Dr. Gregory House, a brilliant diagnostician but devoid of bedside manner, and his elite team of young medical experts rush to save the life of a kindergarten teacher who started speaking gibberish and passed out in front of her class.
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1. Why are you late?
2. You're not going to like the answer.
3. I already know the answer.
4. I missed the bus.
5. I don't doubt it, no bus stops near Brad's.
6. You spent the night, the alarm didn't work. Or maybe it did.
7. I didn't sleep with him.
8. - Girl, there's...
- I missed the bus!
9. There's something either very wrong with you,
or there's something very wrong with him.
10. There's nothing wrong with him.
11. Please tell me you know that for a fact.
12. Melanie, I gotta go.
13. You're lying aren't you?
14. I wouldn't lie to you.
Good morning guys!
15. Good morning Miss Rebecca!
16. Everybody's in their seats?
17. Yes!
18. Ok, Sidney, why don't you tell us
what you did this weekend.
19. Come on, Sidney, we know you're not shy.
20. How come we always have to tell you what we did,
and you never tell us what you did?
21. Ok, I had a really great weekend,
but you can't tell Miss Melanie, ok?
22. What did you do?
23. I made a new friend.
24. It's so much fun to make new friends, isn't it?
25. Yeah, Yes, ect.
26. Did you tell you mom and dad about your new friend?
27. Absolutely! You should never keep anything from your parents.
28. And I told them
29. Wh..
30. C, A, L, H, E
31. "The."
32. We know that word, "the."
33. Call The Nurse
34. 1X01: PILOT
Original Airdate on FOX: November 16, 2004
35. 29 year old female, first seizure one month ago, lost the ability to speak.
36. Babbled like a baby.
Present deterioration of mental status.
37. See that? They all assume I'm a patient because of this cane.
38. So put on a white coat like the rest of us.
39. I don't want them to think I'm a doctor.
40. You see where the administration might have a problem with that attitude.
41. People don't want a sick doctor.
42. She's my cousin.
43. And your cousin doesn't like the diagnosis.
44. I wouldn't either. Brain tumor,
she's gonna die, boring.
45. No wonder you're such a renowned diagnostician.
You don't need to actually know anything to figure out what's wrong.
46. You're the oncologist.
I'm just a lowly infectious disease guy.
47. Hah, yes, just a simple country doctor.
Brain tumors at her age are highly unlikely.
48. She's 29. Whatever she's got is highly unlikely.
49. Protein markers for the three most prevalent brain cancers came up negative.
50. That's an HMO lab; you might as well have sent it to a high school kid with a chemistry set.
51. No family history.
52. I thought your uncle died of cancer.
53. Other side. No environmental factors.
54. That you know of.
55. And she's not responding to radiation treatment.
56. None of which is even close to dispositive.
57. All it does is raise one question.
58. Your cousin goes to an HMO?
59. Come on! Why leave all the fun for the coroner?
60. What's the point of putting together a team if you're not going to use them?
61. You've go three overqualified doctors working for you. Getting bored.
62. It's a lesion.
63. And the big green thing in the middle of the bigger blue thing on a map is an island.
64. I was hoping for something a bit more creative.
65. Shouldn't we be speaking to the patient before we start diagnosing?
66. Is she a doctor?
67. No, but...
68. Everybody lies.
69. Dr. House doesn't like dealing with patients.
70. Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?
71. No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors,
treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
72. So you're trying to eliminate the humanity from the practice of medicine.
73. If you don't talk to them they can't lie to us,
74. and we can't lie to them.
75. Humanity is overrated.
76. I don't think it's a tumor.
77. First year of medical school if you hear hoof beets you think "horses" not "zebras".
78. Are you in first year of medical school?
79. No. First of all, there's nothing on the CAT scan.
80. Second of all, if this is a horse then the kindly family doctor in Trenton makes the obvious diagnosis and it never gets near this office.
81. Differential diagnosis, people.
If it's not a tumor what are the suspects?
82. Why couldn't she talk?
83. Aneurysm, stroke, or some other ischemic syndrome.
84. Get her a contrast MRI.
85. Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.
