1. COACH McGUIRK,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
2. WELL, BRENDON,
I'M TRACING MY VARICOSE VEINS.Copy !req
3. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M
DOING?Copy !req
4. OH... RIGHT.Copy !req
5. LOOK AT THE SHAPE
THIS ONE MAKES.Copy !req
6. I CALL THIS ONE
THE TIGRIS AND THE EUPHRATES.Copy !req
7. THAT'S THE FERTILE CRESCENT
RIGHT THERE IN BETWEEN.Copy !req
8. OH, NO...Copy !req
9. THAT'S FOR THE LADIES, BRENDON.Copy !req
10. THAT'S GROSS.Copy !req
11. MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS.Copy !req
12. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
13. A MAN SHOULDN'T HAVE
LEGS LIKE THIS.Copy !req
14. IT'S JUST A BAD COLOR
TO TRACE THEM WITH.Copy !req
15. SHOULDN'T USE A HIGHLIGHTER
IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?Copy !req
16. WHY... WHY AREN'T
YOU COACHING?Copy !req
17. I'M LETTING DREW
RUN THE PRACTICE.Copy !req
18. THAT'S WHAT ASSISTANT COACHES
ARE FOR—...Copy !req
19. RUNNING THE PRACTICE.Copy !req
20. YEAH, I GUESS.Copy !req
21. ASSISTANT COACHES
ARE ALSO FOR DOING MY LAUNDRY.Copy !req
22. YOU KNOW, THE TEAM REALLY SEEMS
TO LIKE HIM.Copy !req
23. FOR GETTING ME FOOD.Copy !req
24. RIGHT.Copy !req
25. BUYING ME LOTTERY
TICKETS.Copy !req
26. THEY KNOW HIS NAME, TOO.Copy !req
27. OW, MY SPINE!Copy !req
28. HEY, BRENDON, HOW COME THE TEAM
NEVER CARRIED ME OFF THE FIELD?Copy !req
29. WE TRIED, BUT YOU WERE TOO BIG.Copy !req
30. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
31. I MEAN, TOO DRUNK.Copy !req
32. YES... YES, I WAS.Copy !req
33. BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING,
BRENDON—...Copy !req
34. I AM EVERY DAY.Copy !req
35. THAT DOESN'T MEAN DON'T CARRY ME
OFF THE FIELD.Copy !req
36. OKAY, IT'S CALLED
LOUIS, LOUIS.Copy !req
37. IT'S BASED ON A FICTIONAL
MEETINGCopy !req
38. BETWEEN LOUIS PASTEUR
AND LOUIS BRAILLE.Copy !req
39. SEE, WHAT I'M GOING FOR
IS THE ABSURDITYCopy !req
40. THAT TWO FAMOUS MEN FROM FRANCE
ARE BOTH NAMED LOUIS.Copy !req
41. HI, BRENDON.Copy !req
42. OH, HI.
HI.Copy !req
43. HEY, GUESS WHAT I'M HOLDING.Copy !req
44. UM...Copy !req
45. IT'S A SCRIPT WRITTEN BY DUANE.Copy !req
46. HMM.Copy !req
47. HE WANTED ME TO
SHOW IT TO YOU.Copy !req
48. DUANE?Copy !req
49. DUANE CAN'T WRITE.Copy !req
50. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ IT.Copy !req
51. LISTEN, MELISSA...Copy !req
52. WHY DON'T YOU JUST, FOR ME,
GO BACK AND TELL DUANECopy !req
53. THAT I CAN'T LOOK
AT SOMEONE ELSE'S SCRIPT FIRSTCopy !req
54. WITHOUT HIM...Copy !req
55. JUST LOOK AT IT.Copy !req
56. NO, HE HAS TO SIGN A WAIVER OR,
YOU KNOW, A RELEASE FORM OR A...Copy !req
57. I THINK YOU'RE GOING
A LITTLE OVERBOARD.Copy !req
58. NO, LISTEN, I DON'T DO
OTHER PEOPLE'S FILMSCopy !req
59. BECAUSE I HAVE TO HAVE
FULL CREATIVE CONTROL.Copy !req
60. I'M NOT SAYING
YOU HAVE TO DO IT.Copy !req
61. OH, MELISSA, IS THIS
YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE JOB?Copy !req
62. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
63. WELL, I MEAN, I JUST FIGURED
HE WORKS REALLY HARDCopy !req
64. ON ALL OF OUR FILMS...Copy !req
65. UH—HUH.Copy !req
66. HE DOES ALL THE MUSIC.Copy !req
67. HE NEVER COMPLAINS.Copy !req
68. RIGHT, OKAY...Copy !req
69. ALL HE'S ASKING YOU TO DO
IS READ THIS SCRIPT.Copy !req
70. DON'T SHH ME.Copy !req
71. I THINK IT'S NICE
THAT HE WANTS YOUR OPINION.Copy !req
72. OKAY, LET ME SEE THIS.Copy !req
73. THIS IS A...Copy !req
74. OH, A ROCK OPERA BASED
ON FRANZ KAFKA.Copy !req
75. UM...Copy !req
76. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
77. OKAY, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.Copy !req
78. OH...Copy !req
79. OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, GUYS,
TREMENDOUS—...Copy !req
80. REALLY.Copy !req
81. THAT WAS JUST...Copy !req
82. THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.Copy !req
83. YOU KNOW, THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
84. I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU CAN DO THAT.Copy !req
85. THAT'S FANTASTIC.Copy !req
86. WHAT YOU DO IS GREAT.Copy !req
87. UM...Copy !req
88. I'M NOT SURE THAT KAFKA'S
METAMORPHOSISCopy !req
89. IS THE BEST IDEA
FOR A ROCK OPERA.Copy !req
90. BUT IT COULD BE,
TOO, DUANE.Copy !req
91. SO, YOU KNOW,
IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOUCopy !req
92. I'D LIKE TO TAKE A PASS
AT THIS SCRIPT.Copy !req
93. YOU'RE GOING
TO REWRITE HIS SCRIPT?Copy !req
94. NO, NO, MELISSA.Copy !req
95. I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT REWRITING IT, JUST A PASS.Copy !req
96. SO, DUANE, MY MAN,
WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
97. IS THAT A YES?Copy !req
98. THAT'S A...Copy !req
99. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TELLING ME RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
