1. Ugh. I think I'm gonna puke.Copy !req
2. Not on this dress.Copy !req
3. I'm serious.Copy !req
4. Kate Moss was doing this at 13.
You have two years on her.Copy !req
5. Yeah, that's what I like to see.
You got this.Copy !req
6. Next show, you're bride.Copy !req
7. Did Austin just offer you bride?Copy !req
8. It wasn't a real offer, Dad.
He was just being nice.Copy !req
9. These shoes are gonna
be impossible to walk in.Copy !req
10. You've done this
a hundred times before,
all right?Copy !req
11. The runway's just
a little bit longer here.Copy !req
12. One of the girls said
Madonna's in the front row.Copy !req
13. Sweetie, sweetie,
hey, come on, come on.Copy !req
14. You gonna be able
to do this? Hmm?Copy !req
15. All right, come here, come here.Copy !req
16. Here, hold this.Copy !req
17. The doctor gave me these
for anxiety, all right.Copy !req
18. It'll calm you down. Here.Copy !req
19. Come on, it's okay.Copy !req
20. Where's Alex?Copy !req
21. Alex, you're up!Copy !req
22. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
23. Knock 'em out.Copy !req
24. Are you okay?Copy !req
25. Aah!Copy !req
26. Alex!Copy !req
27. 2x13 - Skin DeepCopy !req
28. Original Airdate (FOX): 20 February-2006Copy !req
29. "Desire" by Ryan AdamsCopy !req
30. How'd you get here?Copy !req
31. By osmosis.Copy !req
32. No helmet?Copy !req
33. Didn't seem like riding weather.Copy !req
34. And the fact that you can
barely stand upright had
nothing to do with it?Copy !req
35. - Infarctions hurt.
That's what they do.Copy !req
36. - House!Copy !req
37. Worsening pain could
actually be a good thing.Copy !req
38. Means the nerves
might be regenerating.Copy !req
39. Could be good,
could be bad.Copy !req
40. Thanks for the differential.
Any other options?Copy !req
41. Have you ever
considered a career
as a motivational speaker?Copy !req
42. - Why don't you
check out some rehab?
- I did the rehab thing.Copy !req
43. One session.
And you didn't even
finish that session.Copy !req
44. The guy wanted me
to visualize the healing.Copy !req
45. I can do that home.Copy !req
46. At least let me
get you an MRI.Copy !req
47. It's a very simple equation.
More pain, more pills.Copy !req
48. Teenage supermodel.Copy !req
49. Presented with double vision,
sudden aggressive behavior,
cataplexy—Copy !req
50. You had me
at teenage supermodel.Copy !req
51. - You okay?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
52. Wow. You should be a model.Copy !req
53. Are you really 15?Copy !req
54. Who are you?Copy !req
55. I'll be the one
saving her life today.Copy !req
56. Assuming she's dying.
Who are you?Copy !req
57. He's my father.Copy !req
58. Any idea
what's wrong with her?Copy !req
59. Well, from the looks of it,
not a single thing.Copy !req
60. Probably should stop staring
and check out the file.Copy !req
61. So, what set off the brawl?Copy !req
62. She stand in your light?Copy !req
63. I didn't even know her.Copy !req
64. I didn't know
what happened.Copy !req
65. Look, I know some models
are notorious for hissy fits.Copy !req
66. But Alex, I've never
even seen her get angry.Copy !req
67. Even when she was a kid
she was—Copy !req
68. I'm sure she was
delightful in her youth.Copy !req
69. And then you passed out.Copy !req
70. I was passed out,
but I wasn't.Copy !req
71. I knew what was going on,
but I couldn't move or talk.Copy !req
72. Yeah, that sounds
like a medical thing.Copy !req
73. It's called cataplexy.Copy !req
74. Cat fight and cataplexy
on the catwalk. Cool.Copy !req
75. How much
were you drinking?Copy !req
76. She only had
one sip of champagne.Copy !req
77. Forget it. We'll find out
from the tox screen.Copy !req
78. All right, look.
I gave her a valium.Copy !req
79. Do you think
that's what did this?Copy !req
80. No. How long have
you had the sweats?Copy !req
81. - A couple of days.
- Any other complaints?Copy !req
82. Uh, my stomach's
been bothering me.Copy !req
83. And I've been feeling
a little nauseous.Copy !req
84. Okay.
Here's how this works.Copy !req
85. My lackeys will be by shortly to
draw some blood, collect some urine,
any other fluids you got.Copy !req
86. They'll do some other
doctorly stuff.Copy !req
87. And we'll be in touch.Copy !req
88. Since when do you
voluntarily go see patients?Copy !req
89. - Have you seen her?
