1. Yeah, I said I'm sorry.
I'm just not feeling too hot.Copy !req
2. You're sneezing.
You could do that in a movie theater.Copy !req
3. Yeah, and I'll be
in a nice soft chair when I collapse.Copy !req
4. I'm exhausted, babe.Copy !req
5. Oh, come on. we're gonna be /ate.Copy !req
6. Episode Four never comes
to the big screen.Copy !req
7. This is the pre-Lucasized version,
remember?Copy !req
8. None of that Greedo shooting first crap.Copy !req
9. Go without me.Copy !req
10. What are you talking about?Copy !req
11. You love Star Wars.Copy !req
12. Don't you?Copy !req
13. Ben?Copy !req
14. Since when?Copy !req
15. Since just before
I started pretending I loved it.Copy !req
16. I'm sorry.
I was just trying to be supportive.Copy !req
17. Fine. I'll go alone.Copy !req
18. Baby, I'm sorry. Me, too.Copy !req
19. I'm so woozy I can hardly think.Copy !req
20. We'll hang out at home.Copy !req
21. No, you should go.Copy !req
22. Did you just feel something?Copy !req
23. Feel? Like what?Copy !req
24. - Is there an earthquake?
- In New Jersey?Copy !req
25. - Oh, God.
- What?Copy !req
26. I think I'm, like, hallucinating.Copy !req
27. Call 911.Copy !req
28. Twenty-six year old female,
gas main exploded under her building,Copy !req
29. she was pulled out of the rubble
after six hours.Copy !req
30. Two surgeries
for multiple fractures and burns.Copy !req
31. I'm thinking the broken bonesCopy !req
32. are a response to the building
falling on her head.Copy !req
33. And the fever?Copy !req
34. She's the only collapse victim
whose body temperature was...Copy !req
35. Put her on antipyretics.Copy !req
36. Already have.
The fever is holding at 104.Copy !req
37. Fluctuating consciousness.Copy !req
38. Can't take the case. I don't have a team.Copy !req
39. So hire a team.Copy !req
40. What for? I don't have a case.Copy !req
41. Have you even interviewed anybody?Copy !req
42. You test-d rive a car before you buy it.Copy !req
43. You have sex before you get married.Copy !req
44. I can't hire a team
based on a 10-minute interview.Copy !req
45. What if I don't like having sex with them?Copy !req
46. You've spent the last two weeks
doing absolutely nothing.Copy !req
47. Concert is over.Copy !req
48. In what twisted universeCopy !req
49. does mastering Eddie Van Halen's
two-handed arpeggio techniqueCopy !req
50. count as "absolutely nothing"?Copy !req
51. Take the case,
or you will spend the next monthCopy !req
52. helping the collapse team
change bandages.Copy !req
53. I diagnose her alone, by the end
of the day, you go away for a week.Copy !req
54. Done.Copy !req
55. It's not gonna work.Copy !req
56. If he solves the case, we cure the girl.Copy !req
57. And prove he doesn't need a team.Copy !req
58. He's not gonna solve the case.
Not that fast.Copy !req
59. - Why not?
- Because he needs a team.Copy !req
60. - And this will prove to him...
