1. It's cold.Copy !req
2. Oh, good. Thank you.Copy !req
3. There's a new girl at
the ice cream store.Copy !req
4. She doesn't seem too fond
of buttoning her top button.Copy !req
5. Let's go check her out.Copy !req
6. House.M.D
Season 4 Episode 03Copy !req
7. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-
Proudly PresentsCopy !req
8. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-
ÏûÉùÄä¼£ AddychristenCopy !req
9. what are we supposed to
be doing—it's almost 4:00.Copy !req
10. You got somewhere to be?Copy !req
11. We know he likes to manipulate
people. He's probably testing us.Copy !req
12. To find out what?Copy !req
13. How long we can look stupid for?Copy !req
14. He said he'd be here by 3:00.
He's obviously not coming.Copy !req
15. - I'm going home.
- nobody follow her.Copy !req
16. She pied pipered nine people
right out of a job last week.Copy !req
17. Would you mind holding
my metaphor for a second?Copy !req
18. New patient.37 year-old male.Copy !req
19. Suffers from severe
ascending muscle weakness.Copy !req
20. - Why are you late?
- To see who'd put up with it.Copy !req
21. So if we left, we would have been fired?Copy !req
22. I was gonna fire whoever stuck
around. But since everyone stuck around...Copy !req
23. 28% curvature of the spine has
caused reduced lung capacity,Copy !req
24. and has reduced bone mineral density.Copy !req
25. patient has spinal muscular atrophy.Copy !req
26. It's genetic, incurable.Copy !req
27. This is not a diagnostic mystery.Copy !req
28. - You have just given state secrets to the enemy.
- What enemy?Copy !req
29. New patient. New rules. Today you're
gonna split yourselves into two teams.Copy !req
30. First to figure out what's
threatening to deprive the patientCopy !req
31. of the 20 or so miserable
years he's got left with sma,Copy !req
32. gets to keep their jobs. .Copy !req
33. Take off your numbers.You look stupid. And
I think I know who you are by now.Copy !req
34. Wait.How do you want us to split up?Copy !req
35. Good question, overly
excited former foster kid.Copy !req
36. There's ten of you. I'm thinking
six against six.No, wait.Copy !req
37. - How about women versus men?
- Excellent suggestion, fat twin.Copy !req
38. More interesting than evens versus odds, less
interesting than shirts against skins.Copy !req
39. If your sex organs
dangle, you're the confederates.Copy !req
40. If your sex organs are aesthetically
pleasing, you're the yanks.Copy !req
41. Dr. House... I'd like
to be on the men's team.Copy !req
42. You've never hired more than
one female in your team before.Copy !req
43. If you're going to purge an entire
gender, it isn't going to be the danglers.Copy !req
44. Sounds logical.Copy !req
45. If you don't think about it
for more than three seconds.Copy !req
46. But I just told you that if
the danglers lose, they're out.Copy !req
47. So I can only assume, you're
hiding the real reason.Copy !req
48. You don't think the women
will be aggressive enough,Copy !req
49. or be good enough at
science, they'll be too emotional.Copy !req
50. Can I switch teams?Copy !req
51. - If the danglers are okay,I'm okay.
- We're not okay.Copy !req
52. I get it.You don't like me becauseCopy !req
53. - maybe I'm a little bit competitive.
- Manipulative.Copy !req
54. Cutthroat bitch is your official title.Copy !req
55. It's a game.U can either
play for fun or play to win.Copy !req
56. If you want to win, you want cutthroat.Copy !req
57. No, thank you.Copy !req
58. First thing we have to do
is get inside his head.Copy !req
59. It's not psychological.Copy !req
60. I'm not talking about the
patient, I'm talking about House.Copy !req
61. He's insane, but he's not irresponsible.Copy !req
62. He wouldn't be playing this game, if
the didn't already know the answer.Copy !req
63. First thing we do is
gang bang the sucker.Copy !req
64. There's five of us. We
can run dozens of tests.Copy !req
65. We don't need a theory. We
just need brute force.Copy !req
66. What about the assist dog?Copy !req
67. Picks bacteria-infested things up
with its bacteria-infested mouth,Copy !req
68. - hands them over to the guy and...
- ithe dog.It wouldn't be fair.Copy !req
69. - To who?
- Whom? The men.Copy !req
70. House knows I used to be a vet.Copy !req
71. If the dog's the
answer, they'd be at a handicap.Copy !req
72. What about the dog?Copy !req
73. Assist dogs put
everything in their mouth,Copy !req
74. - money, door knobs.
- Great.Copy !req
75. That's not what I said. Why
do you think a low sodium...Copy !req
76. I don'tCopy !req
77. The patient took a trip to Thailand two weeks ago.Copy !req
78. - Hey, write bigger And angle the board more so they can see it.
