1. JASON!Copy !req
2. HI, MRS. SMALL,
IS BRENDON HOME?Copy !req
3. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?Copy !req
4. NOTHING—— WHY?Copy !req
5. YOU ARE COVERED IN MUD,
YOU'RE DRIPPING.Copy !req
6. THIS IS DISGUSTING.Copy !req
7. YOU'RE... YES.Copy !req
8. BRENDON! BREN...Copy !req
9. YEAH?Copy !req
10. CAN I COME IN?Copy !req
11. YEAH?Copy !req
12. JASON, I DON'T WANT
TO SEEM RUDE.Copy !req
13. YOU CAN'T COME IN
AND YOU CAN'T TOUCH ANYTHING.Copy !req
14. MOM?Copy !req
15. CAN YOU COME UP HERE, PLEASE?Copy !req
16. JASON IS UP HERE AND HE'S...Copy !req
17. MOM, IS JASON HERE YET?Copy !req
18. BRENDON, COME UPSTAIRS
AND BRING A SQUEEGEE!Copy !req
19. IS THERE A HARDER SETTING ON THE
WATER THAT YOU CAN USE?Copy !req
20. NO, THIS IS NOT A WATER PIK.Copy !req
21. UH... OH!Copy !req
22. JASON, WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
23. FIRST, I WAS WALKING TO COME
OVER HERE, RIGHT, BRENDON?Copy !req
24. BECAUSE WE WERE GOING TO DO A
MOVIE TODAY, RIGHT?Copy !req
25. RIGHT.Copy !req
26. THEN SHANNON AND HIS BROTHERSCopy !req
27. WERE IN THE STREET AND, UM,
I SAID "HEY, GUYS."Copy !req
28. YEAH?Copy !req
29. AND, UM, I GUESS THAT WAS A
CUE...Copy !req
30. MM—HMM.Copy !req
31. FOR THEM TO, UM, COME OVER AND
PICK ME UP...Copy !req
32. RIGHT.Copy !req
33. AND, UM, PUT ME IN THE MUD.Copy !req
34. THAT... JASON, THAT...Copy !req
35. PEOPLE CAN'T DO THAT TO YOU,
I MEAN...Copy !req
36. NO, THEY CAN.Copy !req
37. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
38. SHOULD WE TWIST HIM AND WRING
HIM OUT NOW?Copy !req
39. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET THEM DO
THAT.Copy !req
40. YOU CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE PUTTING
MUD ON YOUCopy !req
41. BECAUSE IF YOU DO THAT THEN
THEY'LL DO THE NEXT WORSE THINGCopy !req
42. WHICH IS PROBABLY...Copy !req
43. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
WORSE THAN MUD.Copy !req
44. SOMETHING WITH BUGS.Copy !req
45. YEAH.Copy !req
46. THANK YOU, MELISSA, YES.Copy !req
47. BRENDON, WHO IS SHANNON?Copy !req
48. MOM, SHANNON'S THIS KID THAT...Copy !req
49. HE LIVES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
AND HE...Copy !req
50. HE HAS A LOT OF BROTHERS.Copy !req
51. JASON'S AN EASY TARGET, SURE AND
IT'S FUN TO HURT HIM, BUT...Copy !req
52. IT'S EASY TO HURT HIM.Copy !req
53. BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT.Copy !req
54. HOW COME I'M AN EASY TARGET?Copy !req
55. BECAUSE YOU'RE LITTLECopy !req
56. AND YOU BRING IT UPON YOURSELF.Copy !req
57. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S OKAY!Copy !req
58. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I BRING IT
UPON MYSELF?Copy !req
59. YOU JUST, YOU KIND OF, YOU KNOW
YOU JUST KIND OF,Copy !req
60. LIKE.Copy !req
61. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, I MEAN...Copy !req
62. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
63. HIS IS, YOU KNOW
THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW.Copy !req
64. I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT
THIS.Copy !req
65. I'M GOING TO TEACH
THAT KID A LESSONCopy !req
66. THAT HE'S NEVER GOING TO FORGET.Copy !req
67. YEAH!Copy !req
68. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA YOU DO?Copy !req
69. I'M GONNA GET MY CAMERA.Copy !req
70. HOLD ON, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!Copy !req
71. HE'S ALL FIRED UP.Copy !req
72. YEAH.Copy !req
73. UM, A LOT OF THAT STUFF WAS
INSULTING TO ME.Copy !req
74. HELLO?Copy !req
75. HELLO, SHANNON?Copy !req
76. YEAH?Copy !req
77. HI—— BRENDON SMALL.Copy !req
78. I'M S... WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
79. UH, YOU DON'T KNOW ME, SHANNON.Copy !req
80. YOU KNOW A LITTLE KID NAMED
JASON PANOPOLIS.Copy !req
81. AM I RIGHT?Copy !req
82. YEAH.Copy !req
83. YOU DID SOMETHING TO HIM
THAT MAYBECopy !req
84. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE, HUH?Copy !req
85. WHAT, OH... I'M SORRY.Copy !req
86. WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
87. I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN
APPOINTMENT...Copy !req
88. MM—HMM.Copy !req
89. WITH YOU, IF YOU'RE FREE, ON
WEDNESDAY.Copy !req
90. WHAT TIME?Copy !req
91. THINKING MAYBE... 3:30.Copy !req
92. HOLD ON.Copy !req
93. YEAH, 3:30's GOOD, OKAY.Copy !req
94. OKAY, GOOD, WELL,
KEEP THAT OPEN.Copy !req
95. NOW, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?Copy !req
96. WELL, I'M GOING TO POUND
THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.Copy !req
97. SO, I MEAN...Copy !req
98. WHICH, WHICH, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?Copy !req
99. WHICH, WHICH, WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
