1. Yeah, I said I'm sorry.
I'm just not feeling too hot.Copy !req
2. You're sneezing,
you can do that in a movie theater.Copy !req
3. Yeah, and I will be in a nice soft chair
when I collapse. I'm exhausted Dave.Copy !req
4. Come on.
We're gonna be late.Copy !req
5. Episode four,
never comes to the big screen.Copy !req
6. This is the pre-lucas-ized version,
remember?Copy !req
7. None of that greedo shooting first crap.Copy !req
8. Go without me.Copy !req
9. What are you talking about?
You love Star Wars.Copy !req
10. Don't you?Copy !req
11. Ben.Copy !req
12. - Since when?
- Since just beforeCopy !req
13. I started pretending I loved it.Copy !req
14. I'm sorry.
I was just trying to be supportive.Copy !req
15. Fine.
I'll go alone.Copy !req
16. - Baby, I'm sorry.
- Me too.Copy !req
17. I'm so woozy I can hardly think.Copy !req
18. We'll hang out at home.Copy !req
19. No, you should go.Copy !req
20. Did you just feel something?Copy !req
21. Feel?
Like what?Copy !req
22. - Is there an earthquake?
- In New Jersey?Copy !req
23. - Oh, God.
- What?Copy !req
24. I think I'm, like,Copy !req
25. hallucinating.Copy !req
26. Call 911.Copy !req
27. swsub. Com
BlueDoc, oAkaZaboCopy !req
28. 26-year-old female,Copy !req
29. gamain exploded under her building.
She was pulled out of the rubbleCopy !req
30. after six hours.Copy !req
31. Two surgeries for multiple
fractures and burns.Copy !req
32. I'm thinking the broken bonesCopy !req
33. are a response to the building
falling on her head.Copy !req
34. And the fever?Copy !req
35. She's the only collapse victim
whose body temperature...Copy !req
36. Put her on antipyrectics.Copy !req
37. Already have.Copy !req
38. The fever is holding at 104.Copy !req
39. Fluctuating consciousness.Copy !req
40. I can't take the case.
I don't have a team.Copy !req
41. So hire a team.Copy !req
42. What for?
I don't have a case.Copy !req
43. Have you even interviewed anybody?Copy !req
44. You test drive a car before you buy it.Copy !req
45. You have sex before you get married,Copy !req
46. I can't hire a team based
on a ten-minute interview.Copy !req
47. What if I don't like
having sex with them?Copy !req
48. You've spent the last two weeks
doing absolutely nothing.Copy !req
49. Concert is over.Copy !req
50. In what
twisted universe does masteringCopy !req
51. Eddie Van Halen's two-handed arpeggioCopy !req
52. technique count as absolutely nothing?Copy !req
53. Take the case or you will
spend the next monthCopy !req
54. helping the collapse
team change bandages.Copy !req
55. I diagnose her.Copy !req
56. Alone.Copy !req
57. By the end of the day,Copy !req
58. you go away for a week.Copy !req
59. Done.Copy !req
60. It's not gonna work.Copy !req
61. If he solves the case, we cure the girl.Copy !req
62. And prove he doesn't need a team.Copy !req
63. He's not gonna solve the case.
Not that fast.Copy !req
64. Why not.Copy !req
65. Because he needs a team!
And this'll prove to him.Copy !req
66. You wanna change his mind
about something you needCopy !req
67. a more convincing argument
and "you promised."Copy !req
68. Fever,Copy !req
69. non-responsive to antibiotics
and antipyretics.Copy !req
70. Fluctuating consciousness.Copy !req
71. Go!Copy !req
72. You talking to me?Copy !req
73. Yes.Copy !req
74. Imagine thatCopy !req
75. the roof of the storage closetCopy !req
76. collapses on your favorite
floor buffer.Copy !req
77. Which then starts overheating.Copy !req
78. Why would I have
a favorite floor buffer?Copy !req
79. Okay.Copy !req
80. Maybe the electrical works got bangedCopy !req
81. up in there from stuff falling on it.Copy !req
82. Interesting.Copy !req
83. Brain damage leading to
hypothalamic dysregulation.Copy !req
84. If you're brought in covered in rubble,Copy !req
85. it's all about the MRI's.
