1. You came across the body
this morning?Copy !req
2. I thought, my God, what is this?Copy !req
3. It didn't look real to me for a moment.
It looked like a mannequin.Copy !req
4. It didn't register right away that I was
looking at a dead person. A man.Copy !req
5. What time was this?Copy !req
6. About six o'clock.
I got up early to check on my perennials.Copy !req
7. I covered them last night
with plastic sheets.Copy !req
8. There was a threat of frost
in the forecast for overnight.Copy !req
9. - What time this morning? Six o'clock?
- Yeah. I just said that, didn't I?Copy !req
10. - Yeah, you did.
- I wanna make sure you have it.Copy !req
11. Don't worry. If she doesn't I do.Copy !req
12. - Do you know the victim?
- No.Copy !req
13. - Howard, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
14. - You just got real pale suddenly.
- Sure did.Copy !req
15. Could you just go on
with what you were saying?Copy !req
16. I use plastic to cover my rose bushes
and Chrysanthemums.Copy !req
17. I've been trying to conserve, everyone
here in Union Square is recycling.Copy !req
18. But the plastic keeps the plants moist.Copy !req
19. I wouldn't have used plastic otherwise.Copy !req
20. Call yourself an environmentalist?
Cigarette hanging out of your mouth...Copy !req
21. You know how many toxins are
in those cigarettes? Go on! Suck it in!Copy !req
22. 4,000 chemicals in every puff
and over 40 of them cause cancer.Copy !req
23. You have twice the chancesCopy !req
24. of hitting the heart attack lottery
of somebody who doesn't smoke.Copy !req
25. And 20 times more chance of getting
lung cancer. You have emphysema.Copy !req
26. - Chronic bronchitis...
- Come on!Copy !req
27. Cancer of the mouth, of the throat,
of the lungs, of the stomach...Copy !req
28. Cataracts, loss of vision,
sinus infection...Copy !req
29. Oh, my God, you quit smoking.Copy !req
30. You committed this madness without
consulting me? Are you nuts?Copy !req
31. No, you're selfish. You ex-smokers
are more relentless than AA,Copy !req
32. or the Moonies,
or those born-again vegetarians!Copy !req
33. Well, I'm not gonna
let you bully me about this.Copy !req
34. I don't wanna hear about how your lungs
are pinker than a newborn baby'sCopy !req
35. or how you're free of mucus and phlegm.
It's a bunch of crap and nonsense.Copy !req
36. Stop counting the days you go without
a cigarette. Just watch my back.Copy !req
37. You're puttin' my life on the line!
I'll put in for hazard pay.Copy !req
38. No, I'm gonna put in for another partner.Copy !req
39. Beau!Copy !req
40. Beau, would you...
We're not finished here. Oh, man!Copy !req
41. All right, what have we got?Copy !req
42. It's a suicide, Munch.Copy !req
43. Or a murder
staged to look like a suicide.Copy !req
44. You've been doing this for too long.Copy !req
45. This is pretty elaborate. Look
at these knots, the way this is rigged.Copy !req
46. And she's not a big person.
How did she get that high?Copy !req
47. She was on a horse.
Died with her boots on.Copy !req
48. - Yippee kay yay yi oh!
- Gentlemen, meet Frank.Copy !req
49. - We found him a couple of blocks away.
- Speeding?Copy !req
50. Be right back, OK?Copy !req
51. - Was this music on when you got here?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
52. The country and western music
is what killed her.Copy !req
53. - I don't follow.
- You don't?Copy !req
54. Songs like "I'd Be Better Off
in a Pine Box"!Copy !req
55. - I like country and western.
- Sorry to hear that.Copy !req
56. What do you get if you play
one of those songs backwards?Copy !req
57. What?Copy !req
58. You get your wife, your job,
and your dog back.Copy !req
59. That was the Lieutenant.Copy !req
60. He said since this is a suicide
and the squad is shorthandedCopy !req
61. he wants us to hop over and investigate
a suspicious death.Copy !req
62. - Where?
- Harbor Hospital.Copy !req
63. That's not a suspicious death,
that's malpractice.Copy !req
64. See you, Frank.
Take care, Roy Rogers!Copy !req
65. Yeah.Copy !req
66. - How you doing?
- All right.Copy !req
67. All right.Copy !req
68. Who did you see last night
at Union Square?Copy !req
69. - Can I help you?
- Nope. But thanks.Copy !req
70. - Who are you?
- Don Falls. Public Works Inspector.Copy !req
71. I'm taking air quality measurements.Copy !req
72. - Says who?
- Says the city.Copy !req
73. City Council passed the air quality
ordinance three years ago.Copy !req
74. Every public access building
has gotta be tested.Copy !req
75. You're now just getting around to it?Copy !req
76. Work order falls in my box yesterday,
I come in today.Copy !req
77. - That's all I know for the paycheck I get.
- This is a what?Copy !req
78. It's a fibrous aerosol monitor.Copy !req
79. This shows how much dust
and fibre is in the air?Copy !req
80. - Yeah. Continuous reading.
- Is this good?Copy !req
81. Yeah. It's reading less than 70.Copy !req
82. Any reading less than 70 particles
per square millimetreCopy !req
83. is OK by EPA standards.Copy !req
84. - So, it's safe to drink my coffee?
