1. OKAY.Copy !req
2. EVERYBODY, LET'S, UH...Copy !req
3. LET'S JUST RUN THROUGH THIS.Copy !req
4. UM, BRENDON...Copy !req
5. YOU'RE AUDITIONING FOR THE PART
OF WILLIE?Copy !req
6. UH, YEAH.Copy !req
7. DOES EVERYBODY HAVE THEIR PARTS?Copy !req
8. I DON'T THINK I'LL BE NEEDING
THIS SCRIPT, THANKS.Copy !req
9. GREAT... THAT'S GREAT!Copy !req
10. UM, LET'S TAKE IT FROM
THE "BIG CONFRONTATION" SCENECopy !req
11. ON PAGE TWO.Copy !req
12. 17 YEARS I BEEN WORKING
AT THE SAME PLACE,Copy !req
13. BUSTING MY HUMP.Copy !req
14. WHAT, FOR THIS?Copy !req
15. OKAY... I'M YOUR SON, UH...Copy !req
16. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?Copy !req
17. WHAT ABOUT, UH...Copy !req
18. OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
19. I GOT TO LIVE WITH YOU
BEING MY OLD MAN.Copy !req
20. YOU GOT TO LET GO, MAN.Copy !req
21. GET OFF MY BACK.Copy !req
22. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE,
YOU LITTLE PUNK?Copy !req
23. YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!Copy !req
24. YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING!Copy !req
25. YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING!Copy !req
26. HEY.Copy !req
27. WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME, HUH?Copy !req
28. THAT I AIN'T A MAN?Copy !req
29. ARE YOU MAD AT ME?Copy !req
30. I'M SORRY, BRENDON?Copy !req
31. BRENDON, YOU MIGHT NOT
BE READY FOR THIS.Copy !req
32. UM... I OFFER AN ACTING CLASS.Copy !req
33. WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN,
UH...Copy !req
34. IN TAKING MY ACTING CLASS?Copy !req
35. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED
IN MY ENTIRE...Copy !req
36. FINE.Copy !req
37. WHEN DID YOU SAY IT WAS?Copy !req
38. HEY, MY NAME IS PAULA SMALL.Copy !req
39. I'LL BE HONEST—...Copy !req
40. UM, I HAVEN'T TAUGHT FOR A WHILE
SO BEAR WITH ME.Copy !req
41. SO, OKAY, YOU'RE ALL INTERESTED
IN CREATIVE WRITING?Copy !req
42. I CAN ASSUME THIS, YES?
THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
43. HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE
WRITING EXPERIENCE?Copy !req
44. HANDS?Copy !req
45. ALL RIGHT... OH, YOU HAVE...Copy !req
46. I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE
KNOW THAT I AM A PUBLISHED POET.Copy !req
47. GREAT—— WH—WH—WHERE WERE YOU
PUBLISHED?Copy !req
48. XEROXED, I HAVE BEEN XEROXED.Copy !req
49. XEROXED, OKAY...Copy !req
50. WELL, THAT'S STILL, YOU KNOW...Copy !req
51. MAYBE, UH... WE'LL MAKE YOU
THE CLASS COPIER.Copy !req
52. OKAY, I GUESS NOW'S A GOOD TIME
TO TALK ABOUT NAMES.Copy !req
53. UM...Copy !req
54. OH, HI THERE.Copy !req
55. ARE YOU HERE FOR CREATIVE
WRITING?Copy !req
56. UH... MM—HMM.Copy !req
57. DID YOU HAVE TROUBLE
FINDING THE PLACE?Copy !req
58. NO.Copy !req
59. LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF?Copy !req
60. NOPE.Copy !req
61. LIKE TO TELL THE CLASS ABOUT
YOUR WRITING EXPERIENCES?Copy !req
62. NOPE.Copy !req
63. WELL, LET THAT BE A LESSON
TO ALL OF YOU.Copy !req
64. IF YOU SHOW UP LATE, I'LL ASK
YOU IMPERSONAL QUESTIONSCopy !req
65. THAT YOU MAY OR MAY NOT ANSWER.Copy !req
66. SO THERE.Copy !req
67. MOM, HOW IS...
HOW IS MY CREDIT THESE DAYS?Copy !req
68. WHAT DO YOU NEED MONEY FOR,
BRENDON?Copy !req
69. MOM, UM...Copy !req
70. SPIT IT OUT——
"I WANT..."Copy !req
71. I JUST, YOU KNOW...
I JUST WANTED TO CHECK...Copy !req
72. "I NEED FROM YOU..."Copy !req
