1. Grandmom got some cash. We can steal that!
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2. What kind of creap are you?
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3. We steal from strangers.
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4. Yeah. Grandma's not gonna call the cops.
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5. Look... either you start doing this,
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6. Or you get a job.
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7. That guy.
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8. You're gonna remember that
guy for the rest of your life.
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9. Hey, how you doing?
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10. I said,hey, gimme all your cash.
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11. Why?
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12. Wanna buy yourself a pretty
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13. He ain't kiddin', man.
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14. Where's the wallet?
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15. On your sister's nightstand.
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16. Forgot it after i paid her.
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17. Whoa, tony!
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18. You wanna die tonigh
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19. I said, where's your wallet?
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20. I think he's sick. Maybe you shouldn't.
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21. He's faking.
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22. Go in his pockets. Grab his wallet.
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23. Good. Let's go.
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24. You all right, man?
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25. He's fine. He's faking it.
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26. Yeah,i need an ambulance.
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27. At maple and fourth.
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28. There's a really sick
guy. I think he got mugged.
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29. What? Are you happy? Let's go!
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30. ±¾×ö份ö¹©ñ§ï°½»á÷£¬ñï½ûóãóúéìòµóãí¾
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31. - =Http:/www. Ragbear. Com=-
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32. =Ææàãðü×öä»×é=- ʱ¼äöð¡èý
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33. Today we are hunting for
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34. The cat burglar of disease
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35. Causes a healthy man's lungs to fail
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36. And leaves no fingerprints.
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37. Respiratory distress could be asthma.
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38. No hyperinflation on the x-Ray.
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39. Food allergy.
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40. Could have eaten shellfish or peanuts.
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41. No hives. No erythema on the skin.
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42. What are you doing here?
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43. Laryngospasm
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44. Frosty fall air hits his vocal chords,
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45. They spasm shut...
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46. choke him out.
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47. Good idea.
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48. You've been tremendously helpful.
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49. You can leave.
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50. I just hired him.
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51. Well,i fired him. To infinity.
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52. You didn't tell him i was coming back?
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53. She did. I said no.
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54. When your extended job
interview/reality tv show
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55. Killed a patient, you
lost your veto power.
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56. Everybody, this is dr. Foreman.
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57. Does this mean there's
one less slot for us?
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58. It's still dr. House's department.
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59. He decides who
stays, who goes-
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60. Foreman goes.
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61. But dr. Foreman will
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62. You do nothing without his knowledge.
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63. Oh,uh, just in case i need them,
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64. Where, exactly,
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65. Will dr. Foreman be keeping my balls?
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66. If you want to keep your
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67. The only way to get the cat burglar
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68. Is to catch him in the act,
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69. Give the patient a
methacholine challenge,
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70. See if it sets off laryngospasm.
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71. You want us to stop his breathing?
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72. Well, only until you can figure out why.
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73. After that, It'll be irresponsible.
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74. You and i should talk.
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75. I'm sorry. She didn't
have to do that publicly.
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76. Yes, she did.
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77. She had to establish her
dominance in front of them,
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78. Limit my power.
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79. There's nothing we can do.
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80. Well, that's not the "never
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81. There's lots we can do.
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82. Not really.
Cuddy-
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83. I can make you miserable.
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84. That's true.
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85. Until you quit. Again.
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86. So why don't we just skip the middleman?
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87. I'm not quitting.
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88. My god.
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89. Not everything's about
you, and your little job,
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90. And your little world.
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91. This is about restoring
order in the universe.
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92. I'm not quitting.
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93. You're gonna be miserable.
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94. I already am miserable.
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95. Cuddy obviously thinks we're idiots.
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96. She's not gonna let
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97. Tidal volume's holding at 1.2 liters.
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98. Increase the dose.
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99. So which master do we serve?
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100. Whose ass do we have
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101. You really want this job so bad?
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102. How 'bout you try doing this job?
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103. E to 16 milligrams per milliliter.
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104. My foot's tingling.
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105. Is that normal?
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106. No.
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107. And my stomach's killing me.
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108. Could this test cause that stuff?
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109. No.
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110. Test was a bust.
