1. There were some
nice guys there,Copy !req
2. but they're all so quiet,
awkward smiles and sweaty palms.Copy !req
3. I'm not expecting Brad Pitt
to walk into St. Theresa's,Copy !req
4. just someone who makes me laugh,
has a nice smile, full head of hair.Copy !req
5. You know, someone like you,
Mr. Franklin.Copy !req
6. It's a shame they're
going to cremate you.Copy !req
7. Can I help you?Copy !req
8. Martin!Copy !req
9. Martin!Copy !req
10. My purse is right there. Go
ahead, take whatever you want.Copy !req
11. Irene, you call me?Copy !req
12. Irene?Copy !req
13. Irene!Copy !req
14. How are you doing?Copy !req
15. I'm fine.Copy !req
16. FYI, if you ask me, it's more
the guys' fault than yours.Copy !req
17. And House isn't
blameless, either.Copy !req
18. If he hadn't pitted us all
against each other...Copy !req
19. It was my fault.
My mistake.Copy !req
20. Was that always there?Copy !req
21. Hello?Copy !req
22. Sure.Copy !req
23. It's House.Copy !req
24. Good morning, angels.Copy !req
25. As you will see from the file, we
have quite the interesting case.Copy !req
26. It's not often you get a
patient who sees dead people.Copy !req
27. What file?Copy !req
28. What the hell?Copy !req
29. I gave it to Bosley
a half-hour ago.Copy !req
30. It was not a half-hour, it was 10 minutes.Copy !req
31. And he made copies
of the ER records first.Copy !req
32. Less lip, more whip.Copy !req
33. I only agreed to
take this caseCopy !req
34. because you said that this mocha
frapalicious would have whip on it.Copy !req
35. Fine. I'll refer the
case to Foreman.Copy !req
36. Can't. Mercy fired him.Copy !req
37. Gimme.
He got fired?Copy !req
38. He disobeyed a superior officer under
fire. He's lucky he wasn't executed.Copy !req
39. How do you know about it?
You keeping tabs on him?Copy !req
40. Girls talk.Copy !req
41. When Bosley drags
his ancient ass in there...Copy !req
42. I'm here.Copy !req
43. Twenty-four year old funeral cosmetician
suffered a grand mal seizure at work.Copy !req
44. Why does he get to be Bosley?Copy !req
45. You want to be Bosley? Bosley's,
like, the asexual messenger boy.Copy !req
46. She had a vision of being raped
by a cadaver before passing out.Copy !req
47. Seizure rules out
psychiatric illness.Copy !req
48. No history of epilepsy,
head trauma or drug use.Copy !req
49. Bosley keeps his job while they
replace five angels over three seasons.Copy !req
50. Could be a tumor
to the temporal lobe.Copy !req
51. Not with a normal CT scan.Copy !req
52. You mean, it appeared
normal to the doc in the ER.Copy !req
53. Way to get right back
on that horse, Thirteen.Copy !req
54. No, that was Amber.Copy !req
55. Nice try,
Cutthroat Bitch.Copy !req
56. That was the worst Thirteen
imitation I've ever heard.Copy !req
57. Funeral home prep rooms are
filled with toxic chemicals.Copy !req
58. And cadavers. Everybody in that
place obviously died from something.Copy !req
59. I have a question. Is he
the one who's not a doctor?Copy !req
60. Bullets aren't contagious,
but infections, parasites...Copy !req
61. You said one of us wasn't a
doctor, and you called him a fraud.Copy !req
62. He's not a doctor.
Continue, Bos.Copy !req
63. Could be an STD.Copy !req
64. Why isn't he fired?Copy !req
65. You're breaking up.Copy !req
66. Going into a tunnel.Copy !req
67. Dark Religious Nut.Copy !req
68. What did you call me?Copy !req
69. I'm sorry.Copy !req
70. What do you people
want to be called this week?Copy !req
71. Cole.Copy !req
72. No, I'm never gonna
remember that.Copy !req
73. Take Bosley and the other visible
minority to the funeral home.Copy !req
74. The rest of you young, white
people, the world is your oyster.Copy !req
75. Do an MRI with contrast,
EEG, LP and a blood panel.Copy !req
76. And, angels, be careful.Copy !req
77. Just because he's religious,
doesn't mean he won't kick your ass.Copy !req
78. You want to bet?
No.Copy !req
79. I want you to stop being
such a jerk to him.Copy !req
80. $100.Copy !req
81. Smart call. The guy's a wuss.Copy !req
82. He'll be the next
one on the train.Copy !req
83. Define "kick your ass. "Copy !req
84. Any physical confrontation?Copy !req
85. Or verbal?Copy !req
86. Define verbal.Copy !req
87. Anything over
70 decibels.Copy !req
88. And you can't start
suddenly being nice to him.Copy !req
89. You realize what you're
encouraging here.Copy !req
90. Yeah. Someone
kicking your ass.Copy !req
91. The space inside is
smaller than I thought.Copy !req
92. Don't worry, Reena.Copy !req
93. The doctors are gonna
take good care of you, right?Copy !req
94. Once the Valium kicks in
you'll feel better.Copy !req
95. And then we'll have some nice,
warm milk when you're done.Copy !req
96. I'd rather have more Valium.Copy !req
97. Oh, Reena!Copy !req
98. Let's wait just a bit,
see how it goes.Copy !req
99. Try to lie as still
as possible.Copy !req
100. Guess Father Time's a
lock for one of the spots.Copy !req
101. Thirteen's a lock.Copy !req
102. He doesn't have a medical
license and he's still around.Copy !req
103. She killed a guy
