1. Okay, Jeremy, run,
hurry up! Move!Copy !req
2. So I'm directing
the school play,
you know.Copy !req
3. It's not bad.
Big break for me.Copy !req
4. If you like directing
school plays, yeah.Copy !req
5. Yeah, it's gonna be
pretty good, I think.Copy !req
6. But here's the cool part.
They said I can cast
one faculty member.Copy !req
7. The answer's no.
I was thinking about you.Copy !req
8. I know.
The answer's no.Copy !req
9. What do you think?
I said no.Copy !req
10. Let me tell you
about the play
a little.Copy !req
11. It's called Bye Bye Greasy.Copy !req
12. Mm-hmm.
Are you familiar with...Copy !req
13. Yeah.Copy !req
14. I have the copy if you want...Copy !req
15. Let's go back
and figure out
what just happened.Copy !req
16. I said no.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
17. Then I said no.Copy !req
18. Then you kept going.
Then I said no.Copy !req
19. Right.
So now we're done.Copy !req
20. Have fun with your school play.Copy !req
21. Have fun with the school play.Copy !req
22. Good-bye.
Okay.Copy !req
23. It's a 1950s musical.Copy !req
24. I know what
the musical is, Brendon.
I know Bye Bye Greasy.Copy !req
25. Then you're probably familiar
with Quick Rick.
The drag racer.Copy !req
26. He's like the coolest guy
in the entire play. Hello.Copy !req
27. There are no cool guys
in musicals.Copy !req
28. Coach, leather jacket,
T-shirt...Copy !req
29. Are you not listening to me?Copy !req
30. Sleeve rolled up,
pack of cigarettes...Copy !req
31. We are not having
a conversation anymore.Copy !req
32. But check this out...Copy !req
33. And this is where I need you...Copy !req
34. I'm gonna have you
drive your car onstage.Copy !req
35. Your car is gonna be
part of the play.Copy !req
36. You mean if I played
Quick Rick, I would
drive my car onstage.Copy !req
37. Yes.Copy !req
38. That's physically...Copy !req
39. No, it's not
physically impossible.Copy !req
40. The big double doors
in the back?Copy !req
41. Yeah?
You can get a car
in there.Copy !req
42. Oh.Copy !req
43. Look on page seven.
Right.Copy !req
44. "Quick Rick enters."
But you notice I wrote,
"In his car."Copy !req
45. So I drive up onstage.Copy !req
46. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
47. Arm on the side.
Tip down your glasses.Copy !req
48. "What's cookin'?"Copy !req
49. The audience goes nuts.Copy !req
50. Wow, that's practically
a fantasy of mine...Copy !req
51. To drive a car in a building.Copy !req
52. And then you go,
"I'm out of here."Copy !req
53. Drive off.Copy !req
54. Drive off the stage.Copy !req
55. All right.
That's cool.
I'll do that.Copy !req
56. "What's cookin'?"
Quick Rick.Copy !req
57. Hi, Coach. Hey, Brendon.
Hey.Copy !req
58. Melissa, where you been?Copy !req
59. I was at the doctor.
I have a note.Copy !req
60. Let me see it.Copy !req
61. Does it say on the note
that I found out
I'm allergic to kiwiCopy !req
62. and if I eat one I could die?Copy !req
63. No.
'Cause that's what
I found out.Copy !req
64. That's too bad.Copy !req
65. Now I have to carry an epipen
that has medicine in it,Copy !req
66. and if I eat a kiwi,
I need one of you
to stick me with it.Copy !req
67. Great story, Melissa.Copy !req
68. Brendon, so when do we
start rehearsing this?
Can I drive onstage...Copy !req
69. I don't think we're gonna
be able to drive the car
in rehearsals.Copy !req
70. What would happen is,
if I ate a kiwi by accident,Copy !req
71. my throat could close up,
and I couldn't
breathe anymore.Copy !req
72. All right,
don't eat kiwis.
And I could die.Copy !req
73. We're gonna save it for
the big performance...Copy !req
74. I gotta test it out.
Like Evel Knievel...Copy !req
75. A simple kiwi
is like a loaded gun
now for me.Copy !req
76. I gotta tell you,
I'm a great driver.
