1. I know that one.
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2. I was at the studio
when Grandfather recorded it.
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3. You thinking about
your mom?
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4. Mama, everything,
my whole life.
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5. It was all a Iie.
I never knew you.
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6. I never knew
you were my dad.
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7. Your life's
gonna be okay, Leona.
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8. You're a good kid.
You got it together.
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9. You survived the last
eight months on your own.
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10. You're not your grandfather
or your mom.
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11. You're not gonna make
the same mistakes they did.
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12. I'm proud
that I'm your father.
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13. I'm proud
that I'm your father.
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14. Glad I'm getting this chance.
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15. I'm glad I'm getting
this chance. This chance...
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16. Ready for a cookie, darling?
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17. We gotta go!
Get out of here!
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18. Leona!
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19. Leona!
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20. (ON MACHINE)
You've reached a number
that has been disconnected
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21. and is no longer in service.
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22. If you feel you've reached
this recording in error,
go with it.
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23. Hang up. On three. One, two...
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24. House, pick up.
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25. I know it's your day off,
and no doubt got
lots of exciting plans,
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26. but I've got a case.
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27. A 16-year-old girl
presenting with
cardiogenic shock,
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28. no heart attack.
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29. Dr. Willis, 5-2-2-1.
Dr. Willis, 5-2-2-1.
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30. Her heart looks fine.
ER did a full cardiac workup.
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31. Tox screen's clean,
blood shows no infection.
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32. All on the top page.
I'm a real good reader.
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33. Personal chart handoff
means there's something else.
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34. I'm hoping
it's not personal.
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35. The guy who
brought the girl in
says he knows you.
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36. When you have a chance.
No hurry.
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37. It's just a couple of
medical histories.
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38. One with a minor
cancer concern.
No problem.
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39. G-man!
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40. You thought I was gonna do it,
didn't you?
Do I know you?
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41. Come on it's me. Crandall.
Doesn't ring a bell.
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42. Man,
I can't believe...
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43. Unless you mean
Dylan Crandall, a man who
will believe anything.
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44. See, I just made you
believe that I...
You haven't changed.
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45. Heard about your Ieg.
Yeah. Pulled a hamstring
playing Twister.
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46. Just gonna
walk it off.
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47. So who's the girl?
Jesse Baker's granddaughter.
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48. You always said
you'd give your right hand
to play like him.
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49. No. I said I'd give
my right hand
to have his left.
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50. Why is she with you?
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51. She lost her mom in Katrina,
her home, everything.
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52. Wow.
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53. And I'm her father.
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54. Hmm.
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55. Yeah, she looks just like you,
got the same 'fro.
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56. I wrote a book about Baker.
Hung out with him,
his daughter.
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57. Yeah, that is how
babies are made.
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58. I never knew. She never knew.
Her mom Iied for 16 years.
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59. That's unbelievable.
Yeah.
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60. No, seriously,
I don't believe it.
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61. Her mom was pissed at me
about my book.
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62. I trashed her and her dad.
She wouldn't talk to me,
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63. obviously she's not
gonna tell Leona that...
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64. You're a sucker.
You always were.
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65. Does that mean you're not
gonna help her?
Why wouldn't I?
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66. She's not scamming me.
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67. Acute myocardial infarction?
ER said no. Retest.
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68. Wolff-Parkinson-White
Syndrome?
ER said no. Retest.
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69. And read the damn file.
You just gave them to us.
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70. Delta wave on the EKG...
It's all a no.
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71. Everything about her heart
is healthy.
She's a Katrina victim.
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72. It's better than Crandall.
He's a Katrina-victim victim.
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73. I don't think she was
expecting your sympathy.
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74. I think her point was
New Orleans was
a Third World country:
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75. toxins, mold,
sewage in the streets...
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76. What if her heart
is like my bike?
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77. Runs like crap when I'm
by myself, but I take it to
the mechanic, it runs great.
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78. An arrhythmia.
A one-time event.
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79. What are we
gonna do?
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80. Keep her in her room
on a cardiac monitor till
she has another arrhythmia?
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81. That could be weeks. Months.
Relax.
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82. I happen to know she's going
to have one right after Iunch.
We are golden.
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83. You can't induce an arrhythmia
in someone whose heart
nearly gave out 48 hours ago.