in a wheelchair and his dog.Copy !req
104. He doesn't care about
our qualifications, our ideas,Copy !req
105. he just wants to have fun.Copy !req
106. And she's the ultimate fun,
because he can't figure her out.Copy !req
107. This game is insane.Copy !req
108. So quit. Happy to
lose the competition.Copy !req
109. If it's gonna be on your résumé, it's
got to be better to quit than get fired.Copy !req
110. Either quit or shut up.Copy !req
111. Actually, with House, getting
fired might look better.Copy !req
112. Dr. House is a
dangerous egomaniac.Copy !req
113. That's why I left. We had
different ideas on how to practice.Copy !req
114. Glad to hear it.
Tell me about Mercy.Copy !req
115. To be honest, I don't think Dr.
Schaffer really gave me a chance.Copy !req
116. Obviously not. You were
there for three weeks.Copy !req
117. What happened?Copy !req
118. I saved a patient's life.Copy !req
119. That's usually not
grounds for dismissal.Copy !req
120. Have you spoken to her?Copy !req
121. Yes.Copy !req
122. Then why are you asking me
what happened?Copy !req
123. You have an
excellent résumé.Copy !req
124. I felt I owed it to you to
hear what you had to say.Copy !req
125. What did she tell you?Copy !req
126. That you defied her instructions
and hospital procedures.Copy !req
127. That's what happened, nothing
more I can add to that.Copy !req
128. You could tell me that
you were wrong.Copy !req
129. Sounds like you didn't
leave House quite soon enough.Copy !req
130. Cadavers were clean,
so is her food.Copy !req
131. It's all organic, unprocessed crap.
It's got to be the embalming fluid.Copy !req
132. Ethanol can have
psychoactive effects and...Copy !req
133. Bosley, tell whoever's
talking that he's an idiot.Copy !req
134. Bosley?Copy !req
135. Either tell him he's an idiot,
or tell me why I'm wrong.Copy !req
136. You're an idiot.Copy !req
137. You actually think that I'd take a patient
who had a seizure in a funeral home,Copy !req
138. if the ER hadn't already
ruled out embalming fluid?Copy !req
139. I thought we weren't
supposed to trust...Copy !req
140. Idiot!Copy !req
141. From the old French, idiote,Copy !req
142. meaning effeminate,
mentally deficient Moor.Copy !req
143. I found something in the
mortuary's files from '05.Copy !req
144. A 48-year-old male's cause of
death was listed as pneumonia,Copy !req
145. but the symptoms in the
autopsy report didn't fit.Copy !req
146. Confusion, memory loss,
depression...Copy !req
147. Mad cow. Very cool.Copy !req
148. No, she's a vegetarian and only
ate organic vegetables, at that.Copy !req
149. Tell him he's an idiot again.Copy !req
150. The disease can be
spread by brain tissue.Copy !req
151. Which is very cool.
Run with it.Copy !req
152. So, because the answer
might be cool,Copy !req
153. you want us to do a brain
biopsy on a 24-year-old woman?Copy !req
154. No, because the answer
is something cool,Copy !req
155. I want you to do a brain biopsy
on a 48-year-old dead guy.Copy !req
156. The guy's already been buried.Copy !req
157. We dig him up.Copy !req
158. I'm not digging up a body
without a court order.Copy !req
159. Don't think of it as
digging up a body.Copy !req
160. Think of it as keeping
another one from being buried.Copy !req
161. I can't do it.Copy !req
162. Are we gonna have another one
of those ecumenical discussionsCopy !req
163. where I tell you that your beliefs
are ridiculous and you totally cave?Copy !req
164. I just got to be home at 6:00.Copy !req
165. The Sabbath.Copy !req
166. The Lord works for six days, then
tells the union he needs a rest.Copy !req
167. You know, if I was all-powerful I
think I'd take at least two days.Copy !req
168. It's Thursday.Copy !req
169. Well, then it must be the kid.Copy !req
170. You have oatmeal
on your pants.Copy !req
171. Do you have a camera in here?Copy !req
172. Nope, I was guessing.Copy !req
173. He had oatmeal on his pants
yesterday and the day before.Copy !req
174. Have one of your wives
look after the spawn.Copy !req
175. I'm a single dad.Copy !req
176. Where's the single mom?Copy !req
177. I have no idea.Copy !req
178. Interesting.Copy !req
179. You claim a lapse of judgment,Copy !req
180. or are you gonna admit that a lapse
in judgment is a lapse in faith?Copy !req
181. He's gone.Copy !req
182. Fair enough.Copy !req
183. Family comes first.Copy !req
184. Dr. Cuddy? I'm Amber Volakis,
one of Dr. House's new fellows.Copy !req
185. Sexual harassment
claims go through HR,Copy !req
186. stress-related leaves
through workers comp,Copy !req
187. and any accusations
of criminal activitiesCopy !req
188. go directly to the
Princeton-Plainsboro police department.Copy !req
189. Actually, I was wondering if you needed
any extra help in the clinic tonight.Copy !req
190. You're not gonna score any points
with House by kissing my ass.Copy !req
191. Understood, but I hear
Dr. House hates clinic duty.Copy !req
192. If he were to hear through the grapevine
that I was willing to work overtime,Copy !req
193. take some of it off his hands...
