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22. Harrington.
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23. What are you doing up there?
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24. All right, now.
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25. Don't take this personally,
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26. Fran?
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27. Is this okay?
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28. Fran?
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29. Fran?
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30. Are you all right?
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31. Oh, god.
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32. Fran?
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33. Yeah,I—
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38. House
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39. and what were you doing when you fainted?
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40. We were just—
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41. looking for her cat.
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42. Is this a motion sickness patch?
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43. I must've forgotten to take it off.
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44. I just got back from a trip.
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45. Oops.
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49. I thought those patches were supposed
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50. Every drug has a side effect.
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51. But it might be a good idea
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52. for the next few hours
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53. Oh, actually I—
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54. she has to get back to work.
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55. Is it important?
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56. We just don't like people to be alone
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57. I'm fine.
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58. Really,I'm— I'm—
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59. Fran?
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60. Fr-Fran?
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61. I got a seizure. Code cart!
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62. What's wrong with her?
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63. I have no idea.
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64. Where's house?
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65. Antique vintner's cane.
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66. It cost me $900.
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67. It had a corkscrew in it.
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68. Ah, that would explain
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69. Could be used as a weapon
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70. Only if you stuck it
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71. You'll get it back when we land.
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72. I want my blankie!
I want my blankie!
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73. Give her 20 milligrams of antihistamine.
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74. It could save her life.
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75. Cause if she doesn't shut up,
I'll kill her.
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76. delivering good
will to yet another continent.
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77. You only forced me to deliver a speech,
not good will.
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78. You gave a three-minute speech.
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79. You know how much
WHO accreditation means to the hospital?
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80. May have been short,
but it had girth.
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81. And the room service thing
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82. I was hungry.
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83. - $300 for a bottle of wine.
- Was thirstY.
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84. $120 on video services.
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85. I was lonely.
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86. That's $500 in expenses
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87. Don't worry.
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88. Right.
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89. Here you are, sir.
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90. Welcome aboard.
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91. Mr. House, you're right here in 2a.
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92. Ms. Cuddy, you're in the next cabin
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93. No,I booked two first-class tickets.
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94. This must be a mistake.
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95. No mistake.
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96. Just arranged for a $500 fare reduction.
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97. Expense problem solved.
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98. Where did you travel?
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99. Duluth.
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100. To visity sister.
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101. Really?
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102. Is this her artwork?
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103. fire... butt?
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104. I was a little drunk.
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105. Where were you a little drunk?
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106. I turned 58 last march.
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107. Same age my mother was
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108. Next week I packed a bag.
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109. I went to jfk.
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110. Looked at the big board.
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111. Took the first plane
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112. Caracas.
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113. Oh, my god.
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114. Did you drink the water?
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115. Eat salads? Any raw foods?
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116. Yup.
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117. And?
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118. I also did mescal shooters,
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119. and snorted cocaine from
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120. Did you have sex?
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121. No.
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122. Not with him.
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123. I had sex with el gordo.
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124. He was a large man.
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125. Oh, my god.
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126. I never do things like that.
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127. I should have gone to visit my sister.
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128. It was stupid.
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129. That's why I'm sick, isn't it?
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130. Uh...
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131. it's... possible.
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132. Here you are.
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133. Thank you.
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134. Some more pinot grigio?
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135. Uh, no.
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136. I think I will switch to the syrah.
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137. Sir, are you all right?
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138. He's drunk.
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139. See?
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140. Does anyone speak Korean?
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141. Is anyone a doctor?
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142. Yes.
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143. I'll go get her.
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144. What do you want?
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145. Did you really think I was gonna leave you
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146. Go on. Enjoy.
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147. The vicodin and the wine.
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148. I could sleep anywhere.
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149. Thank you.
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150. we should put her back
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151. She can't wear motion sickness patches
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152. no, but if it does relieve her symptoms,
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153. Ugh, anything else
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154. You have a problem with us agreeing?
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155. no,I have a problem with
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156. which makes me question
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157. I'll put her backon the patch.
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158. What else?
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159. It's got to be something neurological.
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160. We should do a ct and
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161. It can also be an allergy or
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162. We should check her home.
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163. Bit more likely she got sick in caracas
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164. Right,
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165. I think I'm starting to feel sorry for house.
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166. Get a tox screen, chem 20, std panel,
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167. then you run a ct,
and you check her house.