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111. Amber has moved down to even money.
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112. We found two new symptoms.
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113. Oh. Back to two to one.
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114. What's going on?
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115. You're the favorite.
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116. - House's?
- To get fired.
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117. You can bet against yourself.
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118. Lovely parting gift.
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119. - What's the limit?
- Isn't one.
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120. 500 on kutner.
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121. Oh,a thousand on amber.
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122. Do you take checks?
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123. No.
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124. How do we connect abdominal pain
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125. And numbne in the extremities
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126. With respiratory collapse?
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127. Dissecting aortic aneurysm.
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128. Doesn't cover all three. What else?
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129. Carry on.
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130. He's the boss.
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131. Uh, what about a spinal cord lesion?
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132. Have to be in the brain stem.
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133. It still doesn't explain the lungs.
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134. Weird, though...
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135. that he's the boss.
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136. Didn't he quit recently?
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137. Was it a money issue?
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138. Lungs,stomach, numbness.
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139. No, that wasn't it.
It was something else.
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140. Was it... bling account?
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141. Med plan didn't cover tattoo removal?
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142. We have to unify these symptoms.
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143. Oh,i remember!
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144. You didn't want to turn into me, right?
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145. You didn't want to become evil.
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146. Can we stick to the medicine here?
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147. Absolutely. I'm just flattered.
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148. In a few short weeks,
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149. Seems like i've just
turned towards the light.
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150. I mean, either that
or you sold your soul.
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151. Multiple
marantic emboli-
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152. Did you get a raise?
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153. 'Cause then you're a whore.
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154. Or didn't you?
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155. 'Cause then you're a stupid whore.
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156. Patient just crashed.
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157. Can they go, boss?
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158. - You're right
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159. No but.
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160. You're right about all of it.
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161. Well, then,i'll see you at the reunion.
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162. It seems i didn't get
out of here soon enough.
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163. The world thinks i've been corrupted,
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164. So no one will hire me.
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165. I hate being here.
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166. I'd love to quit, but i can't.
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167. He's got a pulse.
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168. Must be another respiratory collapse.
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169. Means this is our chan
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170. We need to tube him and bag him.
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171. We will, right after
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172. If we just let him die, it
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173. Right, and tilt his head back
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174. Okay, while you're killing him,
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175. I'll get the intubation kit.
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176. I decided you're right.
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177. You're obviously in
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178. There's no point in me humiliating you.
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179. Thanks.
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180. So we're gonna humiliate
cuddy until she fires you.
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181. Guy's faking. It's munchausen's.
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182. You notice the emt run sheet?
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183. Paramedic who brought him in
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184. Is also named martin harris.
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185. Well-
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186. If the name was attila
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187. I'd say you might be on to something.
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188. Look, room 406, abdominal pain.
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189. Room 403, left-Sided numbness.
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190. 402, syncope.
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191. He's copying his neighbors' symptoms.
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192. No.
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193. Yeah, coincidence is much more likely
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194. Than you being a stubborn jerk.
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195. Munchausen's patients
create symptoms, not names.
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196. Munchausen's patients
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197. They don't want us reading.
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198. No laryngeal spasm.
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199. Breathing's resumed normal
rate. Without intubation.
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200. See? Nothing's wrong with him.
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201. He's in a lab coat.
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202. Munchausen's pretend to
be patients, not doctors.
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203. He's got mirror syndrome.
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204. Giovannini's?
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205. Do you know another mirror syndrome?
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206. Brain's got no idea who he is,
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207. Where he is, or what he is.
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208. But it fills the holes with
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209. He reads a name tag, he's got a name.
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210. He sees a doctor, he's got a job.
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211. Sees symptoms, he's got a problem.
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212. My explanation's simpler.
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213. Well, if its simple,
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214. Then we discharge the nut bar.
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215. If it's complicated,
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216. Then the nut bar has got brain damage.
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217. So we let him jerk them around for a few days
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218. Till we're sure?
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219. No, we let him jerk you around.
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220. There's a faster way.
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221. Mind if we play through?
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222. Sure. What could possibly go wrong?
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223. What's going on here, martin?
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224. Operation?
