1. he's got a temperature of 103.
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6. Guy looks like harpo. You should see him.
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10. Favorite color:
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12. Favorite
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14. Trust me, you never know what fact may prove the key to saving your life.
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17. Where are you going?
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18. You're an ass.
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19. I know.
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20. Where are you going?
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21. This is either a toxin, an infection, or an allergic reaction.
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26. I'm going to the movies.
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27. Which one of you is house?
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28. The skinny brunette.
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29. No, that's dr. Cameron.
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30. I'm skinny. How do you know her name?
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31. I was a patient of yours.
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32. Oh,well, if you want to leave the chocolates downstairs—
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33. Stay!
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34. Stay away from him.
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35. Shocking, isn't it?
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36. Who'd want to hurt you?
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37. - =www.ydy.com/bbs=-
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38. YTET-Vicky8800 & Abe
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39. House Season 2 Episode 24
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40. You're pathetic.
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42. No.
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44. I'd say you're lying.
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48. The bullet to your abdomen pierced your stomach,
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49. nicked the bowel, lodged in the posterior rib.
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50. Well,I always say, if you're gonna get shot,
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53. I don't remember that one.
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54. Went right through, severed your jugular.
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55. The shooter turns out to be a guy—
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56. don't care.
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57. You don't care why a guy walked into a hospital and shot a doctor?
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58. Shot you?
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59. I assume his reasoning was faulty.
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60. So what was it?
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61. Infection?
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62. The surgery went fine.
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63. You've had no post-op—
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64. not me. Patient.
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65. Harpo.
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66. You just got shot, house. You should rest.
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67. I got shot. Diagnostically boring.
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68. Big fat tongue, on the other hand... endlessly entertaining.
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69. We biopsied his tongue.
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70. and it was negative.
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71. And the blood tests were negative.
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72. I didn't say we did blood tests.
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73. You don't biopsy a tongue unless you have to biopsy a tongue.
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74. And you don't have to biopsy a tongue
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75. unless you've already come up with nothing on a routine battery of tests
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76. which don't involve torturing your patient.
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77. Any new symptoms?
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78. Other than the increased intracranial pressure?
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79. Any guesses on how I figured that one out?
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80. You knew the next step would be a lumbar puncture.
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81. A lumbar puncture would almost certainly give us a definitive answer.
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82. Since we don't have a definitive answer,
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83. we must not have done an lp,
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84. and the most common reason to not do an lp
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86. He was shot by security trying to—
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87. house, what are you—
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88. house.
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89. I'm talking to cuddy.
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90. Lie down.
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91. You've got to be in pain.
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92. Not today.
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93. Today I'm on morphine.
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94. You're going to rip your stitches out.
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95. Check harpo's trash.
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96. Forget about the patient.
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97. Come on.
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98. You're curious.
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99. Trash?
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100. You don't know what I'm talking about
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102. You can't just be walking around.
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103. Well, then stop me.
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104. - You've lost blood— - physically stop me.
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105. - You could damage— - you can't.
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106. Because that would involve physically touching me,
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107. and then things would t so sexually charged—
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108. I'm twice your size.
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109. Get your hands off me.
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110. Everything that lives, eats.
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111. Everything that eats, poops.
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112. That's why every organ has a sanitation department.
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113. The lymph system.
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114. Whatever's doing the damage is dumping its waste in there.
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115. That's what you meant by trash.
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116. Biopsy the lymph node under the jaw.
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117. I'm sorry,I know it's crazy, but there's no other place.
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118. It's the icu.
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119. It stands for intensive care.
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120. He needs intensive care, so do you.
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121. He needs to be shot again.
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122. He is handcuffed to his bed.
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123. He is sedated.
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124. He's not going to hurt you.
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125. If your security was any good,
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126. I wouldn't have been shot in the first place.
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127. He is where he's supposed to be.
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128. - Where you're supposed to be— - who did my surgery?
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129. Gillick, why?
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130. You going to send him a fruit basket?
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131. He screwed up.
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132. It's annoying enough dealing with your vicodin habit.
