1. ARE WE HAVING FUN, OR WHAT?Copy !req
2. MM—HMM.Copy !req
3. YEAH, ARE WE HAVING FUN?Copy !req
4. LONI, YOU HAVING FUN?Copy !req
5. YEAH.Copy !req
6. MELISSA——FUN? YEAH?Copy !req
7. UH, YEAH.Copy !req
8. BRENDON, EUGENE——FUN?Copy !req
9. YEAH.Copy !req
10. DA.Copy !req
11. WHAT, EUGENE?Copy !req
12. UH, YES.Copy !req
13. YOU SAID "DA"?Copy !req
14. "DA" IS RUSSIAN EVERYBODY,
FOR "YES."Copy !req
15. DA.Copy !req
16. DID COACH McGUIRK DO A GOOD JOB
ON THE FIRE OR WHAT?Copy !req
17. AND MAKE S'MORES?Copy !req
18. UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
19. TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
I FORGOT TO GET MARSHMALLOWS.Copy !req
20. HOT DOGS?Copy !req
21. I DIDN'T GET HOT DOGS.Copy !req
22. DID YOU GET ANYTHING FOR US?Copy !req
23. WELL, I GOT SLICED TURKEY,Copy !req
24. TO PUT THAT OVER THE FIRE.Copy !req
25. DIDN'T YOU KIDS BRING ANYTHING?Copy !req
26. COACH, WE'RE KIND OF HUNGRY.Copy !req
27. WELL, I THOUGHTCopy !req
28. SUPPOSED TO PACK YOU FOOD.Copy !req
29. YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT.Copy !req
30. I DIDN'T?Copy !req
31. WELL, WHAT...
WHAT WAS THE $20 FOR?Copy !req
32. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
33. THE $20 THAT WE HAD TO GET
FROM OUR PARENTS FOR THE TRIP.Copy !req
34. DID EVERYBODY'S PARENTS
GIVE THEM 20 BUCKS?Copy !req
35. YES... EVERYBODY.Copy !req
36. WELL, PASS OVER THE 20
TO McGUIRK HERE.Copy !req
37. AND I'LL GET THE FOOD TOMORROW.Copy !req
38. I WANT TO GO HOME.Copy !req
39. NOW, COME ON NOW LIKE,
EVERYBODY RELAX, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
40. I'M SCARED.Copy !req
41. LOOK, YOU KNEW WHEN YOU
LITTLE SCARED.Copy !req
42. CAMPING IS SCARY.Copy !req
43. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT,
THOUGH.Copy !req
44. YOU GOT TO GET THROUGH IT.Copy !req
45. THAT'S WHY CAMPING'S GREAT,Copy !req
46. BECAUSE IT'S SO BAD
BUT YOU GET THROUGH IT.Copy !req
47. THEN YOU REMEMBER THAT FOREVER.Copy !req
48. IT'S CALLED
THE LEARNING EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
49. RIGHT.Copy !req
50. CAN I HAVE SOME OF THAT TURKEY?Copy !req
51. YEAH, ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY TAKE
A SLICE OF TURKEY.Copy !req
52. ONE SLICE?Copy !req
53. ONE SLICE EACH.Copy !req
54. FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW.Copy !req
55. UH, BRENDON?Copy !req
56. YEAH?
BRENDON?Copy !req
57. WHAT? WHAT, WHAT?Copy !req
58. I HAVE CANTEEN.
HUH?Copy !req
59. COACH CANTEEN, I,
UH...Copy !req
60. I PEE... I PEE IN COACH...
McGUIRK'S CANTEEN.Copy !req
61. WHAT?Copy !req
62. McGUIRK'S CANTEEN.Copy !req
63. YOU... WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
64. WHY ARE YOU
PEEING IN...?Copy !req
65. IT IS
PRACTICALLY JOKE.Copy !req
66. OH, MY GOD!
WHY DID YOU...?Copy !req
67. JOKE—— YOU KNOW...
HA, HA, HA!Copy !req
68. I WILL TELL LONI.Copy !req
69. LONI?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
70. I WILL TELL HER ABOUT THE PEE.Copy !req
71. LONI'S GOING TO BE
IMPRESSED BY THAT?Copy !req
72. YEAH.
OH, MAN,
YOU ARE A FREAK!Copy !req
73. AND PUT NEXT TO COACH.Copy !req
74. EUGENE, I...Copy !req
75. HEY, HEY HEY, HEY,
I HEAR WHISPERING.Copy !req
76. EVERYBODY TO BED,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
77. DON'T WORRY,
WE WERE JUST GOING TO BED.Copy !req
78. CLOSE YOUR EYES,
GO TO SLEEP.Copy !req
79. TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
80. HEY, I SAID
NO MORE WHISPERING.Copy !req
81. ALL RIGHT?
COME ON.Copy !req
82. HEY! HEY!Copy !req
83. WHAT?Copy !req
84. WAKE UP.Copy !req
85. MORNING ALREADY?Copy !req
86. NO, IT'S NOT MORNING.Copy !req
87. WHO TOUCHED MY CANTEEN?
EVERYBODY OUT OF YOUR TENTS.Copy !req
88. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
89. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
90. I MEAN, WHY DID YOU TELL US TO
GET OUT OF OUR TENTS?Copy !req
91. WHO WENT WEE—WEE
IN MY CANTEEN?Copy !req
92. WHAT?Copy !req
93. WHAT IS CANTEEN?Copy !req
94. NO, THIS IS CANTEEN, EUGENE.Copy !req
95. RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
96. SOMETHING YOU'D DO, BRENDON.Copy !req
97. YOU STEP FORWARD.Copy !req
98. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
99. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT TASTES LIKE?Copy !req
100. THAT'S DISGUSTING.Copy !req
101. WHAT IT TASTES LIKE?Copy !req
102. I TASTED IT!Copy !req
103. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS?Copy !req
104. BUT THAT'S...Copy !req
105. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
106. BY ACCIDENT.Copy !req
107. SHUT UP, MELISSA.Copy !req
108. UP RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
109. WHOEVER DID THIS, STEP FORWARDCopy !req
110. TROUBLE, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
111. AND THAT'S MEANS EVERYBODY
GETS PUNISHED.Copy !req
112. WHAT'S THE PUNISHMENT?Copy !req
113. DO WE HAVE TO GO HOME?Copy !req
114. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE PUNISHMENT IS.Copy !req