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225. House? Who is this guy?
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226. Excellent question.
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227. Who are you, martin?
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228. He juslikes to watch, hmm?
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229. Do stuff.
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230. Number ten scalpel for initial incision.
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231. Glad you're here, house.
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232. Of course you are.
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233. It's lecture time.
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234. Yeah, it is.
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235. Stop worrying about the power play.
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236. Was that it?
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237. I think you can go a lot deeper here.
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238. I mean, why am i so
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239. You're threatened by foreman
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240. And feel the need to impress cuddy.
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241. The only thing that's relevant
is foremans a good doctor.
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242. He can help you, lighten the load.
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243. Good idea. I'll have him sort my mail.
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244. Sure!
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245. Deflect.
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246. Who is this guy?
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247. I think we just found out.
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248. It's all about cuddy.
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249. Gotta be the alpha dog.
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250. Can almost smell the pheromones now, huh?
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251. I like him.
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252. Hah.
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253. - Told you i didn't need you
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254. House, what is going on?
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255. Your blood's turned to sludge.
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256. If we don't heat you
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257. Can't fake that!
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258. Mirror syndrome patients have no agenda,
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259. No ax to grind.
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260. They can read you because they have to.
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261. Moods,attitudes, everything.
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262. They're like mind readers.
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263. Except they can read your mind.
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264. Where are we going?
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265. Unfortunately, we have to cure him.
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266. His hand wasn't black when he came in,
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267. The operating room was sterile,
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268. The only thing different
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269. Cold agglutinins means...
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270. it's gotta be some kind of infection.
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271. No fever, so it'gotta
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272. Hard to find.
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273. You'd better find it fast.
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274. This guy feels another cool breeze his blood turns to slob and he drops.
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275. I need three ways to pinpoint infection.
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276. Blood cultures.
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277. Blood's clumpy. Nothing
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278. Unless we soak him in
warm water before we draw it.
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279. Good. What else?
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280. Ultrasound his
abdomen, look for an abscess.
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281. Good.
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282. Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
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283. I have a regrettable announcement.
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284. The kitchen has just learned
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285. That our annual shipment of mayonnaise
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286. Was improperly stored,
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287. So anybody who ate... well, the food,
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288. Should head across the lobby
to the clinic right away.
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289. Ask for dr. Cuddy.
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290. You're not punishing cuddy.
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291. You're punishing every
doctor in the building.
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292. It's her building, her doctors.
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293. Still need one more.
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294. Well, we need to find out his history,
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295. Where he's been, what he's done.
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296. Yeah, he has no memory, but his
bio's tattooed to his rear?
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297. The mayo is fine. You
can stay where you are.
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298. I'm a doctor.
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299. Mail order. I've seen the diplomas.
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300. Two "n" in university.
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301. Big love was right. History's the key.
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302. No i. D., no wallet,
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303. No missing persons report
filed for a hundred miles.
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304. The key is the key.
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305. He had car keys in his
pocket when he was admitted.
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306. Keep him in the isolation
room, see if he doesn't pick up
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307. Extreme bitch syndrome
from one of the nurses.
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308. Run the ultrasound
and the blood cultures.
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309. Cultures were my idea.
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310. No one is keeping a score.
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311. You're losing.
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312. Find the car and the registration.
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313. There could be thousands of cars.
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314. Why do i get this assignment?
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315. Because if you deal with the patient,
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316. He's gonna wind up singing osmond songs
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317. And proposing to five nurses at once.
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318. I'll go with cole.
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319. Ooh. We have a love connection.
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320. Make a fist.
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321. Little pinch.
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322. Wow. That's a strong pinch.
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323. This thing works, you're
lucky you've got me.
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324. My colleague wanted to
cook you in boiling water.
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325. That's right, baby.
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326. My blood's that good.
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327. That's supposed to be me, right?
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328. No. That's me. I'm always right.
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329. Gotta be.
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330. I don't think
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331. If they don't like you, you gotta be right,
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332. Or you're not worth anything.
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333. Infections can hide
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334. This'll find 'em.
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335. Who was that last doctor?
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336. Dr. Amber volakis.
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337. Don't really need her name.
