1. Previously on House.Copy !req
2. You high, popo?Copy !req
3. A cop
with a sense of humor.Copy !req
4. You check the cop car.Copy !req
5. Also check his personal car,
work, home.Copy !req
6. Foreman, get out!Copy !req
7. Am I the only one
who finds this funny?Copy !req
8. You stole my article.
I wouldn't do that.Copy !req
9. We're not friends.
We're colleagues.Copy !req
10. (EXCLAlMS) Son of a bitch!Copy !req
11. Now we're both exposed.Copy !req
12. In 10 minutes time...
You die, I die.Copy !req
13. It's not gonna happen.Copy !req
14. Time of death.Copy !req
15. 12:26 p.m.Copy !req
16. I need a bone saw.Copy !req
17. I'm sorry. I wish I could.
They said you won't...Copy !req
18. I just want a little
tiny slice
of this guy's brain.Copy !req
19. That's all I need,
just enough to tell me
what's killing Foreman.Copy !req
20. A thin slice of Joe's brain
could also cause
a public health crisis.Copy !req
21. It's not a good idea
to scream "fire" every time
somebody lights a match.Copy !req
22. Don't downplay this, House.Copy !req
23. You put both of them
in isolation for a reason.Copy !req
24. Joe's death elevates
this situation
to a Biosafety Level 3.Copy !req
25. Level 3.
Did you call Jack Bauer?
I called the CDC.Copy !req
26. Well, tell them I'll be
really, really careful.Copy !req
27. We don't have the proper
equipment for you to be
really, really careful.Copy !req
28. You can do whatever you want
to Foreman, but the CDC
will do this autopsy.Copy !req
29. Whatever. The point is,
we'll be lucky to get results
in three days.Copy !req
30. I told them
how urgent this is.
And they told you...Copy !req
31. "We'll have the results
in three days."Copy !req
32. Oh, that's a shame.Copy !req
33. Because Foreman
will never get to know
what it was.Copy !req
34. He'll be dead in 36 hours.Copy !req
35. Maybe this is a toxin.
Maybe it's not contagious
at all.Copy !req
36. You're killing Foreman
because of a "maybe."Copy !req
37. Well, you have 36 hours
to figure out which one it is.Copy !req
38. Foreman. Come here, fast.Copy !req
39. What's going on?
When are they doing
the autopsy?Copy !req
40. You're doing it, now.Copy !req
41. You ever studied
how they used to do
ice pick lobotomies?Copy !req
42. I read about it in med school.
Why would l...Copy !req
43. Shove an ice pick
into the eye socket
just above the tear duct,Copy !req
44. bang it a couple times
with a hammer,
get a sample.Copy !req
45. What's going on, House?
Foreman, you can't do it!Copy !req
46. You'd be in violation of...
Can't do the time
if you're not alive.Copy !req
47. You! I need you
to suit up.Copy !req
48. Get that equipment
away from Dr. Foreman.Copy !req
49. Take your time, guys.
Just tell them to go slow.Copy !req
50. It won't be your fault.Copy !req
51. Foreman, we don't even know
what kind of contagion
we're dealing with.Copy !req
52. Which is why we need
to chop into the guy's head!Copy !req
53. It's dangerous.
Not to you, Foreman!Copy !req
54. There are other ways
to diagnose you.Copy !req
55. Yeah? You have the answer?Copy !req
56. Foreman, do it now!Copy !req
57. I am warning you! Do not...Copy !req
58. What are you doing?Copy !req
59. That didn't feel right.Copy !req
60. He's blind.Copy !req
61. But he thinks he can see.Copy !req
62. Same as the cop.Copy !req
63. We need something
to bag the sample.Copy !req
64. Forget it.
You just biopsied a mattress.Copy !req
65. No, no, no. I'm fine.
House, there's the sample.
Get it, test it!Copy !req
66. You got to test that sample!Copy !req
67. Apparently I was optimistic
about the 36 hours.Copy !req
68. Intractable,
unbearable pain is up next.Copy !req
69. Sure you don't wanna
reconsider that whole
autopsy thing?Copy !req
70. Physically, his eyes are fine.
The problem's isolated
to his brain.Copy !req
71. Damage to the occipital lobe
extends from
the primary visual cortex...Copy !req
72. We should retest him
for bacterial meningitis.Copy !req
73. If it was meningitis,
we'd all be sick.Copy !req
74. His CSF might show signs...Copy !req
75. LP's pointless.
We already did
a brain biopsy.Copy !req
76. It was negative.Copy !req
77. Toxic mold.
If it was toxic mold,
I'd be sick.Copy !req
78. How do we know
you're not sick?
