1. Hey, Gee. Nice tux!Copy !req
2. All right, listen up.Copy !req
3. Tonight is the retirement party
for Lieutenant Jim Scinta.Copy !req
4. I trust that in my absence this unit
will function as if I were here.Copy !req
5. Actually, we thought of something
different, like solving some crimes.Copy !req
6. Any word on who the new
Squad Commander is gonna be?Copy !req
7. Not yet. The bosses
are keeping it a secret.Copy !req
8. They keep everything a secret.Copy !req
9. It's not true. They were widely vocal
about our plummeting clearance rate.Copy !req
10. I may make some changes
to the way we're partnered up.Copy !req
11. - Oh...
- But more of that later.Copy !req
12. Yesterday we had a talk.
Two days ago a talk.Copy !req
13. A week ago another conversation.
Where are you, Bayliss?Copy !req
14. Er... Well, I'm just...Copy !req
15. I'm clearing up a suicide in Locust Point
and I'm waiting for the ME.Copy !req
16. He's calling with the autopsy report.Copy !req
17. The transcript of
the arabber's initial statement.Copy !req
18. Why do you need these for suicide?Copy !req
19. Are you still on the first 24 hours
of Adena's murder?Copy !req
20. You're always there. It was your
first case. You didn't solve it.Copy !req
21. - Pembleton.
- Just a sec, I need to water a horse.Copy !req
22. Hitch that nag to this desk over here.Copy !req
23. - What?
- You're putting acid on my ulcer.Copy !req
24. I have a manpower shortage.
I look across the squad room,Copy !req
25. I see six different detectives
on three different casesCopy !req
26. keeping up with the incoming calls.Copy !req
27. I'm beginning to dislike the both of you.Copy !req
28. - Homicide, Detective Pembleton.
- Oh!Copy !req
29. I can feel my ulcer calming down.Copy !req
30. See how little it takes
to make me happy?Copy !req
31. - Hold on. We aim to please.
- Be still my heart.Copy !req
32. The both of you may walk out of here
with transfer glued to your foreheads.Copy !req
33. Aren't you happy
I'm in a festive mood, tonight?Copy !req
34. Yeah, what?Copy !req
35. - OK. What have we got?
- Better keep the rookie back.Copy !req
36. I'm not sure he can handle this.
It's pretty grizzly.Copy !req
37. Let me see...Copy !req
38. - It's a dog.
- A dead dog.Copy !req
39. - You called us for a dog?
- See those tags round his collar?Copy !req
40. It's a police dog.Copy !req
41. According to the law, this gets
treated as an official investigation.Copy !req
42. Which law is this?Copy !req
43. Municipal code 15-2-6 decreesCopy !req
44. that any city-owned animal
that dies on an act of duty rosterCopy !req
45. is accorded the same investigative
pursuit as any other public servant.Copy !req
46. Wait, are you telling meCopy !req
47. that if a ceremonial Clydesdales
from the fire department keels overCopy !req
48. I gotta do a full-blown investigation?Copy !req
49. - What a bitch!
- Was this dog murdered?Copy !req
50. We won't know for sure
till the autopsy.Copy !req
51. - Frank, come here.
- Yeah?Copy !req
52. Come here!Copy !req
53. - Why did you take this call?
- What choice did I have?Copy !req
54. Who's the primary on this?Copy !req
55. - Who's the initial responding?
- I am.Copy !req
56. - Name?
- Officer Schanne.Copy !req
57. The call came in from a neighbour
who heard a shot.Copy !req
58. I found the body in the bedroom.Copy !req
59. - Unit number? Time of arrival?
- Unit number 16.Copy !req
60. Time of arrival around 4:30.Copy !req
61. What's "around 4:30"?Copy !req
62. I'm not sure exactly.
I found the bodyCopy !req
63. called Homicide,
and then the Medical Examiners.Copy !req
64. I did protect the scene.
It's the bedroom.Copy !req
65. Who's the medic
who pronounced death?Copy !req
66. - The medic?
- Yeah, his name?Copy !req
67. Jeez! There's no murder
unless it's pronounced.Copy !req
68. - We got a homicide here or what?
- Yes, I...Copy !req
69. How about the deceased?
Did you get a name?Copy !req
70. - Ida Mae, er... Keene.
- Is that a guess?Copy !req
71. No sign of forced entry.
The alarm is still operable.Copy !req
72. - Pretty hard on her.
- Secretaries with guns.Copy !req
73. - What?
- They're recruited at the steno pool.Copy !req
74. Make quota, right?
Stick a badge and a gun on 'em!Copy !req
75. - Why do you hate women?
- What?Copy !req
76. - You have a disdain for women.
- No, that's professionalism.Copy !req
77. I'm harder on women because I expect
more from them than from men.Copy !req
78. Admit it. You have a problem
relating to other women.Copy !req
79. I do not.
Very loving relationship with Carrie.Copy !req
80. Sisters don't count.Copy !req
81. Although anti-female actions
may stem from sibling rivalry.Copy !req
82. You and your wife gotta stop
going to counselling.Copy !req
83. That accounts for the knife wounds
in the throat and neck.Copy !req
84. The cuts are straight.
She was tortured first and then shot.Copy !req
85. - The clothes are neatly piled.