- Yeah. This building isn't so bad.Copy !req
85. Cos it's so old.
It's the newer buildings.Copy !req
86. The ones built between the Sixties
and Seventies.Copy !req
87. They wrapped up those buildings
tighter than a rubber ball.Copy !req
88. Those are your hot potatoes.
Your gas chambers.Copy !req
89. - But we're safe here.
- Oh, yeah. More than safe.Copy !req
90. - You'll stop bothering my detectives?
- Me?Copy !req
91. Oh, I'm gone.
I'm history.Copy !req
92. This probably doesn't say
much for me,Copy !req
93. but you're about the closest thing I got
to a best friend.Copy !req
94. And so without further ado,
I want you to see my baby.Copy !req
95. - Your baby? Ah, Meldrick!
- She's a beut, huh?Copy !req
96. - I think it looks like an angel.
- Not just an angel, Crosetti.Copy !req
97. It's a high-riser. 427 overhead Cam V-8
with dual holley carbs.Copy !req
98. 600 horses of power in this baby.Copy !req
99. She flies like the Wicked Witch
of the West!Copy !req
100. - I'm gonna have to move to Nevada.
- Oh, let me see.Copy !req
101. Where are the doors and the tyres?Copy !req
102. See, this is the petty minor details!Copy !req
103. What you have in your hand
is the heart and the soulCopy !req
104. of the Cobra that I'm building.Copy !req
105. That doesn't play with me.
See, when you buy a house,Copy !req
106. you don't buy a pile of dirt
with a toilet on it.Copy !req
107. You buy four walls
which constitutes a dwelling.Copy !req
108. You, if you look very closely,
have squat here.Copy !req
109. You're making fun of me!
But what I have thereCopy !req
110. is the foundation of a classic sports car.Copy !req
111. What you have on your tie, is ink.Copy !req
112. Homicide, Detective Goodwrench.Copy !req
113. Ink on my...
Oh, that's what this was. Tie.Copy !req
114. - What's the matter with you?
- I'm OK.Copy !req
115. Where's my damn lighter?Copy !req
116. - Let me have a light.
- I don't have one.Copy !req
117. - Maybe you do.
- I don't.Copy !req
118. - Check your jacket pocket.
- I don't smoke any more.Copy !req
119. I know. But I thought maybe
you had a match...Copy !req
120. I can't have lighters or matches
on me.Copy !req
121. I can't have spicy foods, drink beer
or have ashtrays in my house.Copy !req
122. OK. I just thought
maybe you had one from before.Copy !req
123. I have the patch on. One of those
nicotine reduction systems.Copy !req
124. It's gonna wean me off the
addiction. It's my second set.Copy !req
125. I was coming off of, what was it?
You know, like...Copy !req
126. It was three packs of these
disgusting things every day.Copy !req
127. I feel better. You know, and...
I sleep better, Frank.Copy !req
128. The things that I eat,
the foods that I eat...Copy !req
129. I gotta stay away from the spicy foods
and all that, but vegetables, Frank.Copy !req
130. Vegetables, they just never tasted
so sweet.Copy !req
131. - I'm gonna get a light in the car.
- No. Stay here.Copy !req
132. You sat in the smoking section,
you get a light. Can we have matches?Copy !req
133. - Don't worry about it.
- No. Just sit down.Copy !req
134. Smoke your cigarette here.
It doesn't bother me. Just sit down.Copy !req
135. - Does this bother you?
- No.Copy !req
136. I thought the patch took away the urge.Copy !req
137. It does, and there's no problem.
Look it. A-ha! Matches.Copy !req
138. - Oh, great.
- Now I don't have the urge.Copy !req
139. - I don't want the cigarette any more.
- No, you do.Copy !req
140. Just light the match, light the cigarette.Copy !req
141. I can't light the match because
it will bring back a very negative...Copy !req
142. - And you want me to light the cigarette?
- Yes, please.Copy !req
143. - Even thought I don't want it?
- For God's sake. Just light it. Yes?Copy !req
144. This is you lighting the cigarette
and sublimating it through me!Copy !req
145. You're nobody's fool, Frank.Copy !req
146. - Great. Tops off a meal, doesn't it?
- You're one sick puppy, you know that?Copy !req
147. Why are cops such big
country and western fans?Copy !req
148. Bobbie Sue this, Billy Ray that.Copy !req
149. Two-minute stories about
how much a dog knows about life.Copy !req
150. Morality tales. Slices of life.Copy !req
151. If dogs knew so much about life,
they wouldn't hang around with humans.Copy !req
152. So what kind of music do you like?Copy !req
153. - I don't know.
- How could you not know?Copy !req
154. - I like Elvis.
- Elvis Presley, The King?Copy !req
155. - Yes, Munch.
- The King has left the planet!Copy !req
156. The man was a god.Copy !req
157. - The man was a junkie.
- They put him on a postage stamp.Copy !req
158. They'd put Ted Bundy on a postage
stamp if they thought it would sell!Copy !req
159. Patient's name is Howell.
Percy Howell.Copy !req
160. 14-years-old. Died an hour ago
of a cerebral haemorrhage.Copy !req
161. What makes you think it was a murder?Copy !req
162. The haemorrhage is a result of trauma
to the skull by a blunt object.Copy !req
163. - Mugging?