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84. Sure you can.
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85. It's kind of technical,
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86. but you stick
all these cool little wires
inside her somehow...
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87. I mean you shouldn't.
Oh, right.
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88. 'Cause it'd be much more
ethical to let it happen
in an uncontrolled setting,
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89. 'cause there's always
a team of cardiologists
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90. having Iunch
at the next table.
This is Jersey.
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91. She's a minor,
she's gonna need consent.
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92. I'll go talk to him.
Oh, that's an excellent plan.
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93. We'll give him the form,
and tell him it's wrong
and dangerous.
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94. I can handle
a simple consent form.
Okay, I'll be Crandall.
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95. Dr. Cameron.
House, from what you say,
this guy will...
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96. Are you in this scene?
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97. Go.
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98. I need to talk to you about
a procedure we'd like to do
on Leona.
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99. "Like to do?"
Is this fun for you?
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100. He's not you,
he's not gonna mock me.
Stay in character.
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101. I'm so scared,
hold me.
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102. In order to figure out
which circuit is misfiring,
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103. we need to map all
the electrical activity
in her heart.
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104. Swear to me on the Bible
you'd do this
if it was your kid.
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105. Goodbye.
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106. To map the electrical pathways
in a heart, we send
electricity through each,
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107. one at a time,
till one fails.
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108. That sounds dangerous.
It's a risk
I'm prepared to take.
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109. If she's got
an electrical problem,
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110. couldn't more electricity
blow her whole system?
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111. Well, look who's been watching
Bill Nye, the Science Guy.
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112. The test is perfectly safe.
We do it every day.
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113. All right.
And you believe me?
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114. I shouldn't do the test?
It's crazy dangerous.
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115. Just sign the damn form.
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116. I'm not crying.
I can handle this.
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117. Then blow your nose,
I need DNA from somewhere.
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118. You're not running
a paternity test.
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119. She's gonna stay around
just long enough
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120. to get your bank account,
your credit card numbers,
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121. then she's gonna be
off with her next daddy.
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122. With what she's been through,
why would you assume...
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123. Because of what
she's been through.
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124. Because that's your default
position, always has been.
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125. Because she's still alive.
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126. Raised by a junkie, Iiving on
the streets, that tends to
kick the sweetness out of you.
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127. I figured you'd have mellowed.
Because you're an idiot.
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128. If I let you do the test,
it means I don't trust her.
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129. No. It means
I don't trust her.
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130. 199,
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131. 98...
She's out.
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132. Heart rhythm's normal.
Insert the first catheter.
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133. I'm in.
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134. All heart rhythms
still normal.
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135. Haven't zapped her yet.
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136. Send the first
electrical pulse.
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137. Sinoatrial node is normal.
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138. Next.
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139. Got supraventricular
tachycardia.
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140. Stop the current.
Is she hallucinating?
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141. IV push stat, 12.5 adenosine.
She's crashing.
BP's plummeting.
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142. Foreman, is she hallucinating?
No, normal waves.
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143. Then the AV node is not
the bad pathway. All that was,
was a heart attack.
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144. Reset her, so we can
find the real problem.
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145. Charging. Clear.
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146. Normal rhythm.
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147. Chase, high right atrium,
please.
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148. Her heart's fragile after
that last attack.
Chances of tachycardia.
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149. You have my permission
to blame Foreman
at any negligence trial.
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150. Send the electrical pulse.
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151. That's the one.
She's hallucinating.
It's near the coronary sinus.
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152. Freeze it.
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153. Damaged heart muscle gone.
Cryoablation complete.
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154. EEG's back to normal.
No hallucinations.
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155. She'll be fine by breakfast.
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156. Interesting reading.
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157. Those are my top two choices
for sperm donors.
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158. I wanted your medical opinion
on genetics.
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159. They're Iosers.
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160. Medically? Or...
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161. Donor 1284 Iikes
square dancing.
No one Iikes square dancing.
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162. 613, he's been practicing
medicine for five minutes,
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163. calls himself a healer,
loves Mozart.
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164. I'm not going dancing
with them,
I'm Iooking for healthy sperm.
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165. He's got four
Iiving grandparents.
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166. Who they are, what they do,
that doesn't matter?