- Untorn underwear.Copy !req
86. She undressed voluntarily.
She knew her killer.Copy !req
87. Empty gelatine caps. Rice,
stop the coke from crystallising.Copy !req
88. This is a dope murder.Copy !req
89. Why torture her?
If you're gonna kill her, kill her!Copy !req
90. She shouldn't have to suffer first.Copy !req
91. All right, Kay. Let's roll the body over.Copy !req
92. - What's that by her head?
- I don't know.Copy !req
93. - A bullet?
- Yeah.Copy !req
94. A funky-Iooking wadcutter.Copy !req
95. Al...Copy !req
96. It was a very nice retirement party,
wasn't it?Copy !req
97. It was really nice.Copy !req
98. - A lot of love. A lot of love.
- What?Copy !req
99. - I feel proud.
- You should.Copy !req
100. You know.Copy !req
101. What Granger said was...Copy !req
102. very touching.Copy !req
103. Very touching! Careful!Copy !req
104. It's all right. I'm all right...Copy !req
105. Thank you.Copy !req
106. Al... I don't wanna go.Copy !req
107. It's late. You gotta get some sleep.Copy !req
108. No, no! I mean... retire!Copy !req
109. I got... I got good years yet.Copy !req
110. Why did the bosses squeeze me out?
Why?Copy !req
111. - Give me your keys.
- The keys...Copy !req
112. Get some sleep. Come on!Copy !req
113. Barnfather,
that little college-educated snot!Copy !req
114. He wants to streamline the unit.Copy !req
115. What the hell does he know?Copy !req
116. He's never been on the street.
He doesn't know what it takes.Copy !req
117. Forget about it.Copy !req
118. - You want a drink?
- No.Copy !req
119. And neither do you.
Go upstairs and get some sleep.Copy !req
120. Why?Copy !req
121. All I gotta do tomorrow is...
clear out my desk.Copy !req
122. You're next, you know?Copy !req
123. He's gonna stick it to youCopy !req
124. the same way he stuck to me.Copy !req
125. Probably.Copy !req
126. You know, there's a city forestry crew
working out here today.Copy !req
127. - Maybe they saw something.
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
128. You're serious? We're gonna
investigate the death of this dog?Copy !req
129. I'm the primary.
I'm gonna put this case down.Copy !req
130. No, Frank! It is a dog, A dog!Copy !req
131. We are Homicide,
from the latin homos, meaning human.Copy !req
132. Dead thinking humans,
that's what we do.Copy !req
133. I'm gonna investigate this case
by the numbers.Copy !req
134. You wanna drop out?
Go ahead. I'm not your keeper.Copy !req
135. - Oh, I get it.
- Get what?Copy !req
136. - It's OK, Frank. No need to explain.
- What?Copy !req
137. You trying to show me up
in front of Giardello.Copy !req
138. - For God's sake!
- You've proven your point.Copy !req
139. Let's investigate the doggy death.
I'm so impressed!Copy !req
140. Detective Pembleton?
I'm John Kuehn, Canine Squad.Copy !req
141. He... He was my partner.Copy !req
142. He wasn't a hero. He had no citations,
but he was a great dog.Copy !req
143. A good dependable partner.Copy !req
144. Blue collar all the way.
No fancy dog food.Copy !req
145. He liked rice crispies and eggs
mixed together.Copy !req
146. He gave the taxpayer
an honest lifetime of work.Copy !req
147. He was a good citizen.Copy !req
148. - How was his health?
- Good. No worms or nothing.Copy !req
149. - Did he... have any enemies?
- Huh?Copy !req
150. - Anybody who might want him dead?
- No!Copy !req
151. Didn't pee on somebody's leg
or dig up some old lady's rosebush,Copy !req
152. maybe take a bite
out of someone's six year old?Copy !req
153. No, he didn't have an enemy
in the world.Copy !req
154. Except maybe the Pekinese next door.Copy !req
155. Well, the Pekinese...Copy !req
156. When did you last see him alive?Copy !req
157. Last night. He snuck out
the back window of the house.Copy !req
158. - Are you gonna have to do an autopsy?
- Yeah, I'm afraid so.Copy !req
159. Poor Jake...Copy !req
160. The dog's name was Jake?Copy !req
161. - What have we got here?
- Family of the deceased.Copy !req
162. - Send them to Central for Q and A.
- They've been already.Copy !req
163. - You family?
- Yes, I'm the daughter.Copy !req
164. - That's my mother in there.
- Detective Howard, Homicide.Copy !req
165. I'd like to ask you about your mum.Copy !req
166. What's going on?
This is a crime scene.Copy !req
167. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
168. - What are they doing?
- Common sense.Copy !req
169. Word on the street gets out
Ida Mae is dead,Copy !req
170. every burglar will suck the place dry
five minutes after we leave.Copy !req
171. What's a TV like that worth for?
Two grand?Copy !req
172. I'd have to work for five years
to afford that.Copy !req
173. Schanne, we gotta get another job!Copy !req
174. No, no! Mummy!Copy !req
175. Mummy, no!Copy !req
176. Mummy, don't go.
Please don't go!Copy !req
177. Mummy!Copy !req
178. - Mr Johnson...
- Call me Pony.Copy !req
179. My real name's Aloysius.Copy !req
180. Ida Mae's daughter told us
that you and Ida Mae were an item?Copy !req
181. I heard about Ida Mae on the street.Copy !req
182. Then my wife gets phone calls saying
I had something going with Ida Mae.Copy !req
183. You're trying to get me
into trouble or what?Copy !req
184. - Do you own a.38?
