1. Tell me, Captain,
it's been days.Copy !req
2. When will we find
what we've been
looking for?Copy !req
3. You are, of course,Copy !req
4. referring to the magical,
gigantical septopus.Copy !req
5. Yes. I'm here
to capture it.Copy !req
6. That is why I'm down here.Copy !req
7. The mighty septopus.Copy !req
8. A horrible beast
with seven testicles.Copy !req
9. Tentacles.Copy !req
10. Okay. Tentacles.
Right.Copy !req
11. Did somebody say "tentacles"?Copy !req
12. Yes. We're discussing
the septopus.Copy !req
13. Mark my words.
The septopus is
a ferocious beastCopy !req
14. that will ensnare
your very soul.Copy !req
15. They say those
that search for itCopy !req
16. will be possessed and go madCopy !req
17. and turn into idiots!Copy !req
18. Hogwash.
Poppycock.Copy !req
19. Poppywash.
Poppy... hog.Copy !req
20. Hogwash again.Copy !req
21. And I say... Double hogwash.Copy !req
22. Yes.
Your tales don't
frighten us, ma'am.Copy !req
23. Nor do they frighten me.Copy !req
24. No one's ever been possessedCopy !req
25. by a seven-tentacled sea fish.Copy !req
26. Aaah!Copy !req
27. It's the stowaway.
He's possessed.
And he's coming for us.Copy !req
28. Oh, man.Copy !req
29. Here he comes.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
30. Idiots, I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
31. Aw, damn it.Copy !req
32. Oh, and you guys,
I'm possessed by a...Copy !req
33. Septopus.
And cut.Copy !req
34. Great job, Fenton.Copy !req
35. Yeah, good job.
Damn it!Copy !req
36. If your 'usband
finds out I'm with you,Copy !req
37. then cor, blimey.Copy !req
38. Me 'usband's 'ome.
Get in the closet.Copy !req
39. I'm home.Copy !req
40. 'Ello. So good
to see you, luv.Copy !req
41. Yes, yes, rather.Copy !req
42. Just need to put me coat
in the closet.Copy !req
43. Oh, what's all this?Copy !req
44. I guess I'm out
of the closet, I is.Copy !req
45. 'Ello, everybody.Copy !req
46. Who's that?
Who's that?Copy !req
47. I'm the closet fixer?Copy !req
48. Oh, that is really funny.Copy !req
49. Mm-hmm, yeah.Copy !req
50. Number three.
Lucky number three.Copy !req
51. Hmm?Copy !req
52. Third date, Paula.Copy !req
53. Three's a charm.
If you know what I mean.Copy !req
54. Heh. You know
what I mean, right?Copy !req
55. I know it's number three.
I know.Copy !req
56. So you still need
my truck this weekend?Copy !req
57. No, I'll probably
just hire people...Copy !req
58. Why? I have a truck.
We can just use that.
It's cheaper.Copy !req
59. Fine. Okay. Shh!Copy !req
60. Hold on, hold on.
Look.Copy !req
61. Great smokes, me head's on fire!Copy !req
62. Careful, don't be
putting your head
up your bullocks.Copy !req
63. Get back here!Copy !req
64. Me mulligan's in a nulligan.Copy !req
65. Goodbye and no, sir.Copy !req
66. This must go.
Whoa.Copy !req
67. This can stay,
but will move here.Copy !req
68. Now, what's that?
Are you making
some changes?Copy !req
69. Well, improvements.Copy !req
70. It's just a little bit wordy.Copy !req
71. This is a little awkward.Copy !req
72. Those are kind of thingsCopy !req
73. that I and they
are in charge of.Copy !req
74. Besides, guys,
we have a deadline.Copy !req
75. So it's a little
wordy, Brendon.
It's no big deal.Copy !req
76. Yeah, it's called
a collaboration.Copy !req
77. No. Listen.Copy !req
78. Now isn't the time for this.Copy !req
79. Fenton, you got the script...Copy !req
80. Fenton, Fenton.
Yes.Copy !req
81. You got the script
last week, right?Copy !req
82. Yes, I got the script last week,Copy !req
83. but I'm now in the character,Copy !req
84. and I'm seeing
that this is wrong,
this has to go.Copy !req
85. Well, I'd like
to get back to work.Copy !req
86. Guys, seriously,
the clock is ticking.Copy !req
87. Jason, Melissa,
help me out here.Copy !req
88. Fenton, can I see
that marker
when you're done?Copy !req
89. In a minute.
Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
90. Oh, I almost forgot, everybody.Copy !req
91. I wrote the theme song
on the way over here.Copy !req
92. Cool.
What?Copy !req
93. Let's hear it.
No.Copy !req
94. Two, three, four.Copy !req
95. What I'm saying,
Simon, is that
you're great.Copy !req
96. Have we decided yet?Copy !req
97. Nothing for me,
actually.