115. MAKE US GO HOME.Copy !req
116. NO, THE PUNISHMENT IS YOU'LL
NEVER GO HOME.Copy !req
117. ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
118. WHO STEPPED FORWARD?Copy !req
119. I CAN'T SEE.Copy !req
120. DID ANYBODY STEP FORWARD?Copy !req
121. NOBODY STEPPED FORWARD.Copy !req
122. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
123. I'M LEAVING.Copy !req
124. COACH IS LEAVING.Copy !req
125. WHAT?Copy !req
126. AND I'M LEAVING YOU KIDS HERE,Copy !req
127. ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
128. AND HE'S GOING.Copy !req
129. HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS.Copy !req
130. I'M GOING TO GO AND TALK TO HIM.Copy !req
131. BEFORE HE LEAVES.Copy !req
132. DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME?Copy !req
133. Loni and Melissa:
NO.Copy !req
134. NO.Copy !req
135. YOU KNOW, EUGENE, YOU DID IT.Copy !req
136. DID YOU SEE HIM DO IT?Copy !req
137. NARRATED IT.Copy !req
138. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL THAT HE
DID IT?Copy !req
139. HE'S RUSSIAN.Copy !req
140. HE HAS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY,
RIGHT?Copy !req
141. LET'S SAY... LOOK, LET'S TELLCopy !req
142. AND HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND BECAUSECopy !req
143. PEOPLE DRINK PEE ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
144. RUSSIA.Copy !req
145. PEOPLE DO NOT...Copy !req
146. HEY.Copy !req
147. WHAT, BRENDON?Copy !req
148. TO TELL ME SOMETHING?Copy !req
149. I... I JUST...
HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
150. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
HOW AM I?Copy !req
151. HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
152. WELL, I JUST DRANK PEE.
HOW'S IT GOING WITH YOU?Copy !req
153. LISTEN, COACH.
WHAT?Copy !req
154. STOP PACKING FOR A SECOND.
WILL YOU JUST...?Copy !req
155. BRENDON?
YES.Copy !req
156. AND YOU'RE TAKING RESPONSIBILITY
FOR YOUR ACTIONS...Copy !req
157. YEAH?
TO SAY TO YOU, BRENDON.Copy !req
158. LOOK, COACH.Copy !req
159. RESPONSIBILITY?Copy !req
160. YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR.Copy !req
161. IF YOU LEAVE US,
YOU ARE SCREWED.Copy !req
162. YEAH, I'M REALLY MAD AT YOU
RIGHT NOW, BRENDON.Copy !req
163. LOOK, I DID NOT DO IT.
OKAY?Copy !req
164. SO WHO DID?
I'M NOT TELLING.Copy !req
165. YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO TELL?
WHAT AM I, A RAT?Copy !req
166. LOOK AT ME.Copy !req
167. COACH?
YEAH, WHAT?Copy !req
168. AT ME?Copy !req
169. NO.
I'M LOOKING
AT MY CANTEEN.Copy !req
170. YEAH. THROW IT AWAY.
IT'S CONTAMINATED.Copy !req
171. FOR THIS TRIP.Copy !req
172. I'LL BUY YOU
A NEW ONE.Copy !req
173. MOUTH, FOR GOD...Copy !req
174. COACH,
EAT SOMETHING.Copy !req
175. TURKEY.Copy !req
176. WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
177. UGH, TASTES LIKE PEE TURKEY NOW.Copy !req
178. TO ME.Copy !req
179. LOOK, COACH,
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING, ARE YOU?Copy !req
180. NO, I'M NOT GOING TO LEAVE.Copy !req
181. OF COURSE I CAN'T LEAVE YOU KIDS
HERE BY YOURSELVES.Copy !req
182. I MEAN, IT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.
I'D GET FIRED.Copy !req
183. YOU KNOW, THEN IF I GET FIRED
I'LL DO SOMETHING STUPIDCopy !req
184. AND I'LL GO BACK TO JAIL.Copy !req
185. EXACTLY, COACH.Copy !req
186. HEY, BRENDON.Copy !req
187. HEY... MELISSA?Copy !req
188. NO, IT'S ME, LONI.
OH.Copy !req
189. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
190. I'M CLEANING OUT
McGUIRK'S CANTEEN.Copy !req
191. GREAT BACK THERE.Copy !req
192. YOU COULD BE LIKE, A HOSTAGE
NEGOTIATOR OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
193. NAH...
MAYBE.Copy !req
194. YOU KNOW, THE WAY YOU DIDN'T RAT
OUT EUGENE WAS PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
195. WELL, YOU KNOW...
HE'S AN IDIOT.Copy !req
196. HEY, UH, WHERE'S
MELISSA?Copy !req
197. UM, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
198. SHE'S PROBABLY ASLEEP, HUH?Copy !req
199. UM, DO YOU LIKE HER OR
SOMETHING?Copy !req
200. I, UH, YOU KNOW...Copy !req
201. I MEAN, DO YOU, LIKE,
LIKE—LIKE HER?Copy !req
202. UM, DO I,
UM, I...?Copy !req
203. NO, I'M NOT SAYING THAT SHE,
LIKE, LIKE—LIKES YOU.Copy !req
204. OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
205. WELL, I... I... I KNOW SOMEBODY
WHO DOES.Copy !req
206. WHO LIKES ME?Copy !req
207. WELL, I MIGHT KNOW SOMEONE WHO
MAYBE MIGHT LIKE—LIKE YOU.Copy !req
208. HEY, WHO'S TALKING?Copy !req
209. UM...
NOBODY.Copy !req
210. BRENDON—-
WHO ELSE?Copy !req
211. LONI.Copy !req
212. WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING OUT HERE?Copy !req
213. GO TO BED.Copy !req
214. GOOD NIGHT, COACH.Copy !req
215. LISTEN, BEFORE YOU GO TO BED.Copy !req
216. YEAH?Copy !req
217. DID ANYONE BRING TOOTHPASTE?
I FORGOT MINE.Copy !req
218. ON THE CAMPING TRIP?Copy !req
219. UM,
VERY CRYPTICALLY.Copy !req
220. I KIND OF REMEMBER...Copy !req
221. YEAH.
WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE.Copy !req
222. ON THE SOCCER FIELD.Copy !req
223. BUT, HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
224. WELL, HONEY,
DO YOU LIKE HER?Copy !req
225. UM, I THINK...
I THINK THE ANSWER IS "YES."Copy !req
226. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A...