73. NO, NOT LIKE THAT.Copy !req
74. I WOULD NEVER... ACTING CLASS!Copy !req
75. ACTING CLASS?Copy !req
76. YES, AT THE COMMUNITY THEATER.Copy !req
77. UH—HUH.Copy !req
78. I NEED TO LEARN SOMETHING SOON.Copy !req
79. I DON'T KNOW, BRENDON.Copy !req
80. I GUESS WE'LL HAVE SOME
EXTRA MONEY FROM TEACHINGCopy !req
81. BUT LET ME THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY?Copy !req
82. I NEED TECHNIQUE, MOM.Copy !req
83. I NEED TO LEARN THE INVISIBLE
BOX MIME THING OR THE ROPE.Copy !req
84. OW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
85. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
86. MY EYE.Copy !req
87. I'M FINISHED.Copy !req
88. I'M JUST SURPRISED, BRENDON,
THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
89. I MEAN, YOU WERE ALWAYS
AGAINST ACTING CLASSES.Copy !req
90. MAYBE IT'S NOTHING
BUT IF I LEARN, LIKE, ONE THING,Copy !req
91. THEN IT'LL BE WORTH IT.Copy !req
92. OH, YUCK!Copy !req
93. MY DAD MAKES
THE WORST SANDWICHES.Copy !req
94. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
95. TARRAGON CHICKEN WITH SPROUTS
AND DIJON MUSTARD ON FOCACCIA.Copy !req
96. WOW, YOU MUST BE RICH.Copy !req
97. DOES ANYONE WANT TO SWITCH?Copy !req
98. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING.Copy !req
99. WHAT DO YOU HAVE, JASON?Copy !req
100. AN OLIVE.Copy !req
101. OH.Copy !req
102. BRENDON,Copy !req
103. UM... DON'T YOU WANT TO BE,
UM... A DIRECTOR, NOT AN ACTOR?Copy !req
104. WELL, I MEAN...Copy !req
105. OH, BUT, BRENDON I HEARD THAT
ALL DIRECTORS WANT TO ACTCopy !req
106. AND THAT ALL ACTORS
WANT TO DIRECT.Copy !req
107. RIGHT.Copy !req
108. IT'S LIKE THAT SAYING
"THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER
ON THE OTHER SIDE."Copy !req
109. RIGHT.Copy !req
110. I'M NOT MUCH FOR TRAINING.Copy !req
111. SCORSESE DOES A LITTLE ACTING.Copy !req
112. YOU CALL THAT ACTING?Copy !req
113. I'M, UM... MORE METHOD ORIENTED.Copy !req
114. TAKE THE OLIVE
OUT OF YOUR NOSE, JASON.Copy !req
115. BRENDON, THERE'S SOME THINGS
THAT YOU CAN'T LEARN IN...Copy !req
116. IN A CLASSROOM.Copy !req
117. YOU HAVE TO GO LIVE IT.Copy !req
118. YEAH, WELL, I MEAN...Copy !req
119. YOU COULD LEARN MORE FROM LIFE.Copy !req
120. GOOD POINT—...Copy !req
121. MELISSA HAS A GOOD POINT OVER
THERE.Copy !req
122. LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, UM...
BRENDON...Copy !req
123. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
124. WHEN WE MADE THE MOVIE ABOUT
THE KILLER LIZARDCopy !req
125. I, UM... BECAME THE LIZARD.Copy !req
126. YEAH, I COULD SEE THAT.Copy !req
127. I, UM... SLEEP UNDER MY BED,
NOT ON IT.Copy !req
128. REALLY?Copy !req
129. YES, BECAUSE I'M SCARED
OF MY BED.Copy !req
130. AREN'T YOU SCARED OF GETTING
SMASHED BY YOUR BED?Copy !req
131. AND IT SMELLS LIKE PEE.Copy !req
132. OH.Copy !req
133. OH.Copy !req
134. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, GATHER UP.Copy !req
135. EVERYBODY, GATHER IN.Copy !req
136. GATHER IN?Copy !req
137. WHAT'S A BETTER WORD
FOR "GATHER IN," BRENDON?Copy !req
138. EVERYBODY, GET TOGETHER?Copy !req
139. NO, THAT'S NOT GREAT.Copy !req
140. WHAT ABOUT EVERYBODY, UM...Copy !req
141. EVERYBODY, GATHER IN...Copy !req
142. WHAT ABOUT "EVERYBODY,
COME HERE?"Copy !req
143. EVERYBODY, COME HERE.Copy !req
144. THAT'S GOOD.Copy !req
145. AND GATHER AROUND.Copy !req
146. YEAH, THAT'S BETTER.Copy !req
