1. Why are you late?
You're not going to
like the answer.
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2. I already know the answer.
I missed the bus.
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3. I don't doubt it.
No bus stops near Brad's.
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4. You spent the night,
the alarm didn't work—
or maybe it did.
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5. I didn't sleep with him.
Girl, either there's something—
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6. I missed the bus!
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7. There's something
either very wrong with you
or something very wrong with him.
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8. There's nothing wrong with him.
Please tell me
you know that for a fact.
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9. Melanie, I gotta go.
You're lying, aren't you?
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10. I wouldn't lie to you.
Good morning, guys!
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11. Good morning, Miss Rebecca!
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12. Everybody's in their seats?
Yes.
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13. Okay. Sydney, why don't you tell us
what you did this weekend?
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15. Come on, Sydney.
We know you're not shy.
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16. How come we always
have to tell you what we did,
and you never tell us what you did?
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17. Okay.
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18. I had a really great weekend.
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19. - But you can't tell
Miss Melanie, okay?
- What did you do?
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20. I made a new friend.
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21. It's so much fun
to make new friends, isn't it?
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22. Yeah.
Yeah.
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23. Did you tell your mom and dad
about your new friend?
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24. Absolutely.
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25. You should never keep anything
from your parents.
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26. And I told mine—
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27. Wha—
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28. Ca— Ba—
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29. Ha— Ba— Cra—
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30. C— A— L—
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31. H— E— "The!"
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32. We know that word.
"The."
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33. Twenty-nine-year old female.
First seizure one month ago.
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34. Lost the ability to speak.
Babbled like a baby.
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35. Progressive deterioration
of mental status.
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36. You see that?
They all assume I'm a patient
because of this cane.
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37. So put on a white coat
like the rest of us.
I don't want them to think I'm a doctor.
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38. You see where the administration
might have a problem
with that attitude?
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39. People don't want a sick doctor.
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40. That's fair enough.
I don't like healthy patients.
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41. The 29-year old female—
The one who can't talk?
I like that part.
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42. She's my cousin.
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43. And your cousin
doesn't like the diagnosis.
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44. I wouldn't either.
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45. Brain tumor.
She's going to die. Boring.
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46. No wonder you're such
a renowned diagnostician.
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47. You don't need to actually know anything
to figure out what's wrong.
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48. You're the oncologist.
I'm just a lowly infectious disease guy.
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49. Yes.
Just a simple country doctor.
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50. Brain tumors at her age
are highly unlikely.
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51. She's 29.
Whatever she's got
is highly unlikely.
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52. The protein markers for the three most
prevalent brain cancers came up negative.
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53. That's an H.M.O. lab. Might as well have sent it
to a high school kid with a chemistry set.
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54. No family history.
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55. I thought your uncle
died of cancer.
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56. Other side.
No environmental factors.
That you know of.
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57. And she's not responding
to radiation treatment.
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58. None of which is even close
to dispositive.
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59. All it does is raise one question:
Your cousin goes to an H.M.O.?
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60. Come on. Why leave all the fun
for the coroner?
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61. What's the point of putting together a team
if you're not gonna use them?
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62. You've got three overqualified doctors
working for you, getting bored.
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63. It's a lesion.
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64. And the big green thing in the middle
of the bigger blue thing on a map...
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65. is an island.
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66. I was hoping for something
a bit more creative.
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67. Shouldn't we be speaking to the patient
before we start diagnosing?
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68. - Is she a doctor?
- No, but—
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69. - Everybody lies.
- Dr. House doesn't like
dealing with patients.
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70. Isn't treating patients
why we became doctors?
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71. No. Treating illnesses
is why we became doctors.
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72. Treating patients
is what makes most doctors miserable.
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73. So you're trying to eliminate the humanity
from the practice of medicine?
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74. If we don't talk to them,
they can't lie to us,
and we can't lie to them.
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75. Humanity's overrated.
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76. - I don't think it's a tumor.
- First year medical school— if you hear
hoof beats, you think horses, not zebras.
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77. Are you in
first year medical school?
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78. No. First of all,
there's nothing on the CAT scan.
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79. Second of all, if this is a horse,
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80. then her kindly family doctor in Trenton
makes the obvious diagnosis,
and it never gets near this office.
