House 1x4

1. (man) Amber.

2. (woman) No.

3. Why not?

4. Amber's a stripper name.

5. Find me one stripper named Amber Hartig.

6. Or not, okay.

7. No stripper names.

8. Um... Desiree?

9. Bambi, Candy Cane?

10. Max. Maxine.

11. Max Hartig, it's a cute name, isn't it?

12. Mm, if you're a professional boxer, maybe.

13. Can you believe we made this little creature?

14. I know, it's incredible.

15. It's the most amazing thing we've ever done.

16. I almost ran the marathon last year.

17. If we're lucky, you won't inherit

18. your daddy's sense of humor.

19. Hello. Say hi to bear.

20. She hasn't even eaten anything.

21. Why is she spitting up?

22. Well, Honey, we can't bug him again.

23. Okay, okay.

24. I'm sorry, it's, uh— it's our first kid.

25. We're both a little panicky, I guess.

26. Well, you gotta ask the pediatrician next time.

27. I just deliver 'em.

28. She's spitting up?

29. Yeah, uh, second time in an hour.

30. You lived underwater for nine months,

31. you'd have a lot to spit up too.

32. Something wrong?

33. A little lethargic.

34. Well, we didn't think—

35. She's hot.

36. Is she, uh—

37. She's seizing.

38. Wh-what's wrong with her?

39. Need some help in here!

40. Oh, God, is she all right?

41. (nurse) Access? No.

42. What's going on?

43. (doctor) The MRI's back.

44. And?

45. It's what we expected.

46. The accident caused serious damage.

47. It's amnesia.

48. It's amnesia.

49. (woman) No.

50. (doctor) Yes.

51. I'm sorry.

52. (woman) I just can't believe it...

53. Enjoying our lounge, House?

54. Just came in to get milk for my coffee.

55. Which you're out of.

56. Flat or sparkling?

57. Flat. Sparkling.

58. So...

59. the Hartigs?

60. Their baby gets a fever.

61. Wait, don't tell me. Kid had a seizure.

62. Yep.

63. The parents, of course, start freaking,

64. and I have to deal with that for an hour.

65. Like it was your fault.

66. She was perfect when I delivered her.

67. You want to blame someone, blame the pediatrician.

68. So, how's the kid now?

69. Bowel obstruction,

70. she's under observation.

71. She'll be fine.

72. Pediatrician will take all the credit.

73. (House) Exhibit A, baby girl Hartig.

74. Term baby, 42 hours old.

75. Went into seizure six hours ago,

76. brought into the intensive care,

77. diagnosed with obstruction of the small bowel.

78. I'm still amazed you're actually

79. in the same room with a patient.

80. People don't bug me until they get teeth.

81. Exhibit B, baby boy Howsam.

82. Another term baby, 48 hours old.

83. Brought into the NICU

84. three hours before the Hartig baby.

85. Fever of unknown origin, 101 degrees, trending upwards.

86. Wow, that is amazing.

87. You hung out in the OB/GYN lounge all morning

88. and heard about two sick babies.

89. It's... eerie.

90. Don't touch that.

91. All right.

92. We have an infection spreading in the hospital.

93. These kids have totally unrelated illnesses.

94. They fell sick within four hours of each other.

95. They had the same delivery rooms.

96. Maternity rooms are neighboring, so transmission's possible.

97. They have the same symptoms.

98. The Hartig girl has a bowel obstruction.

99. No matter how close their beds are,

100. I'm pretty sure kids can't share blockage.

101. What does bowel obstruction on a chart indicate?

102. Well, normally, I'd say

103. it indicates a patient's bowel is obstructed.

104. But I'm pretty sure you have some deeper truth to impart.

105. It means that some random doctor

106. of indeterminate skill thinks

107. that the patient's bowel is obstructed.

108. Okay, you're upset because they threw you out of their lounge.

109. Look at the X-Ray.

110. It's a normal gas pattern—

111. I can get you a key to the oncology lounge. Air in the colon.

112. We're getting TiVo. If it's air, no bowel obstruction.

113. Even if it is air,

114. it could've been there before the obstruction.