147. YOU NEED BOTH. RIGHT.Copy !req
148. ALL RIGHT, TEAM, BRING IT IN.Copy !req
149. BRING IT IN. ALL RIGHT,
TEAM, LISTEN UP.Copy !req
150. TOMORROW'S A VERY SPECIAL DAY
FOR, UH... FOR THE TEAMCopy !req
151. AND I'M GOING TO NEED VOLUNTEERS
TO DO A SPECIAL, UH... THING.Copy !req
152. IT'S A SPECIAL EVENT, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
153. COACH, WHAT EXACTLY
ARE WE VOLUNTEERING FOR?Copy !req
154. I'LL GET TO THAT, MELISSA.Copy !req
155. IS IT ON THE SOCCER FIELD?Copy !req
156. WHAT ARE YOU, A REPORTER?Copy !req
157. I'M JUST NATURALLY CURIOUS.Copy !req
158. COACH, WHAT...Copy !req
159. EVERYBODY STOP TALKING.Copy !req
160. JUST, WHAT ARE WE
VOLUNTEERING FOR?Copy !req
161. BRENDON! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?Copy !req
162. I REALLY DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
163. YEAH, YOU DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
164. THIS ISN'T OUR HOUSE.Copy !req
165. YOU CAN'T MOUTH OFF
TO EVERYBODY.Copy !req
166. HEY.Copy !req
167. ALL RIGHT, NOW, TOMORROW...Copy !req
168. ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING?Copy !req
169. I DON'T KNOW, ARE YOU?Copy !req
170. NO.Copy !req
171. OH—— WHY NOT?Copy !req
172. LISTEN UP.Copy !req
173. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
174. YOU GUYS WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE?Copy !req
175. NO.Copy !req
176. NO.Copy !req
177. YOU DON'T WANT
TO GET IN TROUBLE?Copy !req
178. YES.Copy !req
179. NO.Copy !req
180. NO, BRENDON, NO.Copy !req
181. IF WE DON'T WANT TO GET IN
TROUBLE THE ANSWER IS YES.Copy !req
182. DOUBLE NEGATIVE.Copy !req
183. ANYWAY, WHO...
WHO'S GOING TO VOLUNTEER?Copy !req
184. THAT MEANS, WHEN I SAY, "WHO
HERE IS GOING TO VOLUNTEER?"Copy !req
185. EVERYBODY RAISES THEIR HAND——
UNDERSTOOD?Copy !req
186. WHO'S GOING TO VOLUNTEER?Copy !req
187. COACH McGUIRK?Copy !req
188. YEAH.Copy !req
189. YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD US
WHAT WE'RE VOLUNTEERING FOR.Copy !req
190. OKAY, LISTEN,
I HAVE 14,000 ENTRY FORMSCopy !req
191. THAT NEED TO BE FILLED OUT
BY NEXT WEEKCopy !req
192. AND ENTERED INTO A SWEEPSTAKES.Copy !req
193. WHAT ARE WE TRYING TO WIN?Copy !req
194. THIS.Copy !req
195. A TOY BOAT?Copy !req
196. NOT A TOY BOAT, BRENDON.Copy !req
197. IT'S A HOVERCRAFT.Copy !req
198. OOH... COOL!Copy !req
199. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
200. NOW, WHO WANTS A PIECE
OF THIS THING, HUH?Copy !req
201. WHO'S GOING TO HELP ME FILL OUT
14,000 ENTRY FORMS, OKAY?Copy !req
202. COACH, I FEEL LIKE I NEED
TO ASK MY DAD IF I CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
203. NO, HERE'S WHAT YOU DON'T DO,
MELISSA—— ASK YOUR DAD.Copy !req
204. BECAUSE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOUR DAD WILL SAY?Copy !req
205. WHAT?Copy !req
206. WHY ARE YOU FILLING OUT FORMS
INSTEAD OF PLAYING SOCCER?Copy !req
207. AND THEN WHAT WOULD I SAY?Copy !req
208. THEN YOU SAY BEC...Copy !req
209. WELL, THAT'S WHY
YOU DON'T SAY IT.Copy !req
210. THAT QUESTION DOESN'T COME UP,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
211. WE HAVE TO DO THIS FOR THE TEAM,
MELISSA, NOT FOR YOUR DAD.Copy !req
212. WELL, WHO HERE CAN DO THIS
WITHOUT ASKING THEIR PARENTSCopy !req
213. OR EVER TELLING THEM ABOUT IT?Copy !req
214. BRENDON...Copy !req
215. YEAH.Copy !req