GO TO SCHOOL ON MONDAY...Copy !req
227. YEAH.Copy !req
228. FOR A FEW MINUTES.Copy !req
229. HUH! TALK TO HER.Copy !req
230. I KNOW, IT'S...Copy !req
231. UH? NO, NO, NO, NO,
I'M THINKING.Copy !req
232. UH... HUH!Copy !req
233. HUH!Copy !req
234. GOOD ADVICE.Copy !req
235. I THINK I'VE BUILT YOU
INTO A REGULAR DON JUAN.Copy !req
236. YOU KNOW, I SEE YOU IN SCHOOL
A LOT AND...Copy !req
237. YEAH?Copy !req
238. YOU LOOKED AT ME EVER.Copy !req
239. NOT THAT I'M SAYING
YOU ARE NOW.Copy !req
240. WELL, I DIDN'T.Copy !req
241. OH.Copy !req
242. WELL, I MEAN, I DID BUT SOMETIMESCopy !req
243. BECAUSE I NEVER SAW ANYBODY SO,
UM, PALE.Copy !req
244. RIGHT.Copy !req
245. AND, UM, I NOTICE YOU AT SOCCER
USE YOU'RE, LIKE...Copy !req
246. RIGHT.Copy !req
247. REALLY BAD.Copy !req
248. OH.Copy !req
249. LIKE WHEN, UM, MY
MOM SAYS IT...Copy !req
250. IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR
LOSE, IT'S HOW HARD YOU TRY...Copy !req
251. RIGHT.Copy !req
252. THINK OF YOU.Copy !req
253. RIGHT, BECAUSE...Copy !req
254. OH, THAT'S...Copy !req
255. THANK YOU.Copy !req
256. BRENDON, LONI, GET
IN THE GAME!Copy !req
257. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
258. A SECOND...Copy !req
259. OKAY, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
260. HEY, EVERYBODY THE GAME REVOLVES
AROUND THE BALL, OKAY?Copy !req
261. SORRY.Copy !req
262. SOCCER?Copy !req
263. PUBLIC SPEAKING?Copy !req
264. THAT'S ALL YOU PEOPLE DO,
IS PUBLIC—SPEAK!Copy !req
265. HEY, COACH, I'M TRYING TO TALK
TO SOMEBODY OVER HERE!Copy !req
266. YOU MIND KEEPING IT DOWN?Copy !req
267. I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT
YOUR CONVERSATION!Copy !req
268. SOCCER GAME!Copy !req
269. I ABDUCTED HER.Copy !req
270. RIGHT, EXACTLY,
VERY GOOD.Copy !req
271. AND THEN, UM, I TIED HER TO A
CHAIR.Copy !req
272. YES, PERFECT.Copy !req
273. AND, UH, I AM A DETECTIVE, SO...Copy !req
274. WHAT... WHAT AM I DOING,
BRENDON?Copy !req
275. YOU'RE FILMING.Copy !req
276. I'M NOT IN THIS SCENE?Copy !req
277. NO. NO, OKAY, LET'S START THIS
THING, OKAY?Copy !req
278. BRENDON? BRENDON?Copy !req
279. OH, YEAH, LONI, YEAH.Copy !req
280. CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?Copy !req
281. YEAH, SURE, CERTAINLY.Copy !req
282. UM, CAN YOU TELL JASON,
THOUGH THAT HE'S NOT ALLOWEDCopy !req
283. TO REALLY TOUCH ME——
JUST PRETEND.Copy !req
284. OH, HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS.Copy !req
285. THIS IS ALL ACTING.Copy !req
286. YOUR HAIR.Copy !req
287. PERFECT.Copy !req
288. REALLY? OKAY.Copy !req
289. WE'RE GOING TO SHOOT...Copy !req
290. ARE YOU SURE IT'S GOOD?Copy !req
291. LONI, SWEETHEART YOU LOOK...
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.Copy !req
292. WAIT.Copy !req
293. AND... ACTION!Copy !req
294. I'LL NEVER TELL.
I KNOW NOTHING.Copy !req
295. OH, YOU'LL TALK, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
296. HELP!Copy !req
297. OH, NO SCREAMING "HELP"
IS GOING TO...Copy !req
298. HELP!Copy !req
299. SCREAM ALL YOU WANT, BABY,
BECAUSE...Copy !req
300. HELP!Copy !req
301. ALL RIGHT, STOP SCREAMING NOW.Copy !req
302. GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER!Copy !req
303. BARLOW!Copy !req
304. THAT'S RIGHT!
LONI, YOU OKAY?Copy !req
305. I THINK SO.Copy !req
306. DON'T ANSWER...Copy !req
307. LET ME JUST GET THOSE ROPES.Copy !req
308. OKAY, THAT WAS A LITTLE EARLY
BUT... HEY!Copy !req
309. PUT YOUR HANDS UP!Copy !req
310. OKAY, THAT'S STILL EARLY.Copy !req
311. SORRY.Copy !req
312. HEY, HOW COME LONI KEEPS
SCREAMING?Copy !req