100. THAT MEANS YES OR NO?Copy !req
101. I CAN'T TELL, DUANE.Copy !req
102. WAY TO GO OUT THERE, JEREMY.Copy !req
103. NICE HUSTLE.Copy !req
104. VERY NICE.Copy !req
105. YEAH! OUTSTANDING!Copy !req
106. WHY DON'T YOU SING A SONG,
DREW, HUH?Copy !req
107. OKAY, OKAY, COME ON IN,
EVERYBODY.Copy !req
108. HUDDLE UP, HUDDLE UP HERE.Copy !req
109. HEY, YOU GUYS ARE DOING
TERRIFIC OUT THERE, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
110. GIVE YOURSELVES
A BIG CHEER.Copy !req
111. GOOD WORK,
GOOD WORK.Copy !req
112. OKAY, NOW REMEMBER...Copy !req
113. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
114. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
115. IT MEANS GET OUT OF MY WAY.Copy !req
116. ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
117. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
118. WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
119. DREW?Copy !req
120. YEAH, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
BEING AGGRESSIVE, TEAM, RIGHT?Copy !req
121. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
122. USE OUR SKILLS,
KEEP OUR HEADS IN THE GAME.Copy !req
123. OKAY, DREW, ENOUGH—-Copy !req
124. ALL RIGHT?
SLOW DOWN.Copy !req
125. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY HUD——
HUDDLE UP.Copy !req
126. YOU'RE HUDDLED UP.Copy !req
127. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.Copy !req
128. WHOA, WOO, THAT WAS ME.Copy !req
129. I AM SORRY.Copy !req
130. BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING——
I'M ON A DIET.Copy !req
131. IT'S ALL PROTEIN.Copy !req
132. HOLY, MAN!Copy !req
133. I DON'T WANT TO STEP
ON ANY TOES.Copy !req
134. THAT'S FINE——
YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB,Copy !req
135. THERE'S NO QUESTION.Copy !req
136. AND THE KIDS SEEM TO LIKE YOU.Copy !req
137. YOU'RE VERY LIKABLE.Copy !req
138. YEAH, HEY, I AM...Copy !req
139. WHICH IS VERY AWKWARD.Copy !req
140. YOU COME OUT OF COLLEGE,Copy !req
141. YOU COME HERE AND YOU'VE GOT
A LOT OF GREAT IDEAS.Copy !req
142. I USED TO BE LIKE YOU
EXCEPT LESS LIKABLECopy !req
143. AND I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE...Copy !req
144. SURE.Copy !req
145. AND I'M NOT SO GOOD LOOKING...Copy !req
146. RIGHT.Copy !req
147. AND A BEAUTIFUL SINEWY BODY.Copy !req
148. THANKS.Copy !req
149. MR. PERFECT.Copy !req
150. THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT GIVES YOU CARTE BLANCHECopy !req
151. TO CHANGE THE ROSTER.Copy !req
152. SURE, YEAH, I SEE THAT.Copy !req
153. AND I'M SICK OF YOU CALLING
"HUDDLE UP."Copy !req
154. THAT'S MY CALL.Copy !req
155. RIGHT.Copy !req
156. AND STOP PUMPING UP THE KIDS
SO MUCH, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
157. THIS IS BOTHERING ME.Copy !req
158. BRENDON!Copy !req
159. MOVE UP THE FIELD!Copy !req
160. DON'T STAND THERE
LIKE AN IDIOT—...Copy !req
161. COME ON!Copy !req
162. HE'S A GOALIE.Copy !req
163. HE'S PLAYING GOAL.Copy !req
164. OH... BRENDON,
GET OUT OF THE GOAL!Copy !req
165. TIM, GET IN GOAL!Copy !req
166. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,
DREW.Copy !req
167. TIME OUT! TIME OUT!Copy !req
168. COACH, THERE'S NO TIME—OUTS
IN SOCCER.Copy !req
169. I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT TO WAIT
FOR THE PLAY TO STOP.Copy !req
170. THERE'S NO TIME—OUTS?Copy !req
171. NO, NO TIME—OUTS.Copy !req
172. IN SOCCER?Copy !req
173. NO, NO, IT'S...Copy !req
174. I KNOW THE GAME OF SOCCER, DREW.
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
175. I KNOW YOU DO.Copy !req
176. FORGET THE TIME—OUT.Copy !req
