1. Hi.
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2. Sounds like a good party.
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3. Twenty bucks.
Okay, no problem.
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4. I, uh, just-
I got it in here somewhere.
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5. Oh, you know, I'm-
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6. I'm sorry. I guess I must have
forgotten to go to the machine.
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7. Yeah,
and brush your teeth.
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8. Lady, you don't have two cents.
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9. Well, I can- I can get it from-
from my friend who's inside.
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10. He can give it to me,
and then I'll bring it back out to you.
You don't know anybody here.
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11. Yes, I do. James. He's blond,
and he's really friendly,
and he's a big talker.
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12. I need to see him.
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13. Go on in.
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14. James?
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15. James?
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16. James?
Hi.
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17. Do you know whereJames is?
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18. Oh, yeah, he's-
he's around here somewhere.
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19. Let's go find him.
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20. James?
Do you know whereJames is?
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21. Where is James?
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22. - James? James?
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23. James? James?
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24. - Oh, yeah, he's-
he's around here somewhere.
- Where is he?
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25. Please.
I really need to find him.
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26. What are you doing?
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27. - Bitch!
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28. No! She's trying to help me!
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29. Get off her! Get off me!
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30. - Settle down!
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31. Move!
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32. Geez.
I didn't touch her.
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33. Great.
Now we gotta go to a hospital.
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34. Homeless. Admitted 24 hours ago
with a suspected drug overdose.
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35. Her tox screen's clean,
but she's still delusional.
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36. "Homeless."
Usually means crazy, no money.
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37. Cuddy's not gonna be-
We're a teaching hospital.
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38. No I D. Doesn't even
seem to know her name.
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39. I got called in because of
some lesions on her arm.
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40. Homeless always means no roof.
Leads to too much sun.
No, the lesions were noncancerous.
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41. But I noticed a twitch.
Her wrist.
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42. You feel that?
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43. Sure. I'm human.
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44. Make a fist around my fingers
as tight as you can.
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45. Squeeze.
I am.
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46. All right.
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47. Raise your arms
above your head for me.
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48. - [Moans, Gasping]
- She's seizing.
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49. - Get me some Ativan.
- She doesn't wanna be discharged.
She's manipulating you.
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50. It's real.
Check a finger stick.
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51. - Blood sugar's 38.
- I need D-50 I.V. Push, stat.
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52. Fake low blood sugar.
Now, that's acting.
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53. The blood sugar was real.
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54. She's probably diabetic.
O.D.'d on her own insulin.
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55. Room 2032.
Do you have her effects out here?
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56. Look, a seizure buys her a place to sleep
while the nice doctors run their tests.
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57. Maybe a few free meals.
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58. Twenty bucks
says there's insulin in there.
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59. Oh! Wow.
Put this back, please.
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60. What about the twitch?
Her arm moved.
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61. Why fake a twitch?
In case the seizure was too subtle?
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62. The twitch could indicate a tumor,
which could indicate-
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63. A need to see a neurologist,
which is why you called me.
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64. Keep an eye on her till 2:00 p.m.
Watch her blood sugar,
give her a nice hot lunch.
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65. Then discharge her.
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66. - He's wrong.
- Foreman is wrong?
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67. The neurologist is wrong
about a neurological problem.
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68. He took one look at her
and figured it was a scam.
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69. So you figure
he's not being objective.
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70. House, the woman had a twitch.
She had a seizure.
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71. Both of which Foreman saw?
He just wanted her out the door!
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72. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Back up there, big fella.
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73. Foreman's the guy
you wanna take a swing at.
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74. I just want her
to get some medical attention.
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75. That's not even close to being true.
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76. It's something else.
Something personal.
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77. Give me the file.
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78. Looks like this'll be fun.
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79. The twitch could be a miniseizure,
unrelated to the diabetes.
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80. Brain tumor?
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81. Glad you could join us,
Eric.
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82. What's the differential
for a twitch in the wrist?
