1. And now, coming to the line,Copy !req
2. last year's "Rookie of the year",Copy !req
3. Casey Alfonso!Copy !req
4. And in lane two,
nine times national champion,Copy !req
5. Tony Cooper!Copy !req
6. Tony's got his light on in lane two.Copy !req
7. - And now Casey's approaching the line.
- How do you feel?Copy !req
8. Great.Copy !req
9. - I feel like throwing up my guts.
- You always feel like throwing up.Copy !req
10. Come on dad,
let's get this digger on the line.Copy !req
11. You're sure you don't wanna
go to law school?Copy !req
12. - I hate lawyers!
- Yeah, so do I. Go get them baby!Copy !req
13. Okay, looks like we're ready to go.Copy !req
14. Let's hear it folks!Copy !req
15. And it's Casey Alfonso
by Less than half a car length!Copy !req
16. What a spectacular finish
for the young phenom.Copy !req
17. Casey Alfonso with an amazing finish.Copy !req
18. - What'd you do at the end there?
- Yeah, heh...Copy !req
19. At about 250 feet,
the car got out of shape a bit.Copy !req
20. But about halfway down...Copy !req
21. I just got into the zone or something.Copy !req
22. I pedaled it back into the groove.
It was the coolest ride of my life!Copy !req
23. How does it feel to beat nine-time
national championCopy !req
24. Tony Cooper?Copy !req
25. I'm sorry.Copy !req
26. Can you repeat that?Copy !req
27. How does it feel,Copy !req
28. to beat nine-time national champion
Tony Cooper?Copy !req
29. Casey!Copy !req
30. Casey! Casey!
Out of the way!Copy !req
31. Out of the way. Casey!Copy !req
32. Casey! Get the ambulance!
Brian, get the ambulance!Copy !req
33. Casey...Copy !req
34. swsub. Com
BlueDoc, oAkaZaboCopy !req
35. Season 4 - Episode 6
"Whatever It Takes"Copy !req
36. - 68-year-old male, non-smoker.
- 68's a good run.Copy !req
37. That'll leave something
in the lockbox for the rest of us.Copy !req
38. - Next!
- That's your breakfast?Copy !req
39. Technically, it's Wilson's Lunch.Copy !req
40. 20-month-old baby,
Persistent rash, fever.Copy !req
41. - Too much crying.
- Female college student?Copy !req
42. Too much drama.Copy !req
43. You don't care about the crying
or the drama.Copy !req
44. Cause you won't see the patient.Copy !req
45. And you'd treat methuselah
if his snot had an interesting color.Copy !req
46. It means you've already decided
which case you wanna take next.Copy !req
47. - Tell me about speed racer.
- Female,Copy !req
48. seizure with visual
and auditory processing deficiency.Copy !req
49. - I did a consult and...
- What kind of race car?Copy !req
50. Dragster.Copy !req
51. Continue.Copy !req
52. You're gonna take a case based
on the car she drives?Copy !req
53. Nothing says "thanks for saving my life"
like a test drive in a car,Copy !req
54. that accelerates faster
than the space shuttle.Copy !req
55. Can't save her life,
cause she's not dying.Copy !req
56. Her lab shows signs of dehydration.Copy !req
57. That means the problem's just likely...
Heatstroke.Copy !req
58. Kinda hard to get heat-struck
in 41/2 seconds.Copy !req
59. Not when you're wearing
a three-layer fireproof suit.Copy !req
60. Excuse me.Copy !req
61. Dr. House?Copy !req
62. No, lazy ass called in sick again.
We can give him a message.Copy !req
63. May we talk in private?Copy !req
64. So... Either it's Heatstroke,Copy !req
65. in which case we take the afternoon off,Copy !req
66. or it's one of the diagnosesCopy !req
67. that you guys are gonna have for me
in two minutes.Copy !req
68. - You're in charge.
- I know.Copy !req
69. - Cop?
- He's not packing.Copy !req
70. Your dad's either a cop or
a security guard.Copy !req
71. Or she carries a weapon.Copy !req
72. You're with the CIA?Copy !req
73. One of our employees just returned
from an assignment sick.Copy !req
74. We believe he may be the victim
of an assassination attempt.Copy !req
75. Sure.Copy !req
76. You wanna close the door?Copy !req
77. Door?Copy !req
78. I assume you're gonna drop trou
at some point during the dance.Copy !req
79. - I don't see why I should share.
- This isn't a joke.Copy !req
80. If you're willing to help us,
we need to leave now.Copy !req
81. If I have to walk somewhere,Copy !req
82. there better be at least
five girls involved.Copy !req
83. And they better be working
their way through college.Copy !req
84. Okay, what do you got?Copy !req
85. Hereditary brain disorder,Copy !req
86. transient ischemia,
or paraneoplastic syndrome.Copy !req
87. None of those go away with IV fluids.
It's heatstroke.Copy !req
88. - Or cushing's or calcium deficiency.
- Who's your friend?Copy !req
89. We use the term "life partner."
Get a fresh history,Copy !req
90. neurological exam,
and an MRI of her head.Copy !req
91. 15 minutes for the lap dance.Copy !req
92. A half hour to scrub
the guilt off my soul.Copy !req
93. See you in 45.Copy !req
94. - Dr. House... We need to hurry.
