1. Hajime!
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2. Matte.
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3. She almost took my head off!
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4. Your fault.
You didn't guard your left side.
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5. Hajime!
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6. Matte!
Point.
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7. Hajime!
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8. Matte, matte, matte!
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9. Matte, matte!
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10. Stop, stop, stop!
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11. Addie...
you're bleeding.
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12. I never even hit her.
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15. House
Season 3 Episode 22
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16. good morning.
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17. This is funny.
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18. - "People don't—"
- not done reading. Go away.
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19. Most likely she coughed it up,
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20. which would mean it's from her lungs.
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22. No fever, no elevated white count,
which rules out infection.
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23. And the blood panels found no drugs, no toxins.
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24. The bronchoscopy was pristine.
So much for the lungs.
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25. - Good morning.
- Not yet.
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26. So then the blood came from her stomach,
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27. which would mean it's an ulcer or a gi bleed.
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28. Er also ran an upper and lower gi.
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29. No occult blood in her stool.
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30. which means no ulcer or gi bleed.
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31. Which means it's not from the stomach either,
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32. which means it didn't come from anywhere.
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33. You guys get to the point where the blood
didn't come from anywhere?
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34. Rupture in her sinus cavity?
Drip through the back?
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35. - Not that much blood.
- Trauma from karate?
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36. No trauma.
Kicked the other guy's ass.
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37. Now a good time?
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38. If you can tell me how blood can mysteriously appear—
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39. now.
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40. This includes you.
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41. What's going on?
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42. - Yeah.
- Why?
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43. He's afraid of turning into me.
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44. Well, that's a good enough reason.
Sign here.
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45. That's not promising.
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46. Good luck.
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47. - Thank you.
- That's it?
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48. You're not gonna tell him that we're a family,
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49. and families don't abandon each other?
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50. - You want me to?
- No.
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51. - Would it make any difference?
- No.
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52. Good luck, Dr. Foreman.
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53. So, where were we?
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54. College sophomore coughing up blood.
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55. Not the case, the speculation.
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56. The palace intrigue, the rising self-doubts.
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57. - Did Foreman get a promotion?
- I resigned.
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58. What?
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59. Personally, I can't believe I've had the same
three employees for three years.
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60. The patient could have a heart problem.
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61. Yes, life goes on.
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62. Look at the eager beaver combing his hair.
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63. Hyperdynamic heart could force
too much blood into her lungs.
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64. She coughed up the overflow.
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65. It wouldn't leave a trace in her lungs
because it's traveling through normal plumbing.
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66. Foreman, go do a stress echo test to see if he's right.
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67. Cameron, check out the dorm, and redo the er labs.
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68. I'll get going on Foreman's farewell party.
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69. Everybody good with a mermaid under the stars theme?
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70. So why are you leaving?
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71. Or is it just some sort of power play?
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72. You can have my parking space and my locker.
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73. Is it about house?
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74. Let me get all sensitive and confide in you.
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75. Addie, pedal harder.
We need your heart rate at 170.
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76. Why wouldn't you want to tell me?
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77. I don't like you.
Never have, never will.
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78. You want me to share some more?
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79. Even if you do hate me, if you found another job, you'd tell me.
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80. If house did something to drive you out of here, you'd tell me.
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81. The fact that you won't tell me means that whatever the real reason is...
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82. you're ashamed of it.
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83. guys...
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84. I'm at 170.
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85. Pulmonary artery looks good.
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86. It's not a heart problem.
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87. - Are you cold?
- No.
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88. - Scared?
- I'm okay. Why?
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89. On your arm.
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90. Addie has goose bumps.
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91. Ooh...
no recovering from those babies.
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92. You don't have goose bumps for no reason.
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93. They're a reaction to the body thinking it's cold.
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94. She wasn't cold— her temperature was normal.
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95. But her body thought it was, which means...
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96. what, a brain problem?
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97. A messed-up hypothalamus could cause goose bumps,
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98. but they're not gonna cause her to cough up blood.
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99. She has no neurological issues— she had a shiver.
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100. I think there's an infection.
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101. We've ruled out infection
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102. I think there's an infection.
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103. Blood goes where it's needed.
