1. Visualizing?
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You're up, tiger.
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3. You feel all right?
You look a little pale.
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4. I'm fine.
Does your neck still hurt?
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5. It'll be fine.
Maybe you should
do the two-and-a-half instead.
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6. I'm gonna do the three.
Well, it's better to nail
the two-and-a-half than—
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what a well-coached
12-year-old can do, huh?
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10. Next diver, two-time National
Junior champion, Mary Carroll.
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12. You can do this.
Come on, just... see it. See it.
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We need an ambulance.
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- It's daytime.
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18. - Got a new cane.
- Yeah.
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said it was slimming.
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21. - Why are you here?
- Vogler is dead.
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22. What? What happened?
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23. Again with the literal translation.
Vogler, the idea.
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24. Mr. Destructo, Mr. Moneybags.
"Bow down before me".
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26. So things can go back
to the way they were.
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27. The way they were
was kind of weird.
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28. Hmm. Weird works for me.
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Literally.
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30. - I want you to come back.
- Why?
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32. You're not on the clock,
and when you do that,
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34. It's no big deal.
Some sort of epidemic.
Not my area.
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35. - You should go. It's important.
- What I'm doing now is important.
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36. - Why do you want me back?
- 'Cause you're a good doctor.
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37. - That's it?
- That's not enough?
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38. Not for me.
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39. Go deal with your plague.
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40. You are in a quarantined area.
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41. Please remain calm and stay in line.
A doctor will see you shortly.
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42. When you see a doctor,
you will receive a blue or yellow form.
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43. Patients with blue forms
must immediately exit
to the parking lot.
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44. Dr. House. Need you here.
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45. Sorry. Lot of sick people.
I might catch something.
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46. A judge at the campus pool center
collapsed.
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47. L.P. revealed a virulent form
of bacterial meningitis.
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48. Great. You got it diagnosed.
You don't need me.
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49. 2,500 people at the pool center
were exposed.
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50. They're being bused
to all the neighboring hospitals.
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51. That's a problem with resources,
not diagnostics.
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52. I— I'd be completely lost,
get in everyone's way.
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53. Joe. Dr. House doesn't have
a blue slip.
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54. No one leaves the quarantine area
without a blue slip.
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55. You are a doctor at this hospital.
Act like one.
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56. And...
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57. take these.
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58. 102.
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59. You win a trip
to the second floor.
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60. Next.
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61. All right.
No fever. No rash.
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62. You're fine.
Take these two pills.
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63. And show this blue slip
to Security on your way out.
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64. Next.
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65. Take these. Go home.
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66. Talk to your daughter.
What?
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67. Your pants, your blouse, your scarf
are all freshly dry cleaned.
Everything except your jacket.
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68. It's got a smudge on it.
Probably two days old.
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the jacket had been worn.
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borrowing your clothes
without telling you.
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72. She probably wants to look older
to get into bars.
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75. So I have it?
Take the yellow form
to the second floor.
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76. You're gonna be fine.
I'm gonna die.
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77. It's treatable—
as long as you go to the second floor.
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79. Yow.
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80. Fever?
Does that mean I have it?
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81. Do you have a rash?
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82. Come on.
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83. It's from my new bathing suit.
I've had it a week.
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84. Yeah.
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85. Does your neck hurt?
If it does, you hit the trifecta.
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86. It's nothing.
I pulled it trying to do
a three-and-a-half tuck.
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87. Where are your parents?
We live in Chicago.
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88. I'm here with my coach.
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89. I wanted to see
what you were writing.
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90. Go like this.
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91. Ow.
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92. Go like this.
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93. Take these pills.
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94. Blue slip will
get you out of here.
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95. Next.
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96. You're coming with me.
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97. Proceed to the second floor
for further examination.
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98. You're gonna need a C.T. scan.
Second floor.
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99. Take the elevators,
follow the parade.
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101. Maybe it's something systemic.
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102. She's had the rash a week.
If it was this meningitis
she'd be dead by now.
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103. You guys figure
we're done down there?