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338. Wait. You saying that...
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339. you-
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340. I want her?
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341. Don't know what you want.
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342. I'm married.
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343. So am i.
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344. Even if i wasn't,
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345. She's a ttle too, uh...
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346. Hey.
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347. Agessive is never a bad thing.
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348. Yeah. True.
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349. I'm done.
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350. You okay?
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351. Yeah. We gotta run some more tests.
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352. You can,uh, clean yourself up.
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353. Lesion on the liver.
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354. Cystic or solid?
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355. Solid.
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356. Well, you certainly did the right thing
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357. By coming to me.
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358. Yes,i needed a
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359. An authoritative oncologist.
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360. I hate you. Tell me why.
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361. I've been scanning literature.
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362. Very interesting study in sweden.
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363. Apparently, giovannini's patients
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364. Mimic whoever they think's in charge.
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365. Any country with that
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366. And that high a rate of
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367. I am in charge of our relationship.
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368. It was a surgery. You were the surgeon.
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369. In that
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370. You would pick up my
laundry if i asked you to.
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371. Go ahead. Ask.
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372. Oh,i wouldn't do that to you.
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373. I want all my personal, private
doctors back right now.
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374. Except for foreman.
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375. Your team, foreman included,
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376. Is dealing with the great
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377. Frankly,i'm worried it might
spread to other continents.
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378. Lesion on the
liver. Possibilit-
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pelvic for food poisoning?
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380. She said her hoo hoo burned.
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381. Lesion on the liver.
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382. Eas?
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383. Start with a biopsy to rule out cancer.
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384. Ess.
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385. Needle works for that too.
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386. Unless it's a vascular hemangioma.
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387. Aspirate that, he'll
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388. If he bleeds out, we know what he had.
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389. Had?
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390. Two diagnoses out of three, he lives.
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391. We do nothing, three
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392. Go stick his liver.
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393. Where's foreman?
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395. You risking our patient's
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396. What? No. That would be childish.
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397. This is what i'm doing
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398. Who here doesn't have
any health insurance?
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399. Tch. Michael moore was right.
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400. Mris, pet scans, neuro-Psych tests,
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401. Private rooms for all these patients.
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402. Fight the power!
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403. Sorry.
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408. I'm here.
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412. It's personal.
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413. You got personal problems?
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414. You got no memory.
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419. i'm bored.
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420. You ask what's wrong, then
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421. Just go on with what you're doing.
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426. I think it's pus from a fungus.
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427. I have fungus in me?
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428. If you've been in the tropics
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429. Saw this in tsunami survivors.
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430. Their skin grafts would ooze black pus
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431. Sometimes weeks later.
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432. Traced the fungus back to
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433. That's so cool!
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434. I think the black pus is fungal.
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435. If i'm right,
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436. That's where the cold
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437. That's what's driving his memory loss.
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438. Amber's putting him on amphotericin.
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439. It will cure him.
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440. This makes no sense.
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443. I'm not talking about the infection.
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445. Tonya harding administer the treatment.
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446. I'm out of the game.
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447. Why?
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448. A couple of weeks
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449. Said i didn't want to be here,
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450. Wanted to be back in the third world.
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451. And you realized i'm right just now?
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452. I got a confirmation.
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453. The patient's nuts.
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457. I miss my old life helping people
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458. Who barely have clean water, let
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459. We waste by the suv load.
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460. You're nuts.
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461. You're gonna
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463. The goal in life is
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469. Uh-Huh, well,i'm sure
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470. Thailand will have courts any day now.
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477. I'm gonna...
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478. stay till the patient's cured.
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479. Which should be in about... an hour.
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480. You okay?
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481. Not okay.
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482. Which one of us is he mirroring?
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483. Well, if it was you,
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484. He'd be inflicting pain
on someone else, so...
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485. i'd say he's mimicking whichever
one of us happens to be dying.
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486. Heating blanket wasn't
keeping him warm enough.
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487. Ordered a whirlpool, got
his blood flowing.
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488. So far, it's keeping his rash at bay.
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489. Rash worse equals
cold agglutinins worse.
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490. Means what was in his
liver wasn't fungus.