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133. Quit upping your morphine.
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134. I'm not.
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135. I'm reducing it.
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137. I'm feeling better.
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138. Gillick is very good.
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139. Your recovery time—
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140. my stomach kills me,
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141. my neck is throbbing,
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142. but my leg feels better.
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143. That's amazing.
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144. It's unbelievable.
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145. Since getting shot is not an fda approved treatment for anything,
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146. it means something must have gone wrong in the surgery.
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147. Yes, terribly... tragically wrong.
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148. Enjoy the mistake.
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149. He must have nicked something in my peripheral nervous system.
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150. If it's alleviating pain, who knows what else it's doing?
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151. Get back to the icu
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152. before you rip out your stitches,
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153. and I have to chain you to your bed.
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154. Why did you try to kill me?
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155. I didn't.
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156. Then the gun thing might have been a mistake.
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157. If I'd have killed you, it would have been over.
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158. I needed you to live.
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159. Because I want to see you suffer.
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160. Get the needle out of there.
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161. He can't breathe.
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162. House.
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163. The test was negative.
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164. Are you sure you want to be doing this?
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165. I'm fine.
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166. I think
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167. cameron, you got my records?
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168. They don't like to release patient's operative notes.
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169. And yet you're holding them.
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170. And whispering.
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171. He's sleeping.
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172. Yeah.
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173. Killer needs his rest.
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174. Otherwise. He's grumpy all day.
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175. Hey! Wake up.
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176. Watch me save a life
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178. We've got him on broad spectrum antibiotics,
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179. but it's not even slowing the thing down.
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180. Unless we figure out what type of infection,
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182. and we can't figure out what type
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183. because we can't do an lp.
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184. Do an lp.
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185. See what I did there?
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186. Couldn't have done that if you'd killed me.
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187. We would have done an lp two days ago if we could have.
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188. But that much pressure,
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189. - something's bound to go— - we would have done an lp two days ago
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190. if the risks hadn't so obviously outweighed the benefits.
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191. We just cut a hole in his throat.
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192. The equation has changed.
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193. Couldn't have put it better myself.
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195. 120 millimeters h2o,
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196. with small visible excursions related to respiration and pulse.
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197. Well within normal, that's good.
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198. No, that's weird.
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200. I have a rule.
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201. People who shoot me forfeit the right—
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202. my wife was sick.
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203. None of the doctors could figure out why.
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204. Oh,I know this story.
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205. She died.
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206. So you selected one of her doctors to kill,
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207. because that would make everything right again.
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209. You cured her.
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210. I'm truly sorry I did that.
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212. you convinced me that everything was relevant.
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214. I confessed to you that I'd had an affair.
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215. But it turns out that it had nothing to do with why she was sick.
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216. Genetic predisposition to brain aneurysms.
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217. You told her that.
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218. You also told her about my affair.
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219. And you caught crap,
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220. she left you,
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221. and now I've got to pay
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222. because you couldn't keep your little killer in your pants.
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223. She killed herself.
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224. What sort of hospital has glass walls?
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225. That's my husband.
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226. Really?
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227. You thought I just liked watching people get needles poked in the back?
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228. Nope.
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229. I figured a coworker or a sister.
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230. Not wife.
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231. Why?
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232. Don't worry. It's not insulting.
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233. At least not to you.
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237. You treated a friend of mine.
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238. She told me you only talk to people if you have to.
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239. And then you insult them while showing off how insightful you are.
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240. Sevens marry sevens.
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241. Nines marry nines.
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242. Fours marry fours.
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243. Maybe there's some wiggle room if there's enough money,
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245. But you've got at least three points on ur husband,
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246. and your frock says you didn't do it for the money.
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247. And your breasts say that you haven't had any kids.
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248. So you figure my marriage is a mathematical error?
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249. Numbers don't lie.
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250. We're having trouble finding out what infection your husband has.
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251. The most likely culprit is an std.
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252. You want to know if I've had an affair with someone closer to my integer.
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253. And I have to tell you the truth, or my husband will die.