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81. Differential diagnosis, people.
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82. If it's not a tumor,
what are the suspects?
Why couldn't she talk?
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83. Aneurysm, stroke
or some other ischemic syndrome.
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84. - Get her a contrast M.R.I.
- Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?
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85. - Mad cow?
- Mad zebra.
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86. Wernicke's encephalopathy.
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87. No. Blood thiamine level was normal.
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88. The lab in Trenton
could have screwed up the blood tests.
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89. I assume it's a corollary if "people lie"
that "people screw up".
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90. Redraw the blood tests and get her
scheduled for that contrast M.R.I. ASAP.
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91. Let's find out what kind of zebra
we're treating here.
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92. Radiology, please call the page.
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93. Radiology, please call the page.
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94. I was expecting you in my office
20 minutes ago.
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95. Really? Well, that's odd
because I had no intention of
being in your office 20 minutes ago.
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96. You think we have nothing to talk about?
No. I just can't think of anything
I'd be interested in.
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97. I sign your paychecks.
I have tenure.
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98. Are you gonna grab my cane now,
stop me from leaving?
That would be juvenile.
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99. I can still fire you
if you're not doing your job.
I'm here from 9:00 to 5:00.
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100. Your billings
are practically nonexistent.
Rough year.
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101. You ignore requests for consults.
I call back.
Sometimes I misdial.
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102. You're six years behind
on your obligations to the clinic.
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103. See? I was right.
This doesn't interest me.
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104. Six years times three weeks—
you owe me better than four months.
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105. It's 5:00.
I'm going home.
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106. To what?
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107. Nice.
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108. Look, Dr. House, the only reason
why I don't fire you...
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109. is because your reputation
is still worth something
to this hospital.
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110. Excellent. We have a point of agreement—
you're not gonna fire me.
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111. Your reputation won't last
if you don't do your job.
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112. The clinic is part of your job.
I want you to do your job.
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113. But, as the philosopher Jagger once said,
"You can't always get what you want".
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114. You're not my doctor.
Are you Dr. House?
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115. Thankfully, no.
I'm Dr. Chase.
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116. Dr. House
is the head of diagnostic medicine.
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117. He's very busy, but he has taken
a keen interest in your case.
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118. We inject gadolinium into a vein.
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119. It distributes itself throughout your brain
and acts as a contrast material
for the magnetic resonance imager.
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120. Basically, whatever's in your head
lights up like a Christmas tree.
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121. - It might make you feel
a little light-headed.
- Dr. Cameron.
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122. I'm sorry. I have to stop you.
There is a problem.
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123. You pulled my authorization!
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124. Yes.
Why are you yelling?
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125. No M.R.I.'s, no imaging studies,
no labs.
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126. You also can't make
long distance phone calls.
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127. - If you're going to fire me,
have the guts to face me.
- Or photocopies. You're still yelling.
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128. I'm angry!
You're risking a patient's life.
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129. - I assume those are two separate points.
- You showed me disrespect.
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130. You embarrassed me.
And as long as I work here,
you have no legal—
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131. Is the yelling
designed to scare me?
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132. Because I'm not sure what it is
I'm supposed to be scared of.
More yelling?
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133. That's not scary.
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134. That you're going to hurt me? That's scary.
But I'm pretty sure I can outrun you.
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135. Oh, I looked into that philosopher
you quoted— Jagger.
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136. And you're right,
you can't always get what you want.
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137. But as it turns out,
"If you try sometimes,
you get what you need".
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138. So, because you want me
to treat patients,
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139. you're not letting me treat patients?
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140. I need you to do your job.
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141. Do the M.R.I.
She folded.
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142. I've got to do four hours a week
in this clinic until I make up
the time I've missed.
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143. 2054.
I'll be caught up in 2054.
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144. You better love this cousin
a whole lot.
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145. All right, Rebecca,
I know you may feel
a little claustrophobic in there,
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146. but we need you to remain still.
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147. Okay, we're going to begin.
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148. I don't feel so good.
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149. It's all right.
Just try to relax.
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150. Rebecca?
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151. Rebecca?
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152. Rebecca?