We'd have seen that. Come on!Copy !req
86. You gotta earn that fiver.Copy !req
87. Or stuffCopy !req
88. leaked in the holes,
messing it up.Copy !req
89. Lacerations leave multiple
portals for infection.Copy !req
90. Bacterial would have
responded to the antibiotics.Copy !req
91. Too high for viral.Copy !req
92. Parasites or Fungus is possible.Copy !req
93. Or maybe Lupus.Copy !req
94. My grandma has Lupus.Copy !req
95. Okay, autoimmune.Copy !req
96. I'll run a lupus panel.
Infection fits best.Copy !req
97. Complete history would be helpful.Copy !req
98. Which leads to the
worst part of the job.Copy !req
99. Dealing with the floor buffer's family.Copy !req
100. We talked every couple of weeks,Copy !req
101. but ben would know better than I...Copy !req
102. No farms, no travel anywhere weird.Copy !req
103. You get that, Dr. Buffer?Copy !req
104. No travel, no farm.Copy !req
105. The file says she was sick
before the building collapsed.Copy !req
106. I figured it was just a cold.Copy !req
107. Why do you think's related?Copy !req
108. Her being sick and her being sick?Copy !req
109. Often is.Copy !req
110. She was unconscious when I found her.Copy !req
111. We'd been fighting.Copy !req
112. I just want to...Copy !req
113. Just tell me she's gonna be okay.Copy !req
114. I'm not even sure you're gonna be okay.Copy !req
115. We're gonna make her all better.Copy !req
116. Showoff.Copy !req
117. You oughta be nicer to people.Copy !req
118. Where are we going?Copy !req
119. You know how the laughter
of little children is infectious?Copy !req
120. Parasites and Fungi are even more so.Copy !req
121. We're gonna find out which one
is making her brain bubble over.Copy !req
122. Where, the building?Copy !req
123. EPA's doing that job for us.Copy !req
124. They say it's clean.Copy !req
125. Which means we're making a pil
grimage to castle blackberry.Copy !req
126. Her name's Bradbury.Copy !req
127. - I should ask them for keys.
- No need.Copy !req
128. I'm sure we can find
a large rock somewhere.Copy !req
129. I'm not breaking in to somebody's house.Copy !req
130. I got principles.Copy !req
131. I got some loose change
here says you don't.Copy !req
132. I'm not doing this.Copy !req
133. For less than a 50.Copy !req
134. Where's the restaurant?Copy !req
135. What restaurant?Copy !req
136. The one you said you were
taking me to for lunch.Copy !req
137. This one's Homier.Copy !req
138. Dibs on the cold pizza.Copy !req
139. I'm sure it looked easier on youtube.Copy !req
140. You don't need a team.Copy !req
141. You can't even get arrested
without company.Copy !req
142. You're right.
Only one solution.Copy !req
143. Never replace them.
Ever.Copy !req
144. Do you need help?Copy !req
145. Patronize the poor cripple.Copy !req
146. - Let me get that.
- I got it.Copy !req
147. Will you...
Let me...Copy !req
148. Just let me get it.Copy !req
149. I'll check the bedroom.Copy !req
150. Some interesting mold
on the windowsill here!Copy !req
151. It's gonna take me a while.Copy !req
152. I'll cover the bathroom.Copy !req
153. She had a secret diary.Copy !req
154. Is there any other kind?Copy !req
155. What are you doing?Copy !req
156. There's a sale on liquid tide.Copy !req
157. If you're broke, I can lend you
a tiny bit of the money I owe you.Copy !req
158. No, no, I wouldn't put you
in that position.Copy !req
159. What does the diary say?Copy !req
160. It's basically a list
of her sexual encounters.Copy !req
161. Boys, girls, vibrating appliances.Copy !req
162. If it was, you'd be quoting,
not summarizing.Copy !req
163. This is a parade of sad banalities.Copy !req
164. "I can hardly get out of bed.Copy !req
165. Feeling blue." Then, three months ago,Copy !req
166. turns into a parade of happy banalities.Copy !req
167. "Starting to turn the corner.Copy !req
168. Job's looking up."Copy !req
169. We can stop swabbing.
Her clich's are getting healthier.Copy !req
170. Or she's less depressed.Copy !req
171. - Aren't there pills that do that?