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254. Is your friend single?
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255. No.
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256. And I've always been faithful.
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258. I would've bet money something would go wrong.
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259. Let's rotate him back.
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260. he's bleeding into his ocular orbit.
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261. Lp wouldn't do this.
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262. Lots of pressure behind.
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263. Gotta relieve it.
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264. What's going on? What—what are they doing?
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265. I should go.
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266. I seem to have torn my stitches.
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267. You collapsed in the hall.
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268. Tore your stitches.
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269. I remember. I was there.
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270. How's your gut? It's hurting?
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271. You shoot the guy who sold her the gun?
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272. She locked herself in the garage,
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273. and she started the car.
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274. You shoot the guy who sold her the garage door opener?
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275. You're an ass.
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276. That is a bold position to take, given that I shot you.
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277. The shooting just makes you an idiot.
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278. You're an ass because you're trying to wrap it in the flag,
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279. like you did a good thing.
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280. You're an ass and a hypocrite.
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281. You don't believe in rules.
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282. You do whatever you think is right.
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283. That's all I did.
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284. You were my role model.
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285. Watch out.You're getting crumbs on the flag.
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286. I didn't commit to honor her.
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287. I didn't commit to never lie to her.
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288. Well, if you'd kept your mouth shut,
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289. she'd be alive, and you wouldn't be shot.
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290. If you'd kept your pistols in your pants—
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291. it's my fault she's dead.
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292. I know it.
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293. But why can't you admit
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295. That maybe it's not just medical mistakes that screw things up.
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296. Here's how life works.
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297. You either get to ask for an apology,
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298. or you get to shoot people.
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299. Not both.
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300. infections don't make your eyes pop out.
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301. we should get back.
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302. You're supposed to be chained to your bed.
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303. I'm not done eating.
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304. There's got to be some sort of bleeding disorder.
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305. This is really stupid.
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306. Look, if my stitches pop out again,
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307. I got three doctors to save me.
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308. Could be some sort of weakness in the lining of the ocular veins.
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309. Okay,I'll be you guys.
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310. No way, mate.
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311. Too much blood to just be a vein.
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312. No way, hizzie.
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313. If it was an artery, he'd still be bleeding.
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314. Actually, he'd be dead.
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315. He could have had a granuloma in his sinuses that bled,
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316. which could have been caused by wegener'S.
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317. I think the surgeon would have noticed a giant growth
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318. Tongue and eyes are sick.
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319. What about the nose?
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320. It's right in between. Why isn't it sick?
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321. So it's not spreading. It's got a common source.
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322. Which can only be what?
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323. The brain, except the ct was clean.
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324. Check the brain's trash, see what it's hiding.
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325. The brain doesn't have a lymph system.
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326. I know.
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327. All its garbage just blows off,
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328. gets caught in the snow fence by the side of the road.
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329. You're referring to the blood-brain barrier.
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330. What else?
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331. Biopsy the barrier.
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332. Wouldn't it be safer to make a few educated guesses first?
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333. Try some relatively safe treatments?
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334. Biopsy the barrier.
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335. But first, start him on mebendazole in case it's a worm.
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336. And levofloxacin in case it's an infection that slipped by the first antibiotic.
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337. And azithromycin for stds.
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338. I really don't think the wife is the kind to be messing around.
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339. If I was married to her,I certainly wouldn't—
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340. house.
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341. The patient isn't married. He's a widower.
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342. Really, it's more helpful if you do the prescribed rehab yourself.
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343. My body is fine.
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345. maybe she was a girlfriend.
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346. Maybe she was just trying to jerk you around.
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347. I spoke to every one of the nurses on that floor.
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348. The patient had only had six visitors.
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349. Two females, no babes.
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350. His mother and his aunt.
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351. So they missed someone.
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352. They're not security.
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353. My posse never saw her or me talking on the other side of the glass.
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354. They were a little busy trying to save the guy's life.
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355. There's on one possible conclusion.
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356. It was a hallucination.
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357. What does that look like to you?
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359. Anesthesia?
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360. No.