100. BRENDON SMALL.Copy !req
101. YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN ME.Copy !req
102. WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?Copy !req
103. SHORT KID, I GOT RED HAIR...Copy !req
104. OH, YEAH, 3:30's FINE.Copy !req
105. OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I WAS
THINKING——THE PARK.Copy !req
106. UH—HUH.Copy !req
107. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
108. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
109. SO WE'RE ON FOR TOMORROW, 3:30.Copy !req
110. I NEED SOME INFORMATION FIRST.Copy !req
111. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
112. OKAY, YOUR DOCTOR'S NAME, PHONE
NUMBER?Copy !req
113. UM, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TALK TO
MY MOM, BUT I...Copy !req
114. Okay, well, bring that tomorrow,
okay?Copy !req
115. ALL RIGHT, OKAY.Copy !req
116. DO YOU SUFFER FROM ANY SEIZURES
OR ANYTHING THAT'LL,Copy !req
117. YOU KNOW GIVE YOU EXTRA SYMPATHY
OR LEGAL, UH, RECOURSE?Copy !req
118. NO.Copy !req
119. Do you suffer from
any allergies?Copy !req
120. No.Copy !req
121. HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT BEFORE?Copy !req
122. UM—M—M—M... NO.Copy !req
123. Okay, well, you want
to be limber.Copy !req
124. YOU WANT TO DO SOME WARM—UP
FIRST.Copy !req
125. Okay.Copy !req
126. DO SOME LIGHT AEROBIC EXERCISECopy !req
127. FOR, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES
BEFOREHAND.Copy !req
128. Mm—hmm, okay, yeah.Copy !req
129. BRENDON, DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH YOUR MOVIES?Copy !req
130. WHAT?Copy !req
131. YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU TO HAVE
THIS HOBBY.Copy !req
132. I KNOW YOU LIKE TO MAKE THE
MOVIES AND EVERYTHINGCopy !req
133. BUT IF... JUST TO GO AROUND
CREATING INCIDENTSCopy !req
134. AND SCENES SO THAT
YOU CAN FILM THEMCopy !req
135. IS NOT... THAT'S NOT HEALTHY.Copy !req
136. MOM... OKAY.Copy !req
137. JUST... LET'S JUST CLEAR THINGS
UP JUST A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
138. DO.Copy !req
139. I'M NOT DOING THIS
FOR ANY MOVIE THING, OKAY?Copy !req
140. I'M DOING THIS...Copy !req
141. BRENDON? BRENDON?Copy !req
142. YEAH?Copy !req
143. ARE YOU TALKING TO ME OR ARE YOU
FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES?Copy !req
144. DOING, UH, KIND OF A COMBINATION
OF THE TWO.Copy !req
145. PUNCH LOW, ALWAYS PUNCH LOW.Copy !req
146. OKAY.Copy !req
147. THAT MEANS BELOW THE WAIST.Copy !req
148. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
149. GET HIM IN THE LEGS
OR IN THE CROTCH.Copy !req
150. DO STUFF LIKE THAT.Copy !req
151. DO YOU THINK THAT'S, UH,
DIRTY FIGHTING?Copy !req
152. YES.Copy !req
153. YES, I DO, BUT THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH DIRTY FIGHTING.Copy !req
154. REALLY?Copy !req
155. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
156. YOU KNOW WHY?Copy !req
157. BECAUSE FIGHTING IS WRONG,
RIGHT?Copy !req
158. YEAH.Copy !req
159. SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT
YOU'RE ALREADY WRONG.Copy !req
160. YEAH.Copy !req
161. SO, IF YOU'RE GOING TO DIRTY,
YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIRTY—FIGHT.Copy !req
162. YEAH.Copy !req
163. BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY THERE.Copy !req
164. YEAH.Copy !req
165. YOU'RE ALREADY AT THE PARTY.Copy !req
166. RIGHT, RIGHT.Copy !req
167. I WAS IN A FIGHT LAST WEEK.Copy !req
168. REALLY? HOW'D IT GO?Copy !req
169. I WON.Copy !req
170. REALLY? WHO'D YOU FIGHT?Copy !req
171. THAT KID, DAVID.Copy !req
172. THE FORWARD?Copy !req
173. YEAH. HE CANNOT FIGHT.Copy !req
174. YEAH.Copy !req
175. BUT HE'S GOT A BIG MOUTH, COACH.Copy !req
176. WELL, NOT ANYMORE, HE DOESN'T.Copy !req
177. RIGHT.Copy !req
178. YOU KNOW, BUT MOSTLY FIGHTING,
IT'S... IT'S A MENTAL GAME.Copy !req
179. REALLY?Copy !req
180. BRENDON, YOU'RE A SMART KID.Copy !req
181. YEAH, I KNOW.Copy !req
182. YOU'RE NOT A TOUGH KID.Copy !req
183. YOU'RE NOT A STRONG KID.Copy !req
184. YOU'RE NOT A FIGHTER.Copy !req
185. RIGHT.Copy !req
186. BUT YOU MAY HAVE A MENTAL EDGE
OVER YOUR OPPONENTCopy !req
187. AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT TO USE.Copy !req
188. LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
189. LIKE, FOR INSTANCE IF I FOUGHT
SOMEBODY, I WOULD SAY,Copy !req
190. "HEY, LOOK."Copy !req
191. MM—HMM.Copy !req
192. THE GUY WOULD LOOK, AND THEN I
WILL HIT HIM.Copy !req
193. RIGHT.Copy !req
194. THAT'S A MENTAL GAME.Copy !req
195. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.Copy !req
196. BUT I DON'T KNOW, BRENDON,
YOU'RE A SMART KID.Copy !req
197. YOU IMPROVISE.Copy !req
198. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I WAS PLANNING ON...Copy !req
199. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.Copy !req
200. GIVE ME SOMETHING.Copy !req
201. LET'S SAY I COME UP TO YOU,
RIGHT?Copy !req
202. OKAY.Copy !req
203. I GIVE YOU A LITTLE SHOVE...Copy !req
204. AND I SAY, "HEY, COME ON, LET'S
GO."Copy !req
205. OKAY.Copy !req
206. YOU GOT TO THINK ON YOUR FEET
HERE, BRENDON.Copy !req
207. ALL RIGHT, I GOT ONE.Copy !req
208. ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU GOT?Copy !req
209. ALL RIGHT, SEE, IN THAT
SITUATION BRENDON,Copy !req
210. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.Copy !req
211. RIGHT.Copy !req
212. WHAT YOU DID THERE WAS MORE...
WEIRD.Copy !req
213. I TRIED TO DO SOMETHING STRANGE
THAT YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT.Copy !req
214. YEAH.Copy !req
215. DO YOU KNOW SHANNON?Copy !req
216. YEAH, HE LIVES NEAR ME.Copy !req
217. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM?Copy !req
218. I THINK, "GOD, HE PUNCHED SOME
KIDS—— UH, TWO OF THEM."Copy !req
219. HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT SHANNON?Copy !req
220. NO! GOD!Copy !req
221. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
222. WALTER.Copy !req
223. WALTER.Copy !req
224. YEP.Copy !req
225. WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?Copy !req
226. THIS IS PERRY.Copy !req
227. GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
228. WALTER AND PERRY, UH...Copy !req
229. NOW I'M JUST TAKING A WILD
GUESS, BUT...Copy !req
230. SHUT UP, PERRY!Copy !req
231. SHUT UP!Copy !req
232. MY SISTER GOT BEAT UP
BY, UM, SHANNON.Copy !req
233. AND PERRY'S MOM
GOT BEAT UP BY SHANNON.Copy !req
234. MY MOM GOT BEAT UP BY SHANNON.Copy !req
235. YEAH.Copy !req
236. HEY, WHAT DO YOU GUYS
THINK OF BRENDON?Copy !req
237. WHO'S BRENDON?Copy !req
238. WHO?Copy !req
239. BRENDON IS THE YOUNG MAN
WHO'S GOINGCopy !req
240. TO BE FIGHTING SHANNON TOMORROW.Copy !req
241. I GOT BEAT UP BY BRENDON ONCE!Copy !req
242. BRENDON SMALL?Copy !req
243. BRENDON SMALL?Copy !req
244. YEAH.Copy !req
245. I'M SORRY, COULD I TALK TO YOU
FOR ONE SECOND?Copy !req
246. I'M GOING TO CUT.Copy !req
247. OKAY, YEAH, JUST CUT.Copy !req
248. YEAH, JASON, WHAT?Copy !req
249. REMEMBER WHEN I GOT
DRAGGED IN THE MUD?Copy !req
250. MM—HMM, MM—HMM.Copy !req
251. BY, UM, SHANNON?Copy !req
252. I REMEMBER.Copy !req
253. I REMEMBER, LITTLE BUDDY.Copy !req
254. HOW COME, UM, I'M NOT GETTING
INTERVIEWED WHEN, UM,Copy !req
255. THE FIGHT WAS REALLY MORE
ABOUT ME THAN YOU?Copy !req
256. OHHH, JASON, JASON, JASON...Copy !req
257. WELL, I MEAN, UH...Copy !req
258. IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE, UM,
STEALING THE, UM, LIMELIGHT.Copy !req
259. JASON, I CREATED THIS LIMELIGHT.Copy !req
260. WELL, I THINK IT'S, R—R—RUDE.Copy !req
261. HEY, GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
262. SETTLE DOWN.Copy !req
263. UM, JASON, IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY YOU WANT ME TO TAPE YOU?Copy !req
264. I HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY TO BRENDON.Copy !req
265. JASON, WHAT?Copy !req
266. YOU'RE... HAVE BEEN MAKING
THE MOVIE FOR TWO DAYSCopy !req
267. ABOUT MY FIGHT WITH SHANNON,
AND I HAVEN'T BEEN IN IT YET.Copy !req
268. OH, JASON, GET OFF
YOUR HIGH HORSE.Copy !req
269. IT'S MY DOCUMENTARY.Copy !req
270. NO, IT'S NOT.Copy !req
271. IT IS.Copy !req
272. NO, IT ISN'T.Copy !req
273. THAT'S A LIE!Copy !req
274. YOU'RE TURNING INTO A LIAR!Copy !req
275. I'LL SUE!Copy !req
276. I HATE YOU!Copy !req
277. ALL RIGHT, GUYS I'M GLAD
YOU GOT THAT OUT INTO THE OPEN.Copy !req
278. TENSIONS ARE HIGH.Copy !req
279. BRENDON, YOU'VE GOT
A BIG FIGHT COMING UP.Copy !req
280. I HOPE YOU LOSE THE FIGHT,
BRENDON.Copy !req
281. NO, YOU DON'T.Copy !req
282. YES, I DO.Copy !req
283. I HOPE YOU LOSE IT.Copy !req
284. HE'S NOT GONNA BEAT ME.Copy !req
285. LET HIM DRAG YOU THROUGH THE MUD
LIKE HE DRAGGED ME!Copy !req
286. HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN.Copy !req
287. I'M THE BEST.Copy !req
288. THEN DO MY INTERVIEW RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
289. FINE, DO THE INTERVIEW,
SEE IF I CARE!Copy !req
290. FINE, I WILL DO IT!Copy !req
291. WELL, JUST DO IT THEN!Copy !req
292. WELL, TELL MELISSA TO JUST
PUSH THE THING AND I'LL DO IT!Copy !req
293. RIGHT, SHANNON DRAGGED ME
