1. All right, Jeremy, let's reboot.Copy !req
2. Wait, Aganon. I haven't
finished adjusting
her emotional settings.Copy !req
3. Shoot!
I got a shock!Copy !req
4. I don't like this.
Let's stop now.
We can't stop now.Copy !req
5. My mother'll be home soon and
she'll have a negative reaction
if she finds we createdCopy !req
6. the perfect female robot.Copy !req
7. Hey, sailors, what's up?
How about a good time?Copy !req
8. Oh, cool.
Oh, my gosh, Jeremy.Copy !req
9. She's coming on to us
faster than a 5-gig processor.Copy !req
10. What did you set
her desire levels at?
25.Copy !req
11. 25!
25.Copy !req
12. Are you unstable?
Maybe.Copy !req
13. Do you know what I put
in her desire memory? Porn.Copy !req
14. Pornographics?
Thousands of it.Copy !req
15. Thousands of porn.Copy !req
16. Who wants to touch my butt?Copy !req
17. She's awesome.Copy !req
18. Oh, my God,
if my mother finds outCopy !req
19. I have a woman
of questionable character,
she'll lose it.Copy !req
20. Do you wanna touch
my butt or not?
No.Copy !req
21. Yes. Yes. Yes.
No. No. Jeremy, no.Copy !req
22. Yes, Aganon! Everything will
be fine as long as we can
control her mind and emotions.Copy !req
23. You two are just
a coupla ing geeks.Copy !req
24. Oh, my God.
Jeremy, she just swore
in my house.Copy !req
25. Shut off her power.
I did, I did.Copy !req
26. - She's not responding.
- What the?Copy !req
27. Oh, my God.
Now you're swearing
in my house.Copy !req
28. Will you
shut the up
and help me?Copy !req
29. I... Oh, my God.
So long,
mother ers.Copy !req
30. Where you going?
Stop.Copy !req
31. I think I hear
my mother coming.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
32. I think I hear my mother coming!Copy !req
33. - My mother!
- Oh, oh...Copy !req
34. Uh, Aganon, I'm home.Copy !req
35. What's going on...
up there?Copy !req
36. Who the
is that?
Shh. It's my mother.Copy !req
37. What?
Not talking to you.Copy !req
38. Stick to the script,
please.
Oh, sorry.Copy !req
39. Go sit down, Ruth.Copy !req
40. - Ruth?
- Who the is Ruth?Copy !req
41. That's your name.
Your name is Ruth the Robot.Copy !req
42. No, my name's not Ruth,
okay, nerdo?Copy !req
43. My name is Sexy.
Sexy O'Sullivan.Copy !req
44. Aganon, why can't
we control her?
She's Irish?Copy !req
45. Aganon... I'm coming upstairs
to see what you two
trouble makers are up to.Copy !req
46. Oh,Copy !req
47. No, I didn't know
the language content of...Copy !req
48. - Well, actually, yes.
- Okay, I was in it...Copy !req
49. I had a small role in it,
but it was off-camera stuff.Copy !req
50. I wasn't even there, you know?Copy !req
51. You know, I think I have
another call.Copy !req
52. Can you hold on a second?
Hello?Copy !req
53. Uh, hello...
Hi, Mrs. Oliver.Copy !req
54. I have a very bad problem
to tell you.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
55. Junior sees the movie.
He says a bad word...
Okay, you know, I'm...Copy !req
56. Lemme finish. He said
bad words to the kitty cat...Copy !req
57. and the kitty cat will not
come outta the closet.
Could you hold on a second?Copy !req
58. Ing Brendon.
Hi, Mrs. Mueller,
have a seat.Copy !req
59. I got two people ahead of you,
but you'll be able to yell
at me shortly.Copy !req
60. You're right. Cursing is an
excellent way to convey emotion,
but not always acceptable.Copy !req
61. Yeah, but in the movies
it's acceptable.