- What? Why?Copy !req
185. So you do own one.Copy !req
186. I'm talking about you bothering my wife.Copy !req
187. - You want your rights read to you?
- Hold on!Copy !req
188. Am I a suspect?Copy !req
189. I ain't got nothing to do
with Ida Mae and her killer.Copy !req
190. You deal drugs. Ida Mae helped you.Copy !req
191. - We have witnesses.
- I gave her stuff to hold for me.Copy !req
192. - She never knew what they were.
- So you admit you deal drugs.Copy !req
193. In today's economy, you bet!Copy !req
194. When there's seven percent
unemploymentCopy !req
195. in your white collar lace hangers
up in Montgomery County.Copy !req
196. If the white collar boys are tapped out,
what's up for me?Copy !req
197. A round of golf at the country club?Copy !req
198. Right! But I'd be carrying the bags
and for what?Copy !req
199. Three bucks an hour?Copy !req
200. In times like these,
jail doesn't scare me or anyone else.Copy !req
201. Your gun, bring it to us.
We wanna take a look at it.Copy !req
202. Just bring it in!
Then I'll get charged, it's not registered.Copy !req
203. You won't get charged.
You have my word.Copy !req
204. I trust you.Copy !req
205. - Did you just wink at me?
- Oh, sorry! Speck in my eye.Copy !req
206. Where is the gun?Copy !req
207. I keep it at my girlfriend's house.Copy !req
208. - We didn't recover a gun at the scene.
- No, my other girlfriend!Copy !req
209. Let me see if I got this straight.Copy !req
210. You got a wife, you got a mistress
and you got a girlfriend?Copy !req
211. What can I say?
I'm trying to live a timely life.Copy !req
212. Well, Chris getting shot, the surgery
and all the complications...Copy !req
213. it's been a nightmare.Copy !req
214. I'm glad he's home. He's safe with me
where I can take care of him.Copy !req
215. - Is he up and around or?
- No, he's still attached to the tubes.Copy !req
216. He needs a monitor or something...Copy !req
217. - I'm gonna see him.
- Sure.Copy !req
218. - He's in the guest room.
- Oh, OK.Copy !req
219. What do you say?Copy !req
220. What do you say?
What do you say today?Copy !req
221. - Who's there?
- It's me, numb-nuts.Copy !req
222. - What are you doing here so late?
- It's the afternoon.Copy !req
223. It's hard for me to tell.
Did you hear the good news?Copy !req
224. - They took the catheter out.
- Congrats! I wish I was here to see that.Copy !req
225. Now I got to use a bedpan.
But I'm not allowed to get up.Copy !req
226. Pretty exciting stuff, huh?Copy !req
227. You're really doing good.
That's why you left the hospital early.Copy !req
228. - Why are his gums so red?
- Huh?Copy !req
229. His gums.Copy !req
230. The roof of his mouth, the back
of his throat. It's almost metallic red.Copy !req
231. No sign of bleeding.Copy !req
232. Oxygen deprivation caused
by poison or gassing.Copy !req
233. - Frank?
- Yeah?Copy !req
234. You mean that Jake was poisoned?Copy !req
235. - Yeah.
- Oh, great!Copy !req
236. - So this really is a murder?
- Yeah!Copy !req
237. - Miss Kennedy...
- Latoya.Copy !req
238. - Do you know Pony Johnson?
- I do.Copy !req
239. - He mentioned you might stop by.
- He did, huh?Copy !req
240. - We have no secrets.
- You know he has a wife?Copy !req
241. As I said, we have no secrets.Copy !req
242. - You know a William Lyness?
- No.Copy !req
243. Pony said you threw
a wonderful party the other night.Copy !req
244. All my parties are wonderful.Copy !req
245. Was this the one where someone
came by and bothered Pony?Copy !req
246. Yes, that was a good one.Copy !req
247. Lobster, crab, corn on the cob,Copy !req
248. three-bean salad, angel food cake
with fresh strawberries...Copy !req
249. So you know William Lyness? Pony said
William was the one that stopped by.Copy !req
250. I do not know him.
I don't associate with those people.Copy !req
251. I do know this young man came by -
nervous, jumpy.Copy !req
252. Any drugs at this party?Copy !req
253. This young man came by
and asked for Pony.Copy !req
254. They stepped out for a moment,
Pony came back about a minute later.Copy !req
255. This ring is my mother's.Copy !req
256. She was a model
in Paris way, way back.Copy !req
257. What time did
this "young man" come by?Copy !req
258. It's impolite for a hostess
to watch a clock.Copy !req
259. - Midnight? After midnight? Before?
- I can't say.Copy !req
260. - Everyone was having a good time.
- I'll bet.Copy !req
261. So Pony steps out
for just a minute or two.Copy !req
262. - He never left the house after that?
- That's right.Copy !req
263. - Pony spent the entire night with you?
- He did.Copy !req
264. - Are you sure?
- I should know if I had sex or not.Copy !req
265. Of course she would.Copy !req
266. Do you enjoy the film noir genre?
You know...Copy !req
267. Godard, black and white?Copy !req
268. Film noir, where the film's grainy
and you can't figure out what's going on?Copy !req
269. Yeah, I do enjoy those.Copy !req
270. You surprise me.Copy !req
271. I do love Pony, but...Copy !req
272. sometimes someone else strikes me
as being a bit more...Copy !req
273. interesting at the moment.Copy !req
274. Oh, yeah, I know what you mean.Copy !req
275. "Living a timely life."Copy !req
276. Jake, what kind of name is that
for a dog? Especially a police dog.Copy !req
277. No, Jake is a good name. It's an
easy name for a dog to respond to.Copy !req
278. No, a dog should be named... Rex.Copy !req
279. Rex? That's original.Copy !req
280. I had an Irish Setter,
her name was Molly.Copy !req
281. - What a stupid dog, Irish Setter!
