1. Whoo!Copy !req
2. Whoo!Copy !req
3. Come, Cloud Chaser,
come with us.Copy !req
4. It is time for you to cry-walk.Copy !req
5. No, you know what, I'm fine.Copy !req
6. I'm gonna stay here,
hang out. Thanks.Copy !req
7. Also, stop calling me
Cloud Chaser.Copy !req
8. You must follow us
as we cry and man-hug
through the forest.Copy !req
9. Yes, Cloud Chaser,Copy !req
10. it is our man-destiny
to cry-walk,Copy !req
11. so that we may be
in touch with our true
man-emotional man-self.Copy !req
12. We will walk through the forest,Copy !req
13. and we will look
at the treetops,
and we will cry.Copy !req
14. We'll play the drums.Copy !req
15. Right. Look, you guys
advertised thisCopy !req
16. as some free camping trip.Copy !req
17. Where's Gary?Copy !req
18. My name is Feather Nest.Copy !req
19. You didn't tell me
there was hugging.Copy !req
20. You said this was
a camping trip of guys.Copy !req
21. I thought there was
gonna be hunting, too.
Where are the guns?Copy !req
22. We have no guns.Copy !req
23. We are hunting
for the man inside.Copy !req
24. You said there'd be beer,
and there was.Copy !req
25. Now there isn't,
so I'm gonna leave.Copy !req
26. No. We believe it is
best that you stay.Copy !req
27. No, this just isn't up my alley.Copy !req
28. But, Cloud Chaser...
Cloud Chaser...Copy !req
29. Look, I'm not joking.Copy !req
30. I don't like
the name Cloud Chaser.Copy !req
31. I really don't like it.Copy !req
32. You're in danger.Copy !req
33. Danger of what?Copy !req
34. You're in denial.Copy !req
35. You are in denial.Copy !req
36. He's in denial.
He's in denial.Copy !req
37. I'm not denying,
I just don't like it here.Copy !req
38. Cloud Chaser,
do not deny yourself
of the emotional...Copy !req
39. No, to me, this
doesn't get better.Copy !req
40. All right?
I've had my fun here.Copy !req
41. I'm leaving.
I don't cry-walk,Copy !req
42. and I don't like the nicknames.Copy !req
43. All those in favor for
a man-vote, say "Aye".Copy !req
44. Aye.Copy !req
45. All those in favor
of Cloud Chaser taking
the cry-walk, say "Man."Copy !req
46. Man.Copy !req
47. We have taken a man-vote.Copy !req
48. We have a mandate.Copy !req
49. Guys, I'm serious.
Somebody call the van.Copy !req
50. Cloud Chaser, we think
of you as a friend.Copy !req
51. May I touch you?Copy !req
52. No touch... no.
Touch him.Copy !req
53. Don't... don't touch.Copy !req
54. It is very important.
It is good.Copy !req
55. You don't touch Cloud Chaser.Copy !req
56. Take my hand.
No. Who's rubbing
my back?Copy !req
57. It is time for a man-hug.Copy !req
58. No, no, I'm not man-hugging.Copy !req
59. Men, join me.Copy !req
60. I don't even hug women.Copy !req
61. Man-hug! Man-hug!Copy !req
62. Get back!
Hug, hug, hug, hug!Copy !req
63. Don't come any closer!Copy !req
64. Hug, hug, hug, hug!
I'm serious!Copy !req
65. Hug, hug, hug, hug!Copy !req
66. Oh, my God!Copy !req
67. After him.
No!Copy !req
68. Ugh!Copy !req
69. You guys, it is so hot.Copy !req
70. Man, camp is really hot.Copy !req
71. It's like an oven.Copy !req
72. I feel like I'm gonna melt.Copy !req
73. I know, I know.Copy !req
74. I have high hopes
for this place.Copy !req
75. This is gonna be The Summer.Copy !req
76. The Summer.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
77. What, the one where
you get sun poisoning?Copy !req
78. Maybe, but also
the one where
I come out of my shell.Copy !req
79. Like in