115. No, something's infected both these infants.

116. And you're the only one who put this together

117. because... Because I'm the only one who looked at both kids.

118. I want them isolated,

119. I want the maternity ward shut down.

120. Because you're better at reading an X-Ray than a radiologist.

121. Radiologists always over-read babies' X-rays.

122. Especially if they're asked to rule out a pathology.

123. He read into it what he wanted.

124. Which is exactly what you're doing.

125. You're finding a cluster because you think it's interesting

126. to find a cluster.

127. Two... plain old sick babies would bore you.

128. See, this is why I don't waste money on shrinks.

129. 'Cause you give me

130. all these really great insights for free.

131. Shrink.

132. If you would consider going to a shrink,

133. I would pay for it myself.

134. The hospital would hold a bake sale,

135. for God's sake.

136. We have an epidemic.

137. Two sick babies is very sad.

138. But it doesn't prove an epidemic.

139. How many do?

140. Get up.

141. We're going hunting.

142. For what?

143. Wabbits.

144. Hi.

145. Bye.

146. He's screaming. He's fine.

147. Good-lookin' baby.

148. Oh, sorry. Wrong room.

149. We'll see you later.

150. 12 rooms, right? That's it?

151. Yep.

152. We've definitely checked the whole floor.

153. Good news, no epidemic.

154. Tragic, huh?

155. Overflow rooms, third floor.

156. This imaginary infection has spread to the next floor?

157. We were just gonna call.

158. Did he get hot all of a sudden?

159. Yeah.

160. Excuse me? Hi.

161. Intake sent you up here?

162. Yeah, my wife's contractions are—

163. Okay, intake messed up.

164. I am very, very sorry.

165. Nurse Alpert will arrange for an ambulance

166. to take you to Princeton General.

167. The maternity ward is temporarily closed.

168. We have to leave?

169. Yes, I am very sorry.

170. Why are you doing this?

171. You will be there very, very soon.

172. Happy now?

173. No. But I am interested.

174. Three sick babies.

175. And a fourth showing early symptoms.

176. How bad?

177. Spiking fevers.

178. BPs plummeting.

179. They're barely able to keep systolic up.

180. At this rate, they could be dead in a day.

181. Where did this come from?

182. (Cameron) Two delivery rooms,

183. four different maternity rooms,

184. no common personnel, and no common equipment.

185. Well, there's gotta be something in common.

186. Yeah.

187. That would be the difference between an epidemic

188. and a coincidence.

189. I'm putting a team together.

190. We're gonna start swabbing.

191. What's she gonna swab?

192. Every respirator, sink, vent, drain in the entire hospital?

193. That'll take months. Needle in a haystack.

194. It's worse than that.

195. We don't even know it's a needle we're looking for.

196. Then why'd you tell her to do it?

197. Because the hospital is her baby.

198. And her baby's sick.

199. If she doesn't solve this soon, her head's gonna explode,

200. and I don't want to get any one me.

201. So let's figure out what's in the haystack.

202. Differential diagnosis, people.

203. Parasite. Spreading too quickly.

204. Next?

205. Virus? The kids are too sick.

206. And the blood tests show no lymphocytosis.

207. And they're not responding to acyclovir or ribavirin.

208. If it's some other virus,

209. we'll never find it in time anyway.

210. Which leads us to... bacterial infection.

211. It's not responding

212. to broad spectrum antibiotics,

213. so we got something resistant.

214. The usual suspects.

215. MRSA.

216. It's always MRSA in hospitals.

217. Maybe...

218. contaminated food or water source?

219. Pseudomonas.

220. VRE.

221. H. Flu.

222. Okay, those are the big ones.

223. Cultures will take 48 hours.

224. Might as well be postmortem.

225. We'll start them on vancomycin

226. for the MRSA and aztreonam to cover the rest.

227. Let's get MRIs, check for abscesses

228. or some occult infection.

229. I'll be in the clinic.

230. Grab me if you find something important.

231. Or unimportant.

232. (Cameron) We did an MRI on all the babies.

233. And unfortunately, we didn't find anything.

234. So we're starting them on the strongest antibiotics

235. that we've got.