Do I seem happy to you?Copy !req
79. Never.Copy !req
80. It was funny.Copy !req
81. Well, let's assume it's not
blood-borne.Copy !req
82. If you start cracking jokes,
we can reassess.Copy !req
83. In the meantime, stay away
from people and animals
that you care about.Copy !req
84. Guillain Barre.Copy !req
85. Neither of them had
any sort of paralysis.Copy !req
86. Joe could have died
before the paralysis
had a chance to present.Copy !req
87. What about arbovirus?Copy !req
88. Start treatment.
For arbovirus?Copy !req
89. You think our Jersey beat cop
has been spending
a lot of timeCopy !req
90. exploring deep, dark Africa?Copy !req
91. Treatment for everything,
likely or unlikely.Copy !req
92. If you can think of it,
treat for it.Copy !req
93. Mixing that many meds
will create all sorts of
toxic interactions.Copy !req
94. We'll box his liver, trash
his kidneys. There's got to be
a better way.Copy !req
95. Of course
there's a better way!Copy !req
96. It's that body sitting
in the room with him
that Cuddy won't let us touch!Copy !req
97. Bacterials, virals, toxins,
fungals, parasites,
it's got to be one of them.Copy !req
98. Where are you going?Copy !req
99. See if I can find
another brain to biopsy.Copy !req
100. They're gonna lock Joe up
downstairs until
the CDC gets here.Copy !req
101. Foreman, you can't see.Copy !req
102. Right.Copy !req
103. House wants to start you
on some meds.
They're in the air lock.Copy !req
104. For what?
Leading candidate
is toxic mold.Copy !req
105. Is Cameron sick?Copy !req
106. I'm fine, thanks for asking.Copy !req
107. You're casting your net
a little wider than
toxic mold, aren't you?Copy !req
108. Guillain Barre
is also on the table.Copy !req
109. This is an oval shape.
That's either an "L" or a "7."Copy !req
110. I'm guessing an "L."
Levofloxacin, because
you can't rule out bacteria.Copy !req
111. 8-0-0. That's the dosage
for acyclovir
in case it's viral.Copy !req
112. Square.
No, more like a rhombus.Copy !req
113. That's fluconazole for fungus.
There's about
eight others here.Copy !req
114. You're treating me
for everything.Copy !req
115. You have no idea
what I've got.Copy !req
116. House thinks this is
the best course of action.Copy !req
117. House is desperate.
House is never desperate.Copy !req
118. Something we give you
will work.Copy !req
119. Yeah, we should start treating
all patients this way.Copy !req
120. When they get sick,
they just take everything.Copy !req
121. It's better
than doing nothing.Copy !req
122. Hello?Copy !req
123. I'm at the cop's place.Copy !req
124. I need to retrace your steps.Copy !req
125. You don't think the "treat him
for everything" approach
is enough?Copy !req
126. Where did you
start your search?