the camping movies.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
80. Where somebody takes me
under their wing
and spends time with me,Copy !req
81. and I set out as an underdog
and I win a race or something.Copy !req
82. Brendon, can we come
out of our shells, too?Copy !req
83. Sure.
Me, too?Copy !req
84. Yes, why not?Copy !req
85. Let's get our bags
and go to our bunks.Copy !req
86. What bags?
What bags?Copy !req
87. Don't you guys have suitcases?Copy !req
88. Suitcases?Copy !req
89. Who has fancy suitcases?Copy !req
90. What are we,
millionaires?
Right.Copy !req
91. No, smartasses,
didn't you pack
any clothes?Copy !req
92. No. Nope.
No. Nope.Copy !req
93. Should we have?Copy !req
94. We're gonna be here for a week.Copy !req
95. What'll you do for clothes?Copy !req
96. We're gonna be here for a week?Copy !req
97. What do you mean?Copy !req
98. I thought this was day camp.Copy !req
99. Jason, it's sleepover.Copy !req
100. Seriously?
Yeah.Copy !req
101. For a week?
For a week.Copy !req
102. Oh. Oh, boy.
Change of plans.Copy !req
103. Hey, look, it's Dwayne.Copy !req
104. Dwayne, are you going
to camp here, too?Copy !req
105. No, we're junior counselors.Copy !req
106. This is Mike and this is Miguel.Copy !req
107. Hi.
How's it going?Copy !req
108. We're gonna be
your music counselors.Copy !req
109. Awesome. Cool.Copy !req
110. Hey, we just drew names
for camp troops.Copy !req
111. You guys are
in Rabbit Troop.
That's us.Copy !req
112. Rabbit Troop?
Rabbit Troop?Copy !req
113. Rabbit Troop's the best troop.Copy !req
114. That sounds cool, Rabbit Troop.Copy !req
115. Yeah, it's the best one.
Trust us.Copy !req
116. Welcome, everyone,
to Camp Campingston Falls.Copy !req
117. America's premiere
performing arts camp.Copy !req
118. And please enjoy
the following selectionCopy !req
119. from your junior
music counselors.Copy !req
120. Were we supposed to play a song?Copy !req
121. Oops, I forgot.Copy !req
122. I think we're supposed
to be playing
the welcome song.Copy !req
123. Play it!
Okay. Two, three...Copy !req
124. I hate this song.Copy !req
125. Let's not play that song.Copy !req
126. Horrible, man.
This song blows.Copy !req
127. Don't get mad at us.
We didn't write it.Copy !req
128. What about my song?Copy !req
129. Mike has a song that he wrote.Copy !req
130. "Taste the Fame."Copy !req
131. A song called
"Taste the Fame."Copy !req
132. Let's play that one.Copy !req
133. All right.Copy !req
134. Guys, is this your cabin?Copy !req
135. Yeah, not bad, huh?Copy !req
136. It's disgusting.Copy !req
137. It smells like sulfur.Copy !req
138. Me and Jason were
actually talking to one
of the groundskeepers.Copy !req
139. He said this place
used to be an old
sulfur mine.Copy !req
140. A lot of people
suffocated in a cave
and died,Copy !req
141. so they closed it down.Copy !req
142. Now it's a performing arts
activity camp. Yeah.Copy !req
143. Cool, huh?
Pretty cool.Copy !req
144. We were looking
at our schedules.Copy !req
145. Did you get yours yet?Copy !req
146. Uh-huh. Here it is.Copy !req
147. Whoa, whoa.
Wow.Copy !req
148. Why'd you do that?Copy !req
149. Hold on.Copy !req
150. What are you doing?
Stop.Copy !req
151. They had me scheduled
to take something called
"Swimming Fun Time"?Copy !req
152. Everyone's taking it.
Am I three years old?Copy !req
153. Yeah.
No. I don't think so.Copy !req
154. This is performing arts camp.Copy !req
155. I didn't come here
to go stupid swimming.