236. And we're hoping that that'll take care of it.

237. But he's so tiny.

238. How sick is he?

239. His fever's up to 103.5

240. and his blood pressure's 80 over 40.

241. How—um, how bad is that?

242. Uh...

243. It's—it's low.

244. The heart needs to circulate the blood.

245. If it's weak, the oxygen

246. isn't getting to the liver, the kidneys,

247. the brain.

248. Um—I have to ask you something.

249. Judy— No, no, Kim. Let me.

250. Um—I had called last month.

251. And I told the doctors about it.

252. And— Honey, this has nothing to do with you.

253. Kim's right. Your son was born healthy.

254. He caught the infection

255. after his birth.

256. There's no reason to think that he caught it from you.

257. But you don't know.

258. I mean, you don't know how he got sick.

259. Um...

260. Pretty standard question. "How sick is my child?"

261. You couldn't answer it.

262. I answered.

263. You rattled off numbers. BP, O2 sets.

264. It's not what they need to know.

265. What we need to know is the future.

266. You got a Magic 8 Ball?

267. No, just eight years of medical training.

268. Look...

269. I realize it's tough to break bad news to families.

270. Not as tough as hearing it.

271. And I guess being the poor guy dying is the toughest of all?

272. No.

273. It's easier to die than to watch someone die.

274. (Cuddy) Well, we're checking the vents.

275. It could be airborne.

276. Somebody get the sinks, too, and underneath them.

277. I'll get it.

278. Good.

279. How many med students have you got

280. swabbing the decks?

281. Well, what else are they gonna do?

282. It's not like they're delivering babies.

283. You find anything yet?

284. Uh, yeah.

285. About half the anti-bacterial gel dispensers

286. are empty or broken.

287. That's bad.

288. And yet, diagnostically, completely insignificant.

289. Well, if the staff

290. can't wash their hands,

291. it's no wonder an infection has spread.

292. Hey, tie clip.

293. Sorry?

294. We have an epidemic in this hospital,

295. and your tie is becoming a petri dish.

296. Put on a tie clip or take the damn thing off.

297. (woman) My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately

298. I've been feeling sick a lot.

299. Maybe I'm over-training, I'm doing the marathon,

300. like 10 miles a day.

301. But I can't seem to lose any weight.

302. Lift up your arms.

303. You have a parasite.

304. Like a tapeworm or something?

305. Lie back and lift up your sweater.

306. You can put your arms down.

307. Can you do anything about it?

308. Only for another month.

309. After that, it becomes illegal to remove.

310. Except in a couple of states.

311. Illegal?

312. Now, don't worry.

313. Many women learn to embrace this parasite.

314. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes.

315. Arrange playdates with other parasites.

316. Playdates?

317. It has your eyes.

318. But... that's impossible.

319. Well, I assume you weren't getting your period.

320. Maybe that should've given you an inkling.

321. But I'm on this birth control implant.

322. Yeah, I know. I saw the scar on your arm.

323. And my doctor said I might not

324. get any periods at all if it was working.

325. Mm-hmm, interestingly enough,

326. you also don't get any periods if it isn't working.

327. Which is why you were supposed to get

328. regular pregnancy tests.

329. I'm gonna send a nurse in here

330. to schedule your pre-natal care.

331. You're due in about five months,

332. so start planning the shower.

333. Um, Doctor?

334. Please.

335. Me and my husband wanted to have a kid soon.

336. But, uh—oh, God.

337. Like, four months ago,

338. we had this really big fight.

339. He moved out.

340. I did something stupid.

341. One night stand?

342. Ex-boyfriend.

343. Well, I'll schedule you

344. a paternity test too.

345. I can't let my husband know.

346. Does the old boyfriend look like your husband?

347. Yeah.

348. Then just have the kid. He'll never know.

349. The most successful marriages are based on lies.

350. You're off to a great start.

351. Well, you look cheery.

352. What's goin' on?

353. The Hartig and Chen-Lupino babies.

354. Their kidneys are shutting down.

355. And the urine tests show no casts.

356. Which means our antibiotics are causing the kidney failure.

357. You're the nephrologist.

358. Which one did it? We'll take 'em off that one.

359. Don't tell me both vancomycin and aztrenam.

360. They both can cause this.

361. There's no way to know which one it is, no test.

362. We can't take them off the antibiotics.

363. They'll—they'll die of the infection.

364. But if we leave them on both the antibiotics,

365. they'll die of kidney failure.

