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4. I want juice.
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5. It's bedtime.
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6. Close your eyesand go to sleep.
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7. Mom!
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8. What do you want, clance?
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9. Oh.
Hi, dad.
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10. Go to bed.
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11. Can I turn the tv on?
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12. Tv is only for the daytime.
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13. I'll keep the volume down.
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16. what if they cometo get me again?
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17. Nobody is comingto get you.
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18. Go to bed.
Now.
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20. Mom!
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21. Mom!
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22. Come on, bud.
It's time to get up—
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24. That's a first.
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25. I-I will, uh,I'll seeif he needs breakfast.
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27. Hon, he's not down here.
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28. You sure?
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29. Clancy?
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30. Clancy?
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31. Clancy?
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32. Where are you?
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33. Sweetie, are you hiding?
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34. - Clancy?
- Where is he?
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35. Clancy!
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36. Clancy?
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37. You're gonna bein big trouble when I find you.
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38. honey, come out right now, wherever you are.
This is not funny.
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39. Clancy!
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40. Clancy?
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41. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-
proudly presents
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42. Where's the sweat and the B.O.?
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43. You've taken such pride in bathing
us all in your musk.
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44. Showered at home.
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45. And yet you're earlier than usual.
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46. Is this an intervention?
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47. It's a little late,
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48. I am,however, still hooked on phonics.
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49. If you did your morning run and showered at home,
you'd be later than usual.
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50. Thought of you in the shower.
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52. You seem to be favoring your left side.
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53. I was hanging down my right pant leg yesterday.
Makes all the difference in the world.
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54. - You've taken the stairs every day.
- Did I need a restraining order?
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55. You slack on your rehab,
the muscle will weaken.
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56. And your leg will hurt again.
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57. Looks like the ketamine treatment
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58. Or maybe we've made him depressed
because we're lying to him.
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59. Telling him he got that case wrong.
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60. We didn't hurt him.
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61. he gets depressed, he stops exercising.
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62. He stops exercising, the muscle atrophies.
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63. The muscle atrophies, the pain returns.
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64. Maybe he stopped exercising because
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65. The ketamine could work perfectly and he would
still be back on his cane popping vicon again.
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66. You can't tell him.
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67. He got lucky.
There was no medical...
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68. he was right.
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69. We tell him he was right, and we're
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70. Without vicodin, he's only got
one to focus on.
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71. Well, he's not gonna O.D. On puzzles.
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72. No, it's not gonna hurt him.
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73. But he could just as easily have
killed that patient.
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74. We have a tiny window of time here where
house may be healthy enough to change.
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75. And based on that limp, the window's closing fast.
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76. Kid is a product of an in vitro fertilization
pregnancy. Had all his vaccinations.
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77. Fractured his right ulna at age three,
chicken pox at age fivE...
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78. did he ever get his feelings hurt?
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79. I'll need to know that too.
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80. You are 0 for 1 since you came back.
We just wanna make sure...
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81. rectal bleeding plus alien abduction fantasies,
most likely sexual abuse.
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82. Penetration causes the bleed,
trauma causes the fantasy.
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83. E.R. Ran a rape kit, found no evidence
of tearing,semen, or pubic hairs.
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84. I think we should talk to the kid.
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85. Why?
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86. In case he's telling the truth?
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87. You're a believer, aren't you?
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88. I'm just not arrogant enough to think
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89. 100 billion stars per galaxy and ten million
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90. that we're the only ones with life.
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91. No.
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92. But I'm guessing we're the only ones who
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93. There is new research indicating a link between
neurological problems and bleeding disorders.
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94. Perfect.
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95. What part of hallucinating an alien
abduction isn't neurological?
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96. It wasn't a hallucination.
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97. What?
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98. - You think the kid...
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99. Nightmares aren'ta symptom of anything
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100. Which just leaves uswith one symptom,
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101. Which can easily be explained by a G.I.
Problemor a bleeding disorder.
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102. Check his coags with a pt,ptt, and bleeding time.
