1. Come on, come on, make the—Copy !req
2. Oh, you—Copy !req
3. You motherfucker, you!Copy !req
4. You...
You fucking...Copy !req
5. You fucking—Copy !req
6. You can't make a simple shot?
Just put it in!Copy !req
7. - Oh, my man.Copy !req
8. - Hey, you shut your mouth,
Carl.Copy !req
9. Shut your fucking mouth.
This fucking shit ain't funny.Copy !req
10. - This shit's hilarious,
absolutely funny, look at you.Copy !req
11. Getting your blood pressure
all up for what?Copy !req
12. 'Cause you're losing
your hard-earned money?Copy !req
13. Why?
'Cause of a young rich brotherCopy !req
14. who can't hit a foul shot.Copy !req
15. And you can't call him nigger
'cause I'm sitting at the bar!Copy !req
16. - Carl, shut up, I'm gonna get
mad now, I'm serious.Copy !req
17. - Oh, don't get mad, Uncle Pete,
you know I love you.Copy !req
18. I'm just gonna laugh harder.Copy !req
19. - Yeah, the only part
he got wrongCopy !req
20. is that his
money's hard-earned.Copy !req
21. - Yeah, get the phone, you fuck.Copy !req
22. - Horace & Pete's.Copy !req
23. Yeah.Copy !req
24. No, no, we don't.Copy !req
25. You all right?Copy !req
26. - So far so good.Copy !req
27. Why?Copy !req
28. - Nothing.Copy !req
29. - You want half this?Copy !req
30. - What bothers me is that women
want to just ignore the factCopy !req
31. that there is some
responsibility to the personCopy !req
32. that's growing inside them.
- I know, but imagine if you hadCopy !req
33. a guy growing in your stomach,
you know?Copy !req
34. It's not the greatest thing
going on in your life.Copy !req
35. Wouldn't you want
to have some sayCopy !req
36. of whether or not
you can get it out of there?Copy !req
37. - Yeah, but I don't have those
parts, okay?Copy !req
38. I wasn't born to have babies.Copy !req
39. I didn't draw that straw.Copy !req
40. At a certain point,
isn't there an obligationCopy !req
41. to live by what you are?Copy !req
42. What you
happen to be?Copy !req
43. I mean, I know everybody'srights
are the most important thing,Copy !req
44. but does nature have any rights
ahead of you?Copy !req
45. Even when—
Actually, especially when—Copy !req
46. it comes to your own body?Copy !req
47. Like, if I get cancer,
I don't just go,Copy !req
48. "Oh, well, it's my right not to
have it,Copy !req
49. so, just, cancer, get out."Copy !req
50. You're a woman.
You have a womb.Copy !req
51. And if a sperm gets up there
and fertilizes an egg,Copy !req
52. you have the baby.
Is that ever a thing?Copy !req
53. - I don't know, eyebrows.Copy !req
54. Let's say I ate a meatball subCopy !req
55. and some chocolate
and a bunch of cheese.Copy !req
56. I'm gonna have a shit inside me
like a rock.Copy !req
57. It's my right to eat some
prunes, liquidate that shitCopy !req
58. and piss it out of my asshole.Copy !req
59. I don't have to pass it
fucking solid.Copy !req
60. Hey, that's my right.
- Hey, hey, watch your mouth.Copy !req
61. That's God's childrenCopy !req
62. you're talking about there,
you motherfucker.Copy !req
63. - No, it's not.
I'm talking about a big,Copy !req
64. hard shit Id' rather
be diarrhea.Copy !req
65. - Same thing.
- It is?Copy !req
66. - You were making an analogy.
Don't act stupid.Copy !req
67. You're talking about
these baby-killing broads.Copy !req
68. - So you think abortion
is murder?Copy !req
69. - Think ain't any part of it.
It is murder.Copy !req
70. and it don't matter,
because whoever does it,Copy !req
71. the baby and the mother go
straight to hell.Copy !req
72. - Wait, they both go to hell?Copy !req
73. - The mother because
she's a murdering whoreCopy !req
74. and the baby because he ain't
been baptized.Copy !req
75. - Well, at least they're
together.Copy !req
76. - Yeah, that's right.