- She's 15.Copy !req
90. Yeah, but there's
something about her.Copy !req
91. Something in her eyes.
A kind of maturity.Copy !req
92. Yeah, yeah. She's an old soul.
This is creepy even for you.Copy !req
93. She's a fashion model
on the cover of magazines.Copy !req
94. They hold her up
as the sexual ideal,Copy !req
95. but the law says we can't
touch her for three more years.
How hypocritical is that?Copy !req
96. Did the history reveal anything,
oh, I don't know, medically relevant?Copy !req
97. History, right.Copy !req
98. I knew I was forgetting something.Copy !req
99. You should do one of those
while you're running the labs
and the tox screen.Copy !req
100. Labs show valium
and heroin in her urine.Copy !req
101. A supermodel on smack.
Shocker.Copy !req
102. Oh, Alex. I expected
so much more from you.Copy !req
103. Heroin chic is
so five years ago.Copy !req
104. Okay.
Let's start crossing out
withdrawal symptoms.Copy !req
105. A positive test means
she tried it once.Copy !req
106. Doesn't mean she's an addict.
She's only 15.Copy !req
107. There's no age limit
on addiction.Copy !req
108. He's right.Copy !req
109. She's never menstruated.
Sounds like a symptom
of drug addiction to me.Copy !req
110. Or bulimia. Or her age.Copy !req
111. Some girls don't start
till their mid to late teens.Copy !req
112. Evidence to the contrary.
The rounded hips.Copy !req
113. The perfectly sculpted,
bountiful breasts.Copy !req
114. Implants.Copy !req
115. I've seen some of her photos.Copy !req
116. They've grown dramatically
since last summer.Copy !req
117. Symptomatic of turning 14.Copy !req
118. Two clinic hours says
that those love apples are
handcrafted by God.Copy !req
119. Whoa! I thought
you didn't believe in God.Copy !req
120. I do now.Copy !req
121. You're on.Copy !req
122. Could we talk about her health
instead of her breasts?Copy !req
123. It could be relevant.Copy !req
124. Come on, Cameron.
There's nothing
to be ashamed of.Copy !req
125. Many women develop breasts—Copy !req
126. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
127. Even if she is an addict,
a lot of her symptoms—
the cataplexy, the violence—Copy !req
128. they could be neurological.Copy !req
129. We chalk this up to drugs,
we could be releasing her
with Juvenile MS or Parkinson's or—Copy !req
130. So detox her.Copy !req
131. Fine. We'll set her up on a program.
They'll wean her onto the methadone—Copy !req
132. And in four weeks
we'll know you're right.Copy !req
133. Or we'll know that Cameron's right,
and the pretty girl will do Milan
next Fall in a wheelchair.Copy !req
134. Put her in a coma and
pump her full of naltrexone.
Cut the four weeks to one night.Copy !req
135. The lab reports show that
your daughter had heroin
in her system.Copy !req
136. Were you aware
of her drug use?Copy !req
137. No.Copy !req
138. We think she's suffering
from withdrawal symptoms.Copy !req
139. Detoxing generally
takes several weeks.Copy !req
140. The danger is that
if the drugs are masking
some of other illness,Copy !req
141. it could worsen
before we've weaned her off
of the heroin.Copy !req
142. Well, how much worse?Copy !req
143. We don't know because
we don't know what's wrong.Copy !req
144. There is a rapid
detox procedure.Copy !req
145. We flush her system
with an opioid antagonist.Copy !req
146. It'll end her addiction overnight.Copy !req
147. But the process is dangerous
because we have to induce a coma.Copy !req
148. It also means that if she ever relapses,
there's a good chance she'll overdose
because her body won't react to the drug.Copy !req
149. So either way I'm—Copy !req
150. I'm risking her life.Copy !req
151. Do you have to tell her
how dangerous it is?Copy !req
152. Is it dangerous?Copy !req
153. There are certain risks.Copy !req
154. We've gone over them
with your father.Copy !req
155. And he's not worried?Copy !req
156. He's your dad.Copy !req
157. He's always gonna worry.Copy !req
158. But he knows we're gonna
take good care of you.Copy !req
159. Oh. Everything's starting to hurt.
My legs.Copy !req
160. Heroin withdrawal is
an extremely painful process.Copy !req
161. But we're gonna put you to sleep.
You won't feel a thing.Copy !req
162. Promise?Copy !req
163. I promise.Copy !req
164. It was a pretty
stupid thing to do, huh?Copy !req
165. Getting hooked on drugs?Copy !req
166. Yeah, not the best move
you've ever made.Copy !req
167. I just—I thought
it would be fun.Copy !req
168. You don't have to
explain to us.Copy !req
169. A lot of the other girls were—Copy !req
170. When you wake up,
you'll feel a lot better.Copy !req
171. Nurse. Nurse!Copy !req
172. You son of a bitch!
You killed her.Copy !req
173. - She's not dead.
