1. COME ON, LET'S GET IT TOGETHER!Copy !req
2. COME ON!Copy !req
3. DIANE, LET'S GO!Copy !req
4. HERE YOU GO!Copy !req
5. DIANE, DON'T FALL, GET UP!Copy !req
6. THAT'S NOT DIANE.Copy !req
7. GET UP, DIANE!Copy !req
8. THAT'S NOT DIANE.Copy !req
9. WHAT'S HER NAME?Copy !req
10. THAT'S CINDY.Copy !req
11. SORRY.Copy !req
12. CINDY, GET UP!Copy !req
13. WE HAVE A DIANE ON OUR TEAM,
RIGHT, BRENDON?Copy !req
14. UH... I DON'T KNOW, I THINK SO.Copy !req
15. WELL, DIANE AND CINDY,
COME ON IN!Copy !req
16. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT.Copy !req
17. I KNOW.Copy !req
18. I SEE CINDY COMING—...Copy !req
19. I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE A DIANE.Copy !req
20. AND TO SUM UP, IN CONCLUSION,
UM, SOME INSECTS OR BUGSCopy !req
21. AND OTHERS ARE NOT.Copy !req
22. THANK YOU.Copy !req
23. OH, VERY NICE, MELISSA.Copy !req
24. THANK YOU.Copy !req
25. VERY NICE.Copy !req
26. AS USUAL, VERY GOOD JOB.Copy !req
27. OKAY, LET'S SEE WHO'S NEXT HERE.Copy !req
28. UH... BRENDON.Copy !req
29. UM, UH... I WAS UH... I WAS
GOING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
30. WHY DON'T YOU
COME RIGHT UP HERE?Copy !req
31. WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE.Copy !req
32. NOW, WHAT'S YOUR TOPIC OF YOUR
PRESENTATION?Copy !req
33. I'M GONNA, UH...Copy !req
34. OKAY, WELL, COME ON UP, BRENDON.Copy !req
35. HERE'S BRENDON.Copy !req
36. THANK YOU, UM... FIRST OF ALL,
HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
37. GOOD.Copy !req
38. THANK... THANK YOU.Copy !req
39. I, UH...Copy !req
40. ABOUT, UH... MY SHOES.Copy !req
41. I COULD USE SOME NEW SHOES.Copy !req
42. HMM.Copy !req
43. I DON'T KNOW... MY BIRTHDAY'S
COMING UP, AND, UH...Copy !req
44. HMM.Copy !req
45. YEAH, UH...Copy !req
46. I, UH... HI.Copy !req
47. AND, UM...Copy !req
48. UH...Copy !req
49. OKAY, IS THAT...
THAT'S IT?Copy !req
50. I... I'VE GOT MORE
IF YOU WANT, ABOUT...Copy !req
51. OH, UM... I HAVE A FEELING
IT'S MORE OF THAT.Copy !req
52. IT PRETTY MUCH, UH...Copy !req
53. OH, BRENDON.Copy !req
54. UH... I KNOW.Copy !req
55. BRENDON...Copy !req
56. I KNOW, I WAS TRYING
TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
57. I DIDN'T HAVE...Copy !req
58. YOU KNOW...Copy !req
59. AFTER SCHOOL TODAY.Copy !req
60. I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD RUSH
INTO ANYTHING.Copy !req
61. WE'RE GOING TO HAVECopy !req
62. ON THIS, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
63. NO, I...
I CAN TALK TO HER MYSELF.Copy !req
64. I... YOU DON'T...
YOU DON'T...Copy !req
65. I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL TALK TO HER.Copy !req
66. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL HER
OR ANYTHING.Copy !req
67. BRENDON?Copy !req
68. YES.Copy !req
69. YOU'RE A SMART KID
AND YOU KNOW HOW TO...Copy !req
70. YOUR MOVIES——YOU MAKE YOUR
LITTLE MOVIES, RIGHT?Copy !req
71. YES.Copy !req
72. OF THOUGHT, RIGHT?Copy !req
73. YES!Copy !req
74. A PROJECT THAT'S IMPORTANT...Copy !req
75. OH... OH...Copy !req
76. TO SCHOOL.Copy !req
77. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
78. ON HERE?Copy !req
79. NOT DOING WELL IN ANY SUBJECT?Copy !req
80. AND, UH... IF YOU CONTINUE ONCopy !req
81. FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.Copy !req
82. WHAT, YOU MEAN I'M GOING...
UH... YOU'RE GONNA HOLD ME BACK?Copy !req
83. YES.Copy !req
84. THAT'S... UH...Copy !req
85. YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER.Copy !req
86. WHAT IF, WHAT IF I GOT A SECOND
CHANCE TO DO THE REPORT?Copy !req
87. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
88. IF YOU HAD A SECOND CHANCE...Copy !req
89. AND MY MOM'S GOT TO DO THIS