- Wanna change his mind?Copy !req
61. You need a more convincing argument
than "you promised."Copy !req
62. Fever?Copy !req
63. Non-responsive to antibiotics,
antipyretics.Copy !req
64. Fluctuating consciousness.Copy !req
65. Go!Copy !req
66. You talking to me?Copy !req
67. Yes.Copy !req
68. Imagine that the roof
of the storage closetCopy !req
69. collapses on your favorite floor buffer,Copy !req
70. which then starts overheating.Copy !req
71. Why would I have a favorite floor buffer?Copy !req
72. Okay-Copy !req
73. Maybe the electrical works
got banged up in thereCopy !req
74. from stuff falling on it?Copy !req
75. Hmm. Interesting.Copy !req
76. Brain damage, leading to
hypothalamic dysregulation.Copy !req
77. Nah.Copy !req
78. If you're brought in covered in rubble,
it's all about the MRIs.Copy !req
79. We'd have seen that. Come on!
Gotta earn that fiver.Copy !req
80. Or stuff leaked in the holes,
messing it up.Copy !req
81. Lacerations lead
to multiple portals for infection.Copy !req
82. Bacterial would have responded
to the antibiotics.Copy !req
83. It's too high for viral.Copy !req
84. Parasites or fungus is possible.Copy !req
85. Or maybe lupus?Copy !req
86. My grandma has lupus.Copy !req
87. Okay. Auto immune, I'll run
a lupus panel. Infection fits best.Copy !req
88. A complete history would be helpful,Copy !req
89. which leads to the worst part of the job,Copy !req
90. dealing with the floor buffer's family.Copy !req
91. We talked every couple of weeks.Copy !req
92. But Ben would know better than I.Copy !req
93. No farms, no travel anywhere weird.Copy !req
94. You get that, Dr. Buffer?Copy !req
95. No travel, no farm.Copy !req
96. The file says she was sick
before the building collapsed.Copy !req
97. Yeah, I figured it was just a cold.Copy !req
98. Why, do you think it's related?Copy !req
99. Her being sick and her being sick?
Often is.Copy !req
100. She was unconscious when I found her.Copy !req
101. We'd been fighting.Copy !req
102. I just want to...Copy !req
103. Just tell me she's gonna be okay.Copy !req
104. I'm not even sure
if you're gonna be okay.Copy !req
105. We're gonna make her all better.Copy !req
106. Show off.Copy !req
107. You ought to be nicer to people.Copy !req
108. Where are we going?Copy !req
109. You know how the laughter
of little children is infectious?Copy !req
110. Well, parasites and fungi
are even more so,Copy !req
111. We're gonna find out which one
is making her brain bubble over.Copy !req
112. Where, the building?Copy !req
113. EPA's doing that job for us,
they say it's clean.Copy !req
114. Which means we're making a pilgrimage
to Castle Blackberry.Copy !req
115. Her name's Bradberry.
I should've asked them for keys.Copy !req
116. No need, I'm sure we can find
a large rock somewhere.Copy !req
117. I'm not breaking into somebody's house.Copy !req
118. I got principles.Copy !req
119. I got some loose change here
says you don't.Copy !req
120. I'm not doing thisCopy !req
121. for less than $50.Copy !req
122. Where's the restaurant?Copy !req
123. What restaurant?Copy !req
124. The one you said
you were taking me to for lunch?Copy !req
125. Oh! Uh...Copy !req
126. This one's homier.Copy !req
127. Dibs on the cold pizza!Copy !req
128. I'm sure it looked easier on YouTube.Copy !req
129. OopsCopy !req
130. Yeah. You don't need a team.Copy !req
131. You can't even
get arrested without company.Copy !req
132. You're right. Only one solution,
never replace them, ever.Copy !req
133. Do you need help?Copy !req
134. Yeah, yeah. Patronize the poor cripple.Copy !req
135. Ow.Copy !req
136. - Let me get that.
- I got it.Copy !req
137. Will you just let me get it?Copy !req
138. I'll check the bedroom.Copy !req
139. There's some
interesting mold on the windowsill here.Copy !req
140. It's gonna take me a while.Copy !req
141. I'll cover the bathroom.Copy !req
142. She had a secret diary.Copy !req
143. Is there any other kind?Copy !req
144. What are you doing?Copy !req
145. There's a sale on liquid Tide.Copy !req
146. If you're broke,Copy !req
147. I could lend you a tiny bit
of the money I owe you.Copy !req
148. No, no.
I wouldn't put you in that position.Copy !req
149. What does the diary say?Copy !req
150. Basically a list of her sexual encounters,Copy !req
151. boys, girls, vibrating appliances...Copy !req
152. If it was, you'd be quoting,
not summarizing.Copy !req
153. It's just a parade of sad banalities.Copy !req
154. "I can hardly get out of bed.
Feeling blue."Copy !req
155. Then, three months ago,
turns into a parade of happy banalities.Copy !req
156. "It's starting to turn the corner.