- She had a heart attack.Copy !req
174. She's stable now.
The anesthesia—Copy !req
175. Get her out of that coma.Copy !req
176. Don't think so.Copy !req
177. Stop this. All right,
I-I don't consent anymore.Copy !req
178. I want to do the slow detox.Copy !req
179. Did you ever get a paper cut?Copy !req
180. A really nasty one
between the fingers?Copy !req
181. Multiply that by about a billionCopy !req
182. and it'll just barely approach
the kind of suffering she'll experience
if we wake her right now.Copy !req
183. We're committed to this.Copy !req
184. She's out till morning.
Go get a book.Copy !req
185. I haven't slept in weeks.Copy !req
186. Because my teeth hurt.Copy !req
187. Dentist couldn't find any cavities.Copy !req
188. And I'm getting these headaches.Copy !req
189. Oh, poor you.Copy !req
190. I think I'm going crazy.Copy !req
191. And my stomach.
I roll out of bed,
and I want to puke.Copy !req
192. I take it your married.Copy !req
193. You must be psychic.Copy !req
194. You must be witty.Copy !req
195. When's she due?Copy !req
196. - How'd you know she was—
- Because I'm doing her.Copy !req
197. You've got Couvade Syndrome.Copy !req
198. Which is just
a fancy way of saying
you should stop whining.Copy !req
199. Millions of women
have got the same thing.
They're not bugging me.Copy !req
200. You're suffering from
sympathetic pregnancy.Copy !req
201. Gotta go. People dying.
The whole circle of life thing.Copy !req
202. - It's all in my head?
- Nope. It's all in your hormones.Copy !req
203. Good news is
no one's gonna lecture you
if you smoke and get drunk.Copy !req
204. Shouldn't she be awake by now?Copy !req
205. It's only been a half an hour
since we stopped the medicine.Copy !req
206. Well, you said that's
how long it would take.Copy !req
207. I said it would take
about half an hour.Copy !req
208. Well, couldn't this
mean something—Copy !req
209. So far, it means nothing.Copy !req
210. She had a heart attack.
She could have brain damage.
She could have something—Copy !req
211. She's opening her eyes.Copy !req
212. Alex? You okay?Copy !req
213. Can you hear me?Copy !req
214. Hmm.Copy !req
215. I got the cute doctor.Copy !req
216. Huh. Do you feel any pain?Copy !req
217. Good. Let us know
if anything changes.Copy !req
218. If your stomach
doesn't feel right, anything.Copy !req
219. Hey.Copy !req
220. Are you mad at me, Daddy?Copy !req
221. I let you down.Copy !req
222. No, no. Not at all, sweetie. I—Copy !req
223. I should've been more mature.
I should've handled the pressure.Copy !req
224. Stop, stop.Copy !req
225. We're gonna get you better, all right?Copy !req
226. Nothing else matters.Copy !req
227. Excuse me.Copy !req
228. We've got you on
what we call a banana bag.Copy !req
229. Plenty of vitamins, nutrients.Copy !req
230. I got the cute doctor.Copy !req
231. Are you mad at me, Daddy?Copy !req
232. I let you down.Copy !req
233. What's going on?Copy !req
234. I should've been more mature.
I should've handled the pressure.Copy !req
235. What's wrong with her?Copy !req
236. Anterograde amnesia,
short-term memory loss.Copy !req
237. Evidence of a hypoxic brain injury.Copy !req
238. Might be a result of getting cut off
from the oxygen when she flatlined.Copy !req
239. Probably the result
of that rapid detox
you told us to push on her.Copy !req
240. You gonna put that down?Copy !req
241. You gonna sulk?Copy !req
242. I'm not gonna indulge you.Copy !req
243. Treatment of hypoxic
brain injuries consist of—Copy !req
244. Cameron, Chase,
and the dark one.Copy !req
245. Foreman, right?Copy !req
246. Patient flatlined
for, like, 30 seconds.Copy !req
247. Gotta be oxygen deprived
for longer than that
to lose brain function.Copy !req
248. - We can't be sure
how long she was—
- Her brain's fine.Copy !req
249. Memory loss.Copy !req
250. You're saying that's
not a neurological symptom?Copy !req
251. No, I'm saying
what I'm saying.