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153. Get her out of there.
Oh, she probably fell asleep.
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154. She's exhausted.
She was claustrophobic
30 seconds ago.
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155. - She's not sleeping.
We gotta get her out of there.
- It'll just be another minute.
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156. If she's having an allergic reaction
to the gadolinium,
she'll be dead in two minutes.
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157. Hold her neck.
All right.
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158. Oh, she's ashen.
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159. She's not breathing.
Epi,5.
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160. Come on.
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161. I can't ventilate.
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162. - Too much edema.
Where's the surgical airway kit?
- Yep. Coming.
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163. Good call.
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164. We'll get that tube out
of your throat later today.
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165. Just get some rest for now, okay?
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166. Told you.
You can't trust people.
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167. She probably knew
she was allergic to gadolinium.
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168. Figured it was an easy way
to get someone to cut a hole in her throat.
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169. Can't get a picture.
Gonna have to get a thousand words.
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170. You actually want me to talk to
the patient, get a history?
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171. We need to know if there's
some genetic or environmental cause
that's triggering an inflammatory response.
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172. I thought everybody lied.
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173. Truth begins in lies.
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174. Think about it.
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175. That doesn't mean anything,
does it?
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176. 12:52 p.m. Dr. House checks in.
Please write that down.
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177. Do you have cable TV
here somewhere?
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178. General Hospital
starts in eight minutes.
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179. No TV, but we've got patients.
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180. Can't you give out
the aspirin yourself?
I'll do paperwork.
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181. I made sure your first case
was an interesting one.
Cough just won't go away?
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182. Runny nose looks a funny color?
Patient admitted
complaining of back spasms.
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183. Oh? I think I read about something like that
in the New England Journal of Medicine.
Patient is orange.
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184. The color?
No, the fruit.
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185. You mean yellow.
It's jaundice.
I mean orange.
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186. Well, how orange?
It's probably—
Exam room one.
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187. Dr. Kahn, you're needed in pediatrics.
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188. I was playing golf
and my cleats got stuck.
It hurt a little, but I kept playing.
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189. The next morning,
I could barely stand up.
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190. Well, you're smiling,
so I take it that means this isn't serious.
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191. What's that?
What are you doing?
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192. Painkillers.
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193. Oh, for you.
For your leg.
No, 'cause they're yummy.
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194. You want one?
Make your back feel better.
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195. Unfortunately,
you have a deeper problem.
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196. Your wife is having an affair.
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197. - What?
- You're orange, you moron.
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198. It's one thing for you not to notice,
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199. but if your wife hasn't picked up on the fact
that her husband has changed colors,
she's just not paying attention.
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200. By the way, do you consume
just a ridiculous amount of carrots
and megadose vitamins?
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201. Carrots turn you yellow,
the niacin turns you red.
Find some finger paint and do the math.
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202. And get a good lawyer.
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203. Deep breath.
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204. It's cold.
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205. He's been using his inhaler?
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206. Not in the past few days.
He's, um, only 10.
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207. I worry about children taking
such strong medicine so frequently.
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208. What happened to your leg?
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209. Your doctor probably
was concerned about
the strength of the medicine too.
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210. She probably weighed that danger
against the danger of not breathing.
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211. Oxygen is so important
during those prepubescent years.
Don't you think?
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212. Okay, I'm gonna assume nobody
has ever told you what asthma is.
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213. Or if they have,
you had other things on your mind.
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214. A stimulant triggers cells
in your child's airways...
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215. to release substances
that inflame the air passages
and cause them to contract.
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216. Mucus production increases,
the cell lining starts to shed.
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217. But the steroids—
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218. the steroids stop the inflammation.
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219. The more often this happens—
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220. What?
The more often this happens, what?
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221. Forget it. If you don't trust steroids,
you shouldn't trust doctors.
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222. My mother passed away
four years ago.
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223. She had a heart attack,
and my father broke his back
doing construction—
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224. It's House. It's urgent.
I'm sorry.
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225. You couldn't have knocked?
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226. Steroids. Give her steroids.
High doses of prednisone.
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227. You're looking for support
for a diagnosis of cerebral vasculitis?