The kitchen.Copy !req
127. Okay, well, tell me
everything you did,
everything you touched.Copy !req
128. If you went to the john,
I want to know when and why.Copy !req
129. It started with samples
from the mold in his sink.Copy !req
130. What next?
That's it. Then I left.Copy !req
131. What do we do now?Copy !req
132. Wait for Steve McQueen
to get giddy.Copy !req
133. Excellent plan.Copy !req
134. Hey, Dad, it's Eric.Copy !req
135. I'm not doing too good.Copy !req
136. How's Foreman?Copy !req
137. You're accessing a webcam?
Cuddy's shower.Copy !req
138. Are you a fan
of the Brazilian? I...Copy !req
139. Is that your kitchen?Copy !req
140. Well, obviously
I couldn't bring him here.Copy !req
141. He's been exposed
to whatever Foreman's got.Copy !req
142. You infected Steve?
Why didn't you just get
a rat from the pet store?Copy !req
143. Because I needed one
with a clean medical history.Copy !req
144. Who knows
what kind of antibiotics
they gave those rats?Copy !req
145. So this is your plan,
just sit here
and watch your rat all day?Copy !req
146. It shouldn't take long.Copy !req
147. I've got the AC blasting,
I soaked the floor
of his cage.Copy !req
148. As soon as he gets sick,
I do an autopsy.Copy !req
149. As soon as he's dead.Copy !req
150. Right after he gets sick,
there's a good chance
he'll get hit in the headCopy !req
151. with a cane-shaped object.Copy !req
152. Normally you just use
your patients as lab rats.Copy !req
153. It's a nice change.Copy !req
154. First symptom is euphoria.Copy !req
155. Well, how do you know
if a rat's euphoric?Copy !req
156. He doesn't usually climb
on his water bottle like that,
does he?Copy !req
157. The seizures
only seem to happen
when she's in her car seat.Copy !req
158. She starts to rock and grunt.Copy !req
159. Is she responsive?
No, no.Copy !req
160. It's like she's in a zoneCopy !req
161. and her abdominal muscles
become dystonic.Copy !req
162. Big word. Someone's been
on the lnterweb.Copy !req
163. I looked up a few articles
on epilepsy.Copy !req
164. You know, there's actually
some really great
youth soccer leaguesCopy !req
165. that would cater specifically
to her special needs,Copy !req
166. and I think it might explain
why she's been having
a hard time in preschool.Copy !req
167. Well, let's confirm
your diagnosis
before you have her held back.Copy !req
168. Strobing lights
and high-pitched sounds
can provoke a seizure.Copy !req
169. You're a goof.
Takes one to know one, loser.Copy !req
170. Wait, that means I'm a loser.
Scratch that.Copy !req
171. These episodes,
she gets sweaty afterwards?Copy !req
172. Soaking wet.Copy !req
173. And does she seem upset
by them or just tired?Copy !req
174. No. She kind of thinks
it's funny.Copy !req
175. You mix rocking, grunting,
sweating and dystonia
with concerned parentsCopy !req
176. and you get
an amateur diagnosis
of epilepsy.Copy !req
177. In actuality,
all your little girl is doingCopy !req
178. is saying
"yoo-hoo to the hoo-hoo."Copy !req
179. She's what?
Marching the penguin.Copy !req
180. Ya-ya-ing the sisterhood.Copy !req
181. Finding Nemo.Copy !req
182. That was funny.Copy !req
183. It's called
"gratification disorder."
Sort of a misnomer.Copy !req
184. If one was unable
to gratify oneself,
that would be a disorder.Copy !req
185. Are you saying
she's masturbating?Copy !req
186. I was trying to be discreet.
There's a child in the room.Copy !req
187. This is horrifying.Copy !req
188. Epilepsy is horrifying.Copy !req
189. Teach your girl about privacy
and she'll be fine.Copy !req
190. There you go.
Thank you.Copy !req
191. One afternoon,
and you're on pace
to set the recordCopy !req
192. for most patients
seen in a month.Copy !req
193. You're upset
that I'm doing clinic hours?Copy !req
194. Wow, that is so like
rain on your wedding day.Copy !req
195. For the past three hours,
I have been on the phone
with the CDC while you are...Copy !req
196. How's that going, by the way?
They promised to expedite...Copy !req
197. Tough to do an autopsy
when they haven't even
picked up the body.Copy !req
198. It's tough to treat
your patient when you're not
even on the same floor.Copy !req
199. Go. Clinic is covered.Copy !req
200. I go watch the meds
drip into his lV,Copy !req
201. you think that'll make
the treatment work faster?Copy !req
202. Go to your office, play with
your ball, write on your
white board, insult your team.Copy !req
203. Do whatever it is that you do
to figure things out.Copy !req
204. Feeling guilty?
It's not too late
to change your mind.Copy !req
205. Go call the CDC,
tell them
you were just joshing.Copy !req
206. Keep avoiding Foreman's case
until he dies.Copy !req
207. Then I'll drown in guilt.Copy !req
208. Feeling any better?Copy !req
209. How are you doing?Copy !req
210. I'm not the patient.Copy !req
211. Is your sed rate elevated?Copy !req
212. No. So far,
it looks like I lucked out.Copy !req
213. Cameron, it looks like
you left the tourniquet
on the bed.Copy !req
214. You can see again?
The treatment's working.Copy !req
215. The question is,
which treatment?Copy !req
216. We'll start weaning him off
one at a time.
Which one do we start with?Copy !req
217. I don't care
if you do it alphabetically.Copy !req
218. Just stay on top
of his vision.Copy !req
219. First sign of regression
means we've taken him off
the wrong one.Copy !req
220. Latest blood work.
Foreman's amylase and lipase
levels are three times normal.Copy !req
221. The pancreas is failing.Copy !req
222. A toxic side effect
of his meds.Copy !req
223. Philosophical question:
How do you wanna die?Copy !req
224. Old age.Copy !req
225. Your choice is currently
between 4 hours from now
and 14 hours from now.Copy !req
226. So I'm assuming that means
you want the latter.Copy !req
227. The cocktail's working.
My vision's almost
completely restored.Copy !req
228. The meds are curing what's in
your head, but they're
trashing your pancreas.Copy !req
229. That's why you're puking
and you can't stand up
without screaming.Copy !req
230. So lower the dosages.Copy !req
231. Less stress on my pancreas,
still battle the infection.Copy !req
232. Lower dosages
will still be toxic.