216. I NEED YOUR HELP ON THIS.Copy !req
217. YOU'RE A LOT BETTER OFF
FILLING OUT FORMSCopy !req
218. THAN YOU ARE PLAYING SOCCER.Copy !req
219. YEAH, COACH, DO YOU THINK
YOU MIGHT BE ABUSING YOUR POWERCopy !req
220. JUST, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT?Copy !req
221. I DON'T THINK OF IT AS POWER.Copy !req
222. YOU KNOW, IT'S MORE
OF A SIZE ISSUE.Copy !req
223. I'M BIGGER THAN THEM.Copy !req
224. I DO WHAT I WANT.Copy !req
225. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS BABY,
BRENDON, HUH?Copy !req
226. IT'S... IT'S...Copy !req
227. LOOK AT THAT SWEETHEART.Copy !req
228. IT'S A NICE...Copy !req
229. WOULD YOU LIKE A RIDE IN THAT?Copy !req
230. YES.Copy !req
231. YEAH, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PIECE
OF MACHINERY, BRENDON.Copy !req
232. HEY, I'D LOVE TO HELP
BUT I REALLY CAN'T COMMITCopy !req
233. TO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
234. WELL, WHAT DO YOU
HAVE TO DO, BRENDON?Copy !req
235. UM... ACTING CLASS.Copy !req
236. I'M STUDYING ACTING NOW
BECAUSE SOMEDAY I'M GOINGCopy !req
237. TO BE A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR—...Copy !req
238. WHAT?Copy !req
239. YEAH, GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
240. "COACH McGUIRK, HELP! HELP ME,
I'M DROWNING."Copy !req
241. OH, HEY, BRENDON, HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
242. HELP, I CAN'T SWIM.Copy !req
243. OH, REALLY?Copy !req
244. I CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE
MY HOVERCRAFT IS TOO LOUD.Copy !req
245. SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
246. UM...Copy !req
247. I LIKE WHEN YOU DO BOTH PARTS.Copy !req
248. GO RUN LAPS.Copy !req
249. AND... ACTION.Copy !req
250. WHAT... YOU KNOW, I THINK
YOU'RE WRONG ACTUALLY, STILL.Copy !req
251. I MEAN, I KNOW THIS
IS JUST AN EXERCISECopy !req
252. BUT... I THINK HE'D CROSS
IN FRONT OF THE COFFEE TABLE,Copy !req
253. YOU KNOW AND I DON'T SEE HIM
ENTERING THE SCENE, NO.Copy !req
254. I THINK HE WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE
ALREADY IN, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
255. THE WHOLE PLAY,
IN EVERY SCENE...Copy !req
256. AND ALSO, I'M SORRY BUT...Copy !req
257. BUT CAN YOU THROW
A GEL UP ON THAT LIGHT?Copy !req
258. YOU KNOW, MY EYES ARE...Copy !req
259. VERY SENSITIVE SO...Copy !req
260. SENSITIVE EYES.Copy !req
261. ACTION.Copy !req
262. NO, THAT'S YOUR LINE——
ACTION.Copy !req
263. IF YOU WANT TO START
THE SCENE NOW, YOU CAN GO AHEAD.Copy !req
264. THANK YOU.Copy !req
265. OKAY, GREAT.Copy !req
266. UH... DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT
TO READ THEIR ASSIGNMENT?Copy !req
267. HOW ABOUT YOU, MARY?Copy !req
268. NO, MEREDITH.Copy !req
269. STEVEN.Copy !req
270. UH... STEVEN.Copy !req
271. UH... WOULD YOU LIKE
TO READ WHAT YOU HAVE?Copy !req
272. OKAY...Copy !req
273. "OFFICIALS WERE BAFFLED TODAY
WHEN RODNEY PRINCETON,Copy !req
274. "A LOCAL HISTORIAN BROUGHT
TO THE PUBLIC'S ATTENTIONCopy !req
275. THAT A DOCUMENT SIGNED IN 1880
WAS PROVEN FALSE..."Copy !req
276. OKAY, I'M GOING
TO STOP YOU THERE.Copy !req
277. ARE YOU READING
FROM THE NEWSPAPER?Copy !req
278. YES.Copy !req
279. OKAY, WELL, THAT'S, UH...Copy !req
280. I GOT SOMETHING TO READ.Copy !req
281. OH, GREAT. OKAY, YOU ARE...
DANIEL, AM I RIGHT?Copy !req
282. NO.Copy !req
283. JUST GO AHEAD.Copy !req
284. "SHE IS MY WOMAN.