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168. Please.
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169. Not funny.
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170. Wasn't supposed to be funny "ha ha."
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171. Fever,headache, severe abdominal pain,
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172. all over his lower back.
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173. It's serious.
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174. It may be contagious.
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175. We just attended a symposium
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176. and you run right into one
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177. Talk about a small world.
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178. If it's meningococcus,
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179. could get infected
and die before we reach new york.
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180. Is someone sick?
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181. No.
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182. Someone has a hangover.
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183. He had a snoot-load of bloody
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184. Watch the movie.
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185. That booze did not give him the rash.
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186. It is textbook meningococcus.
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187. It's also textbook allergic reaction
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188. semen-stained polyester blanket
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189. Mr. Peng's throwing up again.
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190. We have to turn around.
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191. What?
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192. - Why do we have to turn ar—?
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193. You misunderstood.
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194. Dr. Cuddy just meant that
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195. if he was facing in
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196. She didn't mean to
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197. We're about to head over the north pole.
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198. We don't turn back now,
the next er's 15 hours away.
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199. He'll be fine.
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200. I'm a doctor too.
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201. You haven't examined him.
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202. Korean male, mid-thirties, 5'9, 160, bald,
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203. scar on the rightside of his jaw,
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204. medic alert bracelet on his left wrist
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205. indicating that he is allergic to at least,
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206. Without any way to do an lp,
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207. our only choice is to assume the worst.
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208. Good point.
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209. On the other hand,
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210. I ama board certified specialist
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211. She assigns parking spaces.
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212. Please let me know if he gets any worse.
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213. Think we should feed the cat?
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214. Bowl's full.
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215. If he wants it, he can get it.
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216. Cadmium yellow?
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217. Heavy metal poisoning would explain
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218. Not unless she was painting with her tongue.
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219. Is Foreman right?
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220. Did you agree with me
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221. Relationship?
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222. You know what I mean.
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224. I mean because we're having sex.
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225. Yes, Foreman's right.
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226. I thought you were completely wrong
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227. but agreed with you anyway,
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228. because I figured then you'd do
mein some old lady's home.
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229. Then well played.
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230. Come on, we're supposed
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231. We agreed it was a brain tumor.
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232. What?
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233. He's watching.
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234. Haven't you had any body watch before?
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235. Is that guy really sick?
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236. No, he's all better.
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237. I don't believe you.
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238. Look that way.
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239. Why?
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240. Cae you're gonna throw up
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241. I'll get some towels.
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242. Give her a banana.
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243. Monkey see, monkey barf.
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244. You smell vomit—
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245. okay.
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246. I wasn't expecting that.
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247. I need help.
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248. Who doesn't?
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249. I need someone to talk to.
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250. Can you say...
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252. Crikey, mate.
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253. Perfect.
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254. No matter what I say,
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255. O-kay.
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256. Nicely done.
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257. You disagree with everything I say.
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258. Sorry.
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259. Not understanding.
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260. That's close enough.
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261. And you...
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263. That's permanent marker, you know?
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265. We are looking for the simplest way
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266. Organophosphate poisoning.
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267. Some international flights spray pesticides.
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268. Uh, could be.
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269. Sorry, english not so nice.
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270. Is this a joke?
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271. Just passed the halfway mark.
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272. Can't turn around.
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273. - Nice call. - No worries.
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274. We think it's pesticide poisoning.
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275. We don't spray these flights.
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276. Dramamine overdose.
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277. wouldn't explain the fever.
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278. jet lag.
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279. Wouldn't explain the abdominal pain.
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280. Deep vein thrombosis.
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281. wouldn't explain the nausea.
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282. Food poisoning.
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284. Steak and sea bass in first class.
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285. Fettuccini and seafood kebabs in economy.
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286. Since when does food poisoning cause a rash?
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287. Sea bass, seafood kebabs?
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290. I think so.
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291. Ciguatera poisoning.
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299. ladies and gentlemen,
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304. both on your left and right and in the rear of
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305. the toxic effect should be minimal.
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306. Thank you and havea pleasant flight.
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307. Meningococcus makes just as much sense.
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308. I know.
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309. What'd you find?
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310. Nothing in her house.
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311. Big waste of time.
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312. Medically.
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313. Ct was a complete waste.
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314. She was negative for tumors,
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315. her blood was negative for drugs,
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316. tropical diseases, food poisoning, and stds.