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83. The patient's a 30-ish Jane Doe.
I thought I just discharged her.
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84. Well, she's my patient.
No harm in a second opinion.
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85. A blow to the head?
A subdural hematoma?
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86. Read the file.
No evidence of cranial trauma.
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87. - A twitch could indicate a brain tumor.
- Or about a dozen other things!
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88. Come on. There's two things
homeless people are good at-
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89. getting sick and running scams.
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90. If you're so worried about it
being a brain tumor, get her an M.R.I.
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91. - When she's clear on that,
then you can bounce her out of here.
- Well, you've got her all figured out.
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92. - I've known a lot more
homeless people than you have.
- Yes, you've got that going for you.
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93. How could I have doubted
your medical opinion?
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94. The big question.
You're missing it, all of you.
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95. Oh, geez.
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96. Who is she?
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97. Okay, why are we on this case?
Just because Wilson asked?
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98. - Do I need a better reason?
- Well, most people wouldn't. You do.
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99. The only thing
we know for sure aboutJane Doe
is that her name isn'tJane Doe,
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100. which means no medical history.
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101. Allergies, medication,
previous diagnoses, treatment-
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102. We have no baseline,
no context for medical treatment.
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103. Wow.
Looks just like insulin.
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104. Vomit. Still moist.
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105. - What do you think? Couple of days old?
- Ugh! You trying to make me hurl?
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106. Yeah.
And here's the big finish.
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107. Salty.
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108. Chemical imbalance.
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109. Low magnesium
could cause a twitch.
Or high calcium.
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110. - Or it's a coincidence.
The point is, we don't know anything.
- So do the M.R.I. Find out.
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111. The M.R.I. Can wait.
Hang a banana bag.
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112. Give her 24 hours
to correct the electrolyte imbalance.
We'll take it from there.
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113. Great. Thanks.
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114. Okay, even if she's not faking,
what's so fascinating about this case?
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115. At the moment,
how much you don't want me to take it.
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116. That's pretty fascinating.
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117. Nice likeness of Dr. Foreman.
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118. In fact, he's never looked better.
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119. He doesn't like me.
I can tell.
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120. It's okay.
He doesn't like me either.
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121. - Who's James?
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122. Ow.!
Pain in your head?
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123. Get away from me!
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124. - No, no, no, no!
- All right, let's cool her out.
One milligram Ativan, push.
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125. No!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
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126. Hold on.
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127. Aah! Aah!
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128. - [Screaming, Gasping]
- She bit me!
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129. - Good news is, she's negative
for HIV and Hep "C."
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130. Yeah?
I'm getting a tetanus shot.
She's getting an M.R.I.
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131. - There's a two-day wait
for nonemergency M.R.I.'s.
- She's getting an M.R.I.! Then she's outta here.
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132. But Dr. Terhark specifically said
I'd have the M.R.I. At 10:00.
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133. It's almost 11:00,
and I haven't even had the pre-test yet.
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134. Excuse me.
You're Dr. Terhark's 10:00?
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135. I'm Angela Whitney.
I'm meeting my decorator at 11:30.
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136. She's coming all the way
from New York.
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137. Dr. Terhark promised
I'd be home in time.
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138. Of course.
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139. She just about prepped
for her M.R.I.?
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140. Mrs. Whitney?
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141. You tried to steal
someone else's test.
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142. Dr. Terhark
is a plastic surgeon.
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143. The woman was
getting a six-month checkup
on her chin implants.
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144. - I can't believe you authorized this.
- Really?
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145. It sounds exactly
like something I'd do.
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146. She can't have an M.R.I.
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147. The C.T. Scan shows
she has a surgical pin in her arm.
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148. The M.R.I. Magnet
would have ripped it out ofher body.
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149. You like the Alien movies?
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150. You had no medical history.
What were you thinking?
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151. We'll surgically remove the pin,
then do the M.R.I.
Does that sound good?
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152. She has an electrolyte imbalance.