An infection likes nice wet places—her lungs.
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104. Start treatment.
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105. All that cool stuff for bacterial,
fungal, and atypical infections.
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106. Get a lung biopsy.
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107. I want to see the little bugger up close.
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108. - Why is Foreman quitting?
- He wants to breed llamas.
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109. Interesting.
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110. You're ashamed of the reason too.
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111. No one writes tamoxifen like you.
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112. Well, I use a G.
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113. Foreman resigned.
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114. I'm sorry.
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115. - It's okay, no biggie.
- Right.
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116. He give a reason?
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117. He said he didn't want to end up like me.
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118. I had a brilliant retort.
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119. I can't remember what it was at the moment.
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120. You don't want to end up like you.
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121. Good point.
Can I resign?
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122. What's up with that?
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123. - With what?
- You yawned.
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124. I just told you something interesting,
so you're not bored.
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125. It's 11:00 in the morning, you're drinking coffee, so you're not tired.
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126. I didn't yawn, so it's not a mirror-neuron reaction...
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127. which leaves symptom.
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128. Vasovagal issue.
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129. - Maybe a heart problem.
- My heart's fine.I was up late
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131. I'm okay with Foreman leaving.
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132. Either you're lying,
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133. Or you just jumped right to acceptance.
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134. Sorry, I yawned because
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135. You could try bargaining with him—
give him a raise.
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136. How much do you think it would cost
to make him want to be like me?
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137. Thanks for the coffee.
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138. She seems fine.
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139. - She is fine.
- She coughed up blood.
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140. - Past tense.
- She has diarrhea.
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141. From the antibiotics for the infection.
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142. Lung biopsy says she doesn't have an infection.
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143. Well, then you screwed up the biopsy.
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144. Or you're wrong about infection.
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145. If I'm wrong, then so is her body,
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146. 'cause it obviously thinks she's got an infection,
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147. or it wouldn't have gotten better from the antibiotics.
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149. Yawning's a symptom of fatigue or cholinergic excitation.
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150. Does this have anything to do with Addie?
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151. - Let's say yes.
- cerebral tumor, epilepsy.
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152. Could also be a medication reaction to antidepressants,
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153. or some meds for end-stage liver failure.
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154. Let's say no.
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155. You don't want to leave this job.
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156. three years you've been here, you've never
once laughed at anything he's said.
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157. Because I wasn't kissing his ass.
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158. But now you are?
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159. Now you're nervous.
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160. Uncomfortable about your decision.
It wasn't even that good a joke.
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161. Oh, crap.
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162. Most of your jokes are excellent.
I just meant in comparison.
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163. Shut up.
I think she may not have an infection.
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164. We better deal with her before she crashes.
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165. - She can't breathe!
- Get off the bed.
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166. We need a crash cart.
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167. - What's happening?
- Let's get her down now.
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168. The pressure's collapsing her lungs.
She's not getting any air.
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169. Oh, my god!
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170. she couldn't breathe because she had a pleural effusion.
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171. Thoracentesis revealed low protein count.
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172. Effusion was transudative, which means
she has cirrhosis of the liver,
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173. or she's in heart failure.
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174. Heart was fine, liver enzymes were normal.
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175. There's something called
"blude" in the pleural effusion.
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176. Oh, it's not "blude,"it's blood.
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177. Ha—which is great.
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178. Not for her, but for me.
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179. Because it means I think it's an infection.
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180. The labs indicated minute traces of blood.
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181. You can't ignore the blood because
it's a minority, can you, Foreman?
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182. if we count the traces of blood as significant,
the differential isn't just infection.
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183. It could be lung cancer, breast cancer, lymphoma.
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184. Great, go tell her she's got one of those.
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185. Or you can tell her that we haven't given her
enough antibiotics for her infection.
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186. Double the dose, and check her lungs.
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187. We checked her lungs, they're clean.
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188. On the outside.
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189. she needs an arteriogram.
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190. It's about my bowel movements.
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191. What isn't these days?
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192. - You sure you want to be here for this?
- We do everything together.
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193. Of course.
The toilet can be a lonely place.
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194. Drop your pants,I'll suit up.
