1. Coach, can you sign
this get-well card?Copy !req
2. Not right now, Melissa.Copy !req
3. It's for Brendon.Copy !req
4. What's the matter?
Is he sick?Copy !req
5. No, his knee.Copy !req
6. Remember, last week
he twisted his knee,Copy !req
7. you told him to walk it off
and he collapsed in pain?Copy !req
8. Oh yeah, that was funny.
Now he's laid up,Copy !req
9. and it'd be nice to bring
him a get-well card.Copy !req
10. That is nice.
Will you sign it?Copy !req
11. No, I'm reading.
What are you reading?Copy !req
12. I'm reading a pamphlet.Copy !req
13. Can't you put it down
for two seconds?Copy !req
14. No, it's important.Copy !req
15. What is it?Copy !req
16. I'm getting my doctorate.Copy !req
17. Really?Copy !req
18. In the art of bartending,
or what they call mixology.Copy !req
19. It's not as easy as you think.Copy !req
20. Lot of training goes into that.Copy !req
21. How long is the course?Copy !req
22. It's two nights.Copy !req
23. Wow.Copy !req
24. Yeah, but you get a degree.Copy !req
25. It's not really a degree as
much as it is a certificate,Copy !req
26. but it's authenticated by
the government or something.Copy !req
27. Are you gonna quit soccer?Copy !req
28. Well, I mean, eventually.
Does that make you sad?Copy !req
29. A little bit.Copy !req
30. Really?
Yeah?Copy !req
31. You like this?Copy !req
32. Hmm. Could you just
sign the card?Copy !req
33. Um, yeah. Fine.
Let me see it.Copy !req
34. "Dear Brendon..."Copy !req
35. What do you usually
write, "Get well?"Copy !req
36. Yeah, "Get well soon,"
"Hope you feel better."Copy !req
37. "What's up, idiot?"Copy !req
38. "Love... "not "love."Copy !req
39. Don't scribble it out.
It'll look messy.Copy !req
40. What do I write
in place of that?Copy !req
41. Keep "love."
It's all right.Copy !req
42. "Lone." I'll
put "lone."Copy !req
43. Okay.
"Lone, Coach McGuirk."Copy !req
44. Okay. Thanks, Coach.Copy !req
45. I'm not done yet.
I know, but...Copy !req
46. "P.S. Going to
bartending school,Copy !req
47. "so when you get old enoughCopy !req
48. "come by my bar, buddy.Copy !req
49. Love..."Copy !req
50. Oh, damnit.
Thanks, Coach.Copy !req
51. Hey, Brendon.Copy !req
52. It's Melissa.
What? Oh, hey.
Hey, guys.Copy !req
53. And Jason.
Hi, Brendon.Copy !req
54. How are you
feeling today?
Thanks for coming over.Copy !req
55. I have your homework.
Should I put it in the pile?Copy !req
56. Oh, mm-hm.Copy !req
57. I brought you a card.Copy !req
58. Really?Copy !req
59. I got the whole team to sign it.Copy !req
60. I'm not on the team
but I signed it.Copy !req
61. Let me see this thing.Copy !req
62. See a couple of names.
McGuirk, long-winded thing,
not reading it.Copy !req
63. "Happy Birthday,
from Jeremy."Copy !req
64. Does he think it's my birthday?Copy !req
65. Not everyone remembered
that you hurt your knee.Copy !req
66. I hurt it pretty bad.
I nearly cried.Copy !req
67. I'd say, pretty close to nearly.Copy !req
68. Shh!Copy !req
69. I brought you something too.Copy !req
70. What's that?Copy !req
71. That's my dad's beard trimmer.Copy !req
72. Thanks.Copy !req
73. He doesn't use it anymore
and it's in a nice case.Copy !req
74. I thought it'd make
a nice gift for you.Copy !req
75. Yeah, mm-hm.Copy !req
76. Oh, boy.Copy !req
77. Should we talk about
the movie, Brendon?Copy !req
78. Yes.
Would you like us to get
you anything to drink?Copy !req
79. Do you want me to call someone,
like your mom or a doctor?Copy !req
80. Or a hospital?
No, I'm fine.