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167. I'm Ieaning toward 613.
Oh, sure, go with
the Jewish number.
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168. 1284 has a cousin that tested
positive for the BRCA gene.
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169. But his mother was negative,
which means so is your baby.
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170. What about the...
Mediterranean/Dutch factor
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171. on the dad's side?
It's not a problem,
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172. because his dad's mom
didn't carry
the thalassemia gene.
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173. Bigger issue is
the jerk and poser genes.
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174. This Mozart Iie.
People can't like
classical music?
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175. You're designing a kid,
a loser kid. He's already
getting pummeled at recess.
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176. Here, knock yourself out.
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177. Go find sperm that
can beat up 613's kids.
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178. And thanks
for your help.
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179. Pretentiousness is hereditary.
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180. Just 'cause they haven't
found the gene yet...
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181. Could I have
some water, please?
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182. Hello?
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183. I just need some water.
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184. Is anyone there?
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185. Mama?
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186. The second hallucination
means we didn't fix
her heart.
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187. Maybe we
missed something.
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188. Her heart's fine.
If she hallucinated,
it wasn't caused by her heart.
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189. If? The screaming,
the floundering,
it was an hallucination.
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190. What if it wasn't
a hallucination?
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191. We covered...
Not finished.
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192. What if it was
an atypical seizure?
Seizure?
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193. She saw her mother.
Mother's dead.
Ergo, hallucination.
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194. Anyone wanna explain that?
His Ieg hurts.
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195. Walking takes his mind
off of it.
FIashback!
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196. All that wind and rain from
the hurricane, post-traumatic
stress syndrome.
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197. Why are you so bent on her
not having a hallucination?
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198. If she did have
a hallucination,
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199. then the heart problem
that we predicted,
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200. found, and fixed was just
a gigantic coincidence.
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201. His Ieg always hurts.
It's getting worse.
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202. What if the heart
isn't a coincidence,
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203. and isn't what caused
the hallucination?
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204. An arrhythmia hurts.
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205. What if her hallucination
was caused by pain?
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206. What if she has a disease that
translates pain into a bizarre
physiological response
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207. like a hallucination?
She has an autoimmune disease.
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208. She needs a CRP,
a rheumatoid factor...
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209. I can prove an autoimmune
disease in five minutes.
She needs a PET scan.
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210. You can't test for
autoimmune in a PET...
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211. I'm proving that her
hallucinations are
a consistent response to pain,
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212. which proves that she has
an autoimmune disease.
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213. How do you test
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214. Easy. Hurt them.
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215. It's not gonna hurt at all.
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216. We just need to
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217. I won't.
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218. Okay, give me your arm.
I need to check
your muscle responses.
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219. Okay, turn it over.
Palm upward.
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220. Everything okay?
Yeah.
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221. What the hell was that?
Diagnostic test.
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222. Cerebral cortex
responded normally.
She's not hallucinating.
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223. You know he's not your father,
don't you?
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224. He's my dad, Mama told me.
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225. I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to hurt you.
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226. House, leave her alone.
Come on.
We both know it's a hustle.
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227. Are the walls closing in?
No. Why are you doing this?
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228. Spiders coming out
of my nose?
Let me out.
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229. House, the test is over.
Dorsolateral
prefrontal cortex...
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230. Give me your hand.
No!
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231. Give me your hand.
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232. Forget him.
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233. He's not the perfect mark,
because he was
the perfect mark.
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234. PIenty of people
got there before you.
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235. He's used up,
tainted, pumped dry.
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236. She's hallucinating.
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237. She's lost everything,
and you're breaking fingers.
A new low.
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238. Diagnostically,
she needed to be hurt.
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239. I wanted to hurt her.
Win-win.
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240. What I didn't consider was
a threshold to trigger
the hallucinations.
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241. Otherwise, I'd have done
the finger-bending first,
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242. instead of stabbing her twice.
That was cruel.
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243. If her autoimmune disease is
this advanced, usual treatment
is not gonna help.
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244. We don't even know which
autoimmune disease she has.
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245. This could be Lambert-Eaton,
could be Graves'...
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246. Good point.
Let's kill them all at once.
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247. The only way to
do that, is to replace
her entire immune system.
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248. Good point.
Let's do that.