86. Mad cow?
87. Mad zebra.
88. Wernicke's encephalopathy?
89. No, blood thiamine level was normal.
90. Lab in Trenton could have screwed up the blood test.
91. I assume it's a corollary if people lie, that people screw up.
92. Re-draw the blood tests.
93. And get her scheduled for that contrast MRI ASAP.
94. Let's find out what kind of zebra we're dealing with here.
95. I was expecting you in my office 20 minutes ago.
96. Really? Well, that's odd, because I had no intention of being in your office 20 minutes ago.
97. You think we have nothing to talk about?
98. No, just that I can't think of anything that I'd be interested in.
99. I sign your paychecks.
100. I have tenure.
101. Are you going to grab my cane now, stop me from leaving?
102. That would be juvenile.
103. I can still fire you if you're not doing your job.
104. I'm here from 9 to 5.
105. Your billings are practically nonexistent.
106. Rough year.
107. You ignore requests for consults.
108. I call back. Sometimes I misdial.
109. You're 6 years behind on your obligation to this clinic.
110. See, I was right, this doesn't interest me.
111. 6 years, times 3 weeks; you owe me better than 4 months.
112. It's 5:00. I'm going home.
113. To what?
114. Nice.
115. Look, Dr. House, the only reason that I don't fire you is
116. because your reputation still worth something to this hospital.
117. Excellent, we have a point of agreement. You aren't going to fire me.
118. Your reputation won't last up if you don't do your job.
119. The clinic is part of your job.
I want you to do your job.
120. Well, like the philosopher Jagger once said,
"You can't always get what you want."
121. You aren't my doctor, are you, Dr. House?
122. Thankfully no. I'm Dr. Chase.
123. Dr. House is the head of diagnostic medicine.
124. He's very busy, but he has taken a keen interest in your case.
125. We inject gadolinium into a vein.
126. It distributes itself throughout your brain
and acts as a contrast material for the magnetic resonance imagery.
127. Basically, whatever's in your head, lights up like a Christmas tree.
128. It might make you feel a little light-headed.
129. Dr. Cameron. I'm sorry I have to stop you, there's a problem.
130. You pulled my authorization.
131. Yes, why are you yelling?
132. No MRIs, no imaging studies, no labs.
133. You also can't make long distance phone calls.
134. If you're gonna fire me, have the guts to face me.
135. Or photocopies; you're still yelling.
136. I'm ANGRY! You're risking a patient's life.
137. I assume those are two separate points.
138. You showed me disrespect, you embarrassed me
and as long as I work here you have no
139. Is your yelling designed to scare me because
I'm not sure what it is I'm supposed to be scared of.
140. More yelling? That's not scary.
141. That you're gonna hurt me?
That's scary, but I'm pretty sure I can outrun ya.
142. Oh, I looked into that philosopher you quoted,
Jagger, and you're right,
143. "You can't always get what you want",
but as it turns out
144. "if you try sometimes you get what you need."
145. So, because you want me to treat patients,
you're not letting me treat patients.
146. I need you to do your job.
147. Do the MRI, she folded.
148. I've gotta do four hours a week in this clinic
until I make up the time I've missed.
149. 2054.
150. I'll be caught up in 2054.
151. You better love this cousin a whole lot.
152. All right Rebecca, we know you may feel a little
claustrophobic in there, but we need you to remain still.
153. Ok, we're gonna begin.
154. I don't feel so good.
155. It's all right. Just try to relax.
156. Rebecca?
157. Rebecca?
158. Rebecca! Get her out of there.
159. Ah she probably fell asleep; she's exhausted.
160. She was claustrophobic 30 seconds ago,
she's not sleeping. We got to get her out of there.
161. It'll just be another minute.
162. She's having an allergic reaction to gadolinium;
she'll be dead in two minutes.
163. Hold her neck.
164. Oh, she's ashen.
165. She's not breathing. Epi point five.
166. Come on, I can't ventilate.
167. Too much edema, where's the surgical airway kit?
168. Yep, coming.
169. Good call.
170. We'll get that tube out of your throat later today.
171. Just get some rest for now. Ok?
172. Told you, can't trust people.
173. She probably knew she was allergic to gadolinium,
figured it was an easy way to get someone to cut a hole in her throat.
174. Can't get a picture, gonna have to get a thousand words.
175. You actually want me to talk to the patient?
Get a history?
176. We need to know if there's some genetic
or environmental causes triggering an inflammatory response.
177. I thought everybody lied?
178. Truth begins in lies. Think about it.
179. That doesn't mean anything, does it?
180. 12:52 PM Dr. House checks in, please write that down.
