1. Good morning, Brendon.
Good morning.Copy !req
2. You want coffee, tea,
biscotti, scone?Copy !req
3. No, no, no.
Cheese sticks?Copy !req
4. They have good cheese sticks...Copy !req
5. We gotta make this quickCopy !req
6. 'cause I'm gonna be
late for school.Copy !req
7. Yeah.Copy !req
8. You okay?
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
9. You sure?
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
10. Okay. So what's on
your mind?Copy !req
11. I just wanna have,
you know, a little
guy talk.Copy !req
12. Right. Guy talk, yeah.Copy !req
13. I'll start it off.
Okay.Copy !req
14. Girls, huh?
Whoo! Aren't they
a little weird.Copy !req
15. They're almost like
a different species.Copy !req
16. Uh, yeah.
I guess so.Copy !req
17. It gets so confusing sometimes.Copy !req
18. Jason, what's going on?
Do you know this girl?Copy !req
19. Um...
Her name's Penny.Copy !req
20. She goes to school
with is. She's in
the fifth grade.Copy !req
21. Do you recognize her?Copy !req
22. No, I don't know her.Copy !req
23. Are you and this girl a couple?Copy !req
24. No!Copy !req
25. No. Brandon, no.Copy !req
26. We're in that weird phaseCopy !req
27. where we're kinda
getting to know
each other...Copy !req
28. in that I've been
following her
for a couple weeks.Copy !req
29. You've been following her?Copy !req
30. No, I mean, I've been
shadowing herCopy !req
31. in order to learn
about her interests.Copy !req
32. Jason, look, I gotta split.Copy !req
33. I got a test I gotta take.Copy !req
34. I know, I know, I know.Copy !req
35. Believe me, we don't
have a lot of time,
actually.Copy !req
36. I do have a few
questions that
I wanted to ask you.Copy !req
37. Uh-huh.Copy !req
38. What is the...
What do I say,
like, right away?Copy !req
39. Do I say, "I like you"?Copy !req
40. Or do I get a gift or something?Copy !req
41. Like give her, like a necklace?Copy !req
42. I don't know.
Or a CD box set?Copy !req
43. I don't know.
Maybe.Copy !req
44. You don't know.Copy !req
45. When it comes to women,Copy !req
46. is honesty the best policy?Copy !req
47. I got that one from a magazine.Copy !req
48. I-I don't know.Copy !req
49. Do you not understand
the question?Copy !req
50. No, I understand
the question. I don't know.Copy !req
51. Brendon, you gotta
give me a little help...Copy !req
52. in, like, 10 seconds.
10 seconds?Copy !req
53. Yes, 'cause she's coming here.Copy !req
54. I... I mean...Copy !req
55. This hat on?
This hat off?Copy !req
56. I don't know...Copy !req
57. Glasses? Do they make me
look too nerdy...Copy !req
58. or do they make me
look cool like
Jack Nicholson?Copy !req
59. Tie on?
Is it too formal?Copy !req
60. There she is!Copy !req
61. Jason, why are you hiding?
I'm not hiding.
I'm being coy.Copy !req
62. Okay.
That's Penny?Copy !req
63. I can't see her.
Where'd she go?Copy !req
64. That's her, yeah.Copy !req
65. She's ordering.Copy !req
66. Uhhhhhhhh...Copy !req
67. What do you think, Brendon?Copy !req
68. Pretty amazing,
right?