But not for kids.Copy !req
62. Swearing when you're young
can become a crutch,Copy !req
63. and you'll get lazy
and your vocabulary
will turn to.Copy !req
64. But I don't swear all the time.Copy !req
65. I know, but this incident
makes us both look bad.Copy !req
66. Not both of us.
Both of us.Copy !req
67. That's why I've
invited all the parents
to come over and watchCopy !req
68. a new, cleaned-up version
of the movie next week.Copy !req
69. What?Copy !req
70. And I'll have to read
the script before you shoot.Copy !req
71. You're gonna censor me?
I'm just gonna take out
the potty-mouth words.Copy !req
72. Why are you cracking
down like this?
And also, here.Copy !req
73. What's that?
A curse jar.Copy !req
74. What's a curse jar?
Every time you swear,
you put money in the jar.Copy !req
75. At the end of the week,
we donate it to charity.Copy !req
76. No.
Here's a list of curses
and their monetary values.Copy !req
77. Holy!
The F-word is $3?Copy !req
78. Too much?
Yeah.Copy !req
79. Then don't say it.Copy !req
80. I gotta agree with your mom.
Cursing is a sign of ignorance.Copy !req
81. Oh, ref!
Ouch.Copy !req
82. Please!
Whoa.Copy !req
83. There's no place for cursing
in a civilized society.
Yeah.Copy !req
84. I'm telling you this
because I'm a coach.
I know.Copy !req
85. You're just a kid.
Yeah.Copy !req
86. You can't go around
cursing now.
Yeah.Copy !req
87. It'll ruin you
when you get older.
But do you think...Copy !req
88. What the was that, ref!
Oh.Copy !req
89. Are you taking a!
Is that what you're doing!
Or are you making a call!Copy !req
90. 'Cause if you can make a call,
make a call, but don't take
a out there!Copy !req
91. - That's taking a!
- That's taking a in my ing mouth!Copy !req
92. And I don't wanna eat your, you!Copy !req
93. Wow.Copy !req
94. Unless, Brendon... Yeah?Copy !req
95. Unless you know how
to do it right.
Which you do.Copy !req
96. Obviously.
Yeah, my ears are
still ringing.Copy !req
97. Yeah. It's called
creative use of words.
Right.Copy !req
98. It's like poetry,
like Robert Frost.
Right.Copy !req
99. "Stopping by the Woods on
a Snowy ing Evening."
Right.Copy !req
100. That kinda.
That's good stuff.Copy !req
101. But it's my poetry.
Right.Copy !req
102. It's the everyday
man's poetry.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
103. 'Cause we can't find good
metaphor like the woods.
Yeah.Copy !req
104. Or the snow or the horse
or that kinda stuff.
Right.Copy !req
105. Oh, ing me, ref!Copy !req
106. Hey, guys.
Erik.Copy !req
107. Yeah.
Long time, no see.
Want a ing donut?Copy !req
108. Uh...
I'm good, thanks.Copy !req
109. Hey, where's Melissa?Copy !req
110. She's in the net.
She's playing
goalie today?Copy !req
111. No, she's stuck in the net.Copy !req
112. She's been there
for like an hour.
Hi, Dad!Copy !req
113. Hi, sweetheart.
Go... Go get 'em.Copy !req
114. If in fact that's
what you wanna do.Copy !req
115. So, Erik, what are you
doing with yourself?Copy !req
116. Well, I'm dropping
the kids off at Brendon's...
Melissa, get back in the game.Copy !req
117. Game's over,
coach. We lost.
Oh. Good game.Copy !req
118. Hey, you kids ready?Copy !req
119. Where's Jason?
He said he'd
meet us later.Copy !req
120. So, Erik, let's do something
after you drop the kids off.Copy !req
121. You wanna go out?
I'm doing something.Copy !req
122. I'm going to
my journal-writing class.Copy !req
123. Blow it off.
We'll go to the track.