181. Do you have cable TV here somewhere?
182. General Hospital starts in 8 minutes.
183. No TV, but we've got patients.
184. Can't you give out the aspirin yourself? I'll do paperwork.
185. I made sure your first case was an interesting one.
186. Cough just won't go away, runny nose looks a funny color.
187. Patient admitted complaining of back spasms.
188. I think I read about something like that
in the New England Journal of Medicine.
189. Patient is orange.
190. The color?
191. No, the fruit.
192. You mean yellow; it's jaundice.
193. I mean orange.
194. Well, how orange?
195. Exam room 1.
196. I was playing golf and my cleat got stuck.
197. I mean, it hurt a little but I kept playing.
198. The next morning I could barely stand up.
199. Well, you're smiling so I take it that means this isn't serious.
200. What's that? What are you doing?
201. Painkillers.
202. Oh, for you, for your leg.
203. No, 'cause they're yummy. You want one?
It'll make your back feel better.
204. Unfortunately, you have a deeper problem.
205. Your wife is having an affair.
206. What?
207. You're orange, you moron!
208. It's one thing for you not to notice,
but if your wife hasn't picked up on the fact
that her husband has changed color,
she's just not paying attention.
209. By the way, do you consume just a ridiculous
amount of carrots and mega-dose vitamins?
210. The carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red.
Get some finger-paints and do the math.
211. And get a good lawyer.
212. Deep breath.
213. It's cold.
214. Has he been using his inhaler?
215. Not in the past few days. He's, um, only ten.
216. I worry about children taking such strong medicine so frequently.
217. What happened to your leg?
218. Your doctor probably was concerned about the strength of the medicine, too.
219. She probably weighed that danger against the danger of not breathing.
220. Oxygen is so important during those prepubescent years, don't you think?
221. Ok, I'm gonna assume that nobody's ever told you what asthma is,
222. or if they have, you had other things on your mind.
223. A stimulant triggers cells in your child's airways
to release substances that inflame the air passages and cause them to contract.
224. Mucus production increases, cell-lining starts to shed.
225. But the steroids, the steroids ... stop the inflammation.
226. The more often this happens...
227. What? "The more often this happens"... what?
228. Forget it. If you don't trust steroids,
you shouldn't trust doctors.
229. My mother passed away four years ago.
230. She had a heart attack, and my father broke his back doing construction.
231. It's House, it's urgent. I'm sorry.
232. You couldn't have knocked?
233. Steroids. Give her steroids,
high doses of prednisone.
234. You're looking for support for a diagnosis of cerebral vasculitis.
235. Inflammation of the blood vessels in the brain is awfully rare. Especially for someone her age.
236. So is a tumor. Her SED rate was elevated.
237. Mildly.
238. That could mean anything, or nothing.
239. Yeah, I know. I have no reason to think
that it's vasculitis except that it could be.
240. If the blood vessels were inflamed that's gonna look
exactly like what we saw on the MRI from Trenton County, and the pressure's gonna cause neurological symptoms.
241. You can't diagnose that without a biopsy.
242. Yes, we can, we treat it.
243. If she gets better we know that we're right.
244. And if we're wrong?
245. We learn something else.
246. Why steroids?
247. It's part of your treatment.
248. You haven't had many visitors. No boyfriend?
249. Three dates. I wouldn't have stood by him if he were vomiting all day.
250. Well, what about work?
You must have friends from work.
251. Pretty much everybody I like is 5 years old.
252. A nurse said you're stopping my radiation.
253. We're just trying some alternative medications.
So, where's your family from then?
254. Steroids aren't an alternative to radiation.
255. The tests weren't really conclusive.
256. We're treating you for vasculitis.
257. It's the inflammation of blood vessels in the brain.
258. It's not a tumor? I don't have a tumor?
259. You should have told her the truth.
It's a long shot guess.
260. Thank you.
261. If House is right, no harm, if he's wrong we've given a dying woman a couple days hope.
262. False hope.
263. If there was any other type available
I would have given her that.
264. Why are you smelling Billy's pants?
265. I'm not.
266. Looked like you were.
267. I was smelling the floor.
268. Oh.
269. Do you have any pets in this class?
270. No, but we used to have a gerbil,
but Carly L. dropped a book on it.