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249. Bone marrow transplant
requires an exact match.
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250. Leona has no siblings.
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251. Good point. She's all alone,
poor thing. No one in
the whole wide world.
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252. (ON CD) I asked for this tuned.
Did you get
this instrument tuned?
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253. If my daughter needs
bone marrow,
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254. why are you Iooking
in a bone marrow registry?
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255. Because that's where
they keep the bone marrow.
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256. I'm her father.
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257. How does somebody
who believes
absolutely anything
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258. become a non-fiction writer?
Test my bone marrow.
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259. Here's how this is gonna end:
One day, you'll be sitting
at your computer,
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260. writing one of your little
music books, and your daughter
will come home
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261. with a big, angry policeman,
who'II throw you
in jail because,
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262. "Daddy touched my poozle."
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263. Test me.
Happy to.
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264. Just my marrow.
I'm not authorizing
a paternity test.
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265. You're that afraid
of the truth?
I know the truth.
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266. Easy-Lay Fay's truth was that
she needed a bus ticket home
to see her sick grandma.
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267. You gave her 100 bucks.
She bought weed.
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268. I know, because
I told her you'd go
for the sick-grandma story.
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269. If our friendship
means anything to you...
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270. Come on.
Do you know me at all?
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271. If you do the test,
one of two things happens.
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272. Either you're right
or I'm right. If you're right,
I'll be miserable.
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273. And if I'm right,
I'll hate myself
'cause I didn't trust her.
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274. Either way I lose.
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275. They don't itch,
not raised.
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276. He's had his MMR,
no one's sick at school.
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277. His father took him camping.
We caught two spiders.
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278. You didn't tell me
about the spider.
Did you get a new couch?
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279. Do you think there might be
some sort of toxin...
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280. What color is it?
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281. Red.
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282. Is that where you watch
your cartoons
after you take your bath?
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283. Mmm-hmm.
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284. (SNEEZES)
Fall asleep sometimes?
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285. Yes.
Bless you.
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286. Need you. Now.
Yes, mistress.
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287. I'll write you a prescription
for one of these.
Just wet and apply.
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288. You didn't tell anyone else
what I'm doing?
Not a soul.
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289. Wilson?
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290. Cameron, maybe you
mentioned it to her?
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291. No. I'm a really
good secret-keeper.
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292. I've never told anybody
that Wilson wets his bed.
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293. Oh, you tricked me.
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294. Part of the protocol
for in vitro fertilization
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295. is twice-daily injections
of menotropins.
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296. I can't do it myself.
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297. Turn around.
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298. No clever comments
about bending over?
Not unless you want me to.
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299. I'm just not used to
House the professional.
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300. I was just thinking about
what your mother Iooked like.
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301. 'Cause your father
obviously chose her
for breeding purposes...
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302. Shut up.
Natural selection sucks.
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303. We pick our mates based on
breast size, cars they drive.
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304. They did autopsies on married
couples, found a correlation
in pancreas size.
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305. We're hardwired to pick
for stupid reasons.
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306. You have the chance
to pick for smart reasons.
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307. I think the Germans
had a similar theory
about 60 years ago.
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308. I'm not advocating wiping out
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309. you don't wanna mate
with the first plastic cup
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310. I'm pretty sure you got that.
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311. Microbes can be sneaky.
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312. Thanks.
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313. Twice a day.
This is gonna be fun.
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314. I got it.
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315. So why were you
friends with this guy?
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316. We were 20 years old.
He had a car.
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317. If he'd been a woman,
I would have married him.
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318. Is he a match?
No.
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319. Lying girl Iucked out,
we found one in the registry.
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320. Is he the dad?
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321. I don't think so.
You didn't run the test?
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322. Said I wouldn't.
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323. Okay,
so either you Iied,
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324. or he has pictures
of you being nice.
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325. Stop the radiation.
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326. What the hell
is that?
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327. I have no idea.
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328. Lab results on the black ooze.
You're not gonna believe it.
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329. She pooped out
of her mouth.
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330. The sample contained stool
and digested blood.
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331. How did you guess?
'Cause it oozed.
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332. If it was in her stomach,
it would've sprayed.
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333. If it was in her Iungs,
she would have coughed.
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334. This oozed, as in squeezed,
as in reverse peristalsis.