I don't care!Copy !req
233. I can handle the pain
of the pancreatitis.Copy !req
234. I don't think
you can handle life
without a pancreas.Copy !req
235. If we keep you on these meds,Copy !req
236. you'll spend the last
four hours of your life
being able to see.Copy !req
237. We take you off,
you'll go blind again.Copy !req
238. But it'll give us time
to figure out
what's eating your brain.Copy !req
239. Fine. What do we do next?Copy !req
240. Eric?Copy !req
241. Dad?Copy !req
242. Yeah, you two can get
caught up later. Sir,
I need you to come with me.Copy !req
243. House, what is this?Copy !req
244. He's not a "what,"
he's a "who." They even have
the right to vote now.Copy !req
245. Rodney Foreman, Cuddy.
Cuddy, Rodney Foreman.Copy !req
246. Nice to meet you, ma'am.
This is Foreman's dad.Copy !req
247. Yeah, I got that.Copy !req
248. And Dr. Cuddy here
is the Dean of Medicine.Copy !req
249. Remember that cool autopsy
I was telling you about,Copy !req
250. the one that would save
your son's life?Copy !req
251. She's the one who can give us
the green light to do it.Copy !req
252. I understand
you don't want them to do it.Copy !req
253. Dr. House
didn't seem to know why.Copy !req
254. Mr. Foreman,
I am doing everything I can
to get the CDC...Copy !req
255. Won't be soon enough.
and my decision to followCopy !req
256. public health
safety protocols...Copy !req
257. Oh, don't blame the rules.
Don't hang this on policy
and protocol.Copy !req
258. I'm well aware
that it may cost
your son his life,Copy !req
259. just as I am well aware that
my decision has a devastating
effect on family and friends,Copy !req
260. without having them paraded
in front of me.Copy !req
261. Your son has an unknown,Copy !req
262. contagious, deadly infection.Copy !req
263. If we don't contain it here,
even more people
could be at risk.Copy !req
264. And I am capable
of empathizing
with those people too,Copy !req
265. without having them
paraded in front of me.Copy !req
266. I understand.Copy !req
267. What's wrong with your hand?Copy !req
268. It's called
a muscle contracture.Copy !req
269. I thought this thing
was in your brain.Copy !req
270. It is. It just means
the infection's movedCopy !req
271. to the primary motor cortex,
which controls the muscles.Copy !req
272. Aren't you glad
you sent me to med school?Copy !req
273. Does it hurt?
No.Copy !req
274. Is it gonna?Copy !req
275. The other guy,Copy !req
276. he didn't seem to suffer
too much.Copy !req
277. He just went in his sleep.Copy !req
278. Steve's still acting normal.
No sign of contractures.Copy !req
279. They got the cop's body
in a locked, airtight bag.Copy !req
280. And a guard on the door.
Those feds
are seriously paranoid.Copy !req
281. He hasn't gotten up
to pee in hours. He's due.Copy !req
282. You haven't sprinkled
Senokot granules on his donut?Copy !req
283. His bowels would open up
like the Red Sea.Copy !req
284. He wouldn't eat the donut.Copy !req
285. Have you seriously
been down here for hours?Copy !req
286. No.Copy !req
287. I had to pee a couple times.Copy !req
288. You've got to stop
blaming Cuddy for this.Copy !req
289. Given that it is her fault,
that seems appropriate.Copy !req
290. That part is her fault.Copy !req
291. The part
where somebody wasted his time
in the basementCopy !req
292. plotting the overthrow of
a government agency,
that one's on you.Copy !req
293. Only thing I can do is think.
You can pretty much
do that anywhere.Copy !req
294. As long as
no one's bugging me.Copy !req
295. Did you call
your brother?Copy !req
296. No.Copy !req
297. Did you?
No.Copy !req
298. It's not a big deal.Copy !req
299. I sure would have liked
to see Mom, though.Copy !req
300. You know
she can't travel anymore.Copy !req
301. You tell her?Copy !req
302. Why?Copy !req
303. Just upset her for a while.Copy !req
304. Then she wouldn't remember
for a while.Copy !req
305. She should know.Copy !req
306. She's lost a lot
of who she was.Copy !req
307. She can't deal with something
like this.Copy !req
308. And you can?Copy !req
309. I still know
you're going
to a better place.Copy !req
310. It's easy for you, isn't it?Copy !req
311. As long as you believe
I'm going to a better place,
dying ain't so bad.Copy !req
312. I don't want you to be afraid.Copy !req