177. HUDDLE UP!Copy !req
178. YOU KNOW, BRENDON...
HMM?Copy !req
179. WINNING THIS GAME MIGHT BE
THE WORST THINGCopy !req
180. THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN
TO THIS TEAM.Copy !req
181. BUT I THOUGHT
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN.Copy !req
182. NO, NO, NO, ANYBODY CAN WIN.Copy !req
183. OH.Copy !req
184. SEE, WHEN YOU WIN...Copy !req
185. YEAH?Copy !req
186. YOU GET COCKY...Copy !req
187. AND YOU GET LAZY
AND YOU GET FLABBY.Copy !req
188. AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW
YOU'RE LOSERS AGAIN.Copy !req
189. YEAH, BUT...Copy !req
190. THAT'S A GOOD PLACE TO BE.Copy !req
191. RIGHT, BUT WE LOSE
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
192. YEAH, BUT IT'S GOING
TO HURT WORSE IF YOU WINCopy !req
193. BECAUSE THEN YOU'LL HAVE TASTED
VICTORY, SEE WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
194. I GUESS SO.Copy !req
195. AND ONCE YOU'VE TASTED IT,
IT TASTES YOU.Copy !req
196. OKAY.Copy !req
197. SEE WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
198. UM... NO, BUT THAT'S COOL.Copy !req
199. I MEAN...Copy !req
200. ALL RIGHT, LOSING KEEPS
YOU SHARP BRENDON, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
201. KEEPS YOU HUNGRY,
KEEPS YOU THIRSTY.Copy !req
202. YOU WANT A DONUT
AND A LARGE COFFEE?Copy !req
203. NO, THANKS.Copy !req
204. I DO.Copy !req
205. I GUESS THAT'S ME AGAIN.Copy !req
206. BINGO.Copy !req
207. SHUCKS!
FRENCH VANILLA?Copy !req
208. NO, NONE OF THAT CRAP.Copy !req
209. YOU USED TO GET FRENCH VANILLA.Copy !req
210. I KNOW, IT WAS A BAD PHASE.Copy !req
211. I'M EMBARRASSED BY IT.Copy !req
212. YOU WANT HAZELNUT?Copy !req
213. NO, I WANT NONE OF THOSE
FLAVORED COFFEES, BRENDON.Copy !req
214. JUST GET ME A REGULAR COFFEE,
HALF & HALF, THREE SUGARS.Copy !req
215. ALL RIGHT, MAN.Copy !req
216. ALL RIGHT, HAZELNUT.Copy !req
217. OKAY, I KNEW IT.Copy !req
218. I THINK THE MUSIC'S GREAT.Copy !req
219. I'M NOT SAYING THE MUSIC
ISN'T GREAT.Copy !req
220. BRENDON, I LIKE IT.Copy !req
221. I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T LIKE IT,
YOU KNOW, GUYS.Copy !req
222. I THINK THIS COULD BE ONE OF THE
BEST FILMS WE'VE EVER DONE.Copy !req
223. I'M NOT SAYING IT'S...Copy !req
224. WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE, OKAY.Copy !req
225. GUYS, LOOK, IT'S,
LIKE, TOO EASY.Copy !req
226. WHAT'S TOO EASY?Copy !req
227. IF WE KEEP DOING
EASY THINGS LIKE THISCopy !req
228. THEN WE WON'T BE HUNGRY,
WE WON'T BE THIRSTY, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
229. UM... CAN I HAVE
SOME JUICE?Copy !req
230. BRENDON, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
231. I MEAN, HUNGRY TO DO GOOD WORK,
GUYS.Copy !req
232. I MEAN, YOU KNOW...Copy !req
233. BRENDON, YOU'RE BEING
RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
234. BRENDON... BRENDON...Copy !req
235. WHAT?Copy !req
236. MY MOTHER SAID THAT HOT DOGS
ARE MADE FROM HORSES.Copy !req
237. YEAH, OKAY, WELL...Copy !req
238. FROM MEAT FROM HORSES.Copy !req
239. IT'S THE SCREENPLAYS
THAT DRIVE YOU CRAZYCopy !req
240. THE ONES THAT MAKE
YOU MISERABLE—...Copy !req
241. THOSE ARE THE ONES
THAT TURN OUT GREAT.Copy !req
242. BRENDON...Copy !req
243. YES, HORSES,
THEY ARE MADE FROM HORSES.Copy !req
244. NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT MAKING
MUCH SENSE.Copy !req
245. OKAY, OKAY...Copy !req
246. BRENDON, YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY.Copy !req
247. NO, THE PRODUCTION IS LIKE...Copy !req
248. I WANT A HOT DOG.Copy !req
249. MELISSA, WILL YOU GET JASON