- Antidepressants don't cause fever.Copy !req
172. Not on their own.Copy !req
173. But the ER didn't know
she was on MAO inhibitors,Copy !req
174. so they gave her demerol.Copy !req
175. It's a nasty combo.Copy !req
176. So all you have to do
is convince this kidCopy !req
177. that his girlfriend had a secret doctor,Copy !req
178. and a secret stash, and a secret life.Copy !req
179. It's been a while since a patient took
a swing at you. Can I watch?Copy !req
180. I only have to convince the mother.Copy !req
181. Actually...Copy !req
182. I don't have to convince anyone.Copy !req
183. This it total crap.Copy !req
184. If she was seeing a psychiatrist,
I'd know.Copy !req
185. If she was on drugs, I'd know.Copy !req
186. Mrs. Bradbury, please sign the formCopy !req
187. so we can start the dialysis.Copy !req
188. But why antidepressants?Copy !req
189. I don't understand!Copy !req
190. Mrs. Bradbury, please sign the forms
so we can start the dialysis.Copy !req
191. Stop saying that.Copy !req
192. Dr. Buffer, what is going on?Copy !req
193. What aren't you telling us?Copy !req
194. He's a janitor?Copy !req
195. More significantly, a blabbermouth.Copy !req
196. House, shut up!Copy !req
197. I am very sorry
how Dr. House handled this.Copy !req
198. It is completely unforgivable.Copy !req
199. Except if he's right.Copy !req
200. Dialysis will filter her blood.Copy !req
201. There's nothing to filter.Copy !req
202. Save her life.Copy !req
203. She wasn't depressed.Copy !req
204. I'm miserable around Ben.Copy !req
205. Not me.
I like Ben.Copy !req
206. February 12th.Copy !req
207. Either she's depressed,
or she just thinks you're a jerk.Copy !req
208. Neither suggests that you should be
the one directing her medical treatment.Copy !req
209. Does the diary say my
daughter's taking these drugs?Copy !req
210. No, but medically...Copy !req
211. Did you find drugs in their home?Copy !req
212. She's probably hiding them in her purse.Copy !req
213. I thought it would be rude to go
searching under 1,000 tons of rubble.Copy !req
214. This was months ago. We were in a fight.
Doesn't mean she's depressed,Copy !req
215. and doesn't mean she doesn't love me.Copy !req
216. Fine, maybe the diary proves nothing.
On the other hand, half the country'sCopy !req
217. on antidepressants.Copy !req
218. And it fits her symptoms perfectly.Copy !req
219. No ring on your daughter's finger
means you make the decisions.Copy !req
220. I'm not...Copy !req
221. sure that I know her
well enough anymore.Copy !req
222. You really wanna risk her lifeCopy !req
223. on how wellheknows her?Copy !req
224. You idiot.Copy !req
225. Listen carefully,
and no one will get hurt.Copy !req
226. You must follow these instructions.Copy !req
227. Any attempt to contact the FBI.Copy !req
228. Or other law enforcement agenciesCopy !req
229. or... Cutty...Copy !req
230. Will be met with...Copy !req
231. A large Coke.Copy !req
232. No ice.Copy !req
233. Give it back.Copy !req
234. What happened?Copy !req
235. Did someone...Copy !req
236. Kidnap your guitar?Copy !req
237. A $12,0001967 flying V?Copy !req
238. - Or something?
- Where'd you hide it?Copy !req
239. I'm flattered you would consider
me this bold and brilliant.Copy !req
240. No, 'cause it takes...Copy !req
241. It takes a criminal mastermindCopy !req
242. to pull off a heist from an unlocked,
unguarded room down the hall.Copy !req
243. What do you want?Copy !req
244. Me? Nothing.Copy !req
245. But I'm sure the kidnapper wants
what every kidnapper wants.Copy !req
246. To see you interview five to sevenCopy !req
247. well-qualified fellowship candidates.Copy !req
248. I don't need a team.Copy !req
249. You were bouncing ideas off a janitor.Copy !req
250. And solved the case!Copy !req
251. Hi.Copy !req
252. I'm Dr. Cuddy.Copy !req
253. If you can hear what I'm saying,
blink once.Copy !req
254. You can't talk right now.
You have a tube down your throatCopy !req
255. and try not to move your head.Copy !req
256. You've been in a terrible accident.Copy !req
257. But it looks like you will haveCopy !req
258. no permanent injuries.Copy !req
259. You've had a bad fever,
but it's gone now.Copy !req
260. I've been here the whole time,
honey, okay? I'm not leaving.Copy !req
261. This is very important.Copy !req
262. I need you to blink one for yes,Copy !req
263. twice for no.Copy !req
264. Were you seeing a psychiatrist?Copy !req
265. Were you on MAO Inhibitors?Copy !req
266. The antidepressant.Copy !req
267. Megan, it's okay.
It doesn't matter, okay?Copy !req
268. I love you.Copy !req
269. Honey?
Honey, what's wrong?Copy !req
270. Megan, are you all right?Copy !req
271. What's happening?
Are we upsetting her?Copy !req
272. Heart is beating too fast.
Get the family out of here.Copy !req
273. Charging to 200.Copy !req
274. Clear!Copy !req
275. We shocked her back into sinus rhythm,
but she's still tachycardic.Copy !req
276. Fascinating.
Equally fascinating is...Copy !req
277. Why are you here?Copy !req
278. I was gonna leave you
alone if you won the bet.Copy !req
279. But you lost.Copy !req
280. I explained the fever.Copy !req
281. Which is all we were talking about.Copy !req
282. She confirmed the antidepressants.Copy !req
283. Go bet with someone else if you want
to explain the heart problems.Copy !req
284. She confirmed them by winking.Copy !req
285. Maybe there was a cute
guy across the room.Copy !req
286. She got better when I treated her.
Even I'm not that cute.Copy !req
287. Two unrelated symptoms,
just a coincidence.Copy !req
288. Or you're grasping at straws
to avoid admittingCopy !req
289. - you can't do this on your own.
- Fine, what explains the feverCopy !req
290. and persistent tachycardia?Copy !req
291. Could be anything.Copy !req
292. - Endocarditis.