- Molly was a beautiful dog.Copy !req
282. Don't get me wrong, Irish Setters
are nice to look at, but psycho.Copy !req
283. They're flighty, red-haired screwballs.Copy !req
284. - The "I love Lucy's" of the dog world.
- How would you know?Copy !req
285. You're from New York City,
so you're an expert on everything?Copy !req
286. I know my dogs.
Irish Setters are not smart dogs.Copy !req
287. Too much inbreeding. Tiny brain.Copy !req
288. Let me guess what dog you had.
You had a...Copy !req
289. pit-bull!Copy !req
290. You are like millions
of other New Yorkers.Copy !req
291. Pit-bull, that's the best choice for you.Copy !req
292. They're a bunch of overweight piranhas
with bad hairdos.Copy !req
293. That's New York in a nutshell!Copy !req
294. I owned a Komondor. You with Molly,
you wouldn't have a clue.Copy !req
295. A Komondor? One of those
foul-smelling sheep dogs from Hungary?Copy !req
296. You want me to be impressed?Copy !req
297. Compared with an Irish Setter,
my dog is a genius.Copy !req
298. Genius?
And this genius's name was Rex.Copy !req
299. Rex enjoyed city living very much.Copy !req
300. Of course when he bit the postman,
my parents put him to sleep.Copy !req
301. No, no...Copy !req
302. - What?
- It would be too easy.Copy !req
303. - What?
- Just a thought...Copy !req
304. Pure carbon monoxide, dead dog.
An investigation involving an animal.Copy !req
305. Which particular city agency
is noticeable by their absence?Copy !req
306. - Animal Control. No...
- Yeah! They have the gas.Copy !req
307. Why gas Jake?
He's got tags.Copy !req
308. - Let's go and ask.
- Why dump a dog in a park?Copy !req
309. And why didn't they remove
his police tags?Copy !req
310. Let's go and ask.Copy !req
311. Did you see this?
A nun won the lottery.Copy !req
312. A 71 -year-old nun wins a million dollars.
She's going to donate to an order.Copy !req
313. Where is he?Copy !req
314. I'm really happy for her cos,
you know,Copy !req
315. if nuns had a million dollars
they'd do a lot of good work. I'm so glad.Copy !req
316. Carol said she'd be here at twelve
o'clock and it's twelve, so she's late.Copy !req
317. She's always late.
I'm sure she's got a good excuse.Copy !req
318. She always has a good excuse.
She's lost her car keys or whatever.Copy !req
319. Relax, Big Man.Copy !req
320. What if we get a call,
we have to leave and we miss them?Copy !req
321. "A guy in Kentucky was charged
with drunk driving."Copy !req
322. - So?
- A horse!Copy !req
323. - He was driving a hearse?
- A horse!Copy !req
324. "He's challenging the law because
a horse is a non-motorised vehicle.Copy !req
325. "'She's got a mind of her own' he said,
about his two-year-old horse, Gladys.Copy !req
326. "'I don't think a vehicle has a mind."'
That makes two of you, Mr Ziegler.Copy !req
327. This was a mistake.Copy !req
328. Carol's son is visiting,
so she tells him about me.Copy !req
329. Tells him I'm a cop,
the kid wants to ride with us.Copy !req
330. Why did I say yes to that?Copy !req
331. You're snorkelling his mum,
you have to do whatever he says.Copy !req
332. - Is he a nice kid?
- Yeah, I mean I guess.Copy !req
333. I only met him over the phone.Copy !req
334. You mean I get to witness
this historic meeting?Copy !req
335. Sure if I don't get you first.Copy !req
336. Whoa! "Under Kentucky's
new drunk-driving law,Copy !req
337. "they've charged,
besides Ziegler and the horse,Copy !req
338. "two people on bicycles and..." Are
you ready? "... a man in a wheelchair."Copy !req
339. You're under arrest, drunk and disabled.
That's it, I'm moving to Kentucky!Copy !req
340. Here they are!Copy !req
341. - Hi, Stanley.
- Hey.Copy !req
342. Er... this is Danny.Copy !req
343. - Hey, Danny. How are you doing?
- Hey.Copy !req
344. - So?
- That's a cool gun.Copy !req
345. - Oh...
- Can I hold it?Copy !req
346. Let him hold it, man.Copy !req
347. Ah...Copy !req
348. Chris, you're not listening to me.Copy !req
349. Boston Corbett shot John Wilkes Booth
right through the slat at the Garrett Farm.Copy !req
350. So he said.Copy !req
351. There were witnesses,
the whole platoon!Copy !req
352. Yeah, all of them would share a reward
if they agreed to the story.Copy !req
353. - It was the wrong angle to hit Booth.
- You're saying Booth shot himself?Copy !req
354. He vowed he'd never been taken alive.
Didn't wanna face the public humiliation.Copy !req
355. Ah, get me up!Copy !req
356. - Hey, you've got tubes on you.
- Take me to the toilet.Copy !req
357. - I'll get Eva.