I know.Copy !req
77. I probably could've
been a stunt driver.Copy !req
78. I just never got going
in that direction.Copy !req
79. Should I show you how to use it?Copy !req
80. Brendon.
Yeah.Copy !req
81. Let's go to the car.
Okay.Copy !req
82. Show you couple of moves.Copy !req
83. Show you what I can do.Copy !req
84. In case of emergency.Copy !req
85. Everybody keep practicing!Copy !req
86. Brendon and I
are going to the car.Copy !req
87. My name is Walter.Copy !req
88. And my name is Perry.Copy !req
89. And we're auditioning
for Bye Bye Greasy.Copy !req
90. Yeah.
Ready?Copy !req
91. Okay, stop,
stop, stop.
That was good.Copy !req
92. I got pretty good
roles for you guys.Copy !req
93. Perry, you're gonna play Hank.Copy !req
94. He's a garage monkey
who hangs out with Malone
and works on cars.Copy !req
95. Oh, okay.Copy !req
96. And, Walter,
you're gonna play
Mrs. Malone.Copy !req
97. Yay! A woman!Copy !req
98. Finally, some good
roles for women.Copy !req
99. Brendon, Fenton
will be auditioning
for the role of Malone.Copy !req
100. Hey, best friend Brendon.Copy !req
101. Hi.
I can play Malone.Copy !req
102. Listen, Fenton,
I'm playing Malone.Copy !req
103. But let me ask you this.Copy !req
104. How would you like to be
in charge of the lights?Copy !req
105. The lights?Copy !req
106. You mean all the lights?Copy !req
107. Everything, Fenton.Copy !req
108. Controlling the lights.Copy !req
109. Brendon, that's my dream.Copy !req
110. That's like playing God.Copy !req
111. All right.
What?Copy !req
112. The lights will be on,
off, on, off...Copy !req
113. Leave them on.Copy !req
114. No, leave them... On, off!Copy !req
115. All right, Angela's next.Copy !req
116. I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
117. What?Copy !req
118. "My mother has a band
called Helicopter."Copy !req
119. Okay, well, that's good to know.Copy !req
120. Wow.
That was awesome.Copy !req
121. Really good.Copy !req
122. You got the lead role.
You're gonna play Lena.Copy !req
123. Brendon, I'm ready to audition.Copy !req
124. No, Melissa, you don't
have to audition.Copy !req
125. You already got the part.Copy !req
126. Lena?
Noodles.Copy !req
127. Noodles?Copy !req
128. I wanted to play Lena.Copy !req
129. You don't wanna play Lena.Copy !req
130. I don't want to play
the star of the play?Copy !req
131. No, no. Melissa,
there's too much
singing and stuff.Copy !req
132. It's not your style.Copy !req
133. I love to sing.Copy !req
134. Oh, no, you don't
want to sing this.Copy !req
135. I'm telling you, you're Noodles.Copy !req
136. Lena's best friend?Copy !req
137. Yeah, the best friend.
Her sidekick?Copy !req
138. The most complex character
in the whole play, you mean?Copy !req
139. How many songs does she have?Copy !req
140. She's got a lot,
but here's the thingCopy !req
141. I actually wanted
to talk to you about.Copy !req
142. I don't want to hear
you sing the songs.Copy !req
143. What?
Do you know what I mean?Copy !req
144. No.Copy !req
145. Well, see...Copy !req
146. I think what I'd like
to hear you do is sing-talk.Copy !req
147. Sing-talk?
Yeah.Copy !req
148. What do you mean?Copy !req
149. Like you go, I am Noodles.Copy !req
150. How's it going?Copy !req
151. Can you try that?Copy !req
152. That could be
your audition right now.Copy !req
153. I am Noodles.
How's it going?Copy !req
154. That's awesome.
You got the part.Copy !req
155. Really?
You got the part.Copy !req
156. Give me a hug.
Give me a hug.Copy !req
157. I'm happy for you.