I like my class, John.Copy !req
124. It's a wonderful exercise
that allows me to get
in touch with my emotions...Copy !req
125. Great, well, let's
go to the movies instead.Copy !req
126. No, because
I-I'm going to my class.Copy !req
127. I... See, I already
have a legal pad.
Mm.Copy !req
128. Well, let's grab a beer.
We'll go to a bar...Copy !req
129. Let's go to a...
like a theme bar.
I'm sorry, John.Copy !req
130. I'm going to my
journal-writing class.
Pfft. Boring.Copy !req
131. Let's play mini-golf.
Go bowling. Watch a game.
Go to a rodeo.Copy !req
132. No. I'm gonna
stay here.Copy !req
133. There's an art festival
along the river.Copy !req
134. We can get a glass of wine,
put out a blanket, you know?Copy !req
135. Yeah.
Buy a salami...
and some cheese.Copy !req
136. Hey, I didn't ask you to come.Copy !req
137. In fact, I'd prefer
to take the class
by myself.Copy !req
138. Hey, all women, huh?
Yeah.Copy !req
139. Now I see why you
take this class, Erik.Copy !req
140. Huh? You dog.Copy !req
141. You dirty dog.
Ruff!Copy !req
142. Let's see your teeth, you dog.Copy !req
143. No, but I'm not
in it for the women.
Oh, come on.Copy !req
144. You're in it
for the women,
obviously.Copy !req
145. No, that's...Copy !req
146. Only for the journal writing,
and that is the truth.Copy !req
147. Jason. Finally.
Where've you been?
Walking.Copy !req
148. You were supposed to pick me up.Copy !req
149. Melissa said you were
gonna meet us here.Copy !req
150. No. Melissa, I told you
I needed a ride.
You did?Copy !req
151. Sorry. I guess
I wasn't listening.Copy !req
152. Sorry? Well, sorry
doesn't cut it, Melissa.
I'd like an apology.Copy !req
153. Okay, I apologize.Copy !req
154. You've been acting
kinda weird lately.
Is everything okay?Copy !req
155. Yeah, everything's fine.
Everything's just fine.
Let's get back to work, guys.Copy !req
156. Stop looking at me.Copy !req
157. Well... I see we have
a new face in the class.Copy !req
158. Would you like
to introduce yourself?Copy !req
159. You bet. Name's John McGuirk,
and my buddy Erik
dragged me here.Copy !req
160. Mm.
So let's get to it.Copy !req
161. Oh! Okay!Copy !req
162. I should probably
mention that
I'm single...Copy !req
163. Uh, 38-ish...
and I'm in pretty
good shape.Copy !req
164. - I play a lotta soccer.
- Wow!Copy !req
165. And I'm
a journal freak.
Oh!Copy !req
166. I'm like a fanatic
journal lover.Copy !req
167. Well, that's great.
Yeah.Copy !req
168. We'll be looking forward
to hearing one of your
passages next week.Copy !req
169. You want me to read...
from... I thought journals
were, like, private.Copy !req
170. Well, you only read
what you want others to hear.Copy !req
171. All right.
So let's listen
to some journals!Copy !req
172. How about starting off
with Sondra.Copy !req
173. So... I was dreading
euthanizing Asia...Copy !req
174. Asia was my cat's name
in case anyone... forgot.Copy !req
175. "I had begun to prepare
myself to hold Asia
during her death...Copy !req
176. "To hold her until
her normally busy paws
went limp.Copy !req
177. "Unfortunately,
I never got that chanceCopy !req
178. "because Asia jumped
out of her carrierCopy !req
179. "and got hit by... a...Copy !req
180. ca... car."Copy !req
181. Seems pretty
vulnerable right now.
Yeah.Copy !req
182. I should probably...
ask her out.Copy !req
183. Okay, scene eight.
Brendon? What's with
the jar of money?Copy !req
184. Can I have it?
Uh, it's a curse jar
to stop me from swearing.Copy !req
185. If I use a curse word
like, uh...Copy !req
186. then I have to...