Her brain's fine.Copy !req
252. She's faking?Copy !req
253. She's got post traumatic
stress disorder.Copy !req
254. We got models
fighting in Iraq now?Copy !req
255. Show me a woman on heroin
who looks like that,Copy !req
256. and I'll show you a woman
who's been sexually abused.Copy !req
257. That's your proof?
That she's good-looking?Copy !req
258. He manages her career.Copy !req
259. Travels the world with her.
At her side 24/7.Copy !req
260. He's either a very good dad
or a very bad dad.Copy !req
261. You saw that touckhus.Copy !req
262. Would the fact that
she's your daughter
really stop you?Copy !req
263. Oh.Copy !req
264. Her brain is running
away from reality.Copy !req
265. When the drugs
can't do it anymore,
it starts to shut down.Copy !req
266. Your theory has the advantages of
being completely unprovable
and completely exculpating you.Copy !req
267. When you guys are done talking,
do an MRI and an LP.Copy !req
268. When her brain checks out
as normal, then we'll know that
Daddy really, really loves her.Copy !req
269. Where's House?Copy !req
270. Said he was
in too much pain to work.Copy !req
271. Who's covering?Copy !req
272. He called 15 minutes
after his shift started.
It's too late to find anybody.Copy !req
273. - Exam room one.
- Ugh.Copy !req
274. - Hi.
- Where's Dr. House?Copy !req
275. Wish I knew. Huh.Copy !req
276. What's the problem?Copy !req
277. It's personal.Copy !req
278. And it's so personal
he didn't bother writing
anything in your chart.Copy !req
279. It's getting worse.Copy !req
280. What is?Copy !req
281. It's personal.Copy !req
282. - Fine. You can wait.
- Doctor.Copy !req
283. I tell you what.Copy !req
284. I am gonna give you
Dr. House's personal pager number.Copy !req
285. Why would your mind
go to abuse so fast?Copy !req
286. 'Cause I had a funny uncle.Copy !req
287. You were abused?Copy !req
288. What? No.
Why would your mind
go to that so fast?Copy !req
289. I just had a funny uncle.
Great stories, always filthy.Copy !req
290. I don't know
if it's something
with this case,Copy !req
291. or you got something
personal going on.
The whole break-up thing.Copy !req
292. - It's personal.
- House.Copy !req
293. Your pain is affecting
your decision-making.Copy !req
294. You got a problem
with a call I make,
question the call.Copy !req
295. Don't make it personal.Copy !req
296. Are you saying pain
can't affect your mood?Copy !req
297. If I'm right about the pain,Copy !req
298. you're gonna want
to rush everything.
Which is what you're doing.Copy !req
299. Don't.Copy !req
300. Thank you.Copy !req
301. Are you doing your daughter?Copy !req
302. What?Copy !req
303. We should probably
talk privately, huh?Copy !req
304. Come on, walk with me.Copy !req
305. - I'm not—
- He's not.Copy !req
306. I'm sure he's not.Copy !req
307. She is a babe, though.Copy !req
308. We're gonna need you
to keep still.Copy !req
309. I am.Copy !req
310. What do you think that means?Copy !req
311. It's either neurological
or psychological.Copy !req
312. The only thing we know for sure is
it's gonna screw up the MRI results,Copy !req
313. which is gonna make
House think he's right.Copy !req
314. This is a waste of time.
Let's just get the LP.Copy !req
315. I should take your head off.Copy !req
316. Your glands are fine.
See, now you're my patient.Copy !req
317. You got doctor-patient
confidentiality. No worries.Copy !req
318. So, what did you do to her?Copy !req
319. - Why would you possibly think—
- Hard to imagine anyone
not wanting to nail her.Copy !req
320. - You son of a—
- It's a compliment.Copy !req
321. A heart-shaped ass.
Those perfect, perky
all-natural breasts.Copy !req
322. That is my daughter
you're talking about!Copy !req
323. No, that's your daughter
you were talking about.Copy !req
324. "She just instinctively
knows how to walk."Copy !req
325. "Designers just love
that heart-shaped ass,
those perfect, perky—"Copy !req
326. I'm her manager.
I have to promote her.Copy !req
327. Oh, that makes sense.
So you compartmentalize.Copy !req
328. When you're dealing
with the press,
you're her manager.Copy !req
329. When you're helping
with homework,
you're her dad.Copy !req
330. When you're making
sweet, sweet love,Copy !req
331. - you're her manager.
- All right.Copy !req
332. Do you love her?Copy !req
333. - I have never touched her.