That was great.Copy !req
158. Brendon, what about my part?Copy !req
159. You're gonna play Chip,
Lena's boyfriend.Copy !req
160. Oh. Yeah.
But I want to audition,
'cause I prepared a song.Copy !req
161. Well, yeah, go ahead,
you can do it,
but I'm gonna get going.Copy !req
162. Okay?
You don't mind, do you?Copy !req
163. Would that still
officially be an audition?Copy !req
164. Yeah.
Okay.Copy !req
165. See ya.
Hey, good luck.Copy !req
166. Thanks.Copy !req
167. Here's a little ditty
in the styleCopy !req
168. of the great
Brazilian Jazz croonerCopy !req
169. Antonio Carlos Jobim.Copy !req
170. This one's called
"Brazilian Sunspot."Copy !req
171. Hello, Charlie.
Hello, Bink-Bonk.Copy !req
172. Hello, Charlie number two.
Hello, Pinky.Copy !req
173. Good to see everyone.Copy !req
174. Everyone's in order.
Let's have a meeting.Copy !req
175. Hey, Brendon.
Aah!Copy !req
176. What are you doing in my room?
Get out of here!Copy !req
177. Your window was open, my friend.Copy !req
178. I don't care
if my window was open.Copy !req
179. That doesn't mean you can
come in my house, Shannon!Copy !req
180. It does mean I can
come in. You should've
thought of that.Copy !req
181. What are you doing in my room?Copy !req
182. What are you doing in my room?Copy !req
183. Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.Copy !req
184. What are you doing in my room?Copy !req
185. I have a favor to ask.Copy !req
186. You have a favor...Copy !req
187. Shannon, I gotta tell you,
I'm really busy.Copy !req
188. I've got a play to do
and don't really have
time for favors.Copy !req
189. Well, there you go.
That is the favor.Copy !req
190. I would like to be in your play.Copy !req
191. Heh, heh.
Come on.Copy !req
192. What's funny about...
What is funny?Copy !req
193. You want to be... I'm offended.Copy !req
194. No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Listen...Copy !req
195. You wound me.
I don't want
to offend you.Copy !req
196. Look, I see you wear
those P.J.s with the feet.Copy !req
197. No. No, those are...Copy !req
198. It's okay if you wear
these embarrassing P.J.s.Copy !req
199. These P.J.s
don't define you,Copy !req
200. and being a bully
doesn't define me.Copy !req
201. I want to sing, I want to dance.Copy !req
202. Let's make it happen.Copy !req
203. Why are you putting
your arms on me?Copy !req
204. Well, this is my way
of auditioning.Copy !req
205. I humbly request
a role in your play.Copy !req
206. I don't know.
I mean, there are...Copy !req
207. Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
208. There are a lot
of people... ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
209. Okay, okay, you're in.
You're in the play.Copy !req
210. I'll find a role for you.Copy !req
211. I want the lead role.Copy !req
212. You don't want
the lead character.Copy !req
213. There's so many words
you gotta memorize.Copy !req
214. Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
215. Okay, you're Malone.
Ow, ow!Copy !req
216. Thank you, Brendon.Copy !req
217. Boy, that was fun.Copy !req
218. Yep. Thanks
for dropping by.Copy !req
219. I like auditioning.Copy !req
220. Oh, when's the rehearsal?Copy !req
221. It's tomorrow at 3.Copy !req
222. Sorry, can't make it.Copy !req
223. Okay.Copy !req
224. So, basically,Copy !req
225. I was very lucky
to get Shannon...Copy !req
226. to play the role of Malone.Copy !req
227. What?
Shannon?Copy !req
228. He's not standing
under my lights.Copy !req
229. Listen, he can play
a really good tough guy.