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104. The 800 people milling around
are just waiting for the bathroom?
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105. Twelve-year-old female.
Fever, rash, neck pains.
Not meningitis.
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106. It's the definition
of meningitis.
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107. Sure. Pus in the spinal canal
makes it hurt to move your head
up and down,
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108. but her neck only hurts
moving side to side.
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109. - Oh, side to side.
- Doesn't fit.
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110. The three of you, lobby, now.
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111. Those little pills you're passing out
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112. aren't gonna do
Miss Louganis squat.
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113. You just don't want to deal
with the epidemic.
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114. That's right.
I'm subjecting a 12-year-old...
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115. to a battery of dangerous
and invasive tests
to avoid being bored.
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116. Okay, maybe I would do that.
But I'm not.
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117. If it turns out
she's got meningitis,
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118. you're right, you win;
but if we go back downstairs
and she dies—
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119. your face will be so red.
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120. You have one hour.
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121. Get a lumbar puncture.
Some brain infections can be
pretty clever at hide-and-seek.
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122. I'll get on her blood work.
No, you won't.
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123. You, sir, will research all the causes
in the universe of neck pain.
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124. - The list is, like, two miles long.
- Start with the letter "A".
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125. And put her on rifampin.
Rifampin is for meningitis.
You just said—
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127. It has happened.
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128. Brenda, I need a C.B.C. Chem 7
in 2046.
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129. Hold on.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
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130. Hey, there's a line here.
That's why I said excuse me.
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131. Brenda, I need a bed and a—
We all need stuff.
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132. Push me again.
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133. Brenda, I need a bed and a nurse
for a lumbar puncture.
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134. No beds, no nurses for at least four hours.
I've only got one.
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135. Your patient only has an hour to live
unless she gets a lumbar puncture?
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136. Cuddy only gave us an hour
to work on the patient.
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137. Back of the line.
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138. Do not leave the quarantine area
until you have been seen by a doctor.
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139. When you see a doctor,
you will receive a blue or yellow form—
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140. This novocaine will numb you
for the lumbar puncture.
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141. Sorry this has to be
so public, Mary.
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142. Normally I'm in a bathing suit
with 5,000 people staring at my butt.
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143. I can block this out.
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144. These kids are all very mature.
Travel around the country
from event to event.
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145. Okay, I want you to hold your knees
and tuck your head.
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146. - Like a dive?
- Exactly.
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147. Good. Great.
Don't forget to breathe.
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149. Sorry.
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150. Geez. Coach, help me out here.
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151. Play a little defense
before I poke the wrong thing.
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153. - Ow. I feel it. Ow. I feel it. I fee— Ow.
- Try to relax, Mary. Try to relax.
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154. Relax.
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155. What letter are you up to?
"A".
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156. Torture combing through
all that stuff, ain't it?
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157. - Real dull. Awful.
- It's no problem.
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158. Well, thank goodness.
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159. A lot of people would resent
having to do this.
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160. If you receive a blue form,
please exit the area.
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161. If you receive a yellow form,
please proceed to the second floor.
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162. Where's the 12-year-old girl
that was here?
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163. Needed the gurney.
She just had a lumbar puncture.
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164. She's not supposed to be moved.
Sorry. We needed the gurney.
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166. - Hey.
- You okay? How's your head feeling?
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167. She's got a headache
and she's dizzy.
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168. She shouldn't have been moved
after the procedure.
I'm sorry.
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169. I'm fine.
What did the test show?
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170. No meningitis and no other infections.
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171. But you're not carrying a blue form.
I have something else, don't I?
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172. Something's causing your symptoms.
We're gonna keep you here
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173. I know it's a little crazy in here,
but hopefully it'll settle down...
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174. and we'll be able
to get you a room.
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175. I'm sorry.
I'm not usually all emotional like this.
I just—
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Your folks land in a few hours.
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177. I just— I haven't slept.
I'm so tired.
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178. Oh, my God. My eye's bleeding.
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179. What is it?
What's happening?