That's kinda nice.Copy !req
77. - Well, it is a bit awkward.Copy !req
78. She did try
to kill the little guy.Copy !req
79. Now they're together?
Eww.Copy !req
80. - Yeah, but they're not
together right away.Copy !req
81. I mean, you don't just go,
like, straight to hell.Copy !req
82. I mean, you have to be dead,
you know?Copy !req
83. It's not like you commit a sin
and then you go straight there.Copy !req
84. You have to live your life
and die first.Copy !req
85. - That's right, yeah.
Then you get down there,Copy !req
86. you're like,
"What the Hell am I doing here?Copy !req
87. "Oh, right.
I had that abortion.Copy !req
88. Fuck me."Copy !req
89. - Plus, a baby doesn't
automatically go to hellCopy !req
90. just because it ain't been
baptized, so...Copy !req
91. So where does it go?Copy !req
92. - Well, it used to go to limbo,
but that's been disbanded.Copy !req
93. Not disbanded, um...Copy !req
94. Nullified, by the church.Copy !req
95. - That's what I don't get.Copy !req
96. So the church just decides
what goes on in heaven and hell.Copy !req
97. So all these aborted babies
are just in limbo,Copy !req
98. then the pope makes
a declarationCopy !req
99. and then what—
Like, an angel goes,Copy !req
100. "Okay, uh, listen up,
you damned babies.Copy !req
101. "Limbo's closing.Copy !req
102. "We no longer exist in the
church's fucked up imagination,Copy !req
103. so kindly, single file line into
those buses to hell."Copy !req
104. That's what you're telling me?Copy !req
105. - All right, well,
so where do the babies go now?Copy !req
106. Is it purgatory?Copy !req
107. - Nah, purgatory's different.Copy !req
108. That's— That's where they
weigh your sins.Copy !req
109. It's like, uh,
triage for the afterlife.Copy !req
110. - No, the kid goes to hell.Copy !req
111. That's it,
just like the scumbag mother,Copy !req
112. whenever the fuck she dies.Copy !req
113. - Yeah, but it's not a kid
if it's aborted.Copy !req
114. It's— It's a fetus.Copy !req
115. I mean, it could be that big.Copy !req
116. - So are you saying there's
a bunch of aborted fetusesCopy !req
117. all over the place in hell?Copy !req
118. People are just
stepping on 'em, like, oh!Copy !req
119. It's like hell's version
of dog shit.Copy !req
120. - It's not— It's their souls,
you dumb fucks.Copy !req
121. You don't get it.Copy !req
122. It's not— not real, like—
like real is real, there's...Copy !req
123. When you die, you're just your
idea of yourself.Copy !req
124. You don't take your
fucking face and your armsCopy !req
125. and your legs and your
torso down to hell.Copy !req
126. It's just your soul that goesCopy !req
127. and it gets fucked
in the ass forever.Copy !req
128. - I wonder if God was a baby.Copy !req
129. What if he was aborted.
Where would we be then?Copy !req
130. Wait a minute, who would have
been around to abort God?Copy !req
131. - God's mother's doctor.Copy !req
132. - You think God was the first
rape baby?Copy !req
133. - No, that would be Jesus.Copy !req
134. - You know,
you're making my point for me.Copy !req
135. Abortion is murder, it ain't up
for debate.Copy !req
136. That's it.
It's a sin, it's a sin, Pete.Copy !req
137. All right?
- Okay, it's a sin.Copy !req
138. - Um... Do any of you have any
interest in what a womanCopy !req
139. has to say about this?Copy !req
140. Like, I know you're all
doing super fine without me,Copy !req
141. but just— Are you maybe
curious, at all?Copy !req
142. - Not really.Copy !req
143. - You know what?
