1. Do you feel the spirit?
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2. Yeah! Halleluiah!
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3. And in the 39th year of his reign,
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4. Asa was diseased in his feet,
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5. until the disease was exceedingly great.
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6. Yet...
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7. he didn't seek help from the Lord,
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8. but from the physicians.
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9. Now, there is nothing wrong
with seeing a doctor.
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10. But can a doctor heal through the power
that Jesus gave his disciples?
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11. Men of science can walk
through life with blindfolds
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12. never knowing that you or I
could not take a single step
if we were not uplifted by God.
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13. Agnes,
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14. thank you for letting me
an instrument of God's love for you.
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15. In faith...
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16. Oh...
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17. all things are possible.
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18. My friends,
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19. I want you to let Agnes
feel the wave of faith
in this church here today
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20. lifting her into God's hands.
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21. You can do it.
Come on, sister.
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22. "Oh Happy Day"
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23. Praise Jesus.
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24. Thank you, God!
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25. Thank you, Lord!
Thanks be to God!
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26. Thank you, Lo—
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27. Oof!
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28. Oof, oof!
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29. No!
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30. Son!
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31. Dad, I think I need a doctor.
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32. Agh!
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33. 2X19 - House vs God
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34. Original Airdate (FOX): 25 APR-2006
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35. Did you remember my DVD player?
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36. Well, if you wanted it,
you shouldn't have left it behind
when you moved out.
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37. That's if you ever
get a phone installed.
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38. Oh, forget it.
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39. I'll come by and get it myself.
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40. After work? Thursday?
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41. Won't be home Thursday.
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42. No problem, I still have a key.
I can let myself in and out.
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43. I guess maybe I could
bring it in tomorrow.
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44. After all, how many times
can you hit pause
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45. at the part where Lindsay Lohan
wins the spelling bee?
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46. What is it about
girls who can spell?
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47. It's math contest.
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48. What is it about girls
who can count?
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49. It's poker night, isn't it?
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50. You said weeks ago
that I could play.
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51. - Stop making excuses.
- Gotta go.
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52. Building full of sick people.
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53. If I hurry,
maybe I can avoid them.
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54. The abdominal series showed
no evidence of obstruction.
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55. What'd you have to eat?
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56. Chicken sandwich.
We travel. Lots of fast food.
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57. Thank you.
I barely felt it.
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58. You're welcome.
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59. God told me you were kind.
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60. You talk to God?
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61. God's presence often descends on Boyd
to help him guide others.
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62. This been going on long?
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63. Since he was ten.
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64. God told me
I would meet a woman healer...
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65. who was harboring vengeful thoughts
about a man she works with.
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66. That's God's job.
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67. I'll keep that in mind.
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68. - His urine is dilute.
- What does that mean?
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69. It could mean that for some reason
his kidneys aren't purifying
the way they should,
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70. which would let toxins
accumulate in his body.
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71. We'll run the blood work
and see what it tells us.
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72. Thank you, I appreciate it.
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73. God talks to him?
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74. It's not psychosis,
he's just religious.
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75. The only medical issue that
showed up on the blood work
is low sodium.
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76. No, you talk to God, you're religious.
God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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77. A lot of people experience their religion
as something more than symbolic.
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78. - That doesn't mean—
- God ever talk to you when
you where in the seminary?
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79. No.
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80. God's loss, our gain.
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81. He's either psychotic
or a scam artist.
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82. He was actually
really impressive.
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83. Well, yeah...
with the burning bush and all,
it's quite the show.
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84. He was intelligent, polite, dignified.
He's not a typical 15-year-old.
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85. And he told Cameron God wants her to stop being pissed at me over the article.
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86. God knows you stole
Cameron's article?
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87. He knows she's
"harboring vengeful thoughts."
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88. I'm over it.
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89. Yeah, I can tell that from
the Berlin Wall of body language
between you.
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90. I'm shocked
that he picked up on it.
Low sodium.
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91. Check for Addison's?
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92. No pigmentation and
potassium levels were normal.
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93. Cirrhosis?
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94. Liver feels fine.
Transaminases are normal.
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95. We should monitor his saline intake
to correct the low sodium.
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96. No more than one MEQ
per liter per hour.
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97. And let's push the patient history.