- This is wrong.Copy !req
79. It's only wrong Ty cheat f us And if
they cheat off us, They're wrong.Copy !req
80. They're not cheating.One
of them is moving.Copy !req
81. Hey, stop playing With your
sutures Or I'll have to redo them.Copy !req
82. Why do you guys Keep a d cell
battery In a urine specimen cup?Copy !req
83. Because we pulled it From
a patient's intestine.Copy !req
84. Why would somebody Swallow a battery?Copy !req
85. Why do you assume It was swallowed?Copy !req
86. Bed five needs a bag
Of ringer's lactate.Copy !req
87. It would have been worse
If he'd used a nine volt.Copy !req
88. Who said it was a "he"?Copy !req
89. False assumptions.You're good.You're
trying to get me To think like him.Copy !req
90. And you're trying To kiss my
ass. Why are you talking to me?Copy !req
91. Because House is turning
Patient care into a game.Copy !req
92. It's dangerous... The patient's
gonna suffer, Maybe die.Copy !req
93. Wow, You really need to shave.Copy !req
94. See what I did there?Copy !req
95. WhoaCopy !req
96. Interesting.Copy !req
97. Need a crash cart in here!Copy !req
98. I didn't do it.Copy !req
99. when a person faints, it's because They're
not getting Enough blood to their brain.Copy !req
100. The act of falling Corrects the problem.Copy !req
101. You faint again strapped Into that
power chair Where you can't fall...Copy !req
102. You might not wake up.Copy !req
103. killed by an assistive device.Copy !req
104. At least my death Would be ironic.Copy !req
105. I think when you Went to thailand You
picked up a thread worm Called strongyloides.Copy !req
106. They usually go up Through your feet.Copy !req
107. I didn't do a lot of
Walking on the beach.Copy !req
108. But I assume You did have
someone Lay you down in the sand.Copy !req
109. Bare back, bare legs. Increases
exposure Tenfold over bare feet.Copy !req
110. Two pills.Copy !req
111. You'll be all better.Copy !req
112. Can I have some water For those, please?Copy !req
113. - Hey, take a number.
- House didn't say anything About taking turns.Copy !req
114. - What's she testing him for?
- Don't.Copy !req
115. They'll spend all day obsessing over my idea
Instead of coming up With one of their own.Copy !req
116. - And hey,I might be wrong.
- Seriously.Copy !req
117. I'm worried that if we don't know What
she's giving you There can be conflicts.Copy !req
118. No, you're not.House told me
He's keeping track Of all that.Copy !req
119. ten doctors. They should
be getting Ten cures.Copy !req
120. We need blood,Hair, and stool.Copy !req
121. You poop, and then You use the wooden
sticks To collect the fecal matter,Copy !req
122. Then you rub it On the green box.Copy !req
123. Hand it to my dog. only one of
those things I can do on my own.Copy !req
124. And the last couple of days,I
haven't been doing that.Copy !req
125. Is it all right With you if
we... Carry you into the bathroom?Copy !req
126. If you want me there, That's the
way You're gonna have to do it.Copy !req
127. - Okay. Ready?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
128. One,two, three.Copy !req
129. Can I get a little Head
support,please? Thank you.Copy !req
130. Why are you here?Copy !req
131. My offices are being used By my teams.Copy !req
132. Teams?Copy !req
133. Which means this is the only
Place where you can yell at me.Copy !req
134. You have teams?Copy !req
135. Two of them.I wanted to
deal With the yelling today,Copy !req
136. Because I noticed What you were wearing, And
I wouldn't have to listen All that closely.Copy !req
137. You can't make a competition
Out of patient care.Copy !req
138. Without competition, We'd
still be Single-cell organisms.Copy !req
139. - Can I go now?
- Not until After the yelling.Copy !req
140. What's wrong with him?Copy !req
141. I have seven Of the finest minds on
it. Along with three very special...Copy !req
142. you wouldn't be doing
this, Unless you already knew...Copy !req
143. uh-uh.I tell you, You
tell them.Game's over.Copy !req
144. If you know, You are obligated to treat.Copy !req
145. Well, then in that case,I don't know.Copy !req
146. Why would a guy...Copy !req
147. Voluntarily shove A metal
object Into an electrical socket?Copy !req
148. I'm getting closer and
closer To knowing the answer.Copy !req
149. What would happen If
I shut down this game?Copy !req
150. I'd fire them all, Hire 40 new Fellowship
applicants, Start the game All over again.Copy !req
151. You do know what's Wrong with him, right?Copy !req
152. Oh, it'd be pretty irresponsible
If I didn't, Wouldn't it?Copy !req
153. - antibiotics aren't working.
- legionella could explain the lungs, the fever...Copy !req
154. If she had legionella, She'd
have low sodium.Copy !req
155. What can you tell me About her?Copy !req
156. She likes body surfing.Copy !req
157. Maybe picked up a virus
Swimming off jones beach.Copy !req
158. But she doesn't even Have the energy
To finish her Crossword anymore.Copy !req
159. - Her boyfriend said...
- That's it.Copy !req
160. - What is?