Yeah.Copy !req
69. Uhhhhhhh...Copy !req
70. Look, I gotta get...Copy !req
71. Oh, my God! We're gonna
be late for school.Copy !req
72. We should get going.Copy !req
73. I'm actually gonna stick aroundCopy !req
74. and do a little more stalking.Copy !req
75. Stalking?
Studying.Copy !req
76. Okay. See you at school.Copy !req
77. Mr. Lynch! Hey!
You dropped something.Copy !req
78. You dropped... the answers...
the answers to the test.Copy !req
79. What?Copy !req
80. I don't remember ordering
a male stripper.Copy !req
81. License, registration,
proof of insurance,
please.Copy !req
82. Oh, come on.
We're not gonna go through
that, are we?Copy !req
83. License, registration,
proof of insurance,
please.Copy !req
84. All right.Copy !req
85. Here's my license.Copy !req
86. Can't really help you
with the rest, Spanky.Copy !req
87. You telling me you don't
have registration?Copy !req
88. At least I ain't drunk,
right, flatfoot?Copy !req
89. What?
Huh, Johnny Law?Copy !req
90. Please step out of the car.Copy !req
91. Look, I got a lot of friends
who are cops.Copy !req
92. Please step out of your car.Copy !req
93. Uh, what-his-name's
a friend of mine...Copy !req
94. Wojciehowicz.
Who?Copy !req
95. Wojo.Copy !req
96. Please step out of the car.Copy !req
97. Okay, look, this is confusing meCopy !req
98. because none of your
motor skills seem
to be working,Copy !req
99. but you passed
the breathalyzer 100%.Copy !req
100. I told you before, officer,Copy !req
101. I've had a lot of problems
with motor skills.
Right.Copy !req
102. And I've been through this
a million times with cops.Copy !req
103. They pull me over,
they breathalyze me,Copy !req
104. and half the time I'm not drunk.Copy !req
105. Well, I'm writing you
a ticket anyway.Copy !req
106. For what?
For speeding.Copy !req
107. Oh.
Your license
is suspended.Copy !req
108. Forgot about that.Copy !req
109. You'll have to retake
the driving test.Copy !req
110. Have fun at traffic school.Copy !req
111. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
112. Brendon, she's coming.Copy !req
113. I want you to introduce me.Copy !req
114. What? You mean Penny?
Yes!Copy !req
115. I don't even know her.
How am I supposed
to introduce you?Copy !req
116. Brendon, just do it!
Ouch! Ouch!Copy !req
117. I'll be right here.
Okay.Copy !req
118. Hey! Hey!
Excuse me.Copy !req
119. Excuse me. Penny?
It's Penny, right?
Yes.Copy !req
120. Yes. Okay, listen,
this is gonna sound weird...Copy !req
121. And it is weird...
It's weird to me...Copy !req
122. But I have a friend
who likes you.Copy !req
123. What? You have a friend
that likes me?Copy !req
124. What's his name?
Who are you?Copy !req
125. Brendon. My friend's
right here...Copy !req
126. was... was right here.Copy !req
127. I'm sorry. Um...Copy !req
128. So this Brendon guy likes
me? What's he like?Copy !req
129. No, I'm Brendon.
My friend likes you.Copy !req
130. He was... He was just here
like a second ago.Copy !req
131. Oh! Your friend, huh?
Can I meet him?Copy !req
132. Um, he'd like for you
to meet him, I guess,
at some point.Copy !req
133. Right now, maybe,
if he comes back.Copy !req
134. Oh, that's funny.
You're funny.
