1. I said I'm sorry, I'm just not feeling too hotCopy !req
2. You're sneezing. You can do that in a movie theatre.Copy !req
3. It'll be a nice soft chair when I collapsed.
I'm exhausted, babeCopy !req
4. oh, come on! We're gonna be late!Copy !req
5. Episode four never
comes to the big screen.Copy !req
6. This is the pre-lucas-ized
version, remember?Copy !req
7. None of that greedo shooting first crap.Copy !req
8. Go without meCopy !req
9. What are you talking about?
You love Star WarsCopy !req
10. Don't youCopy !req
11. BenCopy !req
12. Since when?Copy !req
13. Since just before I pretending I loved itCopy !req
14. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to be supportive.Copy !req
15. Fine. I'll go alone.Copy !req
16. Baby I'm sorry.Copy !req
17. Me too. I'm so woozy. I can hardly think.Copy !req
18. We're hanging at homeCopy !req
19. You should goCopy !req
20. Did you just feel something?Copy !req
21. Feel? Like what?Copy !req
22. Is there earthquake?Copy !req
23. In New Jersey?Copy !req
24. - Oh god
- What?Copy !req
25. I think I'm like hallucinating.Copy !req
26. Call 911Copy !req
27. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-
proudly presentsCopy !req
28. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-
ÏûÉùÄä¼£Copy !req
29. House
Season04 Episode01 AloneCopy !req
30. 26 years old female, ** exploded under her building. She was pulled out of the rubble after six hours.Copy !req
31. Two surgeries for multiple fractures and burns.Copy !req
32. I'm thinking the broken bones are a
response to the building falling on her head.Copy !req
33. And the fever?Copy !req
34. She's the only collapse
victim whose body temperature—Copy !req
35. put her on antipyrectics.Copy !req
36. Already have. The
fever is holding at 104.Copy !req
37. Fluctuating consciousness.Copy !req
38. I can't take the case.
I don't have a team.Copy !req
39. - So hire a team.
- What for?I don't have a case.Copy !req
40. Have you even interviewed anybody?Copy !req
41. You test drive a car before you buy it.Copy !req
42. You've spent the last two
weeks doing absolutely nothing.Copy !req
43. Concert is over.Copy !req
44. In what twisted universe does
mastering eddie van halen'sCopy !req
45. two-handed arpeggio technique
count as absolutely nothing?Copy !req
46. Take the case or you will spend the next month
helping the collapse team change bandages.Copy !req
47. I diagnose her. Alone.Copy !req
48. By the end of the day, you
go away for a week.Copy !req
49. Done.Copy !req
50. It's not gonna work.Copy !req
51. If he solves the case, we cure the girl.Copy !req
52. And prove he doesn't need a team.Copy !req
53. He's not gonna solve
the case. Not that fast.Copy !req
54. - Why not.
- Because he needs a team!Copy !req
55. - And this'll prove to him— you
wanna change his mind about something,Copy !req
56. you need a more convincing
argument than you promised.Copy !req
57. Fever.Copy !req
58. Non-responsive to
antibiotics and antipyretics.Copy !req
59. Fluctuating consciousness.Copy !req
60. Go!Copy !req
61. you talking to me?Copy !req
62. Yes.Copy !req
63. Imagine that the roof
of the storage closetCopy !req
64. collapses on your favorite floor buffer.Copy !req
65. Which then starts overheating.Copy !req
66. Why would I have a
favorite floor buffer?Copy !req
67. Okay.Copy !req
68. Maybe the electrical works got banged
up in there from stuff falling on it.Copy !req
69. Hmm, interesting.Copy !req
70. Brain damage leading to
hypothalamic dysregulation.Copy !req
71. Nah.Copy !req
72. If you're brought in covered in
rubble, it's all about the mri'S.Copy !req
73. We'd have seen that. Come on!Copy !req
74. You gotta earn that fiver.Copy !req
75. Or stuff leaked in the
holes, messing it up.Copy !req
76. Lacerations leave multiple
portals for infection.Copy !req
77. Bacterial would have
responded to the antibiotics.Copy !req
78. Too high for viral.Copy !req
79. Parasites or fungus is possible.Copy !req
80. Or maybe lupus.Copy !req
81. My grandma has lupus.Copy !req
82. Okay, autoimmune. I'll run a lupus panel.Copy !req
83. Infection fits best.Copy !req
84. Complete history would be helpful.Copy !req
85. Which leads to the
worst part of the job.Copy !req
86. Dealing with the floor buffer's family.Copy !req
87. We talked every couple of weeks, but
ben would know better than I—Copy !req
88. no farms, no travel anywhere weird.Copy !req
89. You get that,dr. Buffer?Copy !req
90. No travel, no farm.Copy !req
91. The file says she was sick
before the building collapsed.Copy !req
92. I figured it was just a cold.Copy !req
93. Why, do you think's related?Copy !req
94. Her being sick and her being sick?Copy !req
95. Often is.Copy !req
96. She was unconscious when I found her.Copy !req
97. We'd been fighting.Copy !req
98. I just want to.Copy !req
99. just tell me she's gonna be okay.Copy !req
100. I'm not even sure you're gonna be okay.Copy !req
101. We're gonna make her all better.Copy !req
102. Showoff.Copy !req
103. You oughta be nicer to people.Copy !req
104. Where are we going?Copy !req
105. You know how the laughter of
little children is infectious?Copy !req
106. Well, parasites and
fungi are even more so.Copy !req
107. We're gonna find out which one
is making her brain bubble over.Copy !req
108. Where, the building?Copy !req
109. Epa's doing that job for
us. They say it's clean.Copy !req
110. Which means we're making a
pilgrimage to castle blackberry.Copy !req
111. Her name's bradbury.Copy !req
112. - I should ask them for keys.