CONFERENCE THING, AND...Copy !req
90. HE'S GOING TO
TELL YOUR MOM?Copy !req
91. WELL, I TOLD HIM
NOT TO MENTION IT.Copy !req
92. BRENDON, THIS IS SERIOUS.Copy !req
93. I KNOW!Copy !req
94. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
95. I DON'T NEED THIS.Copy !req
96. FOR THE LAST HOUR.Copy !req
97. WELL, MAYBE STOP THINKING ABOUT
YOURSELF FOR A MINUTE.Copy !req
98. HOW DO YOU THINK IT'S GOINGCopy !req
99. TO STAY IN FOURTH GRADE?Copy !req
100. AND YOU'RE IN FIFTH?Copy !req
101. WELL, YEAH,
I'M GOING TO BE IN FIFTH;Copy !req
102. I'M NOT GETTING LEFT BACK.Copy !req
103. BACK WITH ME.Copy !req
104. WELL, I'M NOT THAT GOODCopy !req
105. THE WAY THAT YOU ARE.Copy !req
106. I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
107. WELL, WHAT DO YOU
HAVE TO DO?Copy !req
108. SOMETHING YOU CAN DO.Copy !req
109. UH... I ASKED HIM.Copy !req
110. DO THE REPORT AGAIN.Copy !req
111. THEN THAT'S IT.Copy !req
112. YOU WON'T BE HELD BACK.Copy !req
113. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY
HELPING... A LOT.Copy !req
114. I JUST TOLD YOU THAT.Copy !req
115. NICE ATTITUDE!Copy !req
116. HEY, I'M A LITTLE...Copy !req
117. HEY, I'M... I'M...Copy !req
118. BRENDON, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I
DID TO GET READY FOR MY SPEECH?Copy !req
119. WHAT?Copy !req
120. I WENT TO THE LIBRARY.Copy !req
121. OH, I'M NOT GOING
TO THE LIBRARY.Copy !req
122. I USED ENCYCLOPEDIAS.Copy !req
123. I'M NOT GOING TO THE LIBRARY.Copy !req
124. IN THE BOOKS.Copy !req
125. RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT—...Copy !req
126. WHAT'S YOUR POINT?Copy !req
127. MY POINT IS,
TAKE MY SPEECH.Copy !req
128. HE'S ALREADY HEARD IT.Copy !req
129. AROUND A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
130. HE'S ALREADY HEARD IT!Copy !req
131. I'LL TRY IT,
JUST GIVE IT TO ME.Copy !req
132. OKAY.Copy !req
133. I'LL FIX SOMETHING,
I DUNNO.Copy !req
134. HELLO, IS ANYBODY...
ARE YOU HOME?Copy !req
135. YEAH, I'M HOME.Copy !req
136. OKAY, I JUST DECIDED TO COME
HOME AND, UH... HANG OUT,Copy !req
137. IF THERE'S ANY...Copy !req
138. BRENDON, MR. LYNCH CALLED.Copy !req
139. OH, JESUS!Copy !req
140. YEAH, WELL,
HE DID CALL, AND...Copy !req
141. TO BE ABOUT YOUR SHOES.Copy !req
142. MOM, I WAS LOOKING DOWN
THAT'S ALL THAT I SAW.Copy !req
143. IT WAS LIKE AN IMPROMPTU...Copy !req
144. BRENDON, YOU'RE GONNA GET HELD
BACK IF YOU'RE NOT ABLECopy !req
145. TO COMPLETE THIS ASSIGNMENT.Copy !req
146. MOM...
YEAH..Copy !req
147. WHAT I HAVEN'T EXPLAINED TO YOU
IS THAT I AM SO FAR BEHIND.Copy !req
148. FOR THE LAST YEAR.Copy !req
149. BRENDON, THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.Copy !req
150. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK YOUCopy !req
151. AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
ALL JOLLY ABOUT IT?Copy !req
152. THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.Copy !req
153. MOM, YOU THINK I DON'T FEEL BAD
ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
154. I'M ON YOUR SIDE.Copy !req
155. SWEETIE, I WANT YOU TO WORK UP
TO YOUR POTENTIAL.Copy !req
156. AND YOUR POTENTIAL IS VERY,
VERY, VERY HIGH.Copy !req
157. OH, DON'T DO THAT, MOM.Copy !req
158. HONEY?Copy !req
159. YEAH?Copy !req
160. YOU'RE A LUCKY BOY
YOU HAVE MY GENES.Copy !req
161. I KNOW.Copy !req
162. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
163. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE MAKING YOU
COME IN FOR A MEETING.Copy !req
164. I CAN'T GO IN
FOR A MEETING—-Copy !req
165. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.Copy !req
166. MOM, I KNOW THIS IS A LOTCopy !req
167. AND I KNOW YOU DON'T DO WELL
