1. Mr.
Ha ha ha... ha ha ha.
I oughta have this framed.
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2. My last bill from Princeton.
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3. And I thought
we were celebrating the fact that
I actually graduated.
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4. I always knew
you'd be able to graduate.
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5. What I didn't know was whether
I would be able to pay for it.
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6. Your mom...
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7. She'd be so proud of you.
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8. You always say that.
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9. I'm so proud of you.
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10. Always was.
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11. Come on, Dad.
You're gonna cry.
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12. You wanna be embarrassed?
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13. You got it. Ahhh.
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14. Look, um, don't party
too hard tonight.
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15. Your grandmother wants a picture
of you getting that sheepskin.
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16. And it'd be nice if you didn't
look completely hung over.
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17. Ooh, no, don't worry.
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18. I've had enough alcohol
in the past week to last me
another four years.
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19. - Good... I think.
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20. Twelve fifty five!
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21. Whoo!
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22. Right!
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23. You are the man!
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24. Tell me something
I don't know!
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25. [Shock-like sound]
Ow! Ow, ow!
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26. Ow.
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27. - That's not funny, man.
- What?
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28. Yeah right.
You shocked me.
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29. With what?
I got nothing.
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30. All right, whoever's doing that
better cut it out! Ow!
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31. Ow!
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32. What the hell's going on?
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33. Maybe there's a short somewhere.
The floor's covered with beer.
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34. Ow!
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35. Somebody call 911!
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36. 2x05 - Daddy's Boy
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37. Original Airdate (FOX): 8-NOV-2005
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38. Patient experiences
shock-like sensations
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39. as well as headaches,
nausea, and drowsiness.
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40. Shocks?
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41. Excruciatingly painful shocks.
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42. ER docs referred him to a neurologist,
who referred him to five other doctors
in the last seven days.
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43. Shocks could be Lhermitte's Sign,
early symptom of MS.
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44. No, MRI showed
no white matter lesions, and
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45. the shocks aren't
accompanied by neck flexing.
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46. Good morning.
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47. It's almost noon.
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48. Really? That must be
why I'm so hungry.
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49. Who's up for lunch?
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50. What's with the jacket?
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51. It keeps me warm and cool.
How does it know?
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52. We're discussing your new patient.
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53. It must be a boring discussion seeing
as I haven't accepted a new patient.
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54. You accepted him
the moment I loaned you five grand.
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55. Oh, wait, wait.
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56. When I said
I'd do anything for the money,
obviously I didn't mean it.
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57. You're gonna like this.
The kid's getting shocked
every few minutes.
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58. Why would you need $5,000?
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59. Bad night at poker or
a great night with a hooker?
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60. Thank you for saving me
the trouble of deflecting
that personal question with a joke.
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61. College student?
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62. Nitrous Oxide's fun at parties...
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63. Can cause the shocks, and
drinking till you puke every night
can cause everything else.
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64. Give him some B12.
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65. Been there, done that.
Also ruled out cancer,
MS, pyridoxine toxicity,
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66. and all the popular neuropathies.
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67. - Cervical spondylosis?
- Doesn't explain the low white count.
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68. He's black.
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69. I'm assuming
he's not just really dirty,
but is of African descent.
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70. Which means
he'd have a lower white count.
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71. - Not this low.
- He's a wrestler.
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72. Probably uses
diuretics to cut weight.
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73. It can also cause
low white count.
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74. - Not this low.
- Not this low.
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75. - Behcet's.
- No skin lesions.
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76. - Cervical herpes roster myelitis.
- No external outbreak.
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77. Something's missing.
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78. Find out what it is.
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79. Uh, I don't even know
what that means.
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80. Well, figure it out, find it out,
and then find me. I'll be at lunch.
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81. No ideas?
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82. Lots of ideas.
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83. Too many ideas.
That's why so many tests.
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84. Have you used
any recreational drugs?
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85. What?
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86. I'm gonna get mad at you
for getting stoned?
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87. Not today. Not here.
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88. Um, at Christmas
one of the guys had
some ecstasy, I mean,
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89. it was... Ah!
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90. Ah!
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91. Son of a bitch. Ow.
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92. ANA is negative
for lupus... again.
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93. House wants more information,
not the same information
done over again.
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94. "Find what's missing"?
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95. For all we know
the kid is dying, and
he's giving us riddles?
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96. Did a more detailed history,
went back three generations.
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97. - And?
- His mom died in a car accident.
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98. His mom's mom had arthritis,
His mom's mom's dad served in an
all-black tank battalion under Patton.
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99. Fascinating.