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103. Prep him for endoscopiesfrom above and below.
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104. Gonna make a tiny nick in your forearm, okay?
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105. Then I'm gonna time how longit
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106. This is gonnasting a little,
so you might want tolook the other way.
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107. Are those windows locked?
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108. Those windowsdon't even open.
They're just hereto let sunshine in.
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109. Good.
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110. clancy...
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111. don't bother the doctorwith this stuff.
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112. No, it's okay.
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113. They put a chip in my neck
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114. I can feel it back there.
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115. Clancy, you knowthere is nothing back there.
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116. There is.
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117. Let me see.
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118. And they havethis other thing.
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119. Always on this side.
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120. And then they move itaround my insides.
It hurts.
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121. You know what, clancy?
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122. I think I might havefound the chip back there.
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123. And I think I might be able to get it out.
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124. - Really?
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126. Now hold very still, okay?
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127. Got it.
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128. I'm seven...
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129. All you didwas pinch my neck.
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130. Sorry.
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131. His alien abduction story,
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132. I don't knowwhere he gets it from.
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133. The parents say he doesn't watch sci-fi,
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134. Great.
You do any of thatmedical stuff we talked about?
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135. Upper d lower endoscopieswere clean.
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136. So, it's a simplebleeding disorder.
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137. No. Blood testswere all normal.
And he clotted insix minutes.
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138. So it's a simplebleeding disorder
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139. I didn't screw upthe test.
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140. So it's a U.F.O.
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141. Unidentified flowing orifice.
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142. Either youscrewed up the test or
I screwed upmy analysis of this case.
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143. If you screwed up,I don't have
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144. It's a simplebleeding disorder.
Foreman, redo the test.
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145. How could I screw up a simplebleeding time test?
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146. Maybe you were abductedand lost time.
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147. Kid's got a bleeding disorder.
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148. You're sure?
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149. I had to stopthe bleeding myself after 25 minutes.
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151. Or foreman screwed up.
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152. Big hand points to minutes.
Maybe you got itmixed up.
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153. Oh, snap.
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154. Foreman's playin'the dozens.
You're at a huge cultural disadvantage here, chase.
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155. Take a couple minutesto think of a witty retort.
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156. So we have contradictingbleeding time tests.
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157. If we run labsto check his clotting factors,
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158. Yeah, testing.
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159. Way better than trying to guess
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160. Looks betterin the paperwork too.
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161. Hey, foreman, your mama's so fat,
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162. when her beeper goes off,
people think she's backing up.
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163. Where's clancy?
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164. He's asleep.
He'S...
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165. house!
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166. Clancy's gone missing.
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167. Oh, no!
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168. You take alpha centauri,
foreman can look on tatooine,
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169. and cameron can set
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170. Let's pray he hasn'tgone into hyperdrive.
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171. We'll never catch him.
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172. Clancy?
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173. I had to gowhere there are no windows
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174. GoD.
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175. - I can feel it,I just can't grab it.
- Clancy, stop!
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176. There is no chip.
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177. We're gonna clean you upand
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178. You can't do thingslike this.
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179. Your parents—
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180. Said it might noteven be terrestrial.
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181. Really?
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182. No, you idiot, it's titanium.
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183. Like from a surgical pin.
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184. Like the kind the kidhad inserted
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185. Nice medical history.
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186. That pin was removedsix months after—
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187. so a little piece broke offduring removal.
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188. Titanium is used to build nuclear subs.
Pieces don't just break off.
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189. Tell that to guyson the kursk.
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190. And how exactly did it getfrom
his arm to the back of his neck?
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191. Body attacksany foreign object.
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192. Inflammatory reactioncould erode
it into a vein, fragment gets a free ride.
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193. To his lungs, maybe.
Not his neck.
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194. Yeah, an alien chipmakes more sense.
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195. The real mystery is that you
didn'tactually screw up.
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196. You okay?
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197. Fine.
Tripped.
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198. Kid carved a hole in the back of his neck...
and apparentlydidn't bleed to death.