I know.Copy !req
187. Then I have to
put money in.
Yeah.Copy !req
188. Say, uh, that thing again.Copy !req
189. Brendon, stop.Copy !req
190. Don't overdo it.Copy !req
191. Oh, my God, I'm gonna pee.Copy !req
192. I don't trust my father!Copy !req
193. I think he's seeing
another woman.Copy !req
194. Uh...
Um...Copy !req
195. Weeeird...
Whaaat...?Copy !req
196. Weird... Weird.
What...
What.Copy !req
197. Hi. I liked your
journal thing.
That was good.Copy !req
198. Thanks.Copy !req
199. You wanna go get
a drink after the class,
or even now?Copy !req
200. No.
Oh.Copy !req
201. I didn't take this class
to meet someone, okay?Copy !req
202. I took it to examine my soul.Copy !req
203. I suggest you...
go find yourself.
Look...Copy !req
204. I am beginning to not want
to go out with you, so...Copy !req
205. I suggest you turn this around.Copy !req
206. "And then he said..."
What are
you doing?Copy !req
207. I'm writing about it
in my journal.
Right now?Copy !req
208. Yeah.
Can't you wait?Copy !req
209. Uh, name's John McGuirk.Copy !req
210. M, C, Big G,Copy !req
211. U, I... Wait a minute.Copy !req
212. Wait, M, C, Big G...Copy !req
213. You know what?
You write it.Copy !req
214. Uh...
"then I took her journalCopy !req
215. "and started writing in it.Copy !req
216. "This is weird, comma, I said,Copy !req
217. "and wrote, wait a minute,Copy !req
218. "this is getting too weir..."Copy !req
219. You're welcome.Copy !req
220. Uh... you wanna go out?Copy !req
221. What's so funny?Copy !req
222. Hey, you.
In, uh...Copy !req
223. With the braid.
Wanna go out?Copy !req
224. Jeez, Erik, this is
gonna be tougher
than I thought.Copy !req
225. - Erik?
- Erik.Copy !req
226. Oh, my G...Copy !req
227. Erik.
Yes?Copy !req
228. What is going on
with that woman...
and you?Copy !req
229. Y-You mean
Joviana?
Joviana?Copy !req
230. Is that her name?
Yeah.Copy !req
231. What is she, a hippy?Copy !req
232. It's an unusual name,
I admit that.Copy !req
233. You shouldn't make out
in class. It's rude.Copy !req
234. You know what? I can't stop
thinking about this woman.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
235. I met her last semester
when I first took the class.
Yeah?Copy !req
236. And I haven't seen
her again until tonight.Copy !req
237. Well, why not?
I mean, seems like
you two get along well,Copy !req
238. As in, you were
making out with her.Copy !req
239. It's because of
Melissa that I can't...
see her more often.Copy !req
240. Wow. Melissa doesn't like
the idea of you replacing
her mom, right?Copy !req
241. No, she just doesn't like
the idea of me dating.Copy !req
242. She'd kill me
if she found out.
I don't think that's true.Copy !req
243. I mean, Melissa
couldn't kill you.Copy !req
244. No, she could.
She's vicious.Copy !req
245. Hi, Daddy. I missed you.Copy !req
246. I missed you too, sweetheart.Copy !req
247. Hey, are your lips swollen?Copy !req
248. What are you talking...Copy !req
249. I smell perfume.
Me too.
That is so weird.Copy !req
250. What's...
What is going on?
Why are your lips all puffy?Copy !req
251. Um... because I was inflating
beach balls all night.Copy !req
252. You were kissing someone,
weren't you?Copy !req
253. What...?
What, kissing?Copy !req
254. Liar!Copy !req
255. Sweetie...
Just go home!Copy !req
256. Go home! I'm sleeping
over at Brendon's.Copy !req
257. For the rest of my life!
What?Copy !req
258. Brendon, I'll be upstairs.Copy !req
259. Please bring a glass
of water when you come up.