I actually am a little curious.Copy !req
144. What are your thoughts on this?Copy !req
145. - You white knight fuck.Copy !req
146. - Hey, what the hell
does that mean?Copy !req
147. - You don't care what
she thinks.Copy !req
148. You're just trying to white
knight so you can fuck her.Copy !req
149. - That's not true, we're talking
about a woman's issue.Copy !req
150. I'd like to hear
a woman's point of view.Copy !req
151. - It's not a woman's point of
view if the baby's a boy.Copy !req
152. - We're talking about
a woman's body.Copy !req
153. She has the right to choose
what to do with it.Copy !req
154. - Yeah, and inside of that body,
there's the baby's body,Copy !req
155. and that's the body we're
talking about.Copy !req
156. - But it's inside the woman.
- She doesn't even come into it.Copy !req
157. - It's inside a woman's body.
That's her call.Copy !req
158. - Yeah, fine,
it's not any less alive.Copy !req
159. 'Cause she's the baby house.Copy !req
160. - Hey, you know,
Ralph's is closing.Copy !req
161. - Ralph's on Atlantic?Copy !req
162. - Yeah, the guy who's in there
now, I think his name is Abel,Copy !req
163. he had a heart attack,Copy !req
164. and I think one of those Hasids
from WilliamsburgCopy !req
165. bought the building he's inCopy !req
166. and he's missing
this month's rent, so he's out.Copy !req
167. - That's cold.Copy !req
168. - That's life.Copy !req
169. But I was thinking that they
probably haveCopy !req
170. a lot of shit there
that we can use,Copy !req
171. you know, chairs and stuff.Copy !req
172. - Chairs?Copy !req
173. - Well, half our chairs
are shot.Copy !req
174. You know, so we could
pick some up for cheapCopy !req
175. and some bar hardware,
other stuff.Copy !req
176. - Okay.Copy !req
177. - Okay?
- Yeah, fine.Copy !req
178. - All right, fine.
How about...Copy !req
179. How about,
"That's a good idea, Pete."Copy !req
180. I mean, how hard is that?Copy !req
181. What's the matter?Copy !req
182. You all right?Copy !req
183. Are you crying?Copy !req
184. - No.Copy !req
185. - Hey, I know both you old
ladies are retired now,Copy !req
186. but you feel like
doing some work?Copy !req
187. Both my kegs are empty and they
need to be changed downstairs.Copy !req
188. - Yeah, I'll get it,
I'll get it.Copy !req
189. - What's wrong with her?Copy !req
190. - Nothing, she's—
He's all right.Copy !req
191. - Hey, what are you,
down in the dumps or something?Copy !req
192. What's wrong with you?
- There's nothing wrong with me.Copy !req
193. - How long's he been
acting like this?Copy !req
194. - I don't know.
Just, today.Copy !req
195. - I know what's wrong here.
This guy needs to get laid.Copy !req
196. What's the last time
you got laid, Horace?Copy !req
197. - Well, he kicked Rachel out
a month ago.Copy !req
198. Probably since then.
- There, you see?Copy !req
199. You see, you got all that cum
backed up to your brain.Copy !req
200. That's why you're— That's why
you're all depressed like this.Copy !req
201. Am I right?Copy !req
202. Am I right?Copy !req
203. - Maybe, yeah.Copy !req
204. - You need to find a nice girl.Copy !req
205. - Fuck that, "a nice girl."
He needs to get laid.Copy !req
206. I'll make a couple of calls.Copy !req
207. - Couple— Who you calling?Copy !req
208. - I'm gonna find you a girl
so you can get all cheered up.Copy !req
209. - Okay, put the phone down,
Pete.Copy !req
210. - What, come— You just said
you needed to get laid.Copy !req
211. - Who— Who are you calling,
particularly.Copy !req
212. - Here, here.
Here we go.Copy !req
213. - Chin Lau.
She lives close.Copy !req
214. - Chin Lau?
- Yeah.Copy !req
215. - Chin Lau?
- What,Copy !req
216. you don't like Asian girls?
- No, I didn't say that.Copy !req
217. - You've never been
with an Asian girl.Copy !req
218. - Is that right?Copy !req
219. - Yeah, I haven't been
with an Asian girl before.Copy !req
220. - You—
You prejudice motherfucker.Copy !req
221. You never fucked an Asian girl?
What do you think they're for?Copy !req
222. - Put the phone down, Pete,
and get out of my life.Copy !req
223. Seriously.Copy !req
224. - You know something?