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153. Dr. Foreman, a neurologist,
believes this woman
has a brain tumor.
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154. - Actually, l-
- Hey, don't ever apologize
for a medical opinion.
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155. If he's right
and we don't do this test,
the patient dies.
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156. I realize that you have a specialty
of your own, but does yours have
anything to do with the brain?
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157. His does.
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158. Fine.
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159. - But nothing more
until you find out who she is.
- How are we supposed to-
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160. Hey! He knows
more homeless people
than any of us.
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161. Go check out the hood, dog.
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162. I don't know.
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163. I've seen a lot of faces around here,
but I don't think I know her.
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164. Great.
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165. Say, I, uh, like that jacket.
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166. Yeah, uh,
it's all comin' to me now.
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167. I know where she keeps her stuff.
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168. Just bats.
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169. I thought the lining
would be thicker.
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170. No tumor. Nothing.
Her brain is clear.
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171. Which means that girl had surgery
just so you wouldn't get reamed out by Cuddy.
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172. Not necessarily.
There could still be something
neurological going on.
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173. Sure. She's not conning us.
The M.R.I. Is.
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174. Not wearing a coat in this weather.
That is so wrong.
She drew these.
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175. They might give us a clue.
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176. She sign them?
Her name would be a start.
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177. All the mythology, the locations,
they'd all depend on her life experience.
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178. Philadelphia.
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179. Look at that skyline.
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180. It's very evocative.
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181. The Chrysler Building.
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182. - That's a cloud.
- And the Chrysler Building's in New York.
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183. Ehh, I'm getting Philly.
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184. And that cactus,
well, it's a- it's a smashed car.
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185. - It's a car accident.
- A cactus in Philadelphia?
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186. Water.
Well, water's October, right?
Obviously.
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187. Well, the page number 22,
so that's October 2, 2002.
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188. Ergo, the patient was in a car accident
two years ago last October.
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189. My goodness.
Was she okay?
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190. Broke her arm, I think.
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191. They fixed it with this.
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192. Surgical pin.
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193. Better than a wallet.
Serial numbers in case of recall,
tied to a patient's name.
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194. That's why you insisted on the M.R.I. -
so you could remove
the surgical pin from her arm?
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195. - You didn't think I was gonna do it
to save your sorry ass, did you?
- [Fax Beeping, Printing]
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196. You might wanna
take a look at that.
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197. Her name is Victoria Matsen,
or at least that's the one she used then.
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198. Any hospital
with a record of treating her
should be sending that information.
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199. Oh, crap!
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200. Her blood work came back an hour ago.
Magnesium was normal.
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201. Did you change her banana bag?
Stopped the magnesium,
started iron dextran for severe anemia.
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202. She's allergic to iron dextran.
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203. Grab some epi off the code cart.
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204. Respiratory arrest.
Call a code!
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205. - You're having an allergic reaction.
Can you speak?
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206. She's not getting any air.
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207. Got the epi.
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208. - Sats are down in the 80s and dropping.
- We have about another minute.
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209. Well, we got her sedated
and stabilized.
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210. And you still think
there's nothing wrong with her?
Nothing's changed.
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211. You almost killed her.
That's different.
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212. And we know who she is.
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213. So far, we've heard from three hospitals
with records on Victoria Matsen.
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214. Seven visits going back two years.
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215. - Any home addresses?
- The pin in her arm
went in during an E.R. Visit.
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216. She wasn't conscious,
so they didn't get an address.
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217. - The other visits, she gave fake addresses.
- Any treatment for neurological problems?
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218. Anything that
might explain the twitch?
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219. Last winter,
Jefferson Hospital in Philly.
Got treated for frostbite.
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220. Baby, it's cold outside.
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221. And depression.
They put her on Prozac.
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222. Well, I'd be bummed out too.
Zero degrees, living in a box.
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223. Put her back on it.
She cheers up,
she might stop biting people.
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224. There's a billing record
from Hartman Hospital last year.
Two appointments, ultrasounds.