- Blurry vision.Copy !req
161. How do you get Blurry vision from...Copy !req
162. You don't stop a daily ritual That
cures boredom Because you're bored.Copy !req
163. She stopped doing Her crossword puzzle
Because she's having A hard time reading it.Copy !req
164. what causes fever, boggy
lungs And blurry vision?Copy !req
165. Fungal.Copy !req
166. Aspergillus would explain The
pneumonia, which explains the fever.Copy !req
167. Start her on amphotericin.Copy !req
168. hey,guys? Great job.Copy !req
169. If you're gonna try
To take yourself out,Copy !req
170. Why choose electricity? You eat
a bullet, Jump off a building...Copy !req
171. I love the team thing, By the way.Copy !req
172. Bury yourself alive In cuddy's cleavage.Copy !req
173. Teamwork,collaboration, All
for the greater good.Copy !req
174. It could have been A suicidal
gesture, As opposed To an actual attempt.Copy !req
175. Interestingly, The rain in spain Doesn't
actually fall In the plain all that much.Copy !req
176. But who puts their internal Organs
on a skillet Just to get attention?Copy !req
177. Go ask him.Copy !req
178. That would be cheating.Copy !req
179. - Got a diagnosis yet?
- Get out of here.Copy !req
180. - Got a stool sample yet?
- How could you know?Copy !req
181. Oh,I talked to a
nurse. Pretty brilliant, huh?Copy !req
182. I give you a move House will love, straight
from one Of his former fellows,Copy !req
183. - And you let me join your team.
- you're too late.Copy !req
184. We already have our diagnosis.Copy !req
185. He's lying because He wants
you to go away.So do I.Copy !req
186. How do we know you're
not A double agent?Copy !req
187. to find out what we're
thinking, Then go back to the women?Copy !req
188. Because I don't care
What you're thinking.Copy !req
189. You wanna know why I want to be
on your team?Because you're idiots.Copy !req
190. if I can get the women out
of the competition,I'm in.Copy !req
191. And so are two of you.Copy !req
192. So... what's the big move?Copy !req
193. It's called xenodiagnosis. We
let this bugs bite you,Copy !req
194. And then we test their
feces For parasites.Copy !req
195. Why can't you Test my feces?Copy !req
196. Because you've been Chugging milk
of magnesia For the past hour.Copy !req
197. You have a lot going in
And nothing coming out.Copy !req
198. testing the bugs' feces Is actually
more accurate Than testing yours.Copy !req
199. Smaller haystack, Easier
to find the needle.Copy !req
200. You okay? Get the bugs off.Copy !req
201. - Get the bugs off him!
- Test isn't done.Copy !req
202. He's choking!Copy !req
203. patchy infiltrates on the x-ray.Copy !req
204. patient improved with chest pt and
oxygen, consistent with aspiration.Copy !req
205. So now we have Another
symptom to explain.Copy !req
206. Why does his throat think
His lungs are his stomach?Copy !req
207. And why are your throats Closing up?Copy !req
208. Shouldn't we be In separate rooms?Copy !req
209. You think I'm gonna run Two
differentials This time in the morning?Copy !req
210. - Grumpy, you're first.
- I'm not grumpy.Copy !req
211. Oh, why would I call
you that If you weren't?Copy !req
212. It's an unusual Combination.Copy !req
213. Unusual equals exotic, Equals foreign.Copy !req
214. Has to be connected To
his trip to thailand.Copy !req
215. You practice medicine overseas?Copy !req
216. I was with doctors without
Borders for eight years.Copy !req
217. - Ta da!
- It's in my file.Copy !req
218. david blaine Hides the six of hearts
In a beer bottle, It's still impressive.Copy !req
219. - you like exotic. Why are you here?
- I want this job.Copy !req
220. - parents sick?
- No.Copy !req
221. - I just...
- This is not the job you want.Copy !req
222. This is the job In the zip
code you want.You engaged?Copy !req
223. - Yes.
- Ta da!Copy !req
224. am I not allowed to grow
up And change my priorities?Copy !req
225. You're allowed to, People usually don't.Copy !req
226. This is not a new symptom. Our
patient Has spinal muscular atrophy.Copy !req
227. He has documented Trouble
swallowing. The choking's not new.Copy !req
228. so it's nothing's
new. What caused the old?Copy !req
229. Strongyloides worms
Explain the fainting.Copy !req
230. - We already treated...
- So he's all better, Woman... Who...Copy !req
231. - thirteen.