You know something, Horace?Copy !req
225. You're a miserable fuck.Copy !req
226. I tried to do something
nice for you just now,Copy !req
227. you act like I was doing
something bad.Copy !req
228. You— You selfish,
miserable fuck.Copy !req
229. - I didn't ask you
to do anything for me.Copy !req
230. I didn't ask anything—
- You know what your problem is?Copy !req
231. Your father didn't bring you up
as a fatherCopy !req
232. from the time you were born
and the problem with thatCopy !req
233. is your father understood
that being a personCopy !req
234. involves letting
other people do for you.Copy !req
235. - Jesus Christ, Pete—
- Fuck you, Horace.Copy !req
236. Fuck you and your mother's cunt.Copy !req
237. Hey, listen up.Copy !req
238. One on the house for everybody.Copy !req
239. - What did I say?
What...Copy !req
240. - It doesn't matter.Copy !req
241. All right,
I'm gonna go check the keg.Copy !req
242. - Hi.
- Hey, Maggie.Copy !req
243. - Hi.
- How are you?Copy !req
244. - I hope it's okay
I brought some bourbon,Copy !req
245. 'cause you guys serve shit here.Copy !req
246. - That's all right.Copy !req
247. - You want one?Copy !req
248. - Sure, yeah.
- Okay, good.Copy !req
249. So...Copy !req
250. How are you?Copy !req
251. - I'm— How you doing?Copy !req
252. - Um...Copy !req
253. I'm okay, Horace.Copy !req
254. It's nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.Copy !req
255. - I'm glad you texted me.Copy !req
256. - Yeah, me too.Copy !req
257. - Horace.Copy !req
258. Here.Copy !req
259. You okay?Copy !req
260. - Mm-hmm.
- There you go.Copy !req
261. There you go, take it down.Copy !req
262. Take it down.Copy !req
263. You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
264. - Well, you needed a booty call,
so something's missing.Copy !req
265. - Well, no, no.
I thought it wouldCopy !req
266. be nice to see you, I—
- Oh, buddy.Copy !req
267. Oh, no, no, you don't have to.Copy !req
268. Come on, I haven't seen you in
over a year,Copy !req
269. and then today you write me,Copy !req
270. "Hey," so I go, "Hey."Copy !req
271. And then you go,
"What are you doing tonight?"Copy !req
272. Come on...
- That—Copy !req
273. Yeah, but I seriously
just wanted to, like,Copy !req
274. to talk or say hi or just—
- Seriously, it's okay.Copy !req
275. Here I am.
You said hey.Copy !req
276. I said hey back.Copy !req
277. Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
278. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
279. - Hey.
- Hey— Ooh.Copy !req
280. Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
281. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
282. Mm-mm.
Mm, hey.Copy !req
283. I just, I wanna get—
I wanna get a little fucked up.Copy !req
284. - Right, yeah...
- Before...Copy !req
285. - Okay?
- Sure. Sorry.Copy !req
286. - No, no.
- Okay.Copy !req
287. - Okay.
- All right.Copy !req
288. - Are you all right?
- I'm okay, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
289. You know, I'm okay.Copy !req
290. - What?Copy !req
291. Okay, um...Copy !req
292. Do you want
to hear about me?Copy !req
293. Could cheer you up,Copy !req
294. because I bet
it's worse than you.Copy !req
295. - Then yeah, please.Copy !req
296. - Okay, so...Copy !req
297. I got married.Copy !req
298. - What?Copy !req
299. - Mm-hmm.
- When?Copy !req
300. - Back in April.Copy !req
301. - You got married?Copy !req
302. - Yep.Copy !req
303. And I would have invited youCopy !req
304. if you had answered
any of my texts.Copy !req
305. - Shit, Maggie, I—Copy !req
306. I didn't know
you're married now.Copy !req
307. - Ah, but I'm not.Copy !req
308. - You're not?
- Mm-mmm.Copy !req
309. - But you got married.
- I got married in April.Copy !req
310. - And now you're not.