I get it.Copy !req
135. I get what you're saying to me.Copy !req
136. Because I don't see
any friend anywhere.Copy !req
137. No, he was just over there.Copy !req
138. I think I understand.
Gotta go.Copy !req
139. I think we're having
a misunderstanding.Copy !req
140. Nice to meet you,
whoever you are.Copy !req
141. Oh, Lordy.Copy !req
142. So how'd it go?Copy !req
143. Jason! What the hell?
Why'd you disappear?Copy !req
144. I didn't. I just went...
looking for my books.Copy !req
145. You were in the locker
with the door closed.Copy !req
146. Right. It wasn't my locker.
That's why I was confused.Copy !req
147. Oh, man. Don't ask me
to do that again.Copy !req
148. What did she say?
Did she say anything
about me?Copy !req
149. Oh, Lordy.
Hurry, you're gonna
be late for the test.Copy !req
150. Oh, Lordy.
Little help.Copy !req
151. "B". "C". "D".Copy !req
152. "F". "F". "F". "F".Copy !req
153. "F". "D". Ah!Copy !req
154. We're sorry, Mr. Lynch.
Yeah, we're sorry.Copy !req
155. We'll do better.Copy !req
156. That's nice.Copy !req
157. But here's a little tip.
Try studying, gentlemen.Copy !req
158. We did try studying.
The test was too hard.Copy !req
159. Yeah, we couldn't do it.
Plus, nobody did good.Copy !req
160. No! "Nobody did well."Copy !req
161. You have to be a genius
to do good on that test.Copy !req
162. Quiet! You have to be
a genius to take the test, huh?Copy !req
163. Well, how about this?Copy !req
164. Brendon Small,
clearly not a genius...
Thank you.Copy !req
165. Got a "A-plus."
Good job, buddy,
Nice going.Copy !req
166. Thanks.Copy !req
167. I don't know how you did it,
but nice going.Copy !req
168. Okay, now, all of you
for one reason or anotherCopy !req
169. have been offenders
of the law and have
received citations,Copy !req
170. and that's why you're here.Copy !req
171. You're the worst of the worst.Copy !req
172. You should be ashamed
of yourselves, driving
like you do.Copy !req
173. Putting people's
lives in danger.Copy !req
174. I got a family!Copy !req
175. I got children...
in another state,Copy !req
176. and I don't want
any of you nitwitsCopy !req
177. crossing the border
trying to kill my familyCopy !req
178. that I'm trying to get
in touch with.Copy !req
179. Got it? Now...Copy !req
180. I move pretty fast,
so try to keep up.Copy !req
181. Have we got any
questions so far?Copy !req
182. Yeah, right here.
Can I leave now? Ha.Copy !req
183. Oh! Ho ho!Copy !req
184. We got a real
comedian here, folks.Copy !req
185. I've been saving that one up.Copy !req
186. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
187. Can he leave now, he asks me.Copy !req
188. Oh, actually, I have
a follow-up.Copy !req
189. Can this get more boring?Copy !req
190. Can this get more boring?
Yeah.Copy !req
191. Can this get more boring?Copy !req
192. Am I too close to your face
right now, sir?Copy !req
193. Is this intrusive for you?Copy !req
194. Is it too close to have
my lips pressed on your ear?