- Nope. Fever, no infection.Copy !req
293. Keep going, you're doing great.Copy !req
294. You win.Copy !req
295. I don't believe you.Copy !req
296. I'm not gonna play this game.
Just give me the damn resumes.Copy !req
297. And my guitar.Copy !req
298. I don't have it.Copy !req
299. Although I did hear some...Copy !req
300. Plangent strumming
from under that couch earlier.Copy !req
301. This kidnapper isn't just bold,
he's diabolical.Copy !req
302. I guess he realized
he probably shouldn'tCopy !req
303. give it back to you until afterCopy !req
304. you've had the interviews.Copy !req
305. You didn't write anything.Copy !req
306. So what you're saying is you didn't find
that one big explanation...Copy !req
307. 'Cause there isn't one.Copy !req
308. - Clever.
- Well, let's just say...Copy !req
309. Your antidepressant theory
does explain the fever.Copy !req
310. What about the heart?
And don't say a building fell on her.Copy !req
311. Okay...Copy !req
312. - A structure collapsed...
- Shut up.Copy !req
313. Come on, it fits.
Crushed musculature releases potassium,Copy !req
314. causes V-TAC...Copy !req
315. You'd think she'd get crushed syndrome
after she was crushed, not 2 days later.Copy !req
316. Microvascular occlusions.Copy !req
317. Takes that long
for the blood to reperfuse.Copy !req
318. She'd have a baggy heart.Copy !req
319. Echo it to confirm.Copy !req
320. Is crush syndrome good or bad?Copy !req
321. Does it sound good?Copy !req
322. I mean, compared to the
other things it could be.Copy !req
323. - There are no other things it could be.
- Then why are you testing her?Copy !req
324. Excellent question.Copy !req
325. What... What is it?Copy !req
326. The heart's fine.Copy !req
327. Why is she sweating?Copy !req
328. - Her fever's back.
- Why would her fever be back?Copy !req
329. I can't say.Copy !req
330. You don't know?Copy !req
331. I know, I just can't say.Copy !req
332. 'Cause you'll hit me.Copy !req
333. Let's discuss this
in front of witnesses.Copy !req
334. The DT's?Copy !req
335. So she's an alcoholic now?Copy !req
336. Her first fever was from the medication
for her depression.Copy !req
337. Or you're wrong.Copy !req
338. The second fever was from
the self-medication for depression.Copy !req
339. This is insane.Copy !req
340. You don't think I would have noticed her
being constantly drunk?Copy !req
341. You were practically
living with Sylvia Plath.Copy !req
342. - You didn't notice that.
- Tone it down or I will hit you.Copy !req
343. Fine, I'll do liver enzyme tests.Copy !req
344. Liver enzymes can also be elevated
from musculoskeletal trauma.Copy !req
345. They'd be there whether she had
a drinking problem or not.Copy !req
346. They don't know that.Copy !req
347. Just pretend to confirm.Copy !req
348. What's the treatment?Copy !req
349. She's not an alcoholic.Copy !req
350. Hair of the dog, IV alcohol.Copy !req
351. Taper it off after a few days.Copy !req
352. She's sick and traumatized
and half-dead.Copy !req
353. You wanna make her drunk.Copy !req
354. Just do it.Copy !req
355. You can't do this.Copy !req
356. We lived together, we were gonna
have kids. You barely even know her.Copy !req
357. Apparently, neither did you.Copy !req
358. Hello?Copy !req
359. Hi, could I speak to trevor... Kaufman?Copy !req
360. Yo yo, it's Trev.Copy !req
361. What up?Copy !req
362. This is Dr. Gregory House.Copy !req
363. Can you come in tomorrow to interview?Copy !req
364. House?
Are you serious?Copy !req
365. Awesome!Copy !req
366. - Hey, dude, I got the House interview!
- Oh, look at me!Copy !req
367. - I got the house interview!
- Dude, shut up! I'm on the phone!Copy !req
368. - Shut up!
- I'm so cool!Copy !req
369. Give me the phone back!Copy !req
370. I got a page.Copy !req
371. - No, you didn't.
- They called a code.Copy !req
372. No, they didn't.Copy !req
373. You got a page, but not from us.Copy !req
374. Did you ever see raid on entebbe?Copy !req
375. Yeah, in the end,
they release the hostages.Copy !req
376. How's that working for you?Copy !req
377. The ugandans played fair.Copy !req
378. They didn't move
the hostages on the Israelis.Copy !req
379. Once again, I am in awe
of the kidnapper's tactical brilliance.Copy !req
380. What is el fuego del amor and why
do you need ten of them?Copy !req
381. It's a...
It's a telanovela.Copy !req
382. I'm learning spanish.Copy !req
383. Say adios.Copy !req
384. Are you erasing my tivo?Copy !req
385. - House, not the season finale.