366. (Chase) So, we take our best guess then.

367. Which drug's causing the kidney failure.

368. It's like I said, it's always MRSA in hospitals.

369. Take 'em off aztreonam.

370. I still think it's the pseudomonas.

371. I vote to take 'em off the vancomycin.

372. There's no point in guessing.

373. Take one kid off vancomycin, and the other off aztreonam.

374. They have the same disease.

375. You wanna give them different treatment?

376. What the hell are you doing?

377. A therapeutic trial.

378. To find the cause of the infection.

379. That's wrong.

380. We have four sick kids at least.

381. Who knows how many more haven't started showing symptoms yet.

382. But we have a duty to these two!

383. If these two have different reactions,

384. we'll know how to save the rest.

385. So you're condemning one of these kids to die

386. based on random chance.

387. I guess I am.

388. (Cuddy) So you're going to flip a coin?

389. That's how you decide

390. which baby lives?

391. Can I borrow a quarter?

392. Do you want to get sued?

393. Lose your license, House?

394. Well, generally, I'd applaud that.

395. But my job is to protect this hospital.

396. So I strongly advise you

397. to come up with a medical rationale

398. why Baby A should get medicine X

399. and vice versa.

400. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there, Slick.

401. We didn't all go to law school.

402. Your advice is that

403. I should use medical reasons

404. to make medical decisions?

405. Mm, that's not gonna be as easy.

406. Any medical justification. Doesn't need to be a good one.

407. Well, Hartig sounds Jewish,

408. so does aztrenam.

409. So we'll take the Hartig kid off vancomycin.

410. How's that?

411. You can't experiment on babies.

412. Doctors experiment all the time.

413. On adults.

414. With their consent.

415. Fine, I'll get the parents' consent.

416. Their informed consent.

417. They have to know the other kid

418. is getting a different treatment.

419. Sorry, can't do that.

420. It'd be unethical for one patient

421. to know about another patient's treatment.

422. They have a right to know.

423. If they know, they won't consent.

424. That defeats the whole purpose.

425. That's their right.

426. Two more babies have just become symptomatic.

427. I defer to your legal wisdom,

428. which takes precedent, six dying babies

429. or a missing consent form?

430. You can't do it.

431. Do what you think is best.

432. Your daughter's kidneys are shutting down.

433. Your son's kidneys are failing.

434. So we're going to take her off the aztreonam.

435. We're taking him off vancomycin.

436. Uh, but what—what made her sick in the first place?

437. What do you think is causing it?

438. It seems to be a germ called pseudomonas.

439. We think it's MRSA.

440. Methycillin-resistant staph aureas.

441. It's a very resistant form of a very common bacteria.

442. We're hoping the aztreonam will clear it up.

443. Vancomycin is the best treatment for MRSA,

444. so we're gonna keep giving it to her.

445. Is it gonna cure her?

446. Your child is very sick.

447. You need to know that.

448. This is a Hail Mary pass.

449. It might cure her, it might not.

450. S-so that'll cure him?

451. We'll know in 24 hours if it's working.

452. What did you tell them?

453. I told them the truth.

454. They seemed relieved.

455. Did you tell them how sick their son is?

456. I explained what was going on.

457. Alison, their baby's dying.

458. If the parents weren't in tears by the time you left,

459. you didn't tell them the truth.

460. That's not how I see it.

461. Do you want them blind-sided?

462. Want them coming up and saying,

463. "My God, my baby died. Why didn't you warn me?"

464. So now it's about worrying about them yelling at us?

465. No, it's about getting them prepared

466. for the likely death of their child.

467. If their son dies tomorrow,

468. you think they'll give a damn what I said to them today?