A HOT DOG?Copy !req
250. WE JUST ATE.Copy !req
251. MELISSA?Copy !req
252. WHAT?Copy !req
253. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!Copy !req
254. IT'S LIKE HOT DOGS.
IT'S LIKE HORSES.Copy !req
255. EVERYTHING'S SMASHING TOGETHER
LIKE A CRAPPY HOT DOG...Copy !req
256. I CAN'T THINK OF...Copy !req
257. BRENDON, YOU'RE GETTING
ALL WORKED UP.Copy !req
258. NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
259. BRENDON—-
THE FILM.Copy !req
260. BRENDON, MELISSA—...Copy !req
261. WHAT?Copy !req
262. LUNCH BREAK.Copy !req
263. HEY, I CALL THE LUNCH BREAKS
AROUND HERE.Copy !req
264. OKAY, CALL LUNCH BREAK.Copy !req
265. LUNCH BREAK.Copy !req
266. MELISSA?Copy !req
267. HOW COME DUANE
WHO GETS TO BE THE BUG?Copy !req
268. BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE BUG
AND HE'S KIND OF THE STARCopy !req
269. BECAUSE HE WROTE IT.Copy !req
270. RIGHT.Copy !req
271. IS THAT YOUR DAD'S COAT?Copy !req
272. I GUESS IT'S BRENDON'S.Copy !req
273. IT'S SO BIG ON YOU.Copy !req
274. IT'S BRENDON'S DAD'S
AND IT SMELLS.Copy !req
275. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, OKAY.Copy !req
276. EVERYONE IN PLACE—— GOOD.Copy !req
277. ALL RIGHT, ACTION.Copy !req
278. DID YOU READ THE SCRIPT?Copy !req
279. I READ THE BOOK.Copy !req
280. HELLO.Copy !req
281. YOU DID?Copy !req
282. HELLO, WE'RE ROLLING.Copy !req
283. WE'RE JUST USING UP TAPE NOW.Copy !req
284. CAN'T WE HAVE TWO BUGS?Copy !req
285. I'D WANT TO
BE MAGGOT.Copy !req
286. A MAGGOT?Copy !req
287. HELLO, I'M RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
288. THAT'S SO GROSS.Copy !req
289. ACTION! ACTION!Copy !req
290. MY GOD.Copy !req
291. FOR A MINUTE THERE,
I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T HEAR ME.Copy !req
292. BRENDON, CAN I BE A BUG?Copy !req
293. CUT.Copy !req
294. HEY, DUANE, COULD
I SEE YOU OUTSIDECopy !req
295. IN THE SANDBOX FOR A MINUTE
JUST, YOU KNOW, FOR A SECOND,Copy !req
296. OKAY?Copy !req
297. THANKS.Copy !req
298. OKAY, DUANE, WE TRIED IT
YOUR WAYCopy !req
299. AND IT AIN'T WORKING, YOU KNOW,
IT'S—...Copy !req
300. I MEAN, THE PROJECT HAS JUST
GOT SO MUCH ENERGYCopy !req
301. AND HUMOR.Copy !req
302. I LIKE THE MUSIC.Copy !req
303. YEAH, THE MUSIC'S GREAT, TOO.Copy !req
304. DUANE'S REALLY GREAT.Copy !req
305. SOMETIMES IT'S TOO LOUD, AND
THEN MY EARS BLEED.Copy !req
306. WELL, JASON, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU
STAND TOO CLOSE TO THE SPEAKERS.Copy !req
307. I KNOW, BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR IT
AND MY EARSCopy !req
308. HAVE TOO MUCH BLOOD IN THEM.Copy !req
309. GROSS.Copy !req
310. WHAT DO YOU SAY I JUST PICK UP
THE REINS FROM HERECopy !req
311. AND LET ME CALL THE SHOTS
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO BEST,Copy !req
312. DUANE, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
313. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
314. DUANE?Copy !req
315. YOU KNOW I HAVE A HARD TIME
READING YOUR EXPRESSIONS.Copy !req
316. ONE TIME, I PUT A TOOTHPICK
IN MY EAR.Copy !req
317. YOU MEAN A Q—TIP?Copy !req
318. NO, A TOOTHPICK.Copy !req
319. HOW FAR IN DID IT GO?Copy !req
320. THEN IT BROKE OFF.Copy !req
321. DID YOU HAVE TO GO
TO THE HOSPITAL?Copy !req
322. NO, I DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY
UNTIL NOW.Copy !req
323. I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST
PROJECTS WE'VE EVER WORKED ON.Copy !req
324. OKAY, HEY, GUYS!Copy !req
325. GUYS, COULD I HAVE EVERYBODY'S
ATTENTION PLEASE?Copy !req
326. ALL RIGHT, OKAY.Copy !req