- Probably.Copy !req
164. - Can we talk to whoever brought him in?
- Ambo didn't bring him in.Copy !req
165. The clerk said he just
appeared on the waiting room couch.Copy !req
166. He walked in under his own steam
with a cerebral haemorrhage?Copy !req
167. It's possible.Copy !req
168. According to the scan, he sustained the
blows to the head a few days ago.Copy !req
169. Oh, not another teenager.Copy !req
170. Don't old people die around here
any more?Copy !req
171. Why would someone get whacked
on the nogginCopy !req
172. and then wait days for treatment?Copy !req
173. Mr Howell, we're very sorry
about your loss.Copy !req
174. God's will, be done.Copy !req
175. - Was Percy mugged recently?
- I don't know.Copy !req
176. How do you explain the way he came
home a few days ago all beat up?Copy !req
177. - He didn't.
- And you didn't ask?Copy !req
178. In this neighbourhood,
people get attacked every day.Copy !req
179. That may be true,
but we're talking about your son.Copy !req
180. Did he, er... complain?
About anything?Copy !req
181. - Pain?
- He said he had a headache.Copy !req
182. - I gave him Bufferin.
- When's the last time you saw him?Copy !req
183. Last night.Copy !req
184. - He went out with one of his friends.
- What's his friend's name?Copy !req
185. I don't know.
He didn't introduce me.Copy !req
186. Are you a Jew?Copy !req
187. - I'm Jewish, yes.
- Mmm.Copy !req
188. I can always tell.Copy !req
189. Let me get that coffee.Copy !req
190. I don't think it was a mugging.Copy !req
191. I wonder if it was child abuse.Copy !req
192. - The father.
- What a cold fish, huh?Copy !req
193. I mean, he had no feelings.
Just nothing about his son.Copy !req
194. I've never been a father, but how can
you have no feelings about your kid?Copy !req
195. You regret
never being a daddy?Copy !req
196. I regret everything.Copy !req
197. What's happening
with you and Doctor Blythe?Copy !req
198. I just...
I haven't called her lately.Copy !req
199. - Well, you've been preoccupied.
- Yeah.Copy !req
200. Went over last night to pick up the last
of my things from the old house,Copy !req
201. cos my wife is moving to California.Copy !req
202. She wants to be somewhere
where it's always sunny.Copy !req
203. She says to me,Copy !req
204. "You ruined my life."
Like I did it on purpose, right?Copy !req
205. Like, you know, I had a plan when we
met, on that first date, to ruin her life.Copy !req
206. So, er... I'll call DistrictCopy !req
207. and see if Hal Senior
has any priors on child abuse.Copy !req
208. Good. Let's do it.
Let's get this one fast.Copy !req
209. Looking good, Gee.Copy !req
210. I'd give everything to have a child
that size again.Copy !req
211. If you want a baby,
you gotta get you a new wife.Copy !req
212. - It's like riding a bike.
- I had a wife.Copy !req
213. Yeah, well, you know, one dies...
and you get another one, huh?Copy !req
214. Jim Sinter and I would watch the same
football game every weekend.Copy !req
215. We'd read the same newspaper,
we'd buy our clothes and tiesCopy !req
216. from the same store
at the same clearance sale.Copy !req
217. Every day when the shift changes
we'd pass each other,Copy !req
218. we'd talk about open cases, being
understaffed, our ulcers, sports...Copy !req
219. 12 hours later,
we'd repeat the dance.Copy !req
220. Uh-huh.Copy !req
221. Every day of those 12 years
Jim Sinter was there.Copy !req
222. I guess I thought he always would be.Copy !req
223. You know, well, it's...Copy !req
224. I don't like... change.Copy !req
225. - So what is it? Sex or money?
- What?Copy !req
226. Somethin' powerful
to make you give up smoking.Copy !req
227. Either you made a bet,Copy !req
228. or you're sharing your party favours
with a significant other.Copy !req
229. Sex and money are the only two things
in this world more potent than tobacco.Copy !req
230. - What are you talkin' about?
- I hear rumours.Copy !req
231. Rumours about you and Assistant States
Attorney Ed Danvers.Copy !req
232. What kind of bet you got going with him?Copy !req
233. I don't have any bet going with him.Copy !req
234. Oh! So, you went out to dinner
and then back to your place,Copy !req
235. and after a night of hot, steamy,
bone rattling, you light a cigarette.Copy !req
236. And he gets on your case
about the smoking, right?Copy !req
237. C'mon, it's about love.
Right?Copy !req
238. - Shows, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
239. I feel tawdry just thinking about it.Copy !req
240. I must be crazy.
Certifiable.Copy !req
241. I should go see the Department shrink
about it.Copy !req
242. - Frank?
- What?Copy !req
243. Ed Danvers is an alpha male.Copy !req
244. He's a stallion among ponies.Copy !req
245. He's a man larger than life itself.Copy !req
246. - Large. You mean large as in, er...
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
247. - Ah...
- Why else would I quit the habit?Copy !req
248. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
249. We're talking about Ed Danvers, right?
The midget dweeb?Copy !req
250. - C'mon, cut it out.
