1. Where are those projections?Copy !req
2. 3, 6, and 9 are in your folders.Copy !req
3. - Can I have some more...
- Tea's at your seat.Copy !req
4. - Excellent.
- Hello?Copy !req
5. Oh, hold on.Copy !req
6. Ben Federman again.
Another pre-call.Copy !req
7. We did the pre-call.
This is the post-pre-call-call?Copy !req
8. The Board's gonna want some specifics for the push into the Asian market.Copy !req
9. Ben, there are no specifics about Asia.Copy !req
10. We came up with that as a Hail Mary at three in the morning to placate the board about International!Copy !req
11. Carly, I'm just giving you a heads-up about Asia.Copy !req
12. There is no Asia.Copy !req
13. Let's talk about Asia.Copy !req
14. We're in the preliminary stages of forming a strategic alliance with Credit Lyonnais.Copy !req
15. Within three months you won't be able to walk four feet in Kyung Hong, South Korea,Copy !req
16. without seeing one of our beautiful models
smiling at you from billboards and
drugstore windows inviting you in.Copy !req
17. That's incredible news, Carly.Copy !req
18. We'd hoped to hear something about Asia,Copy !req
19. but had no idea plans were so far along.Copy !req
20. Well, you know Asia.
Nothing's done until it's done.Copy !req
21. Carly, I was wondering, could you walk us through what you were thinking for other Asian territories?Copy !req
22. Absolutely. India has over half a billion women.Copy !req
23. In terms of spending power it's the single largest potential market in the world.Copy !req
24. Um, we have retained a local firm to ensure that cultural differences are respected, um,Copy !req
25. however, I can't go into the specifics of my plan with you until tomorrow;Copy !req
26. right now I have a meeting and I need the room.Copy !req
27. We were just getting started.Copy !req
28. I know, and I do apologize.Copy !req
29. It's last minute, but the meeting is with three State Department officials to smooth the way for China.Copy !req
30. China? This is just incredible.Copy !req
31. We'll be in touch.Copy !req
32. Thank you.Copy !req
33. What is it?Copy !req
34. I need a doctor. I can't move my leg!Copy !req
35. 1X14: CONTROLCopy !req
36. Original Airdate on FOX: March 15, 2005Copy !req
37. 32-year-old female, paralysis and severe pain in her right quad. Go.Copy !req
38. How'd she get to you?Copy !req
39. Who da man? I da man.
I always suspected.Copy !req
40. Dr. House, I know
the chances are very slim, butCopy !req
41. I'm sure you recognize that
she may have what you had:
a clot in her thigh.Copy !req
42. A bit of a long shot.Copy !req
43. What about a disc herniation?Copy !req
44. I don't know, Eric.Copy !req
45. If her disc were herniated, she'd present with pain elsewhere, wouldn't she?Copy !req
46. Yeah, I suppose.Copy !req
47. You're right, a clot's also the most deadly, right, Robert?Copy !req
48. True. The clot breaks off,
she could stroke and die.Copy !req
49. Dr. House, I believe that they're right, and...Copy !req
50. Stop talking.Copy !req
51. What?Copy !req
52. You read one of those negotiating books, didn't you?Copy !req
53. "Getting to Yes: Fifty Ways to Win an Argument."Copy !req
54. "The Hitchhiker's Guide to Being a Pal."Copy !req
55. In five seconds
you just manipulated these two
into agreeing with your point of view.Copy !req
56. Fellas, this is known as
"soft positional bargaining."Copy !req
57. It's not gonna work.Copy !req
58. Dr. House, are you saying that
she doesn't have a clotCopy !req
59. or are you saying that if she does have a clot she doesn't need blood thinners and an angiogram?Copy !req
60. Chase, put her on blood thinners, do an angiogram.Copy !req
61. When that comes back negative, MRI the spine.Copy !req
62. If that's clean, cut her open and biopsy the leg.Copy !req
63. Excellent suggestion.Copy !req
64. Read less, more TV.Copy !req
65. It's rare for an individual to make a donation
significant enough to impact an organization
as large and unwieldy as a hospital.Copy !req
66. This donation does come with one string:Copy !req
67. that he be made Chairman of the Board.Copy !req
68. I think that's a reasonable request.Copy !req
69. I think he should have the right to know