- No need.Copy !req
113. I'm sure we can find
a large rock somewhere.Copy !req
114. I'm not breaking in to somebody's house.Copy !req
115. I got principles.Copy !req
116. I got some loose change
here says you don't.Copy !req
117. I'm not doing this.Copy !req
118. For less than a 50.Copy !req
119. Where's the restaurant?Copy !req
120. What restaurant?Copy !req
121. The one you said you were
taking me to for lunch.Copy !req
122. Oh,uh, this one's homier.Copy !req
123. Dibs on the cold pizza.Copy !req
124. I'm sure it looked easier on youtube.Copy !req
125. Yeah, you don't need a team.Copy !req
126. You can't even get
arrested without company.Copy !req
127. You're right. Only one solution.Copy !req
128. Never replace them. Ever.Copy !req
129. Do you need help?Copy !req
130. Yeah,yeah, patronize the poor cripple.Copy !req
131. - Let me get that.
- I got it.Copy !req
132. Will
you—let meCopy !req
133. just let me get it.Copy !req
134. I'll check the bedroom.Copy !req
135. Some interesting mold
on the windowsill here!Copy !req
136. It's gonna take me a while.Copy !req
137. I'll cover the bathroom.Copy !req
138. She had a secret diary.Copy !req
139. Is there any other kind?Copy !req
140. What are you doing?Copy !req
141. There's a sale on liquid tide.Copy !req
142. If you're broke,I can lend you a
tiny bit of the money I owe you.Copy !req
143. No, no,I wouldn't put
you in that position.Copy !req
144. What does the diary say?Copy !req
145. It's basically a list
of her sexual encounters.Copy !req
146. Boys,girls, vibrating appliances.Copy !req
147. If it was, you'd be
quoting, not summarizing.Copy !req
148. This is a parade of sad banalities.Copy !req
149. I can hardly get out of bed.Copy !req
150. Feeling blue.Copy !req
151. Then, three months ago, turns into
a parade of happy banalities.Copy !req
152. Starting to turn the corner.Copy !req
153. Job's looking up.Copy !req
154. We can stop swabbing.Copy !req
155. Her clich¨¦s are getting healthier.Copy !req
156. Or she's less depressed.Copy !req
157. Aren't there pills that do that?Copy !req
158. Antidepressants don't cause fever.Copy !req
159. Not on their own.Copy !req
160. But the E.R. Didn't know
she was on M.A.O. Inhibitors,Copy !req
161. so they gave her demerol.Copy !req
162. It's a nasty combo.Copy !req
163. So all you have to do is convince this kid
that his girlfriend had a secret doctor,Copy !req
164. and a secret stash, and a secret life.Copy !req
165. It's been a while since a patient
took a swing at you. Can I watch?Copy !req
166. I only have to convince the mother.Copy !req
167. Actually.Copy !req
168. I don't have to convince anyone.Copy !req
169. This it total crap.Copy !req
170. If she was seeing a
psychiatrist,I'd know.Copy !req
171. If she was on drugs,I'd know.Copy !req
172. Mrs.Bradbury, please sign the
form so we can start the dialysis.Copy !req
173. But why antidepressants?
I don't understand!Copy !req
174. Mrs.Bradbury, please sign the
forms so we can start the dialysis.Copy !req
175. Stop saying that.Copy !req
176. Dr.Buffer, what is going on?
What aren't you telling us?Copy !req
177. He's a janitor?Copy !req
178. More significantly,a blabbermouth.Copy !req
179. House, shut up!Copy !req
180. I am very sorry how
dr.House handled this.Copy !req
181. It is completely unforgivable.Copy !req
182. Except if he's right.Copy !req
183. Dialysis will filter her blood.Copy !req
184. There's nothing to filter.Copy !req
185. Save her life.Copy !req
186. She wasn't depressed.Copy !req
187. I'm miserable around ben.Copy !req
188. Not me. I like ben.Copy !req
189. February 12th.Copy !req
190. Either she's depressed, or
she just thinks you're a jerk.Copy !req
191. Neither suggests that you should be
the one directing her medical treatment.Copy !req
192. Does the diary say my
daughter's taking these drugs?Copy !req
193. - No, but medically— did
you find drugs in their home?Copy !req
194. She's probably hiding them in her purse.Copy !req