I'm fine.Copy !req
81. You're shivering.
Does anyone
check on you?Copy !req
82. I really have to go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
83. Like a halfway house here.
Where's your mom?Copy !req
84. I cried wolf a few
too many timesCopy !req
85. and she took my bell away.Copy !req
86. I'm gonna crack the window,
get a little circulation.Copy !req
87. Yeah, it's a little
stuffy in here.Copy !req
88. Wheow.Copy !req
89. What did you just say?Copy !req
90. Did you just say "wheow"?Copy !req
91. Wheow. Wheow.Copy !req
92. What does that mean?Copy !req
93. It's my new saying
that I invented.
You like it?Copy !req
94. Not really.Copy !req
95. A lot of people of do.Copy !req
96. Oh, oh!
I know, I know.Copy !req
97. Right here!
Right here's perfect!Copy !req
98. What?
We shoot the whole movie
here in the bedroom.Copy !req
99. That solves all the problems.Copy !req
100. It's not a great idea, Brendon.Copy !req
101. How are we going to shoot a filmCopy !req
102. about a talking horse
in your bedroom?
That's crazy.Copy !req
103. Wait... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Did you just call me crazy?Copy !req
104. Yeah.Copy !req
105. So, remember, we
use colored water
to make drinksCopy !req
106. because it's a heck of a lot
cheaper than using real booze.Copy !req
107. Oh, that's horrible.
Where's the real booze?Copy !req
108. I guess you weren't listening.Copy !req
109. We don't use real alcohol yet.Copy !req
110. Huh.Copy !req
111. Mind if I...?Copy !req
112. No, go ahead.
Teach me, Teach.Copy !req
113. Let me introduce you to
somebody that I've known
for quite a long time.Copy !req
114. Folks, say hello to R.O.B.Copy !req
115. What's R.O.B.?
It's the Rules
of Bartending.Copy !req
116. The first rule
of bartending is this.Copy !req
117. "G.B.T.B."
"Go Beyond the Book."Copy !req
118. Go beyond the book!Copy !req
119. See these books you bought?Copy !req
120. Get rid of 'em.
Throw 'em out.Copy !req
121. You made us buy 'em.Copy !req
122. You're not gonna need it.Copy !req
123. It was $45 for the book.Copy !req
124. What do you mean,
"Throw it out?"Copy !req
125. Second rule is "A.F.A."Copy !req
126. What's that?Copy !req
127. Hold on, let me get the book.Copy !req
128. A.F.A. That's not
right. Hold on.Copy !req
129. I have a question, sir.Copy !req
130. Yes?Copy !req
131. I have a question.
How do you make
a Manhattan?Copy !req
132. Manhattan?
Yeah.Copy !req
133. We're gonna get
to that later on,Copy !req
134. because this class here
is not about mixing drinks.Copy !req
135. Any old Joe could put
a Manhattan together.Copy !req
136. What you're gonna
do is making something
more than drinks.Copy !req
137. Right, but what are
the ingredientsCopy !req
138. that you put in a Manhattan?Copy !req
139. You're gonna learn
that later on.Copy !req
140. Do we eventually get
another teacher?Copy !req
141. Are you here for the day
or are you the whole class?Copy !req
142. I'm afraid we're
stuck with each other.Copy !req
143. Let me backtrack.
I paid $145 for this
two-day seminar.Copy !req
144. Yes. Um-hmm.Copy !req
145. Can I get my money back?Copy !req
146. Hold on...Copy !req
147. No.Copy !req
148. Is that your wife?Copy !req
149. What the hell's going on?Copy !req
150. Yikes!Copy !req
151. Good morning, Brendon.
Breakfast.Copy !req
152. Thank you, Mom.Copy !req
153. How's the knee?Copy !req
154. Terrific. I think
something weird happenedCopy !req
155. over there at the new
neighbors' last night.Copy !req
156. I don't know what
it was but I saw
something strange.Copy !req
157. What are you talking about?Copy !req
158. I was looking out
the window and...