IN MEETINGS.Copy !req
168. I DON'T DO WELL
IN MEETINGS.Copy !req
169. YOU'RE THE ONLY CHANCE I'VE GOT.Copy !req
170. BRENDON...Copy !req
171. MOM, NO...Copy !req
172. THE CHANCE YOU'VE GOT...Copy !req
173. MOM, JUST LISTEN.
JUST DON'T ANSWER FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
174. YOU GO TO THE THING.Copy !req
175. YOU SCHMOOZE THEM,
YOU DO WHATEVER—...Copy !req
176. TURN ON THE CHARM,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT.Copy !req
177. BRENDON!
YES?Copy !req
178. A PARENT—TEACHER CONFERENCE.Copy !req
179. NO, NO, NO,
YES, YOU CAN!Copy !req
180. BRENDON, I CAN'T DO THIS.Copy !req
181. WHAT A MINUTE,
THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT ATTITUDE.Copy !req
182. MOM, YOU CAN, YOU CAN...
YOU ARE SO...Copy !req
183. YOU ARE SO SMART AND YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW IT!Copy !req
184. HONEY...
NO, NO!Copy !req
185. AT WHAT YOU DO, AND...Copy !req
186. WE'LL LAY OUT YOUR CLOTHES
TOMORROW...Copy !req
187. I'LL MAKE YOU SOME BREAKFAST.Copy !req
188. BRENDON, I CAN'T GO TO A PAREN—-
TEACHER CONFERENCE.Copy !req
189. THEY... THEY STARE AT ME FUNNY
THE WHOLE TIME.Copy !req
190. YOU'RE GOING TO END UPCopy !req
191. BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED
TALKING TO THEM.Copy !req
192. I'M NOT LISTENING!Copy !req
193. ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.Copy !req
194. OKAY, HERE'S WHAT'S
GOING TO HAPPEN.Copy !req
195. I'M GONNA...Copy !req
196. I'M PLAYING A CHARACTER THATCopy !req
197. BUT I HAVEN'T DONE
ANYTHING, OKAY?Copy !req
198. AND, UH...Copy !req
199. AND I HATE GIVING SPEECHES.Copy !req
200. AND JASON, THIS IS WHERE
YOU COME IN, OKAY?Copy !req
201. I PLAY A MONSTER.Copy !req
202. YEAH, YOU COME IN AND WE KIND OF
SWITCH PLACES 'CAUSECopy !req
203. I TURN INTO YOU AND THEN YOU GO,
"I, UH... IT'S NOT MY FAULT."Copy !req
204. LET'S DO...Copy !req
205. LET'S DO THE MONSTER FIRST, AND
THEN ALL THE OTHER PARTS AFTER.Copy !req
206. YEAH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHOOTCopy !req
207. 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE
ANY EDITING—...Copy !req
208. NO, 'CAUSE PEOPLE SHOOT OUT OF
SEQUENCE SOMETIMES.Copy !req
209. JASON, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
210. "SCORSESE ON FILM."Copy !req
211. OH! OH.Copy !req
212. WE SHOULD SHOOT DAY—FOR—NIGHT,Copy !req
213. LIKE TRUFFAUT.Copy !req
214. YES, GOOD,
I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
215. AND... ACTION!Copy !req
216. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,Copy !req
217. THE ANNUAL REPORT.Copy !req
218. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BRENDON SMALL.Copy !req
219. PLEASE GIVE HIM YOUR ATTENTION.Copy !req
220. UH... AS FAR AS THE ANNUALCopy !req
221. I DON'T HAVE IT ON ME, AND,
UH... OH...Copy !req
222. IN THE MEANTIME, I WOULD...
OH... BOY!Copy !req
223. INTO A MONSTER!Copy !req
224. OH, MY... AAAAAAH!Copy !req
225. I'M A MONSTER.Copy !req
226. HELP!Copy !req
227. HEY, HE'S USING TELEKINESIS!Copy !req
228. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M USING
TELEKINESIS!Copy !req
229. I'LL BURN YOU ALL UP
AND MAKE YOU CRISPY!Copy !req
230. MY FLESH IS GETTING HOT!Copy !req
231. WELL, HE WAS BETTER LAST YEAR,
YEAH.Copy !req
232. Uh—huh.Copy !req
233. PEOPLE AT THE SCHOOL DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO MAKE OF ME.Copy !req
234. WITH THEIR MOUTHS HANGING OPEN.Copy !req
235. WELL, ONE OF THE THINGS THATCopy !req
236. WHEN I'M IN A SITUATION WHERE
IT'S INAPPROPRIATECopy !req
237. FOR ME TO CURSE—...Copy !req
238. I CAN'T HELP IT, AND THEREFORECopy !req
239. GO REALLY, REALLY BAD.Copy !req