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195. - They float.
- Huh?
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196. My bowel movements.
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197. Honey says they're not supposed to.
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198. I'm a nutritionist.
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199. Yes, I could tell from the cool toe-loop sandals.
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200. Thank you.
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201. You're welcome.
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202. And the natural-fiber clothing,I assume, means some kind of vegetarian denomination?
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203. We're vegans.
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204. At first I was a little concerned about the lack of protein, but
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205. honey showed me you can get it from lots—
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207. And you've been together how long?
Six months?
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208. How'd you know?
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209. Because after six months, poop love fades.
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210. And if you'd been together shorter than that, then—
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211. I'll explain right after this break.
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212. Three ten-milligram pills of your finest amphetamines.
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213. arteriogram was normal.
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214. which means her lungs are fine.
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215. what if the clear arteriogram significant?
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216. It is significant.
It means there's no infection.
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217. I think there's an infection.
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218. infections don't come and go. People don't get better then worse in the same treatment.
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219. Unless your body can't finish out the fight.
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220. Maybe goes a couple of rounds, then gives up.
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221. - Why would it give up?
- Maybe its name is Foreman.
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222. Come on, where's that smile?
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223. That laugh that makes the whole world sunny without contributing to global warming.
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224. Maybe she's missing a protein.
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225. Blood panel and enzymes show her proteins are normal.
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226. You can't have tested for every protein.
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227. I can think of at least one you can't test for at all.
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228. Complement factor h deficiency.
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229. If she has that, she's dead.
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230. No way to fend off bacteria.
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231. She'll get one infection after another until her body shuts down.
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232. Maybe we can get ahead of the game.
Manage each symptom as it comes up.
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233. It would give her five miserable years instead of six miserable months.
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234. there's no diagnostic test for complement factor h deficiency.
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235. So we isolate the cells that are yummiest for it.
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237. You're cheating on honey.
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238. What?
No, I'm not.
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240. It's okay.
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241. I get it.
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242. Well, I was gonna say relax, but oddly enough you seem pretty relaxed already.
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243. You're accomplished, you're funny.
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245. he's not cheating with another woman.
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246. He's cheating with another food group.
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247. What?
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249. Probably had a big cheese burger for lunch.
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250. - You're eating flesh?
- It's just a hamburger.
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251. - Not all the time.
- You're disgusting!
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252. The soy cakes taste like cardboard.
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253. Unsalted cardboard.
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254. I'm accomplished.
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255. I'm funny.
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256. Can I...
have whatever I want?
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257. Can we wait a second?
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258. - What's wrong?
- I feel good.
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260. you felt good yesterday, and then you almost suffocated.
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261. And you know that that thing is in my eye?
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263. If we find it, our hope is that we can treat it.
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264. - You hope?
- Mom. Don't hang on every word.
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265. He said he hopes.
That means he doesn't know.
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266. I just want to understand what's going on.
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267. We won't know anything until we do the test.
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268. Addie, this all looks really scary, but you'll feel nothing. Okay?
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269. Okay.
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270. You rang?
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271. You called me.
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272. I bought you an espresso.
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273. You've been buying me coffee for a couple of
weeks, I thought I'd pay you back with one.
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274. How did you walk with the
cane and the two coffees?
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275. Why are you suspicious?
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276. Because it's either that or accept the
fact that you've done something nice.
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277. And then I have to deal with the horsemen
and the rain of fire and the end of days.
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278. You think I spat in yours?
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279. Or worse.
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280. I stacked them.
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281. What do you think of me hiring a
nutritionist instead of a neurologist?
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282. They sound almost the same.
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283. I take it you've met a hot nutritionist.
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284. Don't cheapen this.
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285. We had an in-depth conversation
about proteins and fats.
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286. I was about to examine her
boyfriend's rectum.
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287. You asked for a date while your
finger was in her boyfriend?
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288. Got her number.
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289. No, no. No way.
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290. This is an employment application.
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291. She doesn't want to go out with
you, she's looking for a job.
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292. Oh,god, she's 26.
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293. With the wisdom of a much younger woman.
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294. Have you spoken to Foreman?
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295. Several times.