Little bit.Copy !req
195. Is it weird to feel
stubble rub against
other man's stubble?Copy !req
196. Is that weird for you?
Is that weird for you?Copy !req
197. Do I have coffee breath?
It's not quite coffee.Copy !req
198. Do I have coffee breath?Copy !req
199. It's not coffee.Copy !req
200. Do I have doughnut breath?Copy !req
201. Do I have sugary-sweet
doughnut breath?Copy !req
202. All right, folks!
We got a joker amongst us!Copy !req
203. Come on. Get in the car.Copy !req
204. Do I have to pretend
I'm getting in
or just sit down?Copy !req
205. Drive me somewhere.
All right. Fine.Copy !req
206. Drive where you wanna go.Copy !req
207. Drive me somewhere.Copy !req
208. Do I have to do
the thing with
the fake...Copy !req
209. Yes. Put your hands up
on the wheel.Copy !req
210. It's right there.Copy !req
211. Don't forget to check your
mirrors and adjust your seat.Copy !req
212. All right.Copy !req
213. Put on your seatbelt.Copy !req
214. Put on your seatbelt.Copy !req
215. Put on your seatbelt.Copy !req
216. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
217. We put on our seatbelts, class.Copy !req
218. Put on your seatbelt.Copy !req
219. I'll put on my seatbelt.Copy !req
220. Now, let's pull out nice
and slow 'cause there's
kids at play.Copy !req
221. All right, all right.
I'm pulling outCopy !req
222. and I didn't hit a kid.Copy !req
223. I'm driving
and I haven't gone over
the speed limit.Copy !req
224. There's a red light.
I just stopped.Copy !req
225. Thanks. Can I go now?Copy !req
226. Nice try, pal.Copy !req
227. He didn't go anywhere,
did he, class?Copy !req
228. Why?Copy !req
229. 'Cause his parking brake
was on the whole time!Copy !req
230. Oh, boy.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
231. All right. Let's try again.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
232. All right. Fine.
I put the parking
brake down.Copy !req
233. I check my mirrors,
I pull out,
I drive safely.Copy !req
234. All right? Am I done?Copy !req
235. Okay. Now we got
a stop sign coming up.Copy !req
236. What are we gonna do there, huh?Copy !req
237. Oh, no.
No, no.
What?Copy !req
238. Oh, my God.
No brakes.Copy !req
239. I got no brakes!Copy !req
240. I can't stop this ting!Copy !req
241. Help! Help me!Copy !req
242. I'm gonna hit that gas station!Copy !req
243. I'm gonna hit the...
Oh, my God!
I'm hitting...Copy !req
244. Please step out of the vehicle.Copy !req
245. Shh. I'm not
done yet.Copy !req
246. Please get out...
Huge plume.
A mushroom cloud.Copy !req
247. Get out of the car!Copy !req
248. Aah!Copy !req
249. Oh. Hey, guys.Copy !req
250. You scared me.Copy !req
251. Congratulations, Brendon.Copy !req
252. Yeah.
Congratulations.Copy !req
253. Um... thank you?
On what?Copy !req
254. You did such a good job
on the test, Brendon.Copy !req
255. Oh, thanks. Thanks.
Nice of you to comeCopy !req
256. all the way out here to tell...Copy !req
257. Wonder how
he did so well.