195. I thought it would be rude to go
searching under 1,000 tons of rubble.Copy !req
196. This was months ago. We were in a fight.Copy !req
197. It doesn't mean she's depressed. And
it doesn't mean she doesn't love me.Copy !req
198. Fine, maybe the diary proves nothing.Copy !req
199. On the other hand, half the
country's on antidepressants.Copy !req
200. And it fits her symptoms perfectly.Copy !req
201. No ring on your daughter's finger
means you make the decisions.Copy !req
202. I'm not sure that I know
her well enough anymore.Copy !req
203. You really wanna risk her
life on how well he knows her?Copy !req
204. I have your guita tell no
one await my in structionsCopy !req
205. Wilson, you idiot.Copy !req
206. listen carefully, and
no one will get hurt.Copy !req
207. You must follow these instructions.Copy !req
208. Any attempt to contact the F.B.I.Copy !req
209. Or other law enforcement
agencies or. cutty.Copy !req
210. will be met with.Copy !req
211. And a large coke. No ice.Copy !req
212. Give it back.Copy !req
213. What happened?Copy !req
214. Did someone. Kidnap your guitar?Copy !req
215. A $12,0001967 flying v? Or something?Copy !req
216. Where'd you hide it?Copy !req
217. I'm flattered you would consider
me this bold and brilliant.Copy !req
218. No,'cause it
takes a cri—Copy !req
219. it takes a criminal mastermind to
pull off a heist from an unlocked,Copy !req
220. unguarded room down the hall.Copy !req
221. What do you want?Copy !req
222. Me? Nothing.Copy !req
223. But I'm sure the kidnapper
wants what every kidnapper wants.Copy !req
224. To see you interview five to seven
well-qualified fellowship candidates.Copy !req
225. I don't need a team.Copy !req
226. You were bouncing ideas off a janitor.Copy !req
227. And solved the case!Copy !req
228. Hi.Copy !req
229. I'm dr. Cuddy.Copy !req
230. If you can hear what
I'm saying, blink once.Copy !req
231. You can't talk right now. You
have a tube down your throat.Copy !req
232. And try not to move your head.Copy !req
233. You've been in a terrible accident.Copy !req
234. But it looks like you will
have no permanent injuries.Copy !req
235. You've had a bad
fever, but it's gone now.Copy !req
236. I've been here the whole
time,honey, okay? I'm not leaving.Copy !req
237. This is very important.Copy !req
238. I need you to blink one
for yes, twice for no.Copy !req
239. Were you seeing a psychiatrist?Copy !req
240. Were you on m.A.O. Inhibitors?
The antidepressant.Copy !req
241. Megan, it's okay. It doesn't
matter, okay?I love you.Copy !req
242. Honey? Honey, what's wrong?Copy !req
243. Megan, are you all right?Copy !req
244. What's happening? Are we upsetting her?Copy !req
245. Heart is beating too fast.Copy !req
246. - Get the family out of here.
- Megan?Copy !req
247. - Megan?
- Charging to 200.Copy !req
248. - Meg, meg.
- Megan.Copy !req
249. Clear!Copy !req
250. we shocked her back into sinus
rhythm, but she's still tachycardic.Copy !req
251. Fascinating.Copy !req
252. Equally fascinating is.Copy !req
253. why are you here?Copy !req
254. I was gonna leave you
alone if you won the bet.Copy !req
255. But you lost.Copy !req
256. I explained the fever.Copy !req
257. Which is all we were talking about.Copy !req
258. She confirmed the antidepressants.Copy !req
259. Go bet with someone else if you
want to explain the heart problems.Copy !req
260. She confirmed them by winking.Copy !req
261. Maybe there was a cute
guy across the room.Copy !req
262. She got better when I treated her.Copy !req
263. Even I'm not that cute.Copy !req
264. Two unrelated
symptoms, just a coincidence.Copy !req
265. Or you're grasping at straws to avoid
admitting you can't do this on your own.Copy !req
266. Fine, what explains the fever
and persistent tachycardia?Copy !req
267. Could be anything. Endocarditis.Copy !req
268. Nope. Fever, no infection.Copy !req
269. keep going, you're doing great.Copy !req
270. You win.Copy !req
271. - I don't believe you.