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199. Now, that's weird.
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200. He clotted on his own?
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201. Sure did.
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202. So first there wasno bleeding disorder,
then there was, now there is not again.
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203. Which is impossible.
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204. Or foreman screwed up.
Two out of three testsagree with my findings.
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205. Well, lucky for us,
the fourth test will be the charm.
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206. So you're just gonnakeep cutting him?
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207. Until what?
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208. This test is different.
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209. We draw some blood and see if
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210. But whyhaven't the other tests—
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211. we've got three resultsthat haven't
been consistent.One of themmust be wrong.
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212. Or two of them.
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213. Is it possible the problemisn't his blood?
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214. It's just psychological.
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216. He wasn't tryingto hurt himself.
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217. No...
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218. he was just looking for an alien tracking device.
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219. I have timefor one more.
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220. Don't blame youfor spending extra time down here.
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221. Heard the artistformerly known
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222. Oh,dr. Cuddywants that one.
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223. She's busy.
I'll take it.
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224. Oh, my god.
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226. you're okay.
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227. Have we met?
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228. I was one of your doctors.
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229. You were ina vegetative state
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230. Addison's disease.
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231. All I needed was cortisol
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232. and my brain turned onlike a switch.
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233. This is amazing.
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234. Surprised you didn't know.
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235. How would I know?
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236. Not quitemy old self yet.
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237. Baby steps, the doctors tell me.
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238. With rehab, you'll do great.
What hospital did you go to?
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239. - How would I...
- I wanna have sexwith my wife.
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240. And I was hoping that maybe...
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241. you could...
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242. viagra?
You're here for viagra?
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243. A bucketfulwould be nice.
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247. - He was recklesswith a patient.
- He was right.
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248. But he didn't know that.
He needs at leastsome glimmer of humility.
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249. Why doeshe need that?
Because other peoplehave that?
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250. Why does he need to belike other people?
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251. He needs to beless reckless.
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252. Well, you did it.
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253. He's dismissing symptoms,
looking for easy solutions. He's in pain.
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254. - How much pain?
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255. You know this isaffecting him, don't you?
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256. Telling him that hegot his last case
right won't do anything to help him.
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257. - It'll make himless depressed.
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258. But you don't know.
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259. Just let merun a pet scan on his parietal
thalamic area to see if it's sensing pain.
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260. If it is, the ketamineisn't working
anymore and he's headed for a huge crash.
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261. If it's not, the leg pain is my
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262. Too tight?
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263. My parentsthink I'm crazy.
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264. No, they don't.
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265. They're justworried about you, that's all.
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266. I'm not weird.
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267. It's just that weird
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268. Slight pinch.
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269. If you make me better, do you think
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270. I don't thinkthey're gonna be
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271. - You lying again?
- No.
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272. We figure this out, everything's gonna be okay.
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273. You still with us?
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275. - What is happening?
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276. Get him oxygen.
Start him on an iv drip of sodium nitroprusside.
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277. Get them outside!
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278. He's in icu.
Systolic is hoveringaround 170.
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279. I left instructionsto lower it slowly so
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280. The trade-off being thatleaving his blood pressure
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281. I'm open to suggestions.
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282. Solve the case.
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283. - Kidneys could explain...
- kidneys are clean.
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284. Tell me he's a mutant/human hybrid.
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285. It is a bleeding disorder.
Clancy tested positive for von willebrand'S.
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286. I didn't screw up.
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287. How could he clot on his owntwo
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288. - Maybe he cheated.
- right.
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289. Kids always cheat ontheir bleeding time tests.
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290. she was being metaphorical.
She's tryingto sound like me.
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291. I have no ideawhat you meant,
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292. I meanthe's clotting right now
and he's inhypertensive crisis.
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293. Maybe the two e related.
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294. What if he was hypertensive the
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295. Hypertensive crisiscan activate clotting factors.
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296. Someone low onvon willebrands
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297. And the first timeclancy clotted, he was all
worked uprecounting his alien abduction.