- Yeah, we need to hurry.Copy !req
95. Little advice, I mean, obviouslyCopy !req
96. the village people played
out the whole cop thing.Copy !req
97. But, come on, CIA?Copy !req
98. Do you seriously
expect anyone to believe that?Copy !req
99. It helps when you have props.Copy !req
100. Keep your eye on my pen.Copy !req
101. Very good.Copy !req
102. Any nausea or vomiting
before the seizure?Copy !req
103. No.Copy !req
104. My Dad had some,
but he's always like that before a race.Copy !req
105. It could have been food poisoning.
Two eat breakfast to gether?Copy !req
106. - No.
- Any history of sciatica orCopy !req
107. spinal injury?Copy !req
108. No.Copy !req
109. Abnormal deep tendon reflex.Copy !req
110. Really?
Let me see.Copy !req
111. It's there.Copy !req
112. I didn't say it wasn't there.
I said it was abnormal.Copy !req
113. We're gonna give you
an MRI to be sure, butCopy !req
114. I'm guessing your symptoms were causedCopy !req
115. - by just dehydration and the heat.
- You're guessing?Copy !req
116. Look,Copy !req
117. I make a living
driving 300 miles an hour,Copy !req
118. which makes the ability
to stay conscious kind of important.Copy !req
119. I'm sure it's just heatstroke.Copy !req
120. But we're gonna do an MRI
to be extra careful.Copy !req
121. You said you left your cell
in your office.Copy !req
122. I lied.Copy !req
123. I wasn't going to take it,Copy !req
124. just tell you to turn it off
for takeoff.Copy !req
125. I know.Copy !req
126. Just wanted to see if you could tell
that I was lying.Copy !req
127. Useful information.Copy !req
128. - Yeah?
- Where are you?Copy !req
129. I'm on a top-secret mission for the CIA.Copy !req
130. Right.Copy !req
131. There was nothing on your racecar
driver's CT,Copy !req
132. and the history and physical
were normal.Copy !req
133. Her deep tendon reflexes seemed
a bit weak to me.Copy !req
134. Areflexia could mean miller fisher.Copy !req
135. Yes, are flexia could
Mean miller fisher,Copy !req
136. but since the reflex was weak,
not absent,Copy !req
137. it doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
138. I'm releasing her.
You can go back to your poker game.Copy !req
139. Poker's illegal.Copy !req
140. CIA would never allow illegal activity.Copy !req
141. Have you considered Miller Fisher?Copy !req
142. Why? What happened?Copy !req
143. She just had another seizure.Copy !req
144. And now she's getting
a vertical nystagmus.Copy !req
145. We think it's Miller Fisher,
an inflammatory process.Copy !req
146. In rare cases,
it can cause respiratory failure, but...Copy !req
147. Wait, she could stop breathing?Copy !req
148. You said there was nothing wrong.
You said you were sure.Copy !req
149. You just had another seizure.
Clearly, there's something wrong.Copy !req
150. So why should I trust you
to figure out what it is?Copy !req
151. Where's Dr. House?
I'm at this hospital.Copy !req
152. It's gonna be all right.Copy !req
153. We just need to start
the plasmapheresis.Copy !req
154. No!Copy !req
155. It's not going to be all right,Copy !req
156. because you obviously don't have a clue.Copy !req
157. What you're doing.Copy !req
158. I'm not letting you touch me.Copy !req
159. - Honey, come on.
- I wanna see House!Copy !req
160. Where is he?Copy !req
161. Looks a lot better on 24.Copy !req
162. I take that back.Copy !req
163. Dr. Samira Terzi.Copy !req
164. It's a pleasure to meet you, Dr. House.Copy !req
165. We really appreciate the consult
on such short notice.Copy !req
166. There's nothing that gives me more
pleasure than helping out a colleague.Copy !req
167. This is Dr. Sidney Curtis
from the Mayo Clinic.Copy !req
168. He's also agreed to help
with the diagnosis.Copy !req
169. - Dr. House.
- Curtis on Immunology Sidney Curtis?Copy !req
170. - You've read it?
- Nope!Copy !req
171. But it is keeping my piano level.Copy !req
172. So...Copy !req
173. Where is the poor, sick fella?Copy !req
174. - What do we do?
- I don't know yet.Copy !req
175. - She needs treatment.
- This is a test, right?Copy !req
176. You're reporting back to him
everything we do.Copy !req
177. Yeah.Copy !req
178. And I asked the patient
to be uncooperative.Copy !req
179. - Personally, I think she overplayed it.
- She's being uncooperative.Copy !req
180. Because you made us all
look like idiots.Copy !req
181. We're only gonna look like idiotsCopy !req
182. If we can't figure out how to get her
to agree to the treatment.Copy !req
183. What would House do right now?Copy !req
184. Pop a pill, insult us,
and trick the patient.Copy !req
185. We can do that last part.Copy !req
186. She's never met House before, has she?Copy !req
187. - Who's got a cane?
- House isn't here.Copy !req
188. We're not gonna act like him.Copy !req
189. What do you want?Copy !req
190. I...Copy !req
191. I'm gonna do what doctors
aren't supposed to do.Copy !req
192. Admit I made a mistake.Copy !req
193. I shouldn't have been so quick
to dismiss your symptoms.Copy !req
194. But you need to let us start
the plasmapheresis.Copy !req
195. What do you want?Copy !req
196. Case?Copy !req
197. Honey, do you know where you are?Copy !req
198. She's burning up.Copy !req
199. - Start the treatment.