- I'm not gonna play this game.Copy !req
272. Just give me the damn resumes.Copy !req
273. And my guitar.Copy !req
274. I don't have it.Copy !req
275. Although I did hear some.Copy !req
276. plangent strumming from
under that couch earlier.Copy !req
277. This kidnapper isn't
just bold, he's diabolical.Copy !req
278. I guess he realized he probably
shouldn't give it back to youCopy !req
279. until after you've had the interviews.Copy !req
280. Huh, you didn't write anything.Copy !req
281. So what you're saying is, you didn't
find that one big explanation.Copy !req
282. cause there isn't one.Copy !req
283. Clever.Copy !req
284. Well, let's just say.Copy !req
285. your antidepressant theory
does explain the fever.Copy !req
286. What about the heart? And don't say a building fell on her.Copy !req
287. Okay.Copy !req
288. - A structure collapsed.
- Shut upCopy !req
289. come on, it fits.Copy !req
290. Hed musculature releases
potassium, causes v-tac.Copy !req
291. you'd think shd syndrome after
she was crushed, not two days later.Copy !req
292. Microvascular occlusions.Copy !req
293. Takes that long for
the blood to reperfuse.Copy !req
294. She'd have a baggy heart.Copy !req
295. Echo it to confirm.Copy !req
296. Is crush syndrome good or bad?Copy !req
297. Does it sound good?Copy !req
298. I mean, compared to the
other things it could be.Copy !req
299. There are no other things it could be.Copy !req
300. Then why are you testing her?Copy !req
301. Excellent question.Copy !req
302. What. What is it?Copy !req
303. The heart's fine.Copy !req
304. Why is she sweating?Copy !req
305. Her fever's back.Copy !req
306. Why would her fever be back?Copy !req
307. I can't say.Copy !req
308. You don't know?Copy !req
309. I know,I just can't say.Copy !req
310. 'Cause you'll hit me.Copy !req
311. Let's discuss this
in front of witnesses.Copy !req
312. The dt's?Copy !req
313. So she's an alcoholic now?Copy !req
314. Her first fever was from the
medication for her depression.Copy !req
315. Or you're wrong.Copy !req
316. The second fever was from the
self-medication for depression.Copy !req
317. This is insane.Copy !req
318. You don'think I would have
noticed her being constantly drunk?Copy !req
319. You were practically
living with sylvia plath.Copy !req
320. You didn't notice that.Copy !req
321. Tone it down or I will hit you.Copy !req
322. Fine,I'll do liver enzyme tests.Copy !req
323. lir zymes can also be elevated
from musculoskeletal trauma.Copy !req
324. They'd be there whether she had
a drinking problem or not.Copy !req
325. They don't know that.Copy !req
326. Just pretend to confirm.Copy !req
327. What's the treatment?Copy !req
328. She's not an alcoholic.Copy !req
329. Hair of the dog, iv alcohol.Copy !req
330. Taper it off after a few days.Copy !req
331. She's sick and
traumatized and half-dead.Copy !req
332. You wanna make her drunk.Copy !req
333. Just do it.Copy !req
334. You can't do this.Copy !req
335. We lived together, we
were gonna have kids.Copy !req
336. You barely even know her.Copy !req
337. Apparently, neither did you.Copy !req
338. Hello?Copy !req
339. Hi, could I speak to trevor. kaufman?Copy !req
340. Yo yo, it's trev. What up?Copy !req
341. This is dr. Gregory house.Copy !req
342. Can you come in tomorrow to interview?Copy !req
343. House? Are you serious? Awesome!Copy !req
344. Hey, dude,I got the house interview!Copy !req
345. oh, look at me!Copy !req
346. I got the house interview!Copy !req
347. dude, shut up! I'm on the phone!Copy !req
348. - Shut up!
