone from the CIACopy !req
735. to call and confirm your story, or
you're doing eight clinic hoursCopy !req
736. and Wilson is doing 16.Copy !req
737. I was in the hamptons.Copy !req
738. I was helping some rich hedge
fund jerk treat his son's sniffles.Copy !req
739. fascinating as that sounds.Copy !req
740. for your honesty,I
will forgiveyourhours.Copy !req
741. thank you.Copy !req
742. no!Copy !req
743. the only thing less likely
than your helping the CIACopy !req
744. is your helping some
rich guy on long island.Copy !req
745. you're doing your hours andWilson's.Copy !req
746. I know how to kill a man with my thumb.Copy !req
747. who doesn't?Copy !req
748. - hi.
- HiCopy !req
749. I'm going to take you up on your offer.Copy !req
750. yeah?Copy !req
751. well,I, uh,I live a
couple miles from here.Copy !req
752. that's not the offer I meant.Copy !req
753. I gave notice today.Copy !req
754. you said you were happy at the company.Copy !req
755. I lied. doubt you'll hold it against me.Copy !req
756. I'll see you at 9:00 on monday.Copy !req
757. House.M.D
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