- No, he drives me insane.Copy !req
251. Makes me see stars.
I walk around feeling all this sweet pain.Copy !req
252. I shouldn't be hearing this.Copy !req
253. How do you talk
about something like this?Copy !req
254. - And he's constant.
- Howard!Copy !req
255. I mean, anywhere. All day, all night.Copy !req
256. In the park, in the car,
in the movie theatre.Copy !req
257. I've had to set some ground rules.Copy !req
258. He can't touch me in restaurants
or in a church.Copy !req
259. Howard, I think you're going too far.Copy !req
260. Frank.Copy !req
261. Frank.
I was only kidding.Copy !req
262. I didn't give up cigarettes
for Ed Danvers but for me.Copy !req
263. - You were kidding?
- Yes.Copy !req
264. - About everything?
- Yes.Copy !req
265. Yeah.Copy !req
266. No.Copy !req
267. - Oh, come on Howard.
- Hey, see?Copy !req
268. I guess you'll never know.Copy !req
269. Do you know
where those Polaroids are?Copy !req
270. This girl wants to talk to someone
about the Howell case.Copy !req
271. Why don't you sit down, honey?Copy !req
272. - I'm going to get some coffee.
- Yeah.Copy !req
273. Go ahead, it's all right.
You can sit down.Copy !req
274. Pretty sweater you got on.Copy !req
275. My name is Stanley.
What's your name?Copy !req
276. - Anna Prager.
- Anna Prager. Beautiful name.Copy !req
277. No, it's not.Copy !req
278. It's pretty terrible
what happened to Percy, huh?Copy !req
279. Did you come to tell me something
about Percy?Copy !req
280. I was up in my room,
and I couldn't sleep.Copy !req
281. This was the night
that Percy was hurt?Copy !req
282. Yeah.Copy !req
283. - You know what time it was?
- No.Copy !req
284. I was supposed to be asleep
and then I heard yelling.Copy !req
285. I went to the window
and saw Percy with another boy.Copy !req
286. - Do you know the other boy's name?
- No.Copy !req
287. Have you seen that other boy
around before?Copy !req
288. Yeah. A lot.
I've seen him with Percy all the time.Copy !req
289. - He has a car.
- What kind of car?Copy !req
290. Red.Copy !req
291. This other boy.
Er... did you see his face?Copy !req
292. Sort of. He had on a hat...Copy !req
293. One of those ones
with the funny snap in the front.Copy !req
294. - Funny snap in the front?
- Yeah.Copy !req
295. One of those ones
from the old man golfers...Copy !req
296. Er... Look at that.Copy !req
297. - Is that the hat we're talking about?
- Yeah, but it wasn't snapped.Copy !req
298. That's me.
I'm a real old man golfer myself.Copy !req
299. It wasn't snapped, huh?
You know what, Anna?Copy !req
300. We're gonna go to another room,Copy !req
301. and we're gonna look
at some pictures of boys,Copy !req
302. and we're gonna see if we can find
the one who was with Percy that night.Copy !req
303. I wasn't supposed to say anything.Copy !req
304. I know what could happen
if that boy came back.Copy !req
305. I've seen red cars all around my house.Copy !req
306. He must be coming around.Copy !req
307. But you came
because Percy was your friend?Copy !req
308. Yeah.
I never told him, but...Copy !req
309. I was hoping he'd be my boyfriend.Copy !req
310. I understand.
Let's go look at those pictures.Copy !req
311. Come on.Copy !req
312. Hey, Gee.Copy !req
313. - Anything on the Union Square murder?
- Had a witness in here yesterday.Copy !req
314. All I gotta do is find the killer
and hope the witness can ID them.Copy !req
315. Well, keep me posted.Copy !req
316. The mayor hates the idea that someone
got whacked in Union Square.Copy !req
317. - It scares the tourists.
- Wouldn't want that.Copy !req
318. - Hey, Gee.
- Tim.Copy !req
319. You look... contemplative today, sir.Copy !req
320. Must be that grappa
you turned me on to.Copy !req
321. I did? I hate grappa.
It tastes and smells like kerosene.Copy !req
322. I tell you, Bayliss,
I had two shots of it last nightCopy !req
323. and for the first time, I actually like
having myself for company!Copy !req
324. Everything's empty.Copy !req
325. - Tim.
- Er...Copy !req
326. - You took the last Coke, Tim.
- I didn't. Really.Copy !req
327. But I can run up to the third floor and get
you something. Do you need a Coke?Copy !req
328. It's all right. Just give me some money.
You're hung-over. I'll go.Copy !req
329. - No.
- C'mon, Gee.Copy !req
330. I'm willing to run up to the third floor
for you and only you.Copy !req
331. No. Then I'd be beholden to you.
I'd owe you.Copy !req
332. You make it sound like
you're playing chess with death.Copy !req
333. Maybe I am.Copy !req
334. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
335. I know you're upset, Al.
I'd be upset too.Copy !req
336. I didn't know you hadn't been informed
of this asbestos removal.Copy !req
337. It didn't seep into the air. The insulation
and fireproofing is still intact.Copy !req
338. No money is being spared in the budget
on this removal.Copy !req
339. This clean up is in strict adherence
to Federal guidelines and procedures.Copy !req
340. This building would be safe
if you didn't remove the asbestos.Copy !req
341. - I'm gonna make a couple of calls.