Who's hungry?
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336. In order for digested blood
to be in her intestines,
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337. she had to have
internal bleeding.
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338. Yeah, but for
whatever was in her intestines
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339. to come back up,
there had to be a blockage.
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340. Liver failure.
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341. There'd be no proteins
to clot the blood,
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342. so it would Ieak
into her stomach,
mess up her intestines.
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343. Means, oops, we were wrong,
because no autoimmune disease
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344. shuts down
an organ in two hours.
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345. We need to do a Iiver biopsy,
find out what
the real problem is.
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346. Hey.
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347. Need to talk to you.
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348. The good news is, she doesn't
have an autoimmune condition,
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349. so she doesn't need
a bone marrow transplant,
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350. and we were able to stop
the irradiation in time.
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351. The bad news,
she has potty mouth.
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352. Her Iiver is failing which has
made her digestive system
go in reverse.
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353. It's actually much worse
than it sounds.
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354. We need to do a Iiver biopsy.
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355. I don't know what's gonna
happen when we stick
a needle into her Iiver.
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356. She could die
right then and there.
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357. Ease it.
Tell me what to do.
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358. No inside information
on this one.
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359. Look, Crandall,
three days ago, you didn't
even know this girl.
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360. If she'd been hit by a bus,
you wouldn't lose
a moment's sleep.
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361. There are people all over
this hospital
in just as much trouble,
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362. just as not related to you.
You telling me
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363. Prepping me to handle it
for when she dies?
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364. It's brown,
it's Iumpy,
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365. I'm going to heave all over
my desk.
Chicken mole.
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366. Twenty-one herbs
and spices.
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367. I find it very comforting,
you defending a man
you haven't seen in years.
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368. To know my friend,
no matter what, will always be
my champion, my protector.
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369. I'm not protecting him,
I'm smacking her.
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370. The modesty
of the true hero.
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371. Push me and I'll let her die,
just so you'll stop
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372. Here's my theory.
You're jealous.
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373. He's maturing, he's accepting
responsibility, you're
emotionally stuck at 17.
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374. He's manufacturing
responsibility,
he's not maturing.
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375. He hasn't changed at all.
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376. So, then why do you care?
That black ooze we saw?
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377. That was a bowel movement
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378. out of her mouth.
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379. You're trying to end
this conversation
by grossing me out?
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380. I'm an oncologist.
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381. Half my patients
have their skin sloughing off.
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382. Why are you so worried
about this guy?
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383. He was having a rough time
with his girlfriend.
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384. He was in love,
he's always in love,
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385. he wanted to marry her.
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386. And I thought she was flaky,
was sending mixed signals.
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387. So you gave him advice,
and she dumped him.
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388. No. I told him
that I would talk to her.
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389. And you blew it?
Technically...
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390. I was doing him a favor.
She was nuts.
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391. Stop the biopsy.
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392. I'm right at her Iiver.
It's House. He says stop.
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393. Check it out.
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394. Look, please tell me
you didn't stop the biopsy
to play us some tunes.
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395. The left hand is very subtle,
very delicate.
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396. This girl is dying.
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397. Be dying a lot faster if
I let you do that obviously
unnecessary biopsy.
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398. Now, listen.
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399. (ON CD) I asked
for this tuned. Did you get
this instrument tuned?
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400. My God. Grandpa was
an angry drunk.
If only we'd known!
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401. Here's how to become
a great artist.
First, get miserable.
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402. Misery drives you to become
a great artist, but the art
does nothing for your misery,
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403. which drives you to drugs,
which makes you
a lousy artist.
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404. And this is not lousy.
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405. You saying he didn't do drugs?
Not when he played this.
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406. Something was screwing
with his personality.
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407. Yeah. Drugs and alcohol
don't do that.
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408. And that note that he says
is out of tune, it's not.
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409. Which means that something
is screwing with his
aural perception, too.
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410. Now, what happens
when you add all of that
to the Iiver disease,
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411. which he supposedly died of?
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412. Too much iron. He could have
had hemochromatosis.
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413. That's genetic.
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414. Unless you can tell me
Miles Davis
couldn't play stoned...
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415. PIayed better
when he wasn't.
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416. I think. I mean,
no one knows for sure.