Oh. Look, Melissa.Copy !req
156. We know how you feel
about the water.Copy !req
157. Nyah, zip.Copy !req
158. What?
Nyah, stop.Copy !req
159. Camp is 90% swimming.Copy !req
160. Not performing arts camp.Copy !req
161. I'm not afraid of swimming.
Change the subject.Copy !req
162. You guys are afraid
of things, too.Copy !req
163. I'm not gonna list
what you're afraid of.Copy !req
164. She's talking fast.
She's mad.Copy !req
165. First day of camp,
been here an hour...
Okay, okay.Copy !req
166. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
167. I just want to have a good time.Copy !req
168. All right.
But let's just look.Copy !req
169. There's some cool
stuff we're taking.Copy !req
170. Cinematography,
lighting, set design...
that looks fun.Copy !req
171. Oh, cool.
Look at this.Copy !req
172. Advanced screenwriting.
This guy's supposed
to be good.Copy !req
173. I heard he consulted
on Kindergarten Cop.Copy !req
174. Ohh.
Yeah.Copy !req
175. Guys, check it out.Copy !req
176. I got a tape of our movie.Copy !req
177. We're gonna bring this.Copy !req
178. We're gonna show it
in class tomorrow.Copy !req
179. We're gonna knock
their socks off.Copy !req
180. They are gonna worship us
around this place.Copy !req
181. So it'll be like,
"See you later, underdogs.Copy !req
182. Hello, over-underdogs."
You know?Copy !req
183. Yeah. Yeah.
Right.Copy !req
184. Okay, who wrote this?Copy !req
185. Me!Copy !req
186. What's your name and your troop?Copy !req
187. Brendon.
The Rabbit Troop.Copy !req
188. Brendon, Rabbit Troop.Copy !req
189. We've got some work
to do, little pal.
What?Copy !req
190. You need to go back,
way far back,
and learn the basics!Copy !req
191. your script
lacked form.Copy !req
192. Films need form.
Class!Copy !req
193. Film needs form.
Film needs form.Copy !req
194. Can I... I'm sorry.
I'm sure you're mistaken.Copy !req
195. I don't think you understood
what I was going for.Copy !req
196. "Didn't get what
I was going for."Copy !req
197. Every year
we get one of you.
Me?Copy !req
198. "Didn't get
what I was going for."Copy !req
199. What?
You an independent?Copy !req
200. I don't know.
Hmm?Copy !req
201. I don't know.
You on your own?Copy !req
202. Am I on my own?
Yeah.Copy !req
203. I'm at camp.Copy !req
204. There are no rules
to film, right?Copy !req
205. There's a bunch
of rhetorical things
going on...Copy !req
206. There are no rules.Copy !req
207. I don't know which
is the question.Copy !req
208. We got ourselves
an indie filmmaker here.Copy !req
209. Isn't that exciting, class?Copy !req
210. He's a maverick, huh?Copy !req
211. I don't want to be... Top Gun.Copy !req
212. Who's gonna be Iceman?Copy !req
213. We're not here
to learn about film.Copy !req
214. We're here
to do what we want.
Wait.Copy !req
215. I don't know what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
216. I've only been
in the film industry
for 35 years.Copy !req
217. Wow.Copy !req
218. Does the name
Joel Schumacher meanCopy !req
219. anything to any of you?Copy !req
220. Does the movie Batman
and Robin ring a bell?Copy !req
221. I was there on the set.Copy !req
222. Really?
You worked on that?Copy !req
223. Three months of my life.Copy !req
224. Wow. What did you...
Did you direct it?Copy !req
225. Craft services.Copy !req
226. Did you get to talk
to Joel Schumacher?Copy !req
227. Yes! I fed him
every day.Copy !req
228. Boiled potato,
no butter.