Brendon!Copy !req
159. And something weird
was going on.Copy !req
160. Don't be looking in
other people's windows!Copy !req
161. That's not polite.Copy !req
162. He didn't see me.Copy !req
163. Especially when they're just
moving into the neighborhood.Copy !req
164. What are they gonna
think about us?Copy !req
165. "We better watch our step.
These people are watching us."Copy !req
166. You shouldn't spy on people.
You wouldn't want someone
looking over at you.Copy !req
167. Well, I like attention.Copy !req
168. Okay, give me the binoculars.Copy !req
169. No, they're mine.Copy !req
170. They're not even good.
They hardly work.Copy !req
171. Hey!Copy !req
172. You need to get
out of this room.Copy !req
173. I'm going to the grocery store
later. You should come.Copy !req
174. It's just your knee. You can
get out for an hour or so.Copy !req
175. No, no.
You can ride in
that little basket.Copy !req
176. I'm all set.
I'll carry you
like a little doll.Copy !req
177. As tempting and embarrassing
as that sounds, no thank you.Copy !req
178. Eat your breakfast and
stop looking in other
people's windows, okay?Copy !req
179. Bah.Copy !req
180. Do some homework.Copy !req
181. I will. I'm totally
almost going to.Copy !req
182. Perfect. I'll see you
when I get back.Copy !req
183. Excuse me. Could you
help me, ma'am?Copy !req
184. I can't, for the life of me,
locate the parmesan cheese.Copy !req
185. Oh, yeah, the shakey cheese.Copy !req
186. "The shakey cheese."Copy !req
187. I have kids. We call it
"the shakey cheese."Copy !req
188. How wonderful.Copy !req
189. I think it's in the spice aisle.Copy !req
190. "Spice aisle,"