313. If I'm not afraid of dying,
what the hell
should I be afraid of, Dad?Copy !req
314. I thought you believed.Copy !req
315. I did.Copy !req
316. I'm not so sure anymore.Copy !req
317. I'm going to pray
for you, Son.Copy !req
318. I suggest you do the same.Copy !req
319. Field of vision is
regressing and he's reached
an eight on the pain scale.Copy !req
320. The disease pattern
is following the exact course
as Joe's.Copy !req
321. Only it's moving much faster
in Foreman.Copy !req
322. Good. It's an anomaly.
Anomalies tell us things.Copy !req
323. Why would this go faster
in Foreman? What's different?Copy !req
324. Could be a different strain
of the same disease?Copy !req
325. Right! We were wasting
all this time looking
for an unknown disease.Copy !req
326. We should have be looking for
a different strain
of an unknown disease.Copy !req
327. Joe's a cop.
He's into physical fitness.Copy !req
328. He could have had
a more powerful immune system,
stronger metabolism.Copy !req
329. Foreman's black.
What?Copy !req
330. How long have you been sitting
on this information?Copy !req
331. Lupus, gout, glaucoma,
osteoarthritis, hypertension,
diabetes, stop me anytime,Copy !req
332. they all affect black people
more than whites.Copy !req
333. Check everything.Copy !req
334. Bacterials, fungals,
toxins, parasites.Copy !req
335. Look for anything
with a documented
racial disparity.Copy !req
336. Wait.Copy !req
337. The rat's showing symptoms?
No.Copy !req
338. He's completely healthy.Copy !req
339. Maybe that's the difference
between Foreman and the cop.Copy !req
340. How you feeling?Copy !req
341. Why are you here?Copy !req
342. Because you're a friend,
and I should be here.Copy !req
343. I'm sorry House used my dad
to try and manipulate you.Copy !req
344. You've got integrity.Copy !req
345. You aren't going to change
your mind just because you're
confronted by my father.Copy !req
346. Thank you.Copy !req
347. Just like
I'm not gonna forgive you,Copy !req
348. just because you come by here
and ask how I'm feeling.Copy !req
349. You know I've had no choice.Copy !req
350. Of course you had a choice!Copy !req
351. Regulations are clear.Copy !req
352. And the punishment
for violating
those regulations,Copy !req
353. is it death?Copy !req
354. Because frankly, I'm okay
if you get a fine,
a suspension...Copy !req
355. Hell, you can spend
a couple years in jail
if it saves my life!Copy !req
356. You're dying too fast.
Couldn't agree more.Copy !req
357. Hey, Cuddy.
Having a nice visit?Copy !req
358. What's that?Copy !req
359. Legionella...
Legionella pneumophilia.Copy !req
360. And why are you
carrying a vial of it
around with you?Copy !req
361. Foreman was perfectly healthy
before he got this infection,Copy !req
362. but our cop wasn't.Copy !req
363. He had Legionnaire's disease,Copy !req
364. and our cop didn't turn into
brain food until we cured
the Legionella.Copy !req
365. The Legionella
slowed down the disease.Copy !req
366. Why would that happen?Copy !req
367. No idea.
I just know that it did.Copy !req
368. So you want to infect Foreman?Copy !req
369. You gonna tattle to the CDC?Copy !req
370. The meds can't help me,
but a disease can?Copy !req
371. Forget it.
Just take the pain away.
Put me under.Copy !req
372. If I put you under,
I can't monitor your pain.Copy !req
373. If I can't monitor your pain,
I won't know
if the Legionella's working.Copy !req
374. I'm not consenting
to you giving me...Copy !req
375. What was that?Copy !req
376. Wish there could have been
a puff of smoke or something.Copy !req
377. Would have been
much more dramatic.Copy !req
378. Keep your slippers on.Copy !req
379. Wouldn't want you
to cut your foot.Copy !req
380. You feeling any better?Copy !req
381. I can't breathe.
I'm dizzy
and I can barely hear anythingCopy !req
382. over the sounds
of my lungs crackling.Copy !req
383. That's the Legionella.Copy !req
384. Oh, you figured that out from
the symptoms or from the vial
of stuff tossed in my room?Copy !req
385. I'm trying to be professional
here, and there's no reason
to be nasty.Copy !req
386. I'm in pain.
So is House.Copy !req
387. And he's a delight.Copy !req
388. He doesn't try to kill
his colleagues.Copy !req
389. You can remove
the thermometer now.Copy !req
390. It's down almost
a whole degree.