Me, too, Perry.Copy !req
258. Yeah, Brendon.Copy !req
259. You must have studied
really, really hard, huh?Copy !req
260. Hmm? Yep. Yes.Copy !req
261. Uh, stayed up all night.Copy !req
262. Stayed up all night long.Copy !req
263. What a model student.Copy !req
264. I've really got to get going.Copy !req
265. I guess you won't be
needing this then,
Brendon.Copy !req
266. Where did you get that?Copy !req
267. We saw you.Copy !req
268. We know what you did, Brendon.Copy !req
269. And you'll get
this little piece
of evidence backCopy !req
270. when you're finished
helping us out.Copy !req
271. What?
You're working
for us now, Brendon.Copy !req
272. Us now. Yeah.Copy !req
273. It just so happens
you have a particular
talentCopy !req
274. we find... interesting.Copy !req
275. You see...Copy !req
276. we'll be needing the answers
to the test,Copy !req
277. and you'll be supplying
those to us.Copy !req
278. Of course, we have nothing
against you, Brendon,Copy !req
279. but we'd hate to have
the principal see
these answers.Copy !req
280. Oh, look at the time.Copy !req
281. We must bid you farewell.Copy !req
282. Yeah. It was nice
running into you.Copy !req
283. See you soon.Copy !req
284. Shut up.
Please, shut up.Copy !req
285. The other thing,
Brendon, cheatingCopy !req
286. is just another way
of being prepared.Copy !req
287. Basically, memorizing
something is cheating.Copy !req
288. You knew the answer
before the test
was given.Copy !req
289. And so by taking the testCopy !req
290. and saying that
you learned that stuff...Copy !req
291. It's cheating.Copy !req
292. It's cheating.
You're already cheating.Copy !req
293. Wow.
Yeah.Copy !req
294. I mean, I'm discovering
all this, too,
as I say it.Copy !req
295. Wait. Shh.
Here comes Melissa.Copy !req
296. She doesn't even know
about the cheating stuff.Copy !req
297. She'd freak out, okay?
Just talk about
something else.Copy !req
298. All right.
Ahem!Copy !req
299. So anyway... Yeah?Copy !req
300. Cheetahs, that animal...Copy !req
301. Yeah, the cheetahs.
Beautiful.Copy !req
302. What are you guys talking about?Copy !req
303. Huh? Nothing.
Computers.Copy !req
304. Cheetahs, the animal.Copy !req
305. Computers and cheetahs.
We downloaded some...Copy !req
306. Computers and cheetahs
on computers.Copy !req
307. Really?
Online, yeah.Copy !req
308. Tell me more about it.Copy !req
309. Cheetahs... Liars!Copy !req
310. Brendon, I heard you.Copy !req
311. What are you talking about?Copy !req
312. I heard you guys talking.Copy !req
313. Brendon, why do I
have to sneak aroundCopy !req
314. and eavesdrop on
your conversationsCopy !req
315. to find out you were cheating?Copy !req
316. Why couldn't you
just confide in me?Copy !req
317. Because I didn't think you'd...Copy !req
318. What, just because
I never cheat,Copy !req
319. I'm such a square,
I always study...Copy !req
320. Yeah.Copy !req
321. Maybe I ought to be includedCopy !req
322. in your little cheating circle.Copy !req
323. Well, I didn't think you would.Copy !req
324. You never let me cheat off you.Copy !req
325. Well, that's different,Copy !req
326. 'cause I study hard
and it's not fair.Copy !req
327. Okay, everyone, you have
two more minutes until
I collect the quizzes.Copy !req
328. Hey! You!
Outside now.Copy !req
329. You think you can
cheat in here, huh?Copy !req
330. No. No. I don't.Copy !req
331. If there's one thing
I do not allow, it is cheating.Copy !req
332. You understand me?Copy !req
333. Yeah, but I wasn't cheating.Copy !req
334. I was sweating and...Copy !req
335. sentences rubbed off on my arm,Copy !req
336. and they all...Copy !req
337. yeah, they were related
to driving safety,Copy !req
338. but just 'cause that book
was next to me.Copy !req
339. So it's not my fault,
it's the publisher's
fault.Copy !req
340. They have to make books better.Copy !req
341. But nobody cares about
books anymore.Copy !req
342. You know.Copy !req
343. 11... 12... $13.Copy !req
344. That's about
one million pennies.Copy !req
345. "Pennies." Get it, anyone?Copy !req
346. There's no one here.Copy !req
347. Signed... question mark.Copy !req
348. Maybe I shouldn't spell out
the word "question mark."Copy !req
349. I'll just write a question mark.Copy !req
350. Mr. Lynch, can you explain
photosynthesis to us again?Copy !req
351. Yeah. Uh, we forgot
what that means.Copy !req
352. Oh, really. Well, uh...Copy !req
353. It's good that
you're interested.Copy !req
354. Well, photosynthesis
is a processCopy !req
355. where plant life
extracts food and energy
from actual sunlight.Copy !req
356. The chlorophyll
in the plant
allows the plant...Copy !req
357. Hey, Walter.
I'm falling asleep.Copy !req
358. Oh, my gosh!
Perry, I'm falling asleep, too.Copy !req
359. Dream of me.Copy !req
360. Degree of food.Copy !req
361. Um, you're missing
the most important part.Copy !req
362. Um... hmm.Copy !req
363. Whew.Copy !req
364. Uhh!Copy !req
365. Hey, Melissa.
Yeah, coach?Copy !req
366. Can I talk to you?
Sure.Copy !req
367. I got a favor
to ask you.
Okay.Copy !req
368. Would you be
my daughter
for a day?Copy !req
369. I'm gonna say no
off the bat, but keep talking.Copy !req
370. Let me explain.Copy !req
371. I want you to pose
as my daughterCopy !req
372. and come with me
to driving schoolCopy !req
373. and help me cheat on the exam.Copy !req
374. Cheating?
Yeah.
It'll be fun.Copy !req
375. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
376. I'll do it.Copy !req
377. You'll help me cheat?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
378. Let's come up with a system.Copy !req
379. Okay.
Can you wink?Copy !req
380. Is that when you close
one eye?