- I don't negotiate with terrorists.Copy !req
386. I smoke them out of their hidey-holes.Copy !req
387. Do you know what terrorists do
when you don't negotiate?Copy !req
388. They terrorize.Copy !req
389. Bring it on.Copy !req
390. Fever's down.Copy !req
391. Sweating has abated.
Heart's working fine.Copy !req
392. I guess House was right.Copy !req
393. Again.Copy !req
394. That's good news, rlght?Copy !req
395. It is good news.Copy !req
396. So what does this mean,
she's an alcoholic?Copy !req
397. There's no other explanation?Copy !req
398. No, sorry.Copy !req
399. It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
400. She's doing this thing
with her mouth again.Copy !req
401. It's been on and off
for the last couple hours.Copy !req
402. Is she trying to talk?Copy !req
403. No.Copy !req
404. I think she's screaming.Copy !req
405. Morning!Copy !req
406. Where did you come from?Copy !req
407. Apes, if you believe the democrats.Copy !req
408. I heard you were there
when I was proven right.Copy !req
409. The alcohol treatment took away
the heart and fever problems.Copy !req
410. Yes, was also there
when you were proven wrong.Copy !req
411. She'd been silently screaming
for two hours.Copy !req
412. Amylase and lipase are through the roof.Copy !req
413. She has pancreatitis.Copy !req
414. IV alcohol can cause pareatitis.Copy !req
415. Okay.Copy !req
416. - You're not gonna argue with me?
- Nope.Copy !req
417. - You think I'm right?
- Nope.Copy !req
418. - Why not?
- Nope.Copy !req
419. It's not really a yes or no question.Copy !req
420. Which is why I'm not answering it.Copy !req
421. If it's not the IV alcohol,Copy !req
422. - it's gotta be...
- Not interested.Copy !req
423. If I'm wrong,Copy !req
424. she's gonna die.Copy !req
425. Are you sure you're still
dean of medicine.Copy !req
426. I'm not interested in arguing because
I'm not interested in enabling you.Copy !req
427. You need someone to bounce ideas off of.Copy !req
428. You need a team.Copy !req
429. Don't follow me.Copy !req
430. MAO Inhibitor caused the fever.Copy !req
431. Alcohol caused the pancreatitis.
Alcohol withdrawal caused the V-Tach.Copy !req
432. Your logic is irrefutable.Copy !req
433. You're wrong.Copy !req
434. Well, who are you gonna believe?
A classic toy or a woman who,Copy !req
435. if she had any confidence in her ideas,
wouldn't feel the need to distract youCopy !req
436. with a water bra?Copy !req
437. Are you really just gonna
treat the pancreatitis?Copy !req
438. Are you here to enable me?Copy !req
439. I don't want her to die
because you're stubborn.Copy !req
440. So you can enable and rationalize
at the same time.Copy !req
441. - Guess you are still dean of medicine.
- If you're right, then this guy,Copy !req
442. who's not an ass,
who's not a workaholic,Copy !req
443. who's not a sociopath,
has somehow missedCopy !req
444. both her depression
and severe alcoholism.Copy !req
445. Yes, imagine that,
a couple with secrets.Copy !req
446. Why would she lie?Copy !req
447. Okay, alcoholism you don't
wanna advertise, but...Copy !req
448. If you're right, there'd be
an abnormality on the pancreas.Copy !req
449. At least do an MRI to confirm.Copy !req
450. Oh, my God.Copy !req
451. This guy means business.Copy !req
452. Or guys.
Could be multiple guys.Copy !req
453. Or a gal.Copy !req
454. Who knows?Copy !req
455. All I can say is,
this reeks of boldness.Copy !req
456. I am not hiring a team.Copy !req
457. You ever tighten a guitar string
really, really slowly?Copy !req
458. Past the point it can handle the strain?Copy !req
459. It makes this weirdCopy !req
460. sound.Copy !req
461. Almost like a scream.Copy !req
462. I thought this was gonna be fun.Copy !req
463. I messed with you, you messed with me.Copy !req
464. Eventually, you give in.Copy !req
465. But you've shown
a startling lack of humor,Copy !req
466. which got me thinking.Copy !req
467. Oh, God.Copy !req
468. What's the real reason
you won't hire a team?Copy !req
469. I told you, I don't need a team.Copy !req
470. Then hire three people and let 'em
sit on their asses.Copy !req
471. - That wouldn't be right.
- Three years ago, you hired a team.Copy !req
472. What's changed?Copy !req
473. I have become a man of principle.Copy !req
474. I've gotten smarter.Copy !req
475. What answer will make socrates shut up?Copy !req
476. What's changed is,
you hired with a team.Copy !req
477. You connected with a team,
you work with a team,Copy !req
478. and you lost the team.Copy !req
479. Damn.Copy !req
480. There's no abnormalities
in her pancreas.Copy !req
481. You fall in love, you get married.Copy !req
482. 50% chance it'll end in misery.Copy !req
483. Hiring employees can be even tougher.
Because you know, eventually,Copy !req
484. they're gonna leave.Copy !req
485. There's increased T2 signal
on her hepatic capsule.Copy !req
486. If you know what I mean.Copy !req
487. You got hurt.Copy !req
488. Get over it.Copy !req
489. Now, if you'll excuse me, my patientCopy !req
490. is about to start bleeding
out of her mouth and anus.Copy !req
491. Internal bleeding.Copy !req
492. Not anymore.Copy !req
493. Now it's all over the place.Copy !req
494. Why are you here?Copy !req
495. That's my patient down there.Copy !req
496. You're here because I'm here.Copy !req
497. I am done enabling you.Copy !req
498. I know.Copy !req
499. The alcohol didn't cause the
pancreatitis, the internal bleeding did.Copy !req
500. The question is what caused the internal
bleeding? I hate myself.Copy !req
501. You do know that the patient
had a building land on her.Copy !req
502. - Four days ago.