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228. Inflammation of blood vessels
in the brain is awfully rare,
especially for someone her age.
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229. - So is a tumor.
Her sed rate is elevated.
- Mildly.
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230. That could mean anything.
Or nothing.
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231. Yeah, I know.
I have no reason
to think that it's vasculitis.
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232. Except that it could be.
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233. If the blood vessels are inflamed,
that's gonna look exactly like what we saw
on the M.R.I. from Trenton County,
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234. and the pressure
is gonna cause neurological symptoms.
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235. - We can't diagnose that without a biopsy.
- Yes, we can.
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236. We treat her.
If she gets better,
we know we're right.
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237. - And if we're wrong?
- Then we learn something else.
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238. Why steroids?
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239. Just part of your treatment.
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240. You haven't had many visitors.
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241. No boyfriend?
Three dates.
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242. I wouldn't have stood by him
if he were vomiting all day.
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243. What about work?
You must have friends from work.
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244. Pretty much everybody I like
is five years old.
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245. The nurse said
you're stopping my radiation.
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246. We're just trying
some alternative medication.
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247. So where's your family from then?
Steroids aren't
an alternative to radiation.
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248. The tests
weren't really conclusive.
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249. We're treating you for vasculitis.
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250. It's the inflammation
of blood vessels in the brain.
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251. I-It's not a tumor?
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252. I don't have a tumor?
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253. You should have told her the truth—
It's a long shot guess.
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254. Thank you.
If House is right, no harm.
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255. If he's wrong,
I've given a dying woman
a couple days' hope.
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256. False hope.
If there was any other type available,
I would have given her that.
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257. Why are you smelling Billy's pants?
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258. I'm not.
Looked like you were.
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259. - I was smelling the floor.
- Oh.
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260. Do you have any pets in this class?
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261. No. But we used to have a gerbil,
but Carly L. dropped a book on it.
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262. Careless.
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263. - Do you need to smell it?
- No. I'm smelling for mold.
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264. I don't need to smell it.
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265. - You could smell our parrot.
- You said you didn't have any pets in this class.
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266. A parrot is a bird.
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267. Listen,
Jackson's not the father—
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268. Parrots are the primary source
of psittacosis.
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269. It's not the parrot.
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270. And psittacosis can lead to nerve problems
and neurological complications.
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271. How many kids were in the class?
Twenty.
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272. How many are home sick?
None, but—
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273. None. But you figured
that five-year-olds are more serious
about bird hygiene than their teacher?
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274. Have you been through her home?
She lives in Trenton.
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275. I can go up to her room
tomorrow morning,
ask her for the key.
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276. Would the police call for permission
before dropping by
to check out a crime scene?
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277. It's not a crime scene.
As far as I know, she's running
a meth lab out of her basement.
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278. She's a kindergarten teacher.
And if I were a kindergarten student
I would trust her implicitly.
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279. Okay. I'll give you a "for instance".
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280. The lady back there...
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281. who made your egg salad sandwich—
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282. Her eyes look glassy.
Did you notice that?
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283. Now, hospital policy
is to stay home if you're sick.
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284. But if you're making $8.00 an hour,
then you kind of need
the $8.00 an hour, right?
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285. And the sign in the bathroom
says that employees must wash
after using the facilities,
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286. but I figure that somebody
who wipes snot on a sleeve isn't
hyperconcerned about sanitary conditions.
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287. So what do you think—
should I trust her?
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288. I want you to check the patient's home
for contaminants, garbage, medication.
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289. I can't just break into someone's house.
Isn't that how you got into
the Felkers' home?
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290. Yeah, I know.
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291. Court records are sealed.
You were 16. It was a stupid mistake.
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292. But your old gym teacher
has a big mouth.
Should write a thank-you note.
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293. - I should thank him?
- Well—
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294. I needed somebody around here
with street smarts.
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295. Okay? Who knows
when they're being conned,
knows how to con.
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296. I should sue you.
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297. Pretty sure you can't sue somebody
for wrongful hiring.
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298. But I'm pretty sure I can sue if you fire me
for not breaking into some lady's house.
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299. Doing research.
People are fascinating, aren't they?
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300. Why are you giving Adler steroids?
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301. Because she's my patient.