240. YOU KNOW, I SAY EVERYTHING I
THINK.Copy !req
241. THAT'S OBSESSIVE—COMPULSIVECopy !req
242. YOU SAY EVERYTHING YOU THINK.Copy !req
243. THAT I HADN'T THOUGHT OF.Copy !req
244. OF COURSE AT THE LAST ONE,Copy !req
245. AND MAYBE THAT WAS A MISTAKE,
AND I KNOW THAT NOW.Copy !req
246. I HAD THAT LITTLE TO—GO
JIGGER CUP THING.Copy !req
247. WELL, IT SEEMS THAT THE MONSTERCopy !req
248. AND IT'S MY DUTY AS CAPTAIN OF
THE... ARMY TO KILL THE MONSTER.Copy !req
249. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
250. Jason/Monster:
MONSTER COMING THROUGH.Copy !req
251. COMING THROUGH—— HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
252. AIM FOR HIS HEART!Copy !req
253. KILL HIM! FIRE!Copy !req
254. AAAH!Copy !req
255. DIRECT HIT.Copy !req
256. BEFORE YOU TAKE IT OUT ON ME!Copy !req
257. I'M JUST ONE MONSTER...Copy !req
258. AND WHEN I'M GONE...Copy !req
259. YOU'LL REMEMBER ME!Copy !req
260. OW!Copy !req
261. OW!Copy !req
262. OW!Copy !req
263. AND THEN YOU'LL HAVECopy !req
264. AND OWN UP TO WHAT YOU'VE DONE!Copy !req
265. Jason/Monster:
FOR ISN'T EVERY MAN A MONSTER?Copy !req
266. I GUESS HE'S RIGHT.Copy !req
267. I GUESS WE'RE ALL...Copy !req
268. YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M RIGHT!Copy !req
269. I... I KNOW.Copy !req
270. SO STOP SHOOTING!Copy !req
271. OKAY, HEY, GUYS...Copy !req
272. DON'T YOU REALIZECopy !req
273. I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET SURGERY?Copy !req
274. UH... YEAH, NO, NO...Copy !req
275. I'M GONNA TELL 'EM, HOLD ON.Copy !req
276. TELL THE GUY WHO'S SHOOTING
TO STOP SHOOTING!Copy !req
277. WHO'S SHOOTING?Copy !req
278. OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
TELL 'EM TO STOP!Copy !req
279. I'M TRYING.Copy !req
280. I MEAN, HELLO!Copy !req
281. I KNOW.Copy !req
282. OVER YOUR PEOPLE?Copy !req
283. I...Copy !req
284. OW!Copy !req
285. HEY, YOU GUYS, WHO'S SHOOTING?Copy !req
286. WHO IS SHOOTING?Copy !req
287. OH, FORGET IT.Copy !req
288. LEAVE IT ALONE.
I'LL JUST DIE.Copy !req
289. LOOK, HE'S TURNING BACK
TO A MAN.Copy !req
290. WHY'D YOU MAKE ME
DO THAT SPEECH?Copy !req
291. LYNCH, HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
292. OH, HELLO, McGUIRK.Copy !req
293. HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
294. OH, I'M FINE.Copy !req
295. YEAH?Copy !req
296. I DIDN'T COME UP HERE JUST
TO TALK TO YOU AND CHAT.Copy !req
297. TO BRENDON SMALL YESTERDAY.Copy !req
298. AFTER SCHOOL AND, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
299. I HAD A 3:30 PRACTICE, AND...Copy !req
300. MY UNDERSTANDING, LYNCH WAS THATCopy !req
301. TO BE AT PRACTICE YESTERDAY.Copy !req
302. BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A GAME AGAINST
KENT COMING UP ON SATURDAY.Copy !req
303. THAT'S AN IMPORTANT GAME,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
304. IT IS.Copy !req
305. MM—HMM.Copy !req
306. WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY TEACH,
LYNCH?Copy !req
307. EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO.Copy !req
308. IT'S FOURTH GRADE—...Copy !req
309. FOR SOCCER.Copy !req
310. YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, SOCCER
IS NOT THE ONLY THING I TEACH,Copy !req
311. BY THE WAY.Copy !req
312. REALLY?
THAT'S CORRECT.Copy !req
313. SOCCER IS FALL AND WINTER.Copy !req
314. AS WELL...Copy !req
315. WHICH IS ALSO SOCCER.Copy !req
316. BUT IT'S TWO SEASONSCopy !req
317. SEPARATED BY...Copy !req
318. WELL IN SOCCER?Copy !req
319. DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO BETTER?Copy !req
320. YOU KNOW, LYNCH, IT'S FUNNY—...Copy !req
321. WHEN I TALK TO YOU,Copy !req
322. BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEINGCopy !req