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100. If it's not a tumor,
it has to be MS.
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101. Wilson already ruled out...
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102. MRI can't rule out MS
100% of the time.
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103. MS doesn't explain
a low white count.
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104. Alcoholism does.
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105. On admission his BAC was 2.0.
Liver enzymes off the chart.
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106. It was graduation weekend.
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107. He barely drank
in the weeks before that.
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108. And he didn't drink at all
during his wrestling season.
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109. - If you believe him.
- I did a tox screen...
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110. It doesn't matter
if she believes him or not.
It's already in the chart.
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111. We're supposed to
find out what's missing.
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112. Well this...
this is perfect.
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113. Invite me to dinner
Thursday night.
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114. Come on.
We haven't had a nice meal
together since, oh...
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115. Yesterday
when I loaned you
$5,000 to buy a new car.
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116. My treat.
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117. Two-wheeled vehicles that
travel 150 miles an hour...
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118. don't really go well with
crippled irresponsible drug addicts.
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119. Actually, two-wheeled vehicles
that go 180 miles an hour...
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120. do not go well with
healthy, responsible architects
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121. who don't know how to
separate braking and turning.
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122. The good news is
it brings the price right down.
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123. You're taking it back.
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124. Mom.
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125. How 'bout we talk
about this over dinner?
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126. Forget dinner.
You're gonna kill yourself?
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127. Nice bike.
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128. Thank you.
See, that's how you do it.
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129. Compliments, dinner.
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130. What do you with your cane?
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131. He buys me dinner,
he'll find out.
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132. Evel Knievel had
the same set up.
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133. And he broke
every bone in his body.
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134. We went through
all the imaging studies and
redid the blood cultures and...
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135. I don't want hand-me-downs.
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136. I want brand new stuff.
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137. There's nothing...
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138. There's nothing missing!
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139. Sorry, I didn't
catch that last part.
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140. There's n...
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141. There's n...
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142. There's nothing
else we can do.
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143. - You check the police report?
- On what?
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144. - On his mom's car accident.
- It was 15 years ago.
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145. The kid wasn't even in the car.
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146. She veered off a straight,
dry road in broad daylight.
That doesn't seem odd to you?
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147. She probably
got distracted changing
radio stations or something.
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148. That's what the police thought.
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149. Of course they didn't know that
she has a family member who is frequently
incapacitated by shock-like sensations.
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150. A genetic component
seems unlikely.
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151. But it's interesting.
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152. A type two neurofibromatosis
could cause the shock.
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153. You knew this was missing?
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154. I knew something was missing.
Maybe this. Maybe something else.
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155. Get a DNA analysis of
the long arm of chromosome 22.
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156. You'd rather have dinner
with your wife?
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157. Yes, I would...
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158. if she were speaking to me.
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159. Unlike her, I could
make it worth your while.
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160. Fine.
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161. Should I drive?
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162. Ah... no.
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163. And I'm not letting you in my car
until I see your wallet.
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164. NF2,
it's an inherited disease.
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165. It could cause
abnormal growths
on the cranial nerves.
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166. It would explain
the shocks and other symptoms.
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167. DNA analysis will show whether your son
has the specific chromosome mutation
which causes the disease.
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168. But if it's inherited,
that means someone else
in our family would have it.
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169. We think
your wife may have had it.
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170. No, she never had
any sort of health problems.
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171. No odd-looking freckles?
Nodules in the iris?
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172. Nothing. I mean,
why would you think she was sick?
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173. We think it may have been
what caused her car accident.
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174. Wait, what do you mean?
My mom's car was hit
by a drunk driver.
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175. That's not what
the police report indicated.
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176. Well, you must have
gotten the wrong report.
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177. No.
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178. They didn't.
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179. When you started driving...
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180. I, um...
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181. You lied about
how mom died?
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182. I figured if her death could
somehow mean something...
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183. How's lying about it
mean something?
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184. How could you
use her like that, dad?
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185. Her death?
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186. I was just trying
to protect you.
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187. What else isn't true?
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188. She wasn't a teacher.
You just wanted me to read?
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189. What's that smell?
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190. I don't smell...
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191. We're gonna need a nurse.
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192. - What the hell?
- It's okay.
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193. We'll take care of it.
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194. You didn't feel anything?
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195. No.
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196. - You feel that?
- Yeah.
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197. But you didn't
feel any of this?
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198. No.
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199. Sphincter paralysis plus shocks
equals Miller Fisher Syndrome.
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200. Not if you add the stool sample,
which is negative for C. jejuni.