- Nope.Copy !req
311. - Married.Copy !req
312. So that— It just fell apart
that quicklyCopy !req
313. and you get divorced?Copy !req
314. - No.Copy !req
315. - Did he... die?Copy !req
316. Shit.Copy !req
317. Maggie.Copy !req
318. When? When did...Copy !req
319. - A month ago.Copy !req
320. - So...Copy !req
321. How long were you...Copy !req
322. - Ah, Lordy!
So...Copy !req
323. Um... Last year...
- Yeah.Copy !req
324. - When I quit here,
after you and ICopy !req
325. fucked around
and then you got weird,Copy !req
326. so I had to leave.Copy !req
327. - Well, I didn't...Copy !req
328. I mean, you didn't have to
leave, Maggie, you know.Copy !req
329. - You fell in love with me,
so...Copy !req
330. - Sorry.
- That's fine.Copy !req
331. - I'm sorry.
- It's okay, I'm just—Copy !req
332. I'm telling the story, so...Copy !req
333. - Right, go ahead.
What happened?Copy !req
334. - Then, I got a job
in Manhattan,Copy !req
335. which sucked,
'cause I had to takeCopy !req
336. the M train back to Brooklyn
every night, and I hated it.Copy !req
337. Anyway, so then I decided,
fuck this.Copy !req
338. New York, just fuck it.Copy !req
339. I don't need this,
this is a bad idea.Copy !req
340. How many times is New York gonna
kick me in the ballsCopy !req
341. before I get the point?Copy !req
342. So... I had this friend, Trisha.Copy !req
343. She lives
in New Orleans.Copy !req
344. She invites me down
for Jazz Fest, so I figure...Copy !req
345. So I figure I'll go down there,
scope it out,Copy !req
346. maybe I'll move there, right?Copy !req
347. So, I'm at the airport.Copy !req
348. I'm at the gate,
my flight's delayed.Copy !req
349. No, they had the plane there,Copy !req
350. but they were waiting
on the flight crew.Copy !req
351. So everyone's mad
and they're complaining,Copy !req
352. it's just fucking ugly,Copy !req
353. but I don't care,
'cause I'm in no hurry.Copy !req
354. Finally, these pilots show up
in their pilot uniformsCopy !req
355. with their black briefcasesCopy !req
356. and as they're getting
on the plane,Copy !req
357. one of them
turns to us and he—Copy !req
358. he smiles that big pilot smile.Copy !req
359. He goes, "Ah, I'm so sorry
we made you wait, folks."Copy !req
360. And everyone grumbled,
but I laughed,Copy !req
361. because he was so sweet.Copy !req
362. And he just—
All white, perfect teethCopy !req
363. and— and whatever,
I laughed.Copy !req
364. And he looked over at me and...Copy !req
365. His eyes.Copy !req
366. He had babe eyes, they—Copy !req
367. Fucking killed me.Copy !req
368. Mmm...
- So then...Copy !req
369. That's the guy.
- Yes, yep.Copy !req
370. So he caught me
at the gate in New Orleans,Copy !req
371. and we spent the whole weekend
together and, uh...Copy !req
372. And then the next week,
he asked me to marry him.Copy !req
373. And then we went to Atlanta,
where he lived.Copy !req
374. - Atlanta.
- Yeah.Copy !req
375. Uh, we got married.Copy !req
376. Then we went to Jamaica,Copy !req
377. and then I moved into
his house in Atlanta.Copy !req
378. - Damn.Copy !req
379. - I know.Copy !req
380. - I know, right?Copy !req
381. Whatever, I was in love,
I didn't care what I did.Copy !req
382. I was like, this is it.
Seriously, this is my life.Copy !req
383. It's totally not any
kind of trajectoryCopy !req
384. that I pictured for myself.Copy !req
385. I'm a fucking pilot's wife.
Anyway, so...Copy !req
386. So we lived in that house for...Copy !req
387. about a week after
the honeymoon,Copy !req
388. and then he took off from
Montreal and—Copy !req
389. And he never came back.Copy !req
390. - Was it a plane crash?Copy !req
391. - Why would— No.Copy !req
392. "Plane crash"...