327. PROJECT OVER.Copy !req
328. WHAT?Copy !req
329. EVERYBODY GO HOME.Copy !req
330. BRENDON, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
331. THIS PROJECT IS OVER.Copy !req
332. BUT IT WAS GOING SO WELL.Copy !req
333. YOU KNOW, TALK TO DUANE, OKAY?—-
IT'S OVER.Copy !req
334. BUT I WANT THE REGULARS
TO BE HERE TOMORROWCopy !req
335. BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO START
ON A NEW PROJECT, OKAY?Copy !req
336. AM I A REGULAR?Copy !req
337. YES.Copy !req
338. MY PANTS SAY "IRREGULAR."Copy !req
339. SEE, AND THAT'S
WHY WE'RE A TEAM.Copy !req
340. JUST BECAUSE YOU
HAVE THE CAMERA?Copy !req
341. NO, THE FACT THAT IT'S MY CAMERA
HAS NOTHING TO DOCopy !req
342. WITH WHICH PROJECT WE WORK ON.Copy !req
343. BUT WE'RE WORKING
ON MINE BECAUSECopy !req
344. IT'S THE KIND OF PROJECT THAT
WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.Copy !req
345. I WANT TO WORK ON DUANE'S.Copy !req
346. DUANE'S DEAD.Copy !req
347. OKAY, THEN YOURS.Copy !req
348. WHAT'S YOUR PROJECT ANYWAY?Copy !req
349. SHOULD WE SEND FLOWERS
TO DUANE'S FAMILY?Copy !req
350. THE PROJECT IS LOUIS, LOUIS.Copy !req
351. OH, NOT LOUIS, LOUIS.Copy !req
352. DIDN'T WE VETO THAT ONE?Copy !req
353. NO, WE PUT IT ON HOLD.Copy !req
354. WELL, CAN WE VETO IT NOW?Copy !req
355. ABSOLUTELY NOT.Copy !req
356. OKAY, CAN WE PUT IT BACK ON HOLD
AND THEN VETO IT?Copy !req
357. BRENDON, NOBODY WAS
REAL CRAZY ABOUT LOUIS, LOUISCopy !req
358. IN THE FIRST PLACE.Copy !req
359. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?Copy !req
360. TWO AGAINST ONE.Copy !req
361. IT'S MY CAMERA.Copy !req
362. LET'S DO KAFKA.Copy !req
363. POOR DEAD DUANE.Copy !req
364. ARE YOU LOUIS BRAILLE?Copy !req
365. YES.Copy !req
366. SAY, OUI.Copy !req
367. OH, OUI.Copy !req
368. MR. BRAILLE, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?Copy !req
369. BLIND.Copy !req
370. HA!Copy !req
371. IT'S A CRUEL WORLD.Copy !req
372. I INVENTED A NEW WAY
FOR BLIND PEOPLE TO READ.Copy !req
373. MAGNIFIQUE!Copy !req
374. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?Copy !req
375. "BRAILLE," GET IT?Copy !req
376. OUI.Copy !req
377. I AM CALLING MY DISCOVERY
"PASTEURIZATION."Copy !req
378. GET IT?Copy !req
379. NO.Copy !req
380. MY NAME IS LOUIS PASTEUR.Copy !req
381. NOW I GET IT.Copy !req
382. WE'RE GREAT MEN.Copy !req
383. THE WORLD OWES US A LOT BUT WE
ASK FOR VERY LITTLE IN RETURN.Copy !req
384. I ASKED ONLY FOR A HOUSE
ON THE RIVIERA WITH A VIEW.Copy !req
385. A VIEW?Copy !req
386. BUT YOU ARE BLIND.Copy !req
387. WELL, EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY
IS NOT BLIND.Copy !req
388. WHAT DO YOU THINK, WE'RE JUST
A BUNCH OF BLIND PEOPLE?Copy !req
389. NO, I AM SORRY.Copy !req
390. I HAVE BEEN UNDER
A LOT OF STRESS, LOUIS.Copy !req
391. YOU MEAN "LATELY."Copy !req
392. I THOUGHT YOUR NAME
WAS LOUIS.Copy !req
393. YOU'RE RIGHT—— I'M SORRY.Copy !req
394. WE ARE TWO GREAT MEN
FROM FRANCE BOTH NAMED LOUIS.Copy !req
395. IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU, LOUIS.Copy !req
396. AND GREAT MEETING YOU, LOUIS.Copy !req
397. I MUST GET BACK TO MY LAB.Copy !req
398. I DON'T HAVE A LAB.Copy !req
399. YOU CAN USE MINE.Copy !req
400. IT'S A CRUEL WORLD!Copy !req
401. OH... YOU SAID I COULD USE IT?Copy !req
402. YES.Copy !req
403. IT'S NOT SUCH
A CRUEL WORLD AFTER ALL.Copy !req
404. OKAY, I DECIDED NOT TO USE
TRADITIONAL BORING MUSICCopy !req
405. FOR THE MOVIE.Copy !req
406. YOU MEAN INSTRUMENTS?Copy !req
407. YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S VERY TRITE,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