- Bleeding can start at any time.Copy !req
503. It's bleeding from five different sites.Copy !req
504. You think they synchronized
their watches?Copy !req
505. She got warfarin after her hip surgery.Copy !req
506. It's designed
to mess with bleeding patterns.Copy !req
507. Fever, heart, and bleeding.Copy !req
508. Three problems,
three completely different explanations.Copy !req
509. She must be the
unluckiest woman in the world.Copy !req
510. I only cling to this crazy theory
because it's been proven rightCopy !req
511. every step of the way.
Each treatment worked.Copy !req
512. Yes, she looks perfectly healthy.Copy !req
513. This much bleeding is a symptom
of something more.Copy !req
514. And you need a team because you're wrong
and you're gonna kill this woman.Copy !req
515. If I had a team,
this patient would be dead.Copy !req
516. Because they'd be here instead of me
and they wouldn't notice the sizeCopy !req
517. of this woman's uterus.Copy !req
518. Hi!Copy !req
519. How's it going?Copy !req
520. Mind if I observe?Copy !req
521. Got a big room up top window
just for that.Copy !req
522. Stop that.Copy !req
523. You wanna look at vaginas,
there are websites for that.Copy !req
524. Think I'm made of money?Copy !req
525. Can you get him out of here?Copy !req
526. Enlarged uterus.Copy !req
527. Means that she was recently pregnant.Copy !req
528. She's a good liar, but I doubt she could
hide a baby from her boyfriend.Copy !req
529. Scraping in the uterus indicates
that she had an abortion.Copy !req
530. But nothing in her medical history.
Only one reason to hide an abortion.Copy !req
531. Boyfriend wants babies, she doesn't.Copy !req
532. She's bleeding everywhere.
Unless the guy was performingCopy !req
533. an abortion with a shotgun...Copy !req
534. Stop enabling him!Copy !req
535. It's not the abortion,
it's what she did after.Copy !req
536. The boyfriend
would have noticed condoms.Copy !req
537. He would notice abstinence.Copy !req
538. He would not notice the pill.Copy !req
539. Which means,
I don't need a team!Copy !req
540. Where's your mother-in-common-law?Copy !req
541. Dr. House, this is Doug Mcmurtry.Copy !req
542. His girlfriend was working
with megan when...Copy !req
543. She's dead?Copy !req
544. She passed this morning.Copy !req
545. Well, then why are you still here?Copy !req
546. I need the old lady's consent
to do some treatment.Copy !req
547. What'd you find out?Copy !req
548. I wish I could tell you, but since
you're not legally related...Copy !req
549. What the hell did you find out?Copy !req
550. Your girlfriend had an abortion.Copy !req
551. See why I didn't tell you?Copy !req
552. I'd be insane to also tell you
that she's on the pill.Copy !req
553. No, she's not.Copy !req
554. If they'd known she was on it, they
wouldn't have given her a blood thinnerCopy !req
555. after her hip surgery.Copy !req
556. The combination caused the bleeding.Copy !req
557. It's good news.
It's treatable.Copy !req
558. Just give her tamoxifen.Copy !req
559. - Which is normally a breast cancer...
- It's not true.Copy !req
560. 'Cause, we wanna have kids.Copy !req
561. See, I already did the blood tests.Copy !req
562. And either she lied to you,
or her blood lied to us.Copy !req
563. Tell megan I'm glad she's gonna be okay.Copy !req
564. How are you doing?Copy !req
565. I got cancer.Copy !req
566. You're on an oncology ward.Copy !req
567. Everybody's got cancer.Copy !req
568. You want sympathy, you wanna try the
hardly anything wrong with the woldCopy !req
569. in fact,
why don't I take you there right now?Copy !req
570. How sick are you?
Can you walk?Copy !req
571. Are you a doctor?Copy !req
572. Admitted today.Copy !req
573. First day of a five day chemo course.
Yeah, you can walk.Copy !req
574. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
575. Does Dr. Wilson know you're here?Copy !req
576. Well, if he didn't,
this would be really stupid.Copy !req
577. Cause then he wouldn't know
where his patient was.Copy !req
578. He might think he no,Copy !req
579. the room upstairs is bigger.Copy !req
580. It's got cable.
Better looking sponge bath nurses.Copy !req
581. If you feel sick,
you call me directly, not Dr. Wilson.Copy !req
582. He's getting his last
set of hormone shots.Copy !req
583. You put her on tamoxifen?Copy !req
584. An anti-cancer drug?Copy !req
585. - It blocks estrogen receptors.