My advice to you is to doCopy !req
194. whatever House wants
you to do tonight.Copy !req
195. And then tomorrow night
you can come backCopy !req
196. and I will give you
extra clinic duty.Copy !req
197. Does everybody around here
have trust issues?Copy !req
198. I don't know what House wants you
to do and I don't want to know.Copy !req
199. But if you really have
a problem with it, quit now.Copy !req
200. It's only gonna get worse.Copy !req
201. All right. Who's up?Copy !req
202. Not me.Copy !req
203. You haven't done
any digging yet.Copy !req
204. I'm a surgeon.Copy !req
205. If anything happens to
these hands, I'm screwed.Copy !req
206. Let Bosley do it.Copy !req
207. As long as he can keep
folding laundry,Copy !req
208. His career...Copy !req
209. Someone's coming.Copy !req
210. Hey, shouldn't we be running?Copy !req
211. If it's a cop, run.Copy !req
212. Security guard,
I say we take him down.Copy !req
213. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
214. Where the hell
have you been?Copy !req
215. I got lost.Copy !req
216. We've been here
over three hours.Copy !req
217. Really lost.Copy !req
218. I brought coffee and donuts.Copy !req
219. So, Thirteen, you grow up
around here?Copy !req
220. We're digging up a grave
and you want to chit-chat?Copy !req
221. I'm just making conversation.
It's what people do.Copy !req
222. Why are you
hiding everything?Copy !req
223. And I'm asking you that question
because you're hiding everything.Copy !req
224. There's something
seriously wrong with you.Copy !req
225. I'm worried.Copy !req
226. No, you're not.Copy !req
227. Fine, but I am freaked, because
I don't think you're a freak.Copy !req
228. I think you're doing this on purpose
because you know House will be intrigued.Copy !req
229. Yeah, I grew up around here.Copy !req
230. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
231. Get the crowbar.Copy !req
232. No, there's not enough room to
maneuver a crowbar down here.Copy !req
233. Oh, God help us.Copy !req
234. What the hell?Copy !req
235. What is it?Copy !req
236. Ankles. They buried the guy
the wrong way around.Copy !req
237. The doctors' lounge
is covered in mud.Copy !req
238. Thirteen and Cutthroat Bitch
had a disagreement.Copy !req
239. Cafeteria was out of Jell-O.Copy !req
240. There were pickaxes.Copy !req
241. Either you had them dig up a body,
or you're building a railroad.Copy !req
242. A little, tiny piece of
his brain. Seemed a waste.Copy !req
243. He wasn't using it anymore.Copy !req
244. That's your defense?Copy !req
245. "We just dismembered him. "Copy !req
246. They're looking for
Creutzfeldt-Jakob.Copy !req
247. You get the results yet?Copy !req
248. Does my breath smell
bated to you?Copy !req
249. Yes. Let me know
when you hear anything.Copy !req
250. And get that mess in
the shower area cleaned up.Copy !req
251. I know just the guy.Copy !req
252. How many of them
agreed to dig up a grave?Copy !req
253. Six. But don't worry, the one who
didn't, didn't stand on principle.Copy !req
254. He just had a
diaper to change.Copy !req
255. I really think there are no
bad choices in this group.Copy !req
256. You guys don't wipe your feet
when you come in the house?Copy !req
257. Doctors' lounge,
let's go.Copy !req
258. Why me?Copy !req
259. Well, I can't ask the black guy
or one of the chicks to do it.Copy !req
260. That would be insensitive.Copy !req
261. And you can't ask BosleyCopy !req
262. because that'd look like you only hired
the non-doctor to do non-doctor stuff.Copy !req
263. You keep stalling, you're
still gonna clean up,Copy !req
264. but I won't let you
have the mop.Copy !req
265. Sample came back negative
for Creutzfeldt-Jakob.Copy !req
266. Well, that discussion
didn't last long.Copy !req
267. I just don't know
what else there is.Copy !req
268. We had an idea, it was wrong.Copy !req
269. Well, we could go home.Copy !req
270. I mean, we have no idea
what's wrong with her,Copy !req
271. which means it could be
completely benign.Copy !req
272. Or, on the off chance that it's killing
her, we could take it again from the top.Copy !req
273. You've already
done everything.Copy !req
274. We may have missed something.Copy !req
275. I just want to go home.
I'm sure I'm fine now.Copy !req
276. Reena, the doctors know best.Copy !req
277. You had some
serious symptoms...Copy !req
278. If I have another one,
I'll come right back. Okay?Copy !req
279. If you have it
while you're driving...Copy !req
280. You can drive me,
make sure I take it easy.Copy !req
281. Who can?Copy !req
282. My mother.Copy !req
283. Your mother's here?Copy !req
284. What are you talking about?
She's right there.Copy !req
285. You sampled
every bodily fluid,Copy !req
286. peeked in her brain, violated a
cadaver's privacy, dug up a body,Copy !req
287. but missed the factCopy !req