408. INSTEAD, WE'LL DO IT
WITH OUR MOUTHS LIKE...Copy !req
409. TRY THAT.Copy !req
410. YEAH, THAT'S PERFECT, THAT'S
GREAT.Copy !req
411. OKAY, LET'S HAVE FUN WITH IT.Copy !req
412. YOU'RE SURE IT
SOUNDS OKAY?Copy !req
413. IT SOUNDS GREAT.Copy !req
414. YEAH, I'M JUST NOT SURE
THIS QUALIFIES AS MUSIC.Copy !req
415. SHH... HEY, I THINK I KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.Copy !req
416. OKAY, ACTION.Copy !req
417. I HAVE DECIDED TO UNINVENT
MY IDEA OF USING BRAILLECopy !req
418. TO HELP BLIND PEOPLE READ.Copy !req
419. AH, BUT IT IS TOO LATE.Copy !req
420. YOU ALREADY THOUGHT OF IT.Copy !req
421. THOUGHT OF WHAT?Copy !req
422. BRAILLE.Copy !req
423. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT—...Copy !req
424. WINK, WINK.Copy !req
425. OH, I GET IT.Copy !req
426. OKAY, MELISSA, RIGHT HERE—...Copy !req
427. REAL, REAL BIG,
LOTS OF DRAMA HERE.Copy !req
428. BRENDON, I CAN'T DO THIS.Copy !req
429. IT'S STUPID.Copy !req
430. UH... YOU'RE STUPID?Copy !req
431. YOU'RE STUPID.Copy !req
432. YOU'RE STUPID.Copy !req
433. YOU'RE STUPID.Copy !req
434. YOU'RE STUPID.Copy !req
435. STOP IT!
STOP IT, MOMMY!Copy !req
436. WHOA.Copy !req
437. BRENDON...Copy !req
438. YEAH?Copy !req
439. DON'T, BRENDON.Copy !req
440. DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH.Copy !req
441. WHY DON'T YOU...Copy !req
442. MELISSA, STOP IT.Copy !req
443. WHO SAID YOU COULD START?Copy !req
444. WHO SAID YOU COULD START IT,
BRENDON?Copy !req
445. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.Copy !req
446. I SAID, WHO SAID
YOU COULD START IT?Copy !req
447. I NEED TO BE ALONE FOR A MOMENT.Copy !req
448. OH, DUANE.Copy !req
449. DIED SO YOUNG.Copy !req
450. KIND OF LIKE JAMES DEAN.Copy !req
451. BRENDON?Copy !req
452. UH, YEAH?Copy !req
453. WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
454. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
455. BRENDON, DUANE'S NOT DEAD.Copy !req
456. WE WANT TO DO DUANE'S MOVIE.Copy !req
457. AND HE'S NOT DEAD.Copy !req
458. I KNOW YOU THINK THAT
YOU WANT TO DO KAFKA, BUT—...Copy !req
459. BRENDON, PLEASE DON'T
TELL ME WHAT I THINK, BECAUSE...Copy !req
460. IT INSULTS YOUR INTELLIGENCE?Copy !req
461. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
462. WELL, I THINK YOU'RE ENTITLED
TO ALL OF THAT.Copy !req
463. YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY IT HAD
TO END THIS WAYCopy !req
464. BUT YOU'RE TWO VERY
TALENTED PEOPLE.Copy !req
465. AND I'D BE GLAD TO WRITE LETTERS
OF RECOMMENDATION FOR...Copy !req
466. LET'S DO LUNCH SOMETIME
AND WEEKEND OUTINGS...Copy !req
467. BRENDON, YOU HOLD THE BAG NOW.Copy !req
468. BUT I WANT TO THROW THE BALLS.Copy !req
469. BRENDON, TAKE THE BAG.Copy !req
470. BUT I'D LIKE TO THROW THE...Copy !req
471. MY ARMS ARE TIRED.Copy !req
472. BESIDES, I'M THE HEAD COACH.Copy !req
473. ALL RIGHT, YEAH, I FORGOT.Copy !req
474. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, YOU FORGOT?Copy !req
475. I FORGOT WHO WAS IN CHARGE HERE.Copy !req
476. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?Copy !req
477. YOU FORGOT THAT
I WAS HEAD COACH?Copy !req
478. UM... NO...Copy !req
479. BRENDON, HOW MANY GAMES HAVE WE
WON SINCE DREW SHOWED UP HERE?Copy !req
480. ALL... ALL OF THEM.Copy !req
481. AND HOW MANY HAVE WE LOST?Copy !req
482. NONE OF THEM.Copy !req
483. HUH.Copy !req
484. DREW'S A HELL OF A COACH, HUH?Copy !req
485. I KNOW.Copy !req
486. MAKES ME LOOK BAD.Copy !req
487. IT DOES SORT OF HIGHLIGHT
A FEW WEAKNESSES.Copy !req
488. SHUT UP, BRENDON.Copy !req