- We can't.Copy !req
200. You've got my permission.
She's obviously confused.Copy !req
201. It doesn't matter anymore.Copy !req
202. Miller Fsher doesn't cause dlirium
and fever.Copy !req
203. I don't know what this is.Copy !req
204. I'm afraid there are going to be ome
limitations on his medical history.Copy !req
205. Just let me know what you need,
and I should be able to provide it.Copy !req
206. FYI, my mal practice insuranceCopy !req
207. doesn't cover alien autopsies.Copy !req
208. That's fine.Copy !req
209. X-files are the next wing over.Copy !req
210. Where was the patient
when he first felt ill?Copy !req
211. Sorry, that's classified. But assume
there aren't too many placesCopy !req
212. in the world John hasn't been.
And, yes, John's a cover name.Copy !req
213. What makes you think
it was an attempt on his life?Copy !req
214. Sorry, can't tell you that either.Copy !req
215. What can you tell us?Copy !req
216. Yeah, did Oswald really have sex
with Marilyn Monroe?Copy !req
217. Good lord.Copy !req
218. Very professional.Copy !req
219. Five days ago, he was 185 pounds.Copy !req
220. Perfect health.Copy !req
221. Cool.Copy !req
222. Fever and delirium rule out...Copy !req
223. He's not gonna hire you
just because you call him the most.Copy !req
224. Especially since it's obvious
he doesn't wanna be called.Copy !req
225. Symptoms rule out miller fisher.
MS fits better.Copy !req
226. Progression's too fast.
More likely meningitis.Copy !req
227. Areflexia doesn't fit as well with.Copy !req
228. Does with amyloidosis.Copy !req
229. That's even slower than MS.
It's lupus.Copy !req
230. I'm with the little man on this one.Copy !req
231. It's attacking the body and the brain.
Classic autoimmune.Copy !req
232. Flirt all you want,
but I should warn you.Copy !req
233. Shiksas are for practice.Copy !req
234. Lupus this aggressive
wouldn't spare her kidneys.Copy !req
235. It's primarily neurological.Copy !req
236. - Let's start her on.
- Why no plaques on her MRI?Copy !req
237. MRI was inconclusive.Copy !req
238. - So I don't know.
- So now you're sure that it's MS.Copy !req
239. Just like you were sure
it was miller fisher.Copy !req
240. An hour after you were sure
it was heatstroke.Copy !req
241. The symptoms fit.Copy !req
242. - Start her on interferon.
- We're not gonna score any pointsCopy !req
243. with House if we solve
this just by running your errands.Copy !req
244. - I get that you want to be right.
- You don't?Copy !req
245. I'm just trying to save a patient,
not score points with my boss.Copy !req
246. Would it hurt the patient
if you let us run some tests?Copy !req
247. You've got three hours.Copy !req
248. We've run six complete tox screens,Copy !req
249. tested for every heavy metal, poison,
and biological agent we can think of.Copy !req
250. It says here he ate a lot of chestnuts.Copy !req
251. Hold on a second.Copy !req
252. If the squirrel liberation
army's involved,Copy !req
253. I'm outta here.
Those little rodents are.Copy !req
254. Horse chestnuts are poisonous.
If someone switched them.Copy !req
255. Horse chestnuts may look like chestnuts,Copy !req
256. but they taste like a horse's
lower-than-chestnuts.Copy !req
257. Which makes the theoryCopy !req
258. that he accidentally ate a couple
of hundred slightly less persuasive.Copy !req
259. And seeing as how he was prowlingCopy !req
260. the back alleys of... Tehran?Copy !req
261. It wasn't tehran. It was...Copy !req
262. Oops, you almost got me.Copy !req
263. Unless we know
the local environmental factors,Copy !req
264. - poisonous flora...
- You know I can't tell you that.Copy !req
265. Well, then, why are we here?
You might as well just Google "poison."Copy !req
266. All they would tell me is...Copy !req
267. He spent the last 11 months in Bolivia.Copy !req
268. Who you gonna kill in Bolivia?Copy !req
269. - My old housekeeper?
- We don't kill people.Copy !req
270. I'm sorry.
Who are you gonna marginalize?Copy !req
271. If it is my housekeeper,
she has it coming.Copy !req
272. Cleaning the windows
means cleaning both sides.Copy !req
273. Am I right, or am I right?Copy !req
274. What does it matter what he was doing?Copy !req
275. - The guy's dying.
- Not anymore.Copy !req
276. I know what's poisoning him, and who.Copy !req
277. John.Copy !req
278. It's just pancreatitis.Copy !req
279. He's not an alcoholic.Copy !req
280. And unless his pancreas
is in his fingers.Copy !req
281. Spies can't get fungal infections?Copy !req
282. And the burns on his skin?Copy !req
283. Spies can't get sunburns?Copy !req
284. Bolivia doesn't have sun?Copy !req
285. So, either we goCopy !req
286. with his theory
of the non-drinking drunk,Copy !req
287. Or he was poisoned by some groupCopy !req
288. with the resources
to make it completely untraceable.Copy !req
289. Some customized isotope.Copy !req
290. Let's treat for radiation poisoning.Copy !req
291. The iodine's to protect your thyroid.Copy !req
292. Antibiotics are to handle infections.Copy !req
293. Should start working
in a couple of hours.Copy !req
294. We should celebrate,Copy !req
295. with a beer,Copy !req
296. or eight.Copy !req
297. I don't drink.Copy !req
298. Me thinks he doth protest too much.Copy !req
299. He's deathly ill.
Why would he lie about drinking?Copy !req
300. Guilt over killing a man.
Make anyone hit the sauce.Copy !req
301. - We don't kill people.