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225. Doesn't say what for.
Pregnant?
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226. Well, only if she was
expecting an elephant.
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227. Appointments
were ten months apart.
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228. Kept the first, blew off the second.
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229. Abdominal pain.
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230. - Her chart doesn't say-
- Wait a minute.
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231. She goes in the first time.
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232. They look, they can't find anything.
Ten months later, why should she
subject herself to that again?
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233. Why make a second appointment?
She didn't.
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234. The nurse made the appointment.
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235. They were looking-
They were looking for ovarian cancer.
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236. You got all of that
from one canceled appointment?
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237. With Jerry Lauseng, yeah.
He's an oncologist.
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238. Hang on. Her current blood work
doesn't show cancer.
C.A. 125 is normal.
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239. And the cancer wouldn't account
for the alleged twitch
or any ofher other alleged symptoms.
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240. Actually, it would.
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241. Neoplastic syndrome
associated with the cancer...
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242. could cause her
to twitch like a bunny
on crystal meth.
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243. Ultrasound her ovaries.
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244. - Did you find a brain tumor on her M.R.I.?
- No. Foreman was wrong.
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245. I'm starting to wonder about
that guy's medical chops.
Right.
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246. - Shelley Diamond.
- Yeah.
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247. Dr. House
is ready to see you now.
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248. The little ones are licking each other again,
and Harry's got a seeping wart
on his extra toe.
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249. What room should we go to?
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250. You know what? I think I might be
coming down with something.
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251. Hate to give it to you guys.
Sorry.
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252. Oh, yeah. Just walk out.
Like I'm not gonna do anything.
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253. Bye-bye.
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254. Working hard?
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255. This stuff's pretty good.
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256. Calendraica works
for the Council of Genius.
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257. Bad guy is Mr. Fury.
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258. Fairly generic, no special skills,
but apparently very well organized.
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259. You think you work hard.
Try ruling the universe.
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260. You trying to teach me
something here?
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261. We got the flowing dress, the ring.
Think the patient was married?
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262. Maybe it was a bad break-up.
Maybe he dumped her
'cause she was on drugs.
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263. You care about her personal history?
No.
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264. Question is, why don't you?
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265. I hate to cite a cliche,
but Dad on the streets?
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266. - Dad's with Mom.
- They're both living on the streets?
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267. No. On a pension.
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268. - So, who pissed you off?
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269. Right now, you.
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270. Your turn.
You gonna tell me why this case?
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271. She's my new girlfriend.
I'm having a tattoo designed.
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272. I was hoping
you could find out her name.
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273. So she's just another sick person
that kindly Dr. Wilson has made sure
doesn't get lost in the big, ugly system.
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274. Yes, I forgot.
I need a reason to give a crap.
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275. You're giving two craps.
The metric system
always confuses me.
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276. Dr. House?
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277. - Time for Girl Scout cookies already?
- Get me some thin mints.
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278. Since you're too sick
to work in the clinic-
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279. Okay.
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280. - I thought you-
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281. I thought
you could do some teaching.
Patient histories.
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282. My specialty.
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283. When you teach,
you learn so much.
Don't you think?
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284. It's all about the giving back.
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285. Good old Cuddy.
Always thinking.
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286. She assign you
a patient to interview?
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287. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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288. Then why are you still here?
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289. Why are we on this case?
'Cause Wilson asked House
to do him a favor.
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290. I think House just wants to prove she's sick
so Foreman will be wrong.
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291. - Oh, you boys.
- Hey, I'm just doing my job.
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292. Whoa.
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293. Foreman's gonna be so embarrassed
when he finds out she's got cancer.
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294. Ah. I thought you were
too sick to be down here.
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295. I had to get away from those students,
so I faked a page.
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296. Foreman's parents,
happily married, 40 years.
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297. Mazel tov.
Kein ayin hara.
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298. So why does he hate
homeless people?
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299. I mean, if it's an uncle or a grandparent,
you'd think he'd use it
in his college application essay.