See if there's any evidence
of drugs or other delusions.
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98. I'll take care of it.
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99. You're gonna talk to a patient?
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100. God talks to him.
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101. It'd be arrogant of me
to assume that I'm better than God.
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102. So, you're a "faith healer."
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103. Or is that a pejorative?
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104. Do you prefer something like
"Divine health management"?
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105. I though God might have
mentioned that I was coming.
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106. I'm okay with'faith healer", Dr. House.
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107. Oh! That's a nice one.
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108. You didn't even go with...
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109. "I see an H and a medical coat."
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110. The nurses talk about you a lot.
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111. Ah, don't believe them.
I keep a sock in my pants.
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112. Faith, that's another word
for ignorance, isn't it?
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113. I never understood how people
could be so proud of believing in
something with no proof at all.
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114. Like that's an achievement.
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115. God's asking for our trust.
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116. You can't love somebody
and not trust them.
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117. Trust has to be earned.
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118. You can't trust someone
hiding in a closet.
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119. You don't trust anyone.
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120. You seem lucid.
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121. There's no confusion,
no lethargy.
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122. What drugs
have you been taking?
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123. Nothing.
Uh, some aspirin. I...
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124. get focused on something,
I forget to eat— Next thing you know,
I've got a hunger headache.
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125. So aspirin and hospitals are okay.
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126. That's an interesting attitude for
someone who's kept any number of people
from getting medical help.
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127. Just because
I believe in prayer doesn't mean
I don't believe in germs and toxins.
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128. That bottle's been opened before.
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129. You refilled it
at the water cooler.
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130. Yes.
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131. How often do you do that?
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132. A few times an hour.
He likes to stay hydrated.
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133. You think germs
might have gotten in?
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134. I think water
might have gotten in.
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135. We can adjust your pain meds.
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136. Again?
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137. Suppose we increase
your Oxycodone.
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138. We both know the only reason
I'm talking lucidly now
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139. is because I did not take
my full dose this morning.
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140. You've done your best.
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141. And I have been
a good soldier.
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142. It's time
we accept it's over.
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143. What about the trip
you were talking about taking?
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144. You've wanted to see Florence
since you were a teenager, right?
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145. Yeah, go now.
All drugged up.
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146. It's not exactly the trip
I've been dreaming of.
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147. Okay, but you're strong.
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148. You're dealing with this.
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149. And there is the right combination of
pain meds out there. And we'll find it.
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150. Don't give up on us.
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151. And don't be startled by
the sound you're about to hear.
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152. Excuse me.
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153. I have a friend
with boundary issues.
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154. Can this wait five minutes?
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155. Is she dying?
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156. Yeah.
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157. Before the end of this consult?
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158. They could build monuments
to your self-centeredness.
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159. Patient. 15-year-old.
Faith healer. Hotline to God.
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160. - What are his symptoms?
- He is not a saint.
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161. He figures out what's going on
in people's lives by watching,
listening, deducing.
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162. And you're worried about
trademark infringement?
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163. Then he passes on advice from God
so he can watch them jump.
It's a power trip.
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164. Ah, and there the similarities end.
Why is he here?
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165. I fear for the human race.
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166. A teenager claims to be the voice of God and
people with advanced degrees are listening.
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167. The majority of Americans
believe in a personal God.
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168. Massive cramps, low sodium.
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169. Turns out he's been
drinking water non-stop.
God told him to purify his body.
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170. Huge water intake
would cause low sodium.
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171. Which would cause
the cramping. Yeah, I got it.
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172. What, that's it?
You solved it.
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173. You just brought me out here
to rant because faith annoys you?
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174. Mm-hmm. He's all better.
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175. You know, I'd get it
if people were just looking
for a way to fill the holes.
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176. But they want the holes.
They wanna live in the holes.
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177. And they go nuts when
someone else pours dirt in their holes.
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178. Climb out of your holes, people!
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179. Boyd, are you all right?
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180. Boyd.
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181. Come on.
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182. Let's go.
Can you tell meyour name?
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183. Do you know where you are?
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184. Boyd?
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185. Boyd?
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186. God doesn't want you to be afraid.
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187. He sent me here to heal you.
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188. You think he hasn't heard you prayers,
but he heard them all.