- Right.Copy !req
302. You just lie to your friends and family,Copy !req
303. establish false identities, trick people
into betraying their country.Copy !req
304. He'd never cover up his drinking.
He's too honest.Copy !req
305. Something I've always wanted to know.Copy !req
306. That poison lipstick that ginger
used to kiss Gilligan...Copy !req
307. Why didn't that kill her?Copy !req
308. Okay, drum roll.
LP is negative for meningitis.Copy !req
309. Sorry, Cole.Copy !req
310. Fat pad biopsy is...Copy !req
311. Wait for it...Copy !req
312. Negative for amyloidosis.
And thirteen goes down.Copy !req
313. Could we hurry this up? My son has.Copy !req
314. Can I have a kid too?
I'm working too hard.Copy !req
315. I could hook you up.Copy !req
316. I had two minutes and some anti-nausea
meds, I'd take you up on that.Copy !req
317. And for the gold...Copy !req
318. Protein 65, glucose 70.Copy !req
319. It's MS, start her on interferon.Copy !req
320. Turn to the last page.
Sed rate's 95 ANA's weakly positive.Copy !req
321. Positive? It's lupus.Copy !req
322. Weakly. Not lupus, it's MS.Copy !req
323. We obviously don't know what it is.
Treat for both.Copy !req
324. No.
I gave in on the test.Copy !req
325. I'm not treating her for two completely
separate diseasesCopy !req
326. because you think lupus
will win you a prize.Copy !req
327. Still think it's lupus?Copy !req
328. Yeah.Copy !req
329. Me to.Copy !req
330. In case of emergency,Copy !req
331. go to the emergency room.Copy !req
332. - Could be lupus.
- That's what we figured.Copy !req
333. Then why are you here?Copy !req
334. You're an immunologist.
We wanted to confirm.Copy !req
335. Who are you looking for meCopy !req
336. to help you sell down the river?
House or Cuddy?Copy !req
337. Foreman.Copy !req
338. Sorry.Copy !req
339. He's pushing MS.
Thinks that because he's in charge,Copy !req
340. he has to prove he's the smartest guy
in the room.Copy !req
341. All I've heard about you. You put
the patient above everything else.Copy !req
342. That's why everyone
finds you so annoying.Copy !req
343. All House cares about is results.Copy !req
344. I know. I'm talking about how
to do deal with Foreman.Copy !req
345. So am I.Copy !req
346. - Fever's down to 101.5.
- Treatment's working...Copy !req
347. Trying to figure out
which treatment's working.Copy !req
348. It's kind of tacky doing
it front of the patient.Copy !req
349. You put her on steroids too?Copy !req
350. We had no choice.
The sed rate pointed to lupus.Copy !req
351. - And the a NA ruled it out!
- Doctors!Copy !req
352. Legs hurt?Copy !req
353. I can't feel them at all.
I don't think I can move them.Copy !req
354. Vitals stabilizing.Copy !req
355. - Tummy ache's gone as well.
- So the treatment's working.Copy !req
356. Wanna ditch Dr. Killjoy and...Copy !req
357. hop in the company jet?
Little trip down mexico way.Copy !req
358. And I'm not talking about
the country or the plane.Copy !req
359. Do you think acting like an idiot
and talking about sex works on girls?Copy !req
360. Well, if it didn't, the human race
would have died out long ago.Copy !req
361. You're pretty cheery for someone who was
just proved wrong about hisCopy !req
362. - pancreatitis theory.
- I'm appropriately cheery for someoneCopy !req
363. - who's being proved right.
- John hasn't vomited in six hours.Copy !req
364. What's to vomit?
I'm eating his lunch.Copy !req
365. With holding nutrients
is the treatment for pancreatitis.Copy !req
366. That and the antibiotics you put him on.Copy !req
367. I did unhook your iodine, though.Copy !req
368. Didn't seem to fit with the whole,Copy !req
369. I'm just jerking you guys
around gestalt.Copy !req
370. You're unbelievable.Copy !req
371. Well, let's ask John if he'd rather
be sick honestly or cured dishonestly.Copy !req
372. John.Copy !req
373. John.Copy !req
374. Any chance he's just...Copy !req
375. Overwhelmed with gratitude?Copy !req
376. Paralysis.Copy !req
377. It's a new symptom?Copy !req
378. Big white space on the board
where it would fit?Copy !req
379. Nice, multicolored markers?Copy !req
380. I'm not writing it because we can't know
if it's a real symptom.Copy !req
381. When these two went rogue and
pumped her full of ste...Copy !req
382. - Steroids don't cause paralysis.
- She was also on interferon!Copy !req
383. Giving her both probably fried
her immune system.Copy !req
384. Who knows what infection
you could cause...Copy !req
385. We consulted an immunologist.Copy !req
386. - She said we have...