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491. Yeah, labs
confirmed-
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492. That it wasn't even pus.
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493. It was just coagulated blood
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494. Caused by the cold agglutinins.
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495. Which you mistook for a cool fungus
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496. That you saw after the tsunami.
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497. Same
consistency-
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498. You saw what you wanted to see,
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499. Not what was there.
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500. Wait a second. Didn't you quit?
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501. I spoke to my fiancée. I'm staying.
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502. Of course you are.
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503. 'Cause you're the exact
right amount of miserable.
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504. Broad spectrum antiotics aren't working.
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505. It's gotta be viral or exotic bacteria.
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506. There are a thousand
microbes it could be.
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507. We could repeat all cultures.
Maybe we just missed it.
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508. Or... we could get an accurate history.
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509. We're workin' on it.
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510. Well, that'll be a good
solace to the widow x.
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511. His car was towed,
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512. And the tow gate's locked.
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513. Guys must be out on a run.
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514. That's why i
sent two of you-
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515. One of you breaks in.
The other posts bail.
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516. Getting arrested is not
what i'm worried about.
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517. Not a problem.
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518. You know how to kill dogs, right?
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519. so, back to repeating all the cultures.
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520. Or... we get an accurate history.
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521. Didn't we just rule
out that possibility?
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522. You guys ever heard
any of my metaphors yet?
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523. Come on.
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524. Sit on grandpa's lap as i tell you
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525. How infections are criminals,
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526. The immune system's the police.
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527. Seriously, grumpy.
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528. Get up here.
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529. It'll make us both happy.
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530. Anyway,
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531. Cops don't just let crooks run free.
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532. They keep fingerprints, mug shots.
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533. The immune system does the same thing,
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534. Only it calls them antibodies.
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535. We find out what diseases
he's had in his life,
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536. Good chance that'll tell us
where he's been in his life.
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537. Alice, your turn the looking glass.
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538. Draw blood and csf.
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539. Wait, guys.
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540. I haven't signed off on this.
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541. You seem like a good guy.
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542. Cuddy seems decent.
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543. House... doesn't.
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544. It means either you're gonna give in,
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545. Or cuddy is.
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546. Either way... i'm sorry.
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547. Your boyfriend has me at even odds.
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548. So? Talk to him.
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549. I did.
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550. Said he's just responding
to market forces.
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551. He is. I got a hundred on you.
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552. What do you care what
other people are betting on?
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553. If he's trying to screw with me
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554. 'Cause he's jealous cuddy
didn't ask him to take this job-
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555. Right. You're figuring
he's jealous of your misery.
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556. He's messed
up enough-
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557. The problem is you're not miserable.
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558. Then house has been
wasting a lot of time.
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559. You've been
humiliated, treated like crap.
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560. You've every right to be miserable,
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561. But you're not, because even
though this job is insane
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562. And house is insane, you like it.
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563. You always have.
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564. You know what's worse than
a sanctimonious speech?
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565. A sanctimonious speech
that's dead wrong.
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566. See?
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567. You belong with house.
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568. We're gonna use your spinal fluid
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569. To tell us where you lived.
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570. Cool.
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571. Not really.
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572. It's a poor substitute for an
actual history, and without-
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573. Naw, it's cool.
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574. Yes, it is.
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575. I need you to stay as still as possible.
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576. Ignore the pain.
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577. Bring
the pai-
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578. Ooh.
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579. Im not a Masochist.
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580. Neither am i.
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581. I know, but i was responding
to you responding to-
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582. Never mind.
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583. I just like experience. If
it's new, it's interesting.
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584. Yeah? Not me.
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585. I don't just like new. I gotta have new.
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586. If it's not there,i make it there.
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587. Really,i'm just easily bored.
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588. There are 300 million
people in this country.
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589. If i'm doing exactly what
everyone else is doing,
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590. Then who the hell am i?
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591. You know what i mean?
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592. I'm just about finished.
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593. I like hot tubs.
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594. They're nice.
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595. You don't knock?
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596. Are you putting ky jelly
on his phone receiver?
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597. An exploding snake in his drawer?
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598. No.