I ate before.Copy !req
98. Wonderful.Copy !req
99. I'll have a quesadilla
and another one of these.Copy !req
100. Very good.
Only one dinner
at this dinner table.Copy !req
101. Hey, what I'm saying,
Simon, is, um...Copy !req
102. Hey, you know, this
ain't working for me,Copy !req
103. and I'd like to
break it off with you.Copy !req
104. What do you say?Copy !req
105. I believe the character
would have this.Copy !req
106. I mean,
it's his motivation.
He's playing the game.Copy !req
107. I respect that.Copy !req
108. However, he's
a possessed stowaway.Copy !req
109. Possessed by the septopus.Copy !req
110. Why would he have a videogame?Copy !req
111. It makes no sense.
Look, we're running
out of time.Copy !req
112. Okay, he just would, Brendon.Copy !req
113. You're overthinking it.Copy !req
114. He just would.Copy !req
115. I don't know what to tell you.Copy !req
116. How about... I got another man!Copy !req
117. Hey, who's a tough guy, huh?Copy !req
118. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!Copy !req
119. This is the story of my life!Copy !req
120. I knew it!Copy !req
121. Hey, hey, hey, look,
the food's here.Copy !req
122. I don't care!Copy !req
123. I don't care!Copy !req
124. Okay, okay.Copy !req
125. Don't touch me!Copy !req
126. Send...
Jason over!Copy !req
127. Here I come.Copy !req
128. Red Rover, Red Rover,
send Brendon over.Copy !req
129. Well, uh...Copy !req
130. I don't think
I'll be coming over there.Copy !req
131. But I think we're
all done today, guys.Copy !req
132. Great work.
I'm sending everybody
home for the day.Copy !req
133. Jason, Melissa, you stay.Copy !req
134. Whoopee!Copy !req
135. Quiet.
Look at me.Copy !req
136. Shh! All right.Copy !req
137. All right, fine.
We're not broken up.Copy !req
138. What should we do, guys?Copy !req
139. Did you see what...
He was hindering
the schedule.Copy !req
140. Brendon, relax.Copy !req
141. The whole day was put
behind schedule,Copy !req
142. and we have
an internal deadline.Copy !req
143. Brendon, shh, shh!Copy !req
144. There we go.Copy !req
145. Guys, but honestly...Copy !req
146. Brendon, relax.Copy !req
147. No, no... Brendon, Brendon.Copy !req
148. Let me just...
Shh! Shh!Copy !req
149. Relax, okay?
Okay.Copy !req
150. But let me just say one thing.Copy !req
151. Shush, shush.
I know, but...Copy !req
152. Guys...Copy !req
153. Guys? Aah!Copy !req
154. Unh! Hunh!
Come on!Copy !req
155. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
156. Hunh! Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
157. Oh, look at you.Copy !req
158. Oh, that's beautiful.Copy !req
159. All right, guys,
let's shoot the stars.Copy !req
160. Oh, you just killed every star.Copy !req
161. Let's bounce.Copy !req
162. Boom ba-da ba boom,Copy !req
163. ba-da ba boom boom boom.Copy !req
164. All right,
I'm gonna get you two
out of here right now.Copy !req
165. Let's go get a drink.Copy !req
166. We earned it.Copy !req
167. Brendon?
Yeah.Copy !req
168. Notice anything
different about me?Copy !req
169. What, your giant boobs?Copy !req
170. They're not boobs, they're pecs.Copy !req
171. It's a big difference.Copy !req
172. I don't think so.Copy !req
173. I think they're called
boobs or breasts.Copy !req
174. No, no, no.
You ever been to a gym?Copy !req
175. No.
At a gym,Copy !req
176. boobs are called pecs.Copy !req
177. Oh. I saw this movie
the other night,Copy !req
178. and this lady had
the nicest pecs
I've ever seen.Copy !req
179. Three to five hours
a day, Brendon.Copy !req
180. Disciplined workout
on the pec-flexer.Copy !req
181. What's a pec-flexer?Copy !req
182. You know how many reps
I can do, Brendon?Copy !req
183. About a million.
Wow.Copy !req
184. I'm like the alpha dog
at the gym.Copy !req
185. Yeah, what's that?Copy !req
186. It's the strongest guy
in the herd.Copy !req
187. The guy with the biggest pecs.Copy !req
188. I just need to get 'em
a little bit bigger.Copy !req
189. Yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
190. Why?Copy !req
191. What do you mean why?
I don't know.Copy !req
192. Pecs are what
I consider the most
important muscle group.Copy !req
193. What do your pecs do?
I don't understand.Copy !req
194. I can eat with them.Copy !req
195. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
196. Like... I can eat off them.Copy !req
197. You just put food there?Copy !req
198. For instance...
Yeah.Copy !req
199. Right in the mouth.Copy !req
200. But you kind of licked
your tongue down there.Copy !req
201. Well, I'm saying, can you do it?Copy !req
202. No, not really,
but I just use my hands.Copy !req
203. I don't have to use
my hands anymore.