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417. I'll get Leona
a TIBC and serum ferritin.
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418. We can test this
in three minutes.
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419. So, what is she,
Foreman,
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420. a Iight-skinned black chick
or a dark-skinned white chick?
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421. I'm not sure.
Can we hear the music again?
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422. It's too early to see jaundice
from her Iiver.
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423. True. But this is
a photograph of Leona
when she was 13 years old.
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424. She's darker now.
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425. She's been Iiving on
the streets for eight months.
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426. No tan line.
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427. So, unless those streets
she's been Iiving on
are indoor streets,
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428. I'm thinking she's got
iron deposits in melanin.
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429. Both byproducts
of hemochromatosis, just like
Granddad used to make.
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430. SQUID exam to calculate
the amount of iron
in her blood,
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431. and treat her with
deferoxamine.
She'll be fine by Iunch.
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432. 'Cause, you see,
I was wrong before
about the breakfast.
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433. There's the iron. Lots of it.
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434. I'm not gonna get this job,
am I?
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435. It's a done deal. I knew it
the moment I saw you.
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436. Interview's
just a formality.
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437. House, what are you...
Lisa Cuddy,
this is Patrick Linehan.
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438. Patrick's gonna be
the new intern rotating
in my department.
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439. I didn't even know
you were Iooking for one.
Nice to meet you.
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440. Sorry. I Iaugh
when I'm nervous.
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441. Bet you've been doing that
your whole life, huh?
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442. What kind of medicine are you
interested in, Patrick?
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443. Cancer, infectious disease.
The big devils.
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444. I think that medicine
has become
too institutionalized.
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445. We need to send a message
to our patients
that we're just like them.
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446. I mean, we're all people.
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447. "We're all people."
I like that.
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448. See, she's
all hard science, facts.
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449. I like to know
a person's hopes and dreams.
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450. What kind of music
do you like, Patrick?
Actually, I don't...
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451. I'm a Mozart man.
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452. He says what I feel
but can't express.
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453. I'm late for a meeting.
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454. You see, this is why
the face-to-face interview
is so important.
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455. You gotta know who
you're getting in bed with.
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456. Get him out of here.
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457. Deferoxamine
is a chelating agent.
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458. It binds to the iron,
so that her Iiver
can get rid of it.
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459. Once the iron's
out of the Iiver,
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460. it's finally evacuated by
the body in the form of urine.
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461. Should be quick and painless.
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462. Leona?
What's happening?
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463. Crash cart.
She's not getting any air.
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464. CT showed her lungs
are Swiss cheese.
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465. Ventilator's helping,
but at this rate,
her time's basically up.
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466. We developed a theory,
hemochromatosis.
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467. Like good scientists,
we tested that theory.
We proved that theory.
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468. We acted based on that proof
and we treated her.
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469. As a result of which,
she is on the verge of death.
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470. Is it just me, or have we
discovered a flaw
in the scientific method?
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471. Walk me through it
step by step.
What is supposed to happen
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deferoxamine?
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473. It's a chelating agent.
And what does
the chelating do?
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474. It removes excess iron
from the Iiver.
How?
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475. The iron is heavy,
it gets stuck. Deferoxamine
is like a Iubricant.
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476. It makes the iron slick,
so it can move around again.
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477. Moves around where?
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478. It's supposed to be discharged
through waste.
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479. Her waste system
is a little screwy right now.
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480. Means the iron can't go
where it wants to go.
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481. What if it moved to her Iungs?
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482. Then whatever's in her Iungs
Iikes iron, bound with it,
started poking holes.
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483. What Iikes iron?
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484. Oxygen attaches itself
to iron, which increases
her chance of infection.
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485. No, we started
massive antibiotics
prior to the radiation.
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486. Some neurodegenerative
diseases like iron.
MRI was clean.
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487. No iron deposits on the brain.
Fungus Iikes iron.
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488. No objections to that one?
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489. If a fungus is doing all this,
she's dead.
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490. There are 25 antifungals,
if we don't know
which fungus...
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491. When in doubt, go broad.
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492. Most common is aspergillus.
Continue to ventilate
her Iungs.
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493. Get her on a voriconazole drip
and hope she has aspergillus.
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494. The process is confidential.
You violated his privacy.