Trust me.Copy !req
230. So, Jason, I want you to
continue with the filming
and documentary stuff.Copy !req
231. 'Cause you're doing
a great job on that.Copy !req
232. Thank you.Copy !req
233. Work the curtains, too.
You think you can?Copy !req
234. How am I gonna juggle
all that while I'm Chip?Copy !req
235. Here's the good thing.
I'm gonna play Chip.Copy !req
236. Oh, what?Copy !req
237. Did I just get replaced?Copy !req
238. Yeah, but you're still
working the curtains.Copy !req
239. Wow, I get to work the curtains.Copy !req
240. I don't get to be Chip,
one of the leads.Copy !req
241. Well, it's a great role.Copy !req
242. I know.
That's why I'm playing it.Copy !req
243. No, I'm playing Chip.Copy !req
244. Why are you whispering?
You just fired me.Copy !req
245. 'Cause it's embarrassing.Copy !req
246. I know.
It's embarrassing
to get fired.Copy !req
247. Hey, Melissa.
How's it going?Copy !req
248. Good. You can
call me Noodles.Copy !req
249. Well, I will do that, Noodle.Copy !req
250. Heh. I like that name.
Junior, can I
ask you a question?Copy !req
251. I don't know. Why?
Do you have a question?Copy !req
252. Yeah. I wanted to know
if I accidentally eat a kiwiCopy !req
253. will you stick me
with my epipen
so I won't die?Copy !req
254. No, I do not like
needles, Noodles.Copy !req
255. But I will give you
mouth to mouth.Copy !req
256. Yeah. I don't know
if that'll help.Copy !req
257. - Oops!
- Sorry about that!Copy !req
258. Sorry about that.Copy !req
259. Made a boo-boo.
Everything's cool.Copy !req
260. You stole Lena from me, Malone,Copy !req
261. but you're still a loser
in a leather jacket.Copy !req
262. Cool it, daddy-o.Copy !req
263. Unless you wanna feel
my switchbladeCopy !req
264. in your side.Copy !req
265. Brendon, you know
when I'm holding you
like this?Copy !req
266. Uh-huh.
I was thinking.Copy !req
267. Why don't we turn
the lights down?Copy !req
268. You know, maybe go
to a single low spot.Copy !req
269. A single spotlight?Copy !req
270. Yeah.
What do you think?Copy !req
271. No. No.Copy !req
272. Why not?Copy !req
273. No. Thank you,
but no.Copy !req
274. The lights are perfect
the way they are.Copy !req
275. Sorry.Copy !req
276. Actually, you know, Fenton,Copy !req
277. I have to agree with Shannon.Copy !req
278. I think he's got a point.Copy !req
279. What? Brendon,
why would you be
listening to him?Copy !req
280. Heh heh heh heh.
I'm in charge
of lights.Copy !req
281. Because he's got
a good point, you know.Copy !req
282. No, you are messing
with the lights...Copy !req
283. Now here's what I was
trying to achieve.Copy !req
284. What if you just go to
a number four yellow gel,Copy !req
285. with scrims on either side,Copy !req
286. and then fade to black?Copy !req
287. I'm in charge of the lights.Copy !req
288. I see you're arguingCopy !req
289. and you believe
in what you're saying.Copy !req
290. No, I still...
You haven't convinced me.Copy !req
291. Brendon.
Mr. Lynch.Copy !req
292. Stopped by to see
how things are going.Copy !req
293. Things are going smoothly.
Thank you.Copy !req
294. You may move along, if you like.Copy !req
295. Oh, Shannon.
It's nice to see you
participatingCopy !req
296. in a wholesome
extracurricular
activity here.Copy !req
297. Up yours, Padre.Copy !req
298. Shannon, what was that?Copy !req
299. Oh, I'm sorry.
I was just
in character.Copy !req
300. That's part of the play?Copy !req
301. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
302. Let me get out of character.Copy !req
303. Okay, go stuff
yourself, flatfoot.Copy !req
304. Okay, that wasn't
part of the play.