Job's looking up."Copy !req
157. We can stop swabbing.
Her cliches are getting healthier.Copy !req
158. Or she's less depressed.
Aren't there pills that do that?Copy !req
159. Anti-depressants don't cause fever.Copy !req
160. Not on their own. But the ER didn't know
she was on MAO inhibitors,Copy !req
161. so they gave her Demerol,
that's a nasty combo.Copy !req
162. So, all you have to do is convince this kidCopy !req
163. that his girlfriend had a secret doctor,Copy !req
164. and a secret stash and a secret life.Copy !req
165. It's been a while since a patient
took a swing at you. Can I watch?Copy !req
166. I only have to convince the mother.Copy !req
167. Actually, I don't have to convince anyone.Copy !req
168. This is total crap. If she was seeing
a psychiatrist, I'd know.Copy !req
169. If she was on drugs, I'd know.Copy !req
170. Mrs. Bradberry, please sign the forms
so we can start the dialysis.Copy !req
171. But why anti-depressants?
I don't understand.Copy !req
172. Mrs. Bradberry, please sign the forms
so we can start the dialysis.Copy !req
173. Stop saying that.Copy !req
174. Dr. Buffer, what is going on?
What aren't you telling us?Copy !req
175. He's a janitor?Copy !req
176. More significantly, a blabbermouth.Copy !req
177. House, shut up.Copy !req
178. I am very sorry how Dr. House handled
this. It is completely unforgivable.Copy !req
179. Except if he's right.
Dialysis will filter her blood.Copy !req
180. There's nothing to filter.Copy !req
181. Save her life.Copy !req
182. She wasn't depressed.Copy !req
183. I'm miserable around Ben.Copy !req
184. Not me, I like Ben. February 12th.Copy !req
185. Either she's depressed
or she just thinks you're a jerk.Copy !req
186. Neither suggests
that you should be the oneCopy !req
187. directing her medical treatment.Copy !req
188. Does the diary say
my daughter's taking these drugs?Copy !req
189. No, but medically...Copy !req
190. Did you find drugs in their home?Copy !req
191. She's probably hiding them in her purse.Copy !req
192. I thought it'd be rude to go searching
under a thousand tons of rubble.Copy !req
193. This was months ago.
We were in a fight.Copy !req
194. It doesn't mean she's depressedCopy !req
195. and it doesn't mean she doesn't love me.Copy !req
196. Fine. Maybe the diary proves nothing.Copy !req
197. On the other hand,
half the country's on anti-depressantsCopy !req
198. and it fits her symptoms perfectly.Copy !req
199. No ring on your daughter's finger
means you make the decisions.Copy !req
200. I'm not sure that I know her
well enough anymore.Copy !req
201. You really wanna risk her life
on how well he knows her?Copy !req
202. Wilson, you idiot.Copy !req
203. Listen carefully, and no one will get hurt.Copy !req
204. You must follow the instructions.Copy !req
205. Any attempt to contact the FBI
or other law enforcement agencies,Copy !req
206. or Cuddy, will be met with the...Copy !req
207. And a large Coke, no ice.Copy !req
208. - Give it back.
- What happened?Copy !req
209. Did someone kidnap your guitar,Copy !req
210. a $12,0001967 Flying V or something?Copy !req
211. Where'd you hide it?Copy !req
212. I'm flattered you would consider me
this bold and brilliant.Copy !req
213. Yeah. It takes a...Copy !req
214. It takes a criminal mastermindCopy !req
215. to pull off a heist from an unlocked,
unguarded room down the hall.Copy !req
216. What do you want?Copy !req
217. Me? Nothing.Copy !req
218. But I'm sure the kidnapper wants
whatever a kidnapper wants.Copy !req
219. To see you interview five to seven
well-qualified fellowship candidates.Copy !req
220. I don't need a team.Copy !req
221. You were bouncing ideas off a janitor.Copy !req
222. And solved the case!Copy !req
223. Hi. I'm Dr. Cuddy.Copy !req
224. If you can hear what I'm saying,
blink once.Copy !req
225. You can't talk right now.
You have a tube down your throat.Copy !req
226. And try not to move your head.
You've been in a terrible accident,Copy !req
227. but it looks like
you will have no permanent injuries.Copy !req
228. You've had a bad fever, but it's gone now.Copy !req
229. I've been here the whole time, honey.
Okay? I'm not leaving.Copy !req
230. This is very important.Copy !req
231. I need you
to blink one for yes, twice for no.Copy !req
232. Were you seeing a psychiatrist?Copy !req
233. Were you on MAO inhibitors,
the anti-depressant?Copy !req
234. Megan, it's okay.
It doesn't matter, okay? I love you.Copy !req
235. Honey? Honey, what's wrong?Copy !req
236. Megan, are you all right?Copy !req
237. What's happening?
Are we upsetting her?Copy !req
238. Heart is beating too fast.
Get the family out of here.Copy !req
239. Megan?Copy !req
240. - Megan!
- Charging to 200.Copy !req
241. - Meg. Meg! ' Megan!Copy !req
242. Clear!Copy !req
243. We shocked her back into sinus rhythm,
but she's still tachycardic.Copy !req
244. Fascinating. Equally fascinating is,
why are you here?Copy !req
245. I was gonna leave you alone
if you won the bet.Copy !req
246. But you lost.Copy !req
247. I explained the fever,
which is all we were talking about.Copy !req
248. She confirmed the anti-depressants.Copy !req
249. Go bet with someone else
if you wanna explain the heart problems.Copy !req
250. She confirmed them by winking.Copy !req
251. Maybe there was a cute guy
across the room.Copy !req
252. She got better when I treated her.
Even I'm not that cute.Copy !req
253. Two unrelated symptoms.
Just a coincidence?Copy !req
254. Or you're grasping at strawsCopy !req
255. to avoid admitting
you can't do this on your own.Copy !req
256. Fine.Copy !req
257. What explains the fever
and persistent tachycardia?Copy !req
258. It could be anything. Endocarditis?Copy !req
259. No. Fever, no infection.Copy !req
260. - Um...
- Keep going, you're doing great.Copy !req
261. You win.Copy !req
262. - I don't believe you.