- Come on, Crosetti!Copy !req
358. - I can't do it.
- Please!Copy !req
359. - Here, use the bedpan!
- No!Copy !req
360. - Oh, God!
- Take it easy.Copy !req
361. - I'll go get Eva.
- Don't! Just get out of here.Copy !req
362. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
363. Get out of here!
I don't want you to see me like this.Copy !req
364. What are you so worried about?
It's a natural thing.Copy !req
365. Don't tell Eva.Copy !req
366. - She thinks I'm getting better.
- You are.Copy !req
367. Then why am I lying in my own crap?Copy !req
368. Don't touch anything!Copy !req
369. I can't tell Eva, I can't touch anything.
Who will? Come on!Copy !req
370. Crosetti! I don't want you here
seeing me like this.Copy !req
371. I'm like an infant.
I'm not a man anymore. It's disgusting!Copy !req
372. You would do the same thing for me,
wouldn't you?Copy !req
373. Huh?Copy !req
374. Let's take your clothes off.Copy !req
375. - I'm sorry.
- Don't be sorry, pal.Copy !req
376. "Dig for the Oyster, Dive for the Clam."
Are you in mood for a square dance?Copy !req
377. Do it with Howard, she loves to lead.Copy !req
378. - What have you got?
- You know that bullet you found?Copy !req
379. - That wadcutter?
- Mm-hm?Copy !req
380. I found that bullet's evil twin buried
in an old lady's forehead last night.Copy !req
381. - The two murders are related?
- You tell me.Copy !req
382. Mine was sliced up and tortured
just like yours.Copy !req
383. - What's the name on it?
- Alexandra Lyness.Copy !req
384. It said Lyness, right?Copy !req
385. We've got a Lyness in the Keene case.Copy !req
386. William Lyness.
Friend of Pony Johnson's.Copy !req
387. - Business associates.
- Swing your partner, do si do.Copy !req
388. This really oldie-Iooking one, that's North
Western division. That's been torn down.Copy !req
389. Down here, the Western Division.
That's where I started out.Copy !req
390. - Uh-huh...
- Yeah, they tore that one down too.Copy !req
391. - Anybody ever jumped off this balcony?
- What?Copy !req
392. Did you ever have a killer
that you were just about to put him awayCopy !req
393. and who made a break for it,
ran out of these doors,Copy !req
394. and jumped off the balcony? He's dead!Copy !req
395. Hey, hey...Copy !req
396. - Cool, man! Did it ever happen?
- No, no...Copy !req
397. We got a call.
Barney street. Shooting.Copy !req
398. - OK.
- Oh, that's cool. Let's do it, man!Copy !req
399. That's gonna be fresh.Copy !req
400. - Did he say it's gonna be fresh?
- Fresh!Copy !req
401. - What does that mean?
- It means neatokeen.Copy !req
402. Neatokeen. I'm so glad
you understand these things.Copy !req
403. Look at all these dogs.Copy !req
404. - What a misery!
- If I look at them, I might fall in love.Copy !req
405. Hello, hel-Io!Copy !req
406. If you're here for your dog,
find it yourself.Copy !req
407. - As you can see, I'm a bit short-handed.
- We're police.Copy !req
408. - You're the person in charge?
- I'm the only person.Copy !req
409. - So I guess I'm in charge. I'm Penny.
- Hi, Penny.Copy !req
410. We're investigating the death of a police
dog found in the Druid Hill Mansion area.Copy !req
411. Oh, yeah. I was called about that.Copy !req
412. Didn't make it out there though.
That was last night, right?Copy !req
413. The city examiner is determined
that this particular dog,Copy !req
414. which was well loved in this community,
was murdered.Copy !req
415. - Murdered?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
416. Do you still use pure carbon monoxide
to gas the unclaimed dogs?Copy !req
417. Yeah, it's the most cost-effective.Copy !req
418. Once upon a time, the killing of
a city-owned animal was manslaughter.Copy !req
419. Now it has been reduced
to a misdemeanour.Copy !req
420. That carries a maximum of 364 days
in jail and a 1,000-dollar fine.Copy !req
421. I don't know anything
about any police dog.Copy !req
422. Picking up strays, doing your job.
Maybe this police dog got mixed up.Copy !req
423. Maybe you forgot to check his tags.Copy !req
424. You're on duty alone here.
It could be too much sometimes.Copy !req
425. We have a city forestry crew
which placesCopy !req
426. a young blonde woman with a pony tail
driving through the Mansion area.Copy !req
427. These guys got a particularly good look
because, with their low-class manner,Copy !req
428. they gave this young blonde a few
invitations to social and tribal ritualsCopy !req
429. to which she responded
with an emphatic middle finger salute.Copy !req
430. And if I could have, I would have gassed
these tree-trimming morons.Copy !req
431. I don't know how I did it but I did.Copy !req
432. Then I panicked
and dumped the dog in the park.Copy !req
433. So what are we gonna do, Penny?Copy !req
434. Well... if you have to take me in now,Copy !req
435. at least help me set them up
with their evening meals.Copy !req
436. Otherwise, they'll start to turn
on each other.Copy !req
437. Open up, police!Copy !req
438. Police, open up now!Copy !req
439. Outside, honey.Copy !req
440. - Police, police.
- Freeze!Copy !req
441. I have a search and seizure warrant
for the residence of William Lyness.Copy !req
442. - Is William home?