- Do you love her?Copy !req
334. What are you doing?
You trying to trap me
into saying—Copy !req
335. Do you love her enough
to admit that you slept with her?Copy !req
336. Psychology conditions
can manifest themselves
in physical problems.Copy !req
337. Sometimes, these can be
extreme enough to kill.Copy !req
338. There are treatments, but
only if there's a diagnosis.Copy !req
339. Are you gonna admit that
you slept with your daughter or
are you just gonna let her die?Copy !req
340. One time.Copy !req
341. PTSD.Copy !req
342. Get her a psych referral and
pack her bags. He did her.Copy !req
343. Don't think so.Copy !req
344. Daddy thinks so.Copy !req
345. Could be mistaken.
He said he was drunk.Copy !req
346. Maybe it was
some other daughter.Copy !req
347. Elevated proteins in her CSF.Copy !req
348. You're wrong about PTSD,
and I was wrong about
the hypoxic brain injury.Copy !req
349. Daddy didn't do this to her.
And neither did we.Copy !req
350. We have to call
Child Protective Services.Copy !req
351. Doctor-patient confidentiality—Copy !req
352. Doesn't apply
in abuse cases.
You know that.Copy !req
353. We're mandated
to report sexual abuse.Copy !req
354. Is it okay
if I save her life first?Copy !req
355. Or do you want to make sure
that Daddy doesn't get
visitation rights to the gravesite?Copy !req
356. Okay, elevated proteins
in her CSF could mean
dozens of different things.Copy !req
357. Viral encephalitis.
CNSV.Copy !req
358. Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?Copy !req
359. So we're just gonna
leave a child molester
in the same room as his victim?Copy !req
360. It's got windows.Copy !req
361. Fine. Arrest him.
Use Cuddy's handcuffs.Copy !req
362. If you're too distracted
to deal with this because
your leg hurts, then—Copy !req
363. Yeah, I'm distracted!Copy !req
364. I'm all hung up on
this 15-year-old patient
who's cataplectic,Copy !req
365. can't remember what she had
for lunch, and is rapidly
losing control of her body.Copy !req
366. And I want her father here
in case they got any more secrets
that I need to know about.Copy !req
367. Now, if you're not too distracted,
go take out a piece of her brain.
Stick it under a microscope.Copy !req
368. Wilson!Copy !req
369. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You really think we need to
jump straight to brain biopsy?Copy !req
370. Nope. Let's continue
playing pin the diagnosis on
the supermodel until she's dead.Copy !req
371. Heard you killed
your supermodel.Copy !req
372. Only for a minute.Copy !req
373. Just for my own clarity,
how many more patients
do you have to killCopy !req
374. before you admit this leg thing
just might be a problem?Copy !req
375. Three.Copy !req
376. I need your help.Copy !req
377. We're gonna do something
called a burr hole biopsy.Copy !req
378. We drill a small opening
in the back of your skull.Copy !req
379. Doctor, maybe you and I
should talk about this first.Copy !req
380. No.Copy !req
381. I just think Alex doesn't need
to be overwhelmed right now.Copy !req
382. I think she should have a say
in what happens to her body.Copy !req
383. We're gonna remove
a small piece of brain tissue.Copy !req
384. Do—do you have to
shave my hair?Copy !req
385. Hair grows back.Copy !req
386. I guess I won't
remember anyways.Copy !req
387. There's a good chance
the amnesia's only temporary.Copy !req
388. Okay.Copy !req
389. Find a way to
kick up the contribution.Copy !req
390. What did House do now?Copy !req
391. House, this is God.Copy !req
392. Look, I'm a little
busy right now.Copy !req
393. Not supposed to talk
during these things.Copy !req
394. You got time Thursday?Copy !req
395. Let me check.
Oh, I've got a plague.
How about Friday?Copy !req
396. You'll have to
check with Cameron.Copy !req
397. Oh, damn it.Copy !req
398. She always wants to know
why bad things happen.Copy !req
399. Like I'm gonna come up
with a new answer this time.Copy !req
400. House.Copy !req
401. Quick, God.
Smite the evil witch!Copy !req
402. Are you sitting on evidence
that your patient was
sexually abused by her father?Copy !req
403. God, why have you forsaken me?Copy !req
404. Don't worry. I've contacted
Child Services for you.Copy !req
405. I left you get away
with more than anyone
in this hospital.Copy !req
406. Shielding a child abuser
isn't covered.Copy !req
407. Cooperate with
this investigation,
or I'll fire you.Copy !req
408. What do you think
House is gonna do to you?Copy !req
409. No idea.Copy !req
410. Well, you did the right thing.Copy !req
411. If you hadn't gone to Cuddy,
I would've.Copy !req
412. If this guy had known
we had to report him,
he'd never have told House the truth.Copy !req
413. She's a child.
She needs to be protected.Copy !req
414. She dropped out of high school
to make millions of dollars.Copy !req
415. Why does she need more protection
than some crack whore shivering
in the clinic waiting room?Copy !req
416. I think you're just
afraid to piss House off.Copy !req
417. There's that too.Copy !req
418. MRI looks exactly the same
as it did two years ago.Copy !req
419. Nerves don't seem to be regenerating.Copy !req
420. I figured as much.Copy !req
421. Several different researchers
have proven psychological pain
can manifest as physical pain.Copy !req
422. You think I have
a conversion disorder?