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495. But how did you even...
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496. I Iooked up "loser"
in the cryobank.
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497. You wouldn't go within
100 miles of that idiot.
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498. Yet you're willing
to have his baby.
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499. I'm not Iooking for a date,
I'm tired of Iooking.
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500. Cotton ball?
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501. I don't care if you marry
this guy, date this guy,
go through his garbage,
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502. but you should know.
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503. Genes matter.
Who you are matters.
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504. Find someone you trust.
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505. Someone like you?
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506. Someone you like.
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507. Listen... Oh, sorry. Okay.
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508. It's not what you think.
I rub his Ieg.
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509. Oh, Ingrid.
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510. Hi.
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511. Okay, you feel guilty about
stealing the guy's girl,
I get that.
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512. And I'm glad,
it's a good thing.
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513. But you did
the paternity test.
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514. And either the paternity test
comes back negative
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515. and you shove it
in the guy's face,
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516. or it comes back positive,
and you shut up,
and your Ieg starts hurting.
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517. Or I never ran the test.
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518. Not what you think.
Leona's Iungs collapsed.
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519. The treatment's not working.
We've got the wrong fungus.
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520. You can stop.
She ruined it.
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521. Three rules
for hunting fungus:
Iocation, Iocation, Iocation.
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522. Crandall says she was Iiving
at the children's shelter
in Ridgeland.
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523. Okay.
The one thing we know for sure
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524. is she was not Iiving
in the children's shelter
in Ridgeland.
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525. Why would he Iie about that?
He wouldn't.
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526. But he'd believe her story
about the sweet little girl
trying to do the right thing.
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527. We can't ask Leona
where she was.
She's intubated.
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528. Don't try to talk.
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529. You got a big medical thing
in your mouth.
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530. Just blink
if you understand me.
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531. Fantastic.
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532. BIink if you Iied to Crandall
about everything.
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533. You picked up
a fungus somewhere.
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534. If you were Iiving
at this shelter,
like you told your new daddy,
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535. then I got nothing to go on
and you will die.
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536. So, did you
Iie to Crandall?
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537. You're a lousy con artist.
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538. First rule of the game
is know your mark.
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539. Once you got Crandall to bite
on the papa thing,
you had him.
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540. You could have told him
that you were servicing
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541. AI-Qaeda suicide bombers
for crack,
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542. and this guy would still have
let you pick out the colors
in your new room.
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543. Did you Iie to Crandall?
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544. Where were you?
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545. And the winner is...
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546. Oh, you read it,
I just get so nervous
at these things.
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547. Recording studio?
She read the book.
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548. She knew how much Crandall
hated that place,
what went on there.
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549. She overplayed her hand.
She was desperate.
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550. If she didn't sell this,
she was stuck in hell.
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551. Recording studio
doesn't help us medically.
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552. Recording studios.
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553. Why are these buildings
different from
all other buildings?
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554. Sound-proofing.
Absorbs sound,
also absorbs moisture.
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555. Where there's moisture,
a lot of it,
say Katrina-moist...
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556. Zygomycosis.
Only occurs at
the highest Ievels of mold.
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557. Start her on an IV drip of
amphotericin B with
colony stimulating factors.
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558. She'll be fine by
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559. dinner.
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560. She's gonna be fine.
She said
she'd never go back there.
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561. She Iied to you.
She's your kid.
Get used to it.
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562. Thank you
for the injections.
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563. You're welcome.
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564. You came all the way up here
just to tell me that?
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565. No.
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566. Pretty much normal.
Liver function tests are good.
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567. Thanks, G-man.
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568. What makes you think
you'd be a good father?
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569. I don't know.
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570. It feels right.
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571. It feels good.
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572. Well, at least
you got a good reason.
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573. Feels good
is a good enough reason.
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574. What's happening?
She's choking.
She can't breathe.
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575. Get him out of here, will you?
Come on...
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576. Out!
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577. Quick, the curtain!
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578. You're breathing on your own.
The choking's normal.
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579. I Iied to him.
I ran a paternity test.
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580. Your Iie was a bad one.
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581. He is your dad.
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582. We're even.
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583. (ON MACHINE)
Your machine's broken,
there's not even a message.
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584. House? Are you there? Okay.
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