what it is we do with his $100 million.Copy !req
70. Please welcome our new Chairman of the Board,
Edward Vogler.Copy !req
71. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
72. When I was eighteen,
my dad loaned me $20, 000 for a college tuitionCopy !req
73. which he would have known was a mistake had he known that I wasn't actually in college.Copy !req
74. I took his money and invested
in a friend who had a little business,Copy !req
75. and when my dad found out
what I had done with his money,Copy !req
76. he and I didn't talk much after that.Copy !req
77. But my friend's business took off,Copy !req
78. and I used the profits from that
to buy another company,Copy !req
79. and another, and I must have been pretty good at it, had a good eye,Copy !req
80. because before I knew it
people were making offers for my company.Copy !req
81. And, uh, about a year ago
I went public and overnight
I was worth a billion dollars.Copy !req
82. So I went to see my dad.Copy !req
83. I'll admit, I wanted a little payback, you know,
kind of shove the wind in his face,Copy !req
84. so I went upstate and sat in the kitchen
I grew up in and, uh, he had no reaction.Copy !req
85. It wasn't his fault,
he didn't even know who I was.Copy !req
86. Because his Alzheimer's had taken a turn for the worse,Copy !req
87. despite the best drugs and care out there,
and that is why I'm here.Copy !req
88. What if my contribution to this hospital is
the difference between no cure and a cure for cancer?Copy !req
89. The difference between a man
not recognizing his wife of 35 years
and being able to look at her and say,Copy !req
90. "Good morning, honey. I love you."Copy !req
91. If there's a disease out there killing people,
I am writing you a blank check to fight back.Copy !req
92. So, things are going to change, a lot.Copy !req
93. I'm gonna have to ask you for the cell phone?Copy !req
94. Do what you need to do, I'm okay.Copy !req
95. Pretty sure my x-ray machine can take your phone in a fight.Copy !req
96. It'll fry it.Copy !req
97. Fine.Copy !req
98. How old is she?Copy !req
99. 32.Copy !req
100. Wow. She's already the CEO of a public company.Copy !req
101. She's a workaholic.Copy !req
102. Okay Carly, hold still.
The x-ray machine is gonna pass over your leg.Copy !req
103. Okay.Copy !req
104. What'd you do with your time off?Copy !req
105. Snowboarding in Stadt.Copy !req
106. Switzerland!Copy !req
107. Do you ski or board? You can come with, if you like.Copy !req
108. Maybe we should start with a drink before we go 'round the world.Copy !req
109. Oh, you want to have a drink with me?Copy !req
110. Oooh, very aggressive! I like that.Copy !req
111. I want to run this place like a business.Copy !req
112. What, you want to put more vending machines in the hallway?Copy !req
113. Maybe a roulette wheel?Copy !req
114. Nice one. But I'm serious.Copy !req
115. The product that you're selling is good health,
it shouldn't be a tough sell.Copy !req
116. You don't want to sell, it means
people don't care about your product.Copy !req
117. You care if people are healthy,
or are you too proud for that?Copy !req
118. Who's that?Copy !req
119. That's, uh, just one of our doctors.Copy !req
120. Aren't doctors supposed to wear lab coats.Copy !req
121. He's... different.Copy !req
122. Everyone's buddy.Copy !req
123. No, not exactly.Copy !req
124. Then why does he get away with it?Copy !req
125. It's just a coat. He's very good.Copy !req
126. Hmm.Copy !req
127. Say "ah".Copy !req
128. Ah.Copy !req
129. No, really belt it out, like you're gonna throw up.Copy !req
130. Ah!Copy !req
131. Perfect. Okay, that's it.Copy !req
132. We should know in a couple of days what's growing in your son's throat.Copy !req
133. Hello?Copy !req
134. He can't talk.Copy !req
135. Excuse me?Copy !req
136. He had knee surgery.Copy !req
137. Right...Copy !req
138. About a year ago,
and then he couldn't talk.Copy !req
139. Right, yeah, well, that happens.
You know, it's...Copy !req
140. it's very dangerous operating
so close to the vocal chords.Copy !req
141. Okay, well, we'll send your kid's culture to the lab and somebody will call you.Copy !req
142. - BOO!