323. AND I HOPE THAT'S NOT THE CASE
BECAUSE IF IT IS,Copy !req
324. I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
AND IF IT ISN'T,Copy !req
325. THEN LET'S CLEAR IT UP
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
326. YOU'RE BEING CONDESCENDING TO MECopy !req
327. "YES," I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU UPCopy !req
328. AND IF YOU SAY "NO,"Copy !req
329. I'M GONNA SAY "FINE."Copy !req
330. OKAY.Copy !req
331. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
332. RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
333. HMM...Copy !req
334. SO, HERE'S BRENDON
WITH HIS NEW PRESENTATION.Copy !req
335. BRENDON?Copy !req
336. THANK YOU.Copy !req
337. BECAUSE LAST TIME, WHOO!
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
338. SO THIS TIME I... I WENT TO THE
LIBRARY AND I'M JUST HERECopy !req
339. YOU CAN'T JUST GO TO THECopy !req
340. AND HAVE A REPORT JUST HAPPEN——Copy !req
341. LAP HERE, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
342. THAT'S SOMETHING YOU HAVECopy !req
343. AND IF YOU THINK YOU'RE JUSTCopy !req
344. YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING.Copy !req
345. EVERYBODY, BRENDON SMALL.Copy !req
346. GOOD JOB, BRENDON.Copy !req
347. BRENDON, BRENDON, THE BALL!Copy !req
348. I... I...Copy !req
349. THE BALL'S GOING BY YOU.Copy !req
350. DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
351. BRENDON, COME OUT.Copy !req
352. I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.Copy !req
353. COME ON, FORGET IT.Copy !req
354. I'M DOING IT!Copy !req
355. BRENDON, I CAN'T TALK TO YOU
FROM THERE.Copy !req
356. NOW COME IN.Copy !req
357. I HAVE A QUESTION.Copy !req
358. COME TO ME!Copy !req
359. I'VE GOT A QUESTION.Copy !req
360. BRENDON, YOU'RE
SCREWING THE GAME UP.Copy !req
361. NOW, COME IN HERE!Copy !req
362. MELISSA, GO GET
BRENDON AND BRING HIM BACK HERE,Copy !req
363. PLEASE, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
364. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TOO MANY
PEOPLE ON THE FIELD?Copy !req
365. COME ON, REF,
I'M TRYING TO GET THE KID OUT.Copy !req
366. TO GET THE KID OUT.Copy !req
367. THAT'S WHAT I DID.Copy !req
368. YOU SAW IT.Copy !req
369. OH, COME ON!Copy !req
370. PUT DOWN THE WHISTLE.Copy !req
371. BRENDON?
YEAH?Copy !req
372. AND GET ME SOME SODA.
OKAY.Copy !req
373. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
374. OH, COME ON, REF!Copy !req
375. BY THE PHONE.Copy !req
376. UM, 8:30 IS BEDTIME.Copy !req
377. HMM?Copy !req
378. IT WAS 7:30 UNTIL JUST VERY
SHORT...Copy !req
379. MM—HMM.Copy !req
380. I ONLY WANT THE KIDS UP 15
OR 20 MINUTES A DAY.Copy !req
381. MMM.Copy !req
382. AND, UH...Copy !req
383. BACK IN THE REFRIGERATOR.Copy !req
384. MAKE SURE YOU DO THE ZIP.Copy !req
385. SEE HOW IT CHANGES COLOR THERE?Copy !req
386. MM—HMM, MM—HMM.Copy !req
387. WATCH THIS.Copy !req
388. MAKES IT CHANGE COLOR?Copy !req
389. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW
YOU'VE LOCKED IN THE FRESHNESS.Copy !req
390. MM—HMM, MM—HMM.Copy !req
391. HOW LATE CAN YOU STAY?Copy !req
392. MM—HMM.Copy !req
393. MM—HMM.Copy !req
394. MM—HMM.
MM—HMM.Copy !req
395. MM—HMM.
MM—HMM.Copy !req
396. THEY'RE DOWNSTAIRS
MAKING A MOVIE.Copy !req
397. OOH, WHAT ELSE DO
THESE PEOPLE HAVE?Copy !req
398. OOH, SNACK PAC.Copy !req
399. OH—UH, WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
400. YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT'S
IN THE ICE—CREAM SECTION.Copy !req
401. THIS THING'S OLDER THAN ME.Copy !req
402. IN HERE.Copy !req
403. I COULD ACTUALLY DIE.Copy !req
404. I COULD HAVE A...Copy !req
405. OH, MY GOD, I COULD HAVE