That's what you do with patients—
you give them medicine.
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302. You don't prescribe medicine
based on guesses.
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303. At least we don't
since Tuskegee and Mengele.
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304. You're comparing me to a Nazi?
Nice.
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305. I'm stopping the treatment.
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306. She's my patient.
It's my hospital.
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307. I did not get her sick.
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308. She is not an experiment.
I have a legitimate theory
about what's wrong with her.
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309. With no proof.
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310. There's never any proof.
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311. Five different doctors
come up with five different diagnoses
based on the same evidence.
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312. You don't have any evidence.
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313. And nobody knows anything, huh?
Then how is it
you always think you're right?
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314. I don't. I just find it hard to operate
on the opposite assumption.
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315. And why are you so afraid
of making a mistake?
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316. Because I'm a doctor.
Because when we make mistakes,
people die.
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317. Oh, come on.
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318. People used to have more
respect for cripples, you know.
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319. They didn't really.
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320. So how you feeling?
Much better, thanks.
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321. Are you Dr. House?
I thought he was a he, but—
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322. No.
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323. Don't eat too much, too fast.
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324. Thank him for me.
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325. Right.
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326. Should I discontinue
the treatment, boss?
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327. You got lucky.
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328. Cool, huh?
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329. Okay, once again.
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330. Good.
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331. Am I ever gonna meet Dr. House?
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332. Well, you might run into him
at the movies or on the bus.
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333. Is he a good man?
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334. He's a good doctor.
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335. Can you be one without the other?
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336. Don't you have to
care about people?
Caring is a good motivator.
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337. He's found something else.
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338. Feel this, both sides?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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339. Okay, squeeze.
Harder. All right.
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340. He's your friend, huh?
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341. Yeah.
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342. Does he care about you?
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343. I think so.
You don't know?
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344. As Dr. House likes to say,
"Everybody lies".
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345. It's not what people say.
It's what they do.
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346. Yeah.
He cares about me.
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347. I can't see.
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348. I can't... see.
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349. A little help in here!
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350. Your chest will be sore for a while.
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351. We needed to shock you
to get your heart going.
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352. Okay, can you arrange these
to tell a story?
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353. She couldn't put them in order.
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354. Could the damage have been caused
by a lack of oxygen during her seizure?
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355. No. I gave her the same test
five minutes later.
She did just fine.
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356. The altered mental status is intermittent,
just like the verbal skills.
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357. So what now?
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358. Given the latest symptoms,
it's clearly growing deeper into the brain stem.
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359. Soon, she won't be able to walk.
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360. She'll go blind permanently,
and then the respiratory center will fail.
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361. How long do we have?
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362. If it's a tumor,
we're talking a month or two.
If it's infectious, a few weeks.
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363. If it's vascular,
that'll probably be fastest of all.
Maybe a week.
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364. We're gonna stop all treatment.
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365. I still think it's a tumor.
I think we should go back
to the radiation.
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366. She didn't respond
to the radiation.
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367. Well, maybe we didn't see the effect
until after we started steroids.
No, it's not a tumor.
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368. Those steroids did something.
I just don't know what.
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369. So we're just gonna do nothing?
We're just gonna watch her die?
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370. Yeah, we're gonna watch her die.
Specifically, we're gonna watch
how fast she's dying.
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371. You just told us—
each diagnosis has its own time frame.
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372. When we see how fast it's killing her,
we'll know what it is.
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373. And by then, maybe there's
nothing we can do about it.
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374. There's got to be
something we can do.
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375. Something better
than watching her die.
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376. Well, I got nothing.
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377. How about you?
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378. Bastard.
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379. Oh, Cameron.
I need you for a couple of hours.
What's up?
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380. When you break into someone's house,
it's better to have a white chick with you.
Adler's house?
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381. Why don't we just ask her for her keys?
For all we know, she'll be running
a meth lab out of her basement.
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382. I'm tired a lot.
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383. Any other reason why you think
you might have chronic fatigue syndrome?
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384. It's kind of the definition, isn't it?
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385. It's kind of the definition
of getting older.
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386. I had a couple headaches last month,
a mild fever. Sometimes I can't sleep,
and I have trouble concentrating.