288. that she was still seeing
things that weren't there.Copy !req
289. Neurological symptoms
are getting worse.Copy !req
290. It'd be nice if one of you
angelslmorons had a clue why.Copy !req
291. We did a full history. She never mentioned
seeing or hearing anything unusual.Copy !req
292. Well, as long as she never said
anything, how were you to know?Copy !req
293. Same thing with the spinal
fluid? She tell you that was fine?Copy !req
294. The labs were all clear.Copy !req
295. Then either we're about
to meet the Alpha and Omega,Copy !req
296. or you missed something.Copy !req
297. We missed the new symptom.Copy !req
298. It's not a new symptom. We always
knew she had hallucinations.Copy !req
299. Seeing your dead mother's
a hallucination.Copy !req
300. Not knowing she's dead
is a delusion.Copy !req
301. You keep this up, you're gonna have
to start wearing sexier clothes.Copy !req
302. Carbon monoxide could also cause
delusions. A lot of haunted houses...Copy !req
303. There's no headache,
no tachycardia.Copy !req
304. I guess they didn't cover that
at your medical school.Copy !req
305. What about a hereditary
connection? I mean, she's 24.Copy !req
306. Her mother died
when she was 25.Copy !req
307. In Ukraine, 20 years ago. Good
luck trying to get those records.Copy !req
308. So we start new records.Copy !req
309. Test for every hereditary
disease that fits the symptoms.Copy !req
310. There are at least 40 different
mitochondrial disorders,Copy !req
311. another couple hundred...Copy !req
312. Start with amyloidosis and you keep
going until you reach zamyloidosis.Copy !req
313. Now what are you testing for?Copy !req
314. Or should I ask what you are not testing for?Copy !req
315. Well, we could narrow it down if you
could remember what your mother died from.Copy !req
316. My mother is not dead.
She's sitting right there.Copy !req
317. Do you think
we're lying to you?Copy !req
318. Leave it alone.Copy !req
319. Convincing her that her mother's
dead isn't gonna make her better,Copy !req
320. just miserable.Copy !req
321. You lose your mother?Copy !req
322. Do you think we're trying to
trick you? Why would we do that?Copy !req
323. Because you're mean, and
you're not good at your job.Copy !req
324. Reena, stop.
You're being cruel.Copy !req
325. They're wasting time,Copy !req
326. doing exactly what the guy in
the wheelchair said they'd do.Copy !req
327. A guy in a wheelchair
was here?Copy !req
328. You know who
I'm talking about.Copy !req
329. He's been hanging around
ever since they brought me in,Copy !req
330. complaining about
how incompetent everyone is.Copy !req
331. He said you killed his dog.Copy !req
332. It doesn't
make any sense.Copy !req
333. I'm not interested.Copy !req
334. If you weren't interested,
you wouldn't be here.Copy !req
335. I thought it was social.Copy !req
336. No, you didn't. You always
think there's an agenda.Copy !req
337. That's why I left.Copy !req
338. That's why you're good.Copy !req
339. You need a job.
I'll find a job.Copy !req
340. I need someone that
understands House.Copy !req
341. They'll learn.Copy !req
342. I need someone that
can control House.Copy !req
343. Keep looking.
It might take a while.Copy !req
344. I'll cut the salary of
everyone else on the team 15º/º,Copy !req
345. give it to you.Copy !req
346. That's more than you'll
get anywhere else.Copy !req
347. What does House
say about this?Copy !req
348. You're the one person on the
team that he always respected.Copy !req
349. This restaurant is 20 minutes out of
your way, half an hour out of mine.Copy !req
350. You picked it to make sure
House didn't drop in on us.Copy !req
351. It's my decision, not his.Copy !req
352. You tell him that, then run back to
your office while I get to deal with him.Copy !req
353. I left for a reason.Copy !req
354. That reason hasn't changed.Copy !req
355. So,Copy !req
356. what's the news?Copy !req
357. Everything's negative so far.Copy !req
358. Yes. Why wait to finish
before reporting to me?Copy !req
359. I have things to do, you know.Copy !req
360. She's seeing someone else.Copy !req
361. That's not news,
that's olds.Copy !req
362. Damn it. Why did God design
the human body this way?Copy !req
363. A guy in a wheelchair.Copy !req
364. In a hospital? That's enough
to give you the heebie-jeebies.Copy !req
365. He had a dog. She's seeing
Stark, our last patient.Copy !req
366. Well, if it's Stark, he
wouldn't be haunting a patient,Copy !req
367. he'd be haunting the
doctor who killed him.Copy !req
368. She probably just overheard
someone talking about it, or...Copy !req
369. Probably?Copy !req
370. You think there's a possibility
that the alternative is true?Copy !req
371. No.
Then go away.Copy !req
372. We're wasting time. We ran 32
gels, we could run 100 more.Copy !req