That's the point.Copy !req
204. My chest can do
what my hands
used to be able to do,Copy !req
205. and that's a huge benefit.Copy !req
206. 'Cause it frees up my hands
to do whatever they want.Copy !req
207. But you got to set aside
three to five hours every dayCopy !req
208. so you don't have
to use your hands
to eat sunflower seeds.Copy !req
209. It's not just sunflower seeds.Copy !req
210. For instance,
on the way here
this morning,Copy !req
211. I drove with my pecs.Copy !req
212. My pecs can steer.Copy !req
213. Wow.Copy !req
214. Nickname them, Brendon.Copy !req
215. All right?
All right.Copy !req
216. Nickname them.Copy !req
217. Okay.
This one on the leftCopy !req
218. I'm gonna call Prince Valiant.Copy !req
219. No, no, no.
Why?Copy !req
220. You want to hear mine?
Yeah.Copy !req
221. This is Big Rig.
This is Jesse.Copy !req
222. Those are good names.Copy !req
223. Yeah. Big Rig,
like an 18-wheeler.Copy !req
224. And Jesse.
I like the name Jesse.Copy !req
225. You know,
my Mom's actually looking
for some strong peopleCopy !req
226. to move some furniture
this weekend.Copy !req
227. You're strong enough
to do that, right?Copy !req
228. Would I be strong enough
to help someone move? Yeah.Copy !req
229. Yeah? Well, there are a lot
of little heavy thingsCopy !req
230. that you could probably
place in between your pecs
and move them about.Copy !req
231. It would be a good opportunityCopy !req
232. to show off my chest
to your mom.Copy !req
233. Yeah.
So, sure.Copy !req
234. Okay.Copy !req
235. What are you looking at?Copy !req
236. Nothing. No.
I just caught myself
staring at your boobs.Copy !req
237. Do you really have to
do that now, Paula?Copy !req
238. I wish you'd called, Simon.
I really got to do stuff.Copy !req
239. Well, do I really need to call?Copy !req
240. I mean, we're dating, and, uh...Copy !req
241. Look, I have to run
some errands...Copy !req
242. I just remembered...
Before the stores close.Copy !req
243. But I've been here
an hour and a half,Copy !req
244. and the whole time
you've been cleaning.Copy !req
245. This doesn't seem like
normal couple's behavior.Copy !req
246. Actually, Simon,
I wanted to talk about
the whole "couples" thing.Copy !req
247. Didn't you say you had
to run some errands?Copy !req
248. We should talk.
No!Copy !req
249. You... we should do...
Go do the errands!Copy !req
250. Quick! Because
places are closing!Copy !req
251. I don't know. It's still
not working for me.Copy !req
252. I think we're close, people.Copy !req
253. We're close,
but we're not there yet.Copy !req
254. Fenton, we spent
the last two hours
on it.Copy !req
255. I think this is
about as good
as it's gonna get.Copy !req
256. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
257. Wait, wait!
I got an idea.Copy !req
258. Okay, Jason, you deal with this.Copy !req
259. I'm gonna go upstairs.Copy !req
260. Thank you, Brendon!
We will call you.Copy !req
261. Jason, I want the big one down.Copy !req
262. I want that small one down.Copy !req
263. The one at the top there?Copy !req
264. Down.
Down.Copy !req
265. Take it all out.Copy !req
266. Let's bring it in one at a time.Copy !req
267. Right. Yes.Copy !req
268. Melissa, script changes.Copy !req
269. I made all your changes,
and now there's
no dialogue left.Copy !req
270. Good!
Okay.Copy !req
271. So we just got
the characters
on the page.Copy !req
272. Lose any other character.Copy !req
273. Fenton, just so I'm clear.Copy !req
274. We're taking everything
I just put up down.Copy !req
275. Right. Take it down,Copy !req
276. bring it behind me,Copy !req
277. and then build it back up!Copy !req