"SHE BELONGS IN MY APARTMENTCopy !req
285. "FEED HER THE FOOD I FIND
"FROM MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT.Copy !req
286. "HUGGING TURNS TO KISSING,
"KISSING TURNS TO LOVECopy !req
287. "LOVE TURNS TO ME GOING
"TO THE DRUGSTORECopy !req
288. "TO MAKE SURE THAT
"I WON'T HAVE A SON.Copy !req
289. "I TRY ON HER DRESS,
SHE TRIES ON MINE..."Copy !req
290. OKAY, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
291. UM, YOU... YOU CAN JUST
TURN YOUR ASSIGNMENT INTO ME.Copy !req
292. I'M NOT FINISHED.Copy !req
293. "HUGGING TURNS TO KISSING,
"KISSING TURNS TO THROBBINGCopy !req
294. PUSHING, MORE THROBBING..."Copy !req
295. SO, HAVE YOU LEARNED ANYTHING?Copy !req
296. UH, YES AND NO, MOSTLY NO.Copy !req
297. BRENDON, SHOULD I TAKE
THE ACTING CLASS?Copy !req
298. WELL, JASON, I MEAN, THERE ARE
A LOT OF REASONS THAT...Copy !req
299. FORGET IT.Copy !req
300. SOUNDS BORING.Copy !req
301. BRENDON, UM...
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE TODAY?Copy !req
302. WELL, JASON, HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE TO DIRECT?Copy !req
303. REALLY?Copy !req
304. OH, BRENDON, I DON'T THINK
I'M READY YET.Copy !req
305. YOU SHOULD TRY AND EXPAND
YOUR HORIZONS, JASON.Copy !req
306. WELL, SOME PEOPLE KNOW
THEIR LIMITATIONS, MELISSA.Copy !req
307. THAT'S A GOOD POINT.Copy !req
308. WELL, WOULD YOU MIND TAKING OVER
JUST FOR FUN FOR ME TODAY?Copy !req
309. OKAY.Copy !req
310. BECAUSE I WANTED TO WORK ON SOME
OF THESE ACTING EXERCISES.Copy !req
311. WELL, BRENDON, WHAT ABOUT ME?Copy !req
312. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?Copy !req
313. WELL, MELISSA, HE ALREADY
TOLD ME I'M DIRECTING.Copy !req
314. I KNOW, BUT I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.Copy !req
315. I NEED YOU IN THE EXERCISE.Copy !req
316. OKAY.Copy !req
317. I'M GOING TO TRY TO CONVEY
AN EMOTION TO YOUCopy !req
318. THROUGH MOVEMENT
AND UNKNOWN WORDS.Copy !req
319. IT'S A CLASSIC EXERCISE.Copy !req
320. OKAY.Copy !req
321. I, UM... UM... BRENDON...Copy !req
322. I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD
IDEA.Copy !req
323. IT'S JUST... IT'S JUST
AN ACTING EXERCISE.Copy !req
324. WELL, WHAT I LIKE TO DO
IN MY FILMS...Copy !req
325. THIS IS YOUR FIRST ONE.Copy !req
326. MELISSA, SHH—— PLEASE.Copy !req
327. YOU'RE SO EASILY REPLACEABLE.Copy !req
328. OKAY, BRENDON...Copy !req
329. YEAH.Copy !req
330. WHAT I LIKE...Copy !req
331. YOU KNOW WHAT
I WAS THINKING, BRENDON?Copy !req
332. MELISSA...Copy !req
333. THAT MAYBE I'M GOING TO GO HOME
AND THEN SEE IF YOU CANCopy !req
334. GET SOMEONE
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.Copy !req
335. MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD IDE...Copy !req
336. HEY, WHOA! GUYS, HEY!Copy !req
337. WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU MADE HIM DIRECTOR.Copy !req
338. YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS.Copy !req
339. GIVE HIM A LITTLE BIT OF POWER
AND HE GOES CRAZY.Copy !req
340. MELISSA, YOU'RE FIRED.Copy !req
341. UM... TAKE FIVE...Copy !req
342. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
343. YEARS.Copy !req
344. CAN I TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY,
BRENDON?Copy !req
345. NOPE, I'M THE DIRECTOR, MELISSA,
SO I'M—...Copy !req
346. I'M THE TALENT.Copy !req
347. OH, THAT'S CLEVER.Copy !req
348. THAT'S SO CLEVER.Copy !req
349. GUYS, PLEASE.Copy !req
350. MELISSA, I THINK, MIGHT BE
TOO HEAVY FOR THIS PART.Copy !req
351. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
352. I GUESS MAYBE WE'LL HAVE
TO REPLACE HERCopy !req
353. WITH A THINNER ACTRESS.Copy !req
354. MELISSA, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
355. I'M NOT GOING TO SINK
TO YOUR LEVEL, JASON.Copy !req
356. WELL, BRENDON, MAYBE, UM, IF...Copy !req
357. ALL RIGHT, COOL.Copy !req
358. JASON, I LOVE THE DIRECTING
IDEAS AND MELISSA...Copy !req
359. YES.Copy !req
360. YOU LOOK FABULOUS.Copy !req
361. THANK YOU.Copy !req
362. I STILL DON'T THINK
WE'VE CLARIFIED...Copy !req
363. I KNOW, I KNOW, THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
364. I LOVE THAT YOU'RE THINKING.Copy !req
365. SO, UH... LET'S GET
TO THE MOVIE.Copy !req
366. SO, BRENDON, YOU'RE GOING TO BE