Yes.Copy !req
381. Am I doing it now?
No, you're closing both.Copy !req
382. Am I doing it now?Copy !req
383. No, that's both.
That's blinking.Copy !req
384. Am I doing it now?
No.Copy !req
385. I can do it.Copy !req
386. You're just
"squinching"
your face.Copy !req
387. I can if I hold my hand
over one eye.
That's not gonna work.Copy !req
388. I can't believe it.Copy !req
389. You cheated on me.
Is that what
you're telling me?Copy !req
390. I'm just...
I'm floored.
Who are you all of a sudden?Copy !req
391. What about you?
You cheated on me.Copy !req
392. Cheat... How can you say that?Copy !req
393. Are you kidding?
You're joking, right?Copy !req
394. I mean, you're crazy.Copy !req
395. My sister told me.Copy !req
396. She... She did?
Really?Copy !req
397. How much did she tell you?Copy !req
398. Everything.
I should have known.Copy !req
399. And now she's off
with her boss
in the Mediterranean.Copy !req
400. She is? She and I were
supposed to go there.Copy !req
401. That was my idea.Copy !req
402. She's cheating on me.Copy !req
403. I can't believe
your own sister
would sink so low.Copy !req
404. I knew it.
I can't trust you.Copy !req
405. You cheated on me
with my best friend.
You're a cheater.Copy !req
406. You're a cheater.
You're a cheater.Copy !req
407. You're a cheater.
You're a cheater.Copy !req
408. Cut!
What?Copy !req
409. Is everything okay?
Hmm? Yeah.Copy !req
410. You just called
"cut" in the middle
of the thing.Copy !req
411. You did.
No, I didn't, you did.Copy !req
412. No, you did.
Well, who cares.Copy !req
413. Listen, have you heard
from Jason at all?Copy !req
414. No. Why didn't
he show up today?Copy !req
415. It's, uh, complicated.Copy !req
416. I tried to introduce
him to Penny.Copy !req
417. Now she thinks
I like her,
so she's stalking me.Copy !req
418. Jason found out because
he's stalking her, and now
he won't talk to me.Copy !req
419. Why is Jason so in love
with Penny anyway?Copy !req
420. I don't know,
but he was gonna
ask her to go out.Copy !req
421. He was?
Are you serious?
Yeah.Copy !req
422. Nice job, Brendon.Copy !req
423. I didn't realize he was
gonna ask her to go out.Copy !req
424. Yeah, well, he was.Copy !req
425. Listen, I gotta get going.Copy !req
426. Don't forget to study
for the DMV test.Copy !req
427. What?
What?Copy !req
428. I mean, don't forget to study
for Lynch's test.Copy !req
429. Oh, Lordy.Copy !req
430. Oh, Lordy.Copy !req
431. You may turn your tests
over and begin.Copy !req
432. Jason? Jason?
Pick up.Copy !req
433. Look, I know you're there.Copy !req
434. I just want to talk, dude.Copy !req
435. I don't need anybody anymore.Copy !req
436. Come on.
Pick up the phone.Copy !req
437. I don't need Brendon.
I don't need Penny.Copy !req
438. Penny!Copy !req
439. Penny.Copy !req
440. Jason? Are you there?Copy !req
441. Penny.Copy !req
442. Your "friend" shouldn't
be cheating on tests.Copy !req
443. But he only cheated once.Copy !req
444. And the second time
he was blackmailed,Copy !req
445. and so, you know,
he didn't cheat on that one.Copy !req
446. So his cheating days
are over.