- AAH!Copy !req
143. Just wanted to see if your dad, uh, sorry.Copy !req
144. I need you to wear your lab coat.Copy !req
145. I need two days of outrageous sex
with someone obscenely younger than you.Copy !req
146. Like half your age.Copy !req
147. Wear the coat.Copy !req
148. Man oh man. Someone got spanked real good this morning.Copy !req
149. Guy gives $100 million to cure cancer,Copy !req
150. pretty small concession to wear a lab coat.Copy !req
151. Cure cancer.Copy !req
152. Is the hospital getting out of
the dull business of treating patients?Copy !req
153. You know that's not what he's doing.Copy !req
154. I know exactly what he's doing.Copy !req
155. He's using us to run clinical trials.Copy !req
156. Oh, shame on him!
Saving lives like that!Copy !req
157. It's unethical.Copy !req
158. Oh, are you coming in, too?
I thought I had you convinced.Copy !req
159. Clinical trials save thousands of lives.Copy !req
160. He's using patients as guinea pigs.Copy !req
161. Pharmaceutical companies do that every day.Copy !req
162. Are we a pharmaceutical company?Copy !req
163. We're gonna wind up pressuring desperate patients
into choices that are bad for them, good for us.Copy !req
164. You're gonna compromise patient care.Copy !req
165. Who the hell am I talking to?Copy !req
166. Suddenly ethical lapses are a major concern for you?Copy !req
167. What's interesting is it suddenly doesn't bother you.Copy !req
168. So, if you ignore ethics to save one person it's admirable,Copy !req
169. but if you do it to save a thousand you're a bastard.Copy !req
170. All he's done is taken your game and gone pro.Copy !req
171. He's not going to kill a few patients.Copy !req
172. He's going to kill this hospital.Copy !req
173. It took him three seconds to size you up,
and surprise? He doesn't like you.Copy !req
174. Wear the damn coat.Copy !req
175. Hello. I'm Dr. Foreman,
I work with Dr. House.Copy !req
176. Our initial tests say you're fine.Copy !req
177. We think you may have had a clot
but it resolved on its own,Copy !req
178. so we're gonna keep you overnight to be safe
and you can go back home tomorrow.Copy !req
179. Or, back to work.Copy !req
180. Hey, you okay.Copy !req
181. Get in here!Copy !req
182. I need a line in her,
IV morphine, stat!Copy !req
183. Get any read on the new Chairman of the Board?Copy !req
184. Yeah, he took your parking space.Copy !req
185. It's not necessarily bad news.Copy !req
186. Do you ever watch "Gilligan's Island" reruns and really, really think they're gonna get off the island this time?Copy !req