We laugh-
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296. you're gonna lose him.
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297. And that will be depressing...
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298. and will only make me appreciate
all the good things that I do have.
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299. Macular biopsy was negative,
which means you're wrong.
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300. There's no complement factor
h deficiency.
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301. The most likely cause of altering blood
flow in the brain is a clot or a tumor.
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302. We can rule out a clotting issue
because she has a bleeding issue.
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303. Which means we should
be looking for a tumor.
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304. I think there's an infection.
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305. Just because the cells in
her eye aren't dead yet,
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306. doesn't mean they're working.
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307. So why did we do the test?
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308. Because if it had been positive,
it would have proved I was right.
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309. But negative doesn't prove you wrong.
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310. That's the beauty of the test.
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311. She needs an mri of her brain.
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312. Absolutely.
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313. As long as you're scanning, you
mind having a boo for an abscess,
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315. I didn't expect house to beg me to stay,
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316. but it seems like he's in
a better mood since I quit.
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317. Nothing in the axial view.
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318. You haven't asked me why I'm leaving.
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319. I figured you'd tell
me when you wanted to.
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320. I don't want to be like him.
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321. You're not a jerk.
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322. Thank you.
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323. I mean, sometimes you are.
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324. But I don't think we
can pin that on house.
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325. And you're a better doctor than
when you came through the door.
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326. I'm better at some
things, worse at others.
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327. Again, not house's fault. It's a job.
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328. You're supposed to take
the good, and leave the bad.
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329. It's easier for you.
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330. Why, because you think I
need to toughen up?
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331. You think I'm weak?
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332. Yeah.
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333. See,I am a jerk. I've gotta
get out of here.
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336. Brain's clean. No tumor and no abscess.
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337. We're all wrong.
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338. My head!
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339. My head!
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340. Grody!
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341. Looks like massive tissue death.
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342. Who cares-her head blew
up. How cool is that.
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think it's an infection.
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345. And you'd be right,
if you weren't wrong.
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346. Here we go again.
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347. She's got infections that
come and go, which means-
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349. Good guess, but no.
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350. It means either she's got a
leprechaun in her colon,
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351. which is playing with the doggy door,
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352. letting bacteria in and out.
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353. Or she's got
complement factor h deficiency.
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354. Are you enjoying this?
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woman's li-
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356. I'm saving a woman's life!
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357. Actually,I'm diagnosing her.
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358. Technically I'm diagnosing her with
something that's gonna kill her,
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I am saving her life.
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360. An autoimmune problem makes more sense.
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361. You can't explain a
transudative pleural effusion
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363. You'd need three white boards
and 100 different-colored markers.
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364. No, it's much more likely she
has an invisible protein
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365. that allowed bacteria to
arbitrarily invade her lungs,
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366. then arbitrarily invade her pleura,
then arbitrarily jump into her head.
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367. If it's autoimmune, she can live.
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368. But we have to give her steroids
now, before her heart ruptures.
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369. If you're wrong and you give
her steroids, she dies now.
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370. Foreman, you want a rundown on how it
feels to go with your gut and kill a person?
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371. We can get into the
whole spiring out of control,
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372. self-doubt, resigning thing.
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373. Do it.
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374. The worst that can happen is you quit.
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375. Cameron, want to explain to the parents why
you'll be holding paddles while he's doing it?
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376. Because if her heart goes
boom, it'll boom right away.
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377. She really has to be awake for this?
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378. If there's a problem, she
can tell us what she feels.
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379. Relax.
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380. We're scared.
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381. I don't want you to be scared.
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382. Then get better.
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383. Okay, sweetie?
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385. I'm sorry.
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387. Ready.
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388. My patient's about to
have a heart attack.
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389. It's gonna be massive.
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390. Oh,well, that's too bad 'cause I just got
tickets to a stroke on the third floor.
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391. Have you had a conversation with Foreman?
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393. You haven't... because then you
would have to confront your own emotions.
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definitely feel something here.
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396. Get me some licorice.
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397. This is gonna be the best
heart attack of all time.
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398. Oh,it,wait, wait-
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399. she's gonna shock her.
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400. There's always tomorrow.
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lined up interviews yet?