Even the ones you didn't say.
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189. Sorry. Boyd, come on.
Let's get you back to your room.
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190. In faith,
all things are possible.
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191. Let's go.
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192. Lord...
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193. I call on you to relieve
the suffering of your daughter.
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194. - Grace?
- And make her whole again.
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195. Hey, hey!
What are you doing? What is this?
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196. He's just had
a complex partial seizure.
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197. His disoriented.
He doesn't know what he's doing.
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198. Well get him back
to his room—now.
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199. You okay?
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200. Are we certain
he even had a seizure?
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201. Hymn singing and healing.
He does it all the time, doesn't he?
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202. Isn't it interesting
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203. that religious behavior is
so close to being crazy,
we can't tell 'em apart.
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204. The repetition,
the lack of affect and awareness.
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205. - It was a seizure.
- Infection?
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206. No fever.
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207. Could be Wilson's.
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208. Or maybe it's
a glycogen storage disease.
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209. - Or a brain tumor.
- Or tuberous sclerosis.
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210. Hmm.
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211. How to settle this?
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212. We could ask our patient to ask God.
Or we could MRI his brain.
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213. Which way do you wanna go?
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214. - 'Cause I'm open to all possibilities.
- House!
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215. Why the hell do you
let an unstable patient
wander the hallways?
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216. His leash broke.
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217. The last thing a terminal patient needs is
to hear somebody taunt them with a cure.
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218. She was freaked,
she was angry.
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219. And now she's
not freaked and angry.
And you are.
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220. She says
she's "feeling better".
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221. Maybe not singing and dancing, but
she's feeling just a little bit happy
for the first time in months.
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222. Sudden drop in pain
can create euphoria.
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223. You shouldn't let her
have her vacation?
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224. Oh, that's great.
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225. And when the vacation's over,
when she crash lands from all this denial?
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226. She was dealing with her illness.
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227. Now her expectations are rising.
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228. And you're not the one who
has to be there when all that false hope
gets yanked out from under her.
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229. Don't you guys
have anything to do?
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230. How long have you
been healing people?
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231. You believe
that's what I'm doing?
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232. I'd like to.
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234. Why do you always do things
you don't wanna do?
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235. It's okay,
I don't expect a real answer.
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236. God would probably want you
to take that stick out of your butt
and get over this.
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running the universe,
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238. it's probably so different from
anything our species can conceive,
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240. But I doubt it gives a damn
about my butt.
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241. So you believe God might exist,
but you don't think about it?
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242. It's the most important issue—
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243. I think penguins might as well
speculate about nuclear physics.
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244. Why are we having
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246. You cannot tell someone they are
your colleague and not a friend and
then casually chat about the afterlife.
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247. You actually keep score?
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248. Your MRI results aren't done yet.
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249. Go back to your room.
No singing.
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250. Well, you would get a point
for figuring why the low sodium.
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252. Your trick about the spat between
Dr. Cameron and Dr. Foreman
apparently impressed someone.
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253. And the second point?
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254. Do you think it could be
because I healed Grace?
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255. She's been back
to see me. I like her.
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256. You like messing with people.
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257. That's why you're here now.
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258. Maybe you think that
your batteries are powered by God,
maybe you don't.
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259. Either way,
you enjoy what you do.
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260. Yes.
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262. I get a rush when
I see the look on their faces when
they realize their burdens are gone.
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263. Mm, but you make sure
you're in the next state
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264. by the time the endorphins wear off
and the arthritis comes back.
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265. That doesn't happen.
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266. Oh, you do extensive follow-up studies?
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267. God told me.
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268. See, that's not fair.
We were having fun.
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269. It's hard to keep sniping rationally
when you throw a bomb like that in there.
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270. He spoke with me about you too.
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271. Forgive my enemies?
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272. Never date a Taurus
when Mercury's in retrograde?
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273. Yeah, I learned that one myself—
the hard way.
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274. God says you look for
excuses to be alone.
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275. See, that is exactly the kind of
brilliance that sounds deep,
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276. but you could say it about any person
who doesn't pine for the social
approval of everyone he meets.
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277. Which you were cleverly able to
deduce about me but not being a moron.
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278. Next time tell God
to be more specific.