278. Build it back up behind you?Copy !req
279. No. Oh, yes!Copy !req
280. But all the scenery's
on this side of the room.Copy !req
281. One step at a time, Jason.Copy !req
282. Right, right.Copy !req
283. Don't get ahead of yourself.Copy !req
284. I understand.
You're the man.Copy !req
285. Melissa!
Fenton.Copy !req
286. Cut! Cut!Copy !req
287. Were we rolling?Copy !req
288. Does he think this is the movie?Copy !req
289. Does your mother
ever talk about me?Copy !req
290. To be honest,
I don't even know
who you are,Copy !req
291. so maybe that answers
your question.Copy !req
292. I'm Simon.Copy !req
293. Well, not to be rude,Copy !req
294. but what are you
doing in my house
and where's my mom?Copy !req
295. She left. We're dating.
We're on a date right now.Copy !req
296. Oh. Well, I'm sorry,
I've never heard of you.Copy !req
297. If it's any consolation,
your mother speaks
very highly of you, Bernard.Copy !req
298. It's Brendon.Copy !req
299. She says you make movies.Copy !req
300. Yeah. Movies.Copy !req
301. Well, I think
that is really,
really cool, young man.Copy !req
302. Thank you.Copy !req
303. So, is that what
you're doing downstairs?Copy !req
304. No, not currently.Copy !req
305. There's this kid down there
who's driving me crazy.Copy !req
306. Have you ever met someoneCopy !req
307. who just kind of
doesn't get the message?Copy !req
308. Doesn't get the message.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
309. It's like the guy
can't take a hint.Copy !req
310. Can't take a hint.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
311. And he's just kind of
this relentless...
Relentless.Copy !req
312. Imposing weirdo.Copy !req
313. Did you tell him
he's in danger of being
kicked out on his ass?Copy !req
314. No.Copy !req
315. He's ruining
the movie, right?
Yeah.Copy !req
316. Well then, kick him out!Copy !req
317. We've known each other
for a while, and...Copy !req
318. you know,
we've worked together,
we've played together.Copy !req
319. And it's just ultimately
I keep coming back
to the same answer,Copy !req
320. that this just simply
is not working out...Copy !req
321. on all fronts.Copy !req
322. And that's why I think...
You know,Copy !req
323. what I'm really saying is
maybe it would be better
if you and I just broke up.Copy !req
324. You're breaking up with me?Copy !req
325. Well, I mean, yeah.Copy !req
326. What, because of the lighting?Copy !req
327. No, no!
The jealousy?Copy !req
328. What?
You resent me?
Is that it?Copy !req
329. Listen, just calm down.Copy !req
330. You son of a bitch!
You pig!Copy !req
331. You jealous pig!Copy !req
332. Shh! Just please...Copy !req
333. What about the video film?Copy !req
334. What?
Forget about it?Copy !req
335. You take some of
my best moments,Copy !req
336. my ideas,Copy !req
337. and I'm supposed to walk away?Copy !req
338. Well, listen, Fenton...Copy !req
339. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
340. Shh! Just calm down.Copy !req
341. No! Don't touch me!Copy !req
342. Just please...Copy !req
343. Do you know how many
other people have asked meCopy !req
344. to be in their video films?Copy !req
345. Look... Do you?Copy !req
346. And how many I said,
"No, I'm doing Brendon's."Copy !req
347. Please...Copy !req
348. Because I have loyalty!Copy !req
349. Oh, God, this isn't happening!Copy !req
350. Oh, God.Copy !req
351. Fenton, try to relax, please.Copy !req
352. No! You have just madeCopy !req
353. a massive mistake, Brendon!Copy !req
354. Let's not get out...Copy !req
355. Something that you
can't comprehend!Copy !req
356. And you know
something, Brendon?