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599. I'm replacing his vicodin
stash with laxatives.
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600. Don't. Don't stoop to his level.
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601. Why? Because he's suddenly
gonna realize he's no longer 14?
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602. Either i take his garbage forever,
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603. Or i give him a reason to stop.
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604. You don't have to make him miserable.
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605. Just... make him think that he's won.
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606. I'm not gonna fire foreman.
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607. I said think he's won.
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608. Find some other way to soothe his ego.
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609. The thing's big enough.
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610. You must be able to find
some corner to polish.
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611. Where were you two hours ago?
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612. Where were you?
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613. What do you have?
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614. High titer to histoplasmosis.
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615. Probably lived in the ohio river valley.
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616. Also weakly positive on coccidiomycosis.
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617. Weak means older.
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618. Means he moved to ohio
from the san joaquin valley.
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619. Or he happened to visit california.
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620. He's also positive for chagas disease.
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621. Central america.
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622. Or he kissed his maid from el salvador.
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623. From belize
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624. On a flight to weehawken.
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625. Or he ate lettuce
from honduras-
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626. Yes, you're right, buzz kill.
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627. This tells us next to nothing.
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628. But since that's on the
something side of nothing,
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629. Thought we'd go with it.
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630. His rash is back.
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631. Hot tub isn't hot enough
to keep his body warm.
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632. So we take his body out of the picture.
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633. Let's hit him from the inside.
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634. Lipopolysaccharide.
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635. Lps won't just give him a fever.
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636. He could hit 110, fry his brain.
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637. Or make him just toasty enough
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638. To keep his blood flowing free.
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639. Like my bowels.
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640. You smell that? Not gonna get sweeter.
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641. You nailed brennan for
seeing what he wanted to see.
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642. You're no different.
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643. But you are. You used
to like this stuff.
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644. You left here because you didn't like
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645. What you were turning into.
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646. You like who you are now?
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647. You like being Cuddy's errand boy?
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648. That was just a courtesy flush.
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649. I'm not actually done.
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650. You want to induce a fever?
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651. Unless you're willing
to don a white t-Shirt
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652. And hop into the hot tub with him,
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653. I need another way to
keep him warm, or he dies.
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654. You could maim him.
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655. I could cure him.
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656. I'm not letting you do it.
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657. You gonna fire me?
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658. No.
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659. Wait a second. What the hell was that?
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660. You were won over by
my soaring rhetoric?
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661. You never intended to stop me.
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662. You just pretended to stop me,
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663. So you could pretend to fail to stop me,
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664. So you could stroke my ego.
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665. Uh-Uh.
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666. War doesn't end till foreman's gone.
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667. Foreman's not going anywhere.
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668. And... i know when my
vicodin isn't vicodin.
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669. Do you know when your
birth control pills
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670. Aren't birth control pills?
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671. If we can keep your fever up,
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672. We can get you back on dry land.
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673. You feeling okay?
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674. Surprisingly, yeah.
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675. I feel pretty good.
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676. That's not the way fevers usually work.
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677. Nothing around here
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678. Works the way it's supposed to work.
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679. No kidding.
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680. You're giving me a fever.
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681. Doctors don't give people fevers.
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682. It was necessary to
keep your blood flowing.
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683. Yeah.
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684. It was necessary.
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685. And that was all that mattered.
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686. It's exciting, isn't it?
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687. You're happy?
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688. Why wouldn't i be?
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689. Whoa. Hey.
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690. Hey, you with me?
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691. I need help in here!
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692. Defib. We gotta shock him.
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693. Get him outta the water.
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694. How long's he been out?
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695. Just a few seconds.
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696. He dry enough. Not yet!
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697. Dry faster. Ten more seconds.
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698. He'll get brain damage.
Kutner, you'll arc-
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699. 'S dry enough. Clear.
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700. You're
gonna-
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701. It worked.
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702. For one of them.
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703. Uh, cardiac arrest.
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704. We were able to shock him
back to normal sinus rhythm
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705. So now you've electrocuted yourself
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706. And set a patient on fire.
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707. I like the dedication.
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708. Thank you. Wasn't a compliment.