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387. Apparently not while
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388. I was thinking
it also might be fibromyalgia.
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389. Excellent diagnosis.
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390. Is there anything for that?
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391. You know, I think there just might be.
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392. I need 36 Vicodin
and change for a dollar.
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393. Exam room two.
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394. House doesn't believe in pretense.
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395. Figures life's too short and too painful.
So he just says what he thinks.
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396. Nothing interesting in the garbage.
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397. "I say what I think" is just
another way of saying "I'm an assho"--
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398. Well, if you wanted to be judged
for your medical prowess only,
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399. maybe you shouldn't have
broken into someone's home.
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400. I was 16.
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401. Don't know about ticks,
but her dog's definitely got fleas.
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402. I managed to make it to 17
without a criminal record.
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403. Yeah?
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404. Well, you obviously didn't grow up
in my neighborhood.
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405. That's right. You stole a loaf of bread
to feed your starving family. Right?
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406. You always eat during break-ins?
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407. Am I supposed to respect their food
more than I respect their DVD players?
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408. You want some?
No.
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409. You gonna go hungry until she dies?
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410. No.
You know what?
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411. After centuries of slavery,
decades of civil rights marches...
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412. and, more significantly,
living like a monk,
never getting less than a 4.0 G.P.A.,
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413. you don't think it's kind of disgusting
I get one of the top jobs in the country
because I'm a delinquent?
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414. We'll eat,
then we'll tear up the carpet.
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415. You went to Hopkins, right?
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416. Yep.
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417. So you went to a better school than I did.
You got better grades than I did.
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418. So how did you get the job?
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419. You stab a guy in a bar fight?
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420. Nothing.
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421. It's not a tumor.
She's getting worse too fast.
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422. - She can't stand up.
- No toxins? No medications?
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423. Nothing that would explain
these symptoms.
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424. Family history
of neurological problems?
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425. Not that I could tell
from her underwear drawer.
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426. You said "nothing that would
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427. What did you find that
doesn't explain these symptoms?
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428. Dr. Wilson convinced you
to treat this patient
under false pretenses.
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429. Adler's not his cousin.
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430. That's ridiculous. Ask her yourself.
Can we get ba—
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431. - She's not jewish.
- Rachel Adler's not jewish?
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432. I had ham at her apartment.
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433. Dr. Foreman, a lot of Jews
have non-Jewish relatives,
and most of us don't keep kosher.
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434. I can see getting through high school
without learning a thing about jews,
but medical school?
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435. Okay, maybe she's Jewish,
but she's definitely not your cousin.
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436. Really? This guy is—
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437. You don't even know her name.
You called her Rachel.
Her name is Rebecca.
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438. Yes. Yes, her name is Rebecca.
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439. I-I call her Rachel.
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440. You idiot!
Listen, he's—
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441. Not you. Him.
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442. - You said you didn't find anything.
- Everything I found was in my—
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443. - You found ham.
- So?
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444. Where there's ham, there's pork.
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445. Where there's pork,
there's neurocysticercosis.
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446. Tapeworm? You think
she's got a worm in her brain?
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447. It fits.
Could have been living there for years.
Never occurred to me that—
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448. Millions of people eat ham every day.
It's quite a leap to think
that's she's got a tapeworm.
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449. Okay, Mr. Neurologist,
what happens when you give steroids
to a person who has a tapeworm?
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450. They— They get a little better,
and— and then they get worse.
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451. Just like Rebecca Adler did.
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452. In a typical case,
if you don't cook pork well enough,
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453. you digest live tapeworm larvae.
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454. They've got these little hooks,
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455. they grab onto your bowel,
they live, they grow up, they reproduce.
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456. Reproduce? There's only one lesion,
and it's nowhere near her bowel.
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457. That's because
this is not a typical case.
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458. Tapeworm can produce
20,000 to 30,000 eggs a day.
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459. Guess where they go?
Out.
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460. Not all of them.
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461. Unlike the larvae, the egg can pass
right through the walls of the intestines
into the bloodstream.
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462. And where does the bloodstream go?
Everywhere.
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463. As long as it's healthy, the immune system
doesn't even know it's there.