- I'm so cool!Copy !req
349. Give me the phone back.
Give me the phone back!Copy !req
350. I got a page.Copy !req
351. No, you didn't.Copy !req
352. They called a code.Copy !req
353. No, they didn't.Copy !req
354. You got a page, but not from us.Copy !req
355. Did you ever see raid on entebbe?Copy !req
356. Yeah, in the end, they
release the hostages.Copy !req
357. How's that working for you?Copy !req
358. The ugandans played fair.Copy !req
359. They didn't move the
hostages on the israelis.Copy !req
360. Once again,I am in awe of the
kidnapper's tactical brilliance.Copy !req
361. What is el fuego del amor and
why do you need ten of them?Copy !req
362. It's a telanovela.Copy !req
363. I'm learning spanish.Copy !req
364. Say adios.Copy !req
365. Are you erasing my tivo?Copy !req
366. House, not the season finale.Copy !req
367. I don't negotiate with terrorists.Copy !req
368. I smoke them out of their hidey-holes.Copy !req
369. Do you know what terrorists
do when you don't negotiate?Copy !req
370. They terrorize.Copy !req
371. Bring it on.Copy !req
372. Fever's down.Copy !req
373. Sweating has abated.
Heart's working fine.Copy !req
374. I guess house was right. Again.Copy !req
375. That's good news, right?Copy !req
376. It is good news.Copy !req
377. So what does this
mean, she's an alcoholic?Copy !req
378. There's no other explanation?Copy !req
379. No, sorry.Copy !req
380. It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
381. Dr. Cuddy. She's doing this
thing with her mouth again.Copy !req
382. It's been on and off for
the last couple hours.Copy !req
383. Is she trying to talk?Copy !req
384. no.Copy !req
385. I think she's screaming.Copy !req
386. Morning!Copy !req
387. Where did you come from?Copy !req
388. Apes, if you believe the democrats.Copy !req
389. I heard you were there
when I was proven right.Copy !req
390. The alcohol treatment took away
the heart and fever problems.Copy !req
391. Yes,I was also there when
you were proven wrong.Copy !req
392. She'd been silently
screaming for two hours.Copy !req
393. Amylase and lipase are through the roof.Copy !req
394. She has pancreatitis.Copy !req
395. Iv alcohol can cause pancreatitis.Copy !req
396. Okay.Copy !req
397. - You're not gonna argue with me?
- Nope.Copy !req
398. - You think I'm right?
- Nope.Copy !req
399. - Why not?
- Nope.Copy !req
400. It's not really a yes or no question.Copy !req
401. Which is why I'm not answering it.Copy !req
402. - If it's not the iv alcohol, it's
gotta be— not interested.Copy !req
403. If I'm wrong, she's gonna die.Copy !req
404. Are you sure you're
still dean of medicine.Copy !req
405. I'm not interested in arguing because
I'm not interested in enabling you.Copy !req
406. You need someone to bounce ideas off of.Copy !req
407. You need a team.Copy !req
408. Don't follow me.Copy !req
409. M.A.O. Inhibitor caused the fever.Copy !req
410. Alcohol caused the pancreatitis.Copy !req
411. Alcohol withdrawal
caused the v-tach. Le."Copy !req
412. Your logic is irrefutable.Copy !req
413. you're wrong.Copy !req
414. Well, who are you gonna believe?Copy !req
415. A classic toy or a woman who,Copy !req
416. if she had any confidence in her ideas,Copy !req
417. wouldn't feel the need to
distract you with a water bra?Copy !req
418. Are you really just gonna
treat the pancreatitis?Copy !req
419. Are you here to enable me?Copy !req
420. I don't want her to die
because you're stubborn.Copy !req
421. Wow, so you can enable and
rationalize at the same time.Copy !req
422. Guess you are still dean of medicine.Copy !req
423. If you're right, then this guy,Copy !req
424. who's not an ass, who's not a
workaholic, who's not a sociopath,Copy !req
425. has somehow missed both her
depression and severe alcoholism.Copy !req
426. Yes, imagine that,a couple with secrets.Copy !req
427. Why would she lie?Copy !req
428. Okay, alcoholism you
don't wanna advertise.Copy !req
429. But...Copy !req
430. if you're right, there'd be an
abnormality on the pancreas.Copy !req
431. At least do an mri to confirm.Copy !req
432. Oh, my god.Copy !req
433. This guy means business.Copy !req
434. Or guys. Could be multiple guys.Copy !req
435. Or a gal. Who knows?Copy !req
436. All I can say is, this reeks of boldness.Copy !req
437. I am not hiring a team.Copy !req
438. You ever tighten a guitar
string really, really slowly?Copy !req
439. Past the point it can handle the strain?Copy !req
440. It makes this weird sound.Copy !req
441. Almost like a scream.Copy !req
442. I thought this was gonna be fun.Copy !req
443. I messed with you, you messed with me.Copy !req
444. Eventually, you give in.Copy !req
445. But you've shown a
startling lack of humor,Copy !req
446. which got me thinking.Copy !req