SPEAKING AN UNKNOWN LANGUAGE?Copy !req
367. EXACTLY—— JUST REACT TO IT,
YEAH.Copy !req
368. OKAY, BRENDON?Copy !req
369. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
370. WHAT BUTTON DO I PRESS?Copy !req
371. REMIND ME NEVER TO GIVE
THE CAMERA TO JASON AGAIN.Copy !req
372. IT'S THE RED BUTTON RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
373. OKAY, READY?Copy !req
374. OKAY.Copy !req
375. AND ACTION.Copy !req
376. HEY...Copy !req
377. EH?Copy !req
378. HEY!Copy !req
379. HMM? HUH?Copy !req
380. UM, BRENDON...Copy !req
381. I'M HAVING A HARD TIME
UNDERSTANDINGCopy !req
382. WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.Copy !req
383. WHAT... I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
384. CAN WE STOP?Copy !req
385. WHAT IS IT NOW?Copy !req
386. I'M HAVING A CONCENTRATION
PROBLEM BECAUSE THIS GUYCopy !req
387. OVER HERE KEEPS ON
MOUTHING MY LINES.Copy !req
388. HE'S MOUTHING THE LINES
BECAUSE HE'S SPEAKING THEM.Copy !req
389. THEY'RE HIS LINES.Copy !req
390. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LINES
IN THIS SCENE.Copy !req
391. WELL, I GUESS I'D LIKE
THAT GUY'S PART, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
392. EV... EVERYBODY...
EVERYBODY TAKE FIVE!Copy !req
393. BRENDON!Copy !req
394. BRENDON!Copy !req
395. YEAH?Copy !req
396. COME HERE, PLEASE.Copy !req
397. I... OKAY.Copy !req
398. HEY, GUYS, BE RIGHT BACK!Copy !req
399. I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF CLASS.Copy !req
400. RIGHT, OKAY.Copy !req
401. I CAN'T TEACH THE CLASS
WITH YOU HERECopy !req
402. INTERRUPTING EVERY FIVE SECONDS.Copy !req
403. HMM.Copy !req
404. I HAVE AN ENTIRE CLASS...Copy !req
405. YEAH, I THINK I UNDERSTAND...Copy !req
406. PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT ME.Copy !req
407. OH!Copy !req
408. EVERYBODY'S COMPLAINING TO ME.Copy !req
409. SO, I'M SORRY,Copy !req
410. NO MORE ACTING CLASS.Copy !req
411. NO, NO, I CAN'T BE...Copy !req
412. BRENDON...Copy !req
413. NO.Copy !req
414. I CAN'T BE KICKED OUT OF ACTING
C... CL... UH, UH... OKAY...Copy !req
415. WILL THERE BE A REFUND?Copy !req
416. NO.Copy !req
417. MY MOM IS GOING TO KILL ME.Copy !req
418. I... WAIT, NO, WAIT.Copy !req
419. JUST THINK ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
420. WHAT IF...Copy !req
421. NO.
WHAT IF...Copy !req
422. HEY, DON'T MAKE ME
CALL YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
423. WHOA.Copy !req
424. I'LL CALL HER.Copy !req
425. I'LL LEAVE QUIETLY RIGHT NOW
IF YOU DON'T CALL HER.Copy !req
426. I'M... I'M NOT GOOD
AT REPRIMANDING PEOPLECopy !req
427. BUT I'M THE TEACHER, SO I FEEL
LIKE I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHINGCopy !req
428. ABOUT THE INCIDENT IN CLASS.Copy !req
429. UM... UH...
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?Copy !req
430. HMM.Copy !req
431. AND WE'RE BOTH INTERESTED
IN WRITING.Copy !req
432. SO FOR THE SAKE OF THE PEOPLE
IN THE CLASSCopy !req
433. LET'S TRY TO GET ALONG, RIGHT?Copy !req
434. HOW'S TEACHING?Copy !req
435. NOTHING.Copy !req
436. WHAT?Copy !req
437. NOBODY.Copy !req
438. I... I DON'T LIKE HIM.Copy !req
439. WHAT?Copy !req
440. TEACHING'S GREAT.Copy !req
441. GREAT.Copy !req
442. GREAT.Copy !req
443. GOOD.Copy !req
444. HOW'S ACTING CLASS?Copy !req
445. FANTASTIC!Copy !req
446. UM... SO GOOD
I MIGHT NOT EVEN GO TONIGHT.Copy !req
447. I'M AHEAD OF THEM.Copy !req
448. I... YOU KNOW, THEY'RE JEALOUS.Copy !req
449. THEY HATE ME MAYBE.Copy !req
450. NO, I'M KIDDING.Copy !req
451. IT'S REALLY GOOD.Copy !req
452. CAN YOU PASS THE PLEASE PEAS?Copy !req
453. I DIDN'T MAKE ANY PLEASE.Copy !req
454. OH, NO, I MEANT PEAS.Copy !req
455. OH, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.Copy !req
456. I FORGOT TO KISS THEM.Copy !req
457. WHAT?Copy !req
458. MAKE OUT... MAKE THEM.Copy !req
459. WE'RE KICKED OUT OF PEAS?Copy !req
460. WHAT?Copy !req
461. NOTHING—— HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
462. WE'RE... VERY CLOSE FRIENDS.Copy !req
463. VARICOSE?Copy !req
464. OH, NO, I MEAN YOU AND ME.Copy !req
465. OH.Copy !req
466. RIGHT... FINE.Copy !req
467. OKAY.Copy !req
468. WELL, I'M A CHILD ACTOR.Copy !req
469. I'M EIGHT, BUT I CAN PLAY