- Hasn't got any worse.Copy !req
232. it's a pretty passive approach
For the daughter Of an alcoholic.Copy !req
233. Wrong again.Copy !req
234. we could stress his
system. Put him on a tilt table.Copy !req
235. if he stays conscious, means we
made The right diagnosis, And we win.Copy !req
236. Then why haven't you?Copy !req
237. Six against four.Copy !req
238. One of the men's gonna have
To join the women's team.Copy !req
239. On the other hand, One of the
men Isn't an actual doctor.Copy !req
240. So,I guess it's pretty fair.Copy !req
241. Men, you're in the penalty box.Copy !req
242. Uh, who's not the doctor?Copy !req
243. I'm glad you asked about that.Copy !req
244. reason I'm penalizing
you Is time management.Copy !req
245. In diagnostics, you're always
Working against the clock.Copy !req
246. the women came up with a theory
and they treated the patient.Copy !req
247. you guys just sat around in a lab, hoping a
series of blind tests would give you a theory.Copy !req
248. You wasted the patient's time.Copy !req
249. Now I'm gonna waste yours.Copy !req
250. Her gums are turning yellow.Copy !req
251. Whatever it is, It's in her liver now.Copy !req
252. Fungal fit perfectly.Copy !req
253. We were wrong.Copy !req
254. We're gonna keep being
wrong, Until we're right.Copy !req
255. Or till she dies.Copy !req
256. Yeah, that was very helpful.Copy !req
257. Need a team to tell me We're mortals.Copy !req
258. Look, I'm sorry.You're right.Copy !req
259. It doesn't hurt to be reminded That
we're dealing With real stakes here.Copy !req
260. Liver failure is a bad
thing, But it's also a clue.Copy !req
261. What does it tell us?Copy !req
262. I can't let you leave.I
think you're still suicidal.Copy !req
263. I wasn't trying to off myself.Copy !req
264. No, that's right.You were
just trying To kill a wall.Copy !req
265. I check this box, And your next roommates
Are gonna be Jesus And crazy mcloonybin.Copy !req
266. That guy never had a chance.Copy !req
267. It's gonna sound stupid.Copy !req
268. Suddenly you're shy?Copy !req
269. You pooped your pants In front of me.Copy !req
270. It's one of the nasty
Side effects of dying.Copy !req
271. Last saturday,I got In a car crash.Copy !req
272. A drunk driver came over
The line and hit me head on.Copy !req
273. It was like slow motion.Copy !req
274. I saw these headlights, And...Copy !req
275. I saw...Copy !req
276. The paramedics said I was
technically dead For 97 seconds.Copy !req
277. It was the best 97 seconds Of my life.Copy !req
278. Okay, here's what happened. Your
oxygen-deprived brain was shutting down.Copy !req
279. A flood of endorphins
And serotonin was releasedCopy !req
280. And it's what gave you The visions.Copy !req
281. no. Believe me.It wasn't chemicals.Copy !req
282. I've done every
hallucinogenic there is.Copy !req
283. This was way bigger than that.Copy !req
284. There's something out there.Copy !req
285. Something more.Copy !req
286. - Hey, can I have My knife back?
- No.Copy !req
287. - Who the hell Isn't a doctor?
- House said we can't talk.Copy !req
288. He meant we can't talk About the case.Copy !req
289. House is just Jerking us around.Copy !req
290. - It's what he does.
- You're not curious?Copy !req
291. only one reason You wouldn't be curious.Copy !req
292. We should talk about the case.Copy !req
293. He's punishing us For wasting time. Maybe
we shouldn't be Wasting this time.Copy !req
294. Close that door.You're
gonna get us all fired.Copy !req
295. We need to find a link Between
fainting And trouble swallowing.Copy !req
296. We need to know If it's
dysphagia Or full blown achalasia.Copy !req
297. Paraganglioma.Copy !req
298. How would a neoplastic growth
In his abdomen explain...Copy !req
299. Not his abdomen, In his neck.A carotid
body tumor Causes trouble swallowing.Copy !req
300. food presses against the vagus
nerve, And causes the fainting.Copy !req
301. So if this guy has cancer, We
get to keep our jobs?Copy !req
302. If he's healthy, We're fired?Copy !req
303. We need a ct to prove it.Copy !req
304. we need the women not to figure
it out while we're sitting here.Copy !req
305. And does House's computer
Have a built-in microphone?Copy !req
306. there is a potential toxicity
In the experimental treatment.Copy !req
307. I was never here.Copy !req
308. Blood pressure's remaining
Stable through 60 degrees.Copy !req
309. No pauses on his ekg, No nausea.Copy !req
310. Our treatment worked.Copy !req
311. - I need our patient.
- Syncope's cured,amber.It's over.Copy !req
312. You obviously haven't stressed
The system hard enough.Copy !req
313. You crank it up high
enough, Anyone will pass out.Copy !req
314. This is incredible.Copy !req
315. This is the most I've moved in 40 years.Copy !req
316. The tilt table test Showed that the patient's
ekg, Bpm pulse remained Normal despite...Copy !req
317. Who are you, thirteen?Copy !req
318. My name's in the file.Copy !req
319. Fact that you don't answer my questions tells me more about
you Than answers could.Copy !req
320. No, it doesn't.Copy !req
321. - We turned the thing Up to 95 degrees... - You
don't think that Non-answers tell me anything?Copy !req
322. Sure, just not as much As actual
answers. That's why they're called Answers.Copy !req
323. - Tells me you're hiding Something.
- Tells you I'm hiding everything.Copy !req
324. Tells me you got something Worth
hiding.Is it turkish prison? Gay porn?Copy !req
325. You killed a man, Just because
he was asking Too many questions?Copy !req
326. - Can I finish reporting On the patient?
- No need.Copy !req
327. I'll see you In an hour or so.
Got to set some stuff up.Copy !req
328. Thank you all for coming...Copy !req
329. To tribal council.Copy !req
330. A man of your integrity I
feel I can trust. Big love.Copy !req
331. and I don't call you that
Because you're a mormon.Copy !req
332. Where's your team's sixth man?Copy !req
333. she went rogue. Broke the rules.Copy !req
334. You also sinned.You have no
right To cast the first stone.Copy !req
335. And atheists have no
right To quote scripture.Copy !req
336. The rules said no talking.Copy !req
337. - I told them not to talk.