A LAWSUIT.Copy !req
406. WE CAN WORK THIS THING OUT.Copy !req
407. TALKING TO MY FRIEND.Copy !req
408. SHERBET AND, OH, THE SHERBET—...Copy !req
409. IT'S BAD, BAD SHERBET.Copy !req
410. BRENDON.Copy !req
411. YES.Copy !req
412. WE'RE VERY HAPPY THAT YOU'RE,
UM...Copy !req
413. YES?Copy !req
414. AND WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU DECIDED
TO MOVE TO OUR SMALL TOWN.Copy !req
415. WHY DID YOU?Copy !req
416. I MEAN, A GUY LIKE YOU...Copy !req
417. I KNOW, I DON'T LIKE TO TALK
ABOUT ANYTHING.Copy !req
418. YEAH, YOU'RE VERY TIGHT—LIPPED
ABOUT YOUR PAST.Copy !req
419. I GET THAT A LOT.Copy !req
420. RIGHT.Copy !req
421. YEAH.Copy !req
422. WHY?Copy !req
423. HEY, HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?Copy !req
424. FINE, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR PAST?Copy !req
425. IT'S BEST YOU DON'T KNOW TOO
MUCH ABOUT...Copy !req
426. THERE'S ONE THING I DO KNOW
AND THAT'S THATCopy !req
427. IT'S SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
428. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRENDON.Copy !req
429. OH, YOU GUYS.Copy !req
430. BLOW OUT THE CANDLES.Copy !req
431. MAKE A WISH.Copy !req
432. SPEECH, SPEECH.Copy !req
433. NO, WHAT'D YOU SAY?Copy !req
434. SPEECH.Copy !req
435. NO!Copy !req
436. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I GIVE
A SPEECH!Copy !req
437. WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
438. MY CAKE.Copy !req
439. I'LL KILL YOU FIRST.Copy !req
440. I'LL KILL YOU FIRST, LADY.Copy !req
441. HAVE O.C.D.?Copy !req
442. I HAVE O.C.D.Copy !req
443. HMM.Copy !req
444. IT MEANS TWO THINGS.Copy !req
445. IT MEANS, UH...
IT MEANS I CAN'T BE QUIET.Copy !req
446. MM—HMM.Copy !req
447. THAT AREN'T REALLY THE SUBJECT.Copy !req
448. WHENEVER I COME TO THESE PAREN—-
TEACHER CONFERENCES,Copy !req
449. I CAN'T... I SAY F——K OVER ANDCopy !req
450. THAT IS A...Copy !req
451. IT'S LIKE A COUSIN OF TOURETTE'S
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
452. IT'S A SYMPTOM WHERE, YOU KNOW
F——K THIS, F——K THAT,Copy !req
453. F——KIN' PHONICS.Copy !req
454. IT'S A PROBLEM.Copy !req
455. AND, AND, YOU KNOW A LOT OF
TIMES I THINK,Copy !req
456. FOR THESE RELATIONSHIPS WHERE,
YOU KNOW,Copy !req
457. WITH BRENDON'S TEACHERS...Copy !req
458. MM—HMM...Copy !req
459. EVENTUALLY, I GO TO A BAD END.Copy !req
460. BECAUSE I'M REALLY F——KIN' HOT.Copy !req
461. UH... SORT OF.Copy !req
462. I GUESS, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
TO CALL IT.Copy !req
463. NUH, HE WAS A WIMP.Copy !req
464. YOU KNOW, I, I... HE WASN'TCopy !req
465. AND I SAID, "DON'T TWITCH,
RELAX.Copy !req
466. JUST RELAX, RELAX,
WE'RE HAVING FUN, YOU KNOW"Copy !req
467. TRYING TO PULL.Copy !req
468. I WAS LIKE,Copy !req
469. "HEY, I REALLY LIKE YOU.Copy !req
470. I THINK YOU'RE REALLY
A NICE PERSON."Copy !req
471. ALL OF A SUDDEN LO AND BEHOLD,Copy !req
472. HE'S IN A HEADLOCK.Copy !req
473. HE'S LIKE, "LET ME OUT
OF THIS HEADLOCK!"Copy !req
474. I DON'T KNOW, HE HASN'T CALLED.Copy !req
475. BRENDON?Copy !req
476. AND A ... YES?Copy !req
477. I HAVE A SORE THROAT.Copy !req
478. FROM SCREAMING?Copy !req
479. YES.
THAT WAS, UH...Copy !req
480. BUT ALSO, I HAVE PINK—EYE, TOO.Copy !req
481. OH, JASON.Copy !req
482. I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA GET OUT
OF HERE.Copy !req
483. HEY, THANKS FOR COMING.Copy !req
484. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, DUANE.Copy !req
485. OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU.Copy !req
486. JASON, YOU SHOULDN'T BE...Copy !req
487. 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA GET SICK NOW.Copy !req