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201. He lied to his son
about how his mom died?
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202. He was just protecting him.
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203. Manipulating him.
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204. That's what parents do.
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205. They lie to us
because they love us.
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206. Who's getting teary?
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207. Mom's death is irrelevant.
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208. DNA revealed no NF2 markers
or any other inherited disease.
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209. Apparently, she really did fall asleep at the wheel.
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210. So what exactly
are we talking about here?
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211. A little peeker or
did the prairie dog
actually come out to play?
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212. Excuse me?
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213. We talking explosive?
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214. The hemoccult was
negative for blood.
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215. And I wouldn't say
he actually exploded.
More like gushed.
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216. Good.
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217. We're getting somewhere.
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218. Yeah? Where?
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219. I have no idea.
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220. Of course.
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221. Love the riddles.
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222. Hello? Hi, Mom.
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223. Look, I have a business dinner
on Thursday night.
I can't get out of.
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224. I know.
I really wanted to see you too.
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225. Actually, can I call you back?
I'm in a meeting right now.
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226. Okay, thanks.
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227. Who was that?
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228. Angelina Jolie.
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229. I call her mom.
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230. Who thinks that's sexy?
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231. So explosive or gushing?
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232. She never calls here.
Is everything okay?
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233. Great. Yeah.
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234. My dad's taking her to Europe.
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235. They got a nine-hour layover
in Newark on Thursday.
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236. If it's gastrointestinal...
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237. You lied to avoid
seeing your own mom?
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238. Are you kidding?
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239. I can't lie to my mom.
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240. Seriously, I can't.
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241. Wilson's invited me to dinner.
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242. It would be rude to stand up a guy
who just loaned me five grand.
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243. Transverse myelitis?
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244. It causes numbness,
anal sphincter dysfunction.
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245. And the shocks.
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246. Thank you for taking
no interest in my mother.
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247. That begs the question,
what caused the transverse myelitis?
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248. We've ruled out
cancer and MS.
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249. Leaves infection.
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250. If there was infection,
there'd be a fever.
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251. And his blood and CSF cultures
are already negative.
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252. Maybe the infection's gone,
but the memory remains.
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253. Molecular mimicry.
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254. Nice.
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255. Okay, get an immunoglobulin level
and electrophoresis.
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256. You're good, my friend.
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257. I'm sure we'll meet again.
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258. You really think that was
his mom on the phone?
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259. Probably, I don't know
why he'd lie about that.
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260. Who cares?
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261. You're not the least bit curious
what his parents are like?
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262. I'm sure
his mom's a piece of work.
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263. Only a mother could
do that much damage.
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264. My bet's he was born
the way he is.
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265. Probably tormented his parents,
not the other way around.
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266. He was either a fast runner
or one hell of a fighter.
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267. Where you going?
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268. You guys handling
the test, right?
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269. Is there something important
that you and House need
to discuss over dinner?
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270. Other than the skyrocketing
interest rates on personal loans?
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271. You know,
this is the fourth time
I've loaned him money.
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272. Not lunch money...
money, money.
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273. House's parents?
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274. They have a layover
in Newark Thursday evening.
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275. I'm canceling dinner.
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276. No, I thought
maybe you could just
invite a few more people.
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277. An infectious agent's molecular structure
can resemble the spinal cord's.
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278. When the immune system
attacks infection ends up
attacking spinal cords as well.
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279. So he has an infection.
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280. They just said I don't.
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281. Even after the infection is gone,
it goes right on attacking
because the spinal cord is still there.
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282. Is there a treatment?
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283. Depends on
what the original infection was.
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284. All right, you're done.
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285. You need to lay flat
after a lumbar puncture
for about an hour.
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286. I feel like
I'm gonna throw up.
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287. Hey Dad, can you
get me a coke please?
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288. Yeah, that usually helps.
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289. You're done.
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290. If you're nauseous...
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291. No, I'm not nauseous.
I just want him outta here.
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292. He's your dad.
He's gonna be around.
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293. Yeah, I know.
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294. It's not that, it's...
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295. Are these people
completely incapable of
telling the truth to each other?
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296. He went to Jamaica
with his friends.
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297. No wonder he lied.
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298. Children aren't supposed
to have good times.
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299. One of his friends
flew them down.
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300. Carnell's dad has
this thing about him
accepting stuff from rich friends.
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301. Wants him to
remember who he is,
and where he came from.
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302. Where have you been?
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303. Making dinner plans.
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304. What's up?
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305. The boys have uncovered
the shocking fact that the patient has
a crappy relationship with his dad.
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306. They seem to actually care.