which would be...?Copy !req
191. Aisle number seven.Copy !req
192. It's got cinnamon and sugar
in the teddy bear.Copy !req
193. Josie loves that.Copy !req
194. Yes. Well, you seem to be
quite a colorful character.Copy !req
195. Raymond Burley.Copy !req
196. Oh. Paula Small.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
197. Wait a minute.
Forgive me, but I thinkCopy !req
198. I moved in behind your house.Copy !req
199. Oh, yeah. Hi.
You're... Of course.Copy !req
200. Yeah, no, I heard
the new... Well, welcome
to the neighborhood.Copy !req
201. Paula!
Oh. Hey, John.Copy !req
202. Hey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
203. You need some help?Copy !req
204. Me?
You want a basket?Copy !req
205. No, baskets are for wusses.Copy !req
206. Ah, machismo. Last gasp
of the Neanderthal.Copy !req
207. Raymond Burley.Copy !req
208. Geez, watch your feet.Copy !req
209. John, this is my
new neighbor Raymond.Copy !req
210. Clean-up on aisle two.Copy !req
211. Raymond just moved
into the neighborhood.Copy !req
212. Raymond, this is John McGuirk.Copy !req
213. Nice to meet you, John.Copy !req
214. Welcome to the neighborhood.
Ray, you drink?Copy !req
215. Occasionally.Copy !req
216. I'm gonna be a bartender,
gonna open my own bar.Copy !req
217. So, you know, buying some stuff.Copy !req
218. Well, maybe we'll have like
a mixer in the neighborhood.Copy !req
219. Yeah, that sounds like fun.
I'd bartend your mixer.Copy !req
220. Oh.Copy !req
221. So, anyway...
This is
pleasantly awkward.Copy !req
222. Woops. Sorry.Copy !req
223. Hey, Brendon...Copy !req
224. Brendon, what... Brendon!Copy !req
225. What?
What do you think?Copy !req
226. Wanna know what I think?Copy !req
227. I think there's been a murder.Copy !req
228. A murder? Wheow.Copy !req
229. What are you talking about?Copy !req
230. Last night, I'm pretty
sure I saw an argument
and there was a tussle.Copy !req
231. A tussle?
A tussle.Copy !req
232. What is a tussle?Copy !req
233. I think my new neighbor
killed his wife.Copy !req
234. This is silly. You
don't have any proof.Copy !req
235. Did you say "poof?"
"Proof!"Copy !req
236. Wheow!Copy !req
237. The whole "wheow" thing,
it's getting annoying.Copy !req
238. The "poof" thing is
a little annoying too.Copy !req
239. Wheow.
I said "proof."Copy !req
240. Clean out your ears.
Clean out your mouth.Copy !req
241. Clean up your attitude.Copy !req
242. Oh, Brendon?
Yeah?Copy !req
243. My dad wants his
beard trimmer back.Copy !req
244. All right, here we go.Copy !req
245. What do I need a stupid
bartending school for?Copy !req
246. I can teach myself right here.Copy !req
247. Let's see who drops into
McGuirk's bar tonight.Copy !req
248. Judy. Cute. Waiting for
her roommate, Alicia.Copy !req
249. All right, let's do it.Copy !req
250. Welcome to McGuirk's.
What can I... Woops.Copy !req
251. Girls, what can I get you?Copy !req
252. Sex on the Beach?Copy !req
253. I'll have that too,
but the real one.Copy !req
254. You name the beach
and I'll have sex on it.Copy !req
255. Sex on the Beach
coming right up.Copy !req
256. Just give me a minute here.Copy !req
257. Sex on the Beach.Copy !req
258. "Sex on Ice. Sex on the
Driveway. Sex on the Beach."Copy !req
259. Vodka. I was right.Copy !req
260. Vodka. So what do you
do for a living?Copy !req
261. Stripper!Copy !req
262. Wow, that must be tough work.Copy !req
263. God, I'm drunk.Copy !req
264. All right, here you go.Copy !req
265. Give it a try.Copy !req
266. That's awful.Copy !req
267. Oh my God, I screwed it up.Copy !req
268. Oh, your roommate's
here. Alicia.Copy !req
269. Nice to meet ya, Aleetcha.Copy !req
270. What are you drinking?
Something easy, I hope.Copy !req
271. A Kamikaze.Copy !req
272. All right, can do that.Copy !req
273. You two talk amongst
yourselves and one
kamikaze is coming up.Copy !req
274. Ooh, my God.Copy !req
275. Let me make you
a specialty of the house.Copy !req
276. How about that?Copy !req
277. Some of my own ideas.Copy !req
278. That's the
"Yeast Infection,"
rum and milk.Copy !req
279. Or make you a "Dirty Frenchman,"Copy !req
280. wine with olive juice.Copy !req
281. What are you doing?Copy !req
282. Who moves furniture
at 3:00 in the morning?Copy !req
283. Wheow.Copy !req
284. Did I just say "wheow"?Copy !req
285. Huh. Huh, huh.
Let's do another drink.Copy !req
286. Pour some whiskey...Copy !req
287. What's left in here?Copy !req
288. Mustard.Copy !req
289. Add a little iceCopy !req
290. and some milkCopy !req
291. and some parsley.Copy !req
292. There's a pimento on the floor.Copy !req
293. Boom!Copy !req
294. Suck it down.Copy !req
295. That's good.Copy !req
296. It's the hot mustard.Copy !req
297. If what I think I saw last
night is still what I think,Copy !req
298. in that trunk I think
there might be a body.Copy !req
299. So, the person you think
he might've murderedCopy !req
300. is maybe in the trunk you
think you saw him moving?Copy !req
301. Is there anything you saw
that doesn't have "think"
in front of it?Copy !req
302. I don't think so.Copy !req
303. So there may not be
a trunk, a murder or a guy.Copy !req
304. Hold on, let me clarify.
I think there may not be.Copy !req
305. That answer your question?Copy !req
306. I don't remember what
my question was.