187. We should introduce ourselves.
It couldn't hurt.Copy !req
188. Make him a bundt cake.Copy !req
189. Patient hit a ten on the pain scale.Copy !req
190. What would explain that?Copy !req
191. There was no clot in her leg,
the angio was totally clean.Copy !req
192. What about the muscle biopsy?Copy !req
193. No neurogenic or myopathic abnormalities.Copy !req
194. She's also negative for trichinosis,
no toxoplasmosis or polyarteritis nodosa.Copy !req
195. Robert, what was her sedimentation rate?Copy !req
196. Normal, Allison, therefore no inflammation,
no immunologic response.Copy !req
197. Do you mind sharing that number with me?Copy !req
198. Fifteen, Allison.Copy !req
199. Are you mocking me?Copy !req
200. Duh, Allison.Copy !req
201. I'm just suggesting we look outside the box.Copy !req
202. What if her sed rate is elevated?Copy !req
203. Well, let's go further outside the box.
Let's say the angio revealed a clot,Copy !req
204. and let's say we treated that clot,
and now she's all better,Copy !req
205. and personally thanked me by performing...Copy !req
206. My Aunt Elisa lives in Philiadelphia.Copy !req
207. Oh, it's storytime!
Let me get my baba.Copy !req
208. Her normal temperature is 96.2, not 98.6 like you and me.Copy !req
209. If her temperature were 98.6, she'd have a fever.Copy !req
210. I'm just wondering if you think we could apply
the same logic to Carly's sed rate.Copy !req
211. That's absurd.Copy !req
212. I love it.Copy !req
213. If 15 is high for Carly,
then she has inflammation.Copy !req
214. Which could, in turn, mean cancer.Copy !req
215. I'll talk to Wilson.Copy !req
216. Next time, skip Aunt Elisa.Copy !req
217. You're probably talking about a primary bone cancer.Copy !req
218. Can be tricky to detect,
you'll need a bone scan...Copy !req
219. That's why I'm talking to an oncologist.Copy !req
220. Sure, I've nothing better to do besides departmental meetings and budget reports...Copy !req
221. new Chairman of the Board, you know.Copy !req
222. Oh! I hadn't heard.Copy !req
223. Right. Clinical trials...Copy !req
224. Completely unethical.Copy !req
225. And a very bad omen for you.Copy !req
226. There's not much money in curing African sleeping sickness.Copy !req
227. No, I have seen every scary movie ever made.Copy !req
228. Six-year-old twins in front of an elevator of blood, boys' choirs: those are bad omens.Copy !req
229. This is much more mundane:
a billionaire wants to get laid.Copy !req
230. Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid.Copy !req
231. They buy hospitals to get respect.Copy !req
232. And the reason you want respect?Copy !req
233. To... get laid.Copy !req
234. Okay then. You've just gotta think like a billionaire.Copy !req
235. Let's see, big scary changes, and then,Copy !req
236. "Oh, Dr. Cameron, we should have dinner to discuss your future on my G-5 private jet."Copy !req
237. Oh, come on. You know how good you have it here.Copy !req
238. Yes, I'm the big poobah,
the big cheese, the go-to guy.Copy !req
239. You do the cases you want to do,
when you want to do them.