- Out loud.Copy !req
338. We were trying To save a man's life.Copy !req
339. Key word being "trying."Tilt table
test confirmed That you guys were wrong.Copy !req
340. You're fired.Copy !req
341. Ah, the prodigal son
returneth.You're also fired.Copy !req
342. We thought there was a tumor
on the patient's esophagus.Copy !req
343. We were right About the
area, Wrong about the diagnosis.Copy !req
344. turns out the esophagus is just
straightening.It's scleroderma.Copy !req
345. Explains the syncope And the
choking. He needs steroids.Copy !req
346. - you did a ct scan?
- Obviously.Copy !req
347. After you were already Proven wrong?Copy !req
348. Good for you.Copy !req
349. It's too bad you're wrong.Copy !req
350. Straightening Indicates
weakening, not hardening.Copy !req
351. sma explains the weakening.Copy !req
352. Strongyloides infection
Explains everything else.Copy !req
353. You ladies have the honor To
give the patient A feeding tube,Copy !req
354. discharge him, and show
up for work tomorrow.Copy !req
355. The rest of you, You're a disappointment.Copy !req
356. You make me Want to stop dangling.Copy !req
357. It was the best Two weeks of my life.Copy !req
358. I think I will miss you Most of
all, Ridiculously old fraud.Copy !req
359. Do you think House Could be wrong?Copy !req
360. I thought he fired you.Copy !req
361. No. He fired the men.Copy !req
362. I don't think He's wrong.Copy !req
363. If he is, How would I prove it?Copy !req
364. I just said I don't think he is.Copy !req
365. Well, thinking Isn't good enough.Copy !req
366. You have to run a blood test
For anticentromere antibodies.Copy !req
367. Would you mind Running the labs?Copy !req
368. You can't.Copy !req
369. Well,I can, but...Copy !req
370. No.I was making a statement.Copy !req
371. You've been fired, So you no
longer have Lab privileges.Copy !req
372. You weren't coming here For advice,Copy !req
373. You were coming here To con
a favor to save your job.Copy !req
374. Sorry.Copy !req
375. I'm not working For him anymore, But
he can still Make my life miserable.Copy !req
376. And you have a chance To
make his life miserable.Copy !req
377. I'm insulted.Copy !req
378. You con cameron By
appealing To her humanity.Copy !req
379. I told her What she wanted to hear.Copy !req
380. And you told me What you
thought I wanted to hear.Copy !req
381. If it's any consolation, I think
your motives Are more interesting.Copy !req
382. I cannot believe He fired you.Copy !req
383. Go draw his blood.Copy !req
384. I'll meet you in the
lab When I'm done here.Copy !req
385. Guess you didn't find Your tumor.Copy !req
386. The other doctors Tell
you that you were fine?Copy !req
387. Yeah.Copy !req
388. They said it was just
My disease getting worse.Copy !req
389. You come to terms With this disease.Copy !req
390. You know it's there.Copy !req
391. you know it's waiting.Copy !req
392. and every now and again...Copy !req
393. It takes something away.Copy !req
394. Took my walking.Copy !req
395. Took my modesty.Copy !req
396. Now it's taking One
of my last pleasures.Copy !req
397. Well, there's an outside shotCopy !req
398. That something other Than the
sma's causing Your eating problems.Copy !req
399. And if it is, We can fix it.Copy !req
400. and remove that tube.Copy !req
401. Is that my blood?Copy !req
402. It's green.Copy !req
403. What does that mean?Copy !req
404. It means I'm not fired.Copy !req
405. Is he a vulcan?Copy !req
406. If no, what makes nimoy Bleed green?Copy !req
407. Are we officially Unfired?Copy !req
408. How do we know she didn't
Fake the green blood?Copy !req
409. Because that would be stupid. And
while she May be manipulative,Copy !req
410. Borderline evil, Shallow...Copy !req
411. They get it.Copy !req
412. I'm not stupid.Copy !req
413. what contrast did you use for the ct?Copy !req
414. Icm.Copy !req
415. His kidneys aren't working.Copy !req
416. they didn't filter the
contrast, Which in icm is green.Copy !req
417. Ten points.Copy !req
418. Okay, let's add Kidney failure
To our list of symptoms.Copy !req
419. what are these points?Copy !req
420. Is that how you're deciding Who to fire?Copy !req
421. I'm gonna fire The next person
who asks me Who I'm going to fire.Copy !req
422. Now we're on the point system?Copy !req
423. What happened to men Against women?Copy !req
424. Forget the game.Copy !req
425. What do you mean Forget the game?Copy !req
426. I mean forget the damn game!Copy !req
427. The guy's kidneys are failing.Copy !req
428. We need to diagnose exactly...Copy !req
429. I thought we Were diagnosing.Copy !req
430. You were diagnosing. Now I am too.Copy !req
431. I thought that thirteen Was
right about the strongyloides.Copy !req
432. I was obviously wrong.Copy !req
433. Okay, kidney failure,
Aspiration,fainting, go.Copy !req
434. kidney failure could be the
result Of a gram negative bacteria.Copy !req
435. Our patient wears A catheter full time.Copy !req
436. it virtually guarantees
Bacterial infection.Copy !req
437. Which could have migrated
Up to his kidneys.Copy !req
438. Infection stresses His already
weakened system, Makes his sma worse.Copy !req
439. That explains the choking And fainting.Copy !req
440. Put him on An iv amp and gent.Copy !req
441. our team's scleroderma
diagnosis still holds.Copy !req
442. The tests could Have been negative Because
the blood Was tainted with contrast.Copy !req
443. Do a skin biopsy.Copy !req
444. Get a side of lymph node To confirm.Copy !req
445. I could have you fired.Copy !req
446. You already had me fired.Copy !req
447. Just proves than I can.Copy !req
448. And were the men wrong?Copy !req
449. No.Copy !req
450. - It doesn't change the fact...