- She?Copy !req
387. You talking about Dr. Cameron?Copy !req
388. - She thought lupus...
- She tell you to start treating?Copy !req
389. Yes, they've ignored you.
They screwed up.Copy !req
390. And it's fun watching you spank them.
But can we get back to the medicine?Copy !req
391. The last thing any of you give
a damn about is the medicine!Copy !req
392. Look...Copy !req
393. I'm not saying
you're bad doctors or bad people.Copy !req
394. But House is.Copy !req
395. He created a nasty
little cutthroat world,Copy !req
396. planted you in it,
and is watching you play.Copy !req
397. And none of it works for anyone
except him.Copy !req
398. And whoever wins.Copy !req
399. Given its quick progression,
we gotta assume botulism.Copy !req
400. I'll go to her place,
check out her fridge and pantry.Copy !req
401. It's not botulism. It's polio.Copy !req
402. Brilliant.Copy !req
403. We should search her home
for FDR's remains or a time machine.Copy !req
404. She could have contracted it from anyoneCopy !req
405. - who's been to Africa or...
- She's been vaccinated.Copy !req
406. Vaccines wear off.Copy !req
407. There hasn't been a single american case
in over 20 years.Copy !req
408. I've seen this disease.Copy !req
409. I know what it looks like.Copy !req
410. That's why you're finding it,
because you're looking for it.Copy !req
411. Polio... It's crazy.Copy !req
412. House wouldn't think so.Copy !req
413. So go find House
and tell him your theory.Copy !req
414. Take a personal day.Copy !req
415. Seriously.Copy !req
416. Get outta here.Copy !req
417. - You don't have the power to fire me.
- But I do have the powerCopy !req
418. to kick your ass off my case.Copy !req
419. We're starting the botulism treatment.
The rest of you, look for confirmation.Copy !req
420. - He should be brought up on charges.
- Okay, relax.Copy !req
421. I'll take your book out
from under my piano.Copy !req
422. He's dying of radiation sickness.
He's obviously in pain.Copy !req
423. All of which could have been avoided
if you hadn't interfered with...Copy !req
424. What was that for?Copy !req
425. Radiation sickness kills specific cells
at specific times.Copy !req
426. His hair should be coming out in clumps
before he's writhing in pain.Copy !req
427. Since it's not,Copy !req
428. I know who's trying to kill him.Copy !req
429. God.Copy !req
430. It's blood cancer. Waldenstrom's.Copy !req
431. Radiation can cause infections,
which set off...Copy !req
432. If had any real evidence of foul play,
you'd be torturing BoliviansCopy !req
433. instead of putting me into a state
of anticipatory sexual arousal.Copy !req
434. - Can we treat for both?
- Bad idea.Copy !req
435. Unless you're the one
who's trying to poison him.Copy !req
436. I'll arrange
for plasmapheresis and chemo.Copy !req
437. Are you gonna trust him
after what he did?Copy !req
438. I don't have to trust him
to agree with him.Copy !req
439. You make a good point.Copy !req
440. I've been wrong every time,
and she still won't listen to you.Copy !req
441. So either she really likes me
or she really hates you.Copy !req
442. And I got a ride in the jet.Copy !req
443. Hi.Copy !req
444. - What are you doing here?
- Just came to say hi.Copy !req
445. Hi again.Copy !req
446. Where's... Mrs. Bearman?Copy !req
447. Sent her home.Copy !req
448. I was scheduling her for an MRA.Copy !req
449. If we gave MRAS to every patient
with a headache...Copy !req
450. This wasn't just a headache,
it was the worst in her life.Copy !req
451. Then lucky for you, I'm a neurologist.
She went to a wine and cheese tasting.Copy !req
452. - Both triggers for migraines.
- She's never had a migraine before.Copy !req
453. And I never hagel
before the first time I had one.Copy !req
454. Bagels don't kill people.
This is a classic ticking-bomb aneurysm.Copy !req
455. This taught me a lesson.Copy !req
456. I guess when I mess
with other people's patients,Copy !req
457. I risk looking like an officious bitch.Copy !req
458. We're gonna have to track down
Mrs. Bearman.Copy !req
459. Wait...Copy !req
460. Never mind.Copy !req
461. - That's funny.
- It's not funny. It's totally immature.Copy !req
462. It is funny.Copy !req
463. You just can't appreciate it
because you're the victim.Copy !req
464. Yeah, I deserve shame and ridicule
for offering a consult.Copy !req
465. Unheard of for a doctor.Copy !req
466. You didn't offer a medical consult.Copy !req
467. You offered a
"dealing with Foreman" consult.Copy !req
468. For the good of the patient.
It's what House would have done.Copy !req
469. Maybe House will hear about it
and tear up with pride.Copy !req
470. You think I'm trying to impress him.Copy !req
471. I think that, for someone
who's not involved in his team,Copy !req
472. you're remarkably involved in his team.Copy !req
473. Let it go.Copy !req
474. Let him go.Copy !req
475. And that's mature?Copy !req
476. 120 over 80.Copy !req
477. Let 'er rip.Copy !req
478. Now we got the medical stuff
out of the way.Copy !req
479. Why don't we meet back at your placeCopy !req
480. for some enhanced
interrogation techniques?Copy !req
481. My safe word is,
"help, please, please stop."Copy !req
482. It's two pleases.
Anything less than that, you keep going.Copy !req
483. You actually cure this guy,
I'll show you my private water board.Copy !req
484. We need to consult an oncologist
about the chemo.Copy !req
485. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought...Copy !req
486. You were still euphemizing.
My valet knows a little oncology.Copy !req
487. I was wondering when you'd grow bored
of avoiding my calls.Copy !req
488. Oh, I can never grow bored
of ignoring you.Copy !req
489. What's the latest protocol
on Waldenstrom's?Copy !req
490. - Where are you?