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298. He could have easilybeen hypertensive.
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299. I know I get worked up when I cut
microchip trackingimplants out of my neck.
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300. Sounds like a cheat to me.
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301. Yeah, we get it.
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302. Okay, what's the differentialfor seven-year-old
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303. We think the problemis in your son's heart.
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304. We need to do a procedurecalled
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305. Okay, and that willfix his heart?
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306. That will tell uswhere the problem is.
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307. Hopefully.
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308. Then we can fix him.
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309. Listen...
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310. this isn't reallypart of my job, but...
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311. he's worried that you thinkhe's crazy.
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312. Well, isn't he?
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313. There are stillplenty of other
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314. It's important he knowsyou believe in him.
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315. Even if you don't.
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316. it's clean.
His heartisn't the problem.
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317. Why don't I have a hi defin my office?
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318. I'm a department head.
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319. - There are nostructural defects.
- Valves are intact.
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320. Tissue characterizationis impossible
when the pixelsare the size of legos.
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321. See, this iswhat I'm talking about.
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322. Foreman, you gottasteal this thing for me.
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323. Let me ring upone of the homies.
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324. The clearer the image, the clearer it is
that there are no masses, no clots, no tears.
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325. The problem's got to be somewhere else.
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326. We're gonna needa bigger boat.
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327. You're wrong, house.
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328. Think he'll make usbreak into the
imax before he admits it?
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329. - There.
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330. Right there. Left side.
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331. Well, don't freeze it.
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332. Something's not moving.How do you
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333. I need a laser pointer.
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334. - We don't havea laser pointer.
- Well, why not?
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335. Who's gonnatake us seriously
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336. Right here.
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337. A few thousand myocytesnot
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339. That's not an arrhythmia.
That's a no-rhythmia.
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340. Myocytes contract.
These aren't movingat all.
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341. Go get methose myocytes.
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342. I want to talk to themin my office.
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343. How's the kid doing?
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344. Heart nearly exploded.
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345. Still beating, though.
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346. Most of it anyway.
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347. Why do they botherputting age
restrictions on these things
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348. when all you have to do is click'yes,I am 18"?
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349. Even a 17-year-oldcan figure that out.
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350. What's going onwith the leg?
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351. First tell me what's going onwith the boobs.
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352. - If you're feeling pain...
- they're firmer.
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353. It's called an underwire.
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354. I wanna geta pet scan of your brain.
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355. I think it's hormones.
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356. As long as there'sno increased
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357. looks to melike those puppies are
going intothe dairy business.
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358. Then the pain can be good.
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359. It could be muscleregenerating.
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360. After you work out, you get sore.
Pain doesn't meanthe ketamine failed.
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361. Guess I should be sayingmazel tov.
Who gets to pass outthe cigars?
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363. I need to geta pet scan of your brain.
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364. Boy or girl?
You got a name picked out?
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365. - I'm not pregnant.
- My leg doesn't hurt.
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366. - You're in denial.
- No,I'm not!
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367. Oh, you got me.
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368. If I thought thatmy leg was deteriorating,
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369. don't you think I'd want to take
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370. Okay.
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371. Gotta go.
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372. Ha.
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373. Here's clancy's dna.
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374. And here's the dnafrom that piece
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375. That is impossible.
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376. Run it again.
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377. We already did.
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378. And once moreafter that.
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379. The genesfrom clancy's myocytes
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380. Alien dna.
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381. Anybody watch any x-files that
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382. there are waysdna can become mutated.
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383. Extreme uv radiation.
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384. That much sun, he'd be dying with
a healthy bronze glow.
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385. Nitrous acid or ethidium bromide exposure.
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386. First daddy was a rapist, now he's a chemist.
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387. various species of fungus have
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388. Not unless the kid'sbeen eating barrels
of celery or livingin indonesia or both.
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389. - Is your leg hurting?
- Is that question helping?
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390. - You're leaning.
- You're sitting.
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391. - You're evading.
- My head's hurting.