Health nut.Copy !req
229. I was there.
Were you there?Copy !req
230. No.Copy !req
231. Okay.Copy !req
232. Horrible.Copy !req
233. Okay, settle down.Copy !req
234. Now, you've never
acted before, have you?Copy !req
235. Actually, yes, I have.Copy !req
236. I've actually done
my friend's videos.Copy !req
237. You haven't ever really acted.Copy !req
238. Not funny.Copy !req
239. Well, don't get mad
at me, little guy.Copy !req
240. You haven't really acted.Copy !req
241. Acted with your hands and body.Copy !req
242. I have.Copy !req
243. Acted with props and wardrobe.Copy !req
244. Acted with face glitter.Copy !req
245. No, I haven't with face glitter.Copy !req
246. No, you haven't.Copy !req
247. You didn't let me get
that far in the script.Copy !req
248. I cut you off 'cause
it wasn't great.Copy !req
249. Your acting lacked form.Copy !req
250. You were just going
willy-nilly dilly-lilly
gilly-shmillyCopy !req
251. all over the place.Copy !req
252. I only said my first line.Copy !req
253. What's this lady talking about?Copy !req
254. I don't know.
Something about acting.Copy !req
255. - I can't pay attention.
- It's so hot.Copy !req
256. Let's go, junior counselors!Copy !req
257. Music class should've
started ten minutes ago.Copy !req
258. We're going over
the course plan.Copy !req
259. Get it together, Rabbit Troop!Copy !req
260. Rabbit Troop sucks.Copy !req
261. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
262. Okay, class.
Ready to learn
about music?Copy !req
263. Yeah!
Yeah.Copy !req
264. Yeah.Copy !req
265. I am just a note.Copy !req
266. I am all alone.Copy !req
267. I need a friend.Copy !req
268. Where is my friend?Copy !req
269. I'm another note.
I am a note.Copy !req
270. I have a friend.
You are not alone.Copy !req
271. We're singing in...Copy !req
272. harmony.Copy !req
273. We are friends.
What's up, guys?Copy !req
274. I got here late.Copy !req
275. Okay, McGuirk,Copy !req
276. People are probably
looking for you.Copy !req
277. They have to be.
I mean... you have
friends, don't you?Copy !req
278. Ohh!Copy !req
279. Ohh!
I don't want to die.Copy !req
280. Heh heh heh heh heh!Copy !req
281. Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
282. I'm not crazy.Copy !req
283. No.Copy !req
284. No.Copy !req
285. Echo!Copy !req
286. Blblblblbl!
Blblblblbl!Copy !req
287. I'm not crazy.
I'm not crazy.Copy !req
288. I'm okay.
John McGuirk.Copy !req
289. John McGuirk.Copy !req
290. Don't go crazy.Copy !req
291. I hope these leaves
aren't poisonous.Copy !req
292. They taste like poison.Copy !req
293. Mama!Copy !req
294. Mama, feed me!Copy !req
295. What am I holding in my hand?Copy !req
296. Tanger-tangerine?Copy !req
297. No, it's a Clementine.
You know why?Copy !req
298. Why?
Why?Copy !req
299. In case I run
into James Cameron.Copy !req
300. Director of what?
Titanic.Copy !req
301. Why? Because James Cameron
loves Clementines.Copy !req
302. He'd come up to my tableCopy !req
303. and I'd say, "Hey, Dr. Fruit,
What's it gonna be today?Copy !req
304. More fruit?"Copy !req
305. And he'd laugh.Copy !req
306. Because we worked
on the same movie!Copy !req
307. Man, I can't believe
the water is hotter
than the air.Copy !req
308. Don't talk, Brendon, I'm peeing.Copy !req
309. Now, Melissa,
let's see you
in a bathing suit,Copy !req
310. and let's see you
have some fun
swimming out there.Copy !req