- I'm not gonna play this game.Copy !req
263. Just give me the damn résumés.Copy !req
264. And my guitar.Copy !req
265. I don't have it.Copy !req
266. Although I did hear some plangent
strumming from under that couch earlier.Copy !req
267. Wow.Copy !req
268. This kidnapper isn't just bold.
He's diabolical.Copy !req
269. I guess he realized he probably
shouldn't give it back to youCopy !req
270. until after you've had the interviews.Copy !req
271. Huh!Copy !req
272. You didn't write anything.Copy !req
273. So, what you're saying is,
you didn't find that one big explanationCopy !req
274. 'cause there isn't one. Clever.Copy !req
275. Well, let's just say
your anti-depressant theoryCopy !req
276. does explain the fever.Copy !req
277. What about the heart?
And don't say a building fell on her.Copy !req
278. Okay.Copy !req
279. - A structure collapsed...
- Shut up.Copy !req
280. Come on, it fits. Crushed musculature
releases potassium, causes V-tach.Copy !req
281. You'd think she'd get crush syndrome
after she was crushed,Copy !req
282. not two days later.Copy !req
283. Microvascular occlusions, takes
that long for the blood to reperfuse.Copy !req
284. She'd have a baggy heart.
Echo it to confirm.Copy !req
285. Is crush syndrome good or bad?Copy !req
286. Does it sound good?Copy !req
287. I mean, compared
to the other things it could be.Copy !req
288. There are no other things it could be.Copy !req
289. Then why are you testing her?Copy !req
290. Excellent question.Copy !req
291. What? What is it?Copy !req
292. The heart's fine.Copy !req
293. Why is she sweating?Copy !req
294. Her fever's back.Copy !req
295. Why would her fever be back?Copy !req
296. - I can't say.
- You don't know?Copy !req
297. Well, I know. I just can't say,
'cause you'll hit me.Copy !req
298. Let's discuss this in front of witnesses.Copy !req
299. The DT's?Copy !req
300. So, she's an alcoholic now?Copy !req
301. Her first fever was from
the medication for her depression.Copy !req
302. Or you're wrong.Copy !req
303. The second fever was from
the self-medication for depression.Copy !req
304. This is insane.Copy !req
305. You don't think I would have noticed
her being constantly drunk?Copy !req
306. You were practically living with
Sylvia Plath. You didn't notice that.Copy !req
307. Tone it down or I will hit you.Copy !req
308. Fine. I'll do liver enzyme tests.Copy !req
309. Liver enzymes can also be elevated
from musculoskeletal trauma.Copy !req
310. They'd be there whether she had
a drinking problem or not.Copy !req
311. They don't know that.
Just pretend to confirm.Copy !req
312. What's the treatment?Copy !req
313. She's not an alcoholic.Copy !req
314. Hair of the dog. IV alcohol.Copy !req
315. Taper it off after a few days.Copy !req
316. She's sick and traumatized
and half dead,Copy !req
317. you wanna make her drunk?Copy !req
318. Just do it.Copy !req
319. You can't do this. We lived together.
We were gonna have kids.Copy !req
320. You barely even know her.Copy !req
321. Apparently, neither did you.Copy !req
322. MAN.. Hello?Copy !req
323. Hi, can I speak to Trevor Kaufman?Copy !req
324. Yo, yo. This is Trev. What up?Copy !req
325. This is Dr. Gregory House.
Can you come in tomorrow to interview?Copy !req
326. House? 'Are you serious? 'Awesome!Copy !req
327. Hey, I got the House interview!Copy !req
328. Oh, look at me,
I got the House interview!Copy !req
329. - Shut up! Would you shut up?