Wha...?Copy !req
260. You know, you have
to take a stand sometimes.
Yeah, it's tough.Copy !req
261. Families are, um,
families are tough.Copy !req
262. It's so difficult.
Just the options...
Yeah.Copy !req
263. Every day shrink.Copy !req
264. I know.
What I can do
in a given day.Copy !req
265. Wanna go to a titty bar?Copy !req
266. - Sure.
- I'm in!Copy !req
267. It's been almost a week.
I don't know what to do.
She won't talk to me.Copy !req
268. Loan me your journal.
You wanna borrow
my journal? Why?Copy !req
269. I'm supposed to read
from mine tomorrow, and
I haven't written anything.Copy !req
270. John, you can't copy from
my journal. This is my life.
Erik, shut up.Copy !req
271. Okay.
I wanna see how you arranged
yours. What the setup was.Copy !req
272. Look, I'm sorry.
I'm not comfortable
lending you my journal.Copy !req
273. All right, I'll tell you what.
Lend it to me and I'll tell you
how to get Melissa back.Copy !req
274. Okay.
Here's the journal.
Thank you.Copy !req
275. How do I get her back?
I don't know.
But I fooled you.Copy !req
276. You son of a bitch.
Sorry. See you in class.Copy !req
277. Hi guys.
And girl.Copy !req
278. - Oh, yeah, and girl.
- Hi.Copy !req
279. Guys, this is a private
production meeting.Copy !req
280. - So if you don't mind.
- Jason.Copy !req
281. Oops.
Oops.
Put in 50 cents, Walter.Copy !req
282. - Okay.
- 50 cents for.Copy !req
283. You guys have a curse jar too?Copy !req
284. Yeah. We heard
about Brendon's,
so we started our own.Copy !req
285. Everybody's been talking
about Brendon's curse word jar.
And we want one too!Copy !req
286. We wanted one
and we got one!
We wanted it and we got it!Copy !req
287. It's ing awesome.
Fifty ing cents, Walter.Copy !req
288. You too.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
289. But guys, the idea
is not to swear.Copy !req
290. Right.
you.
Yeah, you.Copy !req
291. - And you, Perry.
- Yeah, you, Walter.Copy !req
292. Anyway, um...
Brendon, before
we start...Copy !req
293. Bye!
Bye, guys.Copy !req
294. You know what, Brendon? Sorry
to bring this up again, but...
Yeah.Copy !req
295. Can I ask you not to leave
a glob of toothpaste
in the sink every morning?Copy !req
296. It's really disgusting.Copy !req
297. Brendon,
you didn't swear.
Trust me, I did.Copy !req
298. And Jason?
Uh-huh?Copy !req
299. After you shower,
you might not wanna leave
your wet towels on the floor.Copy !req
300. - It's kind of unsanitary.
- All right.Copy !req
301. I gotta go.
I'll see you guys
tonight.Copy !req
302. She is driving me crazy.Copy !req
303. She also shouldn't
watch me shower.Copy !req
304. - I have to get her out of my ing house...
- before I go broke or insane.Copy !req
305. Why doesn't she just
go home? Doesn't she
realize she's not wanted?Copy !req
306. Jason, um...
you don't have to stay
at my house every night either.Copy !req
307. Yeah, right, funny.
Good one.Copy !req
308. Look, can you
talk to her?
No. No more talking.Copy !req
309. She needs to be
taken care of.
What are you suggesting?Copy !req
310. I have a plan.
I don't wanna know.Copy !req
311. You won't be involved.
I'll handle it.
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
312. I don't wanna know.
I'll handle it.Copy !req
313. Gives me the creeps.Copy !req
314. Hey, coach.Copy !req
315. What're you reading?
Erik's journal.