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You're symbolicating killing him.
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408. Symbolic-a-lating-gosh, that's
a hard word.
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410. Hey,I'm not the one sym-
I'm not the one symb-
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411. I'm not the one pretending to kill someone.
What would it take for you to stay? Is it money?
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- He said that?
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make a difference?
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414. - Are you sure you're okay?
- Hello?
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416. I'm late for a breast
thing. You know he wants you.
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417. You know he's good;you
know he can make you good.
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418. I don't know what I'm
saying. You don't-I don't-
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you know I'm right. I gotta go.
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420. Sorry it took me so
long to get down here.
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421. I'm Dr. Wilson. I guess Dr.
Stein's gone. Don't worry about it.
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422. I'll talk to him when we're done.
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probably calcium deposits.
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424. Well, with your medical history
you don't want to take any chances.
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425. I can't seem to put on my
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426. Okay, well... that's fine. One's
enough. Well, let's have a look.
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427. You sure talk fast.
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428. This is nothing. You should
see me when we're busy.
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429. I just winked at you. I just-I've
never winked at a patient in my life.
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430. I have no-I am so sorry. I
have no idea what I was thinking.
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431. It's okay.
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432. No, it's not. I was hitting on you.
I wasn't consciously hitting on you,
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433. but what else could you think?
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434. That you were being reassuring?
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435. Yeah, that would make
sense. On the other hand,I-
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436. I feel like my heart's gonna explode.
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437. Are you okay?
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438. I feel a little sweaty. Am I sweating?
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439. Yeah.
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440. Is something wrong?
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441. I can't-I
can't-
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442. I put on gloves to do a
breast exam-perfect. Sorry.
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443. It's 185.
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444. 185.
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445. 185?
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446. Excuse me,I have to go kill
someone.
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447. You dosed me!
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448. Yes,I did.
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449. But only because you didn't
trust me, your best friend.
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450. You could've killed me!
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451. Amphetamines aren't gonna kill you.
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452. You don't know my medical
history. I-I could've-
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453. you could've given me a heart attack.
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454. A heart attack is not gonna kill
you. You were in a hospital.
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455. A- ha! You yawned.
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456. A- ha...
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457. you tried to kill me.
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458. I put you on uppers, and
you still yawned.
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459. Means it's a symptom
of being a big, fat liar.
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460. Yawning is a side effect of
some anti-depressants-
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461. apparently the ones you're on.
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462. I'm not on
anti-depressants;I'm on speed.
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463. That means it's a symptom of cerebral
tumor. You got six weeks to live.
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464. Mr. Well-adjusted is as
messed up as the rest of us.
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465. Why would you keep that a secret? Are you
ashamed of recognizing how pathetic your life is?
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466. It's not a secret, house!
It's-it's-
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467. it's personal!
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468. How long has it been personal?
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469. It's personal!
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470. Yawning's recent, so either you just
started or you changed prescriptions.
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471. This is why I take them.
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472. They're anti-depressants.
Not anti-annoyance-ants.
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473. You'd think this would
naturally come up in conversation.
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474. Oh, don't act hurt. You don't care.
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475. On one of those occasions when you're
pompously lecturing me on what to do to fix my life.
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476. You wouldn't take them.
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477. You'd rather od on vicodin or
stick electrodes in your head
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478. because you could say you
did it to get high.
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479. The only reason to take anti-depressants
is because you're depressed.
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480. You have to admit that you're depressed.
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481. Gimme.
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482. - Are you gonna admit that
- nope.
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483. I'm gonna prove that I'm not depressed.
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484. Well,I can't give you my prescription.
You've got to meet with a psychiatrist.
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485. You need a whole work-up.
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486. Give me a vicodin so I don't stroke.
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487. I... Wouldn't drink that.
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488. My leg hurt, and I...
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489. House.
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490. Why didn't you pick up the
phone? We've been calling.
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491. I was sleeping.
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492. What did you do?
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493. Nothing.
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494. This is how regular people
look when you wake them up.
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495. Chase was wrong.
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496. Addie's kidneys shut down.
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497. hemolytic uremic syndrome
shut down Addie's kidneys.