- Not for days.Copy !req
443. - This says we can search the house.
- Uh-huh...Copy !req
444. - You're William's father?
- Yeah.Copy !req
445. - You're Alexandra Lyness' husband?
- After over 20 years, God rest her soul.Copy !req
446. Now William, he just comes and goes.Copy !req
447. He's got mean and nasty friends, so I try
to evaporate whenever he's around.Copy !req
448. I don't hear nothing.
I don't see nothing.Copy !req
449. I just try to do right
by raising his little girl.Copy !req
450. - What's your name, sir?
- Henry Lyness.Copy !req
451. Lewis, grab your side.Copy !req
452. Hey, hey, hey...Copy !req
453. - Felton...
- Yeah.Copy !req
454. No sign of blood residue.
It's clean.Copy !req
455. Hey, here we go.
Same aspect with wadcutter.Copy !req
456. Bingo!Copy !req
457. When we get to the crime scene, Danny,
you stay in the car till we secure it.Copy !req
458. And I wanna check how gruesome
it's gonna be.Copy !req
459. Don't worry about me, Stan.Copy !req
460. Mum and Dad are medical examiners.
I grew up surrounded by body parts.Copy !req
461. - Your dad's an ME too?
- In Seattle, where I live half the year.Copy !req
462. They met at an ME convention.Copy !req
463. Dad convinced Mum to leave Australia
and come to the States.Copy !req
464. - Will you follow the family footsteps?
- No, man. I'm not into that.Copy !req
465. - What do you wanna be?
- A drummer.Copy !req
466. Or Secretary of the Interior.Copy !req
467. - What?
- Will you lighten up, Stan?Copy !req
468. Oh, yes!Copy !req
469. All right!Copy !req
470. Danny?Copy !req
471. Anybody know this man?
Anybody talk to him?Copy !req
472. He was 10-7 when we got here.Copy !req
473. - 10-7?
- That's code for out of service.Copy !req
474. Hold my hand.Copy !req
475. - Anybody go through his pockets?
- Not yet.Copy !req
476. Watch for needles, Stan!Copy !req
477. No wallet in the front.
I'm gonna wait for the ME to flip him.Copy !req
478. - You called the ME, right?
- They're on their way.Copy !req
479. - How many times was he hit?
- Twice.Copy !req
480. Once in the head,
once in the back, so far.Copy !req
481. There is a good possibility that both
wounds were caused by a single bullet.Copy !req
482. - Nice try.
- I worked for the Warren commission.Copy !req
483. Munch, come on!Copy !req
484. It'd be so cool to off someone
and get away with it.Copy !req
485. - I'm sorry?
- Kill somebody and get away with it.Copy !req
486. If I ride with you a couple of weeks,
I bet youCopy !req
487. I'll figure out who killed this body.Copy !req
488. Danny, look, I want you
sitting in the back of the car.Copy !req
489. He's just a kid.Copy !req
490. Everybody's been really great,
you know.Copy !req
491. My boss said he'd keep my job for meCopy !req
492. but I'm thinking I should quit.Copy !req
493. Chris will need a lot of care.Copy !req
494. You've got time
to make a decision like that.Copy !req
495. You know, I almost didn't marry Chris.Copy !req
496. We met before he went to the AcademyCopy !req
497. and I wasn't crazy about him being a cop
cos of my dad.Copy !req
498. - Your dad was a good cop.
- I was six-years-old.Copy !req
499. I didn't care much
about him being a good cop.Copy !req
500. We've been trying to have a kid,
me and Chris, for about three years.Copy !req
501. We finally went to the doctor
and got checked out.Copy !req
502. - He said it'd take a miracle.
- I didn't know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
503. If Chris is blind, maybe it's for the best.Copy !req
504. Everything happens for the best.Copy !req
505. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
506. Jake chose the wrong night
to sneak up the back window.Copy !req
507. I knew he was mixing it up
with the neighbourhood bitches.Copy !req
508. He was always more hound dog
than he was German shepherd.Copy !req
509. It's a bit embarrassing. He didn't die
in the line of duty but cos he was horny.Copy !req
510. I'm gonna go in the middle
and scatter his ashes.Copy !req
511. He really loved the water.Copy !req
512. Maybe he was part Cocker Spaniel.Copy !req
513. Did Jake like kids?Copy !req
514. He wasn't nuts about them,
but he'd make his exceptions.Copy !req
515. What's the matter?Copy !req
516. Are you thinking about Molly?Copy !req
517. Adena Watson.Copy !req
518. You know, life would be perfect...Copy !req
519. if it was only kids and dogs.Copy !req
520. My guess, Ida Mae and Alexandra
Lyness were killed by Pony Johnson.Copy !req
521. Why don't you think Lyness did it?Copy !req
522. Meldrick said William loved his mother.
You saw the morgue photos.Copy !req
523. The kid would have to have ice
in his veins to torture his mum that way.Copy !req
524. We can offer William to be
either a witness or a suspect.Copy !req
525. Sounds good.Copy !req
526. I gotta call my wife.
We have marriage counselling tonight.Copy !req
527. - This is an excuse to get out of it.