469. It's not gonna matter, they're not gonna care.

470. Nothing's gonna be the same ever again.

471. Just give those poor women a few hours of hope.

472. Dr. House!

473. Oh, no.

474. Dr. House, this is my husband Charlie.

475. Who told you where my office was?

476. Jill, come on, he obviously doesn't want us bothering him.

477. Whoa, I was trying to hide it.

478. Look, Doctor, this is about the mono

479. that you said you thought I had.

480. The mono?

481. Yeah, you know, shouldn't Charlie be tested?

482. You know.

483. The test. The blood test.

484. Right.

485. Yeah, I'm sorry.

486. I-I sometimes forget patients.

487. I-I thought you were this idiot

488. who doesn't know how to use birth control.

489. I can't have mono.

490. I—I don't even feel sick or anything.

491. That's very often the first sign.

492. Call my office in the morning.

493. We'll schedule him for blood tests.

494. Thank you.

495. I'm not even tired.

496. Oh.

497. Find anything yet?

498. No, just some baby formula

499. being stored under a sink with a dripping faucet.

500. Tap water contamination.

501. You're thinking pseudomonas infection?

502. I was, I wasted a couple of hours chasing it down.

503. But of course, the formula

504. hasn't been anywhere near the babies. Huh.

505. Whatever idiot stored them there—

506. All right, we'll figure it out.

507. Just—just calm down.

508. I am calm.

509. Oh—oh, come— I warned you.

510. Did that calmly.

511. Hey.

512. Hi.

513. Is she any better?

514. Uh, fever's been stable for the last hour.

515. We're not gonna make it, are we?

516. Sorry?

517. Me and Ethan.

518. Our next-door-neighbor...

519. her little boy died in a car crash,

520. and she and her husband split up, like,

521. four months after the funeral.

522. It's just, uh, what always happens, right?

523. Um, what happens to patients after they leave the hospital,

524. I don't know.

525. But try not to get ahead of yourself.

526. (nurse) Dr. Chase, the monitor.

527. How long? I don't know. It just started.

528. Pulse? Fluid wide open.

529. Do we have an arterial line? Not yet.

530. Let's get a VP.

531. You can't come in here.

532. Is my baby dying?

533. Mrs. Hartig— Is she dying?

534. Ma'am, you have to—

535. It's not your baby.

536. Ventilate.

537. BP's 60 over 20.

538. Heart rate's 180.

539. You start the levophed? We've got it.

540. Still dropping.

541. 50 over 10.

542. I can't hold BP, even with three pressors.

543. We're losing pulse.

544. V-Fib.

545. Shut the blinds.

546. Charging.

547. Still V-Fib.

548. Charging.

549. Clear.

550. Charging.

551. Clear.

552. Still V-Fib.

553. Charging.

554. Clear.

555. Charging.

556. Chase.

557. Time of death, 6:57pm.

558. The aztreonam doesn't work.

559. Double-cover all the other babies with vancomycin.

560. I'll do it.

561. (House) Cameron, you tell the parents.

562. Tell them their child probably saved five lives.

563. But Chase should—

564. Chase is busy.

565. You're the attending.

566. Make sure she does her job.

567. Sorry.

568. I asked you to make sure she does her job,

569. not do it for her.

570. She froze up.

571. She felt sorry for the parents, so she shut up.

572. You felt sorry for her, so you opened your mouth.

573. She has a problem.

574. Yeah. She needs to deal with it.

575. If you hadn't bailed her out, she would've done it.

576. Great, then she wouldn't have slept for two weeks.

577. Maybe she should be thinking about a different specialty.

578. Lab work? Research?

579. Yeah, what is it?

580. The Hartig baby. She's getting sicker too.

581. The vancomycin isn't working either.

582. Vancomycin doesn't kill it, aztreonam doesn't kill it.

583. What the hell is this?

584. It's a superbug.

585. (Chase) It could be VRSA.

586. There's only been two reported cases ever

587. in the United States.

588. One of the kids, the Howsam baby,

589. had a skin rash.

590. I-it could be scaled-skin syndrome,

591. which would be a sign of VRSA.