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394. We could search his homefor toxins,
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395. Who cares what caused it?
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396. A kid comes in with a strep,
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397. which classmatehe got it from, we cure it.
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398. We know he's got this inside him.
Let's get a scalpeland cut it out.
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399. Where do we cut?
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400. we got luckywith the heart.
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401. Myocytes contract, we could see
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402. I don't know how the hellwe're
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403. What if we takethe heart cells
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404. Can you phrase thatin the form of a metaphor?
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405. It's the same waywe search for cancer.
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406. The bad dna creates a unique protein
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407. We create an antibodythat recognizes
only that protein.
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408. We flush it throughout his system
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409. lightbulbs.
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410. Okay.
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412. - He said he wasn'tin any pain.
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413. Of course he's lying.
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414. We need another plan.
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415. Don't talk about itthat way.
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416. What way?
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417. Plan.
Sounds likewe're conspiring against him.
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418. - I'm gonna tell him.
- No, you're not.
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419. Then come upwith a cunning plan and fast.
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420. She's not nearly as delightfulas
she thinks she is.
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421. What's this machine do?
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422. It makes a lot of noise.
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423. And it's gonna help usfigure out
what's wrong with you.
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424. You think househas lost a step?
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425. He's fine.
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426. There,a clump of affected cellsin
the bone marrow of the femur.
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427. Explains the intermittentbleeding disorder.
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428. 'Cause I don't need tosubject myself
to house's tortureif there's no upside.
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429. I'm telling you, he's fine.
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430. We missed some affected cells in his heart.
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431. Explains the continuinghypertensive issues.
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432. You said the last casereally threw him.
And now suddenly...
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433. I was wrong.
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434. So you changedyour mind.
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435. Why?
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436. His brilliant ideason this case
have all been yours.
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437. There's the reason for him needing glasS.
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438. Apparently it's a symptom.
Means the condition predates—
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439. you don't change your mindwithout a reason.
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440. What do you know?
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441. House...
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442. didn't blow the last case.
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443. Cuddy cured the guyusing house's idea.
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444. Cuddy and wilsonare trying to
teach him some humility.
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445. Scan is complete.
Three hot spots, but nothing in his brain.
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446. House's original theorywas right.
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447. It is not neurological.
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448. is he gonna be able to walk?
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449. his leg should be functional after some rehab.
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450. Functional?
What does that mean?
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451. He's be able to walkbut not run?
He'll have a limp?
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452. If everything goes well, he'll walk, he'll run.
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453. He'll probably beeven stronger than he is now.
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454. Whwhen we close him up, we'll move
over to his other leg.
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455. Snake a catheter up through the femoral
artery and into his heart.
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456. Once the affected areas are removed,
his normal tissue will set back in and do its job.
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457. He should have no more problemswith
his blood pressure.
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458. After confirmingthose areas are clear,
we'll startthe final procedure.
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459. I'm gonna insert a needlethrough the pupil
and get rid of theabnormal cells in the retina.
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460. Close your right eye.
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461. Can you see my face?
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462. Yeah.
It's clear.
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463. You can throw awayyour glasses.
We got it all.
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464. Get some sleep.
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465. You're going home tomorrow.
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466. Thank you.
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467. You wannago for a run?
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468. What do you want?
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469. I want you to run.
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470. When did youbecome an enabler?
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471. I'm enabling youto exercise.
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472. Vicodin blocks the pain,
you get through your rehab.
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473. Muscle strength increases, and pain decreases.
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474. I'd rather not becomedependent on
pain pills to get through my day.
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475. You're just likeany other patient.
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476. Running away from knowledgethat
won't make you happy.
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477. I'm as happyas a pig in poop.
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478. You're scared the ketaminetreatment's
wearing off.
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479. That it was just A...
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480. torturous windowto the good life.
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481. What part of poopdidn't you understand?
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482. How can you be so sureit isn't
just a sore muscle?
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483. It's my leg.
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484. We've known each othera long time.
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485. You're not always right, house.