- Why are you yelling at me?Copy !req
451. Because performing tests For someone
who is not a doctor In this hospital...Copy !req
452. You're frustrated.Copy !req
453. You want help?I'm here. If you
just need to vent, Leave a message.Copy !req
454. I like him better like this.Copy !req
455. You?Copy !req
456. Patient developed Pneumonia.Copy !req
457. His lungs are filling fast.Copy !req
458. We started him on antibiotics. Nothing.Copy !req
459. - We were wrong.
- And you're here to say...?Copy !req
460. We were wrong too. He
doesn't have scleroderma.Copy !req
461. Biopsy revealed No fibrotic changes.Copy !req
462. Cervical lymph node Has black flecks.Copy !req
463. Small areas of necrosis.It's nothing.Copy !req
464. You say nothing.I say cancer.Copy !req
465. It's a bit of a stretch
To jump right to cancer.Copy !req
466. I'm not jumping. Broad specs haven't
worked, So it's not bacterial.Copy !req
467. Failing liver Despite treatment
Suggests it's not fungal.Copy !req
468. And her high lactic acidosis Points
towards anaplastic Large cell lymphoma.Copy !req
469. Also suggests Infection, Which is
a lot easier And safer to treat.Copy !req
470. Large cell lymphoma Is
incredibly aggressive.Copy !req
471. She'll be dead in a week
If we follow the textbooks.Copy !req
472. Unless it's infection, In which case You
radiate her And she'll be dead In a day.Copy !req
473. I know you have some
experience With that.Copy !req
474. I've seen doctors Do this before.Copy !req
475. Go back to the scene Of the crime.Copy !req
476. If you're right this time, You
purge yourself Of past ghosts.Copy !req
477. I know it's contrary To protocol,
But I think it's more likely...Copy !req
478. Ghosts are there For a reason.Copy !req
479. So you don't make The
same mistake twice.Copy !req
480. Switch over to
third-generation Cephalosporin.Copy !req
481. You want to remove his eye?Copy !req
482. Who told you?Copy !req
483. You booked the o.r.Copy !req
484. Good.Copy !req
485. You can't beat me In a foot race.Copy !req
486. I thought We were dancing.Copy !req
487. Cervical lymph node Is a garbage dump.Copy !req
488. Very small one.Copy !req
489. Just one truck comes in And
only comes from one home.Copy !req
490. Al gore would be Appalled. The home...Copy !req
491. The home is the right eye.I get it.Copy !req
492. - Do a biopsy.
- on my way.Copy !req
493. You're not doing A biopsy.Copy !req
494. You ordered An orbital exenteration.Copy !req
495. Right. Because I don't want
To remove A little tiny piece,Copy !req
496. Sit in the lab And confirm
What I already know,Copy !req
497. While my patient
drowns In his own fluid.Copy !req
498. But if you want me
to, I absolutely will.Copy !req
499. How advanced Is the pneumonia?Copy !req
500. It's taking college courses.Copy !req
501. Hey, wilson, I'm gonna cut
Some cripple's eye out.Copy !req
502. Wanna come watch?Copy !req
503. Good times.Copy !req
504. We good to go?Copy !req
505. I thought melanoma Was skin cancer.Copy !req
506. Technically it's cancer
Of the pigment cells.Copy !req
507. The same cells that
give Your iris its color.Copy !req
508. cancer?Copy !req
509. Why not? What else can god throw at me?Copy !req
510. Hail, locusts, Smiting of the first born.Copy !req
511. Of course it all depends
On how evil you've been.Copy !req
512. House...Copy !req
513. If it's cancer, it's
spread Everywhere, right?Copy !req
514. so it's in my lungs, My kidneys?Copy !req
515. There is a chance By removing
the eye, Get the primary tumor,Copy !req
516. and three courses of
radiation, That could...Copy !req
517. could... what?Copy !req
518. few months? Years?Copy !req
519. More likely months.Copy !req
520. Any of your other doctors
Have any cheerier diagnoses?Copy !req
521. if they do, they're
wrong. This is the answer.Copy !req
522. It's the only way To help you.Copy !req
523. I already Can't walk.Copy !req
524. I can't eat.Copy !req
525. You're telling me That the
rest of my life Is in this bed,Copy !req
526. Puking and in pain?Copy !req
527. We can manage the pain.Copy !req
528. I'd rather just Get this over with.Copy !req
529. I've been trapped in this
Useless body long enough.Copy !req
530. It'd be nice To finally get out.Copy !req
531. Get out and go where?Copy !req
532. you think you're gonna sprout wings,Copy !req
533. and start flying around
with the other angels?Copy !req
534. Don't be an idiot. There is
no after, There's just this.Copy !req
535. House!Copy !req
536. You can't let a dying man
Take solace in his beliefs?Copy !req
537. His beliefs Are stupid.Copy !req
538. Everybody lies.Copy !req
539. Some for good reason, Some for bad,Copy !req
540. This would have been A
fantastic reason to lie.Copy !req
541. Hi, greg House.Copy !req
542. Why can't you just Let
him have his fairy tale?Copy !req
543. If it gives him comfort
To imagine beaches,Copy !req