373. Without knowing how
her mother died...Copy !req
374. You're gonna have
to run 100 more.Copy !req
375. By you, of course,Copy !req
376. I'm only referring to the people
who care enough about human lifeCopy !req
377. to put in a full day.Copy !req
378. You want to carpool?Copy !req
379. How do you expect me
to respond to this stuff?Copy !req
380. Exactly like you just did.Copy !req
381. I have a theory.
Maybe you can help me out.Copy !req
382. Black Mormon means
masochist, means kinky.Copy !req
383. I'm thinking that someone got hurt
making the bastard. Am I right?Copy !req
384. You leave my son
out of this.Copy !req
385. I wasn't referring to your kid's
hypocrisy. I was referring to yours.Copy !req
386. Why don't we just ask her
how she died?Copy !req
387. Because she won't tell us. She
thinks her mother's still alive.Copy !req
388. I don't mean ask the patient.
I mean, ask her mother.Copy !req
389. Cool.Copy !req
390. Come on.Copy !req
391. What the hell
does that mean?Copy !req
392. You guys talking
your own language now?Copy !req
393. I'm sorry. I'll try to include
some visual aids next time.Copy !req
394. Now, what?Copy !req
395. I'm Dr. House.
Is your mom around?Copy !req
396. Why should I tell you?Copy !req
397. You're just gonna tell me
I'm lying or crazy.Copy !req
398. I'm not gonna do that. I really
need to know what she has to say.Copy !req
399. What do you want?Copy !req
400. When you were young,
was she...Copy !req
401. No, not you. Him.Copy !req
402. The man in the wheelchair?Copy !req
403. No. He's old.Copy !req
404. Actually, looks like you.Copy !req
405. Yeah, that's Grandpa House.Copy !req
406. Tell him to call back
on a landline.Copy !req
407. Terrible reception in here.Copy !req
408. How much pain
was your mom in?Copy !req
409. It's Walter.Copy !req
410. He says his name is Walter.Copy !req
411. Can I help you?Copy !req
412. My patient's talking to
my Grandpa Walt.Copy !req
413. You have a Grandpa Walt?Copy !req
414. Nope.Copy !req
415. Which is what made me suspectCopy !req
416. that maybe she's not actually
seeing into the afterlife.Copy !req
417. What is this sudden
obsession with the afterlife?Copy !req
418. My only obsession is with the
idiots in the right-here-and-now lifeCopy !req
419. who think there's
an afterlife.Copy !req
420. And you want me to...
Nothing.Copy !req
421. Just needed a place to hang low for
a while. I'm pretending to be spooked.Copy !req
422. Because?Copy !req
423. Because if my soon-to-be-brain-dead
patient thinks that I believe her,Copy !req
424. maybe she'll let me chat
with her mother's ghost.Copy !req
425. The one you don't
believe exists.Copy !req
426. Exactly.Copy !req
427. The ghost is a hallucination,
which is the result of a delusion,Copy !req
428. which most likely is the
result of a hereditary diseaseCopy !req
429. that her mother died from
when the patient was four.Copy !req
430. And you think you can tap
into her subconscious memoryCopy !req
431. by tapping into
her hallucination.Copy !req
432. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
433. She might not know what
caused her mother's death,Copy !req
434. but she will know how
she acted before she died.Copy !req
435. You're quite impressed with
yourself right now, aren't you?Copy !req
436. Who wouldn't be?Copy !req
437. Well, that should
be long enough.Copy !req
438. Back in a flash.Copy !req
439. Take your time.Copy !req
440. Is my grandfather still here?Copy !req
441. No.Copy !req
442. He should be right back.Copy !req
443. He just went
to get some warm milk.Copy !req
444. But your mom's still
here, right?Copy !req
445. Yes, of course.Copy !req
446. I know she's fine, now, but when
you were four or five, she got sick.Copy !req
447. No.Copy !req
448. You sure?
She wasn't in any pain?Copy !req
449. I wasn't in pain.Copy !req
450. No, she was just tired.Copy !req
451. And sometimes
she would stay in bed all day.Copy !req
452. Did she ever fall down?Copy !req
453. Of course.Copy !req
454. Everyone falls down
once in a while.Copy !req
455. Sometimes, not that often.Copy !req
456. How often?Copy !req
457. Maybe it was actually
more than once in a while.Copy !req
458. Remember that time
in the bathroom?Copy !req
459. Mmm.Copy !req
460. A few times.Copy !req
461. Once she hit her head on the bathroom
sink. There was blood all over the floor.Copy !req
462. I got it on my sweater. I...Copy !req
463. They took her away.Copy !req
464. Yeah, to the place where
the doctor made her better.Copy !req
465. But before that, what
about her arms and legs?Copy !req
466. Did she ever walk funny,
like, sort of bent over?Copy !req
467. I thought that was from
growing up on the farm!Copy !req
468. What about her hands?Copy !req
469. Did she ever have any difficulty
sewing, buttoning a shirt?Copy !req