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361. It's got to be six and a smudge.
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367. What if his wife told me
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368. that the patient just got bit by a rabid vietnamese leper?
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369. So pull yourself off the case.
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371. You take two weeks.
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372. You recover.
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377. What if it was the surgery?
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378. What if it was the fact that you tore out your stitches and lost two pints of blood?
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379. Why did gillick give me ketamine during my surgery?
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380. Working.
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381. We need to talk.
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382. Get back to the icu. Who un-cuffed you?
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383. Why would a surgeon administer ketamine?
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385. How do you know it's mine?
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386. Because your patient hasn't had surgery,
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387. and you don't care about anybody else.
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388. My anesthesia was almost nonexistent,
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393. There are plenty of reasons to use—
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395. I'll go beat the truth out of my surgeon.
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398. There's a clinic in germany.
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399. They've been treating chronic pain by inducing comas,
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400. and letting the mind basically reboot itself.
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401. There's about a 50% chance your pain will come back.
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418. First thing that makes sense.
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419. The wrong side's the wrong side.
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422. Wouldn't cause fever.
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425. I marked a change of meds on his chart.
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426. Foreign object.
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427. Body wants to get rid of it.
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428. It causes the fever.
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429. Blood's a foreign object?
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430. in the brain lining, it is.
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431. Blood dyscrasia means cancer.
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432. Find it.
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433. - All the tests— - have been negative.
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435. You use your neighbors' trash cans.
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436. Except it's still light outside.
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437. Your neighbor will see you.
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438. So you go out the back way, into an alley,
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439. and drop off your trash by their garage.
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440. We'll check the lymphatic system in the chest.
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441. You got that from trash cans in the alley?
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443. are connected to the lymphatic system in the lungs.
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445. Yeah.
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447. How did he know that?
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450. Because you have nothing but respect for him.
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451. Maybe he knew the answer
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452. because the question
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453. wasn't nearly as tricky as you thought.
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466. But you're wrong.
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486. He's post-op.Chase is getting him up and around.
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487. It's important that you're up asap after surgery.
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488. You think you can urinate?
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489. It's getting bigger!
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490. What, you're...
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491. getting aroused?
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492. No! Not that part.
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493. Oh,god, it hurts.
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494. It's not stopping.
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495. surgeons found no evidence of a burst artery.
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496. The blood had to come from somewhere.
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497. You took a shower in it.
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498. Trauma?
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499. You think someone snuck in here just to kick him in the jewels?
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500. And poke out his eye, and swell up his tongue?
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501. Keep riding.
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502. I got a bet with my physio that I can do 100 klicks by friday.
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503. What about blood from the kidneys?
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504. Kidneys drain into the bladder, which drains into the ureter.
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505. There's no way it would mess with the scrotum.
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506. Yeah.
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507. Basic human anatomy.
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508. Therefore,I think it's safe to assume that the problem lies elsewhere.
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509. But given that this case doesn't make any kind of sense whatsoever,
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510. maybe we should even question the basics.
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511. Maybe he's not human.
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512. an anatomical defect would seem more likely, but let's not rule that one out.
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513. Even more likely, he is human,
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514. his anatomy is where it's supposed to be, but he has testicular cancer.
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515. we tested for cancer.
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516. we tested the lymph system in his chest.
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517. surgeons found no growth.
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518. surgeons were just trying to put everything back where it was.
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519. They weren't doing an inventory.
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520. May have been lucky.
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521. If you don't catch testicular cancer early, it kills.
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522. Probably eroded some vessel.
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523. Yeah,I know.
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524. The question is why I didn't think of it.
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525. Eyes popping out is a rather odd presentation.
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526. Sack blowing up, on the other hand...
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527. if you could think of everything yourself, you wouldn't need a team to annoy.
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528. I screwed up some basic anatomy.
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529. And I missed connecting a testicular explosion with a testicular problem.
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530. You think there's any way I would have done that before cuddy messed with my brain?
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531. She was trying to help you, and it worked.
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532. Yeah,I can run like the wind,
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533. but I can't think.