His private journal.Copy !req
316. Mm. May I?
Help yourself.Copy !req
317. Thank you.Copy !req
318. Tell me if this is
a good opening line.
Okay.Copy !req
319. "And so begins my journey
inward. My journal
to the center of McGuirk."Copy !req
320. Oh, yeah, that's like a...
You know what that
reminds me of?Copy !req
321. That movie...
Journey to the Center
of the Earth.Copy !req
322. Yeah. It's supposed to, idiot.
I'm being clever.
Oh.Copy !req
323. And I'm gonna be reading this
in front of a roomful of women.Copy !req
324. Oh, yeah.
So I wanna impress them, I wanna
get them right from the get-go.Copy !req
325. From the title.
Right, so...Copy !req
326. I don't wanna make it dumb, like
"McGuirk's kick-ass journal."Copy !req
327. Something like that.
Right. Yeah.Copy !req
328. Wanna make it a little
more... literary.
Right.Copy !req
329. And then you wanna
impress 'em, make 'em think...
Then sleep with 'em.Copy !req
330. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
331. What do you mean,
you lost my journal?
I mean, I lost it.Copy !req
332. And, like, I left it
somewhere or I dropped it,
I don't know.Copy !req
333. I don't think you get it.
There's personal stuff
in there. My-my...Copy !req
334. Oh, you know what?
What?Copy !req
335. I did, uh...
Went to the movies.
Maybe I left it there.Copy !req
336. Why don't we swing
by the movie theater
and see if we can find it?Copy !req
337. Right, right.
What do you think of this?
It's between these two:Copy !req
338. "Journal to the center
of McGuirk," right?Copy !req
339. Or "Journal to the center
of McGuirth-k"...
with a K on the end.Copy !req
340. You know, I can't talk
to you about this.
I'm too upset.Copy !req
341. You're in here,
by the way.
What is all this stuff?Copy !req
342. It's... stuff for my
journal reading tonight.
But why do you...?Copy !req
343. To be quite honest
with you, I didn't
write a lot.Copy !req
344. But I am gonna show
a whole buncha clips
of movies I like.Copy !req
345. Okay. Good.
This is...
This is very good.Copy !req
346. But, um, could you
not say "damn"?Copy !req
347. But the character is
referring to the Hoover Dam.Copy !req
348. Yeah, but... maybe you could
just call it the...
"big Hoover water-stopper wall"?Copy !req
349. Mm.
Okay, fine.Copy !req
350. Um, you can leave that in.
This is good, though.
I like it.Copy !req
351. But don't you think it's...
too clean and boring?
No. No, boring?Copy !req
352. When Virginia O'Sullivan...
love that name,
much better than Sexy...Copy !req
353. Mm-hm.
When she starts going crazy
and destroying the house,Copy !req
354. and Jeremy throws down
the controls and screams,
"Quit clowning around,"Copy !req
355. I... I got chills.Copy !req
356. I mean, no. This
is nice and clean.Copy !req
357. It's... This is... Mm-hm.Copy !req
358. I think this works.Copy !req
359. Well, guys, let's shoot it.Copy !req
360. Okay. Now we're gonna
hear from John.Copy !req
361. Thank you.Copy !req
362. Okay.Copy !req
363. Uh, the music.Copy !req
364. "And so begins
my journey inward.Copy !req
365. My, uh...Copy !req
366. My journal to the center
of McGuirk."Copy !req
367. Uh...
that was a waste
of a rental.Copy !req
368. Um...Copy !req
369. "Dear journal...Copy !req
370. "It's Tuesday night,
and I'm sitting here with...