IN THE MUD.Copy !req
294. AND THEN, UM... THEN, UM...
BRENDON IS GOING TO FIGHT HIM.Copy !req
295. JOGGING IN PLACECopy !req
296. IS SOMETHING I DO JUST
TO PREPARE FOR A FIGHT.Copy !req
297. AND JUST,
THERE'S THIS WHOLE LIKE,Copy !req
298. PUNCHING IN THE AIR MOTION
THIS IS...Copy !req
299. BECAUSE I IMAGINE A PERSON
WOULD BE THERE EVENTUALLY.Copy !req
300. HEY, SMALL!Copy !req
301. YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE!Copy !req
302. WHO IS THAT GUY?Copy !req
303. HE'S A FRIEND OF SHANNON'S.Copy !req
304. OH, MAN.Copy !req
305. SHOULD WE DO LIKE,
A MAN—ON—THE— STREET INTERVIEW?Copy !req
306. I DON'T KNOW, WE'LL JUST OVERDUB
SOMETHING OVER IT—...Copy !req
307. JUST FORGET THAT.Copy !req
308. UM, I'M GOING TO MAKE
A PREDICTION.Copy !req
309. LET'S HEAR IT.Copy !req
310. HEY, SMALL!Copy !req
311. I HOPE YOU GOT MEDICAL COVERAGE
BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE!Copy !req
312. WHAT IS THAT JERK
SAYING THAT FOR?Copy !req
313. HE'S TRYING TO PLAY
WITH YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
314. HE'S ONE OF SHANNON'S FRIENDS.Copy !req
315. WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
316. FOCUS... FOCUS.Copy !req
317. YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT...Copy !req
318. ALL RIGHT, OKAY.Copy !req
319. I'M GOING TO MAKE A PREDICTION.Copy !req
320. THAT'S WHAT I WAS...Copy !req
321. RIGHT, RIGHT, PREDICTIONS.Copy !req
322. THE FIGHT IS GOING TO BE OVER
AFTER THREE PUNCHES.Copy !req
323. HEY, SMALL!Copy !req
324. YEAH?Copy !req
325. YOU SUCK!Copy !req
326. MAN, THAT GUY'S A...
WHAT DID I DO TO HIM?Copy !req
327. YOU! SUCK!Copy !req
328. UH, OH, DON'T FILM THAT BECAUSE
THEN IT MAKES ME LOOK STUPIDCopy !req
329. AND I DON'T...Copy !req
330. SEE YOU TOMORROW—...Copy !req
331. LOSER'S DAY!Copy !req
332. WHERE YOU GOING?Copy !req
333. GOING HOME!Copy !req
334. GOING HOME TO DO WHAT—— LOSE?Copy !req
335. THAT GUY, I OFFICIALLY HATE HIM.Copy !req
336. BRENDON, YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU
HAVE SOME BRILLIANT IDEACopy !req
337. THAT SAVES THE DAY?Copy !req
338. USE YOUR BRAIN INSTEAD OF, UH,
INSTEAD OF FISTICUFFS.Copy !req
339. OKAY, LET'S SAY, WHY DON'T
YOU BE SHANNON, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
340. I'M JUST GOING TO SHOW YOU
HOW DIFFICULT THIS IS.Copy !req
341. OKAY, I'M GOING TO BE SHANNON,
OKAY.Copy !req
342. AND I'LL BE ME.Copy !req
343. NO, YOU...Copy !req
344. OKAY, NO...Copy !req
345. YOU BE...Copy !req
346. NO, I'M GOING TO BE SHANNON
AND YOU BE JASON.Copy !req
347. NO, YOU BE...Copy !req
348. YOU BE ME I'LL BE SHANNON.Copy !req
349. OKAY, I'LL BE YOU...Copy !req
350. OKAY, YOU TRY TO BREAK UP
THE FIGHT.Copy !req
351. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
352. HEY, HEY, SHANNON I DON'T THINK
THIS IS A GOOD IDEACopy !req
353. TO HAVE A FIGHT.Copy !req
354. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST WIMP
I'VE EVER MET, BRENDON.Copy !req
355. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, I TRIED.Copy !req
356. AH, MOM, SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
357. THE HEADLOCK——
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.Copy !req
358. MOM, WE WERE JOKING.Copy !req
359. THIS WAS... MOM, THIS WAS
A HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION.Copy !req
360. OH, LET ME GO, SERIOUSLY!Copy !req
361. HUH, ONE OF THESE?Copy !req
362. CAN I GIVE YOU ONE OF THESE?Copy !req
363. NO, STOP, THAT'S MY EAR!Copy !req
364. OW!Copy !req
365. THAT HURT.Copy !req
366. BRENDON, I BARELY TOUCHED YOU.Copy !req
367. MOM, YOU WERE SERIOUS
AND I WAS...Copy !req
368. PLEASE CALL THIS FIGHT OFF,
BRENDON.Copy !req
369. PLEASE CALL...Copy !req
370. YOU WERE SERIOUS
AND I WAS JOKING.Copy !req
371. NO, I WAS, I... HONEY...Copy !req
372. YOU STARTED OUT JOKING BUT
THEN YOU GOT SERIOUS.Copy !req
373. I RUBBED YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
374. I GAVE YOUR HEAD A NICE
LITTLE PAT, FOR GOD'S SAKE.Copy !req
375. IT WAS NOT A BIG THING.Copy !req
376. I'M GOING IN MY ROOM.Copy !req
377. BRENDON!Copy !req
378. OH, I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.Copy !req
379. I, UH...Copy !req
380. I'M GOING TO PUNCH HIS BUTT!Copy !req
381. PUNCH HIS BUTT.Copy !req
382. WHAT'D I SAY?Copy !req
383. PUNCH HIS BUTT.Copy !req