No.Copy !req
305. Well, that's insubordination.Copy !req
306. Duh.
That's another strike
on you, Shannon.Copy !req
307. Two more strikes,
and you'll be in violationCopy !req
308. of my "23 strikes
and you're out" policy.Copy !req
309. Well, is cutting class a strike?Copy !req
310. Well, yes, of course.Copy !req
311. You might want to add
yet another,Copy !req
312. for I did not make it
to Physics today.Copy !req
313. And why not?Copy !req
314. Let's just say
I had a problem
with space and time.Copy !req
315. I'm gonna make
some space on hereCopy !req
316. for another strike for you.Copy !req
317. Shannon, why don't you
sing one of your songs,Copy !req
318. since you haven't
sung anything yet,Copy !req
319. and we open tomorrow night.Copy !req
320. We open tomorrow night?Copy !req
321. Well, then I better
rest my voice.Copy !req
322. Huh.Copy !req
323. Mom!Copy !req
324. Don't come in yet, Brendon.
I want to surprise you.Copy !req
325. I'm almost done.Copy !req
326. Good, good.
Everything okay?Copy !req
327. Yeah, no, it's great.Copy !req
328. Good. Okay, okay,
you can come in now,
but close your eyes.Copy !req
329. Ow!Copy !req
330. You okay?Copy !req
331. Well, no. Yes.Copy !req
332. Open your eyes, Brendon.Copy !req
333. Mom, no, this is wrong.Copy !req
334. It's supposed to
take place in summer.Copy !req
335. You didn't tell me that.Copy !req
336. I said, "Can you
paint a background?"Copy !req
337. You said, "Can you
paint a background,"Copy !req
338. and I painted a beautiful
winter background.Copy !req
339. Listen, Mom,
when somebody says,
"an outdoor background,"Copy !req
340. you don't jump
to the conclusion
that it must be winter...Copy !req
341. Brendon, why don't you
just make it winter?Copy !req
342. Because there's
a cook-out scene,
a Fourth of July scene,Copy !req
343. there's a big independence song.Copy !req
344. What am I supposed
to do about that, huh?Copy !req
345. Okay, okay, all right.
It's okay.Copy !req
346. Don't panic.
I'll just change it.Copy !req
347. From winter to less winter.Copy !req
348. Mom, hurry up,
hurry up, hurry up.Copy !req
349. Almost done.
I think I smell kiwi.Copy !req
350. Does anyone else smell kiwi?Copy !req
351. Melissa, relax.
There's no kiwi
around here.Copy !req
352. No, I made kiwi pie.Copy !req
353. For the scene where
Noodle eats pie.Copy !req
354. You made a kiwi pie?
I can't eat kiwi.Copy !req
355. Who makes kiwi pie?Copy !req
356. What a specific...
Never even heard of it.Copy !req
357. Are you trying to kill me?Copy !req
358. What are you talking about?
I'm allergic to kiwi.Copy !req
359. Don't eat the pie.
Pretend to eat it.Copy !req
360. Don't eat the pie.
Don't eat the pie.Copy !req
361. Brendon, I think there's
something wrong with Lena.Copy !req
362. She's fine.
She'll be fine.Copy !req
363. Shannon's not here yet.Copy !req
364. Shannon's in
the first scene.
I know, Melissa.Copy !req
365. I'm bringing down
the house lights.Copy !req
366. Great. Okay.Copy !req
367. In three...
Still no Shannon.Copy !req
368. I know, Jason, thank you.
Two...Copy !req
369. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
370. I want to wish you all
good luck
one!Copy !req
371. And tell you that
Shannon's been suspended.Copy !req
372. What?
House lights...Copy !req
373. Break a leg.
Down.Copy !req
374. Have a good show.Copy !req
375. You suspended
Shannon. Why?Copy !req
376. Curtain's going up,
Brendon. Unh!Copy !req
377. I received
an anonymous phone callCopy !req
378. accusing Shannon of
defacing school property.Copy !req
379. When I confronted him
with the accusation,
he admitted it.Copy !req
380. Right, okay.
And that was strike 23.Copy !req
381. Okay.Copy !req
382. The punishment is
three days suspension.Copy !req
383. And that goes for
anyone else who misses
the urinal on purpose.Copy !req
384. Okay, okay.
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
385. Okay, okay.
I'll play Malone.