- He's a pilot.Copy !req
393. - No, he had a heart attack
in a hotel.Copy !req
394. Plane crash...Copy !req
395. - Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm, so—Copy !req
396. - So that's it.Copy !req
397. No, that's not it,
'cause I had to go to Montreal.Copy !req
398. And I had to identify the body.Copy !req
399. Bring it back, bury him,
do the funeral.Copy !req
400. - Shit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
401. And then, check this.Copy !req
402. His fucking sister.Copy !req
403. His fucking sister
wanted to fight meCopy !req
404. over his little bit of moneyCopy !req
405. and I just said,
"Keep it."Copy !req
406. Just— And then,
I had coffee with his momCopy !req
407. and I had to watch her
cry in a Starbucks.Copy !req
408. Then I came back here, so...Copy !req
409. So I'm a widow.Copy !req
410. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
411. - Yeah.Copy !req
412. Yeah.
- Maggie, you must— you must—Copy !req
413. You must be so—Copy !req
414. - Oh, no, but I'm not.Copy !req
415. I'm not, that's the thing.Copy !req
416. This guy— this guy was, like...Copy !req
417. He was like
a flying Ken doll.Copy !req
418. No, he was perfect.
Perfect.Copy !req
419. He made me crazy in bed
and he was funnyCopy !req
420. and he was fun and nice,Copy !req
421. but I— I barely knew the guy.Copy !req
422. - Wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
423. - Wow.Copy !req
424. - No, I sort of struggled to...Copy !req
425. To feel something.Copy !req
426. I mean, when you fall in love
that quickly,Copy !req
427. and then all of a sudden
that person doesn't exist...Copy !req
428. I don't know, it kind of...Copy !req
429. It feels like a dream,
looking back on it.Copy !req
430. And the part that sucks the most
is that I'm back hereCopy !req
431. and I still don't know
what I want to do with my life.Copy !req
432. Anyway...Copy !req
433. So I'm really taking things
one day at a time now.Copy !req
434. So booty call with—
with "Hor-ay", why not?Copy !req
435. - Yeah, okay.Copy !req
436. - What's going on with you?Copy !req
437. What?Copy !req
438. - I don't feel good, Maggie.Copy !req
439. I don't know, it's stupid.
I don't— There's nothing—Copy !req
440. Everything's fine.Copy !req
441. You know, everything's okay,
I just don't...Copy !req
442. I just don't feel good.Copy !req
443. - You need to get laid.Copy !req
444. - Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
445. - Yeah.Copy !req
446. Shit.Copy !req
447. - What's wrong?Copy !req
448. - No, you look—
Like, you look really sad.Copy !req
449. And you know I can't fuck you
when you look so sad.Copy !req
450. It's a real turn-off, Horace.Copy !req
451. Ugh...
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
452. - It's okay, I mean, it's...Copy !req
453. I never fucked you
'cause you're good looking.Copy !req
454. It's 'cause you're fun.Copy !req
455. This isn't fun.Copy !req
456. - This is not fun.
- It's not fun.Copy !req
457. - Shit.Copy !req
458. - Oh, no.Copy !req
459. Oh, no!Copy !req
460. Oh, buddy, I'm sorry.Copy !req
461. Oh...Copy !req
462. - Good night, Leon.Copy !req
463. These fucking glasses
are getting all fogged.Copy !req
464. We gotta get new ones.Copy !req
465. Chairs are weak, too.Copy !req
466. - Uh, yeah, you know,
Ralph's is closing.Copy !req
467. - So?Copy !req
468. - He, uh... The guy there had
a heart attack,Copy !req
469. so they can't make
their payments,Copy !req
470. so they're closing down.Copy !req
471. - Who the fuck
cares about Ralph's?Copy !req
472. - I know, but they just recently
renovated and nowCopy !req
473. they're closing down, so...Copy !req
474. I figure they must have some
stuff that we can use,Copy !req
475. like chairs, like we can
get some chairs for cheap.Copy !req
476. - Yeah, it's good,
that's a good idea.Copy !req
477. - Thank you.Copy !req
478. - Who does he got up there?Copy !req
479. - Remember Maggie?Copy !req
480. - Which one
is Maggie?Copy !req
481. - She used to waitress here
about a year ago.Copy !req
482. - Oh, yeah,
she was nice looking.Copy !req
483. She's up there with him?Copy !req
484. - Well, they were going at it
for a while, you know,Copy !req
485. when Horace first
come back to take over,Copy !req
486. after his dad died.Copy !req
487. - The worst thing that ever
happened to this place.Copy !req
488. - Come on, Pete.