You're not going to get that anywhere else.Copy !req
240. Relax, I've been through three regime changes in this hospital. Every time, same story.Copy !req
241. Just keep your head down,
that's all I'm saying. And put on your coat.Copy !req
242. It itches.Copy !req
243. So, are you going to do this bone scan for me or what?Copy !req
244. Yes.Copy !req
245. Dr. Simpson!
Did you hear? New management.Copy !req
246. I'm thinking about switching to orthopedics.Copy !req
247. How much do you guys get for massage now,
without the happy ending?Copy !req
248. Dr. House, what do you want?Copy !req
249. You remember a guy named Van Der Meer?Copy !req
250. Not a big talker. You fixed his ACL.Copy !req
251. Well, not according to my medical malpractice premiums.Copy !req
252. Didn't get hypertensive during surgery?Copy !req
253. No strokes? Maybe some connectivity loss?Copy !req
254. What, you're going to get involved now?Copy !req
255. I'm not involved.
Guy brought his son into the clinic.Copy !req
256. I didn't touch the son.Copy !req
257. I'm not taking any responsibility there.Copy !req
258. The son's fine.
Can't shut him up.Copy !req
259. The dad show any signs of cortical disease? Wernicke's?Copy !req
260. No. Nothing.Copy !req
261. And that's why we settled;
because we couldn't find anything.Copy !req
262. The guy got over a million dollars,
don't tell me he's complaining.Copy !req
263. He's not saying "boo".Copy !req
264. Your father wants to know
when you'll be back from your trip.Copy !req
265. Email back.
"It's taking longer than I thought."Copy !req
266. He doesn't need to see me like this.Copy !req
267. What about your brother?Copy !req
268. No.Copy !req
269. Hello. I'm Dr. Wilson. I was...Copy !req
270. Robin, I'm going to need a minute.Copy !req
271. Oh.Copy !req
272. Thank you.Copy !req
273. There are two Dr. Wilsons in the hospital.Copy !req
274. One in ophthalmology and one in cancer.Copy !req
275. My eyes are fine, so I'm guessing
you're here to tell me I have cancer.Copy !req
276. There's no cancer in your bone.Copy !req
277. You're not smiling.Copy !req
278. There's something called referred pain.Copy !req
279. You could have cancer in one part of your body that presents in another.Copy !req
280. Given your age and your family history,
I'm thinking your colon.Copy !req
281. Great.Copy !req
282. I was at Columbia when my mom died.Copy !req
283. Now there's a blast. Cleaning up her vomit and running to my econ final.Copy !req
284. Look, if I'm a short-timer give me drugs,
I'll go back to work, I'll die there.Copy !req
285. Whoa. There's a quick test to see
if you even have it, a colonoscopy.Copy !req
286. I know how you do that test.Copy !req
287. If you have colon cancer,
we can treat it, it's early.Copy !req
288. That's what they told my mom.
She was dead six months later.Copy !req
289. You're a smart person about to make a very bad decision.Copy !req
290. You know, cancer treatment's come a long way
in twelve years, but if you don't do this now...Copy !req
291. I don't want to be looked at!Copy !req
292. There is another way.
We could do a virtual colonoscopy.Copy !req
293. Basically, we do a CT scan of your colon.Copy !req
294. It's non-evasive,
but it's very expensive.Copy !req
295. I assume that's not a problem.Copy !req
296. Say yes.Copy !req
297. Mr. Van Der Meer.Copy !req
298. What?Copy !req
299. Relax, Ricky's going to be just "finkf".Copy !req
300. Strep throat, here's a prescription for an antibiotic.
He should be all better in a few days. Although,Copy !req
301. this might sting a little.Copy !req
302. I want to see you again real soon.Copy !req
303. Virtual colonoscopy was clean.
No colon cancer.Copy !req
304. What happened to a regular old-fashioned colonoscopy?Copy !req
305. She was uncomfortable doing any more tests!
I had to convince her to do that one!Copy !req
306. Do you get that often?Copy !req
307. Women would rather die than get naked with you?Copy !req
308. She's scared.Copy !req
309. But not of tests.
Just embarrassing ones.Copy !req
310. Yeah.Copy !req
311. It's not an inflammatory process,
it's not a clot because Chase's angio says so,Copy !req
312. and it's not cancer because her toosh is perfect.Copy !req
313. Anybody else got an Aunt Elisa with weird stuff?Copy !req
314. Maybe it's worth looking into...Copy !req
315. I thought you said Carly's angio was clean.Copy !req
316. It was clean.Copy !req
317. You guys see the problem here?Copy !req
318. There's no indication of any abnormalities.Copy !req
319. No lesions, no spurs, no masses...Copy !req
320. Her toes are screwed up.
They're backwards.Copy !req
321. Do you guys know how much surgery it's going to take to swap them back?Copy !req
322. What are you talking about?Copy !req
323. Either she literally has two left feet or you angio-ed the wrong leg.Copy !req
324. That's impossible. It can't be the wrong...Copy !req
325. Or maybe it was Jenny!Copy !req
326. How come some resident signed this radiology report?Copy !req
327. Were you even in the room?Copy !req
328. - I'll redo her angio straight away...