271. Careless.
272. Do you need to smell it?
273. No, I'm smelling for mold.
274. I don't need to smell it.
275. You can smell our parrot.
276. You said you didn't have any pets in this class.
277. A parrot is a bird.
278. Parrots are the primary source of psittacosis.
279. It's not the parrot.
280. Psittacosis can lead to nerve problems
and neurological complications.
281. How many kids were there in the class?
282. 20.
283. How many are home sick?
284. None, but...
285. None, but you think that 5 year olds are more serious about bird hygiene than their teacher.
286. You've been through her home?
287. She lives in Trenton. I can go up to her room tomorrow morning and ask her for the key.
288. Would the police call for permission before dropping by to check out a crime scene?
289. It's not a crime scene.
290. Far as I know she's running a Meth Lab out of her basement.
291. She's a kindergarten teacher!
292. And if I was a Kindergarten student I would trust her implicitly.
293. Ok, I'll give you a for instance.
294. The lady back there, who made your egg-salad sandwich.
295. Her eyes look glassy, did you notice that?
296. Now hospital policy is to stay home if you're sick,
297. but if you're making $8.00 an hour, then ya kinda need the $8.00 an hour, right?
298. The sign in the bathroom says that employees must wash after using the facilities,
299. but I figure that somebody who wipes snot on a sleeve isn't hyper concerned about sanitary conditions.
300. So what do ya think? Should I trust her?
301. I want you to check the patient's home for contaminants, garbage, medication...
302. Whoa, oh, I can't just break into someone's house.
303. Isn't that how you got into the Felker's home?
304. Yeah, I know, court records are sealed,
you were 16, it was a stupid mistake,
305. but your old gym teacher has a big mouth.
306. You should write a thank you note.
307. I should thank him?
308. Well, I needed somebody around here with street smarts.
309. Ok? Knows when you're being conned, knows how to con.
310. I should sue you!
311. I'm pretty sure you can't sue somebody for wrongful hiring.
312. But I'm pretty sure I can sue if you fire me for not breaking into some lady's house.
313. I'm doing research. People are fascinating aren't they?
314. Why are you giving Adler steroids?
315. Well, she's my patient that's what you do with patients. You give them medicine.
316. You don't prescribe medicine based on guesses.
317. At least we don't since Tuskeegee and Mengele.
318. You're comparing me to a Nazi? Nice.
319. I'm stopping the treatment.
320. She's my patient.
321. It's my hospital.
322. I did not get her sick, she is not an experiment,
I have a legitimate theory about what's wrong with her.
323. With no proof.
324. There's never any proof. 5 different doctors come up with 5 different diagnoses based on the same evidence.
325. You don't have any evidence.
326. And nobody knows anything huh? Then how is it that you always think you're right?
327. I don't, I just find it hard to operate on the opposite assumption.
328. And why are you so afraid of making a mistake?
329. Because I'm a doctor.
330. Because when we make mistakes people die.
331. Come on.
332. People used to have more respect for cripples you know!
333. They didn't really.
334. So, how ya feeling?
335. Much better, thanks.
336. Are you Dr. House?
337. I thought he was a he, but...?
338. No.
339. Don't eat too much too fast.
340. Thank him for me.
341. Right.
342. Should I discontinue the treatment, boss?
343. You got lucky.
344. Cool, huh?
345. Ok, once again.
346. Good.
347. Am I ever gonna meet Dr. House?
348. Well, you might run into him at the movies or on the bus.
349. Is he a good man?
350. He's a good doctor.
351. Can you be one without the other?
352. Don't you have to care about people?
353. Caring's a good motivator.
354. He's found something else.
355. - Feel this?
- umhmm
356. - How about this?
- umhmm
357. Ok squeeze.
358. Harder.
359. All right.
360. He's your friend, huh?
361. Yeah
362. Does he care about you?
363. I think so.
364. You don't know?
365. As Dr. House likes to say, "Everybody lies."
366. It's not what people say, it's what they do.
367. Yes, he cares about me.
368. I can't see. I can't see.
369. A little help in here!
370. Your chest will be sore for a while.
371. We needed to shock you to get your heart going.
372. Ok. Can you arrange these to tell a story?
373. She couldn't put them in order.
374. Could the damage have been caused by a lack of oxygen during her seizure?
375. No, I gave her the same test 5 minutes later and she did just fine.
376. The altered mental status is intermittent, just like the verbal skills.
377. So, what now?
378. Given the latest symptoms it's clearly growing deeper into the brain stem.
379. Soon she won't be able to walk, she'll go blind permanently,
380. and then the respiratory center will fail.