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307. Well, I don't.
There's only one reason
any kid with a plane flies to Jamaica.
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308. It wasn't for marijuana.
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309. He doesn't do
anything but drink.
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310. He said that
to you or his pops?
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311. Tox screen was
negative for THC.
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312. Spring break was
over a month ago.
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313. Even pot would have
washed out by now.
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314. Even if he'd smoked,
no way marijuana causes
transverse myelitis?
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315. True, but the stuff
that they put on it does.
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316. Pesticides.
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317. Why would he come
clean about the trip,
but lie about smoking pot?
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318. He wouldn't necessarily
have to smoke to
get pesticide poisoning.
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319. He could have eaten fruit that
had been sprayed or been exposed
through his skin on a hike.
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320. Or he could have smoked it.
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321. A lot of it.
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322. And lied about it. Because
that's what this family does.
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323. Start him on
IV pralidoxime.
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324. Two grams per liter, then
one gram every eight hours
until you see some improvement.
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325. You have no evidence to
support a poisoning diagnosis.
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326. Which is why
it's gonna be so cool
when I turn out to be right.
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327. Cameron.
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328. Who are you making
dinner plans with?
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329. No one.
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330. You bastard.
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331. You invited
my parents to dinner.
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332. Jeez, Cameron's
got a big mouth.
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333. Ha, not as big as yours.
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334. Hey, you used me to
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335. What do you care?
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336. I don't,
I just thought it might be
interesting to find out why.
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337. You could have just asked.
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338. You would have lied.
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339. And you would have believed me,
which would have kept us both happy.
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340. You want your money back?
Is that what this is about?
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341. No!
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342. Wait... well...
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343. have you got the money?
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344. If you have the money, then
why did you need the loan?
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345. I didn't.
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346. I just wanted to
see if you'd give it to me.
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347. I've been borrowing
increasing amounts ever since
you lent me $40 a year ago.
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348. A little experiment
to see where you draw the line.
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349. You're... you're trying to
objectively measure
how much I value our friendship?
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350. It's five grand.
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351. You got nothing
to be ashamed of.
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352. So what do you say?
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353. One little phone call,
one big check.
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354. Fine.
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355. Thanks.
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356. Now be a grownup and
either tell mommy and daddy
you don't want to see them,
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357. or I'm picking you up
at 7:00 for dinner.
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358. What do you mean?
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359. - You just said that...
- I lied.
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360. I've been lying to you in
increasing amounts ever since I told you
you looked good unshaved a year ago.
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361. It's a little experiment, you know,
see where you draw the line.
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362. How's the patient?
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363. Haven't been in yet today.
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364. As long as he hasn't
gotten any worse.
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365. You're treating him
for pesticide poisoning
without any proof of pesticides.
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366. We're gonna
have a hell of a time
explaining that to our lawyer.
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367. I told House not to...
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368. Wow.
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369. Lawyer's not
gonna believe this.
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370. Ha, ha, ha.
He's got his appetite back.
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371. Whatever you did,
it's working.
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372. He is healthy.
Swallow is forgiven.
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373. Now I'm feeling nauseous.
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374. He is not healthy.
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375. Nausea and diarrhea
were not his only symptoms.
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376. - Shocks have also decreased.
- But not disappeared.
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377. And he's out of the diaper,
which is good news for everyone.
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378. What about
his low white count?
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379. The little buggers
need time to grow.
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380. Don't worry,
our wrestling Rastafarian
will be back on his feet
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381. and sneaking around
behind pop's back again in no time.
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382. Yeah.
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383. Check it again.
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384. I'll be right there.
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385. What happened?
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386. Apparently I can save
money by switching to
another long-distance carrier.
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387. Oh, I was right, wasn't I?
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388. Oh yeah, it's always
about you, isn't it?
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389. He has the chills and
his temperature is spiking.
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390. It's nearly 106.
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391. What's that mean?
I mean, what's happened?
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392. You want the truth?
Do you want me to make
something up to protect you?
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393. We think a drunk driver
broke into his room.
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394. What's happening to my son?
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395. The truth is I have no idea.
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396. There's the fever that
Cameron was looking for.
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397. We knew if it was myelitis
there had to be an "itis."
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398. This must be the infection
that set it off.
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399. Yeah,
except in this universe
effect follows cause.
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400. I've complained about it, but...
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401. - Maybe the tests were wrong.
- No, the tests were right.
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402. Yesterday he had
no fever, no infection.
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403. So he just happened to
catch a bug while he was here?
That's all this is?
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404. Yeah, because his
white blood cell count was down,
he was vulnerable.