470. No.Copy !req
471. But sometimes
my hands would shiver.Copy !req
472. Like I was cold, but I wasn't.
I never quite understood.Copy !req
473. She used to get the shivers.
Like she was cold.Copy !req
474. Start her on L-dopa
and bromocriptine.Copy !req
475. It's just Parkinson's.Copy !req
476. Cole, how's it going
with your patient?Copy !req
477. Still seeing stuff.Copy !req
478. I hear House is
treating you like crap.Copy !req
479. He treats everyone badly.Copy !req
480. Yeah, but I heard
you're special.Copy !req
481. Well, I can handle it.Copy !req
482. Maybe you shouldn't. He's gonna
walk all over you if you let him.Copy !req
483. That says nothing
about me, just him.Copy !req
484. House respects people
who aren't afraid of him.Copy !req
485. Get in his face.
Yell, if you have to.Copy !req
486. I don't need his respect.Copy !req
487. You do if you want the job.Copy !req
488. Thanks for the advice.Copy !req
489. You have to hold still.Copy !req
490. I'm trying!Copy !req
491. Damn! Hold her down!Copy !req
492. No!Copy !req
493. Stop it!
Let me do it.Copy !req
494. No, no.Copy !req
495. Hold her down!Copy !req
496. No! No!Copy !req
497. No!Copy !req
498. Irene?Copy !req
499. Irene?Copy !req
500. You stabbed me.Copy !req
501. You were having
a nightmare. It wasn't real.Copy !req
502. My arm is bleeding.Copy !req
503. No. It's okay now,
your arm's not...Copy !req
504. Lesions aren't explained
by Parkinson's.Copy !req
505. Any theories?Copy !req
506. What, ghost got your tongue?Copy !req
507. I'm fine.Copy !req
508. What about vasculitis?Copy !req
509. MRI didn't indicate
any cerebral ischemia.Copy !req
510. But she has shown some focal
weakness, urinary retention.Copy !req
511. Yes. Those are her big
mystery symptoms,Copy !req
512. not the hallucinations that
vasculitis doesn't explain.Copy !req
513. Unless it's
retinal vasculitis.Copy !req
514. House, this guy may be smart, and I'm
sure he's great to share a beer with,Copy !req
515. but if he doesn't know that visual
symptoms are an electrical issue,Copy !req
516. not vascular,
two separate systems...Copy !req
517. So are the banks and the power grid, but
if I don't pay my bills my lights go out.Copy !req
518. Vasculitis restricts blood flow to
nerves, messes with electrical function.Copy !req
519. Acute intermittent
porphyria is a better fit.Copy !req
520. If you're wrong about porphyria,
the treatment could box her kidneys.Copy !req
521. Vasculitis is treated with
corticosteroids, relatively harmless.Copy !req
522. Start her on the steroids.
House, he's not...Copy !req
523. Then test for both
so he can stop whining.Copy !req
524. Big Love, have I humiliated
you in the last half-hour?Copy !req
525. No.Copy !req
526. Check your e-mail.Copy !req
527. How's it going?Copy !req
528. Great.Copy !req
529. The only way he can turn any more
cheeks is by pulling down his pants.Copy !req
530. He's not a wuss. It takes
a lot more strength...Copy !req
531. We didn't bet on
how strong he was.Copy !req
532. So, you're gonna collect $100 and
fire him because he has principles?Copy !req
533. What's your agenda here? You
obviously don't care about the 100.Copy !req
534. He's a decent, smart...Copy !req
535. You don't care
about the team.Copy !req
536. Does it annoy Wilson when you ask
questions and ignore the answers?Copy !req
537. Very much.Copy !req
538. You only care about
who I hire and who I fireCopy !req
539. because you miss
going through my mail.Copy !req
540. You can't stop
controlling me.Copy !req
541. No one controls you.Copy !req
542. Want your job back?
No.Copy !req
543. Too bad, you can't have it.
She'll take care of this.Copy !req
544. You can take it out of the 100
you're gonna owe me.Copy !req
545. I met House at a conference
about five years ago.Copy !req
546. He's quite a character.
Yes, he is.Copy !req
547. Probably one of the best
medical minds of our generation.Copy !req
548. I agree. I learned
an awful lot from him.Copy !req
549. I'll bet you did. I see here
you just did a stint at Mercy.Copy !req
550. Great.Copy !req
551. It says here "'07 to Present. "
How long were you there?Copy !req
552. About a month. Dr. Schaffer was great,
but it just wasn't the right fit.Copy !req
553. Wait, was that you with Dr.
Schaffer and the lymphoma patient?Copy !req
554. It was... It was a tough situation.
I probably could've handled it better.Copy !req
555. No, Dr. Schaffer's got a stick
up her rear, good for you.Copy !req
556. What made you so sure
it was lymphoma?Copy !req
557. There was an unusual lactic
acid level in one of her labs.Copy !req
558. I had a similar case
a few months ago.Copy !req
559. Beautiful.
God, I wish I had your stones.Copy !req
560. Well, my stones
are on the market.Copy !req
561. No, I mean, seriously,
I wish I had your stones.Copy !req