313. SHH. LET'S KEEP THE SCENE.
COME ON, WE'RE ROLLING.Copy !req
314. YOU'LL EVER DOCopy !req
315. ONE OF THESE THINGS AGAIN.Copy !req
316. OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE SO...Copy !req
317. OKAY, THAT WAS TOO
EARLY, TOO.Copy !req
318. TO ALSO WAIT FOR THAT.Copy !req
319. OF YOUR HAND!Copy !req
320. NO, YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE
GUNSHOT.Copy !req
321. YOU SAID THE GUNFIGHT.Copy !req
322. NO, IT WAS WHEN THE GUN WENT...Copy !req
323. WELL, I MEAN, I KNOW SHE'S
YOUR FRIEND, BRENDON BUT,Copy !req
324. I MEAN, WE'RE NOT HERE
TO MAKE FRIENDS;Copy !req
325. WE'RE HERE
TO MAKE MOVIES.Copy !req
326. OKAY, GUYS,
LISTEN.Copy !req
327. I MEAN,
SHE HAD ONE CUE.Copy !req
328. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
329. WE'RE JUST GOING OVER THE SCENE.Copy !req
330. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?Copy !req
331. THEN I'LL KNOW
WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
332. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU STUDY YOUR
LINES, YOKO?Copy !req
333. FIRST OF ALL,
GREAT WORK BACK THERE.Copy !req
334. YOU MISSED A COUPLE OF CUES.Copy !req
335. BUT I MEAN... BESIDES, I DON'T
THINK ANYBODY WILL NOTICE.Copy !req
336. WELL, BRENDON? YEAH?Copy !req
337. I'M NOT REALLY HAVING A
VERY GOOD TIME.Copy !req
338. WHAT?
WHY IS THAT?Copy !req
339. WELL, I DON'T THINK
THAT THEY LIKE ME.Copy !req
340. SHE'S MAKING ALL OF US LOOK BAD.Copy !req
341. WHO KNOW WHO ENDS UP THE LOSER,
THOUGH, AS A WHOLE? THE PUBLIC.Copy !req
342. AND THE PRODUCT IS NOT THERE.Copy !req
343. OF COURSE THEY LIKE...
I WAS JUST TALKING TO THEM...Copy !req
344. THEY HATE ME.Copy !req
345. THEY WERE COMPLIMENTING YOU,
YES.Copy !req
346. THEY WERE DOING...
LONI, LONI, PLEASE.Copy !req
347. THEY TOTALLY HATE ME.Copy !req
348. I HATE HER.Copy !req
349. I DON'T LIKE HER EITHER.Copy !req
350. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
351. HEY, BRENDON,
THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
352. WHAT'S UP? IT'S MITCH.Copy !req
353. HEY, UH, MITCH?Copy !req
354. YEAH, FROM THE FIFTH GRADE—...Copy !req
355. SOMEWHERE YOU AIN'T BEEN YET,
MY MAN.Copy !req
356. NICE TO MEET YOU.
HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
357. I'M DOING WELL.Copy !req
358. HOW'S FOURTH GRADE
TREATING YOU?Copy !req
359. UH, CAN'T COMPLAIN.Copy !req
360. REAL QUICK HERE.Copy !req
361. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
362. WITH THAT LONI GIRL.Copy !req
363. YOU KNOW LONI, RIGHT?Copy !req
364. I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH HER.
I MEAN, I KNOW HER, I MEAN...Copy !req
365. AW, COME ON, MAN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
366. YOU'RE DENYING IT, COME ON.Copy !req
367. I'M NOT GOING OUT...Copy !req
368. I MEAN, I KNOW
LONI AND...Copy !req
369. I'M HERE AS A FRIEND,
MY MAN.Copy !req
370. RIGHT.Copy !req
371. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY OUT,
BRENDON.Copy !req
372. BEFORE SHE BREAKS UP WITH YOU.Copy !req
373. YOU'RE SAYING
BREAK UP...Copy !req
374. UP WITH ME?Copy !req
375. MAN...Copy !req
376. MITCH LOOK,
I DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WELLCopy !req
377. WITH LONI.Copy !req
378. FROM THE FUTURE, MAN.Copy !req
379. LOOK, I'M NOT GOING OUT
WITH HER.Copy !req
380. AW, MAN, SEE...Copy !req
381. LOOK!
HERE'S WHAT I'M SEEING, MITCH.Copy !req
382. YOU WERE DATING A GIRL THAT I'M
SEMI—INVOLVED WITH RIGHT NOW...Copy !req
383. NOW, SEE NOW
THAT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT THANCopy !req