my bottle of chardonnay...Copy !req
371. "relaying the events of my day.Copy !req
372. "I went to the video store
earlier to rent three
adult videos.Copy !req
373. "I had read some interesting
reviews online,Copy !req
374. "and always like to know
what I'm renting before
I go in there.Copy !req
375. "Especially when it comes
to adult videos."Copy !req
376. Um...Copy !req
377. Okay.Copy !req
378. "Anyway, on Wednesday morning
I woke up and... and...Copy !req
379. "and I... performed...Copy !req
380. "I woke up and... pre-formed...Copy !req
381. "Pre... Something,
something laundry."Copy !req
382. Uh...Copy !req
383. "The machine"...Copy !req
384. Wait a minute.Copy !req
385. I'm missing a...
Lemme shut this music down
for one second.Copy !req
386. Goes from one to three.Copy !req
387. In any event... as far as
I remember, I did laundry.Copy !req
388. There was a thing about, um...Copy !req
389. that, uh, baby laundry
detergent, which I buy
'cause it's cheaper.Copy !req
390. Uh, but it's... also, uh...Copy !req
391. I think I said something
about it being a gimmick.Copy !req
392. It's the same as
regular detergent.Copy !req
393. I don't know why babies
need... different detergent.Copy !req
394. Something like that.Copy !req
395. There's that whole thing
on my laundry and also about...Copy !req
396. the laundry room
in my apartment complex.Copy !req
397. And I wrote a letter
to my landlordCopy !req
398. about them changing it
to make it free laundry.Copy !req
399. I don't think we should
pay maintenance
and pay for laundry.Copy !req
400. And that was that.Copy !req
401. Oh. Here it is.Copy !req
402. So... yeah.Copy !req
403. "I went and did my laundry.Copy !req
404. "I use baby detergent 'cause
it's a little bit cheaper.Copy !req
405. "But then I was thinking,
why do babies need
different detergent?Copy !req
406. "Can't they use the same one
as everybody else?
It's not like they'll die.Copy !req
407. "My apartment
complex has..."Copy !req
408. Erik, we can't keep
making out in the back
of classrooms.Copy !req
409. You have to stand up
to your daughter.Copy !req
410. No, I don't.
See, next semester we can
take cardio-kickboxing...Copy !req
411. No. If you wanna see me again,
it's gotta be on a real date.Copy !req
412. Introduction
to Grief?
No.Copy !req
413. Introduction
to Latin Dance?
No.Copy !req
414. Latin Grief?
Forget it.Copy !req
415. Intermediate Hip-hop
for the Grieving Latin?
A real date or nothing.Copy !req
416. You're right.Copy !req
417. You are absolutely right.
Lemme talk to her.Copy !req
418. Secretly, Virginia,
I wanna be your boyfriend.
I love you.Copy !req
419. Even though you're a robot
without a heart or lungs
or skin.Copy !req
420. - Melissa?
- Cut.Copy !req
421. We're shooting here.
Oh. Jeez, I'm sorry.
This'll just take a sec.Copy !req
422. Melissa, I really like this
woman in class. I wanna go
on a date with her.Copy !req
423. I understand,
and the answer is no.
Lemme rephrase the question.Copy !req
424. I really like this woman
in class, and I wanna go out
with her... on a date.Copy !req
425. Still no.Copy !req
426. Brendon, I thought you were
gonna handle this.Copy !req
427. She was supposed to find
your journal and read it.
You mean this?Copy !req
428. I found it at the soccer field.Copy !req
429. So, did you read it?
I'm not gonna read my father's
journal. That's gross.Copy !req
430. If you read it,
it would help you
to understand.Copy !req
431. I don't want to.
Read it, Melissa.Copy !req
432. Yeah, read it.
Read it.Copy !req
433. All right, I'll read it.Copy !req
434. Another game of chess, Brendon?Copy !req
435. Nah, I think three's my limit.
Plus we don't know how
to play chess at all.Copy !req
436. I really like
the pieces.
The pieces are fun.Copy !req
437. I didn't read
the whole thing.