You want me to see a shrink?Copy !req
423. Brilliant idea
sending Stacy away.Copy !req
424. It's really done
wonders for you.Copy !req
425. Listen, none of this has
anything to do with Stacy.Copy !req
426. Right. Giant coincidence
that you've gone completely
off the rails since she left.Copy !req
427. Inducing migraines,
worsening leg pain—Copy !req
428. Ow!Copy !req
429. Aw. You miss Stacy too?Copy !req
430. Brain biopsy shows
no white matter disease.Copy !req
431. Cameron, you gonna
go tell Cuddy?Copy !req
432. Or has she already
got you wired for sound?Copy !req
433. I had to do
what I thought was right.Copy !req
434. So white is out.
That just leaves gray.Copy !req
435. Neuronal ceroid lipofuscinosis.
Heller Syndrome.Copy !req
436. Any one of
the mitochondrial
encephalopathies.Copy !req
437. Am I in trouble?Copy !req
438. You had to do
what you thought was right.Copy !req
439. They call it gray area
'cause you never really
know what's there.Copy !req
440. We can't test
for any of those things.Copy !req
441. So I'm not in trouble?Copy !req
442. You can torture
yourself all you want.Copy !req
443. What if everything we're seeing
is just smoke signals?Copy !req
444. Okay.
Who's sending them?Copy !req
445. Tumor.Copy !req
446. If she has cancer anywhere
in her body, she could also
have paraneoplastic syndrome,Copy !req
447. which would be causing
antibodies to attack her brain.Copy !req
448. Antibodies are
stupid that way.Copy !req
449. Paraneoplastic syndrome's
awfully rare in a 15-year-old.Copy !req
450. 15-year-olds who look
like that are awfully rare.Copy !req
451. It would explain
the aggressive behavior, the cataplexy,
the memory loss, even the twitching.Copy !req
452. It's perfect.Copy !req
453. What if it's not?Copy !req
454. We could waste weeks
searching for a tumor that
we don't even know is there.Copy !req
455. Then let's make sure
it is there.Copy !req
456. There's no test
for paraneoplastic syndrome.Copy !req
457. Sure there is.
The squeeze the tube test.Copy !req
458. What did the biopsy tell you?Copy !req
459. It wasn't definitive.Copy !req
460. But the twitching
should stop right about...Copy !req
461. Now.Copy !req
462. Oh, my God.Copy !req
463. Could've just
been a coincidence.Copy !req
464. Twitching does
tend to stop and start.
Let's be sure.Copy !req
465. IVIG vacuums her blood.
Neutralizes the stuff
that's making her twitch.Copy !req
466. It's actually kind of cool.Copy !req
467. Wonder if I could
make you dance.Copy !req
468. Enough.Copy !req
469. This is unbelievable.
You did it. You fixed her.Copy !req
470. No. All I did was
prove that she has cancer.Copy !req
471. I need a favor.Copy !req
472. I'm not in a giving mood.Copy !req
473. It'll help us both.Copy !req
474. I need a shot
of morphine in my spine.Copy !req
475. If your leg hurts,
take your Vicodin.Copy !req
476. It's not enough.Copy !req
477. Get a syringe.Copy !req
478. Morphine is extreme,
even for you.Copy !req
479. Yeah, read that
on the insert.Copy !req
480. Get one of your lackeys to do it.Copy !req
481. I don't want them knowing.Copy !req
482. That you're on the road
to becoming a junkie?Copy !req
483. That I'm in this much pain.Copy !req
484. I don't want them
questioning my judgment.Copy !req
485. I can't ask Wilson because
he figures it's all in my head.Copy !req
486. Well, I agree with him.Copy !req
487. I'm going home.Copy !req
488. Well, what about this?Copy !req
489. What are you doing?Copy !req
490. Is this in my head?Copy !req
491. 'Cause I could swear I remember
a thigh muscle being here.Copy !req
492. I'll get a syringe.Copy !req
493. - It's gotta be cancer.