Really?Copy !req
447. I'm serious. I'm serious.
My friend could have cheated.Copy !req
448. He had the answers right there,
but he declined.Copy !req
449. He's changed. He can't handle
the guilt... I'm guessing.Copy !req
450. Does your friend have a name?Copy !req
451. No.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
452. But I have another friend
that I can assure you isn't me,Copy !req
453. is not me, who is a stalker.Copy !req
454. Wait. Are you
being stalked?Copy !req
455. Yes, but not by that friend,Copy !req
456. by a different non-friend.Copy !req
457. And what are you
planning to do
about that?Copy !req
458. I don't know,
but I'll tell you this.Copy !req
459. The first stalker
likes the second stalkerCopy !req
460. and that stalker is stalking me.Copy !req
461. Oh, Mom, I didn't even
tell you this.Copy !req
462. I have a feeling that
another couple of friendsCopy !req
463. are plotting to cheat
the Department of
Motor Vehicles.Copy !req
464. Very funny.Copy !req
465. What's that, sweetie pie?Copy !req
466. Did you have something
you wanted to say to Daddy?Copy !req
467. Yes, Daddy.Copy !req
468. And what was that, pumpkin?Copy !req
469. I wanted to say "C"...Copy !req
470. And then next I wanted
to say B-C-C-D-A-D-F...Copy !req
471. Slow down.
Too fast.Copy !req
472. D-D-D-A-C-F-D...Copy !req
473. No, no, no.
Slower. Slower.
Slower. What?Copy !req
474. "D".
"D".Copy !req
475. D-C-C-B-A-C-D.Copy !req
476. Melissa, don't tell me
the first oneCopy !req
477. and then shoot through
the other ones.Copy !req
478. What do you have up to?Copy !req
479. "D".
You only have "D"?Copy !req
480. Yeah, 'cause you said "D"...Copy !req
481. There's, like, 50 more!Copy !req
482. Well, I know, but go
through them one at a time
so I can write them...Copy !req
483. How you doing?Copy !req
484. Okay, go ahead.
"C".Copy !req
485. Right.
D-C-C-B-A-C-D.Copy !req
486. Are you getting this?Copy !req
487. No. What number are you on?Copy !req
488. I'm on 17. What number
are you on?Copy !req
489. Oh, my God.Copy !req
490. Let's start over
at 1.
1?Copy !req
491. Yes, 'cause I have no idea.Copy !req
492. "A".
"A".Copy !req
493. All right.Copy !req
494. What are you on now?
2!Copy !req
495. Hey, Penny. Um, hi.
How's it going?Copy !req
496. Do you mind having
a seat for a second?Copy !req
497. Hi. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
498. Nothing. Listen, look,Copy !req
499. when I said I had
a friend that likes you,
that's what I meant.Copy !req
500. I actually have a friend
that likes you.Copy !req
501. Who isn't me.Copy !req
502. Ooh. You don't like me.Copy !req
503. I don't like anybody.
I don't even like myself.Copy !req
504. Oh. That's sweet.
What?Copy !req
505. You don't like yourself...Copy !req
506. but I could like you.Copy !req
507. Oh, boy.Copy !req
508. What I'm saying is
there's another personCopy !req
509. that really likes you
that isn't me.Copy !req
510. So you can... What about that?Copy !req
511. How's about
a little bit of that?
That's cute.Copy !req
512. That's a little
too advanced for me.Copy !req
513. What?Copy !req
514. Two people liking me?
I don't know.Copy !req
515. Only one person liking you.Copy !req
516. There's just a little
tiny confusion...Copy !req
517. There's a guy named Jason.Copy !req
518. Oh. So you're Jason now.Copy !req
519. Oh, dear sweet Lord.Copy !req
520. Sons of bitches!Copy !req
521. Dirty sons of bitches!Copy !req
522. Oh, Brendon.
You were my best friend.Copy !req
523. I hate you!Copy !req
524. Be good to her, Brendon.Copy !req
525. Be good to my
little Penny.