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279. God wants you to invite
Dr. Wilson to your poker game.
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280. Don't talk to my patient.
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281. What are you talking about?
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282. You get all huffy when my patient
stumbles into yours in the hallway.
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283. But you got no qualms
about chatting my guy up.
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284. This is fun,
it's like "Password".
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285. Keep talking, I'll jump in
when I get a clue what the hell
you're talking about.
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286. God knows about
my poker game.
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287. You think I told him?
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288. Either that or I start
going to church every Sunday.
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289. That would mess
with my bowling league.
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290. House, aside from yelling at him
to get back to his room,
I've never spoken to your patient.
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291. MRI shows an abnormal area.
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292. Tuberous sclerosis.
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293. It's the right neighborhood.
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294. Accounts for all the symptoms.
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295. All of them.
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296. Leading cortical tuber's
identifiable.
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297. We can do this surgically.
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298. Tell our patient congratulations.
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299. Soon these chats with God
will be a thing of the past.
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300. Tie goes to the mortal.
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301. Did you know the Catholic Church
keeps a doctor at Lourdes?
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302. He hears
the same thing every day.
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303. But out of the thousands of cases of
people who have claimed to feel better,
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304. the Catholic Church has only
recognized a handful as miracles.
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305. But they do recognize a handful.
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306. Well, they're a church.
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307. It's what they do.
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308. Look, for the past couple of years,
the world's been getting smaller.
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309. Eight months, six months.
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310. I watch a trailer for a movie...
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311. and I think, am I gonna be here
when that comes out?
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312. But maybe there is still
a horizon out there.
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314. Maybe I can make plans
for a year from now.
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317. The view is a lie.
And if you believe it,
you're going to crash so hard...
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318. Let me take
new images of your liver.
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that it could be true.
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320. Well, if it is true,
you shouldn't be afraid of proving it.
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is a genetic disorder.
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322. It causes small, benign tumors
to grow in various parts of the body.
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323. In this case, the brain.
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325. They probably are.
But benign or not,
they're not in a good location.
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326. We need to remove them.
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328. His symptoms are getting worse
which means the tumors are growing.
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329. Surgery will correct it all.
The chemical imbalance, the seizures,
the auditory hallucinations.
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331. Without the surgery,
it's just gonna get worse.
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333. With the surgery, your son should be
a perfectly normal 15-year-old boy.
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334. I'm not normal.
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335. I need you to talk to my patient.
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336. I'll get this one.
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337. Why do I have the feeling
you're plotting world domination?
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338. Moses is refusing surgery.
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340. People thank you for
telling them they're gonna die.
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341. If I can get him to agree to surgery,
I want in on the poker game.
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342. You would let this kid die
just to get into a stupid game?
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343. You'd let him die
just to keep me out?
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they'd send somebody else.
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348. House.
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349. Can I ask why you don't
want the tumors removed?
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for a reason.
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351. You think God needs a telephone
in your head to talk to you?
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352. Isn't he everywhere?
It's not a long distance call, is it?
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God does things.
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If he went around doing
big, flashy miracles all the time,
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355. - nobody would need faith.
- How come everyone else needs faith,
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356. but you just get the guy
screaming his existence in your ear?
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357. Your turn.
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God wants you to die?
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often is with his chosen ones.
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to those that he loves the most.
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361. How sweet.
You abdicate your authority.
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362. Avoid those tricky parental issues
like whether to let him drive at 16.
Just let him die at 15.
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your son is... um, a saint.
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365. one of the hallmarks
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consider the possibility that...
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for that kind of honor.
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the possibility that...
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369. he just had an illness.
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370. You have a gift
for manipulation.
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371. I listen. I have an actual
conversation with people.
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372. Which, shockingly, does raise
the odds they'll be cooperative.
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373. That's what I'm saying.
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374. You read that kid, and
you manipulated the hell out of him.
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375. Bring pretzels.
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376. Hosue plays
"What a Friend We Have in Jesus"
on the piano
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I'm not getting up.
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379. Game's not till tomorrow night.
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of Grace Palmieri's cancer.
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383. Her tumor has shrunk.
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on miracle woman.
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he's ever had.
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answered in this hospital.
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from previous doctors.
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if you have...