- Who are you calling?Copy !req
342. We have the makings
of a great story here.Copy !req
343. I have asbestos flying around here
and no one tells the rank and file?Copy !req
344. The men and women
who put their lives on the lineCopy !req
345. every day working out
of this homicide unit?Copy !req
346. There are no asbestos fibres
flying around in the air!Copy !req
347. Let's see what the Baltimore Sun, radio,
and local TV stations do with this story!Copy !req
348. - It's a non-story, Al.
- Oh, it is, huh?Copy !req
349. Is that why the two of you
are down here, to tell meCopy !req
350. how non a non-related story this is?Copy !req
351. - What do you want?
- I want something?Copy !req
352. Come on! You're cute,
but not that cute.Copy !req
353. Oh, I'm a heartbreaker!Copy !req
354. - Tell me what you want.
- What do you want?Copy !req
355. If you didn't want something, you'd have
made your phone calls a long time ago.Copy !req
356. Right. I want my people to have chest
x-rays and physicals paid for by the city.Copy !req
357. I want the information about
the asbestos removal given to them.Copy !req
358. I want them to be able to make
the choice of whether or notCopy !req
359. to come here while
this asbestos removal is going on.Copy !req
360. Done.Copy !req
361. I want there to be a follow-up every year
about this, paid for by the city,Copy !req
362. for every detective in this department.Copy !req
363. Done.Copy !req
364. None of the work should proceedCopy !req
365. until this health issue is resolved.Copy !req
366. Hey, I'm on a tight schedule.
I can't afford any delays.Copy !req
367. If I hear one air compressor going off, if
I see anyone walking up to that top floor,Copy !req
368. then I will post six of my biggest
detectives in front of that exitCopy !req
369. and seal the place until next spring.Copy !req
370. You can't take this personally.Copy !req
371. That's what they tell prisoners before
they punk 'em. Are you tryin' to punk me?Copy !req
372. - I wouldn't say that to you.
- You got us on this one!Copy !req
373. You want an ounce of blood out of us?Copy !req
374. You want some kind of revenge?
Would that satisfy you?Copy !req
375. An ounce of your blood to satisfy me?Copy !req
376. My Sicilian ancestors believed
that revenge is best served cold.Copy !req
377. I want you to pray with all your heart,
my friend,Copy !req
378. that if any one of my detectives comes
down with asbestos sickness,Copy !req
379. if any one of those detectives
even has a funny cough,Copy !req
380. then I want you to remember
the Sicilian's blood oath -Copy !req
381. Ti sotterrerò, my friend.Copy !req
382. I will bury you.Copy !req
383. Ah, the glamour boys are here.
DeSilva, you thinkin' about movin' in?Copy !req
384. - You'd ruin the neighbourhood.
- We ran out of room next door.Copy !req
385. I don't expect you to be
the Welcome Wagon lady,Copy !req
386. but we made the biggest drug bust
in Baltimore history.Copy !req
387. - Uh-oh. Get out the body bags!
- Why?Copy !req
388. Because these narcs make a seizure,Copy !req
389. get a few headlines, next day we gotta
clean up three, four bodies -Copy !req
390. dealers, middlemen,
innocent bystanders.Copy !req
391. - And that's my fault.
- It's the law's fault.Copy !req
392. Hey Russ, what's up?Copy !req
393. - It's the biggest bust in history.
- You know what that means.Copy !req
394. I'm not bitter.
I can use the overtime.Copy !req
395. - But just this week.
- All right.Copy !req
396. Marijuana's illegal
cos of William Randolph Hearst.Copy !req
397. - You mean the Citizen Kane Hearst?
- Yes. And the DuPonts.Copy !req
398. Marijuana's the flowering tops
of the hemp plant,Copy !req
399. which also produces a high quality
fibre. Better than wood fibre.Copy !req
400. The Hearsts owned lots of timber.
They would've lost a fortune.Copy !req
401. And the DuPonts wanted to introduce
a new synthetic to the world, nylon.Copy !req
402. - To replace hemp rope.
- Ah, so then they outlawed the hemp?Copy !req
403. Until World War Two.
Then Japan invaded the Philippines,Copy !req
404. took over the hemp plantations. There
was a shortage of rope during the war,Copy !req
405. so American farmers grew hemp.
They made a film, Hemp for Victory.Copy !req
406. - I saw it.
- They showed it to all the 4-H clubs.Copy !req
407. Then Hearst, after the war, helps
the government get hemp illegal again,Copy !req
408. which made marijuana illegal again.Copy !req
409. Yeah, it's well put but I've heard
that Hearst theory before.Copy !req
410. How do you explain that marijuana
is illegal in most other countries?Copy !req
411. First, it's not a theory.
Second, Hearst had a very far reach.Copy !req
412. - You really believe that?
- I do.Copy !req
413. No wonder you guys
can't solve a murder.Copy !req
414. Well, I wouldn't solve yours.Copy !req
415. All right, so I'll be the primary.
Cool?Copy !req
416. - OK. Why?
- I need the money.Copy !req
417. Two hours here,
three hours interrogation,Copy !req
418. three hours of paperwork,
four hours for the autopsy.Copy !req
419. It's 12 hours at time and a half.Copy !req
420. - You're a whore.