384. "I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH HER."Copy !req
385. SUDDENLY IT'S THE WORD "SEMI"
IS USED.Copy !req
386. YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE?Copy !req
387. OKAY, JUST FOR THE ARGUMENT'S
SAKE LET'S SAY MECopy !req
388. AND HER ARE A THING.Copy !req
389. BREAK UP WITH HER.Copy !req
390. WHAT'S TO STOP ME FROM THINKING
YOU'RE GOINGCopy !req
391. TO GO AFTER HER AFTER THAT?Copy !req
392. BRENDON, NO WAY WOULD I PUT
MYSELF IN THAT POSITION AGAIN—...Copy !req
393. MAN, I'M NOT CRAZY.Copy !req
394. IF I'M GOING TO GIVE OUT ADVICE
I'M CERTAINLY GOINGCopy !req
395. TO TAKE IT MYSELF, RIGHT?Copy !req
396. THAT I DON'T TAKE MYSELF?Copy !req
397. UH...Copy !req
398. HELLO?Copy !req
399. UH, YEAH...Copy !req
400. I'M TRYING TO THINK WHAT KIND OF
A HYPOCRITE IT WOULD BE.Copy !req
401. SEMI—HYPOCRITE.Copy !req
402. YEAH, THAT'D BE
THE ONE, MAN.Copy !req
403. HEY THERE, PEE—PEE BREATH.Copy !req
404. SAY, DON?Copy !req
405. PEE—PEE BREATH.Copy !req
406. OH, YOU HEARD, HUH?Copy !req
407. OH, YEAH,
I HEARD.Copy !req
408. YEAH, THAT'S NOT GOOD.Copy !req
409. UH... WHO DID IT?Copy !req
410. THAT BIG KID.Copy !req
411. YOU KNOW, THAT KID, EUGENE—...Copy !req
412. THE BIG RUSSIAN KID?Copy !req
413. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
414. YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE
IT WAS HIM.Copy !req
415. PEE—PEE BREATH!Copy !req
416. HEY, SHUT—UP!Copy !req
417. ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH
WITH THE "PEE— PEE BREATH."Copy !req
418. PEE—PEE BREATH...Copy !req
419. GUY MITCH IN FIFTH GRADE?Copy !req
420. WELL, YEAH, A LONG TIME AGO.Copy !req
421. OH... REALLY?
WELL, HOW LONG... HOW LONG AGO?Copy !req
422. UM, LIKE, A WEEK
AGO TUESDAY.Copy !req
423. OH, SO, WHY'D
YOU GUYS BREAK UP?Copy !req
424. YOU KNOW, A LOT OF THINGS JUST
WEREN'T WORKING OUT LIKE...Copy !req
425. YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T HAVE RECESS
AT THE SAME TIME.Copy !req
426. AND WE DIDN'T HAVE LUNCH
AT THE SAME TIME.Copy !req
427. YEAH, IT WAS HARD.Copy !req
428. I JUST RAN INTO HIM.
THAT'S WHY I ASK.Copy !req
429. YOU DID?
YEAH.Copy !req
430. WHAT DID HE SAY?Copy !req
431. UH, NOTHING.
I JUST RAN INTO HIM.Copy !req
432. HE DIDN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING.Copy !req
433. DID YOU JUST TALK?Copy !req
434. DO YOU, UM, STILL LIKE HIM?Copy !req
435. NO.Copy !req
436. NO?Copy !req
437. WHY?
THAT I STILL LIKE MITCH?Copy !req
438. NO, NO.Copy !req
439. THAT I LIKE HIM?Copy !req
440. OR DID YOU GO UP TO HIMCopy !req
441. WALK BY EACH OTHER?Copy !req
442. UH, WE JUST KIND OF MET.Copy !req
443. HEY, LONI, COME HERE.Copy !req
444. UH, OKAY, BYE.Copy !req
445. IN THIS OTHER GUY?Copy !req
446. WELL, SHE DECLINED BEINGCopy !req
447. A LITTLE TOO QUICKLY, WHICH
MAKES ME SKEPTICAL.Copy !req
448. SEEING THIS GIRL?Copy !req
449. TWO DAYS.Copy !req
450. THE PREVIOUS BOYFRIEND GO OUT?Copy !req
451. FOUR DAYS.Copy !req
452. FOUR DAYS?Copy !req
453. IT WAS LAST WEEK.Copy !req
454. YEAH, THINGS HAPPEN FAST WHEN
YOU'RE YOUNG.Copy !req
455. TELL ME ABOUT IT.Copy !req
456. YOU KNOW, WOMEN ARE...
WOMEN ARE TOUGH.Copy !req
457. THEY'RE...Copy !req
458. IN MY EXPERIENCE...Copy !req
459. I MEAN, I'VE BEEN ALL OVER THE
WORLD—...Copy !req
460. AND ASIA.Copy !req
461. WOW.
AND SOUTH AMERIC—-Copy !req
462. I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THERE YET.Copy !req
463. ARE A COMPLICATED BUNCH.Copy !req
464. YEAH?Copy !req
465. LET ME GIVE YOU AN ANALOGY.Copy !req