488. IF YOU'RE CONTAGIOUS,
YOU SHOULD STAY AT HOME.Copy !req
489. THAT'S WHAT MY MOM SAID.Copy !req
490. THAT YOU LEFT?Copy !req
491. YOUR MOM WAS RIGHT, JASON.Copy !req
492. I'M DIZZY.Copy !req
493. THE BABY—SITTER.Copy !req
494. OKAY.Copy !req
495. YEAH.Copy !req
496. OH, GOD.Copy !req
497. COVER YOUR MOUTH.Copy !req
498. COUGH THE OTHER WAY,
PLEASE.Copy !req
499. HOLD IT, I'M CHOKING.Copy !req
500. OH, I THINK I'M BETTER.Copy !req
501. CAN I GET YOU A GLASS OF WATER?Copy !req
502. NO, NOTHING FOR ME, THANK YOU.Copy !req
503. I DON'T LIKE TO DRINK IN FRONT
OF YOU PEOPLE.Copy !req
504. 'CAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST
TIME?Copy !req
505. WELL, YES.Copy !req
506. HMM.Copy !req
507. NOW, I HAVE TO ASK YOU THIS.Copy !req
508. DRINKING DURING THE WEEK?Copy !req
509. EVERY DAY?Copy !req
510. NO, I USED TO HAVE A LITTLE
RELAXER, A LITTLE...Copy !req
511. ONE GLASS OF WINE, A RELAXER,Copy !req
512. WHICH WOULD MAKE BRENDON'SCopy !req
513. FOR ME TO DO.Copy !req
514. INFECTION.Copy !req
515. WHEN YOU PEE?Copy !req
516. UM, IT FEELS WEIRD.Copy !req
517. OH, MAN.Copy !req
518. LIKE THERE'S STUFF IN IT.Copy !req
519. LIKE FIRE?Copy !req
520. NO, LIKE RICE.Copy !req
521. YOU KNOW, ONE TIME, WHO WAS
IT?—...Copy !req
522. RUSSELL WEST, I THINK—...Copy !req
523. MADE HIM SPIT INTO A JAR.Copy !req
524. SPIT AND I WAS SO JEALOUS.Copy !req
525. BUT THAT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS.Copy !req
526. I HAVE ECZEMA.Copy !req
527. WHERE DO YOU HAVE IT?Copy !req
528. I HAVE IT ON ELBOW, KNEE,
CROTCH, AND, UM, UNDERARMCopy !req
529. AND I HAVE HEAD ECZEMA, WHICH IS
CALLED "CRADLE CAP."Copy !req
530. WHAT IS CRADLE CAP?Copy !req
531. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.Copy !req
532. OH, YOU TAKE IT OUT
OF YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
533. OH, OHH!Copy !req
534. IT'S WHITE.Copy !req
535. EWW!Copy !req
536. OH, JESUS.Copy !req
537. YOU SHOULD WEAR A HAT.Copy !req
538. WHEN I DO IT.Copy !req
539. MR. IRVIN HIT ME
WHEN I HAD...Copy !req
540. HE REALLY HIT YOU?Copy !req
541. 'CAUSE I KEPT PICKING
CRADLE CAP,Copy !req
542. AND THEN MRS. HANNEMAN HIT ME
WHEN I POOED MYSELF IN CLASS.Copy !req
543. WELL, LYNCH.Copy !req
544. MCGUIRK.Copy !req
545. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.Copy !req
546. WE LOST TO KENT 31 TO ZERO
WHICH, UH,Copy !req
547. I GUESS MAKES IT 14 YEARS
IN A ROW, THANKS TO YOU.Copy !req
548. DID, UH...?Copy !req
549. I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU,
LYNCH—...Copy !req
550. I'M NOT THRILLED ABOUT THE WAY
YOU HANDLED IT AND, UH...Copy !req
551. UP WITH THE PRINCIPAL.Copy !req
552. I COULD DO A LOT OF THINGS,
BUT WHAT I'M GOING TO DOCopy !req
553. TO EMBARRASS YOU.Copy !req
554. MAYBE I'LL DO THISCopy !req
555. AND THEN HIT YOUR FACE.Copy !req
556. OR I'LL DO THIS.Copy !req
557. I'LL JUST HIT YOU BACK AND FORTH
WITH MY HAND ACROSS YOUR FACE,Copy !req
558. AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.Copy !req
559. ALRIGHT?Copy !req
560. HMM—MM.Copy !req
561. OR MAYBE I'LL BEND DOWNCopy !req
562. TIE 'EM TOGETHER
LIKE I'M DOING RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
563. UM—HMM.Copy !req
564. BOY, THAT WAS...Copy !req
565. THAT WAS A NEAR MISS.Copy !req
566. REALLY? WHAT...
WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
567. WELL, THEY'RE GONNA
GET A TUTOR FOR YOU.Copy !req
568. I GET TO KEEP BEING THE MOM.Copy !req
569. MOM.Copy !req
570. FOR THE SMALLS?Copy !req
571. MOM, YOU SCREWED ME.Copy !req
572. YOU SCREWED ME.Copy !req
573. A TUTOR?Copy !req
574. YOU KNOW WHAT, LYNCH?Copy !req
575. I'M GONNA STOP.Copy !req
576. I'M NOT GONNA MESS