- You'll do nothing!Copy !req
329. Foreman, you do the angiogram.Copy !req
330. I can't believe I did that.Copy !req
331. Why do we have to redo the angiogram?Copy !req
332. There was a shadow on the first test result.Copy !req
333. A shadow?Copy !req
334. A shadow means there could be a blood clot, right?Copy !req
335. I read Colin's current therapy.Copy !req
336. Real page turner.
No, it's not that kind of shadow.Copy !req
337. My chest hurts.Copy !req
338. It's from the tracer I injected.Copy !req
339. Might also get a little nauseous,
or have a metallic taste, all normal.Copy !req
340. I'm a runner.
I shouldn't feel like this.Copy !req
341. Carly, I'm looking at your vitals right now, and...Copy !req
342. I can't breathe.Copy !req
343. Carly?Copy !req
344. My chest...Copy !req
345. My chest.Copy !req
346. Respiratory arrest, call the code.Copy !req
347. What've you got?Copy !req
348. She's drowning.Copy !req
349. Foreman did a thoracentesis to drain the fluid from her lungs.Copy !req
350. She's stable. They sent the fluid to the lab, it'll be back in a few hours.Copy !req
351. You'll be happy to know that Chase's mistake didn't cost her.Copy !req
352. Angio revealed no clot.Copy !req
353. I'm thrilled.Copy !req
354. Okay, see, now you're just being stubborn.Copy !req
355. It's cold, perfectly good excuse to wear your lab coat.Copy !req
356. Carly needs a heart transplant.Copy !req
357. Thoracentesis revealed a transudate?Copy !req
358. Haven't gotten it back yet.Copy !req
359. Her MUGA scan, what was the ejection fracture?
Maybe you could treat it, surgically.Copy !req
360. Haven't done the MUGA.Copy !req
361. How do you know she needs a heart transplant?Copy !req
362. I got my aura read today.Copy !req
363. It said someone close to me had a broken heart.Copy !req
364. Since when do I need the secret pass code to talk to you?Copy !req
365. I can't tell you anything.
Professional responsibility.Copy !req
366. Like that matters to you.Copy !req
367. Not my professional responsibility, yours.Copy !req
368. New regime, you gotta keep your head down, too.Copy !req
369. Now, that's good thinking,
because I was going to go right to Cuddy and
rat you out as soon as you were done talking.Copy !req
370. I'm not saying you want to,
I'm saying you'd be obligated to.Copy !req
371. Because of my position on the Board?Copy !req
372. Because of my position on the transplant committee?Copy !req
373. Hey, you brought this up for a reason.
You need to talk to me.Copy !req
374. I can't.Copy !req
375. You sure you're doing the right thing?Copy !req
376. I've come up with a few really great rationalizations.Copy !req
377. Sorry to interrupt.
We have a problem.Copy !req
378. Thoracentesis revealed a transudate.Copy !req
379. We did an echo.
She's in severe congestive heart failure.Copy !req
380. She needs a heart transplant.Copy !req
381. We'll get her on the list immediately...Copy !req
382. She's already on the list.Copy !req
383. Come in.Copy !req
384. Thanks.Copy !req
385. What is a "Department of Diagnostic Medicine"?Copy !req
386. That's Dr. House's department.Copy !req
387. They deal with cases that other doctors can't figure out.Copy !req
388. It's a financial black hole.Copy !req
389. Department costs us $3 million a year, treat one patient a week.Copy !req
390. He saves one patient per week.Copy !req
391. What about everyone else?Copy !req
392. His department's not going to find the cure for breast cancer.Copy !req
393. Uh, maybe not, but...Copy !req
394. Are you sleeping with House?Copy !req
395. What? No.Copy !req
396. But you did, right?
A long time ago?Copy !req
397. That's an incredibly inappropriate question.Copy !req
398. If your judgment is compromised by prior or current relationship, that is my business.Copy !req
399. I respect him, that is all you need to know.Copy !req
400. He's still not wearing a coat.Copy !req
401. Well, I told him...Copy !req
402. I'm sure you did.
And yet, he's not wearing it.Copy !req
403. I'm just wondering if that's a reflection on him, or on you.Copy !req
404. You're Dr. House.Copy !req
405. I found a picture of you online at a conference...Copy !req
406. You need a heart transplant.Copy !req
407. I run, I work out, I...Copy !req
408. You cut yourself.Copy !req
409. Probably highly ritualized.Copy !req
410. You play the same Sarah MacLaughlin song
over and over while you do it,
probably works better than anti-depressants.Copy !req
411. I don't understand how that has to...Copy !req
412. You're a high-powered bulimic.Copy !req
413. You make yourself throw up.Copy !req
414. You have to find the most efficient way to vomitCopy !req
415. without revealing the tell-tale signs of bulimia,
which is all, eugh. Very unseemly, for a CEO.Copy !req
416. So, you found a common antidote for accidental poisoning to do the job: ipecac.Copy !req
417. Which is great, if your kid's just swallowed a bottle of aspirin, but really, really bad if it's a habit.Copy !req
418. It causes muscle damage.Copy !req
419. It caused the pain in your leg.Copy !req