Not really.Copy !req
307. His car is gone.
He left.Copy !req
308. There's nobody there.Copy !req
309. If I can only sneak over thereCopy !req
310. and see what's
inside that trunk,Copy !req
311. then we would answer
all these questions.Copy !req
312. About this possible murder.Copy !req
313. About this definite
possible murder.Copy !req
314. That you maybe saw.Copy !req
315. That I maybe think I saw.Copy !req
316. So, do you have to go over now?Copy !req
317. I'd love to go, but my knee.Copy !req
318. Right, and you have
a horse costume on.Copy !req
319. I'll go.Copy !req
320. Jason, come
with me.
What?Copy !req
321. No, no.
Okay, it's settled.
You two go.Copy !req
322. I can't.
We'll set up
a signal.Copy !req
323. If the guy comes back,
I'll pull the shade down,
like this.Copy !req
324. Ow. Ow. Ow.Copy !req
325. That's reassuring.Copy !req
326. Okay, look around, Melissa.
Where's Jason?Copy !req
327. Don't goof off, guys.
Come on, find the trunk.Copy !req
328. Find the trunk.
Where's Jason?
Where's Jason?Copy !req
329. What are you doing over here?Copy !req
330. You're supposed
to be with Melissa.Copy !req
331. Want a rice cake?
No.Copy !req
332. You're supposed to be
in there with Melissa.Copy !req
333. I went downstairs.
I told you I wasn't going.Copy !req
334. I don't blame you.Copy !req
335. I can't believe
she's in there, huh?Copy !req
336. She's crazy.
She's gonna get arrested.Copy !req
337. I told her not to go.
And I told her to go.Copy !req
338. - Women.
- Women.Copy !req
339. Oh, no! He's back!Copy !req
340. Wheow. Let's give
her the signal.Copy !req
341. Oh, dear.Copy !req
342. Wheow, wheow!Copy !req
343. Wheow, wheow!Copy !req
344. What are you doing?
The signal.Copy !req
345. Why are you doing it at me?Copy !req
346. 'Cause she's all
the way down there.Copy !req
347. Wheow!Copy !req
348. Wheow!Copy !req
349. Wheow! Wheow!Copy !req
350. Oh, boy.
What's she doing?Copy !req
351. I think she's learning to fly.Copy !req
352. Why is she flapping her...Copy !req
353. Hello?Copy !req
354. What happened to the signal?Copy !req
355. Brendon, he's gonna kill me!Copy !req
356. He's gonna kill me!Copy !req
357. Uh-oh.Copy !req
358. This isn't going well.Copy !req
359. He hears her.
I can't watch.Copy !req
360. He's in the room!Copy !req
361. I don't want to hear.
La la la la la la la.Copy !req
362. She got out! Yay!
All right, Melissa!Copy !req
363. Okay, ouch. That's
a little tight.