311. Yeah, yeah, I gotta tell you,Copy !req
312. I'm having trouble
getting in the mood.Copy !req
313. Hmm, well, get in the mood, hmm?Copy !req
314. I'm not very interested
in swimming.Copy !req
315. Not interested, huh?Copy !req
316. No. Not really.
Get in the water now.Copy !req
317. No. No, I'm sorry.
Can't do it.Copy !req
318. What did you say to me?Copy !req
319. I said no, I can't
get in the water.Copy !req
320. I'm gonna get back
to Rabbit Troop, so...Copy !req
321. Rabbit Troop sucks!Copy !req
322. Yep, Rabbit Troop sucks.Copy !req
323. Listen, I'm gonna
count to three,Copy !req
324. and you better be on
your way in the water.Copy !req
325. But I really...
You want to get
in trouble?Copy !req
326. No.
You wanna get
in trouble?Copy !req
327. I don't want
to get in trouble.
One...Copy !req
328. I don't want to... two...Copy !req
329. Aah!Copy !req
330. Get back here!Copy !req
331. You guys,
we need to think
of something goodCopy !req
332. for the final performance.Copy !req
333. Who cares?Copy !req
334. People are just gonna
make fun of us again.Copy !req
335. No, they won't.Copy !req
336. Everyone thinks
Rabbit Troop sucks.Copy !req
337. Not everyone.
I don't think
we suck that bad.Copy !req
338. I can't believe
I'm being called
the worst actor here.Copy !req
339. And I'm being called
the worst writer/director.Copy !req
340. And I'm totally
the worst junior
music counselor.Copy !req
341. Me, too.
Me, too.Copy !req
342. We are the worst.Copy !req
343. Pretty bad.Copy !req
344. Blows.Copy !req
345. Hey, guys,
wait a minute.
Where's Melissa?Copy !req
346. I don't know.Copy !req
347. Take it home, guys.Copy !req
348. Melissa!Copy !req
349. Melissa!Copy !req
350. Melissa!Copy !req
351. Melissa!Copy !req
352. Melissa!Copy !req
353. Where is she?Copy !req
354. Melissa!
I don't know.Copy !req
355. Where are we?Copy !req
356. I don't know, Brendon,
but it's really,
really dark.Copy !req
357. And these flashlights
are gonna run out
of batteries eventually.Copy !req
358. Maybe we should get back.Copy !req
359. I know.
Maybe we should.Copy !req
360. Which way, Brendon?Copy !req
361. I don't know.Copy !req
362. Melissa!
Melissa!Copy !req
363. Melissa!
Melissa!Copy !req
364. Guys, I'm over here!Copy !req
365. Melissa!
Melissa!Copy !req
366. Down here!Copy !req
367. Hey, what are you
doing down there?Copy !req
368. Look, guys.
Look what I found.Copy !req
369. Aah!
Aaaaaah!Copy !req
370. Aaah!Copy !req
371. Ohh! Oh, kids.Copy !req
372. You saved me!Copy !req
373. Coach, what the hell
are you doing out here?Copy !req
374. Brendon, try these leaves.Copy !req
375. They're poisonous.Copy !req
376. Cry what?Copy !req
377. Cry-walkers, Brendon, all right?Copy !req
378. It's like a cult.Copy !req
379. Cry-walkers?Copy !req
380. It's a cult,
and they're after me,Copy !req
381. and I need to be here
till things cool off.Copy !req
382. Why are you yelling?
I'm helping you.Copy !req
383. Because there are people
after me, Brendon.Copy !req
384. Are they trying to kill you?Copy !req
385. Not exactly.Copy !req
386. They're trying to hug me
and to make me cry.Copy !req
387. Okay.Copy !req
388. They're called Cry-walkers.Copy !req
389. They're crazy.
They're crazy?
They're crazy.Copy !req
390. They're crazy and they're
after me. So I need
to hide out here.Copy !req
391. Okay, calm down.Copy !req
392. Calm down.
We believe you.