- CIA headquarters.Copy !req
491. How much fludarabine...Copy !req
492. Either you're sprawled naked
on your floor with an empty bottleCopy !req
493. of vicodin, or collapsed naked
in front of your computerCopy !req
494. with an empty bottle of viagra.Copy !req
495. Please tell me which,
because Chase has another pool going.Copy !req
496. They flew me in to help deal
with a sick employee.Copy !req
497. - How much...
- Hallucinations. Damn! I shouldn'tCopy !req
498. - have bet on the viagra.
- Okay, call the langley switchboard,Copy !req
499. - ask for extension...
- 3578Copy !req
500. 3578.Copy !req
501. He asked an awful lot
of questions for a valet.Copy !req
502. You know, I happen to have
a position available on my penis.Copy !req
503. Wait a second...
I think I screwed up that joke.Copy !req
504. You offering me a job?Copy !req
505. I'd settle for that.Copy !req
506. As tempting as a position
on your staff is,Copy !req
507. - I like it here.
- Pays better.Copy !req
508. And we've only had one
assassination attempt.Copy !req
509. And I'm sure you're a great boss.
That's why your fellows left en masseCopy !req
510. a couple of months ago.Copy !req
511. I have satellite images.Copy !req
512. Inspector Gadget.Copy !req
513. My God.
You're actually at the CIA.Copy !req
514. You've gotta get down here.Copy !req
515. They've got a satellite aimed
directly into Cuddy's vagina.Copy !req
516. I told them the chances
of invasion are slim to none, but...Copy !req
517. Waldenstrom's.Copy !req
518. Recommended dose is
25 milligrams per meter squared.Copy !req
519. - They do a background check on you?
- 25 milligrams?Copy !req
520. They did a background check on you,
they did a background checkCopy !req
521. - on your friends.
- Relax.Copy !req
522. I'm sure they already know that you
brought heroin back from Afghanistan.Copy !req
523. That... That's not true.
I've never been to Afghanistan.Copy !req
524. House?Copy !req
525. - She's getting worse?
- Fever's risen slightly.Copy !req
526. But it's definitely...Copy !req
527. Botulism?Copy !req
528. Right?
Because if you're wrong again,Copy !req
529. and you're treating her for something
she doesn't even have...Copy !req
530. The antitoxin hasn't had time
to work yet.Copy !req
531. I know it's hard, but try to be patient.Copy !req
532. Excuse me.Copy !req
533. I know you're pissed I interrupted,Copy !req
534. but you're gonna be
even more pissed in a second.Copy !req
535. You tested her without telling me?Copy !req
536. Yeah. And I know,
I'm really, really sorry. But...Copy !req
537. On the other hand, it's a positive.Copy !req
538. She has polio.Copy !req
539. Now what, boss?Copy !req
540. Where's House?Copy !req
541. He's blown off four hours of clinic.Copy !req
542. He's consulting for the CIA.Copy !req
543. Seriously.
Call langley and ask for extension 35...Copy !req
544. 3536?Copy !req
545. There's definitely two threes.
I... I wrote it down.Copy !req
546. I have it somewhere.Copy !req
547. He's gonna make up twice
his skipped hours in the clinic.Copy !req
548. - Okeydoke.
- And for protecting him,Copy !req
549. - you're gonna make up twice that.
- Why are you punishing meCopy !req
550. - worse than him?
- Because House never learns.Copy !req
551. You might.Copy !req
552. How are you feeling?Copy !req
553. - Like crap.
- Yeah, cancer can be that way.Copy !req
554. My hair is falling out.Copy !req
555. That the chemo?Copy !req
556. No, it's too quick.Copy !req
557. So what does it mean?Copy !req
558. It means you don't have cancer.Copy !req
559. Someone actually did try to kill you.Copy !req
560. You're stubborn.Copy !req
561. - You're arrogant!
- There's no need to yell.Copy !req
562. - You may have cost that man his life.
- He's getting the radiation treatment.Copy !req
563. 24 hours too late!Copy !req
564. I didn't yell at you
when I thought you were wrong.Copy !req
565. - I wasn't wrong!
- This isn't productive.Copy !req
566. There is no productive. It's too late.Copy !req
567. Because of your inexperience,
your poor judgment.Copy !req
568. And your failure to recognize
a reckless fool!Copy !req
569. Cordyceps sinensis.Copy !req
570. It's... It's an herbal treatment
derived from a parasitic fungus,Copy !req
571. comes from caterpillars.Copy !req
572. Along with dimercaprol chelation,
it's been shown to mitigateCopy !req
573. bone marrow damage
from radiation poisoning.Copy !req
574. In monkeys.Copy !req
575. I'm sorry.
I was stubborn and arrogant.Copy !req
576. Self-recriminations won't help her.Copy !req
577. Nothing's gonna help her.
She's got polio.Copy !req
578. There's no cure,
but there are treatments.Copy !req
579. - She's dying.