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317. Also no signof lead poisoning or sepsis.
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318. Apparently, venezuelan tattoo parlors
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319. Good to know.
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320. We sure she's even sick?
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321. Two more seizures in the last two hours.
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322. Which is slower than she was having them
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323. I'm an idiot.
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326. It's breast cancer.
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327. since when is breast cancer treatable
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328. It's not.
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329. But the inflammation caused
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330. caused by the cancer can be reduced
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333. We're doing all we can.
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336. No.
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338. Good news is
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339. Although I was kind of looking forward
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341. That makes sense.
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342. First class ate before coach.
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344. Or you're wrong and we're gonna start
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345. Seizures, paralysis, ataxia.
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346. We're not gonna see ataxia.
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348. No, it's just hard to show clumsiness
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352. I assumed you did.
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353. I know how to ask him
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354. I don't think that's gonna help.
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357. Stand up.
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358. Don't play the cripple card with me.
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360. I'm leaving.
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361. Work.
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362. Oh, okay.
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363. Important client.
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364. Sure.
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366. are you close?
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367. Why?
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368. She needs a mammogram.
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369. Oh, god.
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370. I know I'm throwing a lot at you.
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371. She just has no family in town.
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372. And I really think
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374. You don't have to stay.
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376. no problem.
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378. You don't even know me.
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379. You gotta be scared.
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380. I almost hope it's breast cancer.
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381. No.
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383. Whatever it is, it's not your fault.
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385. You can control things.
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386. Not everything.
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387. But you don't have to take stupid risks.
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388. I was being an idiot.
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389. You were having fun.
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390. You have regrets?
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391. Yeah.
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392. robin.
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395. Okay, we're gonna get just one more.
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396. Sorry, I know it hurts.
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398. It's my eye.
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403. You want to look at itfor five more minutes
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404. Thin leg.
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409. From the x-rays they took of it.
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dropout with a 50-year-old imager.
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417. I haven't had an x-ray
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419. I'm what?
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420. Explains the nausea, abdominal pains, fever.
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421. And why you're stuffing your 36cs into a 34b bra.
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422. - and her rash?
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423. A common pregnancy rash.
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425. You a virgin?
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426. - No, but—
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432. 200 passengers on the plane.
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433. 10 should be gay,
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435. and one should be incredibly annoying
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436. House.
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437. Get him some iodized salt to protect his thyroid.
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438. - I'm going back—
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439. You're wrong.
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440. I said we should've turned back.
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442. Now we're eight miles over the arctic¡ª
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443. I'm trying to listen to you now,
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444. Heart's fine.
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445. Breasts are firm.
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446. is it contagious?
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448. Tell them there's nothing to worry about.
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450. Yeah.
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451. Tell them there's nothingto worry about.
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452. Get me a flash light.
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453. Cover your left eye with this.
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454. Mm— photophobia!
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456. We need antibiotics.
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457. I'll call down to the pharmacy.
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459. Then get me a lab.
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460. Pseudomonas smell yeasty.
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462. Some liver diseases smellof ammonia.
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463. House,I'm not in heat.
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467. Fine, shall I gowith lifeguard cuddy
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491. She's comatose.
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492. nothing...
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493. Nothing...
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494. Come on, nody has no meds.
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495. Excuse me.
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496. Open your mouth.
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497. Where is the acyclovir?
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498. I'm not on any meds.
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499. Well, you'd better get some.
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500. You've got herpes.
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501. Oh, what do you know?
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502. He's got some.
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503. This must be your lucky day.
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504. This is for real!
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505. People are sick.
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506. Some of us will be deplaning in body
bags unless you cough up.
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507. Thank you...
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508. thank you.
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509. Thank you.
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510. God bless you.
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511. her brain is shutting down
because of intercranial pressure.
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512. Or her nerves are dying.
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513. Because of the increased pressure.
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514. She has a bleed in her brain.
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515. - You said the ct showed—
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516. But if she has an avm
leading to a cerebral hemorrhage,
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517. we could have missed it.
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518. She needs a burr holeto relieve¡ª
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519. you want to drill in her brain because of
an invisible bleed the ct couldn't see?
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520. We should do an lp to confirm
the presence of red blood cells.
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521. And her brain herniates and
then she dies.
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522. Right, better to kill herin the or.
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523. Chase, what do you think?
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524. Here's a cliffhanger.