Fenton.Copy !req
357. You are going to have
to live with it!Copy !req
358. That could've gone a lot worse.Copy !req
359. Guys, we need
to set up auditions.Copy !req
360. What for?Copy !req
361. What? Oh, we're
recasting Fenton.Copy !req
362. We are?
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
363. We broke up.Copy !req
364. So, I wrote it down.Copy !req
365. We need somebody
that can play
a possessed stowaway.Copy !req
366. Let me think.Copy !req
367. Did you say
you and Fenton
broke up?Copy !req
368. Yeah, uh-huh.
Hey, who's good
on the soccer team?Copy !req
369. Why did you break up?Copy !req
370. Why are we using
the term "break up"?Copy !req
371. Brendon, were you dating Fenton?Copy !req
372. Listen, no!
Look, look, look.Copy !req
373. I'll give you the short story.Copy !req
374. The schedule, the film,Copy !req
375. and I'll be honest,
the friendship with Fenton
was just not working.Copy !req
376. So, you know...Copy !req
377. How did he take it?Copy !req
378. Not well.
Not well.Copy !req
379. Totally freaked out on me.Copy !req
380. What are you
going to do, Brendon?Copy !req
381. Oh, well, I've got
it figured out.Copy !req
382. I'm going to pretend
I don't see him.Copy !req
383. I'm going to walk
the long way
to and from school.Copy !req
384. I woke up at 5 A.M. today
to test a new route.Copy !req
385. Also, I'm planning on
eating lunch far, far away
from my normal eating area,Copy !req
386. or eating in the bleachers,
or in disguise,Copy !req
387. or I might skip lunch
for a whileCopy !req
388. until we've forgotten
about each other.Copy !req
389. Sounds good.Copy !req
390. I wasn't listening.Copy !req
391. Hey, guys,
let's see some actors.Copy !req
392. I'm a stowaway.Copy !req
393. I'm a possessed stowaway.Copy !req
394. Me, too.
Yeah.Copy !req
395. And we're gonna get
a septomus.
Septomus.Copy !req
396. And also, I have
no underpants on.Copy !req
397. Perry, Perry, Perry.Copy !req
398. You're a good actor.Copy !req
399. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
400. Okay, guys, we've seen enough.Copy !req
401. That's pretty good.Copy !req
402. We'll let you guys know.Copy !req
403. We can let them know now.Copy !req
404. No, Jason,
it's not professional.Copy !req
405. I'll let them know.Copy !req
406. Jason, no, no, no.Copy !req
407. Did we get it?Copy !req
408. Yes, you got it.Copy !req
409. Yippee!
Jason!Copy !req
410. Jason, they didn't
actually get it.Copy !req
411. We didn't?
Really?Copy !req
412. Sorry, guys.Copy !req
413. Brendon, Melissa,
I made a decision,Copy !req
414. and I want it respected.