562. I could cram you down
the board of directors.Copy !req
563. But I don't. I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
564. Good luck.Copy !req
565. When your retinas
see something,Copy !req
566. they send electrical
signals to your brain.Copy !req
567. These lenses will pick
up those signals.Copy !req
568. If the signals are
misfiring, it'll confirmCopy !req
569. that an old man without a medical
license is smarter than all of us,Copy !req
570. that your hallucinations
were caused by...Copy !req
571. They're not hallucinations.
Tell them, Mom.Copy !req
572. Honey, they're doctors.Copy !req
573. They must know
what they're doing.Copy !req
574. If they know what they're doing, how
did they kill that poor man's dog?Copy !req
575. Come on, this has got to be
freaking you out a little bit.Copy !req
576. I appreciate your concern.Copy !req
577. There's nothing to
be ashamed of here.Copy !req
578. If the ghost of a man you killed
doesn't screw with your head,Copy !req
579. there's something wrong
with your head.Copy !req
580. See, that freaks me out.Copy !req
581. Someone must have
left it in here.Copy !req
582. Absolutely,
that makes sense,Copy !req
583. some dog was in here
getting his eyes checkedCopy !req
584. and forgot to put
his jewelry back on.Copy !req
585. This isn't working.Copy !req
586. You're just making me sicker,
like he said you...Copy !req
587. What's wrong?Copy !req
588. My stomach, it hurts.Copy !req
589. Code in the eye lab.
Lean forward, Irene.Copy !req
590. You're gonna aspirate.Copy !req
591. I can't. It hurts.Copy !req
592. Why won't you help me?Copy !req
593. Spleen's ripe to bursting. You
guys thought it was vasculitis?Copy !req
594. You used to be on
House's team, right?Copy !req
595. Yeah. Got a lot of
blood in here. Sponge.Copy !req
596. You got any advice for me?Copy !req
597. Nope.Copy !req
598. You always put up
with his crap?Copy !req
599. Yeah.Copy !req
600. Was it a mistake?Copy !req
601. It was irrelevant.Copy !req
602. Well, he fired you.Copy !req
603. He'll fire you either way.
Eventually.Copy !req
604. Dr. Cameron told me about...
Don't want to know.Copy !req
605. Why not?
Because House is watching.Copy !req
606. Not a metaphor. Look up.Copy !req
607. You guys gonna
shoot the breeze,Copy !req
608. or you gonna do something
about all that bleeding?Copy !req
609. That's not coming from
the spleen. It's the liver.Copy !req
610. It's necrotic.Copy !req
611. She's dying
from the inside out.Copy !req
612. Enlarged spleen and
liver failure are classic AIP.Copy !req
613. It's porphyria
and it's moving fast.Copy !req
614. PBGs were negative.
If you read the reports...Copy !req
615. PBG tests are only conclusive
if done during an attack,Copy !req
616. which you would know
if you were a real doctor.Copy !req
617. That is just great.Copy !req
618. What is?
Which one of us is?Copy !req
619. Both of you. Together.Copy !req
620. Fighting. Passionate to
prove the other one wrong.Copy !req
621. Couldn't care less about the patient,
but it all works out the same.Copy !req
622. I hate Thirteen.Copy !req
623. Not as productively. Continue.Copy !req
624. It could still be vascular.Copy !req
625. Vasculitis is off the board.Copy !req
626. Steroid treatment didn't help.Copy !req
627. Vascular isn't
just vasculitis.Copy !req
628. Something's got to be cutting off the
blood supply to her liver and spleen.Copy !req
629. Do a visceral angiogram.Copy !req
630. This is a joke, right?Copy !req
631. He can't be right
every single time.Copy !req
632. You're feeding him your ideas
just to embarrass us.Copy !req
633. If I wanted to embarrass you, I'd
have you mop up the doctors' lounge.Copy !req
634. Heavenly Father, I pray thee that
thou shalt give the Holy GhostCopy !req
635. unto all them that shall
believe in their words.Copy !req
636. Irene, what are you doing?Copy !req
637. I need to touch it.Copy !req
638. Put your hand down.Copy !req
639. No! Give it to me!
I want it!Copy !req
640. Give it to me! No!Copy !req
641. What the angio say?Copy !req
642. We couldn't finish.
She started groping me.Copy !req
643. And you couldn't let her get to
second base just to get the test done?Copy !req
644. I think that's third base.Copy !req
645. She was convulsing, delirious
and hyper-salivating.Copy !req
646. We had to knock her out
with lorazepam.Copy !req
647. Well, that's definitely
not vascular.Copy !req
648. What do you want us to do?Copy !req
649. The question is,
what would Joseph Smith do?Copy !req
650. This isn't the time
for anti...Copy !req
651. Casting out the demons?Copy !req
652. The patient's not possessed. She's
dying. You can mock me tomorrow.Copy !req
653. You believe that the
book has all the answers.Copy !req
654. To morality, not science.Copy !req
655. But the book is