592. Then these kids are dead.

593. This is our fault.

594. Doctors over-prescribing antibiotics.

595. Got a cold? Take some penicillin.

596. Sniffles? No problem.

597. Have some azithromycin.

598. Is that not working anymore? Well, got your levaquin.

599. Anti-bacterial soaps in every bathroom.

600. We'll be adding vancomycin to the water supply soon.

601. We bred these superbugs. They're our babies.

602. And they're all grown-up,

603. and they've got body piercings and a lot of anger.

604. On the other hand,

605. maybe antibiotics had nothing to do with it.

606. Did you notice how low his BP was

607. at the end, even with three pressors?

608. Heart damage?

609. Go home.

610. There's nothing more you can do tonight.

611. Baby boy Chen-Lupino.

612. Time of death, 6:57pm.

613. Thursday, December 2nd, 2004.

614. (House) This is a cross-section

615. of the Chen-Lupino boy's myocardium.

616. Fibrosis, lymphocytic infiltrates.

617. (Cameron) There was no sign of lymphocytosis

618. in the blood tests.

619. Yes, well, we all had plenty of good reasons

620. to think bacterial.

621. Nobody is scolding you.

622. Unfortunately, all those clever reasons were wrong.

623. It is a virus infecting their hearts.

624. We're screwed. You can't chase down a virus.

625. There's a thousand possibilities.

626. We could run gels. Antibody tests.

627. (Foreman) A thousand of 'em?

628. The kids don't have enough blood.

629. Chase, you're the intensivist, how many could we do

630. before we risk exsanguinating the kids?

631. You're talking...

632. vials, not stick tests?

633. I wouldn't take

634. more than five or six.

635. Okay, so we have to narrow

636. the thousand viruses

637. down to six.

638. Now, the autopsy's shown us what the virus does.

639. So, let's go. What do we know?

640. Ribaviran and acyclovir don't knock it out.

641. Cross out the herpes viruses.

642. Also adenovirus.

643. What else, what else? Keep talking.

644. Well, i-i-it only seems to hit children,

645. the mothers aren't sick so—

646. No toxoplasmosis,

647. no rubella.

648. Cross out the entire TORCH syndrome.

649. You didn't find any lung damage?

650. Nope.

651. None of the paramyxoviridae.

652. Cardiac scarring, people.

653. CMV.

654. Enteroviruses, too, I think.

655. Echo...

656. Influenza A.

657. Influ A.

658. Yes?

659. And?

660. I'm putting RSV down as a "yes."

661. That makes eight.

662. Eight vials of blood is pushing it.

663. Pushing it? But we love that.

664. Get the antibody kits,

665. start testing the sick kids.

666. All right, I'll look into

667. whether there are any antivirals for these right.

668. Wait a second, the—the—

669. the kids on the floor who didn't get sick,

670. are any of them still in the hospital?

671. They got moved to the fifth floor.

672. But they're probably all checked out by now.

673. No, the Limpert boy had a bit of jaundice.

674. He's checking out today.

675. I want to test his blood too. Why?

676. Because we need all the information we can get.

677. The healthy kid can be our control group.

678. (Cuddy) I'll just tell his parents

679. he can't check out because he has the smallpox.

680. All done.

681. All done.

682. What do we got?

683. Well, the sick babies all tested positive

684. for Echovirus 11. Great.

685. And CMV, and Parvovirus B-19.

686. Three viruses?

687. But what's weirder,

688. the healthy kid we tested,

689. he's positive for Echovirus 11

690. and CMV antibodies as well.

691. And they're infants.

692. They have their mothers' blood,

693. their mothers' antibodies.

694. So we just learned nothing? Uh-uh.

695. We have half the picture.

696. The healthy kids survived

697. because their mothers' antibodies saved them.

698. If the mom had CMV in the past,

699. she'd have the antibodies for CMV.

700. The kid would be immune from it.

701. So we test the sick kids' moms for Echovirus,

702. CMV, and Parvovirus.

703. And whichever they don't have the antibodies for,

704. that's what's killing their kids.

705. I'll test the mothers.

706. (Foreman) Echovirus 11,

707. it's an enterovirus, it lodges in the intestinal tract.

708. Enteroviruses cause

709. diarrhea and flu-like symptoms in adults.