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534. And seeing as how I'm too old to become a professional athlete,
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535. it looks to me as if she screwed me over big time.
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536. You don't want a healthy leg.
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537. Oh, here we go.
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538. If you've got a good life, if you're healthy,
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539. you've got no reason to bitch.No reason to hate life.
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540. Here's the flaw in your argument.
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541. If I enjoy hating life,I don't hate life.I enjoy it.
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542. I didn't say it was rational.
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543. Hiv testing is 99% accurate,
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544. which means there are some people who test positive
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545. who live with their own impending doom for months,
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546. or years, before finding out everything's okay.
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547. Weirdly, most of them don't react with happiness. Or even anger.
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548. They get depressed.
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549. Not because they wanted to die,
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550. but because they've defined themselves by their disease.
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551. Suddenly, what made them them isn't real.
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552. I don't define myself by my leg.
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553. No, you have taken it one step further.
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554. The only way you could come to terms with your disability
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555. was to somehow make it mean nothing.
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556. So you had to redefine everything.
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557. You have dismissed anything physical.
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558. Anything not coldly, calculatingly intellectual.
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559. Why are you protecting her?
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560. Because she's done nothing wrong.
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561. You're completely comfortable with what she did to me?
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562. Yeah,I am. Yeah.
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563. You agonize over moral choices.
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564. You're not completely comfortable with anything
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565. until you've taken days to get your head around every possible side.
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566. I've known what she did for six hours.
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567. How come you're acting like you've known for days?
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568. What do I have?
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569. You're not sick.
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570. What do I have?
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571. You need to calm down.
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572. I have my brain! And that's it!
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573. We were trying to help you.
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574. Yeah, nobody tries to screw up! They just do.
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575. You were out of control.You were shooting morphine—
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576. I can make people better!
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577. And you two decide to trade that for jogging shoots.
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578. If you're suffering from side effects, then we can look at that—
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579. you value the physical so much.
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580. Let me put this in terms you can understand.
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581. You're unbelievable.
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582. Even when you're out of your mind with anger and fear,
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583. you still couch it in logical terms.
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584. Are you hallucinating?
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585. Yeah,I'm hallucinating!
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586. No,I mean right now.
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587. Are you hallucinating?
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588. How did you know I was...
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589. you were yelling at me.
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590. You were calling me wilson.
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591. No.
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592. You're losing it, house.
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593. I never call wilson by his name.
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594. Oh,yeah, right.
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595. The hallucinator is going to tell the hallucinatee what happened.
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596. You're not the hallucinatee. Wilson was the hallucinatee.
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597. You think maybe you're focusing on the wrong thing here?
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598. Cuddy's office was the hallucinatee.
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599. The bathroom was the hallucinatee.
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600. Bathroom.It figures.
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601. What figures?
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602. You wet your bed.
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603. Damn it.
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604. Test was negative.
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605. No.
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606. Afp and beta hcg say no testicular cancer.
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607. So, let's recap. We've just ruled out everything.
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608. Which doesn't make sense.
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609. So the answer has to be something that doesn't make sense.
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610. Do a cystoscopy. Make sure he's human.
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611. Test was negative.
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612. For him being human?
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613. Everything was right where it's supposed to be.
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614. All the tubes go where they're supposed to go.
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615. Most likely scenario is some kind of bacterial prostatitis.
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616. Find out if his father hunche
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617. his father have trouble peeing?
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618. His father have sex with his own mother?
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619. If the answers to any of these questions is yes, assume you're right.
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620. If the answers are no,
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621. assume you're right, but biopsy some prostate lymphs just to be sure.
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622. But...
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623. then we'd have to cut through his stomach.
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624. And since he's clearly got a bleeding problem, this kind of surgery might—
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625. he doesn't clearly have anything.
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626. How did I get here?
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627. What are you talking about?
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628. I was in the icu.
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629. And then I was coming down these stairs with you guys.
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630. What happened in between?
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631. I don't remember how I got here.
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632. I'm taking myself off my case.