- It's not cancer.Copy !req
494. You seem to be back
to your old miserable self.Copy !req
495. So I just randomly predicted
she'd respond to IVIG?Copy !req
496. Her twitches are gone.
Her memory's getting better.Copy !req
497. What did you take?Copy !req
498. If the increased pain
was psychological,
no drug's gonna help.Copy !req
499. If you think it'll help,
the drugs will help.Copy !req
500. - Power of the mind.
- You're right.Copy !req
501. The more I talk to you,
the more the pain floods back.Copy !req
502. Knew the twins were real.
Chase owes me.Copy !req
503. - You check the pancreas?
- Oh, come on!Copy !req
504. You're just making up
organs now, aren't you?Copy !req
505. We checked the pancreas.Copy !req
506. - Obviously you've taken something.
- You check the bones?Copy !req
507. There are a lot of bones, I think.Copy !req
508. And none of them have cancer.Copy !req
509. Ovaries?Copy !req
510. There's no mass.
If anything, they're undersized.Copy !req
511. No leukemia, no Hodgkin's.
We checked everything.Copy !req
512. Unless they've invented
a new organ, it's not cancer.Copy !req
513. Differential diagnosis.Copy !req
514. It's gotta be cancer.
There's gotta be
something we missed.Copy !req
515. You gotta learn
to let go, Foreman.Copy !req
516. Maybe the protein level
was some sort of anomaly.
It might still just be PTSD.Copy !req
517. Just PTSD?
Yeah, Daddy's diddling her.
Nothing to worry about.Copy !req
518. Okay, let me rephrase.Copy !req
519. Maybe the protein level
was some sort of anomaly.Copy !req
520. Oh, my God!
It might be PTSD!Copy !req
521. If it was PTSD, the twitching
wouldn't have magically disappeared
when we started the IVIG.Copy !req
522. Mmm, wrong.Copy !req
523. What it wouldn't have done
was medically disappear.Copy !req
524. Nothing to stop it from
magically disappearing.Copy !req
525. She was watching me
stop and start the medicine.Copy !req
526. You think she's faking?Copy !req
527. Not consciously.Copy !req
528. But if her subconscious is
trying to get away from it all,
cancer's gotta be a lovely vacation spot.Copy !req
529. Tell her you've gotta
give her a fresh IV.Copy !req
530. Don't tell her you're
starting her on saline.Copy !req
531. We'll see if
the twitching comes back.Copy !req
532. How long has
the social worker been in there?Copy !req
533. Just went in.Copy !req
534. She was in
with the dad before.Copy !req
535. You switch the girl's IV?Copy !req
536. About half an hour ago.Copy !req
537. When is she gonna
start twitching?Copy !req
538. If she's gonna start twitching,
another few minutes.Copy !req
539. We've gotta wait
for the remaining IVIG
to clear her system.Copy !req
540. That was quick.
What's gonna happen?Copy !req
541. What did you think
was gonna happen?Copy !req
542. - The father had sex—
- Do you have any
medical evidence of that?Copy !req
543. - He admitted—
- He denies that conversation
ever took place.Copy !req
544. - She—
- She denies it too.Copy !req
545. I'm sure you meant well.Copy !req
546. You have to tell her the truth.Copy !req
547. Nothing happened.Copy !req
548. You don't have to
be afraid of him.
They can protect you.Copy !req
549. From what?
Things are fine.Copy !req
550. You think things are fine.
They're not.Copy !req
551. He's my dad.Copy !req
552. He's abusing you.Copy !req
553. He's not a bad person.Copy !req
554. I seduced him.Copy !req
555. You're the child.
He's the adult.Copy !req
556. - He has the responsibility—
- I got him drunk.Copy !req
557. I had to get him drunk.Copy !req
558. I wanted to
have sex with him.Copy !req
559. You're sexually
attracted to your father?Copy !req
560. No.Copy !req
561. But by sleeping with him,
now he lets me do whatever I want.Copy !req
562. I also slept with my photographer,
my financial manager, and my tutor.Copy !req
563. If I hadn't, I'd be getting Cs
and posing for newspaper ads
back in Detroit.Copy !req
564. Hmm. Come on.
We all do it.Copy !req
565. No, we don't.Copy !req
566. After you father slept with you,
you were traumatized.Copy !req
567. My dad was last.Copy !req
568. You've never taken a run
at your boss or a professor
or somebody else you needed?Copy !req
569. You're 15.Copy !req
570. You're smart.
You don't have to—Copy !req
571. I am not that smart.Copy !req
572. I am that beautiful.Copy !req
573. What's wrong with me?Copy !req
574. Aw! George,
get your butt over here!Copy !req
575. Help me!Copy !req
576. How did you get
my pager number?Copy !req
577. Please!Copy !req
578. Problem is
if I give you an epidural,Copy !req
579. you won't be able
to feel when to push.Copy !req
580. - You're not funny!