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405. Because it's really down,
it might kill him,
but that's all this is.
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406. Is he still pooping his pants?
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407. He just started again.
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408. Again?
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409. It stopped when
he was getting better.
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410. He was feeling better.
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411. He was never getting better.
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412. So all we have to answer is
what causes a 22-year-old kid
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with GI involvement and shocks?
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414. That stop and start
for no apparent reason.
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415. We need to find an answer
before this infection kills him.
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416. Yeah, that'd be the ideal.
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417. You, intravenous broad
spectrum antibiotics.
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418. You get a cervical thoracic
and lumbar T2 weighted
fast spin echo MRIs.
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419. And you, track down
all those Richie Riches
who went to Jamaica.
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420. See if any of them got
the shocks, the trots, or the hots.
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421. The hots, it's fever.
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422. You guys gonna join us
for dinner Thursday?
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423. Um, gotta do my laundry.
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424. You're not curious?
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425. Curious about crocs, but I don't
stick my head in their mouths.
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426. I'm out too.
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427. House is a freak.
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428. There's no virus
that causes that,
no DNA mutation.
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429. You're gonna have
one dinner with two people.
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430. 60 minutes,
most of it spent chewing,
talking about the weather.
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431. Unless they something like,
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432. "Do you prefer the Chardonnay or
the Merlot... we kept Greg locked
in the closet for 17 years",
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433. you're not gonna
learn anything.
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434. Okay.
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435. We'd like to talk to some of your friends,
see if they have any similar symptoms.
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436. The doctors in the ER
already asked me that.
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437. We understand.
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438. But they didn't have all
the information that we have now.
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439. What kind of information?
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440. Would you mind if I spoke
with Carnell alone for a minute?
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441. - Is this bad news?
- No.
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442. It's just confidential.
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443. Why is something
suddenly confidential?
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444. I mean, if you know
something about my son,
I need to know what's going on.
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445. I'm sorry.
I have to insist.
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446. I'm his father.
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447. And if I'm going to
take care of him,
I need to know the truth.
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448. Dad.
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449. She wants to know
who I went to Jamaica with.
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450. You never been to Jamaica.
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451. Taddy's dad flew a bunch of us
down over spring break.
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452. You told me
you had two papers to
write over the break.
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453. 'Cause I didn't
wanna come home
and work my ass off.
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454. I wanted to
take an actual break
during the break for once.
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455. I shouldn't have lied to you.
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456. No, what you shoulda done is
come home instead of
partying with your rich friends.
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457. I'm sorry.
We need those names.
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458. What do you want?
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459. To apologize.
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460. I realize that my attention to the clinic
has been somewhat lax of late,
and I want to make amends.
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461. How 'bout tomorrow night?
I take the night shift.
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462. The clinic's closed at night.
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463. Yeah, but I'm sure there's
plenty of things to be done.
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464. There's charts to be reviewed,
supplies inventoried...
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465. Dinners avoided.
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466. - You're going too?
- I love their Cobb salad.
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467. Give me a reason
to get out of this,
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468. and I'll tell you
who started the rumor
about you being a transsexual.
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469. There is no such rumor.
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470. There will be unless you
get me out of this dinner.
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471. No one's making you
do this, House.
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472. Just do what everybody else does,
lie to them.
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473. - You lie to your mother?
- Only since I was 12.
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474. My mom's a human polygraph.
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475. My dad should be taking her
to Vegas, not the Louvre.
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476. Trust me, your mom would
much rather think you have a
business meeting than you hate her.
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477. I don't hate her.
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478. I hate HIM.
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479. We all had headaches,
nausea, vomiting.
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480. You know, we figured
it was connected to the
massive amounts of drinking.
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481. Or you think
what happened to Carnell has
something to do with the trip?
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482. Don't know.
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483. You haven't had any
unexplained pain or strange feelings
since you got back?
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484. Nope, except for a little
athlete's foot, I'm fine.
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485. Can I see it?
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486. - See what?
- Your feet.
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487. There's a common parasite
in Jamaica that can
resemble foot fungus.
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488. It's not really my feet.
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489. You know, I figured
fungus is fungus.
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490. It's my groin.
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491. I'm going to need
to take a look at that.
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492. Now?
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493. Unless you wanna come down
to the hospital with me.
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494. No, I can't, I mean,
I just started two days ago,
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495. - and we're right in the
middle of a big merg...
- Then drop your pants.
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496. Reilly, I need the...
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497. What the hell's going on here?
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498. She's a doctor.
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499. I'm a doctor.