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300. Family struggles
beats a 4.0 G.P.A. Any day.
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301. - I think he had a 4.0.
- Maybe he's just a snob.
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302. You really don't need to know
everything about everybody.
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303. I don't need to watch The O.C.,
but it makes me happy.
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304. Yeah, delirious.
What's the other file?
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305. Wilson, James.
Boy Wonder Oncologist.
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306. You know him?
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307. You know, in some cultures,
it's considered almost rude
for one friend to spy on another.
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308. Of course, in Swedish,
the word "friend" can also be
translated as "limping twerp."
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309. Did your pager really just go off,
or are you ditching the conversation?
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310. Why can't both be true?
Come on.
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311. Solid, noncystic mass
on the left ovary.
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312. Five-by-three centimeters.
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313. Central necrosis.
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314. The only question is whether
she dies in two months or three.
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315. God.
You were right.
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316. There's nothing we can do for her here.
Might as well put her back on the street.
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317. Unless it's not cancer.
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318. - Ah, you're joking.
- Well, hard not to.
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319. Nothing funnier than cancer.
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320. What if it's a tuberculoma?
She's living out on the streets,
breathing all kinds of crap 24-7.
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321. The odds are, she's got T.B.
Why can't she have
a nice, benign growth to go with it?
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322. A solid mass on her ovary.
Ovarian cancer's way more likely.
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323. You're right.
It's not even close.
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324. Start her on I.N.H.,
rifampin and streptomycin.
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325. But that's the treatment
for a tuberculoma.
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326. And what is the treatment
for advanced ovarian cancer?
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327. Pine box.
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328. Oncologist to Nuclear Medicine.
Oncologist to Nuclear Medicine.
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329. What are you giving me?
A second dose
of antibiotics.
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330. If you've got a tuberculoma,
it should help.
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331. I don't have a tuberculoma, do I?
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332. Probably not.
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333. Hey, listen.
I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
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334. I'm sorry I lied to you.
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335. I took too much insulin on purpose.
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336. I really wanted a place to sleep.
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337. Were you ever married, Victoria?
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338. But in the comic, it-
Well, it's a comic.
Comics are just made up.
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339. So who's James?
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340. Is he real, or did you make him up?
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341. He's real.
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342. Can I help you find him?
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343. Oh, the- the light's bright.
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344. It's getting brighter-
Oh- Ow.! Oh.!
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345. Hey, take it easy.
Everything's fine.
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346. Mr. Fury wants to hurt me!
Please help me!
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347. Doctor!
Wait, wait, wait.
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348. Hold on, hold on.
Please turn off the light!
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349. Please! Oh, God!
[Gasping, Whimpering]
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350. All right, hold on, Victoria.
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351. Hold on. Take it easy.
Everything's fine.
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352. - It's burning!
- Everything's fine, Victoria.
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353. It's burning!
Hold on.
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354. I'm burning!
Take a sip, take a sip.
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355. It's poison!
You gave me poison!
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356. Hold on.
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357. [Gasping, Screaming]
Take it easy.
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358. - Hey, turn off that damn light!
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359. Help me, please.!
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360. Take it easy. Take it easy.
The bad guys can't get you here.
I've got you covered.
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361. But Mr. Fury's not the bad guy.
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362. I'm the bad guy.
It's me. I'm the bad guy.
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363. It's not a tuberculoma.
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364. Can't be.
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365. I didn't know the biopsy
was back.
Her temperature's 105.
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366. The treatment's not working.
It's cancer.
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367. She's dying.
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368. 105.
Good news.
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369. It's a tuberculoma.
How do you figure that?
Her temp's through the roof.
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370. The lab results from the biopsy.
It's definitely a tuberculoma.
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371. So, we're right about the diagnosis,
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372. and the treatment for that diagnosis
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373. Perfect.
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374. The lab checked the biopsy
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375. Well, a tuberculoma doesn't
give you a temperature of 105.