710. Maybe a rash.

711. But for newborns, it can be deadly.

712. It's damaging her heart.

713. Well, is there anything you can do?

714. (Foreman) Viruses are more difficult

715. to treat than bacterial infections.

716. We still haven't found a cure for the common cold.

717. So, I mean, there's no vaccine or—

718. There's a company in Pennsylvania

719. developing an antiviral,

720. and it got positive results in the lab setting—

721. And we managed to get our hands on it.

722. Imagine not being able to touch your own baby.

723. Can I get you guys' help with something?

724. Sure.

725. Your daughter, her—

726. Maxine. That's her name.

727. Maxine.

728. We need someone to hold Maxine up off the bed

729. while the nurse changes her sheet. Sure.

730. Ssh, ssh, ssh.

731. Look at you. Hi.

732. Hold still.

733. Hi.

734. Hi sweetie.

735. Hey, Foreman.

736. Got a minute?

737. So, pulmonary resistance has stabilized

738. for the two kids, but, uh, BPs still—

739. No news then. How's Cameron?

740. Dr. Cameron?

741. Sure.

742. Let's start with her, and then move on

743. to all the other Camerons we know.

744. I'm sorry, I'm just not used to you asking

745. about someone's well-being.

746. Well, I can understand how the question would surprise you.

747. I didn't quite get how it would confuse you.

748. Why do you want to know?

749. Why do you wanna know why I wanna know?

750. Just... curious. Me too.

751. You don't get curious.

752. I'm the most curious man in the world.

753. Not about trivialities.

754. Well then, this must not be trivial.

755. How is Cameron handling everything?

756. Just fine.

757. Great.

758. Glad we talked.

759. Your husband is definitely the source of your mono.

760. Oh. Wow.

761. Oh, thank God.

762. Wow. I'm gonna be a mom.

763. Whoa.

764. Thank you so much.

765. I gotta get you a gift or something.

766. Sometimes the best gift

767. is the gift of never seeing you again.

768. Okay, all right.

769. But Dr. House, you've been so awesome.

770. I mean, I really totally trust you.

771. Do you think you— No.

772. could do the prenatal—

773. No. Or deliver the baby?

774. That would be no.

775. Okay.

776. Wow.

777. Chase, take a look at this.

778. Oh, God. It's good news.

779. No, it's great.

780. Oh.

781. Thank you.

782. She's doing great.

783. They all gone?

784. Hartigs are checking out right now.

785. You look tired.

786. Thanks.

787. Well, it's no wonder.

788. You had a hard time the last couple of days.

789. You haven't?

790. Not like you.

791. Anyone who's that awkward

792. either has no experience with death

793. or too much.

794. And I'm pretty sure it's not the former.

795. Chase told me about that idea you had,

796. the parents holding the baby.

797. Where'd you get that?

798. Did you lose someone?

799. You lose a baby?

800. You can be a real bastard.

801. Unfinished business?

802. I'm in the haystack.

803. Ah, because now you know you're looking for a needle.

804. Right.

805. If I tell you to let it go,

806. it won't make any difference, will it?

807. Enteroviruses are spread by humans.

808. Fecal-oral route, usually.

809. Could be respiratory secretions, though.

810. So Cuddy got stool samples from the whole staff.

811. Just wait 'til they come back.

812. That wouldn't do it. Why not?

813. The shedder, whoever he is, he's so virulent.

814. He must've been symptomatic.

815. Cuddy would've noticed him. Hmm...

816. And the babies didn't share any common personnel.

817. That's what's weird.

818. Yeah, yeah. That's what's weird.

819. Can I help you?

820. You saved my life.

821. I just ran some tests.

822. Your will and determination and what saved your life.

823. I know who I am now.

824. Yes, you do.

825. And I know who I am as well.

826. I love you...

827. Hey, seriously, man, you're not supposed to be here.

828. I'm performing a delivery.

829. You are?

830. A patient whose prenatal care I've been handling.

831. Just took her on a couple minutes ago.

832. Of course, I'll need one of you two guys to supervise.

833. When's she due?

834. Late March.

835. That's five months from now.

836. Thank God these chairs are comfortable.