- I'm a man building a Cobra.Copy !req
421. - Can I make a call?
- Who would you like to call?Copy !req
422. My ride.
I've been here an hour.Copy !req
423. As soon as we're through here,
we'll get you a ride.Copy !req
424. Evan,
you own a red Camaro, don't you?Copy !req
425. - Yeah.
- Do you know Percy Howell?Copy !req
426. No.Copy !req
427. We have a witness who saw you
with Percy the night he was attacked.Copy !req
428. - Me? Nope.
- We have a witness.Copy !req
429. - I don't care. I don't know the man.
- Evan?Copy !req
430. Do you mean that you don't know
the man in the philosophical sense,Copy !req
431. as in "no man really knows
another man",Copy !req
432. or are you referring to the Biblical
sense in like, say, "Lot knew his wife"?Copy !req
433. What's he jagging' on about?Copy !req
434. You're a lying bastard!Copy !req
435. Do you think we're stupid?
Answer me!Copy !req
436. I don't know.
I don't know you.Copy !req
437. You don't know me, or him, or Percy.
Do you know anybody?Copy !req
438. - Huh?
- Huh? You're a lying liar.Copy !req
439. You're just a liar! You make me sick!Copy !req
440. - You're charged!
- Charged with what?Copy !req
441. Charged with what?
With being a lying liar, OK?Copy !req
442. - You lying piece of detritus!
- I didn't lie. What is detritus?Copy !req
443. Detective Munch, I'm afraid that we're
going to have to subject Mr Hess hereCopy !req
444. to an electrolyte neutron-magnetic
scan test.Copy !req
445. A what?Copy !req
446. Detective Bolander,
I think that's an excellent idea.Copy !req
447. A very good idea.Copy !req
448. We're going to neutron
this little bastard!Copy !req
449. And I can't wait.Copy !req
450. You want me to section off
a non-smoking area for you two?Copy !req
451. Not just for the two of us,
for any non-smokers.Copy !req
452. A-ha!
Where are all these non-smokers?Copy !req
453. - If you build it, they will come.
- Is that right?Copy !req
454. Where do you suggest I find a space to
build this non-nicotine Field of Dreams?Copy !req
455. - Would the coffee room suit you?
- You'd give us that?Copy !req
456. Sure.
I'd give you permission to post a notice.Copy !req
457. You put up a sign to ban all cigarette
smoking in the coffee room.Copy !req
458. No, I think that the coffee room
is sacred to the guys, Gee, you know?Copy !req
459. - You're not as dumb as you look.
- Thanks.Copy !req
460. Coffee and nicotine, mom and apple pie,
hot dogs and mustard, sex and latex...Copy !req
461. Mess with any of the combination of
those, you take your life in your hands.Copy !req
462. There's a statute from OSHA
that mandatesCopy !req
463. that no smoking areas be designated
in each and every public working place.Copy !req
464. Oh, OSHA?Copy !req
465. All right, there are federal statutes
and state statutes and city statutesCopy !req
466. mandating that people curb their dogs,Copy !req
467. play their stereos
at a reasonable volume,Copy !req
468. and respect the office of the Presidency.
But who cares about any of that?Copy !req
469. OSHA.Copy !req
470. You refuse to enforce a federal law?Copy !req
471. Yes, I do. I most certainly do.Copy !req
472. Gee, sometimes being in commandCopy !req
473. means issuing unpopular orders.Copy !req
474. Are you calling me a coward?Copy !req
475. - No, sir.
- Sure you are.Copy !req
476. In so many words,
you're saying that I'm too scaredCopy !req
477. to put a cigarette ban in this squad room.Copy !req
478. I watched Crosetti try to quit smoking.Copy !req
479. Crosetti without smoking
is an unnecessary terror.Copy !req
480. You may be right, I may be a coward,
but you may be right,Copy !req
481. and needlessly stupid and reckless
at the same time. Now get out of here.Copy !req
482. Evan computes as a member of a
loosely formed gang called the Zeps.Copy !req
483. - Think it was them that mugged Percy?
- I don't know.Copy !req
484. What'd you say we find out?
All right, bring him in!Copy !req
485. Mr Hess,
according to Federal regulationCopy !req
486. seven dash seven, dash B,
dash point six,Copy !req
487. I have to inform you that continued
exposure to this machine -Copy !req
488. the electrolyte neutron-magnetic
test scanner - can be lethal.Copy !req
489. For your own health,
I urge youCopy !req
490. to answer these questions
quickly and truthfully.Copy !req
491. - Understand?
- But... that's only a copy machine.Copy !req
492. Copy machine?Copy !req
493. You know,
a machine that makes copies.Copy !req
494. Hey, Beau.Copy !req
495. - Stanley, your ex-wife's on the phone.
- Right. I'll get back to her.Copy !req
496. You guys doin' the electrolyte
neutron-magnetic test scan?Copy !req
497. Yes.Copy !req
498. I don't even wanna be in the building
when that thing's turned on, all right?Copy !req
499. Right, Mr Hess,Copy !req
500. take your right glove off and place
your right hand in the designated area.Copy !req
501. Let's go.
I don't want to waste time with this thing.Copy !req
502. - Mr Hess, is your name Evan Hess?