466. THEY'RE LIKE GRAPES.Copy !req
467. THAT'S ALL I GOT,
BECAUSE I SAID "BUNCH"Copy !req
468. AND THEN I THOUGHT OF GRAPES.Copy !req
469. THAT'S NOT GREAT, BUT, YOU KNOWCopy !req
470. I'M GETTING SOMEWHERE HERE,
BRENDON.Copy !req
471. I'M TRYING.Copy !req
472. I KNOW;
I APPRECIATE IT.Copy !req
473. YOU KNOW, IF I SAID WOMEN ARE ACopy !req
474. I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF, UM...Copy !req
475. I THOUGHT OF GRAPES AGAIN.Copy !req
476. SO, I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST
IN THE WAY OF MITCH AND LONI.Copy !req
477. BRENDON...Copy !req
478. YEAH.Copy !req
479. YOU'RE EIGHT YEARS OLD.Copy !req
480. TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY.Copy !req
481. BEFORE YOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST,
LUNCH AND DINNER AND SNACK.Copy !req
482. AND YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY
ABOUT...Copy !req
483. SHE KNOWS HER.Copy !req
484. I MEAN, SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOWCopy !req
485. TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER,
I THINK.Copy !req
486. THEY... THEY HAVE THIS THING.Copy !req
487. YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW HER
THE WAY.Copy !req
488. YES!Copy !req
489. YOU'RE GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR
RELATIONSHIP...Copy !req
490. WITH HER THAT IT'S NOT GOINGCopy !req
491. TO BE EASY FOR HER, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
492. THIS IS NOT A THING THAT SHE'SCopy !req
493. CLICKING HER HEELS FROM BECAUSE,
I MEAN, IT HURTS.Copy !req
494. WITHOUT BREAKING HER HEART—...Copy !req
495. JUST REMEMBER THAT.Copy !req
496. YES, THAT'S WHAT
I'M GOING TO DO.Copy !req
497. THERE'S A THING
CALLED "DESTINY."Copy !req
498. THERE IS.Copy !req
499. THE DRAIN OF DESTINY, MELISSA.Copy !req
500. HEY, LONI.Copy !req
501. OH, HI, BRENDON.Copy !req
502. HI, HOW YOU DOING?
GOOD.Copy !req
503. UH, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
504. YEAH, ACTUALLY I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU, TOO.Copy !req
505. BRENDON?
YEAH.Copy !req
506. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU
THIS BUT, UM, LIKE,Copy !req
507. I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLYCopy !req
508. LIKE YOU... AS A FRIEND.Copy !req
509. OH.Copy !req
510. AND, LIKE I REALLY WANT TO BE
YOUR FRIEND A LOT.Copy !req
511. OH.Copy !req
512. BUT, UM...
I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.Copy !req
513. OH!Copy !req
514. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO.Copy !req
515. I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
SORRY.Copy !req
516. YEAH... NO... UH...Copy !req
517. BRENDON,
WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
518. NOTHING.Copy !req
519. TO BREAK UP WITH HER.Copy !req
520. YOU ALREADY HEARD ABOUT IT?Copy !req
521. I HEARD SHE BROKE UP WITH YOU...Copy !req
522. YEAH, SHE DID.Copy !req
523. WITH MITCH AGAIN.Copy !req
524. WHOA, STOP, I DIDN'T...
I DID NOT CRY.Copy !req
525. WORD IS THAT YOU CRIED.Copy !req
526. I DIDN'T... MELISSA.Copy !req
527. I'LL TRY AND SET
THE RECORD STRAIGHT.Copy !req
528. SHE'S GOING OUT WITH MITCH?Copy !req
529. YEAH, SHE WANTED TO GO OUT
WITH MITCH AGAIN.Copy !req
530. SHE'S ALREADY GOING OUT
WITH HIM, THOUGH?Copy !req
531. ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED
ANYWAY?Copy !req
532. YES, BUT... NO...
NO, THIS SUCKS.Copy !req
533. SO I GUESS LONI WON'T BE
IN THE MOVIES ANYMORE.Copy !req
534. NO, I DON'T THINK SHE WILL BE,
MELISSA.Copy !req
535. NO, I THINK YOU'VE GOT YOUR OLD