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709. Yeah, it was. The insult comes now.
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710. You're insane.
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711. Either you have an aversion to towels,
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712. Or you want pain.
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713. I think both.
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714. I'm thinking it goes
back to high hool gym.
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715. Anybody think we should discuss
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716. Which infection is causing
the cold agglutinins
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717. Before they stop his heart again?
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718. Sure, why not?
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719. Until they find his car,
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720. We have to assume he's traveled to ohio,
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721. California, central
america, and possibly weehawken.
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722. Nothing on the blood cultures.
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723. Do 'em again. Quadruple run time.
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724. We know the infection is in his heart.
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725. We do a biopsy.
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726. We see polys, we got bacterial.
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727. Lymphs, we got viral.
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728. He just had a heart attack.
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729. Ripping out a piece might kill him.
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730. Yeah, yeah.
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731. We biopsy his toe instead.
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732. No! That's a terrible idea.
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733. Won't tell us anything.
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734. Biopsy his heart. Come on.
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735. I'll join you.
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736. I got you a job.
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737. Unt zion hospital in boston.
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738. They have a great
diagnostics department.
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739. Gilchrist said he'd take you anyway.
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740. That was...
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741. very nice of you.
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742. Oh, god. Does everything
have to be about you?
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743. It's simple math.
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744. I'm not gonna back down.
You're not gonna back down.
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745. Cuddy's not gonna back down.
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746. No one's gonna be happy here.
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747. And cuddy's gonna end up pregnant.
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748. What?
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749. Doesn't matter.
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750. Having
sex-
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751. Starts monday.
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752. I could help you pack.
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753. I don't want the job.
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754. Well- What do
you mean? Why not?
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755. You're miserable.
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756. Apparently not.
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757. Well, you're gonna be.
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758. Are you smiling?
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759. No.
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760. Do your own stupid biopsy.
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761. His name's robert elliot.
He's from hamilton, ohio.
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762. Here's everything he had in
his trunk and his glove box.
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763. No need for the heart biopsy.
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764. I now know exactly who he is
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765. And what he has.
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766. You saved his life. Really?
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767. No, you idiot.
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768. It's vapor rub and lunch receipts.
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769. We have his name.
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770. We can find his doctor, get
his medical records.
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771. It's 8:00 at night. The
biopsy will be faster.
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772. Not fast enough to save
him, and that's hardly the point.
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773. Thirteen.
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774. Is your name thirteen?
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775. Why did you volunteer
to go street walking?
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776. I thought i could help that way.
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777. A black mormon could help that way.
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778. There's no reason for
you to want to be there.
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779. Which means there's a reason
you didn't want to be here.
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780. Didn't want to look in the mirror?
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781. Hi.
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782. Cuddy called.
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783. She needs you to iron her shirts.
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784. We'll take over.
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785. Go ahead.
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786. Just... talk to him.
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787. Uh... you might feel a little tug
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788. When the catheter's in the heart.
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789. Come on. Make him feel comfortable.
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790. I've done this procedure
dozens of times.
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791. It's
completely-
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792. My god.
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793. You are incredibly hot.
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794. I'm not here. Deal with her.
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795. Are you an idiot?
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796. Do you not think she's hot?
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797. I'm not the alpha here. She is.
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798. She's my boss
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799. The rash is back.
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800. Increase the drip.
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801. If you think that's
the right thing to do.
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802. This is so frustrating.
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803. I don't think that's me.
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804. Hey.
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805. Get in there. See how he's doing.
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806. You were just in there.
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807. Well,apparently, it's impossible
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808. To see anything else while i'm in there.
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809. I'm a blinding white hot light of power.
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810. Got it.
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811. Pink. Good size.
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812. Nice specimen.
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813. I'm scared.
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814. It's okay.
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815. It's gonna be okay.
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816. No.
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817. No, it's not.
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818. I'm not interested in how he's doing.
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819. I'm interested in how she's doing.
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820. So get in there and
tell me how he's doing.
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821. You think he'll mimic her
if i'm in there with her?
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822. You're a powerful, dominating man,
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823. But who knows?
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824. So i'm gonna get fired before her.