Horace isn't that bad.Copy !req
489. - He ain't his father.Copy !req
490. - No, he's not,
I'll give you that, but,Copy !req
491. I mean, nobody's another person.Copy !req
492. - Yeah, well...
- Everybody's just them.Copy !req
493. - That guy upstairs definitely
ain't Horace.Copy !req
494. She's a nice looking girl.Copy !req
495. What does she
see in a guy like that?Copy !req
496. - I mean, I don't know,
but, uh...Copy !req
497. He said she
liked it when he, uh...Copy !req
498. - What?Copy !req
499. - He said that she used to go
crazy when he would, you know...Copy !req
500. Go down on her.Copy !req
501. - Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
502. - I don't know,
that's what he said.Copy !req
503. - That's disgusting.Copy !req
504. - What is?
- Going down on somebody.Copy !req
505. You don't do that.Copy !req
506. - What? People do that.Copy !req
507. Women like it.
- A man doesn't do that.Copy !req
508. What is it with people your age
going down on each other?Copy !req
509. It's no good.Copy !req
510. - You're telling me you don't
like a girl doing that to you?Copy !req
511. - Yeah, yeah, I like it.
I don't like her.Copy !req
512. And I'm not doing it to her.Copy !req
513. Not on your life.Copy !req
514. - You never done that?Copy !req
515. - No, I haven't.Copy !req
516. Have you?Copy !req
517. - No, tell me the truth.Copy !req
518. All right, good, don't.Copy !req
519. Let me tell you about these guys
that— You know.Copy !req
520. Take this one guy,
he was a boss.Copy !req
521. And he used to tell me
all the time.Copy !req
522. "How could you put yourself
beneath a woman and ever,Copy !req
523. ever expect to rise above
another man?"Copy !req
524. You know what it's like when
a chick is doing that to me?Copy !req
525. I look down at her
and I think,Copy !req
526. "I don't know about you now."Copy !req
527. You know,
"I think different about you."Copy !req
528. I mean, you look like a dummy
down there going...Copy !req
529. What kind of person does that?Copy !req
530. I mean, finish up,
but then get out.Copy !req
531. You know?
You see what I mean?Copy !req
532. - Gee, I don't know, Pete,
I mean,Copy !req
533. there's a lot
of thinking on that.Copy !req
534. You know, some people would
say that, you know,Copy !req
535. doing that to each other
is like, selfless.Copy !req
536. It's a—
it's a way to show love.Copy !req
537. It's, uh, to show, you know,Copy !req
538. you're doing that for them and
she's doing it for you, right?Copy !req
539. - No. No, that ain't love.Copy !req
540. Listen to me.
This is love:Copy !req
541. Love is when you hold a woman up
close to you, like this.Copy !req
542. And you look her in the face,
eye to eye,Copy !req
543. and you're holding on tight,Copy !req
544. and you love her,
and she loves youCopy !req
545. and you're inside of herCopy !req
546. and she starts coming
and then you come.Copy !req
547. And you're kissing her with
every part of your body.Copy !req
548. That's love.
I mean, you can fuck aroundCopy !req
549. with this other shit
all you want,Copy !req
550. but I'm telling you,
that's what I wait for.Copy !req
551. Comes rare in life.Copy !req
552. It's very rare.Copy !req
553. But that's
all there is.Copy !req
554. I'm telling you, son.Copy !req
555. Don't ever
do that to a woman.Copy !req
556. And she won't respect you,
either.Copy !req
557. Okay?Copy !req
558. I'm gonna hit night deposit
and then go home.Copy !req
559. - Okay, good night.Copy !req
560. - Yeah.Copy !req