384. I'M GOING TO PUNCH HIS BUTT.Copy !req
385. THEN WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?Copy !req
386. THEN I'M GOING
TO PUNCH HIS BUTT AGAIN.Copy !req
387. THEN WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU
PUNCH HIS BUTT A SECOND TIME?Copy !req
388. I'M GOING TO PROBABLY KICK HIM.Copy !req
389. KICK HIM!Copy !req
390. WHERE YOU GOING TO KICK HIM?Copy !req
391. I'M GOING TO GO
FOR THE BUTT AGAIN.Copy !req
392. OKAY, LET'S GET AWAY
FROM THE BUTT.Copy !req
393. OKAY.Copy !req
394. UM, THEN WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?Copy !req
395. I'M GOING TO KICK HIM
IN THE GENITALS.Copy !req
396. THE GENTLES?Copy !req
397. ARE YOU PUMPED?Copy !req
398. PRACTICALLY... YES.Copy !req
399. YOU WANT TO WALK
OVER TO HIM NOW?Copy !req
400. YEAH... HEY, SHANNON!Copy !req
401. HI, BRENDON!Copy !req
402. HI, HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
403. SHANNON.Copy !req
404. HEY, HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
405. NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
406. YOU... YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO WEAR THAT SHIRT?Copy !req
407. MICKY, DO WE HAVE ANOTHER
SWEATSHIRT FOR HIM IN THE BAG?Copy !req
408. NO, DON'T WORRY...Copy !req
409. YOU SURE?Copy !req
410. IT LOOKS LIKE A NICE...Copy !req
411. ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.Copy !req
412. NO, THIS IS...Copy !req
413. OH, ARE WE VIDEOTAPING THIS?Copy !req
414. HI SHANNON, I'M MELISSA.Copy !req
415. OH, NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
416. HOW OLD ARE YOU?Copy !req
417. UM, I'M EIGHT.Copy !req
418. OH, WOW.Copy !req
419. OKAY, WELL, LET ME JUST SAY,
UM...Copy !req
420. I AM RESPONDING TO A THREAT
ON MY LIFE.Copy !req
421. ARE YOU GOOD WITH THAT, BRENDON?Copy !req
422. YEAH, I, UH...Copy !req
423. YEAH, ANYTHING ELSE?Copy !req
424. THIS IS PERFECT.
THIS IS WONDERFUL.Copy !req
425. GREAT.Copy !req
426. ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT
TO GET STARTED?Copy !req
427. IF YOU WANT TO TRY TO HIT ME
AND I'LL, LIKE, BLOCK IT OR...Copy !req
428. I DON'T EVEN KNOW...Copy !req
429. IT'S...Copy !req
430. OW!Copy !req
431. OH, BRENDON.Copy !req
432. OH, JEEZ.Copy !req
433. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
434. OH, BRENDON, STAY DOWN.Copy !req
435. NO, WAIT, NO...Copy !req
436. THIS IS CALLEDCopy !req
437. THE TASMANIAN FOOT LOCK.Copy !req
438. YOU CANNOT GET OUT OF THIS.Copy !req
439. OH, GOD!Copy !req
440. I'D LIKE A COPY OF THIS, PLEASE.Copy !req
441. UM, SURE.Copy !req
442. DO YOU WANT V.H.S.?Copy !req
443. V.H.S. WOULD BE PERFECT.Copy !req
444. OKAY.Copy !req
445. JEEZ, NO, COME BACK!Copy !req
446. I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU.Copy !req
447. OKAY, BRENDON, COME HERE.Copy !req
448. I WANT YOU TO JUST SIT DOWN HERE
ON THE COUCH.Copy !req
449. LET ME JUST PUT A PILLOW
UNDER YOUR BACK HERE.Copy !req
450. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
451. LET ME PUT ANOTHER PILLOW
UNDER YOUR BACK.Copy !req
452. LET ME PUT A THIRD PILLOW
UNDER YOUR BACK.Copy !req
453. MOM, THAT'S TOO MANY PILLOWS.Copy !req
454. BRENDON, THIS IS NOT FOR YOU.Copy !req
455. MOM, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
456. YOU MIGHT'VE BEEN RIGHT.Copy !req
457. OF COURSE I WAS RIGHT.Copy !req
458. YOU KNOW, THIS IS...
VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE WAY.Copy !req
459. FIGHTING IS SO MUCH FASTER
THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS.Copy !req
460. I THOUGHT IT'D BE A THING
WHERE I COULD REASON EVERY MOVE,Copy !req
461. BUT IT DIDN'T.Copy !req
462. IT'S JUST SO COMPETITIVE!Copy !req
463. YEAH.Copy !req
464. I'M A LOVER, MOM, FROM NOW ON.Copy !req
465. BRENDON, PUT YOUR HEAD BACK.Copy !req
466. OKAY.Copy !req
467. PUT YOUR HEAD BACK AND RELAX.Copy !req
468. OW, THAT HURT.Copy !req
469. AND DON'T EVER SAY YOU'RE
A LOVER AGAIN.Copy !req
470. GOD, THAT GROSSES ME OUT.Copy !req
471. OH, IT HURTS TO LAUGH, MOM.
IT HURTS.Copy !req
472. I'M SORRY, LITTLE BUDDY.Copy !req
473. I'M GOING TO GET YOU, LIKE,
A THING OF ICE.Copy !req
474. MOM, I CAN'T FEEL MY HANDS.Copy !req
475. OH, THERE THEY ARE, OKAY.Copy !req
476. YOU KNOW WHAT, WITH HANDS
A LOT OF TIMESCopy !req
477. YOU JUST USE THE HONOR SYSTEM.Copy !req
478. YOU JUST GO "I'M GOING
TO HANG MY HANDS DOWNCopy !req