447. Oh, god.Copy !req
448. What's the real reason
you won't hire a team?Copy !req
449. I told you,I don't need a team.Copy !req
450. Then hire three people and
let 'em sit on their asses.Copy !req
451. That wouldn't be right.Copy !req
452. Three years ago, you hired
a team. What's changed?Copy !req
453. I have become a man of principle.Copy !req
454. I've gotten smarter.Copy !req
455. What answer will make socrates shut up?Copy !req
456. What's changed is, you
connected with a team.Copy !req
457. You worked with a team.Copy !req
458. And you lost a team.Copy !req
459. Damn.Copy !req
460. There's no abnormalities
in her pancreas.Copy !req
461. You fall in love, you get married.Copy !req
462. 50% chance it'll end in misery.Copy !req
463. Hiring employees can be even tougher.Copy !req
464. Because you
know,eventually, they're gonna leave.Copy !req
465. There's increased t2 signal
on her hepatic capsule.Copy !req
466. If you know what I mean.Copy !req
467. You got hurt.Copy !req
468. Get over it.Copy !req
469. Now, if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
470. my patient is about to start
bleeding out of her mouth and anus.Copy !req
471. Internal bleeding.Copy !req
472. Not anymore.Copy !req
473. Now it's all over the place.Copy !req
474. Why are you here?Copy !req
475. That's my patient down there.Copy !req
476. You're here because I'm here.Copy !req
477. I am done enabling you.Copy !req
478. I know.Copy !req
479. The alcohol didn't cause the
pancreatitis, the internal bleeding did.Copy !req
480. The question is, what caused
the internal bleeding?Copy !req
481. I hate myself.Copy !req
482. You do know that the patient
had a building land on her.Copy !req
483. Four days ago.Copy !req
484. Bleeding can start at any time.Copy !req
485. It's bleeding from five different sites.Copy !req
486. You think they
synchronized their watches?Copy !req
487. She got warfarin after her hip surgery.Copy !req
488. It's designed to mess
with bleeding patterns.Copy !req
489. Fever,heart, and bleeding.Copy !req
490. Three problems, three completely
different explanations.Copy !req
491. She must be the unluckiest
woman in the world.Copy !req
492. I only cling to this crazy theoryCopy !req
493. because it's been proven
right every step of the way.Copy !req
494. Each treatment worked.Copy !req
495. Yes, she looks perfectly healthy.Copy !req
496. This much bleeding is a
symptom of something more.Copy !req
497. And you need a teamCopy !req
498. because you're wrong and
you're gonna kill this woman.Copy !req
499. If I had a team, this
patient would be dead.Copy !req
500. Because they'd be here instead of meCopy !req
501. and they wouldn't notice the
size of this woman's uterus.Copy !req
502. Hi! How's it going?Copy !req
503. Mind if I observe?Copy !req
504. Got a big room up top
window just for that.Copy !req
505. Oh, stop that.Copy !req
506. You wanna look at vaginas, there
are websites for that.Copy !req
507. Think I'm made of money?Copy !req
508. Can you get him out of here?Copy !req
509. Enlarged uterus.Copy !req
510. Means that she was recently pregnant.Copy !req
511. She's a good liar, but I doubt she
could hide a baby from her boyfriend.Copy !req
512. Scraping in the uterus indicates
that she had an abortion.Copy !req
513. But nothing in her medical history.Copy !req
514. Only one reason to hide an abortion.Copy !req
515. Boyfriend wants babies, she doesn't.Copy !req
516. She's bleeding everywhere.Copy !req
517. Unless the guy was performing
an abortion with a shotgun...Copy !req
518. stop enabling him!Copy !req
519. It's not the abortion, it's
what she did after.Copy !req
520. The boyfriend would
have noticed condoms.Copy !req
521. He would notice abstinence.Copy !req
522. He would not notice the pill.Copy !req
523. Which means,I don't need a team!Copy !req
524. Hey, where's your
mother-in-common-law?Copy !req
525. Dr.House, this is doug mcmurtry.Copy !req
526. His girlfriend was
working with megan when...Copy !req
527. she's dead?Copy !req
528. She passed this morning.Copy !req
529. Well, then why are you still here?Copy !req
530. I need the old lady's
consent to do some treatment.Copy !req
531. What'd you find out?Copy !req
532. I wish I could tell you, but since
you're not legally related...Copy !req
533. What the hell did you find out?Copy !req
534. Your girlfriend had an abortion.Copy !req
535. See why I didn't tell you?Copy !req
536. I'd be insane to also tell
you that she's on the pill.Copy !req
537. No, she's not.Copy !req
538. If they'd known she was on it,Copy !req
539. they wouldn't have given her a
blood thinner after her hip surgery.Copy !req
540. The combination caused the bleeding.Copy !req