He has a rash.
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500. - And a friend of his...
- Right.
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501. Well, as soon as she's
done treating your rash,
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502. I need the numbers
on D-Port Technology.
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503. Yes, Sir.
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504. And Doctor, why don't you
leave a card on your way out?
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505. Except for one guy with a rash
no one else on the trip has any health issues.
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506. What kind of rash?
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507. I don't know.
I took some scrapings.
It doesn't appear to be ringworm.
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508. What did it look like?
Aside from not ringworm.
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509. Basically like diaper rash.
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510. He's been working
around the clock.
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511. Said he hasn't changed
his clothes in three days.
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512. Kaposi's sarcoma can
look like diaper rash.
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513. Any discoloration
around the edges?
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514. Get him in here.
We all wanna take a look.
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515. Even if it is Kaposi's,
it's not related.
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516. The patient doesn't have
any skin symptoms, and
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517. we've already
ruled out cancer.
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518. What are the odds of
two friends who've just returned
from a trip outside the country
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519. coming down with
unexplained, but unrelated illnesses?
Get him in here.
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520. He won't come.
Just started a new job
after graduation.
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521. They're working
on some big merger.
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522. Tell him his friend's life
hangs in the balance.
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523. That's what I told him
the first time.
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524. Still wound up
driving into Manhattan.
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525. Tell him his life
hangs in the balance.
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526. Tell him the rash
is flesh-eating,
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527. and the next course on the menu
is his frank and beans.
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528. Where is Stacy?
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529. Uh, speaking at a
conference in Baltimore.
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530. Why? What do you need?
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531. Can I subpoena a patient.
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532. House wants me to lie
to the kid to get him in here.
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533. Well, then you'll be
the one getting the subpoena.
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534. Well, we do need him
to diagnose his friend.
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535. Take the test to the kid.
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536. There is no test.
House just wants to look at it.
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537. Then take House to it.
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538. Yeah, like that's
gonna happen.
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539. Tell House
his parents called.
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540. Said they were
coming in early.
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541. He'll go anywhere
just to avoid them.
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542. So it's okay to lie to House,
but not to a patient?
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543. Yep.
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544. - Ahh! - What's wrong?
- His stomach's getting a lot worse.
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545. Ahh!
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546. He's rigid.
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547. - Ahh!
- He's bleeding into his abdomen.
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548. - Ahh!
- Cameron: What's going on?
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549. - We need a surgeon
and an O.R., stat.
- On it.
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550. Ah!
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551. Try to hang in there, Carnell.
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552. Ahh!
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553. Infection caused a perforation
in his sigmoid colon.
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554. It's repairable.
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555. It means the antibiotics
aren't working.
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556. Double the dose.
And add Tygacil to the list.
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557. As soon as he's
out of surgery.
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558. Where's Richie Rich?
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559. He said he can't leave work.
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560. Yeah, you told me that
two hours ago.
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561. I'm not gonna lie.
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562. Why? Because it's wrong?
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563. Or because you're a coward?
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564. Hmm, tough choice.
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565. You'd be wasting
two hours of the kid's time.
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566. Is that deeply and unforgivably
morally wrong? No.
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567. Because it's not
a waste of his time.
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568. Unless we're wrong.
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569. Unless his condition's got
nothing to do with his friend's.
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570. You're just afraid
of being wrong.
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571. Your parents called.
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572. - They had to catch an earlier...
- You don't have to lie to him.
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573. Kid's on his way here.
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574. - He got off work?
- Yeah. By vomitting blood.
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575. Ambulance is
ten minutes out.
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576. - You Taddy?
- What?
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577. I love the name.
I never had a dog...
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578. Take off his pants.
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579. Hey.
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580. Don't talk to her.
Listen to me.
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581. He's vomited in excess
of three units of blood.
He needs to be admitted before...
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582. If you wanted to be a doctor,
maybe you should have buckled down
a little more in high school.
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583. Bite me.
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584. - What are you doing?
- Exactly how close were
you and Carnell?
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585. Not so close.
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586. Spend a lot of time
together in Jamaica?
Share a room?
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587. Wait, you don't think...
Look, we're not gay.
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588. I'm not saying you're gay.
I'm saying you had sex.
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589. Look, we're not gay.
We hardly even hung out.
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590. Right, you flew him
down to Jamaica
because he won a contest.
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591. No, he's in my frat.
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592. Between school and wrestling
and going home every break
to work at his father's junkyard,
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593. Carnell didn't have any time
to hang out with anybody.
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594. It's not fungus.
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595. I already told you that.