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376. Then it's a tuberculoma
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377. The "something else"
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Poach.
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378. Better metaphor.
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379. A fever that high
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380. - Maybe the bowel got nicked in the biopsy.
- I did the biopsy. No nick.
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381. - She could have picked up
an infection on the streets.
- She didn't have a fever when I admitted her.
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382. The Prozac we gave her could have
triggered serotonin syndrome,
which would explain the fever.
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383. - No. Jefferson put her on Prozac
and it wasn't a problem.
- She probably never took it!
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384. Most likely, they saw her one time
and dumped her out of the E.R.
With a scrip.
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385. - Oh, just like you were gonna do!
- Okay, you two. Grab some scalpels
and settle this like doctors.
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386. Send blood and urine cultures
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387. Fine, take her off the Prozac
and put her on Bromocryptene
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388. Might wanna get her in an ice bath as well,
assuming we want her to live long enough
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389. I said I was sorry.
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390. Your fever's 105.
If we don't bring it down fast-
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391. Foreman,
why are you doing this to me?
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392. I'm saving your life.
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393. [Whimpering, Sobbing]
No, don't make me go in there, please.
Don't make me do it, please!
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394. I don't wanna go!
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395. Come on.
You can do this.
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396. Please.!
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397. Seventeen-year-old female
presents with abrasions and
apparent trauma injury to her wrist.
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398. Dr. House?
Continue.
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399. You're reading a comic book.
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400. And you're calling attention to your bosom
by wearing a low-cut top.
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401. Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought we were having
a'state the obvious" contest.
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402. I'm competitive by nature.
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403. I thought you were
supposed to be listening to
our patient histories.
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404. No, I'm supposed to be teaching you.
If I can do that without listening,
more power to me.
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405. Seventeen-year-old female-
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406. If this guy's supposed to have
universal power over all gravity,
how come his hair won't stay down?
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407. That's just stupid.
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408. - She fell offher horse
while riding in the county fair.
- No, she didn't.
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409. She fell off the steps of her beach house.
You must have gone to the wrong room.
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410. Hard to believe that one patient
could slip past Cuddy and get herself
admitted with a sprained wrist.
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411. Two seems almost impossible.
What room?
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412. Room 2106.
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413. Patients lie,
but usually only one lie at a time.
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414. How much does she weigh?
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415. - It's her wrist, not her weight-
- Poundage, ladies.
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416. - And by-the-by, what color's her nose?
- She's thin.
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417. - Flesh tone?
- What does this have to do
with her wrist?
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418. Almost nothing.
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419. She's either under ninety pounds
or she has a red nose. I gotta go.
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420. - What's wrong with her?
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421. That would be telling.
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422. Oh, I am just too nice.
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423. It starts with "C."
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424. - Urine cultures are negative.
- So is the chest X-ray.
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425. - I assume there's a positive coming.
- Lumbar punctures reveal
elevated proteins and white counts.
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426. C.S.F. Cultures?
Still brewing.
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427. Nothing on gram stain.
It looks like meningitis.
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428. We know it's definitely an infection,
and we know where it is.
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429. Well, meningitis
is nice and simple.
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430. Get her in isolation
and start her on Ceftriaxone.
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431. Either she gets better,
or she dies.
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432. Let me know which one happens.
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433. Oh, my God!
She was sedated.
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434. It must have worn off.
I did it myself a halfhour ago.
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435. I'll check
the nurse's station.
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436. Calendraica.
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437. She's gonna die out there.
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438. You don't walk out of a room
with 10 milligrams of Haldol
in your system.
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439. You don't walk at all.
It was 10 milligrams!
I gave it to her.
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440. It doesn't matter!
Bacterial meningitis-
highly contagious.
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441. If she is out of the hospital,
we are so liable.
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442. Not to worry. She'll be dead
before she can kill anybody.
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443. Security tape confirms it.
She stole some clothes
and she's gone.
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444. Wrong coat.
The cape's in the closet.