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"Keep them away from each other"
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391. They're friends.
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he saved her life.
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393. And we've obligingly offered
medical proof that his delusions are true.
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394. They've withdrawn
permission for the surgery.
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we need another 24 hours
to normalize his sodium level.
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to go over every line of every file on that woman.
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we're supposed to save?
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to prove that she is still dying.
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405. Maybe the radiologist mischarted
which machine they used.
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406. I checked both. This is insane.
We're diagnosing a recovery.
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407. What about six months ago?
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408. Maybe there was a malfunction
on her before pictures.
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409. Some shadow that made the tumor
look bigger than it really was.
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410. I'll go see
what I can find out.
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411. Maybe it's a delayed effect
from radiation.
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412. Sometimes it can take a while.
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413. She hasn't had radiation
for six months.
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414. - Here.
- Nowhere. Her records...
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415. There's about a dozen appliances
in every home that give off radiation.
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416. Dosages that wouldn't hurt a hamster
if it was tied to the machine for a year.
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417. If the machine's operating properly.
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418. Sometimes remissions just happen.
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419. You think
House will just shrug and say that
if one of us doesn't check the home?
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420. Kings on 9s.
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421. Thank you.
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422. Wilson, this is... uh, dry cleaner,
tax accountant, guy from the bus stop.
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423. This is Wilson.
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424. How comehe gets a name?
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425. Seniority.
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426. Hello.
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427. Find anything?
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428. You have any idea how many
electrical devices give off radiation?
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429. All of them.
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430. I'm gonna be here all night.
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431. Everybody's a whiner.
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432. Be a doer,
not a me too-er.
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433. Raise.
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434. I'm out.
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435. She's got at least four different types
of pain pills here and an LED device.
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436. I'll raise your raise.
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437. Keep looking.
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438. Fold.
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439. You were bluffing.
He knew you were bluffing.
Your luck's changing tonight.
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440. So did they find anything?
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441. Or are you gonna have to accept the fact
that every now and then remissions happen?
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442. This call had better
be worth my time.
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443. This is what happens
when it's not our patient.
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444. We don't know enough.
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445. That's why you're there.
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446. She's got a boyfriend.
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447. Unless you think
he's radioactive...
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448. He could show up any minute.
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449. The honor of working for you
is not worth a felony charge.
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450. Give me a minute.
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451. I'm saying the odds of you having
a straight flush are pretty low.
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452. House!
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453. I'll fold.
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454. Fold.
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455. Fold.
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456. I'm screwed, aren't I?
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457. Nine bucks
for a straight flush.
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458. He's not coming home.
Relax.
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459. There's nothing in this universe
that can't be explained...
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460. Eventually.
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461. Take this game.
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462. Only two people knew
that you wanted in on it.
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463. I didn't tell him.
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464. I told you,
I didn't tell him.
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465. Why would you?
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466. The only person he's been getting
all intimate and conversational with
is your cancer chick.
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467. How would she know?
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468. The subject of my poker game
isn't likely to come up
in the course of a patient interview.
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469. No, that's the kind of thing
you mention to someone you're used to
sharing the details of you day with.
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470. Don't.
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471. Your rabbi...
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472. A guidance counselor.
A parent.
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473. She's not your mom, is she?
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474. I'm seriously saying don't.
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475. You've been having sex...
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476. This is so not the place.
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477. With our miracle woman.
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478. Excuse me, may I...
May I talk to you?
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479. Of course.
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480. Boyd's getting dressed.
He's ready to check out.
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481. He can't check out
without your permission.
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482. His sodium level
still isn't normal.
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483. I told him.
He said that God said
it was okay, he was fine.
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484. Could you talk to him?
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485. Tell them
my name isn't Wilson.
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486. Most people in your situation
just have their careers to worry about.
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487. You've got that
and divine retribution.
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488. Tell them.
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489. Tell me how it happened,
and I'll tell them whatever you want.
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490. She'd had a bad day.
Pain-wise.
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491. Her ride didn't show up
to take her home.
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492. So you offered.
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493. Yeah.
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494. She didn't have any groceries.
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495. She was too sick to go out. I...
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496. figured I could afford
to take a half hour.
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497. - Pick her up and few things.
- And stay and make sure she's okay.