- Pretty sure I am.Copy !req
581. You just can't appreciate it
because you're in pain.Copy !req
582. George, if you don't
get off your ass and help me—Copy !req
583. Oh, shut up!Copy !req
584. Got yourself
the perfect man: a woman.Copy !req
585. He's got more estrogen
coursing through his veins than—Copy !req
586. Oh! Aw! Ohhhhhh!Copy !req
587. - Who did her vaginal exam?
- I did.Copy !req
588. Did she have hair?Copy !req
589. What are you getting at?Copy !req
590. Right now I'm getting at
whether or not she had hair
down there.Copy !req
591. Uh, not much.Copy !req
592. She manipulative
yet completely docile.Copy !req
593. Everybody tells us
that outburst on the catwalk
was out of character.Copy !req
594. She's never had a period.Copy !req
595. You're thinking
this is hormonal?Copy !req
596. I'm thinking
she's the ultimate woman.Copy !req
597. I-I need to schedule an MRI.Copy !req
598. The twitching stopped.Copy !req
599. Because we changed your medicine
back to the real stuff. Stop talking.Copy !req
600. You gave me fake medicine?Copy !req
601. That's what I said.Copy !req
602. In the vain hope that
you wouldn't feel
the need to also say it.Copy !req
603. Stop talking.Copy !req
604. Wilson already did an ultrasound.
Said her ovaries were undersized.Copy !req
605. The ultrasound would be the way to go
if you were looking for ovarian cancer.Copy !req
606. What are we looking for?Copy !req
607. That.Copy !req
608. Oh, my God.Copy !req
609. Looks like a tumor, doesn't it?Copy !req
610. But those are—Copy !req
611. Yep.Copy !req
612. We found a tumor.Copy !req
613. She has cancer?Copy !req
614. Technically, no.Copy !req
615. So it's not cancer?Copy !req
616. No, it's cancer.
But he has cancer.Copy !req
617. On his left testicle.Copy !req
618. I don't have testicles.Copy !req
619. She's not a guy.Copy !req
620. His DNA says you're wrong.Copy !req
621. Frogs and snails
and puppy dog tails.Copy !req
622. You've got male
pseudohermaphroditism.Copy !req
623. See, we all start out as girls.Copy !req
624. And then we're differentiated
based on our genes.Copy !req
625. The ovaries develop
into testes and drop.Copy !req
626. But in about 1 and 150,000 pregnancies
a fetus with an XY chromosome, a boy,
develops into something else.Copy !req
627. Like you.Copy !req
628. Your testes never descendedCopy !req
629. because you're
immune to testosterone.Copy !req
630. You're pure estrogen.Copy !req
631. Which is why you get
heightened female characteristics.Copy !req
632. Clear skin. Great breasts.Copy !req
633. The ultimate woman is a man.Copy !req
634. Nature's cruel, huh?Copy !req
635. This is obviously a joke.
This is—is impossible.Copy !req
636. No, a joke would be
me calling you a homo.Copy !req
637. See the difference?Copy !req
638. I'll schedule him for surgery.Copy !req
639. No. You're wrong.
I'm a girl.Copy !req
640. Look at me!
How can you say
I'm not a girl?Copy !req
641. See? They're all
looking at me. I'm—Copy !req
642. I'm beautiful!Copy !req
643. That anger,
that's just the cancer talking.Copy !req
644. Put your clothes back on.
I'm gonna cut your balls off.Copy !req
645. Then you'll be fine.Copy !req
646. How's the patient?Copy !req
647. Post-op.Copy !req
648. I set him/her up
for a psych visit.Copy !req
649. Calling her "him/her"
isn't really helping.Copy !req
650. Good news is I don't think
Dad's gonna be sleeping
with him/her again.Copy !req
651. See, now it's gross.Copy !req
652. I need another shot.Copy !req
653. When did the pain
start coming back?Copy !req
654. A few hours ago.Copy !req
655. About an hour after
you solved the case?Copy !req
656. If I wanted to be psychoanalyzed,
I'd get Wilson to give me the shot.Copy !req
657. Same dosage?Copy !req
658. If you'd be comfortable,
I might be able to deal with
a few less cc's of morphine.Copy !req
659. It wasn't morphine.Copy !req
660. What did you give me?Copy !req
661. - I told you I wanted—
- It was saline.Copy !req
662. I gave you a placebo.Copy !req
663. "Desire" by Ryan AdamsCopy !req