I had it cleaned.
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445. - Funny.
- You gonna save her?
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446. In her comics,
Mr. Fury lives in Sloan Harbor.
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447. The night she came in,
she was at a rave at 1408 Sloan Street.
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448. You've been reading.
My, how you've changed.
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449. You are a doctor.
Do what doctors do.
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450. Pick up the phone, dial 911,
and a cop on the other end
does what cops do...
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451. and finds the missing person.
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452. I assume the rest of you
have doctor things to do.
I know you do.
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453. - Cacchi-Ricci Disease.
- Do you even know what that is?
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454. Or are you just guessing
everything that starts with "C"?
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455. The kidney problems
could result in weight loss.
Cacchi. C-A-C-
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456. Oh, geez,
she's going alphabetically.
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457. Doctor, why are you
wearing that bird pin?
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458. It sets off my eyes.
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459. Hi, Jodi. I'm Dr. House.
What brings you to the hospital?
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460. My wrist.
How did that happen?
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461. I was riding the Ferris wheel,
and this huge seagull flew right at me.
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462. How horrifying.
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463. I swung my arm at the bird,
but I hit the Ferris wheel.
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464. She's making it all up?
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465. - No, her wrist really does hurt.
- I'm not lying.
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466. Of course you are.
You have no idea what happened.
You have no memory.
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467. Korsakoff's syndrome.
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468. Her brain is damaged by
excessive drinking or insufficient diet,
pretty obviously the latter.
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469. She has no new memories,
no new ideas.
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470. Can't even process that idea.
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471. So her brain fills the gaps
as best it can using visual clues.
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472. The horse on your shirt
led her to the riding accident,
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473. and the surfscene
on your clipboard
led her to the beach.
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474. "Korsakoff"
doesn't start with a "C."
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475. I didn't say "C."
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476. Or did I?
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477. Lesson to be learned-
treat everybody as if they have Korsakoff's.
We all lie anyway.
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478. Give her thiamine right away.
She'll bounce back pretty quickly.
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479. And then get her to eat
some cake and ice cream.
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480. Yes?
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481. Did you need to be so cruel?
I think she's crying.
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482. Hi, Jodi. I'm Dr. House.
What happened to your wrist?
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483. There was this weird old guy.
He had a cane.
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484. See?
It's like it never happened.
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485. Perfect forgiveness.
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486. Pulse is rapid.
You got a temp?
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487. Don't know. She's warm, but-
Might be something to look into.
She has meningitis.
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488. Sorry. I was more worried
about her heart blowing up.
Pulse is 150.
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489. Rhythm regular?
Yeah.
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490. Ready?
One, two, three.
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491. - Where'd you find her?
- Battlefield State Park.
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492. She narrow complex?
Uh-huh.
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493. - She wasn't at Sloan?
- She was just passed out on the grass.
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494. Foreman.
I need Foreman.
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495. All right. Supraventricular tachycardia.
Get me adenosine, one milligram, I.V. Push.
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496. Right away.
Thank you.
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497. Hang in there.
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498. Her arrhythmia's stabilized.
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499. Doesn't make sense.
What would push her heart rate
over 150? Dehydration?
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500. - Fever?
- Unlikely. By themselves,
neither one would do it.
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501. We must be wrong
about the meningitis.
Maybe it's structural heart disease.
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502. Her heart rate dropped
when you administered the adenosine.
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503. In two seconds.
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504. It's still meningitis.
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505. If it is, with the delay in treatment,
she's-she's got almost no chance.
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506. Start the treatment.
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507. Read the report.
I found her lying on the grass.
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508. You should read my reports.
I make up stuff all the time.
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509. What really happened?
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510. Well, since it's you-
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511. I found her lying on the grass.
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512. Wow.
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513. That is a great-looking gun.
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514. It's not a gun.
It's a Taser.
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515. It's so cool-looking.
What does it do?
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516. Fire about 60,000 volts?
