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465. If sarcoidosis has two environmental causes
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466. it has environmental causes.
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467. We just don't know all of them yet.
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468. Husband's chest.
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469. He has slightly enlarged hilar lymphnodes.
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470. Sarcoidosis explains almost all of their symptoms.
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471. Including her getting worse off the steroids.
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472. Doesn't explain his throat swelling.
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473. That's what "almost" means.
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474. 90% of sarcoidosis cases have lung scarring.
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475. Oh, 90?
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476. Oh, "almost."
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477. Fine.
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478. Consult a specialist.
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479. If this is more dating advice...
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480. love to gossip, but I got work to do.
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481. This sarcoidosis?
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482. It's pretty non-specific.
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483. Could be granulomas, could be plaques. What's this?
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484. Oh, oh.You stole wendy'spersonnel file?
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485. In a way, aren't we all guilty of bribing the
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486. janitor to take her file and give it to me?
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487. Yes, I take my share of the blame.
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488. But society's—
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489. first of all,I'm not dating her.
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490. She is so wrong for you.
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491. You know, she filed a form so the hospital
would take extra withholding.
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492. Who does that?
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493. She's much too cautious for me. Point taken.
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494. I'll—I'll start dating her,
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495. so I can break up with her and start dating a stripper.
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496. You're a miserable jerk who can't stand to be alone.
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497. I didn't try to break up your marriages.
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498. You did that yourself.
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499. My marriages were so crappy
I was spending all my time with you.
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500. Your real fear is me having a good relationship.
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501. Yes.It keeps me up at night.
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502. That, and the loch ness monster
global warming, evolution,
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503. and other fictional concepts.
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504. Although, big romantic weekend in the
poconos could change everything.
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505. You don't mean... no.
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506. I don't think it's sarcoidosis.
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507. He says it's sarcoidosis.
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508. Start them both on methotrexate
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509. and if you're wrong?
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510. If wilson's wrong...
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511. we'll biopsy her just to be sure.
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512. Her brain stem?
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513. Brain damage is not only possible, it's likely.
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514. Good point.
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515. Let's biopsy something safer.Like her shoes.
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516. The husband, he'd have to give consent.
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517. He can't right now.
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518. Why? This guy write with his stomach?
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519. He has a conflict of interest.
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520. It's not his brain we're cutting open.
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521. But he still gets all the benefit.
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522. He'd do it just to save himself.
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523. Or save her.
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524. She's the love of his life, remember?
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525. He never said that.
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526. She needs a guardian ad litem.
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527. I can't let you do this.
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528. How are you gonna stop me?
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529. Call cuddy?
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530. Cameron's right. There's a conflict.
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531. No, there isn'T.
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532. Not unless one of them wants to die a horrible painful death.
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533. I'm sure the guardian will figure that out.
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534. In a couple days.
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535. Will the guardian convince the disease to
hold offeating her brain
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536. so we can get the legalities worked out?
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537. I just don't want some plaintiff's lawyer owning my hospital.
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538. Legalities help.
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539. Speaking of which, did you get your thermometer back yet?
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540. Oh, we had a nice chat.
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541. Did you know he's a rotarian?
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542. Listen, she'll die without the biopsy.
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543. I need to cover the hospital's ass.
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544. You're too biased.
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545. I send you in there, you'll steam roll over him.
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546. Something goes wrong, he'll sue us
for not disclosing the risks.
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547. Then have wilson talk to the husband.
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548. Wilson kills people left and right
no one ever sues him.
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549. Fine.
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550. But only if you apologize to the clinic guy.
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551. Probably better to just let that couple die.
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552. I don't care if you mean it
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553. just do it.
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554. Unfortunately, we don't see any way around a biopsy.
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555. We'll do all we can to minimize any damage.
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556. no.
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557. The methotrexate isn't showing any effects yet.
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558. You could both be—
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559. she's brilliant.
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560. All in college while working full time.
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561. I can't do that to her.
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562. And if you both die?
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563. You think she'd want that?
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564. Do it on me instead.
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565. It's not in your brain.
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566. It will be.
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567. It's the same disease, right? Do it then.
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568. She could die before you show the symptoms.
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569. Then stop treating me.
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570. great job.
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571. Why didn't you just shoot him in the head?
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572. Hold on. That gives me an idea.
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573. You know what could save this couple?
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574. Lots of misdirected sarcasm.
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575. They're dead.