Sorry.Copy !req
364. I'm not saying it's bad,
it's just a little tight.Copy !req
365. I thought we were...
It's fine.Copy !req
366. Ow!Copy !req
367. You're supposed to be
pulling the thorns out.Copy !req
368. I thought you
pushed them through.Copy !req
369. Melissa, you are awesome.
Were you scared in there?Copy !req
370. No, not a whole lot.Copy !req
371. You looked scared
when you called and
you were screaming.Copy !req
372. Where did I look scared from,
from the safety of your home?Copy !req
373. You looked terrified.Copy !req
374. That was the last
time I thought I'd
ever talk to you.Copy !req
375. Oh, no.
What?Copy !req
376. My cell phone.
Where's my cell phone?Copy !req
377. Oh, no!Copy !req
378. It's on the windowsill.Copy !req
379. Hey, kids, we have a guest
for dinner tonight.Copy !req
380. I'm sorry about
the rude reception.Copy !req
381. Quite all right, Paula.Copy !req
382. Sometimes my kids just... Kids!Copy !req
383. Well, Brendon's mine
and these are his friends.Copy !req
384. Yes.
Well, anyway.Copy !req
385. So, let's say
dinner at 6:00?Copy !req
386. Splendid. Six it is.
I insist on bringing
the wine.Copy !req
387. Fine.Copy !req
388. I happen to know
a killer cabernet.Copy !req
389. Oh, sounds great.Copy !req
390. Excellent.
Okay.Copy !req
391. I'll let myself out.Copy !req
392. All right.
Ciao, ciao.Copy !req
393. Bye-bye.Copy !req
394. Are you crazy?
He's a murderer!Copy !req
395. What?Copy !req
396. You invited him in,
so he can't be stopped.Copy !req
397. You're thinking
of a vampire, Jason.Copy !req
398. Or a Jehovah's Witness.
Or both.Copy !req
399. Whatever.
He's a murderer.Copy !req
400. I'm sorry to interrupt,Copy !req
401. but how rude of me
to presume red.Copy !req
402. Is red wine okay, Paula?Copy !req
403. No, it's perfect.Copy !req
404. I do also know
a chardonnay that
is to die for.Copy !req
405. Oh, no, red's fine.
I'm making lasagna.Copy !req
406. Well, then,
splendid fit.