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498. Peripheral smear of red
cells had schistocytes.
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499. Huh.
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500. Hus is usually caused by an
infection or a protein deficiency.
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501. What a coincidence.
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502. I know a patient with an infection
and a protein deficiency.
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503. You think it's possible
there's a connection?
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504. I want to hear you say
it, chase. It will please me.
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505. Doesn't mean you're right. You predicted
cardiac arrest- instant cardiac arrest.
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506. There were only two choices.
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507. Since yours was wrong, mine
must've been right.
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508. Either that or we missed the
leprechaun.
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509. if you're right, there's
nothing to be done.
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510. The steroid treatment we gave her means
when the next infection hits, it'll hit hard.
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511. Liver failure, cardiac
arrest-
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512. on the bright side, it
confirms my diagnosis.
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513. Don't you see how
incredible this call was?
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514. A protein deficiency.
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515. Can't be tested, can't be seen.
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516. I called it based on coughing blood.
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517. You're happy about this.
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518. She's going to die.
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519. That's not my fault.
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520. She's gonna die anyway.
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521. But now, thanks to me, at
least she'll know why.
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522. I'm sure you'll see that gratitude
in her eyes when you tell her.
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523. I'm not telling her.
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524. No one's telling her. Not
'til we're sure I'm right.
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525. But we're gonna wait for her to stroke or have
a heart attack to confirm before we tell her.
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526. Seems like the humane approach.
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527. Her heart went into v-fib.
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528. Brought her back. Barely.
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529. Congratulations.
You have your confirmation.
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530. What's her name?
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531. - Who? The co-ed?
- Sure.
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532. Dead sophomore girl?
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533. - You know her father's name?
- Dad. Her mother's name is mommy.
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534. Ben and jodie are about to lose their
only daughter, Addie.
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535. You think they're gonna give a crap
if I know their names?
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536. Five years from now when the father's looking at
photographs of his daughter graduating from high school
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537. they're not gonna remember the nice black doctor who
called them by their first name.
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538. You don't wanna quit.
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539. - You saying you don't want me to quit?
- Didn't sound like I said that.
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540. I'm saying that suddenly you're trying to turn
me into a kinder, gentler ass.
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541. 'Cause you know who you are.
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542. And you figure if you can make me decent and caring,
then maybe there's a hope for you—
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543. you are about to tell a girl she's dying.
And you think it's about you.
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544. God,I hope I'm not you.
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545. I'm sorry.
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546. Addie, you're dying.
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547. - Are you sure?
- Yes.
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548. Your infections will get worse.
The toxins will spill into your blood.
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549. - How long?
- Two days... Maybe less.
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550. - You have a condition called-
- it doesn't matter.
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551. - It's, um,a very rare protein deficiency-
- I don't want to hear it.
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552. Okay.
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553. It's what's killing you.
This is what's killing you.
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554. You're not interested in what's killing you?
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555. Will that make any difference?
Will I live any longer?
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556. Please, could you just leave?
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557. What's the point of living without curiosity?
Without craving the—
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558. so I'm screwing up my last few hours
because I won't listen to you?
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559. - Get out of here.
- It's—it's—it's like the...
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560. - Dark matter in the universe.
- You're smiling.
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561. No,I'm not.
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562. You can only diagnose a problem by looking at what's
—missing.
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563. Oh, god.I have to go.
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564. Nineteen-year-old didn't want to hear the coolest
explanation of why she's gonna die.
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565. Begged me to shut up.
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566. If you can't shut up, at least talk quietly.
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567. Amphetamine withdrawal's a bitch.
She thought that I was happy.
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568. - You were happy.
- No,I was hazy.
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569. I don't get hazy on vicodin or anything else
I throw down.
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570. Which means I was throwing down something
I didn't know I was throwing down.
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571. Which got me to wondering...
Why didn't you give me those happy pills?
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572. - I told you;you gotta be checked out-
- no, you just didn't want me double dosing.
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573. You dosed me! Those coffees—
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574. they worked.You've been smiling. Relaxed... Happy.
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575. A dying girl thought I was happy.
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576. A moron thought I was happy.
Who the hell doesn't want to know why she's dying?