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576. Yelling at you might prevent you
from screwing up like this again.
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577. I didn't screw up.I did my job.
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578. Your job was to get me the biopsy.
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579. No, it was to present the patient with his options.
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580. Two options: Biopsy or no biopsy.
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581. He chose a third, no treatment.
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582. How do you even do that?
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583. Remember when you used to just weave
elaborate conspiracy theories about my love life?
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584. Those were such good times.
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585. How much morphineis the husband on?
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586. We can't increase it anymore.
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587. His respirations are depressed.
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588. Increase it?
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589. Drugs cloud people's judgment.
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590. Cold turkey the sucker.
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591. Uh... no.
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592. Good point.
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593. Did I ask you guys to follow me?
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594. no.
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595. Which made us nervous.
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596. He'll catch on if he notices
he's off the morphine drip.
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597. Shoot him up with one of these puppies instead.
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598. No.
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599. You do understand it's not really a puppy.
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600. It's naloxone.
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601. An opiate-blocker?
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602. He'll feel like he's swallowing a bonfire.
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603. That's pretty unethical even for you.
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604. How is that unethical? It'll lead to a diagnosis.
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605. It's leading to the torture of the husband on the off-chance
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606. he'll allow a procedure on another person.
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607. Which will lead to a diagnosis. Didn't I just say that?
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608. give it up.
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609. Foreman and cameron are too ethical
and I'm too scared of getting sued.
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610. Fine.
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611. I'm just gonna...
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612. find some place safe to hide this.
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613. So I won't be tempted to use it.
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614. You're not doing it either.
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615. What, are you gonna run for it?
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616. If they die now, they'll never be able to grow old
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617. and tired of each other.
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618. We can't baby-sit house all day.
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619. I'll tell cuddy to put a nurse by his room.
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620. Damn it.
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621. Atropine?
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622. What happened to—?
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623. He knew we'd stop him.
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624. He stuck both of them in his pocket.
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625. That's actually pretty clever.
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626. Guess I can't use that trick again, huh?
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627. Oh, my stomach!
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628. It was a pretty smart plan, jerry.
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629. But I'm on to you.
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630. There's only one good reason to kill the biopsy.
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631. You poisoned your wife,
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632. and you don't want the coppers to get wise.
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633. No!
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634. Oh, all right.
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635. Then you're just a moron.
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636. Biopsy me.
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637. Only if this thing hits your brain, you moron.
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638. And I can't stress that "moron" part enough.
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639. You're killing your wife.
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640. She is the love of my life.
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641. careful—
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642. once she's dead and you're on wife number two,
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643. you're gonna feel real guilty about saying that.
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644. Feel that?
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645. Get used to it.
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646. Pain's gonna get a lot worse.
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647. No, it won't.
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648. Morphine just isn't working right now for some reason.
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649. I'm putting you on a tranquilizer in the meantime.
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650. It'll work again soon.
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651. Wanna bet?
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652. I don't care about the pain.
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653. I need to be in pain
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654. because I have to get worse.
Means you can dothe biopsy on me.
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655. Dude, she's in a coma.
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656. Who are you trying to impress?
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657. I'd die for her.
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658. Give up.
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659. Or we can wait for him to get all grown-up and cynical.
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660. I was just gonna call you.
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661. I need a court order to biopsy this woman's brain.
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662. Speaking of litigation...
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663. michael tritter.
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664. You know dr. House.
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665. You guys can talk here.
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666. I don't want to sue you.
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667. Good.
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668. I wanna beat the crap out of you.
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669. Less good.
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670. And I'll tell you why.
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671. You're a bully.
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672. And bullies, they don't back down.
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673. Until they run into someone stronger and meaner.
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674. But you'll accept an apology.
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675. Yes.
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676. Not really a recipe for sincerity.
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677. I'm not looking for sincerity.
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678. I'm looking for humiliation.
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679. Something that will make you think twice
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680. before you treat the next patient like crap.
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681. Here's what's gonna happen.
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682. You go brag to your friends about
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683. how you made the big nasty doctor poop in his pants.
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684. I get cuddy off my back by telling her
that I humiliated myself.
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685. Here's the catch
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686. We're both gonna be lying.
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687. I'm not apologizing.
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688. If anything, you deserved a bigger thermometer.
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689. What's wrong?
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690. Jeremy's worse.
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691. Then that's what's right.
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692. Cut the stubborn jerk's head open and take a slice.