- I'm so cool.Copy !req
330. Hey, give me the phone back.Copy !req
331. Give the phone back, seriously, man.Copy !req
332. I got a page.Copy !req
333. No, you didn't.Copy !req
334. They called a code.Copy !req
335. No, they didn't.Copy !req
336. You got a page, but not from us.Copy !req
337. Did you ever see Raid on Entebbe?Copy !req
338. Yeah.Copy !req
339. In the end they release the hostages.Copy !req
340. How's that working for you?Copy !req
341. The Ugandans played fair.Copy !req
342. They didn't move the hostages
on the Israelis.Copy !req
343. Once again, I'm in awe
of the kidnapper's tactical brilliance.Copy !req
344. What is El Fuego Del Amor,
and why do you need 10 of them?Copy !req
345. It's a telenovela.Copy !req
346. I'm learning Spanish.Copy !req
347. Say adios.Copy !req
348. Are you erasing my TiVo?Copy !req
349. House, not the season finale!Copy !req
350. I don't negotiate with terrorists.Copy !req
351. I smoke them out of their hidey-holes.Copy !req
352. Do you know what terrorists do
when you don't negotiate?Copy !req
353. They terrorize.Copy !req
354. Bring it on.Copy !req
355. Fever's down. Sweating is abated.
Heart's working fine.Copy !req
356. I guess House was right, again.Copy !req
357. That's good news, right?Copy !req
358. It is good news.Copy !req
359. So, what does this mean,
she's an alcoholic?Copy !req
360. There's no other explanation?Copy !req
361. No, sorry.Copy !req
362. It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
363. Dr. Cuddy, she's doing this thing
with her mouth again.Copy !req
364. It's been on and off
for the last couple of hours.Copy !req
365. Is she trying to talk?Copy !req
366. No.Copy !req
367. I think she's screaming.Copy !req
368. Morning.Copy !req
369. Huh!Copy !req
370. Where did you come from?Copy !req
371. Apes, if you believe the Democrats.Copy !req
372. I heard you were there
when I was proven right.Copy !req
373. The alcohol treatment
took away the heart and fever problems.Copy !req
374. Yes, I was also there
when you were proven wrong.Copy !req
375. She'd been silently screaming
for two hours.Copy !req
376. Amylase and lipase are through the roof.
She has pancreatitis.Copy !req
377. IV alcohol could cause pancreatitis.Copy !req
378. Okay-Copy !req
379. You're not gonna argue with me?Copy !req
380. No.Copy !req
381. You think I'm right?Copy !req
382. No.Copy !req
383. - Why not?