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517. At least that's what it would take
to jack someone's heart up to 150.
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518. Okay, okay.
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519. Let's just say
I tell you what happened.
It stays between you and me. Right?
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520. I found her lying on the grass.
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521. Fine.
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522. Don't tell me.
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523. Tell my friend, Ben Franklin.
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524. Dr. Wharton to the research lab.
Dr. Wharton to the research lab.
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525. I watch a lot of cop shows.
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526. The good news is, the heart rate thing
is not connected to her condition.
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527. Well, then she's dying, 'cause
the meningitis treatment isn't helping her.
She's getting worse.
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528. Well, that brings us
to the bad news.
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529. The cop Tasered her.
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530. Jerk. Probably couldn't
get to his real gun fast enough.
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531. First time he hit her in the thigh...
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532. and shejust kept going,
like it was nothing.
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533. Right about here.
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534. She didn't feel the Taser.
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535. Localized numbness?
Yeah, in that one spot.
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536. The diabetes?
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537. I don't think so.
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538. Well, no alcohol.
Not entrapment syndrome.
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539. Can't be a vitamin deficiency.
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540. We can't chase down
every sensory neuropathy.
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541. Is that where she bit you?
Yeah.
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542. What the hell!
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543. Can't get angry
if you don't feel anything.
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544. First, there's localized numbness,
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545. then sensitivity to light,
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546. disorientation, paranoia,
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547. ineffectiveness of sedatives,
and then hydrophobia.
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548. Fear of water.
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549. Rabies.
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550. There have only been, what,
10 cases in the last 20 years?
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551. Yeah, that's because nonhomeless people,
when they get bitten, they get shots.
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552. There were bats.
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553. She's dying.
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554. There's no treatment.
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555. How much time does she have?
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556. A day. Maybe two.
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557. And if you don't get your shot
in the next, say, three hours,
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558. I'm gonna have to make
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559. Come on.
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560. Do it.
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561. You want me to talk to her?
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562. And say what?
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563. "There's some experimental treatment
that's not gonna work"? No.
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564. "But don't worry,
we can make you comfortable"?
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565. Doesn't matter.
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566. Now she's gonna die in that room.
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567. Yeah.
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568. That's what you say to her.
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569. Keep that there
and rest for a minute.
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570. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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571. Tell House I need to go out
for about an hour.
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572. She may not have that long.
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573. I don't want her to die alone.
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574. You're going to find James.
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575. I'm gonna try.
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576. Well, I must say,
he's done a lot with the place.
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577. Hello?
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578. Hey.
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579. This is it.
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580. Man. No one's been in here
for a long time.
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581. It's gotta beJames.
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582. Maybe there's another address.
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583. That's notJames.
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584. Paul.
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585. Paul Furia.
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586. Mr. Fury.
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587. Her husband.
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588. Then who's James?
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589. Her kid.
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590. Aw, I just wanna eat you up.
You're so delicious.!
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591. Aw, look at me.
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592. You're just like your papa.
Look at you! Just like your dad.
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593. Foreman.
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594. Foreman?
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595. They're dead.
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596. That car crash two years ago-
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597. She broke her arm,
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598. She was driving.
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599. James.
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600. No.
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601. It's Paul.
Paul?
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602. You've come to take me.
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603. No.
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604. I've come to forgive you.
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605. It wasn't your fault.
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606. I'm so sorry.
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607. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
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608. I know.
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609. It's okay, Victoria.
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610. It's okay.
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611. Oh.
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612. You followed me?
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613. No.
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614. You were wearing rain boots today,
but you were parked
in the underground garage,
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615. so the only reason you'd need boots
was if you were hitting the streets.
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616. I followed you.
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617. Didn't we have a conversation
about friendship?
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618. I had some follow-up questions.
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620. I have two brothers.
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It wasn't relevant.
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622. Why not?
Because he's not
in my life anymore.
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624. This was the last place I saw him.
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625. Nine years ago.
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626. I don't even know if he's alive.
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