479. AND TRUST THEY'RE THERE
AT THE END OF MY ARMS."Copy !req
480. BRENDON, YOU'RE SUCH
A UNIQUE GUY, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
481. YOU'RE SO GREAT.Copy !req
482. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE LIKE SOME
BIG, STUPID FIGHTER GUY LIKE...Copy !req
483. MOM, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
484. SOMEDAY, BRENDON YOU'RE GOING
TO BE WITH A...Copy !req
485. A WOMAN OR A MAN WHO LIKES
YOU JUST FOR YOU.Copy !req
486. OR BOTH.Copy !req
487. WHO KNOWS, MOM?
I'M YOUNG.Copy !req
488. I MEAN, DON'T START
FORCING ROLES ON ME.Copy !req
489. I... LISTEN I DON'T CARE
WHAT HAPPENS...Copy !req
490. BRENDON, DID YOU DO ANY
OF THE STUFF I SHOWED YOU?Copy !req
491. LIKE, DID YOU DO THE CRAB,
OR DID YOU DO THE COBRA?Copy !req
492. NO.Copy !req
493. DID YOU DO THE WILD APE?Copy !req
494. NO.Copy !req
495. DID YOU DO THE CRAZY DONKEY?Copy !req
496. NO, I DIDN'T.Copy !req
497. DID YOU DO THE VENTRILOQUIST?Copy !req
498. WHAT ONE WAS THAT?Copy !req
499. OH, YOU DIDN'T DO THAT ONE
EITHER, HUH?Copy !req
500. I GUESS I DIDN'T DO THAT ONE.Copy !req
501. DID YOU DO THE WACKY LOBSTER?Copy !req
502. COACH.Copy !req
503. EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT.Copy !req
504. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
505. I MEAN, PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW
I JUST WALK PASTCopy !req
506. AND I HEAR THEM HAVING
CONVERSATIONSCopy !req
507. ABOUT THE BIG FIGHT.Copy !req
508. OH, MAN, DO THEY TALK ABOUT ME?Copy !req
509. SOME OF THEM KNOW YOUR NAME.
SOME OF THEM SAY "BRANDON."Copy !req
510. OI.Copy !req
511. SOME OF THEM SAY,
"THAT RED—HEADED KID"Copy !req
512. BUT, I MEAN, EVERYBODY
KNOWS ABOUT IT.Copy !req
513. HMM...Copy !req
514. THE THING IS IS THAT USUALLY
WHEN STORIES LIKE THIS SPREADCopy !req
515. PEOPLE EXAGGERATE THEM OR THEY
GET THEM WRONG.Copy !req
516. BUT GOD, EVERYONE'S GOT IT DOWN.Copy !req
517. SHANNON DOESN'T GO
TO THIS SCHOOL!Copy !req
518. EXACTLY, SO OUR WHOLE SCHOOL
KNOWS ABOUT IT BECAUSE OF YOU.Copy !req
519. HIS WHOLE SCHOOL KNOWS ABOUT IT
BECAUSE OF HIM.Copy !req
520. UH, HEY, MELISSA?Copy !req
521. YEP.Copy !req
522. DO YOU HAVE ALL THAT FOOTAGE
OF THE INTERVIEWSCopy !req
523. AND THE FIGHT AND EVERYTHING?Copy !req
524. I'VE GOT IT ALL.Copy !req
525. I WANT EVERY LAST COPY OF IT,
PLEASE.Copy !req
526. WHAT DO YOU WANT THEM FOR?Copy !req
527. I'D LIKE TO EITHER BURN THEM
OR RE—EDIT THEMCopy !req
528. SO IT LOOKS LIKE I WON
AND THEN WHEN I HAVE CHILDRENCopy !req
529. I'LL SHOW THIS TO THEMCopy !req
530. AND THEY'LL THINK THAT
THEIR FATHER ISN'T A COWARD.Copy !req
531. BRENDON, AFTER THAT FIGHT...Copy !req
532. WHAT?Copy !req
533. I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE HAVING CHILDREN.Copy !req
534. HELLO?Copy !req
535. Brendon!Copy !req
536. UH, YES?Copy !req
537. Shannon!Copy !req
538. HI.Copy !req
539. UH, HI.Copy !req
540. LOOK, I'M TURNING EIGHT SATURDAY
AND I'M HAVINGCopy !req
541. A BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY
AND, UM, YOU'RE COMING.Copy !req
542. UM...Copy !req
543. AND MELISSA, JASON...Copy !req
544. UM, YOU'RE INVITING ME
TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY?Copy !req
545. OH, YEAH, SURE.Copy !req
546. OH, YOU'RE NOT STILL THINKING
ABOUT THAT FIGHT, ARE YOU?Copy !req
547. UH, NO... NO.Copy !req
548. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, COME.Copy !req
549. IT'D BE A LOT OF FUN.
WE'RE HAVING A CLOWN.Copy !req
550. UM...Copy !req
551. AND, UM... WELL, HE'S NOT REALLY
A CLOWN,Copy !req
552. BUT HE'S LIKE UM...
BUT WE MAKE FUN OF HIM.Copy !req
553. WE GIVE HIM SOME DRINKS
AND HE DANCES FOR US.Copy !req
554. BE A LOT OF FUN.Copy !req
555. THERE'LL BE GAMES,
YOU KNOW, UH...Copy !req
556. PLEASE, COME.Copy !req
557. UM, SURE, I...Copy !req
558. Okay, yeah, because,
to be honestCopy !req
559. I'm new in the neighborhood...Copy !req
560. YEAH.Copy !req
561. AND A LOT OF KIDS HAVE BEEN KIND
OF SCARED TO COME OVERCopy !req
562. AND I THINK IF I GET YOU
ATTACHED TO THE PROJECT IT'LL,Copy !req
563. UH, BRING A LOT OF OTHERS IN.Copy !req
564. THEY'LL... YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
565. HEY, WE'RE COOL, AREN'T WE?Copy !req
566. UM, YEAH.Copy !req
567. YOU STILL FRIENDS WITH MELISSA?Copy !req
568. OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.Copy !req
569. HAVE HER BRING HER VIDEO CAMERA.Copy !req
570. IT'S, UH, IT'S MY VIDEO CAMERA,
ACTUALLY.Copy !req
571. HAVE HER BRING
YOUR VIDEO CAMERA.Copy !req
572. UH, WILL DO.Copy !req
573. UM, WHAT'S...
CASUAL DRESS, OR...Copy !req
574. OH, YEAH, WHATEVER YOU WANT.Copy !req
575. 4:00 P.M.Copy !req
576. OKAY, OKAY, FRI.. UH... SATURDAY.Copy !req
577. Oh, by the way
I'M REGISTERED AT TOYS 'R' US.Copy !req
578. GOOD TO KNOW... OKAY.Copy !req
579. THANK YOU.Copy !req
580. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
581. HE'S INVITING USCopy !req
582. BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE
THE BETTER MAN, I THINK.Copy !req
583. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
584. SO ON TOP OF BEATING YOU UPCopy !req
585. NOW HE'S THE NICE GUY WHO
INVITES US TO HIS PARTY?Copy !req
586. YES, AND WE CAN'T LET HIM WIN.Copy !req
587. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?Copy !req
588. I'M GOING TO GO THERE...Copy !req
589. Mm—hmm...Copy !req
590. AND I'M GOING TO GET HIM
A PRESENT.Copy !req
591. AND I'M GONNA GO THERE,
I'LL BE REALLY NICE TO HIM.Copy !req
592. UH—HUH...Copy !req
593. Right?Copy !req
594. And you're going to be really
nice to him.Copy !req
595. I'm going to be
very very nice, though.Copy !req
596. I'M GOING TO PLAY ALL THE GAMES
AND I'M GOINGCopy !req
597. TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN.Copy !req
598. I'M GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN
THERE, RIGHT?Copy !req
599. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A GREAT
GUEST.Copy !req
600. I'm going to have a great time
and it's going to be funCopy !req
601. AND SHANNON AND I ARE GOING TO
GET ALONG...Copy !req
602. AND THEN I'LL BE THE BEST MAN.Copy !req
603. Then I'll be better than him and
that's howCopy !req
604. I'm going to beat him.Copy !req
605. YOU'LL BEAT HIM AT HIS OWN GAME.Copy !req
606. WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR?Copy !req
607. WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO
WEAR?Copy !req
608. BRENDON!Copy !req
609. HEY!Copy !req
610. WELCOME!Copy !req
611. MELISSA, HI!Copy !req
612. COME ON IN, YOU GUYS.Copy !req
613. JASON'S HERE...Copy !req
614. SAY HI...Copy !req
615. OH, JASON, HI.Copy !req
616. I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU,
YOU KNOW WITHOUT THE MUD.Copy !req
617. COME ON IN!Copy !req
618. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHANNON.Copy !req
619. YEAH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
620. THANK YOU.Copy !req
621. OH, MY GOD, I BET THIS IS A
BIKE.Copy !req
622. WELL, THANK YOU.Copy !req
623. THIS IS NICE.Copy !req
624. THIS IS A VERY NICE PLACE.Copy !req
625. THIS IS MY BROTHER MICKEY.Copy !req
626. UH, NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
627. AND SHAWN.Copy !req
628. OH, HELLO...Copy !req
629. HI, HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
630. WELL, CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?Copy !req
631. YES, ARE WE THE FIRST ONES HERE
OR IS THIS IT, OR...Copy !req
632. UM, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES
THAT CAME.Copy !req
633. WELL... YOU KNOW, THIS IS NICE.Copy !req
634. IS THAT THE BACKYARD OUT THERE?Copy !req
635. YEAH.Copy !req
636. IT'S NICE.Copy !req
637. ARE THERE ANY DRINKS?Copy !req
638. CAN I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING?Copy !req
639. UH, YEAH.Copy !req
640. OKAY.Copy !req
641. NO ONE ELSE HAS COME HERE.Copy !req
642. RIGHT.Copy !req
643. DID YOU ONLY INVITE PEOPLE THAT
YOU'VE BEATEN UP?Copy !req
644. YEAH, SO IT SHOULD BE PACKED.Copy !req
645. WELL, YOU KNOW, WE'RE THE FIRST
ONES HERE,Copy !req
646. I MEAN, IT'S EARLY STILL.Copy !req
647. NO, YOU'RE HALF AN HOUR LATE.Copy !req
648. I MEAN, NO ONE'S COMING.
NO ONE LIKES ME.Copy !req
649. SHANNON, ARE YOU CRAZY?
EVERYBODY LIKES YOU.Copy !req
650. LET'S HAVE SOME CHIPS
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
651. NO, I WANT TO RESOLVE THIS.Copy !req
652. OKAY, WELL, UH,Copy !req
653. YOU'RE POTENTIALLY A THREATENING
PERSON, SHANNON.Copy !req
654. SO HOW CAN I REFORM MYSELF?Copy !req
655. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.Copy !req
656. UH—HUH.Copy !req
657. YOU TRY TO BE A LITTLE BIT
NICER.Copy !req