How's the pain?Copy !req
391. Great. It's the good kind.Copy !req
392. How bad is it
compared to an hour ago?Copy !req
393. No worse.Copy !req
394. Is the Legionella helping?Copy !req
395. Yeah.Copy !req
396. Good.
But not great.Copy !req
397. It didn't fix anything,
it just slowed it down.Copy !req
398. The whole point
was to give Steve a little
more time to get sick.Copy !req
399. What are you gonna do
if he never gets sick?Copy !req
400. Brilliant.Copy !req
401. Cameron, what type
of illnesses
affect humans but not rats?Copy !req
402. Why are you asking me that?Copy !req
403. Because I'm sure
that you spent the first
12 years of your lifeCopy !req
404. dreaming of being a vet.Copy !req
405. The rat is not getting sick.Copy !req
406. Cameron is not getting sick.
Sorry.Copy !req
407. It's okay,
it's not your fault.Copy !req
408. Presumably, you're still
healthy because whatever
it is, it's not blood-borne.Copy !req
409. Steve has no excuse.
He did everything
that Foreman did.Copy !req
410. Some bacterial infections
don't affect rats.Copy !req
411. Foreman tested negative
for every bacterial infection
that would affect his brain.Copy !req
412. And what infections could
he be positive for
but test negative for?Copy !req
413. When we test for infections,
we look for antibodies.Copy !req
414. Now, what if the patient
is infected
but has no antibodies?Copy !req
415. What if the body
is not fighting the infection?Copy !req
416. Why would...
I asked first.Copy !req
417. Let's start with the "what."
We'll deal with
the "why" later.Copy !req
418. If the body doesn't recognize
the infection,
our tests come back negative,Copy !req
419. and the disease
rampages through
the body unstopped.Copy !req
420. Exactly like the cop
and exactly like Foreman.Copy !req
421. Now, what if the patient
was then exposed
to a second infection,Copy !req
422. like Legionella?Copy !req
423. The body would recognize
that infection,
increase the white count,Copy !req
424. send in the troops
to start fighting,Copy !req
425. and the initial infection
would get caught
in the crossfire.Copy !req
426. So the question becomesCopy !req
427. what type of bacterial
infection affects humans
but not rats,Copy !req
428. and the human body
would be unlikely
to recognize?Copy !req
429. The answer is listeria.Copy !req
430. I'm starting you on
amp and gent.Copy !req
431. So, you're basing this theory
on the tests being negativeCopy !req
432. and your rat being healthy?Copy !req
433. And the fact that
Legionnaire's is helping you.Copy !req
434. But the medicine
you want to give me
will put an end to that.Copy !req
435. Yeah.Copy !req
436. And if it's not listeria,
all the gent will do is
cure the Legionnaire's diseaseCopy !req
437. and put whatever is killing me
back into overdrive.Copy !req
438. Stop asking me questions
based on the premise
that I'm wrong.Copy !req
439. The antibiotics
are in the airlock.Copy !req
440. I think the first biopsy
didn't give us the answerCopy !req
441. because you didn't go
deep enough.Copy !req
442. I want you to do
a white matter brain biopsy.Copy !req
443. Absolutely. Don't blame you.Copy !req
444. The world is such
a complicated place if you've
got higher reasoning skills.Copy !req
445. I'm often jealous
of small animals
and retarded children.Copy !req
446. Take the antibiotics.Copy !req
447. There can be minimal damage
if it's done right,Copy !req
448. if the surgeons drill
where I tell them to drill.Copy !req
449. One slip, you could spend
the rest of your life
not being ableCopy !req
450. to keep your drool
in your mouth.Copy !req
451. I'd rather be disabled
than dead.Copy !req
452. Sure! I make it look
oh-so-sexy.Copy !req
453. It's actually not as glamorous
as you might think.Copy !req
454. The biopsy
will tell us for sure
what's wrong.Copy !req
455. The antibiotics
could do the same thing!Copy !req
456. "Could," not "will."Copy !req
457. We try it, we see.Copy !req
458. The antibiotics
will bring back the pain!Copy !req
459. Pain makes us
make bad decisions.Copy !req
460. Fear of pain
is almost as big a motivator.Copy !req
461. Look, we still have time.Copy !req
462. I will do that biopsy
if I have to.
But not a moment before.Copy !req
463. Start Foreman
on lV antibiotics.
Where's his dad?Copy !req
464. Where you're supposed to be
when your son is dying.Copy !req
465. He's not with him.
He's in the chapel.Copy !req
466. Oh, man...Copy !req
467. I started your son
on a new course of treatment.Copy !req
468. If it works, he'll get better.Copy !req
469. If it doesn't, he won't.Copy !req
470. While he's not getting better,Copy !req
471. he's going to experience
so much painCopy !req
472. that we'll have to put him
in a chemically-induced comaCopy !req
473. while we figure out
what to do next.Copy !req
474. My son says
you're a manipulative bastard.Copy !req
475. It's a pet name.
I call him "Dr. Bling."Copy !req
476. I assume you're here
for a reason.
What do you want from me?Copy !req
477. When your son is in a coma,Copy !req
478. you're the one who's gonna
have to make
the medical decisions for him.Copy !req
479. Whatever you decide is fine.Copy !req
480. You don't care what I do?
I'm not a doctor.
What do I know,Copy !req
481. except what Eric tells me?Copy !req
482. He says you're the best doctor
he's ever worked with.Copy !req
483. I need your help.Copy !req
484. There's nothing I can give you
for the pain.