544. And loved ones, and life
outside A wheel chair...Copy !req
545. Are there 72 virgins too?Copy !req
546. It's over.Copy !req
547. He's got days, Maybe hours left.Copy !req
548. What pain does it cause you If he
spends that time With a peaceful smile?Copy !req
549. What sick pleasure do you
get In making damn sureCopy !req
550. He's filled With fear and dread?Copy !req
551. He shouldn't be making A
decision based on a lie.Copy !req
552. Misery's better than nothing.Copy !req
553. You don't know there's nothing.Copy !req
554. You haven't been there.Copy !req
555. Oh, god.I am tired Of that argument.Copy !req
556. I don't have to go To detroit
To know that it smells.Copy !req
557. Yes, detroit, The afterlife. Same thing.Copy !req
558. Not As We
Alanis MorissetteCopy !req
559. blurry visionCopy !req
560. You're not getting Enough oxygen,Copy !req
561. So we're inserting A tube
Directly Into your lungs.Copy !req
562. It should help us drain
Some of this excess fluid.Copy !req
563. It should make you A
little more comfortable.Copy !req
564. sats are still dropping.Copy !req
565. fluid's clear.Copy !req
566. If this was cancer,
There should be blood.Copy !req
567. Call House.Copy !req
568. He just paged me.Copy !req
569. dctor HouseCopy !req
570. Maybe it was...Copy !req
571. Just an accident.Copy !req
572. It wasn't an accident.Copy !req
573. You think his nihilism Got the best
of him? He tried to kill himself?Copy !req
574. He paged me.Copy !req
575. - Paged you?
- Why you?Copy !req
576. - I assume because...
- don't assume anything.Copy !req
577. Don't fall into that trap.Copy !req
578. Is he okay?Copy !req
579. Burned his hand pretty good.Copy !req
580. His heart stopped For nearly a minute.Copy !req
581. Your cohort managed to restart it.Copy !req
582. but he... Has not regained consciousness.Copy !req
583. so...Copy !req
584. Since I have you all here, We should
probably talk About your actual patient.Copy !req
585. clear fluid from the lungs indicates
that it's probably Not cancer.Copy !req
586. So it would be nice If we
could come up With a new idea.Copy !req
587. You're an idiot.Copy !req
588. you nearly killed yourself.Copy !req
589. That was the whole idea.Copy !req
590. You wanted to kill yourself?Copy !req
591. I wanted to nearly kill myself.Copy !req
592. - is he... Better?
- no.Copy !req
593. But he doesn't have cancer.Copy !req
594. We think it might be
Eosinophilic pneumonia.Copy !req
595. Maybe you didn't wanna die, But
you didn't care If you lived.Copy !req
596. You insisted that I
needed To see for myself.Copy !req
597. - Was he discharged?
- No. He's dying.Copy !req
598. You've already had Two
near death experiences.Copy !req
599. Not that guy.Copy !req
600. The guy in the car
accident, With the knife.Copy !req
601. I... I need to talk to him.Copy !req
602. He died Almost an hour ago.Copy !req
603. Apparently it's bad
To electrocute yourselfCopy !req
604. Within days of suffering
Massive internal injuries.Copy !req
605. Why did you need To talk to him?Copy !req
606. Did you see something?Copy !req
607. Eosinophilic pneumonia.Copy !req
608. House?What did you see?Copy !req
609. Nothing.Copy !req
610. Whose idea was that?Copy !req
611. Brennan. Nothing you don't Want
to talk about it, Or nothing...Copy !req
612. Which one is brennan?Copy !req
613. Is he the ridiculously Old guy?Copy !req
614. House, you got to talk About this.Copy !req
615. If it's aggressive enough, It
might have gotten Past the steroids.Copy !req
616. Start him on cyclophosamide.Copy !req
617. I already did.Copy !req
618. Just looking at you hurts.Copy !req
619. I'm gonna order up Some extra pain meds.Copy !req
620. I love you.Copy !req
621. How fast will this work?Copy !req
622. New meds should start Helping
in minutes,okay? Hang in there.Copy !req
623. Vacutainer's full.I need to replace it.Copy !req
624. I don't... I don't think...Copy !req
625. It's working.Copy !req
626. Try and relax.Copy !req
627. You must... you must be wrong.Copy !req
628. Stop talking.Copy !req
629. Hurry up and get That
chest tube working.Copy !req
630. Okay, I got it.Copy !req
631. Could you get...Copy !req
632. Hoover?Copy !req
633. I can't...Copy !req
634. can you...Copy !req
635. Put my hand...Copy !req
636. On his head?Copy !req
637. It's okay. Don't worry.Copy !req
638. I'm not scared.Copy !req
639. Oh, god.Copy !req
640. Time of death?Copy !req
641. You're looking better.Copy !req
642. Stark's dead.Copy !req
643. What are you doing?Copy !req
644. Going to see our patient.Copy !req
645. He's dead.Copy !req
646. Dead is not a diagnosis.Copy !req
647. You really shouldn't be...Copy !req
648. Shut up and give me my cane.Copy !req
649. I assume we're all fired.Copy !req
650. Should I fire myself too?Copy !req
651. I thought it was Strongyloides,
Then I thought It was cancer.Copy !req
652. - A little help here.