- Does it also block breathingCopy !req
586. and kidney function?Copy !req
587. She's crashing.Copy !req
588. Doesn't mean I was wrong.Copy !req
589. We're bringing his patient over now,
thanks.Copy !req
590. Anybody here a doctor?Copy !req
591. Kidney failure, spiking fever,
breathing difficulties.Copy !req
592. Any theories?Copy !req
593. Am I in an M. Night shyamalan movie?Copy !req
594. You're house,
right?Copy !req
595. Okay, I assume you know me
because I once insulted you,Copy !req
596. your patient, or your relatives.Copy !req
597. If that's so, I apologize.
I was drunk that day.Copy !req
598. Patient initially presented
with crush injuries.Copy !req
599. I know you because
Dr. Cuddy issued a memo.Copy !req
600. Telling to cooperate fully with me?Copy !req
601. Nope.Copy !req
602. I figured that was a long shot.Copy !req
603. Anybody here not get that memo?Copy !req
604. Fungal in fection.Copy !req
605. Don't you have a patient?Copy !req
606. She shot herself in the
leg while high on meth.Copy !req
607. Wouldn't hurt her to be
in pain for a little while.Copy !req
608. Fungal infection would
be in her eyes by now.Copy !req
609. Haemophylus.Copy !req
610. Doesn't explain the remitting fever.Copy !req
611. You've heard...Copy !req
612. That I've got a job opening, right?Copy !req
613. I just care about people.Copy !req
614. Acute respiratory distress syndrome.Copy !req
615. A.R.D.S. Doesn't explain anything.Copy !req
616. Except the breathing.Copy !req
617. If you care about people,
you're not getting the job.Copy !req
618. I was lying.
Crush syndrome.Copy !req
619. Doesn't explain the breathing.Copy !req
620. - What was the problem with A.R.D.S.?
- Only explained the breathing.Copy !req
621. - And the crush syndrome?
- It didn't explain the breathing.Copy !req
622. You a fan of symmetry?Copy !req
623. Sure.Copy !req
624. Weird.Copy !req
625. Cause your eyes are lopsided.Copy !req
626. And by eyes,
I mean breasts.Copy !req
627. ARDSCopy !req
628. And crush syndrome,Copy !req
629. both reactions to severe trauma.
Why can't she have both?Copy !req
630. Because...Copy !req
631. Because then
there's nothing we could do.Copy !req
632. Boy, you remind me of someone.Copy !req
633. Send me your resume.Copy !req
634. I'll put it on top of the pile
that I'm never gonna look at.Copy !req
635. I couldn't leave.Copy !req
636. You don't seem like the type of person
who would give up on giving up.Copy !req
637. I love her.Copy !req
638. You love somebody.Copy !req
639. Someone who didn't drink,Copy !req
640. who wanted to have babies.Copy !req
641. And wasn't miserable.Copy !req
642. I know she lied, but...Copy !req
643. What are you doing?Copy !req
644. Why are you saying these things to him?Copy !req
645. The woman you love doesn't exist.Copy !req
646. This woman is dying.Copy !req
647. She has acute respiratory distress
syndrome and crush syndrome.Copy !req
648. Her body's basically giving up.Copy !req
649. We can keep her on supportive
dialysis and hope for the best.Copy !req
650. Never mind.Copy !req
651. She has a lump on her arm.Copy !req
652. Does that mean you're wrong?Copy !req
653. That would be good news for you guys.Copy !req
654. We'll know after the biopsy.Copy !req
655. Which patient is that?Copy !req
656. - Megan...
- House's patient.Copy !req
657. Yep.Copy !req
658. Didn't you get my memo?Copy !req
659. - Sure.
- Got both memos.Copy !req
660. Both.Copy !req
661. And the second memo said to
ignore the first memo?Copy !req
662. Yep.Copy !req
663. Seemed odd.Copy !req
664. - Did an mri and...
- Of course you did.Copy !req
665. What'd you find?Copy !req
666. It's kind of freaky.Copy !req
667. She's got growths all over the place.Copy !req
668. She's got tumors?Copy !req
669. Not exactly.Copy !req
670. The growths are eosinophilic granulomas.Copy !req
671. They are usually
from allergic reactions.Copy !req
672. - I'm putting her on steroids.
- Allergy to what?Copy !req
673. She doesn't have allergies.Copy !req
674. We don't know.Copy !req
675. Unfortunately, the only drug
she's had enoughCopy !req
676. of to have this kind of
reaction is cephalosporin.Copy !req
677. - And why is that unfortunate?
- Because she was on it two months ago.Copy !req
678. That's what you mean, right?Copy !req
679. She took it for strep throat,Copy !req
680. - so she can't be allergic to it.