- No.Copy !req
384. That's not really a yes or no question.Copy !req
385. Which is why I'm not answering it.Copy !req
386. If it's not the IV alcohol, it's gotta be...Copy !req
387. Not interested.Copy !req
388. If I'm wrong,Copy !req
389. she's gonna die.Copy !req
390. Are you sure you're still
Dean of Medicine?Copy !req
391. I'm not interested in arguing because
I'm not interested in enabling you.Copy !req
392. You need someone to bounce ideas
off of. You need a team.Copy !req
393. Don't follow me.Copy !req
394. MAO inhibitor caused the fever,
alcohol caused the pancreatitis,Copy !req
395. alcohol withdrawal caused the V-tach.Copy !req
396. Your logic is irrefutable.Copy !req
397. You're wrong.Copy !req
398. Well, who are you gonna believe?
A classic toy,Copy !req
399. or a woman who,
if she had any confidence in her ideas,Copy !req
400. wouldn't feel the need
to distract you with a water bra?Copy !req
401. Are you really just gonna treat
the pancreatitis?Copy !req
402. Are you here to enable me?Copy !req
403. I don't want her to die
because you're stubborn.Copy !req
404. Wow. So, you can enable and rationalize
at the same time.Copy !req
405. Guess you are still Dean of Medicine.Copy !req
406. If you're right, then this guy,Copy !req
407. who's not an ass, who's not
a workaholic, who's not a sociopath,Copy !req
408. has somehow missed both
her depression and severe alcoholism.Copy !req
409. Yes. Imagine that, a couple with secrets!Copy !req
410. Why would she lie?Copy !req
411. Okay, alcoholism,
you don't wanna advertise, but...Copy !req
412. If you're right, there'd be
an abnormality on the pancreas.Copy !req
413. At least do an MRI to confirm.Copy !req
414. Oh, my God!Copy !req
415. This guy means business.Copy !req
416. Or guys, could be multiple guys.Copy !req
417. Or gal. Who knows?Copy !req
418. All I can say is, this reeks of boldness.Copy !req
419. I am not hiring a team.Copy !req
420. You ever tighten a guitar string
really, really slowly?Copy !req
421. Past the point it can handle the strain?Copy !req
422. It makes this weird sound,Copy !req
423. almost like a scream.Copy !req
424. I thought this was gonna be fun.Copy !req
425. I mess with you, you mess with me,
eventually you give in.Copy !req
426. But you've shown a startling
lack of humor, which got me thinking.Copy !req
427. Oh, God.Copy !req
428. What's the real reason
you won't hire a team?Copy !req
429. I told you. I don't need a team.Copy !req
430. Then hire three people
and let them sit on their asses.Copy !req
431. That wouldn't be right.Copy !req
432. Three years ago, you hired a team.
What's changed?Copy !req
433. I've become a man of principle.
I've gotten smarter.Copy !req
434. What answer will make
Socrates shut up?Copy !req
435. What's changed is, you hired a team.Copy !req
436. You connected with a team,
you worked with a teamCopy !req
437. and you lost a team.Copy !req
438. Damn.Copy !req
439. There's no abnormalities
in her pancreas.Copy !req
440. You fall in love. You get married.
50% chance it'll end in misery.Copy !req
441. Hiring employees can be even tougher,Copy !req
442. because you know, eventually,
they're gonna leave.Copy !req
443. There's increased T2 signal
on her hepatic capsule,Copy !req
444. if you know what I mean.Copy !req
445. You got hurt. Get over it.Copy !req
446. Now, if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
447. my patient's about to start bleeding
out of her mouth and anus.Copy !req
448. Internal bleeding.Copy !req
449. Not anymore. Now it's all over the place.Copy !req
450. Why are you here?Copy !req
451. That's my patient down there.Copy !req
452. You're here because I'm here.Copy !req
453. I am done enabling you.Copy !req
454. I know.Copy !req
455. The alcohol didn't cause the
pancreatitis, the internal bleeding did.Copy !req
456. The question is,
what caused the internal bleeding?Copy !req
457. I hate myself.Copy !req
458. You do know that the patient had
a building lying on her.Copy !req
459. Four days ago.Copy !req
460. Bleeding can start at any time.Copy !req
461. She's bleeding from five different sites.Copy !req
462. Do you think they synchronized
their watches?Copy !req
463. She got Warfarin after her hip surgery.Copy !req
464. It's designed
to mess with bleeding patterns.Copy !req
465. Fever, heart and bleeding.Copy !req
466. Three problems,
three completely different explanations.Copy !req
467. She must be the unluckiest woman
in the world.Copy !req
468. I only cling to this crazy theoryCopy !req
469. because it's been proven right
every step of the way.Copy !req
470. Each treatment worked.Copy !req
471. Yes. She looks perfectly healthy.Copy !req
472. This much bleeding
is a symptom of something more.Copy !req
473. And you need a team,
because you're wrongCopy !req
474. and you're gonna kill this woman.Copy !req
475. If I had a team,
this patient would be dead,Copy !req
476. because they'd be here instead of meCopy !req
477. and they wouldn't notice the size
of this woman's uterus.Copy !req
478. Hi. How's it going? Mind if I observe?Copy !req
479. Got a big room up top
with a big window just for that.Copy !req
480. Stop that.Copy !req
481. You wanna look at vaginae,
there are websites for that.Copy !req
482. You think I'm made of money?Copy !req
483. Can you get him out of here?Copy !req
484. Enlarged uterus means
that she was recently pregnant.Copy !req
485. She's a good liar, but I doubt she can
hide a baby from her boyfriend.Copy !req
486. Scraping in the uterus
indicates that she had an abortion,Copy !req
487. and nothing in her medical history.Copy !req
488. Only one reason to hide an abortion.Copy !req
489. Boyfriend wants babies, she doesn't.Copy !req
490. She's bleeding everywhere.Copy !req
491. Unless the guy was performing
an abortion with a shotgun...Copy !req
492. Stop enabling him.Copy !req
493. It's not the abortion,
it's what she did after.Copy !req
494. The boyfriend would have
noticed condoms,Copy !req
495. he would notice abstinence.Copy !req
496. He would not notice the pill,Copy !req
497. which means I don't need a team!Copy !req
498. Hey, where's your mother
in common law?Copy !req
499. Dr. House, this is Doug McMurtry.Copy !req
500. His girlfriend
was working with Megan when...Copy !req
501. She's dead?Copy !req