- It's not helping?Copy !req
528. As far as I can tell, no.Copy !req
529. The other day, she says to me,
"I think you love Kay Howard."Copy !req
530. It gets better.Copy !req
531. Then she says to me, "You spend
more time with Kay than with me.Copy !req
532. "And when you're with me,
all you do is talk about Kay."Copy !req
533. You do?Copy !req
534. She asks me how my day went, I tell her
and she starts screaming at me.Copy !req
535. So I said, "I am not in love with Kay.Copy !req
536. "I'm not even remotely attracted to her
in any way, shape or form."Copy !req
537. - Oh, really?
- I mean, I got her off my case.Copy !req
538. Beau!Copy !req
539. I'm not asking you because I want you
to be attracted to me but... you're not?Copy !req
540. - Run that by me again.
- Why don't you find me attractive?Copy !req
541. I didn't mean it that way.
I wanted to prove a point to my wife.Copy !req
542. Kay, you're my partner and my friend.
Of course I love you.Copy !req
543. Answer my question.
Do you find me attractive?Copy !req
544. - Come on, Howie.
- Howie, that's a guy's name.Copy !req
545. - Do you think I'm a guy?
- A guy? No!Copy !req
546. So I'm asking you.Copy !req
547. My friend, my partner, huh?Copy !req
548. Do you think I'm sexy?Copy !req
549. Kay...Copy !req
550. From the beginning,
we had an agreement,Copy !req
551. an unspoken agreement that we...Copy !req
552. - You know...
- What?Copy !req
553. We wouldn't think about things like that.
So I don't...Copy !req
554. - OK?
- OK.Copy !req
555. - Hey Chris, you asleep?
- No.Copy !req
556. Eva tells me that...Copy !req
557. she told you
that she was gonna have your babyCopy !req
558. and you got angry.Copy !req
559. I should have died
on that operating table or in the street.Copy !req
560. - What was I thinking, trying to hold on?
- Stop it or I'll smack you one.Copy !req
561. When was the last time
you had to lie in your diarrhoea?Copy !req
562. I don't wanna...
I don't want to hear the self-pity crap.Copy !req
563. Man, how can I be a father?Copy !req
564. You'll be a great father.Copy !req
565. I won't be able to see my baby's face.Copy !req
566. Yeah, well...
A lot of parents are blind, Chris.Copy !req
567. Some cos they can't see,
some cos they don't wanna see.Copy !req
568. Spare me the fortune cookie philosophy!Copy !req
569. All you have to do is hold tight so that
the baby knows that you are there.Copy !req
570. Skin to skin.Copy !req
571. That's all. That's all any baby needs.Copy !req
572. And the rest of it, blind or not...Copy !req
573. you deal.Copy !req
574. Capisci?Copy !req
575. Ca-pish.Copy !req
576. Ca-pish?Copy !req
577. Only a white person says it that way.
It's capisci!Copy !req
578. - Capisci!
- Capisci!Copy !req
579. Stan...Copy !req
580. Stan, the man!Copy !req
581. So you and my mum
seem to be getting pretty...Copy !req
582. you know, getting serious.Copy !req
583. As the man of the house,
I should ask you a few questions, OK?Copy !req
584. Oh yeah. Sure!Copy !req
585. What's your yearly income?Copy !req
586. Er... 32,000.Copy !req
587. OK. Why do you think
your marriage just like... died on you?Copy !req
588. - I, er...
- We'll get as personal as you need to.Copy !req
589. - Were you afraid of commitment or...
- I don't, er...Copy !req
590. It's none of your business.Copy !req
591. OK. I heard that, I heard that.Copy !req
592. OK, that's cool.Copy !req
593. How about you and my mum?
How are you together?Copy !req
594. We get along great.
We're doing fine.Copy !req
595. We had a little fight when we met
but since then we're fine.Copy !req
596. Man, in bed!
How are you in bed?Copy !req
597. When her and my dad used to do it,
they would rattle through floorboards.Copy !req
598. - It was...
- It's your mum we're talking about.Copy !req
599. Yeah, my mum. Right.Copy !req
600. But she has her needs
just like everybody else.Copy !req
601. I just wanna make sure
she's living up to her full potential.Copy !req
602. So do you, Stan?Copy !req
603. You make her scream?Copy !req
604. Yeah, Stan. Do you make her scream?Copy !req
605. Do you? Do you?Copy !req
606. I'm taking you back to your mother.Copy !req
607. It's a legitimate question.Copy !req
608. Stanley...Copy !req
609. - I'm sorry you don't like Danny.
- No, no, look...Copy !req
610. He's a swell kid, he is.
He's swell but...Copy !req
611. What? What then?Copy !req
612. Who am I to criticise?
I've never raised a kid or been a parent.Copy !req
613. You're so damn infuriating!
You never say what you mean.Copy !req
614. You never come right out
and say what you mean.Copy !req
615. Now, say what you mean, Stanley.Copy !req
616. I think your kid has got a screw loose.Copy !req
617. Something's the matter with him up here.Copy !req
618. He's got... weird ideas, twisted values.Copy !req
619. He's just a boy for God's sake.Copy !req
620. You're right. See? No, you're right.
OK? I gotta go.Copy !req
621. Stanley!Copy !req
622. Aren't you gonna kiss me goodbye?Copy !req
623. OK, William.Copy !req
624. Take a look at these pictures.Copy !req
625. You recognise your own mother?Copy !req
626. A couple of uniforms picked him up
at a raid in a rock house.Copy !req
627. I'm convinced he didn't do it
but he's not saying anything.Copy !req
628. He won't give us Pony Johnson,
that's for sure.Copy !req
629. Three quick cuts under the neck,
then three more under her jaw,Copy !req
630. then her left cheek.Copy !req
631. Then down across her chin, five cuts.Copy !req
632. Then her right cheek, ten cuts!Copy !req
633. Did you know Ida Mae Keene?Copy !req
634. Look here. Look.Copy !req
635. The same cuts on her neck
and her cheek.Copy !req
636. That's from the same knife, brother.
Take a look, come on.Copy !req
637. Take a look.Copy !req
638. You didn't kill your mother,
did you, William?Copy !req
639. - No.