381. How long do we have?
382. If it's a tumor we're talking a month, maybe two,
383. if it's infectious a few weeks,
384. if it's vascular that'll probably be fastest of all,
385. maybe a week.
386. We're gonna stop all treatment.
387. I still think it's a tumor.
I think we should go back to the radiation.
388. She didn't respond to the radiation.
389. Well, maybe we didn't see the effects
until after we started steroids.
390. No, it's not a tumor.
The steroids did something,
391. I just don't know what.
392. So we're just gonna do nothing?
We're just gonna watch her die?
393. Yeah, we're gonna watch her die.
394. Specifically we're gonna watch how fast she's dying.
395. You just told us, each diagnosis has its own timeframe.
When we see how fast it's killing her we'll know what it is.
396. And by then maybe there's nothing we can do about it.
397. There's got to be something we can do,
something better than watching her die.
398. Well, I got nothing. How about you?
399. Bastard. Oh, Cameron,
I need you for a couple of hours.
400. What's up?
401. When you break into someone's house,
it's always better to have a white chick with you.
402. Adler's house?
Why don't we just ask her for a key?
403. For all we know she could be running a meth lab out of her basement.
404. I'm tired a lot.
405. Any other reason you think you may have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome?
406. It's kinda the definition isn't it?
407. It's kinda the definition of getting older.
408. I had a couple headaches last month,
409. mild fever, sometimes I can't sleep,
and I have trouble concentrating.
410. Apparently not while researching this stuff on the internet.
411. I was thinking it also might be fibromyalgia.
412. Excellent diagnosis!
413. Is there anything for that?
414. Ya know, I think there might just be.
415. I need 36 Vicodin, and change for a dollar.
416. Exam room 2.
417. House doesn't believe in pretense.
418. Figures life's too short and too painful.
419. So he just says what he thinks.
420. Nothing interesting in the garbage.
421. "I say what I think" is just another way of saying "I'm an ass."
422. Well, if you wanted to be judged on your medical prowess only, maybe you shouldn't have broken into someone's home.
423. I was 16!
424. Don't know about ticks, but her dog's definitely got fleas.
425. I managed to make it to 17
without a criminal record.
426. Yeah? Well you obviously didn't grow up in my neighborhood.
427. That's right. You stole a loaf of bread to feed your starving family right?
428. You always eat during break-ins?
429. Am I supposed to respect their food more than I respect their DVD players?
430. You want some?
431. No.
432. You gonna go hungry until she dies?
433. No.
434. You know what, after centuries of slavery,
435. decades of civil rights marches, and, more significantly, living like a monk,
436. never getting less then a 4.0 GPA,
437. you don't think it's kind of disgusting I get one of the top jobs in the country because I'm a delinquent?
438. We'll eat, then we'll tear up the carpet.
439. You went to Hopkins right?
440. Yep.
441. So, you went to a better school than I did,
got better grades than I did.
442. So how'd you get the job?
443. Did you stab a guy in a bar fight?
444. Nothing.
445. It's not a tumor;
446. she's getting worse too fast.
447. She can't stand up.
448. No toxins, no medication?
449. Nothing that would explain these symptoms.
450. Family history of neurological problems?
451. Not that I could tell from her underwear drawer.
452. You said nothing that would explain these symptoms.
453. What did you find that doesn't explain these symptoms?
454. Dr. Wilson convinced you to treat this patient under false pretenses.
455. Adler's not his cousin.
456. That's ridiculous. You can ask her yourself.
Can we get back to...
457. She's not Jewish!
458. Rachel Adler's not Jewish?
459. I had ham at her apartment!
460. Dr. Foreman, a lot of Jews have non-Jewish relatives, and most of us don't keep kosher.
461. I can see getting through high school without learning a thing about Jews, but medical school...
462. Ok, maybe she's Jewish,
but she's definitely not your cousin.
463. Really? This guy's ... he
464. You don't even know her name!
465. You called her Rachel; her name is Rebecca!
466. Yes, yes, her name is Rebecca.
467. I call her Rachel.
468. You idiot!
469. Hey... listen...
470. Not you, him! You said you didn't find anything.
471. Everything I found was in
472. You found ham.
473. So?
474. Where there's ham there's pork,
where there's pork there's neurocysticercosis.