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498. Yeah.
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499. And never leave.
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500. You told me
you got an apartment.
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501. But you moved in with her.
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502. You lied to me.
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503. Tell them.
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504. His name is not Wilson, and
he's screwed up worse than I am.
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505. Okay, yes, I lied to you.
I'm sorry.
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506. Half the doctors who specialize in oncology
turn into burnt out cases. But you,
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507. you eat neediness.
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508. Lucky for you.
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509. Thanks for the game, guys.
I don't think I'll be coming back.
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510. You're a functional vampire.
Sure, you're heroic, useful to society.
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511. But only because it feeds you.
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512. There's nothing worth stealing,
so don't even look.
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513. You don't just have a fetish
for needy people, you marry them!
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514. - Here we go!
- You mean it!
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515. And then time passes, suddenly
they're not so needy anymore.
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516. Your fault.
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517. You've been there
for them too much.
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518. They're getting
healthy, independent.
And that's just ugly.
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519. God, you must be
pissed at God right now.
Making her all happy.
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520. Why are you doing this?
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521. Because you're being stupid.
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522. You know what you're risking
by sleeping with a patient.
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523. Oh, that's crap. You're not mad
because I'm risking my job.
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524. You're not even mad
because I lied to you.
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525. You're mad because I lied to you,
and you couldn't tell.
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526. Yeah, you got me nailed.
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527. Yeah, that's why you didn't
want me in your poker game.
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528. Because when it comes
to being in control,
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529. Gregory House leaves
our faith healer kid in the dust.
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530. And that's why
religious belief annoys you.
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531. Because if the universe
operates by abstract rules,
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532. you can learn them,
you can protect yourself.
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533. If a supreme being exists,
he can squash you any time he wants.
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534. He knows where I am.
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535. I think it's yours.
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536. Yeah.
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537. I'll be right there.
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538. Jesus is spiking a fever.
He's delusional.
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539. Tuberous sclerosis
doesn't cause fever.
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540. I know.
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541. I'll drive.
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542. Pick any random guy off the street.
Bring him in here,
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543. examine him exhaustively.
You will find at least
three things wrong with him.
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544. This kid has
tuberous sclerosis.
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545. - A mild case.
- But his tumors are growing.
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546. We assumed that
the tumors were growing.
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547. 'Cause he's getting sicker.
But he could have grown old and died
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548. and never known about them
if he hadn't come here.
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549. We were looking for
something that was more or less
in the right part of the brain.
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550. It's like we found someone
standing over a dead body holding a gun.
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551. We arrested them,
didn't look any further.
Well, sometimes
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552. people really do just stumble
into a murder scene.
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553. His fever is 103 and rising.
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554. If we don't do anything,
he's gonna be chatting with God
face to face real soon.
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555. Fevers don't come from
a long-term underlying condition.
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556. He's a garden variety religious nut
who happens to have an infection.
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557. It's lumbar puncture time.
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558. No.
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559. No, God told me
no more of man's medicine.
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560. If we have faith in him,
he'll make me well.
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561. It's just a test.
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562. We just wanna
find out what's wrong.
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563. God knows what's wrong.
God will take care of it.
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564. He's delirious, and he's a minor.
This is your decision, and not his.
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565. The kingdom of heaven is
like a treasure hidden in field
which when a man finds, he hides.
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566. And for joy he goes and sells
all he owns and buys that field.
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567. Buy all the land you want!
Don't blow your brains out.
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568. You're watching your son kill himself!
He's out of his mind with fever—
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569. Dad, if your faith is weak,
I will fail.
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570. I need you.
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571. I'm sorry.
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572. You don't even know
what's wrong with him.
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573. God knows the answer.
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574. And I would rather leave it
in His hands than yours.
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575. Wilson.
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576. I need you to do your thing.
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577. You do know that I don't
actually have magical powers.
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578. I have faith.
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579. You're better off trying to slip
some antibiotics into a meal...
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580. Which antibiotics?
We don't know what infection he's got.
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581. - Go as broad as you can.
- Forget it.
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582. Our best hope
is your silver tongue.
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583. What if it's not an infection?
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584. Where you not paying attention when
I was doing my murder scene metaphor?
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585. What if the tuberous sclerosisis guilty?