420. And it destroyed your heart.Copy !req
421. How often do you do it?Copy !req
422. Three times a week.Copy !req
423. In about an hour, there's going to be an emergency meeting of the transplant committee to discussCopy !req
424. where you fall on the list should a new heart become available.Copy !req
425. Problem is, I am required to tell
the committee of your bulimia,
it's a major psychiatric condition.Copy !req
426. Ranks right up there with suicidal, makes you a very bad risk.Copy !req
427. So you're here to tell me
I have just a few hours to live?Copy !req
428. Unless I lie to the committee.Copy !req
429. But if they find out, I lose my medical license.Copy !req
430. This would be a very good time to offer me a bribe.Copy !req
431. How much is your life worth,
how much is my job worth...Copy !req
432. Why are you here doing this to me?Copy !req
433. What do you want?Copy !req
434. I want to know what's right.Copy !req
435. Am I worth it?Copy !req
436. You think I'm pathetic.Copy !req
437. Has a good job, everything in the world,
but she just doesn't like the way that she looks...Copy !req
438. Oh, stop hiding!Copy !req
439. I'm asking you if you want to live or die,
you can't even say that!Copy !req
440. What do you want me to do? Cry?Copy !req
441. Yes! I want you to tell me that
your life is important to you,
because I don't know!Copy !req
442. Because that's what's on the table right now:Copy !req
443. your life.Copy !req
444. I don't want to die. I don't.Copy !req
445. This 32-year-old female was admitted by my staff
because of paralysis and pain in her right thigh.Copy !req
446. Patient rapidly deteriorated and now has severe congestive heart failure.Copy !req
447. Pressers and vasodilators have not improved her conditions whatsoever.Copy !req
448. Pulmonary function tests show
an FVC of over 3 liters
with EDD-1 of at least 90% of predicted.Copy !req
449. And preserved FEB/FEC ratio and preserved DLCO as well.Copy !req
450. Her MUGA had an ejection fraction of 19%
with no focal wall or motion abnormalities.Copy !req
451. Heart catheterization revealed
clean left, right and circumflex arteries,Copy !req
452. and subsequent biopsy revealed irreversible cardial myopathy.Copy !req
453. Which is why we're here.Copy !req
454. Uh, Dr. House, I'm confused
by your time and date stamps.Copy !req
455. It appears that you put Carly
on the transplant list before you did these tests.Copy !req
456. I had a hunch.Copy !req
457. You don't have hunches. You know.Copy !req
458. Look, if the tests had come back differently,
obviously I would have taken her off the lists,
but on the long shot...Copy !req
459. On the long shot I was right,
I didn't want to waste time.Copy !req
460. Is there any exclusion criteria we should know about?Copy !req
461. CAT scan revealed no tumors and
Dr. Wilson found no trace of cancer.Copy !req
462. What about any other criteria?Copy !req
463. No atherosclerotic vascular disease...Copy !req
464. Are there any...Copy !req
465. No pneumonia, no bacteriemia,
no Hep-B or C or any other letters.Copy !req
466. Substance abuse? Any history of...Copy !req
467. No alcohol, no drugs.Copy !req
468. Any psychiatric conditions, history of depression...Copy !req
469. She's a little blue, but turns out she needs a heart transplant.Copy !req
470. Dr. House, if you subvert or mislead this committee,
you will be subject to disciplinary action.Copy !req
471. Dr. Cuddy, do you have any reason to think that I would lie?Copy !req
472. I simply want you to answer the question!Copy !req
473. Is there anything on the recipient
exclusion criteria that would disqualify
your patient from getting a heart?Copy !req
474. No.Copy !req
475. Beautiful organ donor weather.Copy !req
476. You lied, didn't you?Copy !req
477. I never lie.Copy !req
478. Big mistake.Copy !req
479. Then you should have voted
against putting her on the list.Copy !req
480. You're my friend.Copy !req
481. Oh, jeez. Have some backbone.Copy !req
482. If you think I'm wrong, do something.Copy !req
483. Wait, you're getting mad at me
for sticking up for you?Copy !req
484. You value our friendship more than your ethical responsibilities.Copy !req
485. Our friendship is an ethical responsibility.Copy !req
486. What is it?Copy !req
487. My patient's getting a heart.Copy !req
488. He's not gonna fire you.Copy !req
489. I'd fire you. Bye bye.Copy !req
490. If I screw up, the patient dies,
I'll never get another job.Copy !req
491. So go stick your head between your legs
and lick your wounds in Stadt.Copy !req
492. Well, I like it here.Copy !req
493. You guys don't think it's weird House knew
the patient needed a heart transplant
before we did any heart tests?Copy !req
494. That's House. He knows things.Copy !req
495. But usually, he's putting it in our face,
telling us how cleverly he figured it out.Copy !req
496. This time, nothing.
Just "I had a hunch".Copy !req
497. It is weird.Copy !req
498. Okay, ready for the donor heart.Copy !req
499. They just stopped Carly's heart.
And your dumb patient...Copy !req