- Yes.Copy !req
503. So far, so good.Copy !req
504. Do you belong to a gang
known as the Zeps?Copy !req
505. Yes.Copy !req
506. Very good.
Just keep telling the truth, Evan.Copy !req
507. - You ready?
- I don't wanna be gamma-rayed, man!Copy !req
508. - Do you know who killed Percy Howell?
- Er...Copy !req
509. - Come on.
- No!Copy !req
510. You can't fool it.Copy !req
511. - It's the space age.
- Keep doing it until he tells the truth.Copy !req
512. I have to get outta here cos I can't afford
to lose any more of my sperm count.Copy !req
513. - Yo! What?
- I guess we didn't tell you.Copy !req
514. There's an 11 percent chance
of penile stustification.Copy !req
515. Penile...
Oh, jeez! OK...Copy !req
516. OK, OK.Copy !req
517. It was Colin, man.
Colin Dietz.Copy !req
518. The leader of the Zeps.
He hit Percy with a baseball bat.Copy !req
519. Baseball bats. Weapon of choice
of the Nineties.Copy !req
520. Cheap, legal and you can get 'em
in any sporting goods store.Copy !req
521. I can remember when kids used to use
baseball bats to hit baseballs with.Copy !req
522. Am I gonna die
from these neutron rays?Copy !req
523. Oh, no, man.Copy !req
524. You're not gonna die from neutron rays
because, smart guy,Copy !req
525. this is a copy machine.Copy !req
526. Come on!Copy !req
527. That Union Square killing?Copy !req
528. I just got the address of a bar
our suspect frequents.Copy !req
529. - Dean Foreman.
- Great. Let's go.Copy !req
530. Dean Foreman? I got a warrant on him
for one of my cases. The Lily murder.Copy !req
531. Hey, Howie, there's no way I'm riding
with you if I can't smoke.Copy !req
532. You're not smoking in the car, Beau.Copy !req
533. I'll ride with Kay. OK?Copy !req
534. Oh, salvation.Copy !req
535. - It's for you.
- What?Copy !req
536. What you doin' man?Copy !req
537. What's it, a diamond engagement ring,
some kind of necklace or something?Copy !req
538. Hey, hey!Copy !req
539. That's a genuine Cobra rear view mirror,Copy !req
540. and look who is behind the wheel!
Where did you get this?Copy !req
541. I still got some connections, you know?Copy !req
542. Hey! Wow.
Man, what can I say?Copy !req
543. Well, you could say...Copy !req
544. You could say you're gonna buy me
a round at the Wharf Rat.Copy !req
545. Yeah, I could say that.Copy !req
546. You could say you're gonna buy me
a pack of cigarettes.Copy !req
547. I could say I'm buying you one,Copy !req
548. but I'm gonna bum one for you
from somebody else.Copy !req
549. - You're such a cheap person.
- I'm cheap?Copy !req
550. - I spent my money on that!
- Where did you get this?Copy !req
551. - I'm not gonna tell you!
- OK, one beer.Copy !req
552. - One beer!
- And a shot. A shot and a beer.Copy !req
553. - You get your own cigarettes.
- And the cigarettes!Copy !req
554. I want the cigarettes too,
you dirty, rotten, son of a...Copy !req
555. I can't partner up with someone
who wants to quit smoking.Copy !req
556. It's their guilt trip, right?Copy !req
557. I feel like I gotta post bond
when I want a cigarette.Copy !req
558. When I light one up,
I feel Howard's eyesCopy !req
559. burning a hole through my head,
like I abandoned her.Copy !req
560. I quit once.
I'll quit again.Copy !req
561. - Someday for good.
- Me too.Copy !req
562. - I quit for three months once.
- Eight months.Copy !req
563. Eight months? That's impressive.
Eight months?Copy !req
564. Well, not straight, no.Copy !req
565. Over the years, I've quit smoking
ten times for a total of eight months.Copy !req
566. - You bought a pack of cigarettes?
- Yeah. But I threw it away.Copy !req
567. Yeah,
but you bought a pack.Copy !req
568. - How'd it feel?
- Great.Copy !req
569. And real calm, I said,
"A pack of Winstons, please."Copy !req
570. Oh, Winstons!
Good choice.Copy !req
571. Yeah, so I paid for 'em,
and I walked out, my heart is just...Copy !req
572. pounding away,Copy !req
573. and, you know, my hands are all sweaty,
and I opened the pack.Copy !req
574. Oh, yeah! That little red band on
the Winstons that opens the cellophane.Copy !req
575. Mm-hm. Threw the pack away
as soon as I opened it, though.Copy !req
576. You see?
That's willpower.Copy !req
577. Absolutely.Copy !req
578. Then I walked over
and I picked 'em up again,Copy !req
579. cos that package just felt so good
in my hands, you know?Copy !req
580. You know how a new pack of cigarettes,Copy !req
581. how it just lies in the palm of the hand
so lightly yet so solidly.Copy !req
582. You say what you want about America,Copy !req
583. but we still make
a damn fine pack of cigarettes.Copy !req
584. Yeah.Copy !req
585. We should stop smoking.Copy !req
586. - Our partners know what they're doin'.
- They do.Copy !req
587. Self-righteous bastards!Copy !req
588. - They're right to quit.