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180. Oh, don't worry.
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181. The antibiotic we gave you
in case you had meningitis
can turn your tears reddish.
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182. That's not blood.
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183. But that—
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184. That's blood.
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185. That's going into my stomach?
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186. The lavage showed blood
in your G.I. tract.
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187. We need to find
where it's coming from.
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188. You won't feel it.
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189. I'm gonna numb the back of your throat,
and Dr. Foreman is gonna
give you a sedative. Open.
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190. - Ugh.
- Swallow.
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191. Now lay on your side for me.
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192. And... here we go.
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193. - Yell fire or something.
- People, this area is highly contagious.
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194. Please step back. Highly contagious.
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195. All right. Try to relax, Mary.
This shouldn't take too long.
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196. I don't see any tears or lesions.
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197. All right. I'm in the stomach.
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199. There was more than a tablespoon
of blood in the mouth,
so it's gotta be there.
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200. Maybe her small intestine.
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201. Thirty feet of digestive tract,
it could be anywhere in there.
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202. We're not gonna see it with this.
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203. Believe it or not, this is a camera.
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204. You swallow it,
and it goes all the way
through your system.
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205. The antennae pick up the signal
from the pill.
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206. Then we look at the video
of your intestines,
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207. see where the blood is coming from,
and fix it.
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208. All right? Water?
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209. Down the hatch.
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210. Think I've seen this movie.
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211. The ending's kind of dark.
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212. You want one?
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214. - He asked for help.
- Her blood pressure was high.
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219. Oh, yeah.
That's your money shot.
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220. I don't see anything.
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221. Really? "Ginormous" thing
on the right side of her intestine.
That doesn't intrigue you?
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222. Does "ginormous" mean really big,
or really, really small?
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223. - 'Cause I don't see anything.
- There? The Dieulafoy?
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the swollen blood vessel,
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225. but it still doesn't account
for her other symptoms.
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226. No, but it does tell us something.
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to intestinal intussusception.
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229. Precursor isn't causing
all her other symptoms.
What else?
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231. I hurt my leg. I have a note.
You had your hour—
three, actually.
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232. Dr. Chase, I told you to tell us
when our time was up.
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233. She has intestinal bleeding.
She'll wait.
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234. Two more buses just arrived.
We need you downstairs.
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235. No, you need more nurses,
but you cut back
on the nursing staff,
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236. so now you've got doctors doing
what nurses should be doing.
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237. That's true.
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238. I wonder if that has anything to do
with you costing us $100 million.
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239. Attention. If you do not have a blue form,
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240. you will not be allowed
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241. Go. Be free.
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242. If it's not the intussusception,
what about stomach cancer?
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243. Does she have any abdominal pain?
No.
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244. Then it's not stomach cancer.
Have you ruled out sepsis?
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245. The L.P. and blood smears
showed no signs of infection.
Here. Take these two pills and you can go.
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246. Well, the lab's working
at double their capacity.
Maybe someone screwed up.
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247. No fever, no neck pain.
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248. Take the elevator to the third floor—
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wrong form.
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249. - No fever, no neck pain. She's fine.
- Smell her hair. No chlorine.
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250. Which means she wasn't at the pool,
which means she's come
to a quarantined area...
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251. because she's an idiot or she's insane.
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252. No one is that stupid.
East wing, psych ward. Bye-bye.
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253. Neck pain could be a symptom
for bone cancer.
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254. You up to the B's? Well done.
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255. That would account for all her
meningeal symptoms— rash, fever.
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256. You're fine.
Take these two pills.
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257. Get a sample of her bone marrow.
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258. From here?
Break time.
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259. - I need more than 15 minutes.
- Use Chase's break too.
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260. Go.
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261. You should just fire Chase.
What, and miss out
on all this fun?
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262. So you're gonna
torture him for a while
and then fire him?
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263. That's cold.
You don't think he has it coming?
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264. Hey, I said fire him.
That's cold.
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265. All he did was save his job.
What?
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266. He completely screwed you over.