500. They're all? oh, the guy who can't talk.Copy !req
501. Mr. Van Der Meer, he scheduled an appointment to see you.Copy !req
502. Oooh, goody.Copy !req
503. I wanted you to know Chase is worried you're going to fire him.Copy !req
504. It's bad enough that screw-ups cost lives.Copy !req
505. Now we've got Vogler, screw-ups cost jobs.Copy !req
506. I want Chase scared.Copy !req
507. I want him doing everything he can to protect his job.Copy !req
508. Dr. House, if you were in his position
wouldn't you be more likely to perform well
if you were reassured and...Copy !req
509. Oh, will you stop it with the book!Copy !req
510. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
511. I'm not doing anything.Copy !req
512. You're manipulating everyone.Copy !req
513. People... dismiss me.Copy !req
514. Because I'm a woman, because I'm pretty,
because I'm not aggressive.Copy !req
515. My opinions shouldn't be rejected
just because people don't like me.Copy !req
516. They like you.
Everyone likes you.Copy !req
517. Do you?Copy !req
518. I have to know.Copy !req
519. No.Copy !req
520. Okay.Copy !req
521. 5 hours, 23 minutes, that's fast.Copy !req
522. Is that good or bad?Copy !req
523. It depends. Either surgery went really well,
or it ended really abruptly.Copy !req
524. Textbook. She'll outlive us all.Copy !req
525. Thank you.Copy !req
526. So, sing for me.Copy !req
527. Oh, no, no, no, no... come on, look.Copy !req
528. When you had your surgery, you were intubated.
Surgeon stuck a tube down your throat.Copy !req
529. Now, it never happens, and
it's never caught, but it happens.Copy !req
530. Your vocal chords were paralyzed.
I treated the spastic dysphonia with Botox.Copy !req
531. Ironically, a substance that tightens every other corner of your face actually loosens the tongue.Copy !req
532. I have healed you. You can talk.Copy !req
533. Oh, well.Copy !req
534. OOOO!Copy !req
535. Okay, you don't have to say anything,
it can be our little secret.Copy !req
536. If you can talk, blink twice.Copy !req
537. But you're not going to, because you think
you won't be entitled to the money
you won in the settlement with Simpson.Copy !req
538. Yesterday I would have said
you'd have to give the money back.Copy !req
539. Today... hospital's come into a lot of money, mum's the word.Copy !req
540. Hey.Copy !req
541. Hey.Copy !req
542. I know the cardiologist has given you some guidelines,Copy !req
543. schedule of medications, and a strict diet:Copy !req
544. just what someone with an eating disorder needs.Copy !req
545. So, I thought I'd get you started.Copy !req
546. Fried chicken from the Carnegie Deli.Copy !req
547. You're kidding.Copy !req
548. Yeah. Actually, I got it downstairs.Copy !req
549. Why did you fight for me?Copy !req
550. You risked so much,
and you hardly know me.Copy !req
551. You're my patient.Copy !req
552. Don't screw it up.Copy !req
553. Love this part!Copy !req
554. Okay. He ruined it.Copy !req
555. Just wanted to stop by and introduce myself.
I'm Edward Vogler, new Chairman of the Board.Copy !req
556. In a way, I guess that makes me your boss.Copy !req
557. I am sorry about the lab coat thing.Copy !req
558. The dry cleaners destroyed it.Copy !req
559. That was my very first heart transplant committee meeting, very exciting.Copy !req
560. Trust me. Six Flags, way more exciting.Copy !req
561. Patient's very lucky to have such a passionate doctor
who stands up for what he believes in.Copy !req
562. Sweet of you to say.Copy !req
563. Yeah. 'Fraid you've been duped, though.Copy !req
564. The nurse found this in the patient's purse.Copy !req
565. Oh, my. If only I'd known.Copy !req
566. Tough being a doctor.Copy !req
567. You've got all that power.
The power to play God.Copy !req
568. Yes, I don't envy the transplant committee their responsibility.Copy !req
569. They basically would have been forced to kill that poor girl.Copy !req
570. I'm not sure I could have done that.Copy !req
571. This is not a game to me, Dr. House.Copy !req
572. No. This is actually more like we're dancing right now.Copy !req
573. So let's get to the point. You don't like me.Copy !req
574. I'm pretty sure I'm not going to like you.Copy !req
575. It's nothing personal, I don't like anybody.Copy !req
576. But none of that really matters, does it,
because you've got money, and I've got tenure.Copy !req
577. You need full board approval to get rid of me. I've got Cuddy.Copy !req
578. Right.Copy !req
579. And Wilson.Copy !req
580. So, as long as we're stuck with each other,
we might as well ignore each other.Copy !req
581. That wasn't nearly as dramatic as I was hoping.Copy !req
582. I looked into that tenure thing, and you're right.Copy !req
583. It's actually easier for me to get rid of a board member like Cuddy or Wilson than to get rid of a doctor.Copy !req
584. That's interesting, isn't it?Copy !req
585. Out here in the fieldsCopy !req
586. I fight for my mealsCopy !req
587. I get my back into my livingCopy !req
588. I don't need to fightCopy !req
589. To prove I'm rightCopy !req
590. I don't need to be forgivenCopy !req