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633. Your patient's in critical care. He's had a fever unabated for two—
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634. I'm losing my mind.
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635. I'm having blackouts.
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636. You said you weren't having any—
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637. I lied.
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638. If you are doing this to scare me, you made your point.
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639. Next time you get shot,I promise to only treat the bullet wounds.
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640. I'm off the case.
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641. Why did you jump up when I came in?
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642. I thought you were going to attack me again.
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643. Again?
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644. Yeah, you were in my face.
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645. You were— —no,I wasn'T.
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646. You came in here with wilson and—
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647. that was a hallucination.
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648. No, you—
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649. which means this is a hallucination.
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650. how can I tell what's real and what's not?
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651. Everything looks the same.
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652. Sounds the same.
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653. Tastes the same.
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654. Seems like I'd be the last person you'd want to ask.
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655. Why not?
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656. You're obviously not here.
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657. I'm obviously not here.
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658. Which means this is a creation of my mind,
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659. which means I'm really just asking myself.
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660. Well, if you're talking to yourself, that's a lot of unnecessary explanation.
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661. Hey,I'm trying to work this out.
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662. That requires give and take, even in my own mind.
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663. What was the question?
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664. How can I tell what's real?
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665. Does it matter?
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666. That doesn't sound like something I'd ask.
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667. All right.
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668. Your concern is at if you act in the real world based on information that's not real,
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669. the results are impossible to foresee.
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670. With you so far.
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671. But information is incapable of harm in and of itself.
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672. Ideas are neither good nor bad,
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673. but merely as useful as what we do with them.
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674. Only actions can cause harm.
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675. That sounds like me.
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676. So you do nothing.
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677. You refrain from taking any actions.
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678. Continue to throw out your ideas as you always would,
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679. but if they're based on faulty assumptions,
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680. your team will point that out.
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681. They won't do anything that could hurt him.
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682. So I trust my team.
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683. Test was negative.
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684. No blood in the prostate.
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685. No structural abnormalities.
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686. If something doesn't make sense,
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687. what does that mean?
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688. It's not rhetorical.
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689. I need your input on everything I ask, no matter how obvious it might seem.
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690. It means you're wrong.
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691. It means one of your assumptions is wrong.
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692. Because if something doesn't make sense, it can't be real.
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693. So, what are our assumptions?
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694. We don't have any. We're just guessing on testing.
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695. We assume the tests are right.
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696. We've already redone them.
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697. Twice. Let's go more basic.
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698. What's more basic than the test results?
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699. The tests themselves.
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700. What does a biopsy consist of?
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701. You take a sample.
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702. Define sample.
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703. It's a small representative piece of whatever you think is the problem.
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704. you go down to the shore, you fill a cup of water.
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705. It's got no fish in it.
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706. Does that mean no fish in the ocean?
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707. We can do another biopsy.
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708. We could fill another cup of water. We gotta dive in.
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709. We gotta see what's actually in there.
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710. We can't operate. He's got a bleeding problem.
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711. We assume he's got a bleeding problem.
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712. Yeah, because he bled from where he wasn't supposed to bleed,
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713. causing parts of his body to blow up.
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714. Assuming that crazy assumption is correct,
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715. if we operate on him, we'll kill him.
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716. What if we could find a way to do this surgery
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717. without giving him more than a paper cut?
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718. You want to let a robot operate on me?
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719. The technology is amazing.
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720. It magnifies everything ten times.It's ten times the accuracy.
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721. No way.I want a person.
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722. A person will be controlling—
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723. people suck.
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724. People have turned you from a guy with a swollen tongue
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725. into a guy with one eye, one ball, and a stapled-on face.
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726. If you want someone to hold you while you cry yourself to sleep at night,
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727. choose warm and soft.
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728. If you want someone to write you a poem,
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729. pick the sensitive loner.
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730. But if all you care about is that something's done right,
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731. pick the guy with the metal head.
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732. No way.
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733. No way, no way.
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734. You gotta see this thing in action before you say no way. Come on.
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735. House. What are you doing?
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736. Nothing.
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737. I'm not doing anything.