SEVEN—AND—A—HALF TO NINE.Copy !req
470. AND I'VE BEEN STUDYING
STANISLAVSKY.Copy !req
471. MM—HMM.Copy !req
472. AND, UH, SO, YEAH, I NEED
TO MAKE SOME MONEY NOWCopy !req
473. BECAUSE I HAVE
TO PAY MY MOM BACK BECAUSE...Copy !req
474. BIG LONG STORY...Copy !req
475. GREAT—— SO... THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
476. WE CAST FOR COMMERCIALS AND SOME
FEATURES, MOSTLY COMMERCIALS.Copy !req
477. YOU HAVE HEAD SHOTS?Copy !req
478. UM... I'VE HAD FLU SHOTS—— IS...Copy !req
479. NO, I NEED PICTURES
OF YOUR FACE, BRANDON.Copy !req
480. BRENDON.Copy !req
481. RIGHT.Copy !req
482. RIGHT—...Copy !req
483. I HAVE MY CLASS PICTURES HERE.Copy !req
484. RIGHT, THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
485. YOU CAN TELL
I'M EXPERIENCING HAIR PROBLEMS.Copy !req
486. I WOKE UP A LITTLE LATE FOR
SCHOOL THAT DAY AND, YOU KNOW...Copy !req
487. MY FAULT—— I FORGOT
IT WAS PICTURE DAY, SO...Copy !req
488. OKAY, WELL, DO YOU HAVE
ANY FILM EXPERIENCE?Copy !req
489. I DO HAPPEN TO HAVE
A TAPE RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
490. UH—HUH, GO AHEAD AND PUT IT IN.Copy !req
491. Mmm, yeah, I'm a pretty lady.Copy !req
492. DANG!Copy !req
493. A very pretty lady...Copy !req
494. SORRY.Copy !req
495. A lady, lady, lady...Copy !req
496. I THINK I GRABBED
THE WRONG TAPE.Copy !req
497. YEAH.Copy !req
498. BRENDON, WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
499. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
500. WELL, OFFICE HOURS CLOSED,
BRENDON, SO SEE ME TOMORROW.Copy !req
501. WOW. LOOK AT THAT, WILL YOU?Copy !req
502. HUH!Copy !req
503. OH... YEAH.Copy !req
504. WELL, THAT'S... THAT'S KIND OF
WHY I'M HERE, COACH.Copy !req
505. KNOW, I'D LIKE TO WORK FOR YOU
YOU KNOW, MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY.Copy !req
506. BRENDON...Copy !req
507. YEAH?Copy !req
508. NO—— THIS IS NOT A MONEY GIG.Copy !req
509. THIS IS A VOLUNTEER GIG.Copy !req
510. THEY WORK FOR FREE
OR THEY DON'T WORK.Copy !req
511. THEN MAYBE YOU
AND I CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.Copy !req
512. YOU KNOW, I...Copy !req
513. LISTEN, BRENDON,
WHY PAY THE PIPERCopy !req
514. WHEN THERE'S FREE PIPING
DOWN THE STREET?Copy !req
515. WAIT A MINUTE,
I SCREWED THAT UP.Copy !req
516. OKAY, COACH, I WONDER
IF I COULD POSSIBLYCopy !req
517. BORROW A SMALL FRACTION OF CASH.Copy !req
518. BRENDON, I DON'T LOAN MONEY
TO EIGHT—YEAR—OLDS... ANYMORE.Copy !req
519. AND IF YOU SEE BILLY,
TELL HIM I'M LOOKING FOR HIM.Copy !req
520. YEAH.Copy !req
521. "TEACH ME GOOD,
TEACH ME ALL NIGHT.Copy !req
522. "TEACH ME TO LOVE,
TEACH ME TO WRITE.Copy !req
523. "BABY LET ME TEACH YOU
ABOUT THROBBING AND KICKINGCopy !req
524. AND CLASSROOM NECKING
AND CREATIVE WRITING."Copy !req
525. OKAY, THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
526. WHAT?Copy !req
527. A—PLUS FOR YOU.Copy !req
528. BUT I...Copy !req
529. PLEASE, I CAN ALREADY
TELL IT'S GREAT.Copy !req
530. WHO ELSE?Copy !req
531. UH, STUART?Copy !req
532. STEVEN.Copy !req
533. UM... ANYTHING HAPPEN
IN THE NEWS?Copy !req
534. "TWO CARGO TRAINS
HEADING OPPOSITE DIRECTIONSCopy !req
535. "COLLIDED EARLIER TODAY.
PASSENGERS SUFFEREDCopy !req
536. MINOR INJURIES..."Copy !req
537. GREAT—...Copy !req
538. THAT'S ENOUGH.Copy !req
539. OH.Copy !req
540. CLASS DISMISSED.
NO HOMEWORK.Copy !req
541. I MEAN, I DON'T WANT
TO SOUND PUSHYCopy !req
542. BUT I THINK IT MIGHT BE BEST
TO COOL IT.Copy !req
543. I MEAN, I HAVE KIDS,
I HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES.Copy !req
544. I... I CAN'T GET
ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED.Copy !req
545. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME
WHICH IS MY FAULT.Copy !req
546. BUT, UH... IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL
TO KEEP IT UP IN CLASS.Copy !req
547. AND I'VE...Copy !req
548. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?Copy !req
549. WAIT—— DON'T ANSWER THAT.Copy !req
550. IT'S BEST THAT
I DON'T KNOW THAT.Copy !req
551. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
552. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
553. WE MADE OUT.Copy !req
554. WE HAD A MAKE—OUT SESSION,
AN UNSCHEDULED MAKE—OUT SESSION.Copy !req