Don't worry.Copy !req
393. Brendon?Copy !req
394. He's out of his head.
Out of his mind.Copy !req
395. He's lost it.
He's gone crazy.Copy !req
396. He has bite marks on his wrist.Copy !req
397. He tried eating himself.Copy !req
398. Unless he got bit by a werewolf.Copy !req
399. Good point.
Good point.Copy !req
400. All right. Here's
what I need.Copy !req
401. Food. Fast food,
preferably.Copy !req
402. Beer. Lite beer,
preferably.Copy !req
403. Right. Melissa,
you mind fake-writing
this down?Copy !req
404. Yeah.
Go ahead.Copy !req
405. I need a satellite map
of this whole area.Copy !req
406. Melissa.
Got it.Copy !req
407. I'm gonna need some hair dye,Copy !req
408. a fake mustache...
Right.Copy !req
409. I need gunpowder.Copy !req
410. Coach, would you settle
for some marshmallows?Copy !req
411. Oh, you got marshmallows?Copy !req
412. We can get you marshmallows.Copy !req
413. Yeah, I'll take 'em.Copy !req
414. Hey, let's make s'mores.Copy !req
415. You got graham crackers?Copy !req
416. No.Copy !req
417. Guys, Coach hasn't
eaten in a while.Copy !req
418. Is it wise to just
give him marshmallows?Copy !req
419. I don't know.
He didn't come
with instructions.Copy !req
420. Guys, wait.Copy !req
421. I think these marshmallows
went bad.Copy !req
422. Can you smell it?Copy !req
423. Ohh!
Oh, man.Copy !req
424. That just stinks.Copy !req
425. Yes.
Whoo!Copy !req
426. Guys, I don't think
the food's gone bad.
We have.Copy !req
427. We haven't showered
or bathed since
we got here.Copy !req
428. Plus, I've also
been wetting my pants
pretty consistentlyCopy !req
429. for the last three days.Copy !req
430. Oh, we smell horrible.Copy !req
431. We smell like rotting cheese.Copy !req
432. We smell like pee cheese.Copy !req
433. No wonder nobody
hangs out with us.Copy !req
434. Excuse me,
where you going with
all those marshmallows?Copy !req
435. We were just... We were
told to gather them,
because we were told to.Copy !req
436. Never mind.
Listen up.Copy !req
437. We got word some weirdo's
loose in the woods.
You know about this?Copy !req
438. Yeah. No.
No. Yes.Copy !req
439. I don't know.
No.Copy !req
440. Apparently, some guy
abandoned his partyCopy !req
441. up at Jack's Peak,Copy !req
442. and was being tracked
coming in this direction.Copy !req
443. They say he's
emotionally messed up
or in denial or something.Copy !req
444. No one here's seen anybody, hmm?Copy !req
445. Nope. Never.Copy !req
446. Never heard anything about it.Copy !req
447. All right, then, on your way.Copy !req
448. We still have
some swimming to do,
little lady.Copy !req
449. I can't. I lost
my bathing suit.
Oh, well.Copy !req
450. That's all right, sweetie pie.Copy !req
451. You can always wear one of mine.Copy !req
452. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
453. Keep braiding the twines,
my little artists.Copy !req
454. Braid the twine
in the hot summer's dirt.Copy !req
455. Braid the hard,
unmalleable twine in the...Copy !req
456. Wait a minute.
Who smells horrible?Copy !req
457. Rabbit Troop!Copy !req
458. I'm gonna volunteer
not to be bathed.Copy !req
459. We have to. We'll
get in trouble.Copy !req
460. I'd rather not be
around the, um...Copy !req
461. Melissa, you're not afraid
of the hose water.Copy !req
462. You know what,
Mr. Great Actor
and Mr. Writer/Director,Copy !req
463. I don't want to get
bathed. The end.Copy !req
464. You don't have to
get ugly about it.Copy !req
465. Yeah. Hey, and that's also
one instructor's opinion.Copy !req
466. Right. Your acting was
bad in that class,Copy !req
467. but that's not your fault.Copy !req
468. Movie didn't go
over too well.