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586. It had the gun in its hand,
it was standing over...
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587. Doesn't cause fever.
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588. It causes everything else.
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589. What if the fever's
the innocent bystander?
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590. Fever could have been set off
by something he picked up anywhere.
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591. Could have been
a bug he got here.
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592. Or a bug he gave here.
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593. He gave it to your patient.
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594. That's why her tumor shrank.
The virus went after the cancer first.
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595. Are you saying
a virus attacked her tumor?
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596. For 200 years,
there have been reports of
wild viruses that target tumors.
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597. Early 1900s,
an Italian medical journal wrote up
a woman with cervical cancer
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598. who was injected
with a weak strain of rabies.
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599. I have no idea why they did that,
but her tumor shrank.
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600. You think
he gave her rabies?
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601. One of the virus types
most prone to go after cancer cells
is herpes.
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602. Herpes encephalitis.
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603. It would fit.
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604. Seizure, low sodium.
Even the blurred vision.
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605. And it would mean if you're right,
Grace's cancer is coming back.
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606. You're not gonna
be able to convince them.
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607. They don't want any more tests.
They don't wanna...
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608. They can't argue
with the mark of Cain.
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609. I'm not gonna
change my mind.
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610. No more tests.
God knows the way.
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611. Okay, let's start with his shirt.
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612. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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613. I'm on a mission from God.
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614. If you won't let me
undress you, then strip.
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615. What's he doing?
What's going on?
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616. That woman you helped,
you gave her a virus.
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617. No, she's healed.
I have a gift—
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618. A gift is jewelry, socks.
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619. What you have
is herpes encephalitis.
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620. The only way you could have transmitted it
is by scratching one of your own sores
and touching another person.
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621. Herpes, that's something
you get from sex, right?
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622. Either that or cold sores.
Your kid got it from the sex.
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623. No, no sores.
No, my body is clean.
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624. They examined me
when I came in. No sores.
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625. Herpes hides.
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626. You have an outbreak, it goes away,
comes back, goes away. Strip!
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627. You didn't have a sore
when you came in,
but you've got one now.
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628. Dad, I've never ever—
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629. You ever wonder why a perfect child
of God should feel so desperate
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630. to purify his body that
he needed to scarf down
a dozen gallons of water a day?
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631. - Boyd, is he right?
- Dad, no, he's crazy.
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632. Help me.
Dr. Wilson, help!
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633. God said no medicine,
no procedures.
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634. Taking off your clothes
doesn't count as either of those.
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635. This one's your call.
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636. Son...
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637. Dad, you have to
have faith in me.
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638. I have faith in the Lord.
You, I trust.
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639. As much as you can
trust a teenage boy.
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640. Take off your clothes.
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641. Relax.
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642. A few Hail Marys,
a little acyclovir.
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643. You'll be picking up angels
again in no time.
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644. Come in.
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645. My father told me
I have to apologize to you.
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646. Still hearing voices?
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647. You're lucky.
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648. You go through life with a certainty
that what you're doing is right.
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649. I know
how comforting that is.
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650. Good luck.
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651. You're not gonna
give me my final point?
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652. You knew it was me?
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653. Who else?
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654. You don't think God
should get a point knocked off?
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655. - The tumor shrank.
- Because of a virus.
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656. Do you know what the odds are?
She had to have the right type of cancer.
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657. He had to have the right type of virus.
The exposure had to be—
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658. - She won the lottery.
- You say won the lottery,
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659. - he says... miracle.
- Yeah,
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660. the hand of God reached into this kid's pants,
made him have sex so he could scratch a rash,
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661. stick his fingers
in some woman's face,
give her a few extra months.
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662. Come on, he's just another
liar and manipulator.
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663. Well, nobody's
as perfectas you are.
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664. It is possible to believe in something
and still fail to live up to it.
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665. So, how's your girlfriend?
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666. She got a little extra time
out of this. Not a lot.
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667. She didn't crash?
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668. No... She says she's happier
when she believes in
something bigger than she is.
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669. She still believes.
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670. Faith.
She's going to Florence.
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671. You moving out?
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672. Yeah.
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673. Moving back in with me?
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674. I don't think
that's a great idea.
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675. But we're okay.
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676. House, you are...
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