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464. The worm builds a wall, uses secretions
to shut down the body's immune response
and control fluid flow.
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465. It's really very beautiful.
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466. As long as it's healthy.
So what do we do?
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467. Call a vet,
nurse the little guy back to health?
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468. It's too late for that.
It's dying.
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469. And as it dies, this parasite loses
the ability to control the host's defenses.
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470. The immune system wakes up,
attacks the worm,
and everything starts to swell.
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471. And that is very bad for the brain.
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472. It could still be
a hundred other things.
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473. The eosinophil count was normal.
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474. - It's only abnormal in 30% of cases.
- Proving nothing.
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475. No, no, no, no. It—
Don't you see? It fits. It's perfect.
It explains everything.
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476. - But it proves nothing.
- I can prove it by treating it.
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477. No, you can't.
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478. I was just with her.
She doesn't want any more treatments.
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479. She doesn't want any more experiments.
She wants to go home and die.
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480. Would you excuse us, please?
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481. I'm Dr. House.
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482. It's good to meet you.
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483. You're being an idiot.
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484. You have a tapeworm
in your brain.
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485. It's not pleasant,
but if we don't do anything,
you'll be dead by the weekend.
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486. Have you actually seen the worm?
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487. When you're all better,
I'll show you my diplomas.
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488. You were sure
I had vasculitis too.
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489. Now I can't walk
and I'm wearing a diaper.
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490. What's this treatment
gonna do for me?
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491. I'm not talking about a treatment.
I'm talking about a cure.
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492. But because I might be wrong,
you want to die.
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493. What made you a cripple?
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494. I had an infarction.
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495. A heart attack?
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496. It's what happens
when blood flow is obstructed.
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497. If it's in the heart, it's a heart attack.
If it's in the lungs, it's a pulmonary embolism.
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498. If it's in the brain, it's a stroke.
I had it in my thigh muscles.
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499. Wasn't there something
they could do?
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500. There was plenty they could do,
if they'd made the right diagnosis.
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501. But the only symptom was pain.
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502. Not many people get to
experience muscle death.
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503. Did you think you were dying?
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504. I hoped I was dying.
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505. So you hide in your office,
refuse to see patients...
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506. because you don't like
the way people look at you.
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507. You feel cheated by life, so now
you're gonna get even with the world.
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508. But you want me to fight this.
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509. Why?
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510. What makes you think
I'm so much better than you?
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511. What, you're scared
you'll turn into me?
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512. I just want to die
with a little dignity.
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513. There's no such thing.
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514. Our bodies break down.
Sometimes when we're 90.
Sometimes before we're even born.
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515. But it always happens,
and there's never any dignity in it.
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516. I don't care if you can walk,
see, wipe your own ass.
It's always ugly. Always.
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517. We can live with dignity.
We can't die with it.
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518. No treatment.
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519. Maybe we can get a court order,
uh, override her wishes,
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520. claim she doesn't have the capacity
to make this decision.
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521. But she does.
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522. But we could claim that the illness
made her mentally incompetent, right?
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523. A pretty common result.
That didn't happen here.
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524. He's not gonna do it.
She's not just a file to him anymore.
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525. He respects her.
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526. So because you respect her,
you're going to let her die?
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527. I solved the case.
My work is done.
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528. Patients always want proof.
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529. We're not making cars here.
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530. We don't give guarantees.
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531. I think we can prove it's a worm.
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532. It's noninvasive. It's safe.
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533. I'm not completely sure, but—
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's the damn idea?
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534. Have you ever seen a worm
under an X-ray?
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535. A regular, old, no-contrast,
hundred-year-old-technology X-ray?
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536. They light up like shotgun pellets,
just like on a contrast M.R.I.
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537. Which is the same thing as a CT scan,
which we did, which proved nothing.
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538. The worm's cyst is the same density
as the cerebrospinal fluid.
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539. We're not gonna see anything
in her head.
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540. But Chase is right. He's right.
We should X-ray her.
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541. But we don't X-ray her brain.
We X-ray her leg.
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542. Worms love thigh muscle.
If she's got one in her head,
I guarantee you there's one in her leg.
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543. Hold still, Rebecca.
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544. This here...
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545. is a worm larva.