I want them in the part.Copy !req
415. Yippee!
Yippee!Copy !req
416. Perry! We did it!Copy !req
417. Jason!
What?Copy !req
418. They stunk,
but we have a deadline.Copy !req
419. Hey!Copy !req
420. You know what?
He's right.Copy !req
421. I know, I know.
Okay, Walter, Perry...Copy !req
422. Yes?Copy !req
423. You are hired,
but I'm sorry,
you're fired.Copy !req
424. This is bull.Copy !req
425. Ooh, I am possessed
by that thing!Copy !req
426. Get that out of my mind!Copy !req
427. Get the other guy!
I tell you!Copy !req
428. This is a situation...Copy !req
429. Now let's pick it up
from the top of the page.Copy !req
430. I'm here for your souls!Copy !req
431. Commanded by me master,
the mighty septopus.Copy !req
432. Okay, stop right there.
It's not British.Copy !req
433. Oh, sorry. Okay.Copy !req
434. Take it again.Copy !req
435. I'm here for your souls.Copy !req
436. Commanded by my master...Copy !req
437. It's not British.
Mighty septopus.Copy !req
438. It's not... Behold.Copy !req
439. Sorry. Thanks.
Thank you.Copy !req
440. Thank you.Copy !req
441. Hey, you gonna use that
or you gonna take it
up all day, huh, pal?Copy !req
442. Both. I'm gonna use it
and take it up all day.Copy !req
443. All right, pal?Copy !req
444. Why? Why don't you just
let somebody else use it?Copy !req
445. Oh, what's the matter?
You guys want to work
on your pecs?Copy !req
446. Yeah, we just wanted to...Copy !req
447. Don't make me laugh, all right.Copy !req
448. What?
Give it up.Copy !req
449. Forget about your pecs.Copy !req
450. 'Cause they're not nearly
as good as mine.Copy !req
451. Whoa, pal, that's
a lot of weight.Copy !req
452. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me,
watch these rockets take off.Copy !req
453. Here we go.Copy !req
454. And hunh! Argh! Unh!Copy !req
455. Aah! Hunh!Copy !req
456. Hunh!Copy !req
457. Haaaaah!Copy !req
458. Ohh!Copy !req
459. Huh! Aah!Copy !req
460. Ouch!Copy !req
461. Oh, my God!Copy !req
462. Look, guys,
I've thought about it.Copy !req
463. Me and Melissa have
been talking, Brendon.Copy !req
464. Right. Me, too.
But not to Melissa
but to myself.Copy !req
465. We feel that the schedule
is in jeopardy.Copy !req
466. I know, I know.Copy !req
467. We feel there's only
one person for the part.Copy !req
468. Right. I agree.
And it's Fenton.Copy !req
469. I totally agree.Copy !req
470. Hold on.Copy !req
471. I said I thought
it was Walter and Perry.Copy !req
472. No. There has to be
a tension there, Jason.Copy !req
473. Um... what?Copy !req
474. Wait. Brendon,
did you agree
to the Fenton thing?Copy !req
475. Yes, I did.Copy !req
476. Not for any other reason
than the schedule, guys.Copy !req
477. I decided I'm not gonna
be present during any of
the scenes that he's inCopy !req
478. because I'm afraid
it might get
a little ugly.Copy !req
479. So you guys are gonna
have to direct him.Copy !req
480. Fine.
Good.Copy !req
481. Jason?Copy !req
482. What?
Okay.Copy !req
483. Ready to move
some furniture,
sweetheart?Copy !req
484. Yep.
Well, shall we?Copy !req
485. Yeah, hold on.
My son's soccer coach
is supposed to help.Copy !req
486. I'm here.
What happened?Copy !req
487. I blew out my pecs.Copy !req
488. Can you do that?Copy !req
489. Yeah, course you can.Copy !req
490. Hey, nerdo.
What?Copy !req
491. Little help.Copy !req
492. Hold on. Let me just
get my back brace on.Copy !req
493. Jason, how's the framing
of the shot?Copy !req
494. Good.Copy !req
495. I think it's... Yeah, it's fine.Copy !req
496. Okay, good.
And action.Copy !req
497. Wait. Lemme get
back in shot.Copy !req
498. Sorry about that.Copy !req
499. Okay. And action.Copy !req
500. Wait, cut. Let me
get rid of my gum.Copy !req
501. Action.
I'm thirsty.Copy !req
502. Cut. Jason, can you
get him something?Copy !req
503. Thank you, Jason.Copy !req
504. No, Melissa,
you get him something.Copy !req
505. Jason, I asked you
to get him something.Copy !req
506. Well, I'm telling you
you get him...Copy !req
507. Someone get me a soda, please.Copy !req
508. Right. Melissa,
go get him a soda.Copy !req
509. You get him a soda.
I'm not going.Copy !req
510. Please stop fighting
and just get me a soda.Copy !req
511. Let's forget the soda,
and action!Copy !req
512. Oh, let's not forget
the soda and get it.Copy !req
513. Get him soda.Copy !req
514. You said action.Copy !req
515. Listen to my...
dry mouth.Copy !req
516. Ohh!
Ew!Copy !req
517. Unh!Copy !req
518. You're not lifting it
high enough, son.Copy !req
519. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
520. That's pretty funny.Copy !req
521. Seriously, get him
a soda, Jason.
Please!Copy !req
522. Melissa, I can't get him a sodaCopy !req
523. if you're yelling,
"Action, we're rolling."
I'm in the scene.Copy !req
524. Okay, cut.
Jason, get him
a soda, please.Copy !req
525. Action. Melissa,
you get him a soda.Copy !req
526. Cut. Jason,
you get him a soda.
Action.Copy !req
527. Cut.
I'm thirsty!Copy !req
528. Jason, get him
a soda. Action.Copy !req
529. Cut. Get your
own soda, Fenton.Copy !req
530. Don't worry, I got it.Copy !req
531. What's up with this guy, Mom?Copy !req
532. Brendon, I feel like
I haven't seen you
in ages.Copy !req
533. That's what happens
when you start
dating some weirdo.Copy !req
534. We're not dating.Copy !req
535. Does he know that,
Paula?