475. Tapeworm?
476. You think she's got a worm in her brain?
477. It fits. Could have been living there for years, it never occurred to me
478. Millions of people eat ham every day.
It's quite a leap to think that she's got a tapeworm.
479. OK, Mr. Neurologist.
480. What happens when you give steroids
to a person who has a tapeworm?
481. They, they get a little better
and then they get worse.
482. Just like Rebecca Adler did.
483. In a typical case if you don't cook pork well enough you ingest live tapeworm larvae.
484. They got these little hooks they grab onto your bowel, they live, they grow up, they reproduce.
485. Reproduce?
486. There's only got one lesion,
and it's nowhere near her bowel.
487. That's because this is not a typical case.
488. Tapeworm can produce 20 to 30,000 eggs a day.
489. Guess where they go.
490. Out.
491. Not all of them. Unlike the larvae,
492. the egg can pass right through the walls of the intestines
493. and into the blood stream.
494. And where does the blood stream go?
495. Everywhere.
496. As long as it's healthy the immune system doesn't even know it's there.
497. The worm builds a wall, uses secretions to shut down the body's immune response and control fluid flow.
498. It's really kinda beautiful.
499. As long as it's healthy, so what do we do?
500. Call a vet and nurse the little guy back to health?
501. It's too late for that.
502. It's dying, and as it dies this parasite loses the ability to control of the host's defenses.
503. The immune system wakes up and attacks the worm
504. and everything starts to swell,
and that is very bad for the brain.
505. It could still be a hundred other things.
506. The eosinophil count was normal.
507. It's only abnormal in 30% of cases.
508. Proving nothing.
509. No, no, no, no, you see, it fits,
it's perfect! It explains everything.
510. But it proves nothing.
511. I can prove it by treating it.
512. No, you can't.
513. I was just with her, she doesn't want any more treatments,
514. she doesn't want any more experiments,
515. she wants to go home and die.
516. Will you excuse us, please?
517. I'm Dr. House.
518. It's good to meet you.
519. You're being an idiot. Ahem.
520. You have a tapeworm in your brain,
521. it's not pleasant, but if we don't do anything you'll be dead by the weekend.
522. Have you actually seen the worm?
523. When you're all better
I'll show you my diplomas.
524. You were sure I had vasculitis too.
525. Now I can't walk and I'm wearing a diaper.
526. What's this treatment gonna do for me?
527. I'm not talking about a treatment;
I'm talking about a cure.
528. But because I might be wrong, you want to die.
529. What made you a cripple?
530. I had an infarction.
531. A heart attack?
532. It's what happens when the blood flow is obstructed.
533. If it's in the heart it's a heart attack.
If it's in the lungs it's a pulmonary embolism.
534. If it's in the brain it's a stroke.
I had it in my thigh muscles.
535. Wasn't there something they could do?
536. There was plenty they could do,
if they made the right diagnosis,
537. but the only symptom was pain.
538. Not may people get to experience muscle death.
539. Did you think you were dying?
540. I hoped I was dying.
541. So you hide in your office, refuse to see patients
because you don't like the way people look at you.
542. You feel cheated by life so now
you're gonna get even with the world.
543. You want me to fight this.
544. Why?
545. What makes you think I'm so much better then you?
546. When you're scared, you'll turn into me.
547. I just want to die with a little dignity.
548. There's no such thing!
549. Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born,
550. but it always happens and
there's never any dignity in it.
551. I don't care if you can walk, see,
wipe your own ass. It's always ugly, always.
552. You can live with dignity,
we can't die with it.
553. No treatment.
554. Maybe we can get a court order,
555. override her wishes.
Claim she doesn't have the capacity
to make this decision.
556. But she does.
557. But we could claim that the illness made her
mentally incompetent. Right?
558. Pretty common result.
559. That didn't happen here.
560. He's not gonna do it.
561. She's not just a file to him anymore.
562. He respects her.
563. So because you respect her, you're going to let her die?
564. I solved the case, my work is done.
565. Patients always want proof,
566. we're not making cars here,
we don't give guarantees.
567. I think we can prove it's a worm.
568. It's noninvasive, it's safe.
569. I'm not completely sure but...
570. Yeah, yeah, yeah what's the damn idea?
571. Have you ever seen a worm under an x-ray,
572. a regular old no contrast 100-year-old technology x-ray?