Lasagna, red.Copy !req
407. Okay.Copy !req
408. Au revoir.Copy !req
409. He's a murderer, Mom.
He killed his wife.Copy !req
410. Me again.Copy !req
411. Killer house, by the way, Paula.Copy !req
412. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
413. Absolutely murderous.Copy !req
414. Yes, thank you very much.Copy !req
415. Yes. Ta ta.Copy !req
416. Ta ta.
Tally-ho.Copy !req
417. Don't be ridiculous, Brendon.
He's not a murderer.Copy !req
418. He's new in town, been
married seven years.Copy !req
419. He's a professor,
for crying out loud.Copy !req
420. Where's his wife now?Copy !req
421. She's in Greece.Copy !req
422. Probably up to her neck in it.Copy !req
423. She's Greek. Her family
lives in Greece.Copy !req
424. She's arriving in
a couple of days.Copy !req
425. If you were married to
someone for seven years,Copy !req
426. wouldn't you have their
picture on your night table?Copy !req
427. Well, you know, just my opinion,Copy !req
428. but some Greek women,
they're not that attractive,Copy !req
429. with the facial hair and all.Copy !req
430. He doesn't have any pictures.Copy !req
431. I'm Greek.Copy !req
432. How do you know?Copy !req
433. I'm just guessing.Copy !req
434. Did you sneak into his house?Copy !req
435. "Sneak" is such a strong word.Copy !req
436. Are you kids out of your minds?Copy !req
437. What were you thinking?Copy !req
438. Mom, cancel the dinner, please!Copy !req
439. Please, Mrs. Small,
you have to cancel.Copy !req
440. Still a little stung
about the Greek thing.Copy !req
441. I am not canceling the dinner.Copy !req
442. You kids are gonna
have to stop spyingCopy !req
443. and calm down and stop
being so ridiculous.Copy !req
444. By the way, Coach
McGuirk's coming too.Copy !req
445. Coach Mc...
Really? Why?Copy !req
446. He wants to be our bartender.Copy !req
447. When Burley comes
over for dinner,Copy !req
448. I'm gonna go and get
my cell phone,Copy !req
449. but you guys have to make sureCopy !req
450. he doesn't leave
until I get back.Copy !req
451. If he wants to leave,
there's no way
we can stop him.Copy !req
452. I just said you have to!Copy !req
453. I understand, but if
he wants to leave...Copy !req
454. We won't let him leave
until you come back.Copy !req
455. Thank you.Copy !req
456. Unless he wants to.Copy !req
457. Make sure he doesn't
leave until I get back.Copy !req
458. Listen, can we
finish this scene?Copy !req
459. Breathing's not
easy in this thing.Copy !req
460. I don't know how
horses do it. Action!Copy !req
461. I just... I can't.
I mean, I will someday,
but not now.Copy !req
462. There's an old saying, Jenny,Copy !req
463. that if you fall off a horse,
you should get right back on,Copy !req
464. and I think it applies to youCopy !req
465. because you really
and truly fell off a horse.Copy !req
466. I know, but...Copy !req
467. You're scared.
I understand.Copy !req
468. Quit it.
I can't breathe.