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693. It's not his brain.
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694. Lactic acid's up to 39.
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695. His intestines are rotting.
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696. This isn't sarcoidosis.
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697. Well, he'll get his wish.
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698. He's dying.
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699. It's just not in a way that's gonna help his wife.
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700. coma's worse. She's losing response to stimuli.
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701. He's vomiting blood, and his lactic acid's 45.
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702. He's gotta have ischemic bel.
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703. So what?
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704. Well, let's see,
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705. lack of blood flow is causing his guts to die
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706. which will cause him to die,
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707. unless we cut out a few feet of small intestine
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708. and reattach the ends—I don't know.
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709. Seems worth a mention.
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710. Why does he have it?What does it tell us?
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711. Small cell vasculitis?
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712. Good, now let's hear it again,
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713. but this time with a more environmental or infectious feeling.
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714. Or, like I said before, it might
not be environmental or infectious.
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715. He has vasculitis. She has porphyria.
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716. Belly pain plus hallucinations: Classic symptoms.
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717. Could even cause a coma.
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718. Fine.
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719. Start her on hematin for porphyria.
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720. What about him?
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721. Take out the dead bowel.
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722. That's all we can do.
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723. And biopsy it.
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724. If foreman's right, it might save him.
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725. If foreman's wrong, dead bowel might save both of them.
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726. Bowel's not dead.
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727. unless he's been tossing down frosty
cans of lactic acid, the bowel is deaD.
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728. What we're looking for is a reason it's dead.
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729. Bowel's not dead.
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730. Just general swellingand edema.
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731. High lactate was probably from stress.
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732. We just sliced him openfrom chest to pubic bone for nothing.
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733. Nothing is something.
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734. Forget the ischemia.
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735. Add the edema and swelling.
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736. Probably fromcutting him open.
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737. Probably, not definitely.
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738. Okay, back to the beginning.
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739. What did we talk about?
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740. Anything.I wanna hear it all again.
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741. Allergies. Doesn't fit at all now.
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742. stds—maybe we got the wrong one.
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743. What about syphilis?
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744. Neurological symptoms—he wasn't cheating on her.
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745. Yeah, yeah,"love of his life."
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746. Don't you have to wait until he's dead
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747. before you make that determination?
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748. She's his only girlfriend ever.
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749. They grew up next door,
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750. they ran off together as teenagers.
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751. Sarcoidosis—we only ruled it out
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752. 'cause we though the had ischemic—
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753. why did they run off?
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754. What difference does—
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755. kids talk about running off.How many do it?
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756. What was the reason?
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757. they were trying to escape his
evilpill-popping, racist dad.
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758. You would've liked him.
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759. We should do another biopsy—
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760. how do you know the dad was racist?
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761. He beat up his son for dating a black girl.
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762. I extrapolated from that.
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763. You see racism everywhere.
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764. Maybe he just didn't like this black girl.
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765. it's not sarcoid. We would have seengranulomas in his—
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766. she has pretty eyes.
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767. Forget infectious.
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768. Forget environmental.
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769. Defective dna is keeping them from making a critical protein.
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770. Hence the fluid buildup.
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771. It's the throat, stomach, chest and brain.
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772. Angioedema?
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773. Hereditary angioedema.
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774. Symptoms fit perfectly.
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775. It's an incredibly rare disease.
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776. They both would have to have a parent—
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777. is it a coincidence that your sister has great hair?
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778. Or that these two have green eyes?
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779. you're not saying...
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780. they're not brother and sister.
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781. Ew. God, no.
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782. That would be sick.
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783. Half-brother and sister.
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784. Different moms.
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785. Dad must have had an affair with her mom.
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786. That's why he flipped out when the kids started dating.
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787. He had it himself.
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788. Probably why the pills.
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789. We don't know for sure.
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790. Testing for hae or paternity is gonna take a day.
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791. She doesn't have a day.
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792. Start treating and see what happens.
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793. Any change?
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794. Her response to stimuliis still just as weak.
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795. I almost hope she stays in a coma.
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796. That's sweet, cameron.
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797. I'd like to avoid shattering both of their lives.
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798. You don't think dying will do that?
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799. It's just her oximeter.
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800. Tracy.
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801. Tracy.
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802. She's awake.
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803. Oh, god, baby.It's gonna be okay.
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804. awesome!
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805. Can I tell them?
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806. We've obviously got to let them know what's wrong.