Yeah.Copy !req
536. Yeah, I think he does.
Deep down.Copy !req
537. Because if you're
using this guy...Copy !req
538. You know what?
This isn't any
of your business.Copy !req
539. Besides, why would I use him?Copy !req
540. He can't even get
the table on the truck.Copy !req
541. Why don't you just
break up with him?Copy !req
542. Mrs. Small, if you're
leading him on,Copy !req
543. I think it's rude.
Yeah.Copy !req
544. Look, I broke up with the guy.Copy !req
545. It didn't take.Copy !req
546. Mrs. Small,
have you considered
killing him?Copy !req
547. Yeah.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
548. If you guys are here,
who's directing Fenton?Copy !req
549. Fenton is.Copy !req
550. Yeah. Brendon, I don't know
if you ever noticed,Copy !req
551. but he is kind of
a pain in the ass.Copy !req
552. Yeah.
Interesting.Copy !req
553. Should maybe consider
firing Fenton
or killing him.Copy !req
554. Yeah.Copy !req
555. Well, I did, guys.
I did fire him.Copy !req
556. I was met with
a lot of resistance,Copy !req
557. but Fenton and I are broken up.Copy !req
558. You know, dogs do that, Brendon.Copy !req
559. Yeah?
Just a note.Copy !req
560. Break up with...
What do you mean?Copy !req
561. Like packs of dogs.Copy !req
562. One dog that's acting
not the way the pack is,Copy !req
563. they kill it.Copy !req
564. Can't breathe.Copy !req
565. They eat it.
Right.Copy !req
566. But like with humans,
that doesn't happen.Copy !req
567. Probably.Copy !req
568. What do you mean?Copy !req
569. Can someone pull this off of me?Copy !req
570. Let's kill Simon and eat him.Copy !req
571. Let's just kill someone.Copy !req
572. How many times
do I have to hint?Copy !req
573. Okay, well, we're all in on it.Copy !req
574. Thank you.
I mentioned it
like 70 times.Copy !req
575. Look, Simon,Copy !req
576. I've been doing
a lot of thinking.Copy !req
577. I really have
no romantic feelings
for you whatsoever.Copy !req
578. I can't continue this thing.Copy !req
579. I mean, who are we fooling?Copy !req
580. I think this is
a little bit ridiculous.Copy !req
581. Maybe you're right, Paula.Copy !req
582. I guess I wanted things
to work out so badCopy !req
583. that I ended up being weird
and spoiling everything,Copy !req
584. and I guess it was nice
knowing you. Goodbye.Copy !req
585. All right, Simon.
Goodbye.Copy !req
586. Oh, wait, Paula.Copy !req
587. Do you want to go out
tomorrow night?Copy !req
588. Sure.Copy !req
589. Hi, Fenton.Copy !req
590. What? Did I just
hear something?Copy !req
591. Because I thought
that Brendon
wasn't talking to me.Copy !req
592. Listen, Fenton,
I've been thinking.Copy !req
593. Because we're broken up.Copy !req
594. I don't know why
he would come over here
if we're broken up...Copy !req
595. Shut up. Shut up.
Just shut up.Copy !req
596. Let me speak.Copy !req
597. I want us to be back together.Copy !req
598. What? You think
you can just waltz
back into the cafeteriaCopy !req
599. and sit down next to meCopy !req
600. with your little lunch tray
and your milk,Copy !req
601. and everything's okay?Copy !req
602. I mean, Brendon...
I understand.Copy !req
603. I don't know
what you expected of meCopy !req
604. that I wouldn't have moved on.Copy !req
605. I mean... oh, jeez.Copy !req
606. It's just all so confusing.Copy !req
607. Listen, I understand.
You're right.Copy !req
608. Well, maybe I should just go.Copy !req
609. I'll just go.
I'll see you later.Copy !req
610. Wait! Stop!Copy !req
611. Hey, everybody,
we're back together!Copy !req
612. Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
613. Come on, guys, I'm not done.Copy !req
614. Fine. We are leaving.Copy !req
615. We don't need them.Copy !req
616. No, we can't stay.Copy !req
617. Pecs. All right.
One juice.Copy !req
618. We're staying for one juice.Copy !req
619. Closed-captioned by
J.R. Media Services, Inc.
Burbank, CACopy !req