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486. You've proven that lately.
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487. - What's happening to him?
- He's seizing.
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488. - I need clonazepam.
- I thought you got it all!
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489. Yeah, yell at me.
That'll fix the kid.
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490. bviously we missedsome foreign tissue.
There's somethingstill in him.
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491. The hallucinationsand seizures
indicate problemsin the temporal lobe.
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492. Sorry,house, it is neurological.
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493. Looks likeyou were wrong, again.
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494. We didn't miss anythinG.
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495. The brain scanwas completely clean.
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496. Our tag must not have penetratedthe
blood brain barrier.
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497. Don't use an iv this time,
get it right into the brain.
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498. no cells are lighting up.
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499. His brain is clean.
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500. It is not neurological.
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501. His symptomsare neurological.
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502. His conditionhas to be neurological.
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503. His scan was clean twice.
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504. It's not there.
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505. What if it is there,
but didn't show up on the scan?
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506. What if the tagjust doesn't work
in his brain?
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507. Brain cellsare structurally different.
They express a different protein.
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508. So how do we find it?
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509. Where are we going?
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510. I am going to think.
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511. Send the kid home.
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512. What do you mean?
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513. Make sure his blood pressureis
stabilized and send him home.
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514. Like nothing ever happened?
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515. We curedhis bleeding disorder
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516. and removed all the damagedcells we could find.
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517. We don't know that we fixed anything.
It's only been a day.
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518. Maybe these symptoms come and go
like the blood disorder.
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519. It's more probablethat his remaining symptoms are
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520. just a nightmare.
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521. He had a convulsion.
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522. Maybe epilepsy, maybe psychological.
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523. Maybe nothing.
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524. If the kid gets sick again, that'll give us
another clue and we'llstart searching again.
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525. If he doesn't, it doesn't matter.
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526. Send him home.
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527. House!
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528. You're just giving upon this kid?
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529. You gotta knowwhen to stop.
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530. You don't stop.
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531. You never stop, you just keep on
going until you come up
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532. with something so insane that
it's usually right.
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533. Except on my last case.
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534. Don't be pathetic.
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535. Just forgetthe last case.
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536. This kid obviouslyhas something wrong with him.
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537. When did you developsuch strong
opinions about my patients?
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538. Last week you were convinced that
my patient wasn't sick.
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539. Now you're convincedthis one is.
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540. This oneis a young boy.
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541. His parents are desperate.
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542. Just get togetherwith your team,
spend a few extra hours...
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543. well,I guess we couldamputate his left leg.
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544. It's wherewe found most of it. Maybe we
should just removehis affected eye completely.
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545. If you have reason to believethat
that might help...
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546. I'm not gonna startlopping off body parts.
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547. But it's interesting that yougive
me the green light.
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548. I just want youto do something.
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549. You've been overly supportivethis
entire week.
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550. Well, either you're hormonal or you're
guilt-ridden.
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551. And it's too earlyin the pregnancy
for this to be hormonal.
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552. - I'm not pregnant.
- Then what did you do wrong?
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553. He had addison'S.
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554. Your last patient.
You were right.
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555. I gave him one shot of cortisoland
he work up like rip van winkle.
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556. Oh, your mommy'sin such trouble.
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557. She's such a liar.
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558. That's why youdon't have a daddy.
That's why she had to...
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559. how does one person...
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560. end up withtwo different sets of dna?
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561. - We've been through this.
- Our assumptions are faulty.
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562. We've confirmedtwo different sets of dna.
We re-ran the sequence.
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563. I didn't say the lab workwas faulty,
I said our assumptionswere faulty.
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564. We assumedhe's a person.
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565. Of course. The aliensdidn't just visit him,
they replaced him.
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566. You're being silly.
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567. What if he's not a person?
What if he's two persons?
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568. - I'm not gettingthe metaphor.
- No metaphor.
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569. Chase said the mom used in vitro
fertilization, right?
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570. Yeah, they had troubleconceiving.
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571. Kid was right all along.