573. They light up like shotgun pellets.
Just like on a contrast MRI.
574. Which is the same thing as a CT scan,
which we did, which proved nothing.
575. Worm cysts is the same density as the cerebrospinal fluid, we're not going to see anything in her head,
576. but Chase is right, he's right, we should x-ray her, but we don't x-ray her brain, we x-ray her leg,
577. worms love thigh muscle.
578. If she's got one in her head I guarantee you there's one in her leg.
579. Hold still, Rebecca.
580. This here is a worm larva.
581. So, if it's in my leg, it's in my brain?
582. Are you looking for a guarantee?
583. It's there, probably been there 6 to 10 years.
584. Could I have more?
585. Probably. It's good news.
586. What do we do now?
587. Now we get you better.
588. Albendazole.
589. Two pills?
590. Yeah, every day for at least a month with a meal.
591. Two pills?
592. Yeah, possible side effects include abdominal pain, nausea, headache, dizziness, fever, and hair loss.
593. We'll probably make you keep taking the pills
even if you get every one of those.
594. Why did you hire me?
595. Does it matter?
596. Kinda hard to work for a guy who doesn't respect you.
597. Why?
598. Is that rhetorical?
599. No, it just seems that way
because you can't think of an answer.
600. Does it make a difference
what I think? I'm a jerk.
601. The only thing that matters is what you think.
602. Can you do the job?
603. You hired a black guy
because he had a juvenile record.
604. No, it wasn't a racial thing,
I didn't see a black guy.
605. I just saw a doctor with a juvenile record.
606. I hired Chase 'cause his dad made a phone call.
607. I hired you because you are extremely pretty.
608. You hired me to get into my pants?
609. I can't believe that that would shock you.
610. It's also not what I said. No,
I hired you because you look good;
611. it's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby.
612. I was in the top of my class.
613. But not THE top.
614. I did an internship at the Mayo Clinic.
615. Yes, you were a very good applicant.
616. But not the best?
617. Would that upset you, really,
618. to think that you were hired because of
some genetic gift of beauty instead of some genetic gift of intelligence?
619. I worked very hard to get where I am.
620. But you didn't have to.
621. People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That's the law of nature,
622. and you defied it. That's why I hired you.
623. You could have married rich, could have been a model, you could have just shown up and people would have given you stuff.
624. Lots of stuff, but you didn't, you worked your stunning little ass off.
625. Am I supposed to be flattered?
626. Gorgeous women do not go to medical school.
627. Unless they're as damaged as they are beautiful.
628. Were you abused by a family member?
629. No!
630. Sexually assaulted?
631. No.
632. But you are damaged, aren't you?
633. I have to go.
634. I followed her.
635. I couldn't stop thinking about what that doctor said.
636. I told you not to listen to him, he's an idiot.
637. I was ORANGE.
638. I don't want to know what you found out.
639. You don't care?
640. I'm your doctor,
641. you've been good to me and good to this hospital, of course I care,
642. but I don't see how this conversation can end well for me.
643. Either your wife is having an affair,
or she's not having an affair
644. and you have come here because
you rightly think I should fire him,
645. but I can't even if it cost me your money,
646. the son of a bitch is the best doctor we have.
647. Feeling any better?
648. I can't complain.
649. As you know the hospital has certain rules,
and as you also know we tend to ignore them,
650. but I think this one's gonna be a little obvious
unless we get your help.
651. If anyone asks, you have 11 daughters and 5 sons.
652. Hi, you guys!
653. Hi!
654. Look who's here!
655. It's so good to see you guys! I missed you!
656. Is this for me? It's beautiful!
657. Oh, I love you guys.
658. I wanted to thank Dr. House,
but he never visited again.
659. He cured you, you didn't cure him.
660. Ok, I want a hug and a kiss
from every single one of you.
Get up here right now!
661. There.
662. Hold on.
663. She's converted.
664. You said she was your cousin.
665. Why would you lie?
666. It got you to take the case.
667. You lied to a friend to save a stranger,
you don't think that's screwed up?
668. You've never lied to me?
669. I NEVER lie.
670. Oh, really.
671. Why do we do this?
672. Because we're doctors,
when we make mistakes people die.
673. Dr. House? You have a patient.
674. He says he needs a refill.
675. Got change for a dollar?
676. "No, you can't always get what you want."
"You can't always get what you want."