Talk faster.Copy !req
469. He said he was jealous.Copy !req
470. That's why he threw
me off yesterday.Copy !req
471. I can't breathe.
Your horse...Copy !req
472. Yes, yes, yes.
My horse can talk.Copy !req
473. He's driving me crazy.
Can't breathe.Copy !req
474. Are you beating that thing?Copy !req
475. Your mom tells me
you kids think your
neighbor killed someone.Copy !req
476. Oh, yeah.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
477. I love it.Copy !req
478. Who needs a refill?
Anybody? I'm open.Copy !req
479. I'll have a little more wine.Copy !req
480. All right. Step up.Copy !req
481. Red or white?Copy !req
482. The red's fi...
Or do you want a mix?Copy !req
483. Yeah, that's good.Copy !req
484. Give ya a red-white mix.
Perfect.Copy !req
485. You want ice in that?
No, just wine is good.Copy !req
486. Throw an orange wedge
in that. There's a stick.Copy !req
487. You learned a lot
at school, Coach.Copy !req
488. Yeah. Anybody else?Copy !req
489. How's your meal?Copy !req
490. Of course, my internal
clock has been way off,Copy !req
491. and I've been waking up
at ungodly hours.Copy !req
492. Then, of course, I hate my wife.Copy !req
493. Does it show?Copy !req
494. Nope.Copy !req
495. I work a lot and she doesn't.Copy !req
496. She nit-picks,
pecking away at meCopy !req
497. with that shrill voice.Copy !req
498. Brendon, why don't you go
get a drink from the bar?Copy !req
499. Um, okay.Copy !req
500. I guess the only thing I have
left really is my hobbies.Copy !req
501. If it weren't for them,
I think I would perish.Copy !req
502. He killed her, definitely.Copy !req
503. I'm going over there to
get my cell phone back.Copy !req
504. Make sure he doesn't
leave until I get back.Copy !req
505. You mean, Coach?
No, Burley.Copy !req
506. Hey, everyone. I have
to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
507. This could be a while.
Don't wait for me.Copy !req
508. That was good.Copy !req
509. So, kill anyone lately?Copy !req
510. Pardon me?Copy !req
511. Nothing.
What'll ya have?Copy !req
512. I'll have a Sex on the Beach.Copy !req
513. Give that a whirl.Copy !req
514. Oh, no. Really?Copy !req
515. Um, that one... That one's tough.Copy !req
516. How about a beer?Copy !req
517. Sex on the Beach,
bartender. Please.Copy !req
518. All right, coming up.Copy !req
519. I believe this is a beer.Copy !req
520. No, that's a Sex on the Beach.Copy !req
521. But it's a beer.Copy !req
522. It's a Sex on the Beach.Copy !req
523. But I'm tasting it.
It's a beer.Copy !req
524. Well, you're wrong.
I'm a bartender.Copy !req
525. I think I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
526. Sex on the Beach.Copy !req
527. I'll make you another one
if you don't like that one.Copy !req
528. Let me see it.
Thank you.Copy !req
529. There we go.Copy !req
530. Another Sex on the Beach.Copy !req
531. Sir, I saw you open
a can of beerCopy !req
532. and pour it into a glass
and put ice cubes in it.Copy !req
533. And then an umbrella.
That is not
Sex on the Beach.Copy !req
534. I implore you, make me
a Sex on the Beach.Copy !req
535. All right. Send it back,
I'll make you another one.Copy !req
536. It's a big waste
of Sex on the Beach.Copy !req
537. Sir?Copy !req
538. The trunk.Copy !req
539. Now I guess I will leave.Copy !req
540. Wonderful dinner, Paula.
Nice to meet
your dirty children.Copy !req
541. Did you really like it?
No.Copy !req
542. Oh.
Good night.Copy !req
543. Jason, Melissa's not
back yet. We can't
let him leave.Copy !req
544. But if he wants
to leave, we can't...Copy !req
545. We need a plan to
keep him here, okay?Copy !req
546. Let's...
Let's think of something.
Come on.Copy !req
547. Let's kill him.
Okay. No. Then we'll be
no better than him.Copy !req
548. Let's grab onto his legs.
That's a little obvious.Copy !req
549. What are you doing?
Nothing. Just relax.Copy !req
550. If you don't mind,
I'm trying to leave.Copy !req
551. That's okay. Don't
worry about it.Copy !req
552. Yeah, it's cool.
Hey, Brendon.Copy !req
553. Hey, Jason.
What are you doing
over there?Copy !req
554. Hanging out.
Um, Paula...Copy !req
555. Open. Come on,
ya damn trunk.Copy !req
556. Please, I must go.Copy !req
557. What? Come on. We're
just having fun.Copy !req
558. Yeah, we're kids.
Right.Copy !req
559. We're having fun.
Pretend to be our dad.Copy !req
560. Yeah, pretend to be our dad.
I don't want to...Copy !req
561. Come on! Pretend
to be our dad.Copy !req
562. Be our dad for a second.
We haven't seen you
in a long time.Copy !req
563. That's coming from my house.Copy !req
564. Take that, you stupid...Copy !req
565. Good God.
Melissa, stop it.Copy !req
566. Melissa, what happened here?Copy !req
567. I'm sorry. I thought
it was your wife's
dead head.Copy !req
568. Shim-sham.
Why are you beating it up?Copy !req
569. Good point.
Raymond, I'm so sorry
about all the trouble.Copy !req
570. They're kids.
They thought you
murdered your wife.Copy !req
571. You people are crazy.Copy !req
572. I'm calling the police
and having you all arrested.Copy !req
573. Let me get this straight.
You're a ventriloquist?Copy !req
574. My name is Shim-sham.
What's yours?Copy !req
575. Brendon. But your lips
are moving.Copy !req
576. Shim-sham, now's not the time.Copy !req
577. But I wanna do a show!Copy !req
578. We're not doing
a show now, Shim-sham.Copy !req
579. You're an idiot!Copy !req
580. - Shim-sham, please don't...
- You don't!Copy !req
581. - Shim-sh...
- Shim-sham!Copy !req
582. - Shim-sham, ple...
- Shim-shample...Copy !req
583. We live next to
a ventriloquist.
This is amazing!Copy !req
584. Brendon, we have to go home.Copy !req
585. I'm gonna be here
every day,
watching him.Copy !req
586. Hey, kid, where you from?
I'm from right next door.Copy !req
587. - Okay, let's go, kids.
- Ooh, that must be great.Copy !req
588. Okay, Ray...
Shim-sham, please,
he's just a young boy.Copy !req
589. - Don't yell at him.
- I'm not a dummy.Copy !req
590. - What?
- You're the dummy.Copy !req
591. I'm not a dummy.
You're a dummy.Copy !req
592. This guy's a real ass.Copy !req
593. It's not me.
It's Shim-sham.Copy !req
594. - Get back in the box.
- You get in the box.Copy !req
595. - Get in the box!
- You get in the box.Copy !req
596. - No, you get in the box.
- No, you get...Copy !req
597. Closed-Captioned by
J.R. Media Services, Inc.
Burbank, CACopy !req