- Ready?One, two...Copy !req
653. Why did you call me?Copy !req
654. Because if I pooped myself In front
of wilson,I'd never hear The end of it.Copy !req
655. But why not One of the others?Copy !req
656. You always have That phone in your hand.Copy !req
657. We all have cell phones. That's
not the reason. What is?Copy !req
658. If I died, You'd never get the job.Copy !req
659. I knew you wouldn't let That happen.Copy !req
660. You don't think Anybody
else Has any reason to care?Copy !req
661. Think this is starting
To come back to me.Copy !req
662. It's right, left, Then repeat.Copy !req
663. Yeah, that works.Copy !req
664. What did we miss?Copy !req
665. If we knew, He wouldn't be dead.Copy !req
666. That's it?You're just gonna Give up?Copy !req
667. No, we were defeated.It's over.Copy !req
668. Patient presented With syncope.Copy !req
669. We thought it was thread
worms, Gave him ivermectin.Copy !req
670. Thank you.Copy !req
671. He seemed better, Till
his blood turned green.Copy !req
672. Can we at least Remove the body Before
launching Into a purely academic exercise?Copy !req
673. Patient didn't respond To
antibiotics or steroids.Copy !req
674. You okay, boy?Copy !req
675. What's wrong with the dog?Copy !req
676. He's dead.Copy !req
677. There are only A handful of viruses
That can cross Between dogs and humans.Copy !req
678. but they may not be connected at all.Copy !req
679. the dog was old.I've seen it before.Copy !req
680. they hang on way past their normal life
expectancy To take care of their masters.Copy !req
681. Did you watch him Take the pills?Copy !req
682. The ivermectin.Copy !req
683. Did you watch the patient Put
them in his mouth And swallow them?Copy !req
684. I don't know.I think so.Copy !req
685. What kind of dog is that?Copy !req
686. English shepherd.Copy !req
687. - It's in the collie family, Right?
- Not really.Copy !req
688. - They share the mdr1 gene.
- yeah.Copy !req
689. What happens When you give a dog
With the mdr1 gene Ivermectin?Copy !req
690. They don't... I mean, It's used
to treat Heartworms in most dogs,Copy !req
691. but it'd be fatal If the...Copy !req
692. Look familiar?Copy !req
693. I think the last time You saw it,Copy !req
694. It didn't have that dead
dog's Teeth marks on it.Copy !req
695. I just put it on the bed
tray To get him some water.Copy !req
696. When I asked you If you watched the patient
Swallow the pills, The right answer was "no."Copy !req
697. Take his body down To the morgue.Copy !req
698. If you hadn't treated This patient
as a game, He wouldn't be dead.Copy !req
699. I'm feeling much better, Thank you.Copy !req
700. I'm supposed To show you sympathy?Copy !req
701. He died while his attending
Was lying on a hospital bed,Copy !req
702. Because he stuck A
knife in a wall socket.Copy !req
703. He died because a doctor Made a mistake.Copy !req
704. She was an idiot.Copy !req
705. You employed her.Copy !req
706. You're responsible.Copy !req
707. Doctor foreman.Copy !req
708. How's she doing?Copy !req
709. Fever's gone.Copy !req
710. A.s.t. And a.l.t. Are
back Within normal range.Copy !req
711. She should be out of here In a few days.Copy !req
712. Gutsy call.Copy !req
713. Thanks.Copy !req
714. It wasn't a compliment.Copy !req
715. If you were wrong, She'd be dead.Copy !req
716. - I was sure...
- No, you weren't.You couldn't be.Copy !req
717. There's a reason We have rules.Copy !req
718. If every doctor did Whatever
his gut Told him was right,Copy !req
719. We'd have a lot more
Dead bodies to deal with.Copy !req
720. It won't happen again.Copy !req
721. Yes, it will.Copy !req
722. Because you confuse Saving her
life With doing the right thing.Copy !req
723. I'm sorry dr. Foreman, You're fired.Copy !req
724. As soon as the pathologist Cut into
the lungs, We saw the threadworms.Copy !req
725. You think it's fair That I fired
all The other members of your teamCopy !req
726. When you guys Actually came
up With the right diagnosis?Copy !req
727. I keep replaying it In my mind.Copy !req
728. Did I drop the pills When
I put them on the bed tray?Copy !req
729. Did I knock them over
When I turned to leave?Copy !req
730. You know he'd be alive.Copy !req
731. His dog would be alive.Copy !req
732. I know.Copy !req
733. You forced us to act
On a false assumption.Copy !req
734. I know.Copy !req
735. Everything we built From that step on...Copy !req
736. Every test, every theory,
Every treatment...Copy !req
737. If I was gonna fire you, I
wouldn't be giving you The lecture.Copy !req
738. I know you're not gonna let
Anything like this Ever happen again.Copy !req
739. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
740. I'm sorry to say "I told you so" .Copy !req
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