I want to be put out.Copy !req
485. I can have a nurse in here
in five minutes.
No.Copy !req
486. Once I'm out,
I might not come back.Copy !req
487. I've never done a will.Copy !req
488. I'll call a lawyer for you.Copy !req
489. I want you to be
my medical proxy.Copy !req
490. All the things
that piss me off
about you in House's office,Copy !req
491. you're too emotional and
too caring, too cautious...Copy !req
492. They're all good things
on this floor.Copy !req
493. Your dad is...
No.Copy !req
494. He cares about you.
So do you.Copy !req
495. I can't do this.Copy !req
496. We expect family members
to make decisions
about their loved onesCopy !req
497. after a 10-minute briefing,
that we're agonizing overCopy !req
498. even with years
of medical experience.Copy !req
499. That's from my article.Copy !req
500. I'm sorry, Allison.Copy !req
501. I shouldn't have stolen
your article.Copy !req
502. I shouldn't have exposed you.Copy !req
503. You were a friend.Copy !req
504. I need to know
that we're okay.Copy !req
505. No.Copy !req
506. I'll be your proxy,
but we're not okay.Copy !req
507. You're scared you're dying
and it's the only reason
you want to set things right.Copy !req
508. We're gonna get you better
first and then,Copy !req
509. if you still wanna apologize,
I'll be around.Copy !req
510. I'll call that lawyer.Copy !req
511. Any improvements?
No.Copy !req
512. As far as we can tell, the
only thing the antibiotics are
treating is the Legionella.Copy !req
513. I think we need to consider
alternate theories.Copy !req
514. Like what?Copy !req
515. We do the biopsy. We...Copy !req
516. Give the antibiotics
more time.Copy !req
517. There is no more time.
The pain
is almost unbearable already.Copy !req
518. So he's almost
in unbearable pain.
He's not almost dead!Copy !req
519. Which means we have more time.Copy !req
520. Mr. Foreman?Copy !req
521. We need to put your son
in a coma.Copy !req
522. You should be there.Copy !req
523. It's a medical procedure,
right?Copy !req
524. Yeah.Copy !req
525. But once we put him out,
if we don't solve this,Copy !req
526. he won't wake up.Copy !req
527. What should I say?Copy !req
528. Should I talk to him
like it's going to be okay?Copy !req
529. Or should I be saying goodbye?Copy !req
530. I need to know
what people say when...Copy !req
531. Just tell him you love him.Copy !req
532. Hey, Son.
Hey, Dad.Copy !req
533. It's going to be okay.Copy !req
534. You don't know that.Copy !req
535. I know.Copy !req
536. You don't.Copy !req
537. I don't wanna miss you.Copy !req
538. I love you too, Dad.Copy !req
539. Hey,Copy !req
540. it's gonna be okay.Copy !req
541. Can we do this now?
Yeah, of course.Copy !req
542. I accept your apology.Copy !req
543. Why weren't you with Foreman?Copy !req
544. I hang out in the basement,
you rag on me. I stay in my
office, you rag on me.Copy !req
545. Honky just can't buy a break.Copy !req
546. Do the biopsy.Copy !req
547. Based on the cop's
progression, I figure he's got
about another four hours...Copy !req
548. You figure?Copy !req
549. You're playing
Russian roulette,
but the gun's pointed at him.Copy !req
550. No. Cutting open his head
is what's dangerous.Copy !req
551. Oh, it's dangerous.
Well, what would people think?Copy !req
552. The reason
you don't see patientsCopy !req
553. is because if you know them,
you'll give a crap about them.Copy !req
554. I know you.
If you give a crap,Copy !req
555. you stop making
outrageous calls.Copy !req
556. If this was any other patient,
you'd have damned the riskCopy !req
557. and cut their head open
a long time ago.Copy !req
558. He's out. The EEG shows
he's still in pain.Copy !req
559. The antibiotics have had
more than enough time.Copy !req
560. We're doing the brain biopsy.Copy !req
561. Not unless you people can't
come up with something clever
in the next three hours.Copy !req
562. Now. We're doing it now.Copy !req
563. Well, who died
and made you boss?