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596. There's no pustules.
It's not staph.
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597. His dad's what?
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598. His dad owns a
scrap metal salvage yard.
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599. Carnell worked there
during breaks.
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600. You lied.
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601. What are you talking about?
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602. Oh yeah, of course, in this family
you probably need more specifics.
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603. You told us you owned
a construction company,
not a salvage yard.
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604. I know the way things work.
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605. The better my job,
the better my son gets treated.
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606. Right, that's why I'm mad.
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607. We wasted all that
filet mignon on you.
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608. Did your kid find anything unusual
the last time he worked for you?
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609. - No.
- Braided wire?
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610. Metal weights on each end,
a lead canister, maybe just the lid.
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611. He probably used it
as a doorstop or a paperweight.
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612. Why would he wanna...
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613. Okay, here it comes.
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614. I gave him an early graduation gift,
an old plumb I found.
It looks like a fishing weight.
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615. I put it on a keychain,
so he'd always remember
where he came from.
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616. So he can lie about it later.
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617. - Where's the keychain?
- I don't know.
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618. He never used it.
Just kept it as a good luck charm.
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619. - Kept it where?
- I don't know.
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620. Why?
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621. Why does it matter?
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622. Where are the
kid's clothes?
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623. In the bureau back
in his regular room.
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624. You two,
get it to radiology.
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625. His clothes?
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626. The bureau.
Don't open it.
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627. You, come with me.
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628. Set it down there.
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629. Now get out of here.
This thing is radioactive.
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630. The chances of radiation
causing CNS symptoms...
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631. Wow.
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632. Call the boys in the lead pajamas.
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633. RL measurements weren't
high enough to cause
central nervous system damage.
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634. It might not have caused
nerve damage, but it definitely
destroyed his immune system.
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635. And caused tumors.
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636. We don't know that.
None of the MRIs showed anything.
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637. Do a Pet Scan.
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638. Check his cervical spine.
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639. It's not gonna be good news.
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640. Mr. Hall,
it's not good news.
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641. The piece of metal
you gave Carnell was from an
industrial device used to test wells.
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642. People aren't supposed to
just dump radioactive material.
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643. But they do.
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644. So what now?
I mean, what do you do?
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645. Anyone who has had
contact with the source...
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646. will have to immediately get
treatment for Radiation Sickness.
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647. Taddy carried it
on his lap on a flight.
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648. So there is a treatment?
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649. Transfusions.
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650. And we try to get the fluids
and the electrolytes balanced.
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651. Carnell... he's had
much more exposure.
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652. The equivalent of
about 70,000 chest x-rays.
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653. His ability to create
white blood cells has been
completely destroyed.
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654. That's why he can't
fight off this infection?
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655. He's gonna need a
bone marrow transplant.
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656. And we did...
we did another Pet Scan.
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657. There's a cavernous angioma
within his spinal cord. It's a tumor.
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658. That's what's been causing
the shocks and CNS symptoms.
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659. He has a tumor
inside of his spinal cord?
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660. The cord is-is made of
strands put together,
sort of like a kite string.
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661. The surgeon should
be able to pull the strands apart
and excise the tumor. But...
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662. Surgery on someone who's
as hemopoetically compromised
as your son is... extremely risky.
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663. And, uh...
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664. if you don't
do the surgery, I mean...
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665. The tumor could cause
his breathing to stop.
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666. Possibly his heart as well.
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667. There's no way
you could have known.
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668. You're gonna have to
come with us.
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669. You need to start
treatment yourself.
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670. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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671. I can start
my treatment later.
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672. But he can't.
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673. He needs to be
in a sterile isolation room
to prevent further infections.
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674. - Mom.
- We're early.
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675. - It's great to see you.
- Oh, Greg, don't lie.
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676. We came at a
bad time, didn't we?
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677. Actually, yeah. I...
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678. I have to take a rain check.
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679. Aw, plans have been made.
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680. Wilson made 'em.
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681. I asked him to cancel.
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682. I'm dealing with kind of
a complicated case right now. So...
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683. Well, we'll just come back
when things aren't so out of control.
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684. My team is busy.
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685. You don't wanna see us.
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686. Mom, don't make me feel guilty.
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687. No, no.
Of course not, sorry.
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688. I've got a patient
who's probably gonna
die of radiation poisoning.
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689. So that means you can't eat.
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690. Come on, let's grab a bite
in the cafeteria.
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691. I'll buy you a Reuben.
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692. I guess I got time
for a sandwich.
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693. Good.
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694. Yeah?
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695. I just wanted to let you know
Carnell's prepped for surgery.