He was implanted with something.
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572. Back when he was young.
I mean, really young.Like 12 cells young.
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573. In vitro increasesthe likelihood of twinning.
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574. But he doesn't havea twin.
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575. Not walking around...
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576. but in vitro fertilization costs
around 25 grand a pop.
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577. So doctors implant two to six embryos
to make sure you get your money's worth.
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578. The problem is, there's not always
enough bedrooms for all the kiddies.
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579. Two brothers get stuck sharing,
but there's no bunk beds.
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580. So they cuddle up to keep warm
and they never untangle.
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581. He's two people in one.
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582. It's called chimerism.
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583. Unfortunately, his brother'S...
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584. like a bad doubles partner.
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585. The guy just takes up space, gets in the way.
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586. Clancy's body thinks he's gonnaput
away the easy winners,
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587. his brother just keepsswatting
the balls into the net.
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588. We gotta get himoff the court.
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589. So does that meanthat you can find
the bad cellsin his brain or not?
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590. Sure, abandon the metaphor.
Fine.
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591. Clancy thinks differentlythan his brother...
because he thinks.
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592. If we inducean alien abduction...
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593. wait, what the hellare you talking about?
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594. The foreign dnahas got to be in the
portionof your son's brain
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595. that makes him believe that he's being abducted.
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596. If we stimulate those neuronswith an electric
probe, we can trick your son's braininto hallucinating.
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597. Your son's neurons will light up,
and his brother's cellswill remain dark.
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598. Those are the oneswe cut out.
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599. You're talking aboutbrain surgery.
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600. I'm talking aboutreally cool brain surgery.
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601. One of your sons will die.
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602. But the taller one won't beso annoying anymore.
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603. So I have a twin?
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604. Not really.
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605. What's on the card?
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606. Light bulb.
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607. Start us out at ten.
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608. I'm not doing that.
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609. It was all me, kid.
Sorry.
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610. You're in motor function.
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611. Try two centimeters back.
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612. He lives inside me.
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613. Sort of.
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614. That tickles.
Stop tickling my feet.
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615. You're in sensory.
Getting closer.
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616. - What do you seeon this one?
- Moon and stars.
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617. So...
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618. I am kind of weird?
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619. We're all kind of weird.
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620. No!
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621. - Clancy?
- We got something.
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622. - What do you see?
- The light.
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623. Here they come.
I think.
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624. Brain waves indicate mild hallucination.
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625. - Neurons are lighting up.
- Any dark spots?
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626. - area's too fuzzy.
- Hallucinationisn't strong enough.
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627. Turn up the juice.
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628. His blood pressure's alreadyat 160 over 110.
Any higher and...
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629. riding the short bus is betterthan not breathing.
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630. Take us to 100.
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631. Area's still too fuzzy to make
any kind of distinction.
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632. Crank it up higher.
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633. You've already exceededthe pre-set maximum.
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634. Next step's brain damage.
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635. They're gonna get you.
They're comingthrough the walls.
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636. They're gonna take you, torture you.
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637. You'll never see your parents again.
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638. Clancy, can you hear me?
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639. Clancy?
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640. You got them.
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641. Yep.
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642. We got 'em all.
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643. Close him up.
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644. Everything's gonnabe normal again.
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645. You believe what cuddytried to pull?
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646. What now?
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647. She lied to me.
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648. She cured my patientwith my diagnos,
then she lied about it.
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649. That doesn'tsound like her.
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650. You're right.
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651. Does soundlike you, though.
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652. What exactlydid cuddy tell you?
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653. Nothing thatyour body language
isn't telling me right now.
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654. So what was the plan?
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655. I'd feel so humbled by missing a case...
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656. that I'd re-evaluatemy entire life, question
the natureof truth and goodness, and become cameron?
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657. Something like that.
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658. More that if we told you the truth,
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659. that you'd solved a casebased on
absolutely no medical proof,
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660. you'd think you were god.
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661. And I was worriedyour wings would melt.
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662. God doesn't limp.
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