- Yeah. Every death's a tragedy.Copy !req
580. Funny how you weren't so depressedCopy !req
581. when she just dying because
me and Amber screwed up.Copy !req
582. And I'm also self-centered.
Thanks for clarifying.Copy !req
583. Don't forget self-pitying.Copy !req
584. Vitamin C.Copy !req
585. Extremely high doses.Copy !req
586. It was experimental treatment
protocol in the '50s.Copy !req
587. - And they haven't finished yet?
- They... Lost funding.Copy !req
588. That's because there's no logical reason
vitamin C would cure polio.Copy !req
589. - Well, someone thought there was.
- Someone thought black peopleCopy !req
590. made excellent farm implements.Copy !req
591. I'm not talking about hurting anyone.Copy !req
592. I just wanna force feed her
some orange juice.Copy !req
593. You wanna throw in
some bacon and eggs as well?Copy !req
594. If there's anything you learn today,Copy !req
595. it's gotta be that you can be wrong.Copy !req
596. John, can you hear me?Copy !req
597. We're going to start you
on an experimental treatment.Copy !req
598. Tea?Copy !req
599. It's a chinese herb.Copy !req
600. - Which has been effective in...
- I'm dying, aren't I?Copy !req
601. Probably.Copy !req
602. We're gonna attempt
an experimental protocol.Copy !req
603. - A new drug?
- An old one. Vitamine C.Copy !req
604. Ultra-high doses have been shown
to destroy the polio virusCopy !req
605. and heal nerve damage.Copy !req
606. - She could regain use of her legs.
- It's unlikely.Copy !req
607. But, we're gonna try.Copy !req
608. Don't give up.Copy !req
609. Nausea's...Copy !req
610. Not as bad.Copy !req
611. Radiation sickness has a latency period.Copy !req
612. You'll get better before you get worse.Copy !req
613. You wanna know
what I really did down there?Copy !req
614. Only if it's interesting.Copy !req
615. The women there...Copy !req
616. During carnival they...Copy !req
617. They do this dance.Copy !req
618. They call it the "Devil Dance".Copy !req
619. Not interesting.Copy !req
620. I spent all 40 days with this...Copy !req
621. Attache to the minister of defense.Copy !req
622. The most...Copy !req
623. Buttoned-down woman you'd ever meet.Copy !req
624. You know?Copy !req
625. 'Cept when she did this dance.Copy !req
626. She agreed to tell me stuff...Copy !req
627. Okay, we have half a good story there.Copy !req
628. Karma.Copy !req
629. Best way to rid yourself of that guilt
is to confess your sins.Copy !req
630. This pain is... Right.Copy !req
631. It's comforting.Copy !req
632. It makes me think that...
Somehow, it all makes sense.Copy !req
633. What do you mean, 40 days?Copy !req
634. When they found out.Copy !req
635. What she...Copy !req
636. Told me.Copy !req
637. Carnival in Bolivia's only eight days.Copy !req
638. You have any idea
what a chestnut looks like?Copy !req
639. You idiot.Copy !req
640. Who are you calling an idiot?Copy !req
641. Whoever knew that John
was stationed in Brazil, not Bolivia.Copy !req
642. Brazil?Copy !req
643. Well, then, I guess
I'm talking to you, idiot.Copy !req
644. It's the same region.Copy !req
645. - It's the same parasite, same diseases.
- But not the same language.Copy !req
646. In Bolivia, chestnuts are chestnuts.Copy !req
647. Brazil, on the other hand,
hascastanhas do para, literally,Copy !req
648. "chestnuts from para."Copy !req
649. Because it would be stupid
for people from BrazilCopy !req
650. to call them Brazil nuts!Copy !req
651. So he ate Brazil nuts. Big deal.Copy !req
652. No, he ate a lot of Brazil nuts.Copy !req
653. Which is a big deal,
because they contain selenium.Copy !req
654. Which, in high doses, causes fatigue,
vomiting, skin irritation,Copy !req
655. discharge from the fingernail beds,
and hair loss.Copy !req
656. Any of that sounding familiar?Copy !req
657. Can you treat it?Copy !req
658. We've already started.Copy !req
659. Treatment's chelation,
same as for radiation sickness.Copy !req
660. The only difference is it works
a lot better on nut poisoning.Copy !req
661. So what's the problem?Copy !req
662. You're an idiot.Copy !req
663. Why is she shivering?Copy !req
664. Low serum calcium is
a side effect of the treatment.Copy !req
665. - I can give her a calcium supplement.
- My arm hurts.Copy !req
666. Infusion rate has to remain high
for the treatment to work.Copy !req
667. Is it working?Copy !req
668. - You feel that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
669. It hurts.Copy !req
670. It's working.Copy !req
671. This is fantastic.Copy !req
672. There's a lot you can learn
in my fellowship.Copy !req
673. A few new procedures I could teach you.Copy !req
674. Course, we'd need a nurse to prep.Copy !req
675. I know how to kill a man with my thumb.Copy !req
676. Actually, I was just trying to make
another euphemism for sex.Copy !req
677. - So was I.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
678. How can you flirt with this idiot?Copy !req
679. He lied to us again and again.
He broke laws, ethical codes...Copy !req
680. I was right.Copy !req
681. - That doesn't mean everything.