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696. Thank you.
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697. Hi, I'm Allison Cameron.
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698. I work with your son.
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699. Greg's told us all about you.
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700. Really?
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701. - New, huh?
- Nope, just gullible.
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702. I'm sorry. I was just
making fun of my son.
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703. Not of you.
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704. We were just about to go
to get something to eat.
Would you care to join us?
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705. You don't have
a lot of time with your son.
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706. Maybe another time.
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707. Dr.
Do you like the Beatles?
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708. They're all right.
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709. My 12-year-old just
turned me back onto them.
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710. Dr.
McCartney's gotta have
more money than God.
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711. Dr.
I think that's all of it.
Reverse him.
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712. How's he doing?
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713. Looks pretty good down here.
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714. Do I rock, or what?
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715. His pressure's dropping.
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716. - Give him another two units.
- I did already.
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717. His heart rate's falling.
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718. He's hemorrhaging.
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719. They're talking about
mom's last trip to the dentist.
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720. Grown children
talking to their parents,
nothing gets talked about.
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721. Trust me.
You're not missing anything.
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722. So besides work,
what you been up to?
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723. Not much.
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724. You always say that.
Not much.
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725. It's always the answer.
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726. Any new babes
you might wanna tell me about?
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727. Leave him alone, John.
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728. I got a new motorcycle.
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729. You might have seen it out front.
It's orange with a gigantic scrape.
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730. Is it the one in the
handicapped parking?
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731. Yeah.
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732. Looks like crap,
but it drives great.
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733. Well, you'll be careful, right?
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734. Last I checked
you still have two legs.
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735. Actually three.
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736. You know what
your problem is, Greg?
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737. Shifting gears?
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738. You just don't know
how lucky you are.
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739. Where's the head?
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740. Good thing
we got that cleared up.
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741. He was just trying to help.
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742. I don't need help.
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743. I know.
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744. You're absolutely perfect
just the way you are.
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745. Thank you.
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746. So how much longer
do you think he'll be in surgery?
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747. It's hard to say.
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748. Hmm... hmm.
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749. You know, he just
started school when Ann died.
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750. I was a mess. Hmm.
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751. Still adjusting to being a parent,
much less a single parent.
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752. You know, I used to put
cold pancakes in his lunch box.
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753. I mean,
that was the only thing
I could make that he would eat.
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754. You did okay.
He's a good kid.
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755. Mr. Yah.
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756. Hey. So how is he?
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757. Well, the surgeon
has removed the tumor
without damaging the spinal cord.
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758. But the infection has caused
another intestinal perforation.
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759. We stopped the bleeding,
but his white count keeps falling.
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760. Okay. Um...
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761. So what now?
Another drug?
Antibiotics? What?
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762. I'm sorry.
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763. The reality is no matter
what we give him, it's...
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764. unlikely he's gonna be able
to fight off the infections.
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765. Okay. Okay.
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766. The father and the friend are
responding well to treatment.
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767. Things aren't looking
so good for Carnell.
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768. Thank you...
for not eating.
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769. It was none of my business.
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770. They seem perfectly
pleasant, don't they?
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771. They are.
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772. He was a Marine pilot.
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773. She was a housewife.
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774. Married 47 years.
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775. They had one child.
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776. My mom is just
like everyone else.
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777. She's nice enough.
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778. Great sense of humor.
Hates confrontation.
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779. My dad's just like you.
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780. Not the caring-till-
your-eyes pop-out part.
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781. Just the insane moral compass
that won't let you lie
to anybody about anything.
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782. It's a great quality for
boy scouts and police witnesses.
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783. Crappy quality for a dad.
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784. Hey.
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785. How you doing?
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786. I'm hanging in there.
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787. I'm sorry
I lied to you about mom.
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788. I'm sorry
I lied to you too.
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789. There was nothing good
that came out of her dying.
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790. I'm not mad.
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791. I know why you did it.
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792. It worked.
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793. I never drink and drive.
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794. I'm scared, Dad.
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795. Come on.
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796. There's nothing to be scared of.
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797. You're gonna be just fine.
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798. Don't play me.
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799. I wanna know the truth.
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800. I'm telling you the truth.
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801. You're gonna be fine.
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802. I swear.
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803. I love you, dad.
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804. I love you too.
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805. Why does he hate
seeing his parents?
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806. So his dad tells the truth,
he can't handle that?
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807. He hates
being a disappointment.
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808. He's a doctor.
World famous.
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809. How disappointed can they be?
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810. You know what I figure
is worse than watching
your son become crippled,
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