502. She passed this morning.Copy !req
503. Well, then why are you still here?Copy !req
504. I need the old lady's consent
to do some treatment.Copy !req
505. What'd you find out?Copy !req
506. I wish I could tell you,
but since you're not legally related...Copy !req
507. What the hell did you find out?Copy !req
508. Your girlfriend had an abortion.Copy !req
509. See why I didn't tell you?Copy !req
510. I'd be insane to also tell you
that she's on the pill.Copy !req
511. No, she's not.Copy !req
512. If they'd known she was on it,Copy !req
513. they wouldn't have given her
a blood thinner after her hip surgery.Copy !req
514. The combination caused the bleeding.Copy !req
515. It's good news. It's treatable.Copy !req
516. Just give her Tamoxifen,
which is normally a breast cancer...Copy !req
517. That's not true.Copy !req
518. We wanna have kids.Copy !req
519. Hmm.Copy !req
520. See, I already did the blood tests.Copy !req
521. And either she lied to you,
or her blood lied to us.Copy !req
522. Tell Megan I'm glad she's gonna be okay.Copy !req
523. How're you doing?Copy !req
524. I got cancer.Copy !req
525. You're on an oncology ward.
Everybody's got cancer.Copy !req
526. You want sympathy, you ought to tryCopy !req
527. the hardly-anything-
wrong-with-me ward.Copy !req
528. In fact,
why don't I take you there right now?Copy !req
529. How sick are you? Can you walk?Copy !req
530. Are you a doctor?Copy !req
531. Admitted today.
First day of a five-day chemo course.Copy !req
532. Yeah, you can walk. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
533. Does Dr. Wilson know you're here?Copy !req
534. Well, if he didn't,
this would be really stupid.Copy !req
535. 'Cause then he wouldn't know
where his patient was.Copy !req
536. He might think he'd been kidnapped.Copy !req
537. Now the room upstairs
is bigger, it's got cable,Copy !req
538. better-looking sponge bath nurses.Copy !req
539. If you feel sick,
you call me directly, not Dr. Wilson.Copy !req
540. He's getting his last sat
of hormone shots.Copy !req
541. You put her on Tamoxifen?
An anticancer drug?Copy !req
542. It blocks estrogen receptors.Copy !req
543. Does it also block breathing,
and kidney function?Copy !req
544. She's crashing.Copy !req
545. Doesn't mean I was wrong.Copy !req
546. This is Dr. Marvin. We're bringing
this patient over now. Thanks.Copy !req
547. Anybody here a doctor?Copy !req
548. Kidney failure, spiking fever,
breathing difficulties.Copy !req
549. Any theories?Copy !req
550. Am I in an M. Night Shyamalan movie?Copy !req
551. You're House, right?Copy !req
552. Okay, I assume you know meCopy !req
553. because I once insulted you,
your patient, or your relatives.Copy !req
554. If that's so, I apologize.
I was drunk that day.Copy !req
555. Patient initially presented
with crush injuries.Copy !req
556. I know you because Dr. Cuddy
issued a memo.Copy !req
557. Telling you to cooperate fully with me?Copy !req
558. No.Copy !req
559. Figured that was a long shot.Copy !req
560. Anybody here not get that memo?Copy !req
561. Fungal infection.Copy !req
562. Don't you have a patient?Copy !req
563. She shot herself in the leg
while high on meth.Copy !req
564. Wouldn't hurt her
to be in pain for a little while.Copy !req
565. Fungal infection
would be in her eyes by now.Copy !req
566. Haemophilus?Copy !req
567. Doesn't explain the remitting fever.Copy !req
568. You've heard that I've got
a job opening, right?Copy !req
569. I just care about people.Copy !req
570. Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome.Copy !req
571. ARDS doesn't explain anything,
except the breathing.Copy !req
572. If you care about people,
you're not getting the job.Copy !req
573. I was lying. Crush syndrome.Copy !req
574. Doesn't explain the breathing.Copy !req
575. - What was the problem with ARDS?
- Only explained the breathing.Copy !req
576. - The crush syndrome?
- It didn't explain the breathing.Copy !req
577. Are you a fan of symmetry?Copy !req
578. - Sure.
- Weird.Copy !req
579. 'Cause your eyes are lopsided,Copy !req
580. and by eyes I mean breasts.Copy !req
581. ARDS and crush syndrome,
both reactions to severe trauma.Copy !req
582. Why can't she have both?Copy !req
583. Because...Copy !req
584. Because then,
there's nothing we could do.Copy !req
585. Boy, you remind me of someone.Copy !req
586. Send me your résumé.Copy !req
587. I'll put it on top of the pile
that I'm never gonna look at.Copy !req
588. I couldn't leave.Copy !req
589. You don't seem like the type of person
who would give up on giving up.Copy !req
590. I love her.Copy !req
591. You loved somebody.Copy !req
592. Somebody who didn't drink,
wanted to have babiesCopy !req
593. and wasn't miserable.Copy !req
594. I know she lied, but...Copy !req
595. What are you doing?
Why are you saying these things to him?Copy !req
596. The woman you love doesn't exist.
This woman is dying.Copy !req
597. She has Acute Respiratory
Distress Syndrome and crush syndrome.Copy !req
598. Her body's basically giving up.Copy !req
599. We can keep her on supported dialysis
and hope for the best.Copy !req
600. Never mind. She has a lump in her arm.Copy !req
601. Does that mean you're wrong?Copy !req
602. Well, that'd be good news for you guys.Copy !req
603. We'll know after a biopsy.Copy !req
604. Which patient is that?Copy !req
605. - Megan...
- House's patient.Copy !req
606. Yeah.Copy !req
607. - Didn't you get my memo?
- Sure.Copy !req
608. Got both memos.Copy !req
609. Both.Copy !req
610. And the second memo said
to ignore the first memo.Copy !req
611. Yeah, seemed odd.Copy !req
612. I did an MRI and...Copy !req
613. Of course you did.Copy !req
614. What'd you find?Copy !req
615. It's kind of freaky.Copy !req
616. She's got growths all over the place.Copy !req
617. She's got tumors?Copy !req
618. Not exactly.Copy !req
619. The growths are
eosinophilic granulomas.Copy !req
620. They are usually from allergic reactions,Copy !req
621. so I'm putting her on steroids.Copy !req
622. Allergy to what?
She doesn't have allergies.Copy !req
623. We don't know.Copy !req
624. Unfortunately, the only drug
she's had enough ofCopy !req
625. to have this kind of reaction
is cephalosporin.Copy !req
626. And why is that unfortunate?Copy !req
627. 'Cause she was on it two months ago.