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546. So, if it's in my leg,
it's in my brain?
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547. Are you looking for a guarantee?
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548. It's there.
Probably been there six to 10 years.
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549. - Do I have more?
- Probably.
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550. It's good news.
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551. - What do we do now?
- Now we get you better.
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552. Albendazole.
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553. - Two pills?
- Yeah. Every day,
for at least a month, with a meal.
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554. - Two pills?
- Yeah.
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555. Possible side effects
include abdominal pain, nausea,
headaches, dizziness, fever...
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556. and hair loss.
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557. We'll probably make you keep taking the pills
even if you get every one of those.
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558. Why did you hire me?
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559. - Does it matter?
- Kinda hard to work for a guy
who doesn't respect you.
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560. - Why?
- Is that rhetorical?
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561. No. It just seems that way
'cause you can't think of an answer.
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562. Does it make a difference
what I think?
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563. I'm a jerk. The only thing that matters
is what you think. Can you do the job?
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564. You hired a black guy
because he had a juvenile record.
No.
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565. It wasn't a racial thing.
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566. I didn't see a black guy.
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567. I just saw a doctor...
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568. with a juvenile record.
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569. I hired Chase
'cause his dad made a phone call.
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570. I hired you...
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571. because you are extremely pretty.
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572. You hired me
to get into my pants?
I can't believe that that would shock you.
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573. It's also not what I said.
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574. No, I hired you
because you look good.
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575. It's like having a nice piece of art
in the lobby.
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576. - I was in the top of my class.
- But not the top.
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577. I did an internship
at the Mayo Clinic.
Yeah. You were a very good applicant.
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578. But not the best.
Would that upset you?
Really?
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579. To think that you were hired
because of some genetic gift of beauty
instead of some genetic gift of intelligence?
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580. I worked very hard
to get where I am.
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581. But you didn't have to.
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582. People choose the paths
that gain them the greatest rewards
for the least amount of effort.
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583. That's a law of nature,
and you defied it.
That's why I hired you.
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584. You could have married rich.
You could have been a model.
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585. You could have just shown up
and people would have given you stuff.
Lots of stuff.
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586. But you didn't.
You worked your stunning little ass off.
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587. Am I supposed to be flattered?
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588. Gorgeous women
do not go to medical school...
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589. unless they're as damaged
as they are beautiful.
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590. Were you abused
by a family member?
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591. - No.
- Sexually assaulted?
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592. No!
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593. But you are damaged, aren't you?
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594. I have to go.
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595. I followed her.
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596. - Oh.
- I couldn't stop thinking
about what that doctor said.
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597. - I told you not to listen to him.
He's an idiot.
- I was orange!
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598. - I don't want to know what you found out.
- You don't care?
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599. I'm your doctor.
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600. You've been good to me
and good to this hospital.
Of course I care.
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601. But I don't see how this conversation
can end well for me.
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602. Either your wife is having an affair,
or she's not having an affair,
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603. and you have come here
because you rightly think I should fire him.
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604. But I can't.
Even if it costs me your money.
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605. The son of a bitch
is the best doctor we have.
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606. Feeling any better?
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607. I can't complain.
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608. As you know,
the hospital has certain rules.
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609. And as you also know,
we tend to ignore them.
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610. But I think this one's gonna be
a little obvious unless we get your help.
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611. If anyone asks,
you have 11 daughters and five sons.
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612. Hi! Look who's here!
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613. It's so good to see you guys.
I missed you.
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614. Is this for me?
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615. It's beautiful.
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616. Oh, I love you guys.
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617. I wanted to thank Dr. House,
but he never visited again.
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618. He cured you.
You didn't cure him.
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619. Okay, I want a hug and a kiss
from every single one of you!
Get up here right now!
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620. - There.
- Hold on.
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621. She's converted.
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622. You said she was your cousin.
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624. It got you to take the case.
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625. You lied to a friend to save a stranger.
You don't think
that's kind of screwed up?
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626. You've never lied to me?
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627. I never lie.
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628. Oh. Right.
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629. - Why do we do this?
- Because we're doctors.
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630. If we make mistakes, people die.
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632. You have a patient.
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633. He says he needs a refill.
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