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267. Right rudder.
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268. Bank, bank, bank.
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269. Good coffee?
The rest of this hospital
is busting its tail and you're—
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270. - What are you doing?
- Trying to think of anything except
the produce department at Whole Foods.
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271. I am working. It got hot.
Stop acting like a 13-year-old.
Sorry.
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272. You just don't usually see breasts like that
on deans of medicine.
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273. Oh, women can't be
heads of hospitals?
Or just ugly ones?
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274. No, they can be babes.
It's just you don't usually see their fun bags.
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275. Your 3:00 interview
for Dr. Cameron's position
is in your office.
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276. Not interviewing today.
I don't know if you've heard,
but there's this big-time epidemic.
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277. Many sick people.
Puking in the hallways. It's crazy.
We can reschedule.
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278. No, you won't.
You will interview this person.
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279. And if he can put
two sentences together,
you will send him to the lobby...
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280. where he will do his job.
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281. Unlike the two of you.
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282. Come on. You know I can't do
a bone marrow aspiration
in the hallway.
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283. And I can't give you
a procedure room.
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284. I just need something at least
close to a sterile environment.
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285. I need ten more nurses.
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286. Brenda, listen. Listen.
She'll die.
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287. At least she'll have a bed then.
Put that over there.
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288. Are there dead people
in those cabinets?
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289. I hope that's who's in there.
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290. Just be calm. Relax.
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291. Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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293. Hang on.
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294. You know, I really admire the way
you don't care what anyone thinks.
You just do what you want, the way you want.
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295. So you went to Hopkins
for both undergrad
and med school?
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296. - That's right.
- He's in a band.
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297. - You're into music?
- Totally.
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298. What kind of music do you play?
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299. Mostly blues, you know,
James Cotton,
some original stuff.
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300. - Oh, dude, you are so hired.
- Really?
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301. - Not a chance.
- Why?
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302. Tattoo.
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303. Wow. I thought you'd be the last person
to have a problem with nonconformity.
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304. Nonconformity. Right.
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305. I can't remember the last time
I saw a 20-something kid with a tattoo
of an Asian letter on his wrist.
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306. You are one wicked freethinker.
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307. You want to be a rebel?
Stop being cool.
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308. Wear a pocket protector like he does,
and get a haircut,
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309. like the Asian kids who don't leave
the library for 20-hour stretches.
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310. They're the ones who don't care
what you think.
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311. Sayonara.
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312. So, should I go through all the rйsumйs
looking for Asian names?
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313. Actually, the Asian kids are probably
just responding to parental pressure,
but my point is still valid.
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314. So when do they think
you're getting out of here?
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315. They don't know.
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316. You don't look sick.
Better hope you're not.
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317. - This equipment looks
like it's 100 years old.
- Just got it out of storage.
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318. It is the previous generation,
but it works just fine.
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Could you guys give us a second?
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320. If it's good news, you can tell them.
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321. Okay. We're, uh, we're pretty sure
it's not cancer.
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322. - Hey, that's great.
- I'll call your parents.
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323. Well, we still can't release her.
We still don't know yet exactly
what's causing the—
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325. - What's wrong?
- She's having an absence seizure.
Mary? You okay?
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326. She looks fine.
I need some help over here.
Push two milligrams Ativan, stat.
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328. Absolutely.
She was totally unresponsive...
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329. and unaware of what was
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330. Do you mind?
We're trying to work.
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331. We should get back out there.
Cuddy's gonna be looking for us.
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332. Looking, but not finding.
Did you do an E.E.G.?
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333. Seizure frequency's increasing.
They— They're almost constant now.
Five in the last half hour.
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334. Which tells us—
It's definitely in her brain.
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335. - And it's getting worse.
- And?
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336. Good Lord.
Are you having a bowl movement
or a baby?
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337. Could be barbiturate withdrawal.
- No, it can't be drugs.
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338. She's tested at every meet she competes at.
A bleed in the brain
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339. Rat poison?
Could also cause the neck pain.