ROLE BACK, OKAY?Copy !req
536. ARE YOU HAPPY?Copy !req
537. I ACTUALLY AM.Copy !req
538. WITH YOU AND THAT YOU CRIED...Copy !req
539. I DIDN'T CRY.
I DID NOT CRY, MELISSA.Copy !req
540. BRENDON.Copy !req
541. YEAH.Copy !req
542. GOT DUMPED.Copy !req
543. HA... YEAH.Copy !req
544. WORD TRAVELS FAST.Copy !req
545. THAT'S GOT TO HURT.Copy !req
546. UH, ACTUALLY, IT DOES.Copy !req
547. I HEARD IT WENT DOWN HARD, TOO.Copy !req
548. YEAH, IT WAS A VERY QUICK AND...Copy !req
549. ARE TOGETHER?Copy !req
550. TO PLAY THIS TRICK ON,
THIS JOKE.Copy !req
551. IT WASN'T A JOKE.Copy !req
552. BY BOTH OF THEM.Copy !req
553. AND YOU KNOW WHAT,
SISTER?Copy !req
554. DON'T PLAY ME...Copy !req
555. DON'T PLAY BRENDON SMALL BECAUSE
HE DON'T LIKE THAT STUFF.Copy !req
556. LOVE, SOMEONE ALWAYS GETS HURT.Copy !req
557. I'M TURNING MY CHIPS IN.
YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE YOU LOST?Copy !req
558. NO, I QUIT!Copy !req
559. YOU FORFEIT?Copy !req
560. I FOLD!
I KNOW WHAT MY CARDS ARE.Copy !req
561. AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING?Copy !req
562. I DON'T HAVE A GOOD HAND!Copy !req
563. HEY, MITCH.Copy !req
564. HEY, HOW
YOU DOING?Copy !req
565. HOW'S IT
GOING?Copy !req
566. IT'S GOING
GOOOD.Copy !req
567. YEAH, YOU
LOOK GOOD.Copy !req
568. I PUT AN EXTRA "O"
BECAUSE IT'S SO GOOD.Copy !req
569. I HEARD, UH...Copy !req
570. ARE A THING NOW.Copy !req
571. YEAH, MAN, I COULDN'T BE
HAPPIER.Copy !req
572. YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
573. I'M SMILING SO BIG.Copy !req
574. YEAH, YOU REALLY ARE.
YEAH, YOU LOOK VERY...Copy !req
575. THE LAUGH IS COMING EASY NOW.Copy !req
576. YEAH.Copy !req
577. SOMETIMES A LAUGH FEELS FORCED,
BUT NOT TODAY.Copy !req
578. YEAH, WISH I COULD BE HAPPY
FOR YOU, MAN.Copy !req
579. WHY CAN'T YOU BE?Copy !req
580. YOU... YOU WENT OUT WITH HER
AFTER ME AND SHE WERE FINISHED.Copy !req
581. AW, MAN, DON'T LAY IT OUT
IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.Copy !req
582. THEN IT JUST SOUNDS BAD,
YOU SEE?Copy !req
583. YOU SABOTAGED IT.Copy !req
584. NO.Copy !req
585. WITH HER THE WHOLE TIME.Copy !req
586. NO...
NO WAY.Copy !req
587. YES, YOU WERE.Copy !req
588. WITH THE LADY.Copy !req
589. I WAS BEING TRUTHFUL WITH YOU,
BRENDON, MAN.Copy !req
590. IT LOOKS BAD, I KNOW.Copy !req
591. I KNOW RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS BAD.Copy !req
592. I'M... I'M WITH THE GIRL I WAS
TELLING YOU TO GET AWAY FROM.Copy !req
593. BUT, MAN, IT'S JUST
A COINCIDENCE.Copy !req
594. SO WHAT'S GOING ON, THEN, MAN?Copy !req
595. I'M GOING TO CHECK OUT A FLICK
WITH MY LADY.Copy !req
596. OH, MAN! AIN'T NOTHING
LIKE LOVE, BRENDON.Copy !req
597. I'M SAYING?Copy !req
598. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
THEY EXCHANGE NOTES...Copy !req
599. WHO EVERYBODY THINK IS CUTE,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
600. I... I WAS, UH...Copy !req
601. OH, I BUMPED INTO A GUY JUST ACopy !req
602. GRADE WITH AND HE SAID TO ME—...Copy !req
603. COMPLIMENTARY—...Copy !req
604. HE SAID TO ME, HE SAID "YOU
KNOW, ALL THE OTHER GUYSCopy !req
605. ALWAYS LIKED YOU."Copy !req
606. HAVE JUST MELTED...Copy !req
607. YEAH, WELL, HONESTLY, MITCH,
GOOD LUCK,Copy !req
608. GOOD LUCK BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING
TO NEED IT.Copy !req
609. SEE, THERE YOU GO, BE POSITIVE,
"GOOD LUCK."Copy !req
610. THAT'S THE BEST THING THAT CAME
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH SO FAR.Copy !req
611. YEAH, BUT IT WAS A SARCASTIC
"GOOD LUCK."Copy !req