Foreman.Copy !req
564. It's legal.
He's out of his mind.Copy !req
565. Yesterday he was giggling
about a hole in a guy's head.Copy !req
566. Then hire a lawyer
and challenge it. In the
meantime, Cameron's in charge.Copy !req
567. Why would he sign that?Copy !req
568. It's nothing personal,
Mr. Foreman.Copy !req
569. My son doesn't trust me.
How exactly
is that not personal?Copy !req
570. I'm sorry.Copy !req
571. You're sorry?
You're talking about
this man's son!Copy !req
572. You're denying him
the right to be a part...Copy !req
573. Oh, shut up, House.Copy !req
574. If you want to do the biopsy,
do the biopsy.Copy !req
575. If House tries to interfere,
let me know
and I will take care of it.Copy !req
576. Yeah, you're a hero.Copy !req
577. If it wasn't for you, we'd be
cutting into a dead guy's head
instead of Foreman's.Copy !req
578. Sorry.Copy !req
579. Thanks.Copy !req
580. That was great!
It was rude and unnecessary.Copy !req
581. Yeah.
Go away.Copy !req
582. Give me time.
We're out of time.Copy !req
583. An hour.
What does "out of time" mean?Copy !req
584. His O2 sats
are at 94 right now.Copy !req
585. As long as they're above 90,
danger of fatal arrhythmia
doesn't increase.Copy !req
586. So what?
There's no point in waiting.Copy !req
587. You were right.
We should be cutting into
a corpse's head.Copy !req
588. Yeah, we should be,
except the CDC's
got the cop's body under...Copy !req
589. There's got to be
other bodies.Copy !req
590. You think this thing
has killed other people?Copy !req
591. No.Copy !req
592. That apartment was a dump.Copy !req
593. Just because Steve McQueen
didn't get sick doesn't mean
some other vermin didn't.Copy !req
594. You give me an hour,
I go back there,Copy !req
595. I find a dead animal,
I cut its head open
instead of Foreman's.Copy !req
596. Foreman's already on
100% oxygen.Copy !req
597. Once his O2 sats hit 90,
I can't wait any longer.Copy !req
598. Where's your suit?Copy !req
599. Either you'll find the answer
or I'll find the answer.
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
600. Prep the drill.
We've got to be ready
to go if we get the signal.Copy !req
601. Ninety-two.Copy !req
602. I found a blind bird.Copy !req
603. Great. How fast
can you get it in here?Copy !req
604. I'll know in about 30 seconds.Copy !req
605. You better have the bird.
The surgical team's in place.Copy !req
606. I screwed up.
How can you not capture
a blind bird?Copy !req
607. That's not what I meant.
I screwed up the first time
through this place.Copy !req
608. Foreman told you
everywhere he went.
It's not "where, " it's "when. "Copy !req
609. He came here early afternoon.Copy !req
610. Me and Steve came through
two hours too late.
You were six hours early.Copy !req
611. It's the water.
The irrigation system
only pumps at...Copy !req
612. House! I tested the water!
The water's clean.Copy !req
613. House.
We tested the wrong water.Copy !req
614. He stole cable,
he stole fertilizer
and he stole water.Copy !req
615. It's riddled with Naegleria.
I know.Copy !req
616. You already did the biopsy.Copy !req
617. I thought I had no choice.Copy !req
618. How's my son?Copy !req
619. He has primary
amoebic meningoencephalitis.Copy !req
620. It's a parasite
that goes through the noseCopy !req
621. and migrates into the brain,
where it feeds on brain cells.Copy !req
622. The Legionella attacked
the parasite. That's why
the disease slowed down.Copy !req
623. Is it treatable?Copy !req
624. We started him
on an antiparasiticCopy !req
625. and the amoebas
will clear out of his system.Copy !req
626. And he'll be okay?Copy !req
627. Then we'll wean him
out of the coma...Copy !req
628. Will he be okay?Copy !req
629. There'll be no lasting damage
from the parasite.Copy !req
630. But the surgery?Copy !req
631. We don't know.Copy !req
632. Up and at 'em.Copy !req
633. How you feeling?Copy !req
634. Can you talk?Copy !req
635. I don't feel anything.Copy !req
636. Are you numb?Copy !req
637. No, I mean,Copy !req
638. I don't feel any pain.Copy !req
639. Keep your head still.
Follow my finger.Copy !req
640. I'm okay.
Your breath stinks,Copy !req
641. and you're peeing into a bag.
What are our names?Copy !req
642. You did the biopsy?Copy !req
643. Thank you.
Names?Copy !req
644. Cameron,Copy !req
645. my dadCopy !req
646. and the manipulative bastard.Copy !req
647. You remembered.Copy !req
648. How you doing, Dad?Copy !req
649. Great.Copy !req
650. Relieved. Great.Copy !req
651. What did I have?Copy !req
652. Naegleria.
Biopsy showed the amoeba,Copy !req
653. the CDC autopsy
eventually found the amoeba,Copy !req
654. and House found it
in the water
on the cop's roof.Copy !req
655. Wiggle your left toes.
Wait. What?Copy !req
656. You went back
and she did the biopsy?
Your left toes, Foreman.Copy !req
657. I just did.Copy !req
658. No, you didn't.Copy !req
659. He can't move his toes.Copy !req
660. He can move them.
Raise your right arm.Copy !req
661. What?Copy !req