- It means a lot.Copy !req
682. Dr. Curtis.Copy !req
683. Dr. House.Copy !req
684. Appreciate your help.Copy !req
685. When...Copy !req
686. When you were dying,Copy !req
687. you tried to infect me.Copy !req
688. Because you knew I'd fight for youCopy !req
689. if I thought I was dying too.Copy !req
690. You bringing this up now so I'll
forgive you for messing with my patient?Copy !req
691. I'm happy I changed jobs.Copy !req
692. But I know...Copy !req
693. I'll never have that sort of...Copy !req
694. Excitement.Copy !req
695. - You Miss people trying to kill you?
- No.Copy !req
696. I miss...Copy !req
697. People doing whatever it takes
to get the job done.Copy !req
698. I guess that's why
I'm having trouble giving it up.Copy !req
699. I shouldn't have helped them
mess with your patient.Copy !req
700. They had to screw with me.Copy !req
701. I've gotten everything wrong.Copy !req
702. I don't believe it.Copy !req
703. You're not...
Gonna get everything right.Copy !req
704. But you're never gonna get
everything wrong.Copy !req
705. Morning!Copy !req
706. - Where have you been the last two days?
- Overslept.Copy !req
707. - We saved speed racer. She had polio.
- We cured it with vitamin C.Copy !req
708. Yeah.Copy !req
709. I cured depression
with tonic water once.Copy !req
710. Actually, I think there was
some gin in it too.Copy !req
711. 150 grams over six hours. It worked.Copy !req
712. No, it didn't.Copy !req
713. I told you you can't cure polio.Copy !req
714. That means either she's not cured
or she never had it.Copy !req
715. Since she's walking out of here...Copy !req
716. I tested her blood from admittance.
No polio.Copy !req
717. That means Brennan
screwed up the lab tests.Copy !req
718. Or you screwed up your lab tests.Copy !req
719. - You must have. She got better.
- So it's relapsing and remitting.Copy !req
720. Maybe... Porphyria.Copy !req
721. No, that's a stretch.Copy !req
722. If she had porphyria,
you would have seen purple urine.Copy !req
723. You think it's more likely
he cured polio?Copy !req
724. They believe it.Copy !req
725. Her symptoms fit perfectly.Copy !req
726. And the alternative
is unbelievably convoluted.Copy !req
727. Some doctor would have
to poison her with valiumCopy !req
728. so it looks like polio,
then fake a lab test,Copy !req
729. then give her vitamin C and stop the
poison so she magically gets better.Copy !req
730. Actually...Copy !req
731. It is kind of doable, right?Copy !req
732. So what do you think?Copy !req
733. Should we test her for thallium
before you contact Stockholm?Copy !req
734. You poisoned her?Copy !req
735. The really shocking thing
is that Foreman was rightCopy !req
736. about the heatstroke.Copy !req
737. Vitamin C cures polio. I've seen it.Copy !req
738. Yeah... In some Bush clinic.Copy !req
739. You need polio in a place
with a proper lab.Copy !req
740. The only problem is that places
with proper labs don't have polio.Copy !req
741. There is no moneyCopy !req
742. in finding curesCopy !req
743. for diseases that only kill poor people.Copy !req
744. This will make them do research.Copy !req
745. And what do you care
if I faked a lab testCopy !req
746. if it saves a few thousand lives?Copy !req
747. I did what I had to do.Copy !req
748. Isn't that what you hired us for?Copy !req
749. Which is why I'm not gonna fire you.Copy !req
750. You're gonna quit.Copy !req
751. Go on, get out of here.Copy !req
752. So you're just gonna let him go?Copy !req
753. Absolutely.Copy !req
754. I'm gonna let him get
as far away as possibleCopy !req
755. before you call the cops.Copy !req
756. Guy's a nut job.Copy !req
757. Who the hell did I leave in charge?Copy !req
758. - Foreman.
- There was a reason for that.Copy !req
759. Next time, listen to him.Copy !req
760. Where have you been?
And don't say the CIA.Copy !req
761. Okay.Copy !req
762. - By the way, one of my employees...
- Either you're gonna have to getCopy !req
763. someone from the CIA to call and confirm
your story, or you're doingCopy !req
764. eight clinic hours
and Wilson is doing 16.Copy !req
765. I was in the Hamptons.Copy !req
766. I was helping some rich hedge fund jerk
treat his son's sniffles.Copy !req
767. Fascinating as that sounds.Copy !req
768. For your honesty,
I will forgive your hours.Copy !req
769. Thank you.Copy !req
770. No!Copy !req
771. The only thing less likely
than your helping the CIACopy !req
772. is your helping some rich guy
on Long Island.Copy !req
773. You're doing your hours and Wilson's.Copy !req
774. I know how to kill a man with my thumb.Copy !req
775. Who doesn't?Copy !req
776. Hi.Copy !req
777. Hi.Copy !req
778. I'm going to take you up on your offer.Copy !req
779. Yeah?Copy !req
780. I... I live a couple miles from here.Copy !req
781. That's not the offer I meant.Copy !req
782. I gave notice today.Copy !req
783. You said you were happy at the company.Copy !req
784. I lied.
Doubt you'll hold it against me.Copy !req
785. I'll see you at 9:00 on monday.Copy !req