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340. You think she's eating off the floor
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341. Doesn't have to be.
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343. Well, let's see now.
There's the 18-year-old has-been that she
beat out to make the Nationals,
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344. the has-been's parents, jealous siblings,
sociopathic swim fan,
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345. and then there's just your plain old
garden variety whack job.
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347. - You know what a hemorrhoid is?
- No.
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348. Well, Google it.
And try some raisin bran
instead of the doughnuts.
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349. Do a C.T. scan.
Check for intracranial bleeding.
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350. Not a chance.
Radiology's totally swamped.
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351. If our patient's bleeding into her brain,
she's gonna be dead in eight hours.
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352. She could be, but a meningitis patient
will be without a C.T. scan.
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353. - When I was in med school,
I had this old professor—
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354. Before the C.T. scan was introduced,
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355. Hmm.
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356. Ancient, but if there's
enough bleeding it might work.
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357. Okay, do what the guy
who didn't specialize
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358. It was my idea.
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359. Nyah, nyah, nyah.
You've still gotta cover "Q" to "Z".
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360. Sorry I'm late.
I was taking a dump.
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361. I'm guessing I'm better off
interviewing right after
than right before.
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363. You actually speak four languages,
or are you just banking on never
being interviewed by anyone who does?
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364. It's true, and I can swear
in two more.
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366. Did you fall for him and can't handle it,
or was it the other way around?
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367. - Yes, well, pretty much
every fellowship ends that way.
- No, it was nothing like that.
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369. Is it true what they say about jewish foreplay?
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370. - Two hours of begging?
- I heard four.
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371. Well, actually, I'm only half Jewish.
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372. Look, I know you like
to play games with people.
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373. I know you like
to say outrageous things
and study how they react.
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374. What you should know about me
is that I grew up with four brothers.
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375. Keep your hands to yourself,
I'm okay with anything
that comes out of your mouth.
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376. Uh, well, that's, uh, great.
I think that's all we need.
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377. Thank you for coming by.
Thank you.
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378. - That's our Hitler!
- No way.
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379. Are you kidding?
Her background's perfect.
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380. She's smart, she can obviously deal
with your insanity—
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381. You see her shoes?
Her shoes?
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382. What, did your horoscope in Vogue
tell you to avoid women wearing green shoes?
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383. The eyes can mislead,
a smile can lie,
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384. but the shoes always tell the truth.
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385. - They were Prada.
Means she has good taste.
- They were not Prada.
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386. You wouldn't know Prada
if one stepped on your scrotum.
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387. Okay. Well, they were nice. Pointy.
Exactly.
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388. They were stylish,
and very painful to wear.
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389. Only an incredibly shallow,
insecure woman...
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390. would rather be in pain all day long
than wear a decent-looking,
comfortable shoe,
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391. and that's exactly the type
I don't need around here.
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392. No. Someone
who can handle a lot of pain...
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393. is exactly the type you do need.
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394. Excuse me.
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395. What are you doing?
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396. I'm "ultrasounding" your head.
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397. You're still having seizures.
This should help us
figure out what's going on.
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398. Blue form to the security guard.
You're not gonna be happy
with anyone.
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399. So what, your advice is...
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400. hire someone I'm not happy with
and be happy?
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401. No, my advice is much more subtle.
Stop being an ass.
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402. You always find some tiny little flaw
to push people away.
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403. Oh, now it's people.
I thought we were talking
about fellowship applicants.
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404. You have a history of this.
Well, when I do decide...
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405. to push you away, I hope there's
a small person kneeling behind you,
so you fall down and hurt your head.
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406. Take these.
There's water over there.
Blue form to the guard.
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407. And you're done.
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408. You had the perfect person,
and you blew it.
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409. You saw the shoes.
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410. I'm not talking about her.
You're talking about Cameron.
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411. I'm talking about every woman
you've ever given a damn about.
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412. Cameron is so not perfect.
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413. Well, nobody's perfect.
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414. Mother Teresa?
Dead.
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415. Angelina Jolie?