I couldn't.Copy !req
438. I got to the part that says,
"Dear journal, I am so lonely.Copy !req
439. "I am really pathetic, and
I really, really need a date."Copy !req
440. I did not write that.
Sorry, I put
that in there.Copy !req
441. Sorry.
Forget about
the journal.Copy !req
442. Remember that time
we found a little bird?
Yeah.Copy !req
443. And we took it in and
nursed it back to health?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
444. What we learned from nursing
that bird together...
Uh-huh.Copy !req
445. Was that we nurture each other
when we nurture things.Copy !req
446. I gotta go out
with this girl. Tonight.
Wow.Copy !req
447. I mean, she wants me bad.
I want a woman. I need a woman.
Yikes.Copy !req
448. Erik, lemme take a shot at this.Copy !req
449. Melissa.
Mm-hm?Copy !req
450. Men, we're an interesting group.Copy !req
451. We have certain needs.Copy !req
452. Jason, not your
"men have needs"
speech again.Copy !req
453. He wants to have sex
with ladies, Melissa.
Everyone be quiet.Copy !req
454. Dad?
Yeah?Copy !req
455. Can we compromise?
Of course.Copy !req
456. You can go out on dates,
but I have to meet her
by the third date,Copy !req
457. and if I don't approve,
she's history.Copy !req
458. I'll kill her myself.
Whatever you say.
Do I have my daughter back?Copy !req
459. Yes.
Yay.Copy !req
460. Thank ing God.Copy !req
461. Brendon, you ready?
Mmm.Copy !req
462. Are we ready?
Yes. Yes.Copy !req
463. Is everybody ready?
Everybody's...
Mom.Copy !req
464. Relax, please.
Just push play.
Here we go, everyone.Copy !req
465. Please. I'm going outside.
I can't watch this piece
of crap.Copy !req
466. Okay. Because he's so proud,
it's so good. Here we go.Copy !req
467. Did you ask Mary Beth
Bushnik to the prom?Copy !req
468. Yes. She declined.Copy !req
469. Um, is your heart broken?Copy !req
470. Yes. That's why
I invented this
female robot.Copy !req
471. Mm-hm.
Meet Ruth,
the female robot.Copy !req
472. Hel-lo.Copy !req
473. Brendon, I wanna
thank you for what
you did. I really do.Copy !req
474. Oh, don't mention it.
Too late.Copy !req
475. Hey, I have an idea for a movieCopy !req
476. about a man
who has a very
controlling daughter,Copy !req
477. and she doesn't
let him date... but then
he ends up dating.Copy !req
478. That's... the worst idea for
a movie I've ever heard.
How 'bout this:Copy !req
479. A rogue shark terrorizes
a small island community.
I like it.Copy !req
480. Brendon.
Yeah?Copy !req
481. Your movie sucks.
Yeah, that's why
I'm out here.Copy !req
482. Really sucks.
I know.Copy !req
483. Erik. What's up?
Uh...Copy !req
484. I got a call
from Miss Figg.
And what did she want?Copy !req
485. She kicked me outta the class.
But then she asked me out
for a drink. Huh?Copy !req
486. What do you think?
Yeah... that's okay.Copy !req
487. - Huh?
- That's not bad.Copy !req
488. Erik.
Erik... my man.
Y-You... You...Copy !req
489. - You go.
- Put that in your ing journal.Copy !req
490. Yeah.
Brendon.Copy !req
491. Yeah?
What are you gonna do
with your curse money?Copy !req
492. Can you give it to me?
Or what? Can I have it?
I don't care. Go ahead.Copy !req
493. Thank you.
It's like 50 bucks.
I don't care.Copy !req
494. What's that all about?Copy !req
495. The movie was so boring
I spliced in a scene
of two dogs having sex.Copy !req
496. Oh, that thing I gave you.
Yeah.Copy !req
497. Good move.
Thanks.Copy !req
498. Just two?Copy !req
499. Closed-captioned by
J.R. Media Services, Inc.
Burbank, CACopy !req