489. OKAY.Copy !req
490. LET ME THINK HERE.Copy !req
491. DREW'S A NICE GUY, RIGHT?Copy !req
492. VERY NICE.Copy !req
493. MEANS WELL.Copy !req
494. HE KNOWS SOCCER,
KIDS SEEM TO LIKE HIM.Copy !req
495. KIDS LOVE HIM.Copy !req
496. HE CAN HAVE MY JOB
IF HE WANTED IT, HUH?Copy !req
497. IN A HEARTBEAT
BUT, YOU KNOW, WHY WOULD A GUYCopy !req
498. WANT A DEAD—END JOB LIKE THAT,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
499. I CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE,
BRENDON.Copy !req
500. THAT'S WHY IT HAS TO LOOK
LIKE AN ACCIDENT.Copy !req
501. WHAT DOES?Copy !req
502. THE ACCIDENT.Copy !req
503. OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
504. WELL, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
505. DUANE... THE STRINGS
ON DUANE'S GUITARCopy !req
506. WOULD JUST SUDDENLY
STRANGLE HIM.Copy !req
507. IT WOULD BE PERFECT.Copy !req
508. OR I JUST FRAME HIM.Copy !req
509. WE CAN EXCHANGE THE MURDERS.Copy !req
510. A CRISSCROSS.Copy !req
511. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
CRISSCROSS?Copy !req
512. I'M TAKING ABOUT
CHRISTOPHER CROSS.Copy !req
513. I LOVE THAT SONG.Copy !req
514. "ARTHUR."
"SAILING"?Copy !req
515. DID HE DO "ARTHUR" ALSO?Copy !req
516. I AM LOUIS BRAILLE.Copy !req
517. AND I AM LOUIS PASTEUR.Copy !req
518. AHA.Copy !req
519. OKAY, OKAY, CUT.Copy !req
520. THAT'S A WRAP.Copy !req
521. MELISSA, WHAT
DID YOU THINK?Copy !req
522. I THOUGHT IT
WAS SO GOOD.Copy !req
523. YOU, WHAT YOU DID
OVER THERE.Copy !req
524. I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE
GOING TO DO THAT.Copy !req
525. UM... BRENDON?Copy !req
526. YEAH, JASON?Copy !req
527. BRENDON...Copy !req
528. MOM, HEY!Copy !req
529. BRENDON, ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
530. HEY, MOM, THIS IS A CLOSED SET.Copy !req
531. WHERE'S JASON AND MELISSA?Copy !req
532. UH... THEY'RE AWAY.Copy !req
533. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE BUSY PEOPLE.Copy !req
534. THEY'VE GOT THEIR OWN LIVES.Copy !req
535. BRENDON...Copy !req
536. WE BROKE UP.
I FIRED/RESIGNED.Copy !req
537. YOU BROKE UP WITH
YOUR BEST FRIENDS.Copy !req
538. WELL, YOU KNOW, IT WAS
CREATIVE DIFFERENCES, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
539. THEY DIDN'T WANT TO DO
WHAT I WANTED TO DO, SO...Copy !req
540. THEY'RE YOUR BEST FRIENDS.Copy !req
541. WELL, I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT
THAT GREAT A PEOPLE, MOM.Copy !req
542. THEY'VE GOT THEIR FLAWS,
YOU KNOW, I MEAN...Copy !req
543. YOU'RE COMING UNRAVELED,
BRENDON—— COME UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
544. HOW ABOUT SOME COOKIES AND MILK,
HMM?Copy !req
545. MOM, WHAT IS THIS, 1955?Copy !req
546. THIS IS HOW WE'RE
SOLVING PROBLEMS?Copy !req
547. YES.Copy !req
548. WELL...Copy !req
549. YOU'RE STUPID.Copy !req
550. YOU'RE STUPID.Copy !req
551. YOU'RE STUPID.Copy !req
552. WHAT ARE WE ARGUING ABOUT?Copy !req
553. WHO IS STUPIDER?Copy !req
554. NO, WE NEED TO GET
A VIDEO CAMERA.Copy !req
555. WHY DON'T WE BUILD ONE?Copy !req
556. THAT'S STUPID.Copy !req
557. YOU'RE STUPID.Copy !req
558. YOU'RE STUPID.Copy !req
559. HEY, MELISSA, JASON, DUANE,
GUYS IN HIS BANDCopy !req
560. WHOSE NAMES I'VE NEVER
TAKEN THE TIME TO LEARN,Copy !req
561. BUT I WILL—— I'M GLAD
I FOUND YOU GUYS.Copy !req
562. BRENDON, WE SAW YOU HIDING.Copy !req
563. I WASN'T HIDING, BUT NO MATTER,
I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS.Copy !req
564. I SPENT SOME TIME JUGGLING
MY SCHEDULE AROUNDCopy !req
565. AND CRYING BUT I WAS ABLE
TO FREE UP SOME TIME AND SO...Copy !req