- It would seem so.Copy !req
681. What is this hospital doing to her?Copy !req
682. She has had three
separate medical disasters.Copy !req
683. And now she's dying of an
allergy she can't possibly have!Copy !req
684. Mr. Lee, I just have to check...Copy !req
685. Sam?
Are you okay?Copy !req
686. What are you doing here?Copy !req
687. I was taking a nap.Copy !req
688. Where's my patient?Copy !req
689. You stole my patient.Copy !req
690. You kidnapped my guitar.Copy !req
691. Give him back.Copy !req
692. Only when you give her back.Copy !req
693. It's a she?Copy !req
694. Well, it's certainly not a dude.Copy !req
695. It's a guitar!
You took a human being!Copy !req
696. Now who doesn't have a sense of humor?Copy !req
697. I'm monitoring the guy remotely.Copy !req
698. What are you, listening for
the distant sound of screaming?Copy !req
699. The nurses know to call me.Copy !req
700. They don't know who he is!Copy !req
701. His name's right there on the chart.Copy !req
702. Now go away.
I'm working.Copy !req
703. They give him the wrong meds,
who the hell knows what's gonna happen?Copy !req
704. House!Copy !req
705. Bad things would happen.Copy !req
706. He's in room 318.Copy !req
707. What are you...
what are you giving megan?Copy !req
708. Megan?
Nothing.Copy !req
709. Nothing? What's going on?
What's wrong with her?Copy !req
710. Her?
Nothing.Copy !req
711. Then why are you giving her drugs?Copy !req
712. Just some amphetamines to wake her up.Copy !req
713. Everything could be explained
by her lying to you.Copy !req
714. The antidepressants,
the drinking, the pill.Copy !req
715. Until now.Copy !req
716. Now she's allergic to something
the chart says she's not allergic to.Copy !req
717. That's not her lying,
that's the chart lying.Copy !req
718. Which doesn't make s.Copy !req
719. Do you know liz masters?Copy !req
720. - No.
- Yeah, she works on Megan.Copy !req
721. That was her boyfriend who
you met outside the morgue.Copy !req
722. This is her chart.Copy !req
723. She's on MAO
Inhibitors for depression.Copy !req
724. She's on the pill.Copy !req
725. She had an abortion a month ago.Copy !req
726. And she's allergic to cephalosporin.Copy !req
727. What's going on here?
What, are you saying this isn't megan?Copy !req
728. - Yes.
- Ben.Copy !req
729. Since when?Copy !req
730. Since right before I began
pretending I loved it.Copy !req
731. She's the same size as Megan,
same build, same hair color.Copy !req
732. They were both horribly injured.
Unrecognizably.Copy !req
733. Emt teams do not secondCopy !req
734. guess family members
identifications at accident scenes.Copy !req
735. Liz died yesterday.
This isn't liz.Copy !req
736. I know Megan.Copy !req
737. I know her hair.Copy !req
738. I know her hands.Copy !req
739. I know her smell.Copy !req
740. What's your name?Copy !req
741. Liz...Copy !req
742. Oh, God!Copy !req
743. Your girlfriend never lied to you.Copy !req
744. I did it all by myself, mommy.Copy !req
745. You talking to me?Copy !req
746. Go away.Copy !req
747. I did it all by myself, mommy.Copy !req
748. How'd you know it was me?Copy !req
749. There's a scent given off
by wounded, feral cats.Copy !req
750. You were wrong.Copy !req
751. I got everything right.Copy !req
752. - Just treated the wrong.
- They had a good relationship.Copy !req
753. He couldn't even identify her.Copy !req
754. And you were wrong about needing a team.Copy !req
755. She almost died.Copy !req
756. So I almost need a team.Copy !req
757. You were content with your
"people are idiots" theory.Copy !req
758. But Cameron would never
have accepted thatCopy !req
759. this guy knew nothing
about the love of his life.Copy !req
760. And as soon as you claimed
it was multiple conditionsCopy !req
761. Foreman would have done
anything to prove you wrong.Copy !req
762. And then Chase would have done
anything to prove you right.Copy !req
763. Any one of them
would have solved this days ago.Copy !req
764. Hire a team.Copy !req
765. I don't care how you do it.Copy !req
766. Just do it.Copy !req
767. Sometimes,
I am wrong.Copy !req
768. I have a gift for observation.Copy !req
769. For reading people in situations.
But sometimes, I am wrong.Copy !req
770. This will be the longest job
interview of your life.Copy !req
771. I will test you,Copy !req
772. in ways that you will often consider.Copy !req
773. Unfair,
demeaning,Copy !req
774. and illegal.Copy !req
775. And you will often be right.Copy !req
776. Look to your left.Copy !req
777. Now look to your right.Copy !req
778. By the end of six weeks,Copy !req
779. one of you will be gone.Copy !req
780. As will 28 more of you.Copy !req
781. Wear a cup.Copy !req