Jason, you play Chip.Copy !req
386. Brendon, the curtain is up.Copy !req
387. Damon, dinner's ready.Copy !req
388. Damon.Copy !req
389. In a minute, Ma.Copy !req
390. I just gotta get
the timing right
on the carburetor.Copy !req
391. You and your engines.Copy !req
392. I think you would've
been happierCopy !req
393. if you were born a car
instead of a boy.Copy !req
394. Hey, what the?Copy !req
395. Sorry!Copy !req
396. Noodles is next.
I know, I know.Copy !req
397. Remember, sing-talk.
I know.Copy !req
398. Someone has to take the ropes.Copy !req
399. Ropes, that's me.Copy !req
400. Oh, my God!
I just ate kiwi!Copy !req
401. I just ate kiwi!Copy !req
402. I just ate kiwi!Copy !req
403. This isn't part of the song!Copy !req
404. I just... Somebody stick me!Copy !req
405. Aah!Copy !req
406. What are you doing?
What are you doing?Copy !req
407. Stop! Not now!
Not now!Copy !req
408. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
409. Backing up.Copy !req
410. So, Lena,Copy !req
411. I don't really know
what to say to you.Copy !req
412. I know I'm your boyfriend.Copy !req
413. My name is Chip.Copy !req
414. Such a nice day.Copy !req
415. Birds are singing,
and the sun is shining.Copy !req
416. It's snowing.
Summer is here.Copy !req
417. Tell her
that you know
she's seeing Malone.Copy !req
418. Oh, yeah. So you're
not seeing Malone.Copy !req
419. No. You know that...
You know that...Copy !req
420. You know.Copy !req
421. You know that... You know that.Copy !req
422. Lena...
No. Shh!Copy !req
423. You know that... You know that.Copy !req
424. No, you know that.Copy !req
425. No, Lena,
you know that.
What?Copy !req
426. No, you know that, not her.Copy !req
427. You know that, not her.
Oops. Sorry, Brendon.Copy !req
428. No, your character.
You know that
she's seeing Malone.Copy !req
429. Oh. I know that
you're seeing Malone,Copy !req
430. the guy Brendon is playing.Copy !req
431. Only I don't care.Copy !req
432. This play is completely
sucking, Brendon.Copy !req
433. Oh, I wouldn't... I... Yeah.Copy !req
434. Do you have any control
of what's going on?Copy !req
435. This is kind of a disaster.Copy !req
436. Like a historic disaster.
Yeah.Copy !req
437. That's good in a way
because you'll be
sort of famousCopy !req
438. for the worst play ever
here at this
elementary school.Copy !req
439. Yeah.Copy !req
440. Junior, you gotta stick me.Copy !req
441. But, Noodle,
I'm on in three minutes.Copy !req
442. I'm gonna die.Copy !req
443. All right, all right, fine.Copy !req
444. Give me the thing
to stick you with.
Oh, boy.Copy !req
445. Okay, okay, come on,
now, now, quick.Copy !req
446. Okay. All right,
here we go. Ready?Copy !req
447. I don't have much time.Copy !req
448. Okay, one, two, and...Copy !req
449. Can I just say that
I have always
liked you a lot.Copy !req
450. Yeah, yeah,
I know you like me.
Let's go.Copy !req
451. Okay. One, and two, and...Copy !req
452. Whoa, whoa, stop it.
Don't stick her
with that thing.Copy !req
453. Mrs. Small, you really
are trying to kill me.Copy !req
454. No, I'm not... Murderer!Copy !req
455. Murderer!Copy !req
456. Murderer!Copy !req
457. Murderer!
Somebody call
the police!Copy !req
458. Melissa,
you didn't eat kiwi.
What?Copy !req
459. I switched the pies.
I went out and got
a different pie.Copy !req
460. So it's not a kiwi pie?Copy !req
461. No, it's key lime pie.
I got a key lime pie.Copy !req
462. Key lime?
Yes.Copy !req
463. You didn't eat kiwi, Melissa.Copy !req
464. Oh. Junior,
you practically
saved my life.Copy !req
465. That's all right.Copy !req
466. Angela, I'm dying here.
Say something, please.Copy !req
467. Please say something.Copy !req
468. Whew!
Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
469. Shannon, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
470. I thought you were suspended.Copy !req
471. This is more important.Copy !req
472. That's the spirit.Copy !req
473. The show must go on.Copy !req
474. Yeah. Besides,Copy !req
475. I want to find out
who ratted me out.Copy !req
476. That's so Malone.Copy !req
477. Brendon.Copy !req
478. Hello, light god.Copy !req
479. What's up?
Oh, Shannon.Copy !req
480. You were suspended.Copy !req
481. I mean, I called the...
Aah... I mean, I squealed...Copy !req
482. Uhh! Heh!Copy !req
483. What I mean is,
you peed on the... ach!Copy !req
484. Hey, welcome back.Copy !req
485. Why, Fenton?
Why?Copy !req
486. Why? Because he was
ruining my play.