566. I'M BACK!Copy !req
567. OKAY, WELL, LET'S NOT
GET CARRIED AWAY HERE, OKAY.Copy !req
568. OKAY, LOOK, I'LL COME CLEAN.Copy !req
569. I HAVEN'T BEEN A VERY GOOD
ROLE MODEL TO YOU GUYS.Copy !req
570. BRENDON, YOU WERE NEVER
A ROLE MODEL.Copy !req
571. NO, BRENDON.Copy !req
572. OKAY, OKAY, I'LL BE HONEST
WITH YOU.Copy !req
573. I GUESS THIS WHOLE
DUANE THING LEFT MECopy !req
574. FEELING A LITTLE THREATENED
AND I GUESS THAT'S WHYCopy !req
575. I ACTED SO EGOTISTICAL.Copy !req
576. OH, IS THAT WHY
YOU WERE BEING SO SELFISH?Copy !req
577. NO, ACTUALLY, THAT WAS JUST
A COINCIDENCE.Copy !req
578. BUT MORE TO THE POINT
IS THAT WHY YOU ACTEDCopy !req
579. SO INSECURE AND COWARDLY?Copy !req
580. YES, ON THE FIRST ONE
AND NO ON THE SECOND ONE.Copy !req
581. OKAY, WAIT A SEC.Copy !req
582. WELL, THAT CONCLUDES THE
"BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS"Copy !req
583. PORTION OF MY APOLOGY
AND NOW HOPEFULLY,Copy !req
584. WE CAN GET BACK TO BEING FRIENDS
AND MAKING MOVIES.Copy !req
585. BRENDON...Copy !req
586. HMM?Copy !req
587. DUANE IS NOT DEAD.Copy !req
588. YEAH, I KNOW, HE'S RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
589. MY CLIENT WANTS POINTS...Copy !req
590. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
591. IT MEANS POINTS.Copy !req
592. DUH... LOTS OF THEM.Copy !req
593. AND NO POINTS, AND WE WALK.Copy !req
594. STOP SAYING "POINTS."Copy !req
595. POINTS.Copy !req
596. WHAT I WANT IS SOMETHING THAT
SAYS IN HERE I GET FINAL CUT.Copy !req
597. AND POINTS.Copy !req
598. FORGET THE POINTS.Copy !req
599. NO, NO, THE POINTS
ARE THE WHOLE THING.Copy !req
600. OKAY, DUANE WOULD
LIKE TWO CUTS—...Copy !req
601. ONE FOR HIM THAT HE GETS
TO APPROVE AND THEN ONE FOR YOU,Copy !req
602. A DIRECTOR'S CUT.Copy !req
603. DIRECTOR'S CUT?Copy !req
604. I LIKE.Copy !req
605. WHAT ABOUT POINTS?Copy !req
606. OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE
17 POINTS.Copy !req
607. DEAL—...Copy !req
608. WE WIN—— 17 TO NOTHING.Copy !req
609. BRENDON...Copy !req
610. YEAH?Copy !req
611. WE WIN.Copy !req
612. NICE WORK, MY MAN.Copy !req
613. WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING
THE POINTS?Copy !req
614. IT WORKED,
IT TOTALLY WORKED.Copy !req
615. YEAH!Copy !req
616. COME ON.Copy !req
617. BREAK IT DOWN.Copy !req
618. THIS IS FOR YOUR CUT, RIGHT?Copy !req
619. YEAH, SURE.Copy !req
620. I MEAN, BUT LET ME TELL YOU WHY
I THINK IT WORKS REALLY WELLCopy !req
621. FOR YOURS, TOO.Copy !req
622. WHY WOULD A GUY WRITE ALL OVER
THE WALL LIKE THIS?Copy !req
623. HE'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY.Copy !req
624. A GUY LIKE THAT SHOULDN'T
BE COACHING KIDS, OH, NO.Copy !req
625. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
626. POLICE, THERE IS A GUY SPRAY
PAINTING VULGAR THINGSCopy !req
627. ON THE WEST WALL OF THE
ELEMENTARY SCHOOLCopy !req
628. AND IT'S NOT ME.Copy !req
629. IT'S THIS GUY, AND THIS IS NOT
GOOD FOR THE KIDS.Copy !req
630. YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HE'S SPRAY
PAINTING.Copy !req
631. OH, DREW IS INVOLVED
WITH THE OCCULT.Copy !req
632. HOLY!Copy !req
633. I JUST CALLED YOU.Copy !req
634. OH, DEAR.Copy !req
635. THAT, UM... QUICK RESPONSE.Copy !req
636. WHAT?Copy !req
637. OH, NO, IT'S NOT ME.Copy !req
638. I FOUND THE CAN
THE GUY WAS USINGCopy !req
639. AND I JUST PICKED, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
640. THIS IS...Copy !req
641. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE TRANSCIPTION COMPANY
BURBANK, CA
WWW.TRANSCRIPTS.NETCopy !req