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738. Just throwing out ideas.
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739. I think you should put him in a wheelchair, take him down to the O.R.
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740. But I may be out of my mind.
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741. Relax, cameron.
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742. I'm not going to cut you.
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743. I just want to show what this puppy can do.
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744. It can make one-millimeter incisions.
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745. You know how small that is?
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746. It's small even in metric.
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747. If I do something that doesn't make sense,
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748. even to you, stop me.
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749. Delicate, no?
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750. House.
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751. Does that hurt?
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752. Seen enough?
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753. No.
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754. That wasn't a question.
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755. You either do this, or you die.
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756. You've wasted your life.
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757. Yeah.
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758. If only I'd spent more time dedicating myself to finding someone worthy to shoot.
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759. If I had killed you, would it have mattered?
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760. Not to me.
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761. Have you got a pen?
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762. You don't care if you live or die?
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763. I care because I live.
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764. I can't care if I'm dead.
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765. I don't want to hear semantics.
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766. You anti-semantic bastard.
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767. Would anybody care that the world lost that wit?
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768. Working here.
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769. That's all right.You don't have to say anything.
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770. Just let me soak into your subconscious.
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771. You think that the only truth that matters
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772. is the truth that can be measured.
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773. Good intentions don't count.
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774. What's in your heart doesn't count.
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775. Caring doesn't count.
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776. But a man's life can be measured
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777. by how many tears are shed when he dies.
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778. Just because you can't measure them,
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779. just because you don't want to measure them,
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780. doesn't mean it's not real.
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781. That does not make sense.
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782. And even if I'm wrong,
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783. you're still miserable.
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784. Did you really think that your life's purpose
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785. was to sacrifice yourself and get nothing in return?
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786. No.
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787. You believe there's no purpose to anything.
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788. Even the lives you save, you dismiss.
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789. You turn the one decent thing in your life, and you taint it, strip it of all meaning.
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790. You're miserable for nothing.
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791. I don't know why you'd want to live.
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792. I'm sorry.
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793. I know what's wrong.
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794. House, get out of here.You're not sterile.
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795. He'll be fine.
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796. great.
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797. What's he got?
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798. How come you guys have never tried to yank me off this case?
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799. I'm having hallucinations.
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800. Blackouts.
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801. But you're always insane, and you're always right.
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802. I'm almost always eventually right.
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803. You have no way of knowing when "eventually" is.
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804. Every time I've had an epiphany on this one,
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805. you guys were right on board.
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806. No challenges, no need to explain.
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807. No offense, but
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808. either you guys are getting smarter, or I'm getting dumber.
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809. We've worked with you long enough to know—
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810. I know the test results even before you enter the room.
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811. We have identical knowledge.
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812. How is that possible?
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813. You're wrong.
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814. If something doesn't make sense,
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815. one of your assumptions has to be wrong.
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816. Because if something doesn't make sense, it can't be real.
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817. But what if the faulty assumption is that it's real?
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818. House, you're losing it.
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819. I've lost it.
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820. Why did you stop me?
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821. Because I think you're going to kill him.
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822. No, you don't think that.
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823. You know it.
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824. Because you're in my head.
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825. As long as the delusion makes sense, my mind lets it go on.
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826. I have to make it not make sense.I have to...
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827. push it past the point where it can trick my mind.
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828. Hey, hey.
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829. If this is a nightmare, you're gonna wake up.
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830. If it's real, you're killing a man.
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831. It's also possible that I may already be dead.
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832. But I don't believe in the after life.
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833. House, go back to your room.
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834. If this is a hallucination, it's a good one.
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835. You're pain free, you can walk—
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836. it's not real.Therefore, it's meaningless.
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837. I want meaning.
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838. Oh, god.
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839. Goodbye.
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840. he was shot.--Twice.
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841. Once in the abdomen, once in the neck.
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842. Hello.--It's going to be okay.
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843. You're gonna be okay.
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844. You don't know nothing.
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845. Tell cuddy...
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846. I want ketamine.
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847. YTET-Vicky8800 Abe
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