555. OH, THAT.Copy !req
556. I ALWAYS MAKE OUT.Copy !req
557. I'VE MADE OUT WITH NEARLY
EVERYBODY IN CLASS.Copy !req
558. REALLY?Copy !req
559. LOOK, I MAKE OUT,
THAT'S WHAT I DO.Copy !req
560. IT'S MY INSPIRATION.Copy !req
561. IT'S WHY I WRITE.Copy !req
562. OKAY, WELL.Copy !req
563. I WISH THERE WERE NOT AN AWKWARD
WAY TO END THIS CONVERSATION.Copy !req
564. HEY, LOOK, I'M A MARIACHI GUY.Copy !req
565. THAT'S VERY GOOD.Copy !req
566. THEY'RE... THEY'RE BASIC
IMPROV TECHNIQUES.Copy !req
567. LOOK, IT'S A HAT!Copy !req
568. SORRY, THAT WAS A CRAPPY ONE.Copy !req
569. SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE
YOUR TEACHER?Copy !req
570. WHAT'S HIS NAME?Copy !req
571. MISTER... SOMETHING.Copy !req
572. MR. SOMETHING—ALONG—THOSE—LINES,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
573. DO YOU LIKE THE CURRICULUM?Copy !req
574. OH, YEAH, YEAH,
I LOVE THE CURRICULUM.Copy !req
575. YOU KNOW, IT'S THE...Copy !req
576. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?Copy !req
577. WHAT ISN'T NOT TO LIKE?Copy !req
578. NOT EVERYTHING
ISN'T NOT TO LIKE?Copy !req
579. ISN'T EVERYTHING NOT TO LIKE?Copy !req
580. YOU GOT ME THERE.Copy !req
581. AND I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND
NEGATIVE OR DOUBLE NEGATIVE.Copy !req
582. MOM, PLEASE, YOU DON'T NOT
SOUND NEGATIVECopy !req
583. NOR NON NOT DOUBLE NEGATIVE,
OKAY?Copy !req
584. HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY I PICK YOU
UP AFTER CLASS TONIGHTCopy !req
585. AND WE GO OUT TO EAT?Copy !req
586. HMM... UH... HUH... NO, I CAN'T.Copy !req
587. UH—OH...Copy !req
588. WHY NOT?Copy !req
589. I'M SPLITTING, YOU GET IT?Copy !req
590. I CAN'T STICK AROUND IN THIS
NOTHIN' TOWN NO MORE.Copy !req
591. THIS PLACE, THESE PEOPLE——
NO WONDER YOU GOT PROBLEMS.Copy !req
592. IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS TOWN, MAN.Copy !req
593. DON'T YOU SEE?Copy !req
594. DON'T YOU GET IT?Copy !req
595. STOP IT, WILLIE!Copy !req
596. STOP IT!Copy !req
597. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
598. HUH?Copy !req
599. YOU'RE MY BROTHER.Copy !req
600. WE GOT A FAMILY.Copy !req
601. YOU GOT TO STAY.Copy !req
602. YOU GOT RESPONSIBILITIES!Copy !req
603. THE FACTORY.Copy !req
604. WHAT ABOUT SHIRLEY?Copy !req
605. YOU, GET OFF MY CASE.Copy !req
606. YOU BETTER BACK OFF
RIGHT NOW, MAN!Copy !req
607. BOYS!
TIME FOR DINNER!Copy !req
608. WELL, BIG BROTHER LOOKS LIKE YOU
GOT TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND.Copy !req
609. YOU LEAVING OR YOU STAYING?Copy !req
610. WILLIE?Copy !req
611. JIMMY?Copy !req
612. DINNER.Copy !req
613. SORRY, TELL THE FOLKS
I'LL MISS 'EM.Copy !req
614. AND I GUESS I'LL MISS YOU, TOO,
JIMMY.Copy !req
615. I GUESS I'LL MISS YOU, TOO.Copy !req
616. ADIOS.Copy !req
617. BRENDON, COLOR ME IMPRESSED.
THAT WAS VERY... IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
618. BUT CAN YOU SHOW ME
THIS KIND OF FOCUS IN CLASS?Copy !req
619. YES, I CAN.Copy !req
620. I MEAN, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
621. I WAS STUPID AND I WAS A PUNKCopy !req
622. AND I DESERVED EVERYTHING
I GOT AND I'M SORRY.Copy !req
623. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
624. NOW YOU'RE... YOU'RE OVERACTING.Copy !req
625. YOU'RE RIGHT—— THANK YOU.Copy !req
626. I'm a pretty lady, pretty lady.Copy !req
627. BRENDON, WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
628. THAT'S, UH... IT'S ME—...Copy !req
629. I'M A PRETTY LADY.
I'M A VERY PRETTY LADY.Copy !req
630. WHEN DID I TAPE THAT?Copy !req
631. LOOK, FRIEND, DON'T MAKE ME GO
BACK TO MY HOUSE FOR 25 CENTS.Copy !req
632. JUST GIVE ME THE SIX—PACK, ALL
RIGHT?Copy !req
633. GIVE ME FIVE.Copy !req
634. I'LL TAKE A FIVE—PACK.Copy !req
635. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SOUND?Copy !req
636. HUH?Copy !req
637. OH, NO, NO.Copy !req
638. HEY... HEY!Copy !req
639. THAT'S MY HOVERCRAFT!Copy !req
640. I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN THAT!Copy !req
641. OH, MAN.Copy !req
642. YOU CAN'T GO.Copy !req
643. WHERE WILL YOU GO?Copy !req
644. I MEAN, WE NEED YOU HERE.Copy !req
645. BESIDES, YOU'RE
A VERY PRETTY LADY.Copy !req
646. UH, YES, I SUPPOSE I AM.Copy !req