- You're right, they're right.Copy !req
589. I quit for three months. I said to myself,
"I got this thing beat".Copy !req
590. Then I go out on this one case standin'
in this room with all these burned bodies.Copy !req
591. Yeah?Copy !req
592. It was all so quick. So sudden.Copy !req
593. Things come out of the blue.
Wire shorts out.Copy !req
594. Family's dead.
Bing! Just like that.Copy !req
595. - It's all random. Every damn thing.
- It is.Copy !req
596. I stepped out on the street, after seeing
this family burned to death.Copy !req
597. I don't know.Copy !req
598. I don't know how the cigarette wound up
in my mouth, but there it was,Copy !req
599. all lit up.Copy !req
600. Yeah.Copy !req
601. Colin Dietz. You Colin?Copy !req
602. I want you to face the front of this truck.Copy !req
603. Turn around, son.
Reach up into the bed of the truck.Copy !req
604. You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to have an attorney.Copy !req
605. If you can't afford an attorney, Colin,
I'm gonna get you one, all right?Copy !req
606. You understand that?
You understand?Copy !req
607. - He asked you a question!
- I understand!Copy !req
608. Let me ask you somethin' else then.Copy !req
609. Percy Howell was what, 14 years old?
He's not a very big guy physically.Copy !req
610. But you and your gang beat him
with a baseball bat. Now why?Copy !req
611. Money?Copy !req
612. How much money did he have on him?Copy !req
613. That's funny to you, isn't it, Colin?Copy !req
614. I wanna try to understand
the humour here, son!Copy !req
615. We weren't mugging him,
we were making him.Copy !req
616. Percy wanted to be a Zep.
He wanted to be in the gang. So...Copy !req
617. You hit him in the head to see how
tough he was? Some kind of initiation?Copy !req
618. No. I hit him with that bat
because we're brothers.Copy !req
619. Brothers in pain.Copy !req
620. Not everyone in this world's born rich,
not everyone in this world's smart,Copy !req
621. but there's one thing we all know,
everybody knows pain.Copy !req
622. I hit him with that bat to show him
that I understand his pain.Copy !req
623. I hit him with that bat...
to show him that I love him.Copy !req
624. Well, you killed him.
Get him outta here.Copy !req
625. Man, you don't get it, do you?
Do you?Copy !req
626. Oh, that's cool.Copy !req
627. Murder ain't what it used to be.Copy !req
628. How about those nicotine patches?
They work?Copy !req
629. - Huh?
- Patches?Copy !req
630. Ah, yes.
Absolutely.Copy !req
631. I just remembered.
I got to talk to Frank for a minute.Copy !req
632. Why do you have to talk
to Frank about? Hey, Tim?Copy !req
633. - Hi, Frank. Can I get a cigarette?
- What?Copy !req
634. Just give me a damn cigarette.Copy !req
635. - Give me a cigarette, Beau.
- He's cracking up already. Look at him.Copy !req
636. That's so funny!Copy !req
637. OK...Copy !req
638. Hey, that's him. That's the guy.Copy !req
639. We killed him, you know?
Yeah, we killed Elvis.Copy !req
640. It's just as if we'd taken a gun
and put it to his head.Copy !req
641. Think so?
He's just a country boy.Copy !req
642. He's looking for some loving
you know...Copy !req
643. - Like everybody else, he's no different.
- Yeah.Copy !req
644. We turned him into a bloated,
drug-addicted monster.Copy !req
645. That's what we do, you know.
The people that we identify with...Copy !req
646. Somebody comes along,
and they sing what's in our hearts,Copy !req
647. and we love them so much for that,
that we push them away.Copy !req
648. We make them isolate themselves.Copy !req
649. And I'm not just talkin' about
building yourself a fortress,Copy !req
650. like Graceland or anything like that.
I'm talking about...Copy !req
651. - You know, Elvis got fat.
- Yeah.Copy !req
652. - He got famous, he got fat.
- Real fat.Copy !req
653. Boy, he ate. And he ate. He turned
himself into an island, you know?Copy !req
654. Orson Welles, did the same thing.
Brando. Liz Taylor.Copy !req
655. What for, though?
I mean really, what for?Copy !req
656. For love?
Is it for love?Copy !req
657. Just the other day,
I saw the body of a kid.Copy !req
658. Just a teenage kid. Some other kid
killed him with a baseball bat.Copy !req
659. - Mmm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
660. The kid lets the other kid
hit him with a baseball bat,Copy !req
661. because the kid
just had no love in his life.Copy !req
662. Yeah, the bat.
I mean, getting hit with that bat.Copy !req
663. Maybe that's the most affection
he ever got.Copy !req
664. - Yeah.
- Hmm...Copy !req
665. My wife and I danced to Elvis
on our first date.Copy !req
666. You did?
I'd like to have seen that!Copy !req
667. - We were hot, we were hot.
- Sure.Copy !req
668. My ex.Copy !req
669. We just got divorced
after 23 years of marriage.Copy !req
670. - That's a long time.
- I know.Copy !req
671. We loved each other when we were
married. We did. Yeah. I really think...Copy !req
672. I mean, I don't...Copy !req
673. I don't know if I remember.Copy !req
674. I'm not sure.Copy !req
675. - Here's to tomorrow!
- Yeah.Copy !req