612. DIDN'T YOU READ THE SUBTEXT?Copy !req
613. I'M DONE WITH SUBTEXT;
SUBTEXT HAS RUINED ME.Copy !req
614. UGH, YOU FIFTH GRADERS
ARE ALL ALIKE! YOU DON'T LISTEN!Copy !req
615. YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!Copy !req
616. HMM.Copy !req
617. JESUS!Copy !req
618. TO JUDGE THE FIFTH GRADERS, MAN.Copy !req
619. AND YOU'RE SO QUICK TO JUDGE US
FOR JUDGING YOU!Copy !req
620. HELLO, LONI,Copy !req
621. HELLO, MITCH.Copy !req
622. HELLO, BRENDON.Copy !req
623. OF ALL THE PLACES, THE JOINTSCopy !req
624. YOU WALK INTO MINE, DIDN'T YOU?Copy !req
625. I SURE DID.Copy !req
626. I'VE COME TO A DECISION, LONI.Copy !req
627. YES?Copy !req
628. LOOK, I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OFCopy !req
629. OF HERE, TAKE MITCH WITH YOU.Copy !req
630. NO, BRENDON, NO.Copy !req
631. SAY IT ISN'T SO.Copy !req
632. I'M GIVING YOU THESE LETTERS OF
TRANSIT.Copy !req
633. I WANT TO STAY HERE WITH YOU,
BRENDON!Copy !req
634. LETTERS OF TRANSIT,
LETTERS OF TRANSIT!Copy !req
635. I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH MITCH I
WANT TO STAY WITH YOU, BRENDON.Copy !req
636. NO, YOU TWO ARE BETTER
OFF TOGETHER, YOU SEE?Copy !req
637. OH, IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANT.Copy !req
638. BUT BEFORE YOU GO...Copy !req
639. DUANE, YOU MIND PLAYING
THAT OLD NUMBER?Copy !req
640. YOU KNOW THE ONE.Copy !req
641. IT'S...
OUR SONG.Copy !req
642. YES, YES,
IT IS.Copy !req
643. HEY, LET ME BUY YOU TWO A DRINK.Copy !req
644. AREN'T YOU GOING
TO HAVE SOME?Copy !req
645. NO, THANK YOU.Copy !req
646. I HAD SOME EARLIER.Copy !req
647. WELL, THEN,
HERE'S TO BRENDON.Copy !req
648. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
649. OH, UH, I'M NOT SURE
THE NAME OF THAT DRINK.Copy !req
650. WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT AGAIN,
EUGENE?Copy !req
651. DID... WHEN YOU AND DADCopy !req
652. GIVE IT TO HIM YOU KNOW,Copy !req
653. JUST LIKE "GET OUT OF HERE"?Copy !req
654. NO, HONEY, IT WAS AN AGREEMENT.Copy !req
655. IT WAS... IT WAS A LONG TIME IN
COMING,Copy !req
656. UH... BUT, YOU KNOW, KEEP INCopy !req
657. TO DO WITH YOU AND JOSIE.Copy !req
658. YOU'VE GIVEN US NOTHING BUT
HAPPINESS.Copy !req
659. OH, I DIDN'T THINK
IT WAS...
OH, SORRY.Copy !req
660. UNTIL YOU JUST...
I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
661. HONEY, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T...Copy !req
662. I'M SORRY I PUT THE THOUGHT
IN YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
663. OH, THANKS A LOT, MOM.Copy !req
664. I THINK IT'S BETTER THIS WAY
BEING SINGLE,Copy !req
665. YOU KNOW, I MEAN...Copy !req
666. YOU ARE FREE AS A BIRD,
LITTLE BUDDY.Copy !req
667. OF THE BOOK OF BRENDON.Copy !req
668. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?Copy !req
669. I'M EXCITED
TO READ IT.Copy !req
670. IT'S GOING TO BE
A BEST SELLER.Copy !req
671. YES, BECAUSE
I'M MAKING ONE.Copy !req
672. IT'S GOING TO GO
LIKE HOTCAKE.Copy !req
673. YOU KNOW, COACH I SEE YOU KEEP
HITTING HIM WITH BALLS,Copy !req
674. I MEAN...Copy !req
675. THERE'S...Copy !req
676. MANY TIMES.Copy !req
677. WATCH THIS.Copy !req
678. EUGENE, KEEP PLAYING!Copy !req
679. THERE WE GO.Copy !req
680. THAT'S TWO FOR TWO, BRENDON.Copy !req
681. I KNOW.Copy !req
682. BALLS?Copy !req
683. EUGENE!Copy !req
684. SORRY.Copy !req
685. COACH, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S A FOREIGNERCopy !req
686. OR JUST BECAUSE HE'S LITTLERCopy !req
687. WITH THOSE BALLS.Copy !req
688. IT'S SO FUNNY TO ME.
YEAH, I KNOW.Copy !req