With your acting in it.Copy !req
469. There's not much
an actor can do when
he has no material...Copy !req
470. Whose wing have
we been taken
under, Brendon?Copy !req
471. Where's that great idea you had?Copy !req
472. We were gonna be
the overdogs,
not the underdogs.Copy !req
473. Well, then he pulled out
his crappy movie.Copy !req
474. Listen, we have to be
friends. We have to get
through this somehow.Copy !req
475. We're all we've got.Copy !req
476. That's true.
It's us against them.Copy !req
477. Exactly.Copy !req
478. Rabbit ears up.Copy !req
479. Rabbit ears up.Copy !req
480. Rabbit paws in.Copy !req
481. Rabbit Troop forever!Copy !req
482. Brendon, you up?Copy !req
483. Brendon?Copy !req
484. Smell that?Copy !req
485. That was me.Copy !req
486. Sorry.Copy !req
487. It's fun, though.Copy !req
488. Fun at camp.Copy !req
489. Shh!
You shh!Copy !req
490. He isn't far from here.Copy !req
491. Well, this is it,
guys, the big show.Copy !req
492. Who cares?Copy !req
493. Yeah, let's leave 'em
hating us.
Agreed.Copy !req
494. I say burn every bridge we can.Copy !req
495. Let's do it.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
496. Don't forget
we have to
feed McGuirk.Copy !req
497. It's not my turn.
You have to feed him.Copy !req
498. I fed him last time.Copy !req
499. No, I fed him...Copy !req
500. I fed him
last time.
Hey, guys.Copy !req
501. - Mom!