That's what you mean, right?Copy !req
628. She took it for strep throat
so she can't be allergic to it.Copy !req
629. It would seem so.Copy !req
630. What is this hospital doing to her?Copy !req
631. She has had
three separate medical disasters,Copy !req
632. and now she's dying of an allergy
she can't possibly have?Copy !req
633. Mr. Lee. I just have to check...Copy !req
634. Sam? Are you okay?Copy !req
635. What are you doing here?Copy !req
636. I was taking a nap.Copy !req
637. Where's my patient?Copy !req
638. You stole my patient.Copy !req
639. You kidnapped my guitar.Copy !req
640. Give him back.Copy !req
641. Only when you give her back.Copy !req
642. It's a she?Copy !req
643. It's certainly not a dude.Copy !req
644. It's a guitar. You took a human being!Copy !req
645. Now who doesn't have
a sense of humor?Copy !req
646. I'm monitoring the guy remotely.Copy !req
647. What, are you listening
for the distant sound of screaming?Copy !req
648. The nurses know to call me.Copy !req
649. They don't know who he is!Copy !req
650. His name's right there on the chart.
Now go away. I'm working.Copy !req
651. They give him the wrong meds, who
the hell knows what's gonna happen?Copy !req
652. House!Copy !req
653. Bad things would happen.Copy !req
654. He's in Room 318.Copy !req
655. What are you giving Megan?Copy !req
656. Megan? Nothing.Copy !req
657. Nothing? What's going on?
What's wrong with her?Copy !req
658. Her? Nothing.Copy !req
659. Then why are you giving her drugs?Copy !req
660. Just some amphetamines
to wake her up.Copy !req
661. Everything could be explained
by her lying to you.Copy !req
662. The anti-depressants,
the drinking, the pill,Copy !req
663. until now.Copy !req
664. Now she's allergic to something
the chart says she's not allergic to.Copy !req
665. That's not her lying, that's the chart
lying, which doesn't make sense.Copy !req
666. You know Liz Masters?Copy !req
667. - No.
- Yeah, she worked with Megan.Copy !req
668. That was her boyfriend
you met outside the morgue.Copy !req
669. Mmm.Copy !req
670. This is her chart.Copy !req
671. She's on MAO inhibitors for depression.
She's on the pill.Copy !req
672. She had an abortion a month ago,Copy !req
673. and she's allergic to cephalosporin.Copy !req
674. What's going on here?
What, are you saying this isn't Megan?Copy !req
675. Yes.Copy !req
676. Ben?Copy !req
677. Since when?Copy !req
678. Since right before
I began pretending I loved it.Copy !req
679. She's the same size as Megan,
the same build, the same hair color.Copy !req
680. They were both
horribly injured, unrecognizably.Copy !req
681. EMT teams do not second-guessCopy !req
682. family members' identifications
at accident scenes.Copy !req
683. No. Liz died yesterday. This isn't Liz.Copy !req
684. I know Megan.Copy !req
685. I know her hair,
I know her hands, I know her smell.Copy !req
686. What's your name?Copy !req
687. Liz.Copy !req
688. On, God!Copy !req
689. Your girlfriend never lied to you.Copy !req
690. Oh, God.Copy !req
691. I did it all by myself, Mommy.Copy !req
692. You talking to me?Copy !req
693. Go away.Copy !req
694. I did it all by myself, Mommy.Copy !req
695. How'd you know it was me?Copy !req
696. There's a scent given off
by wounded feral cats.Copy !req
697. You were wrong.Copy !req
698. I got everything right,
just treated the wrong...Copy !req
699. They had a good relationship.Copy !req
700. He couldn't even identify her.Copy !req
701. And you were wrong about needing
a team. She almost died.Copy !req
702. So, I almost need a team.Copy !req
703. You were content with
your "people are idiots" theory.Copy !req
704. But Cameron would never have acceptedCopy !req
705. that this guy knew nothing
about the love of his life.Copy !req
706. And as soon as you claimed
it was multiple conditions,Copy !req
707. Foreman would have done anything
to prove you wrong,Copy !req
708. and then Chase would have done anything
to prove you right.Copy !req
709. Any one of them
would have solved this days ago.Copy !req
710. Hire a team.Copy !req
711. I don't care how you do it.Copy !req
712. Just do it.Copy !req
713. Sometime slam wrong.Copy !req
714. I have a gift for observation.Copy !req
715. For reading people and situations,
but sometimes I am wrong.Copy !req
716. This will be the longest
job interview of your life.Copy !req
717. I will test you in waysCopy !req
718. that you will often consider
unfair, demeaning and illegal.Copy !req
719. And you'll often be right.Copy !req
720. Look to your left.Copy !req
721. Now look to your right.Copy !req
722. By the end of six weeks,Copy !req
723. one of you will be gone,Copy !req
724. as will 28 more of you.Copy !req
725. Wear a cup.Copy !req