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525. I think it'd help to know what she has
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526. Might be betterto play it safe to start.
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527. Do an lp.
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528. Sex better be damn good.
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529. Lotta apples, not many candy bars.
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530. Any antibiotics?
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531. Three caps of augmentin.
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532. There are six patients.
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533. Give them to peng.
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534. He's allergic to penicillin.
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535. The first aid kit has two epi pens.
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536. if he has a severe reaction,
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537. ten epi pens won't save him,
you take the pills.
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538. He's worse.
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539. He's a guy who doesn't speak english.
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540. Give him the meds.
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541. If it's not meningitis,
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542. we're risking his life
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543. Then do an lp on him.
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544. If it's clear, you win.
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545. If it's cloudy,
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546. he gets the augmentin and
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547. we risk a reaction.
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548. Sounds like a plan.
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549. Oh, except for the part
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550. Oh, and the shaking of the plane means
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551. I'll probably pierce his spinal cord
and cripple him for life,
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552. but,I mean,
it totally sounds like a plan.
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553. You're right.
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554. Let him die. Give me the meds.
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555. Got it.
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556. Damn.
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557. - What is it?
- Shut up.
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558. Don't get hysterical.
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559. Just tell me what the hell it is.
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560. House!
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561. We should have turned back.
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562. We should have turned back!
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563. House!
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564. Hold this.
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565. Ladies and gentlemen,
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566. we have a passenger with a confirmed
case of bacterial meningitis.
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567. And even if we land as soon as possible,
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568. the passenger will not survive.
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569. It's very likely that some of you
have been infected as well.
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570. As soon as you start feeling symptoms,
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571. we need to isolate you
in the first class cabin.
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572. Fever, rash, nausea,
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573. and in the late stages...
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574. tremor in the left hand.
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575. I have that.
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576. Oh, god.
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577. No!
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578. What do we do?
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579. Break out the bubbly.
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580. Yo! Listen up!
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581. Bad news is you have an illness.
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582. The good news is, it's not meningitis.
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583. It's not fatal.
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584. It's just embarrassing.
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585. It's conversion disorder.
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586. Or commonly known as mass hysteria.
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587. It happens often in high anxiety
situations, especially to women.
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588. I know it sounds sexist,
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589. but science says you're weak and soft,
what can I do?
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590. house, you're wrong.
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591. Look at my hand.
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592. Yeah, look at her hand. Shaking left hand.
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593. What is that a symptom of?
Not meningitis.
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594. It's basically a symptom of nothing.
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595. put the idea into their heads
and watched it happen.
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596. Same thing that peng cruelly did
with the puking and the rash.
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597. The rash is in my head?
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598. Your mind controls your body.
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599. It thinks you're sick,
it makes you sick.
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600. If—if you'll all just calm down,
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601. your symptoms will soon go away.
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602. And to facilitate this process,
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603. your flight crew will move through the cabin
with a complimentary bar service.
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604. Thank you and, as always,
have a pleasant flight.
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605. - Still feel like puking?
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606. How did you know?
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607. Lp was negative.
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608. I came up with an alternate theory
and I tested it.
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609. Couldn't have done it without you.
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610. Rage is a symptom of mass hysteria.
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611. Just one more thing to clean up.
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612. Peng set off the mass hysteria.
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613. What set off peng?
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614. He really is dying.
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615. Yeah. And I haven't the faintest idea why.
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616. What's extension pastoring?
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617. It's when you're molested
by a priest's cousin.
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618. Do we really need these three?
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619. Worried they'll make you look bad?
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620. Could be symptomatic of head trauma.
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621. Cerebral infarction or
intercranial hemorrhage. Thoughts?
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622. How long till we land?
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623. Too long to wait.
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624. His head's as smooth as a baby's bottom.
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625. No bumps, so I think we
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626. So you gotta choose between what's left.
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627. Clog or a leak?
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628. you're talking of toilet?
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629. House.
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630. Is this actually helpful?
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631. Not so far.
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632. What about syphilis?
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633. First of all, he apparently speaks
a language that no one else speaks.
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634. Which makes talking up the
ladies a little rough.
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635. We're flying out of singapore.
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636. If he has a credit card and a condom,
he can get anything he wants.
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637. What?
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638. Condoms.
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639. He has focal limb paralysis.
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640. His legs got paralyzed by a condom?