Bastards!Copy !req
526. Oh. Oh. Oh. I've seen
a lot of that guy
in the past few weeks.Copy !req
527. I though you hired him
to follow me.Copy !req
528. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
529. See, he was doing that
out of admiration for you.Copy !req
530. He was?
Yeah.Copy !req
531. Oh. Well, he's cute.
I'd stalk him.Copy !req
532. Well, see?
See? That's good.Copy !req
533. See? Great.Copy !req
534. Well, let me put something
together, you know?Copy !req
535. Okay, sure.Copy !req
536. I gotta get going.
Thanks, Brendon.Copy !req
537. No!Copy !req
538. All done there, pal?
You bet.Copy !req
539. Hey, look at that.Copy !req
540. I didn't know you had
a little daughter.Copy !req
541. What's your name, angel?Copy !req
542. Melissa.
Tinkerbell.Copy !req
543. Tinkerbell.
It's...Copy !req
544. Tinkerbell.Copy !req
545. Hmm. Well, McGuirk,
Tinkerbell, good news.Copy !req
546. I will be your proctor
for the driving portion
of the test.Copy !req
547. Wow. How about that.Copy !req
548. Jason, listen...Copy !req
549. Hey, no spitting.Copy !req
550. Stop spitting on me!Copy !req
551. Hey! Stop it!Copy !req
552. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
553. Hey. These...Copy !req
554. these are the wrong answers...Copy !req
555. and they're really wrong.Copy !req
556. Almost as if
they cheated off
the wrong test.Copy !req
557. Those bitches tried to cheat me!Copy !req
558. Okay, nice and slow.Copy !req
559. Stay on your left up here.Copy !req
560. Very good.Copy !req
561. Your father's doing
okay, Tinkerbell,Copy !req
562. and so are you
sitting politely
in the back seatCopy !req
563. like a little angel.Copy !req
564. What a good, good girl.Copy !req
565. What a good, little
innocent angel.Copy !req
566. Coach, I wanna go home.Copy !req
567. Sweetheart, Daddy's
taking a test now, so...Copy !req
568. Your daughter... Sit tight.Copy !req
569. Sorry. Your daughter
calls you "coach"?Copy !req
570. Yeah. Yes, she does.Copy !req
571. I wanna go home.Copy !req
572. I don't like this anymore.Copy !req
573. I wanna go home now.Copy !req
574. What's going on here?Copy !req
575. You... cheated...
on... me...Copy !req
576. as... I... introduced...
you... to... Penny.Copy !req
577. How... could... you...
cheat... on... me?Copy !req
578. We cheated, okay?Copy !req
579. We cheated on
the written test.
Tinkerbell.Copy !req
580. He made me cheat.
No.Copy !req
581. Pull this car over right now!Copy !req
582. Oh, my God!Copy !req
583. Look out!Copy !req
584. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
585. I'm Jason.
Hi.Copy !req
586. You're Penny.Copy !req
587. The fabled Jason.
Yeah.Copy !req
588. The infamous Penny.
So to speak.Copy !req
589. Uh, do you wanna go out with me?Copy !req
590. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
591. Hmm. That's it?Copy !req
592. Mmm, I guess.
I said okay.Copy !req
593. This isn't as fun
as stalking you.Copy !req
594. Yeah. I see
what you mean.Copy !req
595. Uh... do you want
to break up?Copy !req
596. Uh, we were just
going out just then,
for, like, a minute?Copy !req
597. Yeah.Copy !req
598. Uh... okay.Copy !req
599. "F", "F", and "F".Copy !req
600. You people thought you
could cheat me, huh?Copy !req
601. No way, you three.Copy !req
602. All three of you...
pfft... pfft... pfft...Copy !req
603. Detenzione.Copy !req
604. Ha ha. That's what
you guys get.Copy !req
605. You should see
the looks on
your faces right now.Copy !req
606. You should see...Copy !req
607. No, wait.
Don't change the looks.Copy !req
608. Keep the looks.
I'm getting my camera.Copy !req
609. And when I come back,
I wanna see those looksCopy !req
610. 'cause I'm gonna take
a picture of you.Copy !req
611. Oh, Brendon?Copy !req
612. You're going to get it.Copy !req
613. Closed-captioned By
J.R. Media Services, Inc.
Burbank, CACopy !req