541. It's good news.It's treatable.Copy !req
542. Just give her tamoxifen.Copy !req
543. - Which is normally a breast cancer
- it's not true.Copy !req
544. 'Cause,uh, we wanna have kids.Copy !req
545. Huh.Copy !req
546. See,I already did the blood tests.Copy !req
547. And either she lied to
you, or her blood lied to us.Copy !req
548. Tell megan I'm glad she's gonna be okay.Copy !req
549. How are you doing?Copy !req
550. I got cancer.Copy !req
551. You're on an oncology ward.Copy !req
552. Everybody's got cancer.Copy !req
553. You want sympathy, you wanna try the
"hardly anything wrong with the woldCopy !req
554. in fact, why don't I
take you there right now?Copy !req
555. How sick are you?Can you walk?Copy !req
556. Are you a doctor?Copy !req
557. Admitted today.Copy !req
558. First day of a five day chemo course.Copy !req
559. Yeah, you can walk. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
560. Does dr. Wilson know you're here?Copy !req
561. Well, if he didn't, this
would be really stupid.Copy !req
562. 'Cause then he wouldn't
know where his patient was.Copy !req
563. He might think he no, the
room upstairs is bigger.Copy !req
564. It's got cable. Better
looking sponge bath nurses.Copy !req
565. If you feel sick, you call
me directly, not dr. Wilson.Copy !req
566. He's getting his last
set of hormone shots.Copy !req
567. You put her on tamoxifen?Copy !req
568. An anti-cancer drug?Copy !req
569. It blocks estrogen receptors.Copy !req
570. Does it also block breathing
and kidney function?Copy !req
571. She's crashing.Copy !req
572. Doesn't mean I was wrong.Copy !req
573. We're bringing his
patient over now, thanks.Copy !req
574. Anybody here a doctor?Copy !req
575. Kidney failure, spiking
fever, breathing difficulties.Copy !req
576. Any theories?Copy !req
577. Am I in an m. Night shyamalan movie?Copy !req
578. You're house, right?Copy !req
579. Okay,I assume you know me becauseCopy !req
580. I once insulted you, your
patient, or your relatives.Copy !req
581. If that's so,I apologize.I
was drunk that day.Copy !req
582. Patient initially presented
with crush injuries.Copy !req
583. I know you because
dr. Cuddy issued a memo.Copy !req
584. Telling to cooperate fully with me?Copy !req
585. Nope.Copy !req
586. I figured that was a long shot.Copy !req
587. Anybody here not get that memo?Copy !req
588. Fungal infection.Copy !req
589. Don't you have a patient?Copy !req
590. She shot herself in the
leg while high on meth.Copy !req
591. Wouldn't hurt her to be
in pain for a little while.Copy !req
592. Fungal infection would
be in her eyes by now.Copy !req
593. Haemophylus.Copy !req
594. Doesn't explain the remitting fever.Copy !req
595. You've heard... that I've
got a job opening, right?Copy !req
596. I just care about people.Copy !req
597. Acute respiratory distress syndrome.Copy !req
598. A.R.D.S. Doesn't explain anything.Copy !req
599. Except the breathing.Copy !req
600. If you care about people, you're
not getting the job.Copy !req
601. I was lying. Crush syndrome.Copy !req
602. Doesn't explain the breathing.Copy !req
603. What was the problem with A.R.D.S.?Copy !req
604. Only explained the breathing.Copy !req
605. And the crush syndrome?Copy !req
606. It didn't explain the breathing.Copy !req
607. You a fan of symmetry?Copy !req
608. Sure.Copy !req
609. Weird.Copy !req
610. 'Cause your eyes are lopsided.Copy !req
611. And by eyes,I mean breasts.Copy !req
612. A.R.D.SCopy !req
613. And crush syndrome, both
reactions to severe trauma.Copy !req
614. Why can't she have both?Copy !req
615. Because...Copy !req
616. because then there's
nothing we could do.Copy !req
617. Boy, you remind me of someone.Copy !req
618. Send me your resume.Copy !req
619. I'll put it on top of the pile
that I'm never gonna look at.Copy !req
620. I couldn't leave.Copy !req
621. You don't seem like the type of
person who would give up on giving up.Copy !req
622. I love her.Copy !req
623. You love somebody.Copy !req
624. Someone who didn't drink, who
wanted to have babies.Copy !req
625. And wasn't miserable.Copy !req
626. I know she lied, but...Copy !req
627. what are you doing?Copy !req
628. Why are you saying these things to him?Copy !req
629. The woman you love doesn't exist.Copy !req
630. This woman is dying.Copy !req
631. She has acute respiratory distress
syndrome and crush syndrome.Copy !req
632. Her body's basically giving up.Copy !req
633. We can keep her on supportive
dialysis and hope for the best.Copy !req
634. Never mind. She has a lump on her arm.Copy !req
635. Does that mean you're wrong?Copy !req
636. That would be good news for you guys.Copy !req
637. We'll know after the biopsy.Copy !req
638. - Which patient is that?
- Megan...Copy !req
639. - house's patient.