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807. But the cause, the brother-sister thing...
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808. good plan.
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809. You just got to keep them away from...
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810. doctors, the internet,
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811. and anyone who's nota total moron.
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812. Tell them.
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813. Yesterday, he was willing to die to save her.
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814. We've got to give them time to recover.
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815. He might be a little vexed that
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816. you kept letting him hump his sister in the meantime.
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817. Tell them.
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818. Unless their dad was also the product of an incestuous union
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819. the chances of serious complications are minimal.
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820. Noble of you to take that risk.
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821. Tell them or I will.
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822. —so we just need to take these pills.
—Twice a day.
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823. Angioedema's very treatable.You'll be fine.
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824. So, what?
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825. We, like, caught this from each other?
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826. No.
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827. It's a condition you both always had.
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828. The onset of symptoms are sometimes caused by stress or trauma.
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829. The incident at the diner.
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830. So we got it as kids?
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831. It's, um...
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832. it's a genetic disease.
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833. It's not—
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834. there's no good reason two unrelated people would get it.
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835. We think you guys should take a dna test.
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836. How can we be related?
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837. We think you have the same dad.
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838. We don't know for sure until we do the tests.
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839. Oh, god.
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840. Your father...
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841. no, no.
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842. This can't—this can't be true.
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843. Yeah, yeah—jer, jer, I'm lighter—
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844. you know, I'm lighter than both my parents.
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845. And our eyes.
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846. Everyone always talks about how we have the same eyes.
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847. You're not really siblings.
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848. We have the same father!
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849. You didn't fight in the backseat on car trips.
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850. You didn't change each other's diapers.
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851. You guys just...
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852. met and fell in love.
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853. The—the way you feel—
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854. that... hasn't changed.
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855. hey foreman, can you wear the beeper
for a couple of hours this weekend?
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856. What?
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857. We just destroyed two people's lives.
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858. I'm not allowed to run errands anymore?
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859. I'd like to see some sign that it affects you,
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860. or that you recognize it affects other people.
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861. So are you gonna wearthe beeper or not?
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862. Sorry, I can't.
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863. You just want to punish me.
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864. I'm busy.
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865. With what?
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866. I'm going out of town.
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867. Where are you going?
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868. Foreman...
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869. you're not missing a blue shoe, are you?
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870. Come—
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871. you can't bet when you know the answer before hand.
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872. We could spend all day arguing
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873. whether you can bet when you know the answer before hand.
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874. Give me the 200 bucks.
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875. What?
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876. Hey. Hey.
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877. You okay?
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878. I was just wondering.
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879. You really like jazz?
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880. I love it.
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881. Are you lying?
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882. I'm lying.
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883. I want to spend time with you.
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884. Is that so terrible?
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885. No.
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886. Maybe we shouldn't walk out together.
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887. People see us leaving...
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888. they gotta find out sometime.
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889. Let me just meet you at your place.
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890. She got her own room.
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891. She just... needs some time alone.
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892. You want me to hang out here a bit?
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893. If you've come to return the thermometer, don't bother.
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894. I've moved on.
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895. If you'd actually read my chart,
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896. you'd have known that I'm a cop.
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897. You were going 40 in a 25 zone.
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898. Oh, come on.
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899. This isn't because I was speeding.
This is because I'm latino.
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900. License, registration, proof of insurance.
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901. Sorry.Cool jacket.
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902. Only pockets for important stuff.
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903. That's a shame.
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904. 50 buck ticket.
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905. Is that your way of beating me up?
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906. Or is that just the price for sticking something in you?
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907. You took a pill while you were...
examining a patient.
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908. That's serious addictive behavior.
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909. I'm betting that you're holding right now.
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910. I wasn't weaving,I'm not drunk.
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911. You've got no reason to—
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912. pupils dilated.
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913. Appeared to be under the influence of a narcotic.
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914. Would you mind turning around, please,
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915. putting your hands behind your head?
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916. Does that polite crapever work on people?
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917. Most people... realize there's only one answer.
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918. You got a prescription?
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919. I'm a cripple who works in a hospital.
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920. You don't think I can get a valid prescription?
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921. Arrogant son of a bitch like you?
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922. I bet you didn't bother.
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923. You are under arrest...
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924. for possession... of narcotics.
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925. You have the right to remain silent,
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926. which you should take advantage of for once in your life.
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927. If you give up the right to remain silent,
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928. anything you say can and will be used against you...
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