That's why.Copy !req
487. Your play?
You're not even in it.Copy !req
488. Yeah, but I'm in charge
of the lights.Copy !req
489. You can't have a play
without lights.Copy !req
490. Because then you don't have
a play with lights.Copy !req
491. Brendon, would you mind terriblyCopy !req
492. excusing us for a little while?Copy !req
493. No, that's not necessary.
No, Brendon.Copy !req
494. Let's go, light god.Copy !req
495. Ach! Aah, heh.Copy !req
496. Help me.Copy !req
497. I'm the...Copy !req
498. light...Copy !req
499. Help! Help!Copy !req
500. Light god.
Help!Copy !req
501. Hello, Junior.Copy !req
502. Hello, Melissa.
I mean, Noodle.Copy !req
503. Heh.
Heh.Copy !req
504. I've never kissed anyone before.Copy !req
505. Me neither.Copy !req
506. Ohh! Oh, boy!Copy !req
507. You stabbed me with your pen!Copy !req
508. What the you do that for?Copy !req
509. I'm sorry.
It was an accident.Copy !req
510. Oh, my God, my heart is racing.Copy !req
511. I didn't mean to.
Ohh! Oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
512. Quick Rick,
you're the best driver
I've ever seen.Copy !req
513. Unh! Hold on. Unh!Copy !req
514. You're the best driver
I've ever seen.Copy !req
515. Come on, damn it.Copy !req
516. Oh, boy.
What's cookin'?Copy !req
517. Roll down the window.Copy !req
518. Hey, Hank.Copy !req
519. Uhh...
What?Copy !req
520. You're young and foolish.Copy !req
521. No one will ever beat...Copy !req
522. I'm older and wiser and...Copy !req
523. No one will ever
beat you, Quick Rick.Copy !req
524. Right. What?Copy !req
525. Roll down the window!Copy !req
526. I can't roll it down.
It's broken.Copy !req
527. Just play the music!Copy !req
528. Gladys!Copy !req
529. Yeah... oops! Okay.Copy !req
530. Yeah.Copy !req
531. Move. Move out,
you two.Copy !req
532. Move out.Copy !req
533. I gotta back up.Copy !req
534. Oh, my God.Copy !req
535. Somebody move that box.Copy !req
536. Oh, this.Copy !req
537. What?
Shh!Copy !req
538. Is that Shannon...
Please.Copy !req
539. Defying my suspension?Copy !req
540. That's not Shannon,
Mr. Lynch.Copy !req
541. That's Malone.Copy !req
542. That's Shannon.
You can tell by his thing.Copy !req
543. He punched me
in the nose.
Who did?Copy !req
544. Fenton.
Uhh...Copy !req
545. Me did.
I punched myself.Copy !req
546. It's a lighting thing.Copy !req
547. Brendon.Copy !req
548. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what?Copy !req
549. There's, like, five scenes leftCopy !req
550. in this play.Copy !req
551. There are?
Yeah.Copy !req
552. Oh, man.Copy !req
553. Sort of breaks
the flow of the playCopy !req
554. when all the actors bow
and say good night.Copy !req
555. You know what,
let's let it
just be finished.Copy !req
556. All right.
I see your point.
Yeah.Copy !req
557. Brendon, I'd like
to get home this week.Copy !req
558. Hey, listen,
I didn't ask you
to drive off the stage.Copy !req
559. If you hadn't
talked me into being
in your stupid play,Copy !req
560. I wouldn't have
driven my car off.Copy !req
561. You're blaming me
for you driving
off the stage?Copy !req
562. Yes, I am blaming you.
Great. Fantastic.Copy !req
563. Fantastic to you.Copy !req
564. Hey, Brendon, I just
wanted to thank youCopy !req
565. for the opportunity to perform.Copy !req
566. I really enjoyed it.Copy !req
567. Good. Yeah, great.
Glad you enjoyed it.Copy !req
568. I had a horrible time.
Glad I could help you out.Copy !req
569. You guys wanna race?Copy !req
570. Brendon, let's do it.
Let's beat him.Copy !req
571. Unh! Unh!Copy !req
572. Well, he's gone.
I think we lost.Copy !req
573. That was totally embarrassing.Copy !req
574. Closed-captioned by
J.R. Media Services, Inc.
Burbank, CACopy !req