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416. No medical degree.
Now who's being picky?
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417. You're gonna wind up alone,
House.
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418. You were right.
There's a significant bleed
in her temporal lobe.
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419. But no poisons.
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420. Did tox screens on
her blood, urine, and hair.
Nothing. Did them twice.
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421. He's a little dehydrated.
Put him on a saline drip
and give him some orange juice.
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422. I need an operating room
and a neurosurgeon.
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423. Given the current crisis,
I'm tempted to say no,
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424. but since you've been
so sweet to me today—
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425. Our little mermaid is bleeding
into her temporal lobe.
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426. - How fast can you have her prepped?
- Twenty minutes.
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427. You'll have a surgeon in the room in ten.
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428. Mr. and Mrs. Carroll?
Are you Dr. House?
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429. - This is Dr. Foreman.
- Is Mary all right?
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430. The operation went well.
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431. The intracranial pressure's been relieved,
and the swelling's already
going down.
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432. Oh, thank God.
Well, what happened?
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433. I mean, did she bang her head
at a meet, or did she—
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434. - No, nothing like that.
- Then why is she bleeding?
Is she gonna be all right?
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435. I'm sorry.
We still don't know.
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436. No toxins, no tumor, no bone cancer.
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437. Renal failure could cause the rash,
fever, and muscle pain.
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438. Maybe it's some sort
of genetic kidney disorder.
No family history.
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439. - And no blood in her urine or uremia.
- Not yet.
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440. You want to do a differential based
on symptoms that might happen?
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441. - You got a better idea?
- Stop it.
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442. Stop looking for things we don't know
and focus on what we do know.
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443. What do we actually know,
besides what's up there?
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444. Come on.
How hard can it be
to tell me what you already know?
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445. - She's 12.
- She spends a lot of time in pools—
exposure to chemicals.
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446. - She travels a lot.
- But never out of the country.
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447. What else?
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448. Come on!
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449. We're gonna put you
right here.
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450. We're missing something.
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451. What?
Well, if I knew that,
it wouldn't be missing.
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452. Maybe she's adopted
and we've got the wrong history.
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453. No. She's got her mom's eyes
and a red patch of hair just like Dad.
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454. What about an allergic reaction?
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455. That could explain the rash and muscle pain,
but probably not the bleeding or seizures.
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456. That's a lot of balloons.
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457. - You think she's allergic to polyester?
- Not unless she's been competing
in the nude all these years.
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458. Then what are you thinking?
What do the balloons mean?
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459. What if the rash isn't a rash?
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460. What are you talking about?
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461. Who gave her the balloons?
Some of the girls
from her team.
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462. They've been visiting her pretty regularly,
but none of them are sick.
What about the guys?
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463. - None of them are sick either.
- Which guys visited her?
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464. Uh—
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465. Actually, none.
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466. She's cute. She's nice.
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467. She's a kick-ass diver.
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468. You'd think the guys would be
falling all over themselves
to get close to her.
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469. She's 12.
The youngest guy
on her team is 16.
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470. - Okay, so maybe they're
just not interested, or—
- They're avoiding her.
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471. There any cell fragments
in her blood smears?
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472. No. Red blood cells were intact.
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473. Check 'em again.
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474. Blood looks like it's been
put through the blender now.
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475. You done yet?
You were right.
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476. The rash wasn't a rash.
She's bleeding into her skin.
It's purpura.
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477. Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura?
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478. Starts with "T".
You were so close.
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479. What could have set it off?
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480. She had no traces of E. coli in her cultures.
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481. She's obviously not menopausal,
so no estrogen.
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482. There is one other possible cause.
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483. Oh, God.
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484. Pregnancy causes...
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485. all kinds of chemical
and biological changes...
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486. in a woman's body—
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487. or a girl's body,
as the case may be.
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488. In extremely rare cases,
everything goes haywire.
It's called T.T.P.
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489. Blood starts clotting like crazy
and clogs the vessels
in your brain and kidneys.