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825. Yes, you're gonna get fired right now
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826. Unless you
get in there-
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827. Nothing on the biopsy.
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828. And how is he?
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829. His fever's
at 106-
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830. I know. But how is he?
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831. Bitter? Sexually frustrated?
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832. He's delightful.
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833. Loves the smell of
freshly baked rhubarb pie
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834. And isn't afraid to love.
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835. Also, his rash is coming back.
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836. He needs the meds and the tub
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837. Just to keep hstable.
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838. Fine. Soak him again.
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839. He'll be happy. Loves hot tubs.
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840. No, you love hot tubs.
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841. Find the rest of the gang.
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842. Tell them to meet me
in the lecture hall.
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843. Hate hot tubs.
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844. What did you say?
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845. I hate...
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846. he likes.
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847. Who else was in there?
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848. No one.
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849. You didn't think to mention that.
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850. The guy likes warm, swirling water.
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851. I didn't know that was diagnostic.
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852. It's not.
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853. What it is is the water hit him,
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854. And he had a thought.
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855. Not about you, but about him.
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856. We need to splash him some more.
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857. Do i know you?
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858. You look familiar.
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859. You too.
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860. My name's robert elliot.
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861. I'm from hamilton, ohio.
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862. Me too.
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863. What do you do?
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864. Don't know... stuff.
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865. Me too.
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866. What brings you to new jersey?
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867. Is it work or vacation?
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868. Uh...
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869. work.
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870. What type of work?
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871. I'm tired.
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872. I eat out a lot.
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873. In a lotta restaurants.
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874. Notty pine. "
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875. "Ritchies. "
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876. I know those places.
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877. They're good, hu
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878. They're convenient.
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879. For what?
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880. They're on the road.
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881. You on the road a lot?
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882. No more than you,i suppose.
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883. You ever use this stuff?
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884. I use it all the time.
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885. I use it all the time.
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886. Yeah. I just said that.
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887. You know, the cool thing
about this stuff is...
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888. you can do a lot with it-
Soften your skin, treat scrapes.
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889. Naughty stuff.
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890. Why did you do that?
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891. Because...
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892. doesn't smell like dung.
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893. You're saying you like the smell?
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894. Not really.
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895. Just doesn't smell like dung.
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896. But something else does smell like dung.
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897. Yeah.
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898. Dung.
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899. You guys ready?
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900. Now is the time
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901. You stare at me in
slack-Jawed amazement.
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902. He sells farm equipment.
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903. See?
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904. Pig lagoons, pig farms.
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905. And, as every child knows,
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906. Where you have pigs, you have pig poo.
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907. But as very few children know,
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908. Where you have pig poo,
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909. You have eperythrozoon infection.
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910. We'll start him on clarithromycin.
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911. This time tomorrow,
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912. He'll be back to his old self.
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913. Whomever that might be.
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914. It can wait.
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915. He has a temperature of 107.
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916. It can wait 15 minutes.
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917. You know where cuddy is?
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918. Hi. I'm the dean of medicine.
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919. Hi.
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920. I'm the guy who saved your life.
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921. So what if it's house?
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922. Then i take the job at mount zion.
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923. There is no job at mount zion.
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924. House
said-
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925. Well, if house said it, it must be true.
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926. I can fire him.
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927. I can fire him now. I
can fire him tomorrow.
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928. I don't even need a reason.
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929. She doesn't fire me.
She never will fire me.
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930. She needs me.
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931. He's a good doctor. That's all.
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932. I respect his
expertise, and i-
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933. She's hot for me.
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934. Shut- up.
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935. Well, that could have been either of us.
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936. You have great ya-Bos.
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937. Still could have been either of us.
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938. You lose
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939. Seriously, I have always thought my breasts are one of my best features.
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940. Deam
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941. You all suck.
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942. Two of you took 14 hours to find a car.
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943. You forgot to mention that a guy with no memory had memories.
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944. Something
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945. So, which one of us sucks the most?
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946. Its a tie.
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947. - Between
- All of you
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948. We're all fired?
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949. None of you are fired.
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950. That was nice of you.
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951. Sure
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952. Be goof drs
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953. His a good dr
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