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641. No, by cocaine
that was inside the condom,
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642. and is now spreading
through his digestive tract.
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643. You think he's a mule.
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644. I think he's a jackass.
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645. We're gonna have to operate.
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646. Cool.
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647. They're gonna kill her.
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648. We were wrong.
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649. Which means Foreman was right.
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650. Maybe Foreman's right about us too.
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651. Maybe we should just stop all this.
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652. I mean, if it's affecting our jobs.
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653. It's not affecting our jobs.
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654. We had sex in a patient's bedroom.
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655. A bedroom we were examining for toxins.
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656. Yeah, our judgment's right on the mark.
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657. All right, no more sex at patient's homes.
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658. No more sex with cats watching.
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659. Anywhere else you want
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660. - The bowl.
- What?
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661. Has she eaten since she's been here?
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662. She's been sick since she's been here.
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663. What if it's a symptom?
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664. - Why would you think—
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665. you're gonna need to hold him down.
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666. He's not gonna like this.
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667. Do you really think he's a mule?
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668. It fits the symptoms.
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669. You sure he's not contagious?
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670. Pretty much.
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671. Can't be'pretty much" sure.
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672. It means you're not sure.
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673. Oh, aren't you clever?
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674. Well,I know you're
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675. but as it's been pointed out to me,
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676. "pretty much" doesn't mean squat.
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677. Okay, hold him tight.
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678. The faster we do this,
the less likely he is to die of shock.
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679. Tighter.
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680. - Sorry.
- Do that again.
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681. Ease off, then press down.
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682. Pressure on his joints
relieves his pain.
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683. Okay.
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684. Wrong again.
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685. Where's his wallet?
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686. METHYL BROMIDE NO ADMITTANCE FOR 72 HOURS
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687. Scuba certification card.
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688. - Big deal.I have one of these.
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689. Do you alsohave a receipt from
tekong's scubarental dated yesterday?
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690. Tell the captain to drop as
low as he can under 5,000 feet.
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691. - We're at 38,000. We can't—
- peng's got the bends.
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692. He went diving yesterday,
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693. and like an idiot,
he surfaced too quickly.
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694. And like a bigger idiot,
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695. he boarded a flight which is pressurized
to 8,000 feet above sea level.
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696. Low pressure is killing him.
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697. Tell the pilot to dive until we can
club baby seals out of the window.
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698. And get him some oxygen.
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699. Fifty years ago, it was one estate.
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700. The two homes shared an electrical system.
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701. Unfortunately the exterminator
didn't know that,
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702. so when they fumigated next door,
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703. the poison gas flowed through
the old pipe and into your house.
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704. the scopolamine patch was
masking the effects of the poison.
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705. You'll have to stay here
for a few more days,
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706. but after that you should be fine.
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707. I'm sorry about your cat.
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708. And your hair.
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709. For 12 years,
harrington never left the property.
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710. I thought I was being
punished for going away, but
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711. really...
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712. I was being punished for coming home.
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713. Thank you.
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714. I saved your life.You owe me.
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715. I wasn't sick.
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716. But you didn't know that.
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717. I know it now.
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718. Your mind convinced your body to
get a rash,photophobia, and vomit.
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719. How do you know it wouldn't have
shut down your cold, cold heart next?
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720. I don't owe you.
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721. You're mean.
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722. That's how I compensate for being weak...
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723. and soft.
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724. I just wanted to say thank you.
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725. you're extremely welcome.
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726. And I'm in new york every monday.
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727. Are you handicap accessible?
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728. hi, robin?
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729. This is, um, uh,
dr. Wilson, f-Fran's doctor.
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730. James.
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731. It was a toxin.
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732. We caught it on time
and she's gonna be fine.
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733. Yeah, it is.
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734. listen, I was just wondering if
you were coming back in again to visit.
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735. - Nice catch.
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736. Think even house would be impressed.
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737. I don't know about that.
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738. Any idea how you want to celebrate?
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739. What?
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740. I want more.
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741. I thought you were getting a
little worn out, but—
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742. that's not what I meant.
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743. I know.
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744. I was just hoping you'd take the hint
and pretend you never said that.
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745. I want this to be more than it is.
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746. I thought we were clear.
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747. In the beginning,
but you can't tell me you—
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748. yes, I can.
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749. And I don't.
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750. It was.Fun. That's it.
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751. And now it's over.
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