- Hmm?Copy !req
640. No.Copy !req
641. - I just gave him the bullets.
- Who?Copy !req
642. - Look, he wanted six wadcutters.
- Who?Copy !req
643. Pony Johnson.Copy !req
644. Why would Pony Johnson
want to kill your mother?Copy !req
645. I had some fives and dimes of rock,
ready and bagged for business.Copy !req
646. And my mama took it away from me.Copy !req
647. So I went to Pony's girl's place
to tell Pony I messed up.Copy !req
648. Pony gets his gun
and yells at me to give him six bullets.Copy !req
649. I thought he was gonna cap me,Copy !req
650. but no, he says
he's gonna get his dope back.Copy !req
651. He says he's just gonna
threaten my mum.Copy !req
652. Pony goes to your mum's house
to collect his rockCopy !req
653. and she tells him to kiss it,Copy !req
654. cos she doesn't want Pony
messing around with her boy, right?Copy !req
655. I don't know. I wasn't there.Copy !req
656. You were, cos Pony didn't know
where your mother lived.Copy !req
657. - You took him there.
- I told him where.Copy !req
658. Why would he trust you? You lost
his dope. He's taking you with him.Copy !req
659. I just gave him the bullets.
That's all.Copy !req
660. You want us to believe
you were sitting outside in the car?Copy !req
661. I wasn't in the room.Copy !req
662. - You took him to Ida Mae's house too?
- No, man!Copy !req
663. Pony comes out of my mama's house
and he's all jacked out.Copy !req
664. He gets in the car
and he drives away by himself.Copy !req
665. I don't know where he was going.Copy !req
666. So you were there, William.Copy !req
667. - Did you see if your mum was OK?
- I couldn't.Copy !req
668. - Pony told me to go home.
- Pony told you?Copy !req
669. Pony tells you to give him six bullets,
drive him to your mum's houseCopy !req
670. and sit out in the car.
Don't hear or think anything.Copy !req
671. She was your mother, William!
Your mother!Copy !req
672. She tries to help you and you sit
and listen to hear scream for help?Copy !req
673. - For you?
- Kay.Copy !req
674. - I couldn't go.
- I wanna know!Copy !req
675. I wanna know what it is to sit in a car
and listen to your mum scream for help.Copy !req
676. She screamed your name, didn't she?Copy !req
677. Johnson tells you to sit in the car.Copy !req
678. You drove him there, you sit in the car,
you won't do hell about it and you don't!Copy !req
679. You sit and listen
to your own mother die!Copy !req
680. I bet she was relieved when
she finally got the bullet in her brain.Copy !req
681. I'm sorry...Copy !req
682. Who are you crying for, William?
You've got no right to those tears.Copy !req
683. I'm sorry!Copy !req
684. Entrare.Copy !req
685. - Alberto!
- Paisan.Copy !req
686. I've got a present for you.Copy !req
687. What?Copy !req
688. - I remember this day.
- Yeah.Copy !req
689. OK, I'm outta here.Copy !req
690. - I'll give you a call.
- No, you won't.Copy !req
691. Oh, you'll want to but you'll be busy.Copy !req
692. You'll say, "I'll call tomorrow.Copy !req
693. "Er... I'll call at the weekend.Copy !req
694. "Next week, for sure!"Copy !req
695. Take care.Copy !req
696. Paisan.Copy !req
697. Let me buy you some pasta.Copy !req
698. I thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
699. I know a little place
not far from here.Copy !req
700. Spaghetti!Copy !req
701. Ah! Fettuccine, home-made wine...Copy !req
702. - Yes!
- This is living!Copy !req
703. Yeah!Copy !req
704. - This is it, right here.
- What?Copy !req
705. The dividing line between Little Italy
and Perkins Homes.Copy !req
706. My two homes.Copy !req
707. My father came from here,
my mother from there.Copy !req
708. I used to sit on this spot and listenCopy !req
709. to Italian being spoken to jive,Copy !req
710. to the music.Copy !req
711. The air was always filled with music.Copy !req
712. The hurdy-gurdy men
with their street pianos and fiddles.Copy !req
713. Billie Holiday, Eubie Blake...Copy !req
714. All different sounds but they all seemed
to come together... somehow.Copy !req
715. They sure sounded good to me.Copy !req
716. I don't hear it anymore, Jimmy.Copy !req
717. All I hear is the same dull sound,Copy !req
718. the same dull beating sound.Copy !req
719. Constant, unending.Copy !req
720. Bam, bam, bam, bam...Copy !req
721. Yet...Copy !req
722. what can we do except try to get it back,
try to get...Copy !req
723. the music back?Copy !req
724. I don't know.Copy !req
725. Maybe we move on.Copy !req
726. Move on?Copy !req
727. Have a good life, my friend.Copy !req
728. Paisan.Copy !req
729. Fai bene uno con la vita.Copy !req
730. Fai una buona vita.Copy !req