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490. Red blood cells end up getting shredded
as they squeeze past the clot,
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491. like a fat guy in a crowded bar.
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492. I'm sure you know what that's like.
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493. I mean, you're only 12,
but you're all grown up, right?
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494. Travel on your own,
hang out in hotel rooms...
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495. getting room service
with your teammates.
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496. Maybe someone sneaks in a couple of beers.
You start playing spin the bottle.
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497. Next thing you know you're
waking up with nothing on but your socks.
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498. It wasn't like that.
Of course not.
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499. - You wanted it.
- Yeah. I did.
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500. He turned out to be a jerk, but—
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501. Actually, under New Jersey law,
the term is felon.
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502. I knew what I was doing.
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503. We're gonna have to do something
called plasmapheresis.
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504. Cleans the antibodies
from your blood.
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505. We're also gonna have
to terminate the pregnancy.
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506. You gonna tell my parents?
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507. Someone should.
Rock, paper, scissors?
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508. They don't need to know.
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509. I'll be all right.
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510. Of course you will.
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511. I mean, if you're old enough
to bleed out of your vagina,
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512. then obviously you're mature enough...
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513. to handle a simple thing like an abortion
without Mommy and Daddy's help.
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514. You gonna tell my parents?
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515. Under New Jersey law,
you're the boss.
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516. Your daughter has T.T.P.
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517. Don't worry. It's curable.
She'll be fine.
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518. Well, wait.
I mean, what does T.T.P.
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519. Some really big words
that you've never heard before...
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520. and, when we're done,
will never hear again.
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521. Have a nice day.
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522. - Well, when can we take her home?
- Uh, in a few days.
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523. She needs some minor surgery
to remove the underlying cause...
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524. before we can do the...
another really big word.
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525. What's the underlying cause?
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526. - She has an abnormal growth
in her abdomen.
- What kind of surgery?
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527. It's—
It's very simple.
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528. We do it here all the time.
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529. - Could you be a little more specific?
- Actually, no.
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530. I'm sorry.
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531. We're almost done.
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532. Hang in there.
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533. You're doing good.
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534. Feeling okay?
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535. Yeah.
You should be.
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536. - Your platelets count's up.
- How's your neck?
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537. Looks good.
Anything else we can get you?
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538. No, thanks.
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539. Okay.
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540. Yeah.
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541. Can I see my mom and dad?
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542. Plasmapheresis is working.
She's gonna be fine.
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543. I know.
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544. Hi.
I've got these.
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545. I can't even tell you
how much I appreciate...
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546. the opportunity to meet with you.
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547. - The moment I heard
you had another fellowship opening, I—
- There is no opening.
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548. House.
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549. - You have to hire someone.
- I know.
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550. Position's been filled.
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551. - Why am I interviewing for a position
that's already been filled?
- Exactly.
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552. I called to confirm the interview
this morning.
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553. You figure if you keep arguing,
I'm gonna cave,
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554. admit it's all a lie and hire you?
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555. Do you need your parking validated?
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556. I don't wanna interview anyone else.
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557. You're interviewing?
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558. I thought you'd just have them
send a head shot
along with their C.V.
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559. Ha.
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560. That's good,
and why I need you around—
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561. to keep me in my place.
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562. I can't come back.
I told you that.
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563. - Wasn't listening.
- Right.
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564. You want me to listen to you more?
I can do that.
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565. Right.
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566. I already accepted a position
somewhere else.
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567. - With who?
- Yeuell— at jefferson.
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568. - Unaccept it.
- Why?
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569. Because Yeuell is boring.
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570. He's pedantic and preachy.
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571. Because he's short.
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572. Because I want you to come back.
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573. Not good enough.
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574. Want more money?
A car allowance?
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575. Better parking space?
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576. Dinner.
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577. And not just a meal
between two colleagues.
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578. A date.
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579. You'll come back to work...
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580. if I go out on a date with you?
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581. Yes.
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582. Okay.
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583. It's a deal.
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584. See you tomorrow morning.
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585. Don't be late.
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586. I won't.
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