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577. - House was happy.
- Hazy.
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578. - Happy.
- Hazy!
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579. Oh, right,a dying girl mistook hazy for happy.
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580. Because dying people see happiness everywhere.
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581. - She's miserable.
- She wasn't miserable.
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582. Of course she was miserable.
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583. - You just told her she-
- she's no different than she'd ever been.
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584. She's no different than she'd ever been.
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585. Oh, god.I gotta go.
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586. I need a minute with your daughter.
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587. - Dr.House, get out of here before-
- she's gonna live.
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588. Does that help?Now get out.
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589. - Are you jerking us around?
- Get out!
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590. You... Have got leprechauns in ya.
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591. Depression manifests in lots of different ways.
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592. Some people can't get out of bed all day.
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593. Others have serial relationships and
become oncologists.
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594. - I'm dying;I'm not depressed.
- Wrong and wrong.
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595. You tried to kill yourself by throwing
down kitchen cleanser.
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596. Now, most normal suicidal morons would've
just drank the stuff.
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597. Burn the hell out of their mouth and throat.
Painful, but not deadly.
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598. But being a college-educated, suicidal moron,
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599. you wrapped it in gel caps or
gum which left no trace.
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600. It burned a hole in your intestine.
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601. But the body can repair almost anything...
Which is cool.
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602. In your case, scar tissue closed up the hole.
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603. But it also formed a bridge between a vein
and an artery.
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604. Now, veins are supposed to help the intestine
flush bacteria away.
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605. But the bridge allowed the bacteria entrance to
the artery where they got a free ride everywhere.
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606. Can you fix me?
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607. Surgery can fix the bridge.
Take about two hours.
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608. Psychotherapy's gonna take you a little longer.
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609. Why'd you do it?
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610. I don't know.
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611. I just... have never been happy.
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612. Please don't tell my parents.
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613. They'll blame themselves,
and it's not their fault.
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614. Please, you can't tell them.
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615. Technically, all you have to do is promise
me that you won't do it again.
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616. Then legally,I can't tell them.
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617. I promise.
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618. Yeah. Sure.
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619. - We can't thank you enough-
- your daughter tried to kill herself.
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620. That's why she's here.
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621. Legally,I'm supposed to keep that
between me and her.
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622. Which makes sense.
She's obviously an adult.
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623. Capable of her own well-reasoned decisions.
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624. You're sure?
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625. If she doesn't die in the next couple of hours...
Yeah,I'm right.
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626. How could she hide this?
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627. Everyone has secrets.
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628. We'll take care of her.
Figure it out.
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629. - Make her happy?
- Get her into therapy.
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630. Might want to try some meds too.
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631. Can we call you?
If we have any questions.
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632. No.
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633. - 'Sup?
- Nothing.
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634. - You wanted to see me?
- Yeah.
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635. House's patient.
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636. Yeah, the one that would've died if not for him.
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637. - Subtle.
- Thanks.
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638. You're really scared you'll turn into him.
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639. Don't tell me I'm better than him.
Don't tell me take the good, leave the bad.
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640. Cameron already tried.
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641. I'm telling you there are worse things to turn into.
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642. It's not worth it.
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643. - I didn't think you were gonna show.
- Sorry.
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644. Surgery went a little late.
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645. So you really think I have all
the necessary qualifications?
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646. I can't discuss this with a dry mouth.
What do you got there?
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647. Peppermint tea.
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648. I'm going to have a mug of peppermint tea, please.
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649. This isn't a job interview, is it?
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650. It's some kind of interview.
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651. You're judging me,I'm judging you.
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652. You have the upper hand.
I don't know anything about you.
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653. I'm on anti-depressants 'cause a doctor
friend of mine thinks I'm miserable.
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654. I don't like them. They make me hazy.
I eat meat.I like drugs.
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655. And I'm not always faithful to the women I date.
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656. You don't seem depressed.
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657. You do realize you just skipped over
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658. that most women would run screaming from.
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659. - You told the truth.
- Yeah.
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660. I don't always do that either.
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661. Well, how miserable can you be saving lives,
sleeping around, and doing drugs?
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662. Were you on the debating team in high school?
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