- Yep.Copy !req
640. Didn't you get my memo?Copy !req
641. Sure.Copy !req
642. Got both memos.Copy !req
643. Both.Copy !req
644. And the second memo said
to ignore the first memo?Copy !req
645. Yep.Copy !req
646. Seemed odd.Copy !req
647. Did an mri and...Copy !req
648. of course you did.Copy !req
649. What'd you find?Copy !req
650. It's kind of freaky. She's got
growths all over the place.Copy !req
651. She's got tumors?Copy !req
652. Not exactly.Copy !req
653. The growths are eosinophilic granulomas.Copy !req
654. They are usually from
allergic reactions.Copy !req
655. I'm putting her on steroids.Copy !req
656. Allergy to what? She
doesn't have allergies.Copy !req
657. We don't know.Copy !req
658. Unfortunately, the only
drug she's had enoughCopy !req
659. of to have this kind of
reaction is cephalosporin.Copy !req
660. And why is that unfortunate?Copy !req
661. Because she was on it two months ago.Copy !req
662. That's what you mean, right?Copy !req
663. She took it for strep throat, so
she can't be allergic to it.Copy !req
664. It would seem so.Copy !req
665. What is this hospital doing to her?Copy !req
666. She has had three
separate medical disasters.Copy !req
667. And now she's dying of an
allergy she can't possibly have!Copy !req
668. Mr. Lee,I just have to check...Copy !req
669. sam? Are you okay?Copy !req
670. What are you doing here?Copy !req
671. I was taking a nap.Copy !req
672. Where's my patient?Copy !req
673. You stole my patient.Copy !req
674. You kidnapped my guitar.Copy !req
675. Give him back.Copy !req
676. Only when you give her back.Copy !req
677. It's a she?Copy !req
678. Well, it's certainly not a dude.Copy !req
679. It's a guitar! You took a human being!Copy !req
680. Now who doesn't have a sense of humor?Copy !req
681. I'm monitoring the guy remotely.Copy !req
682. What are you, listening for
the distant sound of screaming?Copy !req
683. The nurses know to call me.Copy !req
684. They don't know who he is!Copy !req
685. His name's right there on the chart.Copy !req
686. Now go away.I'm working.Copy !req
687. They give him the wrong meds,Copy !req
688. who the hell knows what's gonna happen?Copy !req
689. House!Copy !req
690. Bad things would happen.Copy !req
691. He's in room 318.Copy !req
692. What are you— what
are you giving megan?Copy !req
693. Megan? Nothing.Copy !req
694. Nothing? What's going
on? What's wrong with her?Copy !req
695. Her? Nothing.Copy !req
696. Then why are you giving her drugs?Copy !req
697. Just some amphetamines to wake her up.Copy !req
698. Everything could be
explained by her lying to you.Copy !req
699. The antidepressants, the
drinking, the pill.Copy !req
700. Until now.Copy !req
701. Now she's allergic to something the
chart says she's not allergic to.Copy !req
702. That's not her lying, that's
the chart lying.Copy !req
703. Which doesn't make S.Copy !req
704. Do you know liz masters?Copy !req
705. No.Copy !req
706. That was her boyfriend who
you met outside the morgue.Copy !req
707. Mm.Copy !req
708. This is her chart.Copy !req
709. She's on M.A.O. Inhibitors
for depression.Copy !req
710. She's on the pill.Copy !req
711. She had an abortion a month ago.Copy !req
712. And she's allergic to cephalosporin.Copy !req
713. What's going on here?What,are
you saying this isn't megan?Copy !req
714. Yes.Copy !req
715. Ben.Copy !req
716. Since when?Copy !req
717. Since right before I began
pretending I loved it.Copy !req
718. She's the same size as
megan, same build, same hair color.Copy !req
719. They were both horribly
injured. Unrecognizably.Copy !req
720. Emt teams do not second
guess family members'Copy !req
721. identifications at accident scenes.Copy !req
722. No. Liz died yesterday. This isn't liz.Copy !req
723. I know megan.Copy !req
724. I know her hair.Copy !req
725. I know her hands.Copy !req
726. I know her smell. Oh.Copy !req
727. What's your name?Copy !req
728. Liz...Copy !req
729. oh, god!Copy !req
730. Your girlfriend never lied to you.Copy !req
731. I did it all by myself, mommy.Copy !req
732. You talking to me?Copy !req
733. Go away.Copy !req
734. I did it all by myself, mommy.Copy !req
735. How'd you know it was me?Copy !req
736. There's a scent given
off by wounded, feral cats.Copy !req
737. You were wrong.Copy !req
738. I got everything right.Copy !req
739. - Just treated the wrong
- they had a good relationship.Copy !req
740. He couldn't even identify her.Copy !req
741. And you were wrong about needing a team.Copy !req
742. She almost died.Copy !req
743. So I almost need a team.Copy !req
744. You were content with your
"people are idiots" theory.Copy !req
745. But cameron would
never have accepted thatCopy !req
746. this guy knew nothing
about the love of his life.Copy !req
747. And as soon as you claimed
it was multiple conditionsCopy !req
748. foreman would have done
anything to prove you wrong.Copy !req
749. And then chase would have done
anything to prove you right.Copy !req
750. Any one of them would
have solved this days ago.Copy !req
751. Hire a team.Copy !req
752. I don't care how you do it.Copy !req
753. Just do it.Copy !req
754. sometimes,I am wrong.Copy !req
755. I have a gift for observation.Copy !req
756. For reading people in situations.Copy !req
757. But sometimes,I am wrong.Copy !req
758. This will be the longest
job interview of your life.Copy !req
759. I will test you in ways
that you will often considerCopy !req
760. unfair,demeaning, and illegal.Copy !req
761. And you will often be right.Copy !req
762. Look to your left.Copy !req
763. Now look to your right.Copy !req
764. By the end of six weeks, one
of you will be gone.Copy !req
765. As will 28 more of you.Copy !req
766. Wear a cup.Copy !req