- Mrs. Small!Copy !req
502. Oh, Mom, Mom!Copy !req
503. Hey, Mrs. Small!
Mrs. Small!Copy !req
504. It's so good
to see you. Hug.Copy !req
505. Careful, Jason.Copy !req
506. Okay, whoa, you guys
smell horrible.Copy !req
507. Yeah, we know.
Yeah.Copy !req
508. What are you doing here?Copy !req
509. I'm here for
the big performance.Copy !req
510. Really? Oh, you might
not like this, Mom.Copy !req
511. I'm sure I'll like it.Copy !req
512. But you really might not.Copy !req
513. It'll be great.Copy !req
514. I love you,
Mrs. Small.Copy !req
515. I love you, too, Jason.Copy !req
516. It's good to see you.Copy !req
517. Okay. Look,
why don't you think
I'm gonna like the show?Copy !req
518. You gotta trust us, Mom.Copy !req
519. You might want to get
the car started right now
and leave it running.Copy !req
520. We're about to make
some major enemies here.Copy !req
521. Hello, and welcome to
"The Rabbit Troop Show."Copy !req
522. Rabbit Troop sucks!Copy !req
523. Thank you.Copy !req
524. And now, we would like to
take you to a wondrous placeCopy !req
525. where nearly anything
can happen.Copy !req
526. A fiery hot pit of hellCopy !req
527. we like to call
Camp Campingston Falls.Copy !req
528. Oh, look,
it's the Advanced
Screenwriting counselor.Copy !req
529. Hello, you stupid idiots,
it's me,Copy !req
530. the dumb, fat
screenwriting instructor.Copy !req
531. How do you do?Copy !req
532. And welcome to Hell.Copy !req
533. I'm in league with Satan,Copy !req
534. and here comes
my fiercely ugly,
fat, and stupid cohort,Copy !req
535. the acting counselor lady.Copy !req
536. Hello, you stupid, dumb idiot.Copy !req
537. Hello, you toothless moron hick.Copy !req
538. What would you like to do today?Copy !req
539. Why don't we slowly
torture Rabbit TroopCopy !req
540. while we reward
the other crappy
hacky campers?Copy !req
541. Sounds good to me, but first,Copy !req
542. let me call on
our good friend Satan.Copy !req
543. Oh, Satan!Copy !req
544. Hello, my favorite
demon followers.Copy !req
545. What do you say, Satan?Copy !req
546. Can you crank up
the heat in this
disgusting crapholeCopy !req
547. while we drain the life out of
these pathetic, run-of-
the-mill, talentless children?Copy !req
548. Sounds good to me.Copy !req
549. Let there be devil music!Copy !req
550. Where the hell are those kids
with my stupid marshmallows?Copy !req
551. Cloud Chaser.Copy !req
552. Huh?Copy !req
553. Cloud Chaser.Copy !req
554. Who's that?
Cloud chaser.Copy !req
555. Stop.
Cloud Chaser.Copy !req
556. Where are you?
Cloud Chaser.Copy !req
557. Please, I can't!
Cloud Chaser.Copy !req
558. Don't come near me.Copy !req
559. Let us man-hug you.
Stop.Copy !req
560. No, no!
No more!Copy !req
561. A little hug.
One little hug.Copy !req
562. Stop it!
Take my hand.Copy !req
563. Go away!Copy !req
564. He's going for the river.Copy !req
565. No! After him!Copy !req
566. Hey, you stupid hippies,
why don't you join in?Copy !req
567. You like this,
you talentless hacks,
do you?Copy !req
568. You suck.
You suck.Copy !req
569. You suck.Copy !req
570. Coach?Copy !req
571. Melissa!
Coach!Copy !req
572. Help me!Copy !req
573. What's going on?
I can't swim.Copy !req
574. Do you still want
these marshmallows?Copy !req
575. Help, help!
Save me!Copy !req
576. I can't swim either.Copy !req
577. Float. Float on the bag
of marshmallows.Copy !req
578. Really?Copy !req
579. Hurry up, help me!Copy !req
580. I can't hear you.Copy !req
581. Save my life!
One more time!Copy !req
582. Melissa, save my life!Copy !req
583. Is it cold?Copy !req
584. Enough!
You are finished!Copy !req
585. Get off the stage,
you talentless freaks.Copy !req
586. Hey, Jason,
what happened to Melissa?Copy !req
587. Look over there.Copy !req
588. Breathe, breathe, damn it!Copy !req
589. Ugh! Unh!
I'm breathing.Copy !req
590. Breathe!
I'm breathing.Copy !req
591. Breathe, Coach McGuirk.
Oh, man.Copy !req
592. Breathe!
I'm doing it.Copy !req
593. Breathe.
Ow. I got it.Copy !req
594. Come on, Coach.
Ow! Melissa!Copy !req
595. Breathe!
Melissa!Copy !req
596. Stop hitting him.Copy !req
597. Stop.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
598. Melissa, you swam!
I know.Copy !req
599. Oh, my gosh, that was awesome.Copy !req
600. Congratulations.
Thank you.Copy !req
601. Mazel tov.Copy !req
602. I have the car running,
by the way.Copy !req
603. Oh, should we get going?Copy !req
604. After your performance,Copy !req
605. I'm gonna say, yeah,
we should probably leave.Copy !req
606. So get your stuff.Copy !req
607. Coach?
What?Copy !req
608. Are you okay?
I'm all right.Copy !req
609. John, what are you doing here?Copy !req
610. I'm just crying.Copy !req
611. Oh, my God.Copy !req
612. Aaaah!
That feels so good.Copy !req
613. Once you let it go, it's great!Copy !req
614. Okay, we don't have
a lot of time...Copy !req
615. Aah, come here!Copy !req
616. Give the coach a hug!Copy !req
617. Ow!
Ow!Copy !req
618. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
619. Cry with me!Copy !req
620. Oh, God!Copy !req
621. John, do you need a ride?Copy !req
622. Ohh, man!Copy !req
623. You guys go on without me.Copy !req
624. I'm going back to the woods!Copy !req
625. Okay, John,
we're gonna get
in the car...Copy !req
626. Bye-bye!
Bye-bye.Copy !req
627. Why is he taking
his clothes off?Copy !req
628. You don't know
what you're missing!Copy !req
629. See you in a year,
holes! Ha!Copy !req
630. Closed-captioned by
J.R. Media Services, Inc.
Burbank, CACopy !req