inconsistent with science.Copy !req
656. You know how many epileptics were
tortured because they were possessed?Copy !req
657. How many teenage witches
were stoned to death,Copy !req
658. because they took mushrooms?Copy !req
659. Just shut up already.
We got a patient dying.Copy !req
660. You either got to prescribe an exorcism,
or admit to me that Smith was a horny fraud.Copy !req
661. I know what she has.Copy !req
662. You couldn't have spoken up
10 seconds ago?Copy !req
663. You would have saved
me 100 bucks.Copy !req
664. Mushrooms weren't the only thing
that got people stoned to death,Copy !req
665. jimsonweed, belladonna,
mandrake root and moldy bread.Copy !req
666. It's ergot poisoning.Copy !req
667. You'd need
damp grain that's...Copy !req
668. Completely unprocessed
and untreated,Copy !req
669. like what's in that organic
rye bread she's been eating.Copy !req
670. Should I be going home?
Is it 6:00?Copy !req
671. It's why she got worse
on the bromocriptine.Copy !req
672. It's an ergot derivative.Copy !req
673. There hasn't been
a case in 50 years.Copy !req
674. She kept asking for milk. Dairy
products counteract the effects.Copy !req
675. You think she knew what
she had and was treating it?Copy !req
676. Cravings based on
actual needs,Copy !req
677. it's a fairly common
evolutionary development.Copy !req
678. You okay with an answer
based on evolution?Copy !req
679. Yeah.Copy !req
680. Hypocrite.Copy !req
681. It's the stuff they make LSD from.
The treatment you're on should...Copy !req
682. So, I've just been tripping?Copy !req
683. It explains the hallucinations,
seizures, delusions...Copy !req
684. Constricts the blood vessels,
which explains the necrosis.Copy !req
685. She's not here?Copy !req
686. I'm sorry, no.Copy !req
687. The fact that you're even
willing to accept that answerCopy !req
688. means the medicine
is starting to work.Copy !req
689. But you'll live.Copy !req
690. You're beautiful, Reena.Copy !req
691. You too, Mama.Copy !req
692. I'm going to miss you.Copy !req
693. Mama.Copy !req
694. As you know,
there are seven of you and...Copy !req
695. One, two, three, four...Copy !req
696. Only six roses.Copy !req
697. Those are peonies.Copy !req
698. But I'm sure they're
part of the rose family.Copy !req
699. Actually, I'm surprised
there are seven of you.Copy !req
700. You punch your boss
and stick around?Copy !req
701. Give me the flower
and shut up.Copy !req
702. Don't overdo it.Copy !req
703. Now, I would love to keep all of you,
but not enough to do anything about it.Copy !req
704. So, according to my arbitrary
schedule, one of you has to go.Copy !req
705. You're kidding!Copy !req
706. I came up with the answer.
I robbed a grave. I...Copy !req
707. Planted a dog collar in the procedure
room just to screw with my head.Copy !req
708. No, I never.Copy !req
709. What, you don't
believe she did it?Copy !req
710. I'm sure she did it.Copy !req
711. That's why she's getting the flower.
It was beautiful, she just overreached.Copy !req
712. She got into your head.
No, I...Copy !req
713. She owned you.Copy !req
714. Planting the idea was good.Copy !req
715. Letting it fester was good.
Leaving the collar was stupid.Copy !req
716. Well-known fact, ghosts don't
leave things lying around.Copy !req
717. So, am I gone then?Copy !req
718. Oh, my goodness. I totally
forgot about you two. Well played.Copy !req
719. Sorry, Henry.Copy !req
720. We had some giggles.Copy !req
721. You agreed with everything he said.
You finished each other's sentences.Copy !req
722. That's why I got to go.Copy !req
723. Don't need someone to tell you
what you're already thinking.Copy !req
724. Funny, I was gonna say that.Copy !req
725. If you want to hang out...
Yeah, I know.Copy !req
726. Call Wilson.Copy !req
727. The rest of you,
8:00 tomorrow.Copy !req
728. Cash will be fine.Copy !req
729. I bet you say that
to all the guys.Copy !req
730. Take your blood money.Copy !req
731. Who are you gonna
protect next?Copy !req
732. If I told you,
it wouldn't work.Copy !req
733. I've re-thought some things.Copy !req
734. Glad to hear it.Copy !req
735. I'm prepared to come back
on a number of conditions.Copy !req
736. I want the raise you
promised, plus five percent.Copy !req
737. I want my own office
and a personal assistant.Copy !req
738. That's not unreasonable.Copy !req
739. I will give you none of those.Copy !req
740. You can come back
at your original salary.Copy !req
741. What's going on?Copy !req
742. You haven't
re-thought anything.Copy !req
743. You've just been black-balled.Copy !req
744. You're "House, Lite" now.Copy !req
745. The only administrator that will touch
you is the one who hired "House, Classic. "Copy !req
746. The good news is she'll pretend
she's not doing you a favor.Copy !req
747. I can start Monday.Copy !req