658. AND, UH, BASICALLY, IF YOU DON'T
HURT ANYBODYCopy !req
659. THEY MIGHT START TO LIKE YOU.Copy !req
660. HMM.Copy !req
661. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
662. NO, I THINK YOU'RE ONTO
SOMETHING THERE.Copy !req
663. AND, I'D LIKE TO SAY ONE THING
ON TOP OF THAT.Copy !req
664. YEAH?Copy !req
665. SURPRISE!Copy !req
666. SURPRISE!Copy !req
667. YOU LOSER!Copy !req
668. OH, OH, SHANNON YOU MADE MECopy !req
669. LOOK LIKE A JERK.Copy !req
670. YOU BETTER TOUGHEN UP IF YOU'RE
GOING TO SURVIVE.Copy !req
671. I KNOW, I KNOW.Copy !req
672. OH, HI, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
673. OH, YOU GUYS WERE HERE
THAT WHOLE TIME?Copy !req
674. I'D LIKE TEN COPIES OF THAT,
OKAY, MELISSA?Copy !req
675. BOB SAGET, HERE WE COME!Copy !req
676. RIGHT, YEAH.Copy !req
677. BOY, YOU SURE DID HUMILIATE ME
AGAIN.Copy !req
678. OOH, THAT'S YOU, THOUGH.Copy !req
679. I MEAN, THAT'S YOUR PERSONALITY.Copy !req
680. I BRING IT UPON MYSELF.Copy !req
681. WELL, IT'S GOOD, THOUGH,
IN A WAY.Copy !req
682. SO WHAT'S... WHAT'S NEXT
ON THE AGENDA HERE?Copy !req
683. I MEAN, HOW MANY OTHER WAYS
AM I GOING TO GET HUMILIATED?Copy !req
684. IT'S UP TO YOU.Copy !req
685. BRENDON, THIS IS
A REALLY NICE HOUSE.Copy !req
686. I KNOW, YOU WOULDN'T THINK
HE'D LIVE HERE.Copy !req
687. THE PRESENTATION OF THE FOOD
IS REALLY GREAT.Copy !req
688. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
689. IS THAT...Copy !req
690. THOSE ARE MINI—QUICHES.Copy !req
691. OH, WOW.Copy !req
692. MINI—WHAT?Copy !req
693. MINI—QUICHES.Copy !req
694. DO THEY HAVE CHEESE IN THEM?
BECAUSE I CAN'T EAT CHEESE.Copy !req
695. OH, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
696. DID YOU BRING ANYTHING UM,
FOR, UH, SHANNON FOR HIS PARTY?Copy !req
697. I GOT HIM SOME COLORED PENCILSCopy !req
698. AND A PAD OF PAPER.Copy !req
699. WOW, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
700. THANKS.Copy !req
701. WHAT'D YOU GET HIM?Copy !req
702. I, UM, GLUED BUTTONS
ON POPSICLE STICKS.Copy !req
703. UH—HUH... MELISSA.Copy !req
704. YEAH?Copy !req
705. FOLLOW ME.Copy !req
706. OKAY.Copy !req
707. BRING THE CAMERA.Copy !req
708. WHY?Copy !req
709. SHH!Copy !req
710. UH, SHANNON?Copy !req
711. YEAH?Copy !req
712. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE
TO COME OUTSIDECopy !req
713. AND JUST HAVE A TALK
WITH ME REALLY QUICKLY.Copy !req
714. UM, WE'RE JUST... OKAY.Copy !req
715. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, GUYS!Copy !req
716. OKAY.Copy !req
717. WATCH YOUR STEP.Copy !req
718. THIS WHOLE FIGHT THING, WHEN I
CALLED YOU AND PICKED A FIGHT—...Copy !req
719. THAT'S NOT ME.Copy !req
720. THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF PERSON
I AM.Copy !req
721. I AM NOT A HOS...Copy !req
722. I AM A PACIFIST...Copy !req
723. ULTIMATELY.Copy !req
724. YEAH, WELL, YOU FIGHT LIKE ONE.Copy !req
725. I'D BE A PACIFIST, TOO,
IF I FOUGHT LIKE YOU.Copy !req
726. YEAH.Copy !req
727. MY GOSH, I'D BE GANDHI!Copy !req
728. YOU KEEP GETTING ME, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
729. BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS,
LET'S START OVER.Copy !req
730. I AM SORRY.Copy !req
731. PUT 'ER THERE.Copy !req
732. UH, HEY, SHANNON, LOOK!Copy !req
733. OW!Copy !req
734. THAT'S FOR JASON!Copy !req
735. I'M THE WINNER!Copy !req
736. RUN, BRENDON!Copy !req
737. I AM RUNNING!Copy !req
738. STOP THE TAPE!Copy !req
739. I'LL STOP.Copy !req
740. STOP THE TAPE!Copy !req
741. SHOULD I GET YOUR MOM, OR...Copy !req
742. NO, I'M COOL.Copy !req
743. WHAT?Copy !req
744. I'M FINE.Copy !req
745. YOU'RE... HE DIDN'T
REALLY HIT YOU?Copy !req
746. OH, HE HIT ME, SURE, BUT,
YOU KNOW, IT DIDN'T HURT.Copy !req
747. I JUST THOUGHT,
THROW THE GUY A BONE, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
748. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY,
I FEEL EXPANSIVE.Copy !req
749. EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE VICTORY.Copy !req
750. IT'LL HELP HIM.Copy !req
751. DON'T WANT THE GUY TO HAVE
A COMPLEX WHEN HE GETS OLDER.Copy !req
752. WOW, THAT'S REALLY
NICE OF YOU, SHANNON.Copy !req
753. OH, BE SURE...
DON'T TELL HIM, THOUGH.Copy !req
754. I WON'T, I WON'T.Copy !req
755. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE TRANSCRIPTION COMPANY
BURBANK, CA
WWW.TRANSCRIPTS.NETCopy !req