WITH YOU ANYMORE, OKAYCopy !req
577. BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SIT HERE
AND HUMILIATE YOU.Copy !req
578. UH—HUH.Copy !req
579. ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE LITTLE BIT
WITH THE HAIR, BUT THAT'S IT.Copy !req
580. WHAT DO YOU USE IN THAT,
BY THE WAY?Copy !req
581. UH, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
582. THAT COMES IN A BOTTLE.Copy !req
583. IT'S NICE.
YEAH.Copy !req
584. IT LOOKS GOOD.Copy !req
585. RIGHT, BUT IT'S NOT
A VERY GREASY GREASE.Copy !req
586. IT'S JUST KIND OF...Copy !req
587. I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE.Copy !req
588. MUSTACHE LOOKED SILLY,Copy !req
589. BUT IT'S NOT BAD,
LIKE A THIN ONE.Copy !req
590. YOU DON'T SEE THAT
TOO OFTEN.Copy !req
591. TO EVERYBODY ELSE...Copy !req
592. YES, I LIKE MY MUSTACHE.Copy !req
593. I'M JUST SAYING I LIKE,
I LIKE IT TOO NOW.Copy !req
594. I'M SAYING I'M COMING AROUND
ON IT.Copy !req
595. WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
596. AND, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MEANCopy !req
597. THING BEFORE.Copy !req
598. I MEAN, THAT WAS KINDA SILLY.Copy !req
599. WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER.Copy !req
600. I MEAN, THESE CHILDREN
ARE HERE FOR...Copy !req
601. FOR OVERALL EDUCATION,Copy !req
602. AND YOU'RE PART
OF THAT.
WHATEVER.Copy !req
603. YEAH, OKAY, BRENDON LOOK,Copy !req
604. WHAT YOU WANTED TO PROVE.Copy !req
605. DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
606. YOU HAVEN'T DONE
ANY WORK ALL YEAR.Copy !req
607. GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.Copy !req
608. NOW, WOULD YOU DO ME AN ENORMOUSCopy !req
609. THAT YOU CAN DO IT?Copy !req
610. WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME
FEEL BAD ABOUT IT, THEN OKAY.Copy !req
611. I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL LOUSY
IF I POSSIBLY CAN.Copy !req
612. I'LL DO IT, I WILL.Copy !req
613. I'LL TRY HARD BUT THIS IS IT.Copy !req
614. I'M NEVER DOING IT AGAIN.Copy !req
615. Kubrick, Scorsese, Altman,
Spielberg, Lucas—...Copy !req
616. They are all fabulous directors
and every single one of themCopy !req
617. had a tutor, just like me.Copy !req
618. Thank you very much, and I hope
you enjoyed my speech.Copy !req
619. Back to you, Brendon.Copy !req
620. THANK YOU, BRENDON.Copy !req
621. GOOD WORK UP THERE,
BY THE WAY.Copy !req
622. Thanks.Copy !req
623. How are you doing?Copy !req
624. FINE,
HOW ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
625. Fine.Copy !req
626. Mr. Lynch?Copy !req
627. BRENDON?Copy !req
628. Ha—ha!Copy !req
629. WHAT IS THIS——Copy !req
630. A GLASS OF WATER?Copy !req
631. MMM...Copy !req
632. SCREAMING AND SAYING,Copy !req
633. "OH, MY GOD, IT'S A MONSTER."Copy !req
634. I'M GONNA TURN THE CAMERA ON.Copy !req
635. OKAY, NOW GIVE ME A "OH, MY GOD,
IT'S A MONSTER!"Copy !req
636. OH, MY GOD...Copy !req
637. OH, MY GOD, IT'S A MONSTER.Copy !req
638. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE ME
MORE THAN THAT.Copy !req
639. OH, MY GOD, IT'S A...
IT'S A MONSTER!Copy !req
640. THAT'S GOOD.Copy !req
641. OKAY NOW, LIKE,
"HE'S WRECKING THE CITY!"Copy !req
642. HE'S WRECKING THE CITY!Copy !req
643. THAT'S GOOD, OKAY.Copy !req
644. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?Copy !req
645. THAT'S GREAT! KEEP GOING!Copy !req
646. IT'S A MONSTER!Copy !req
647. LOOK, I WANNA...Copy !req
648. PUT ME DOWN!Copy !req
649. THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
650. HOW 'BOUT...?Copy !req
651. PUT ME DOWN!Copy !req
652. OW, MY RIBS!Copy !req
653. YOU'RE CRUSHING MY HEAD!Copy !req
654. THAT'S...Copy !req
655. STOP IT!Copy !req
656. STOP HURTING MY LEG!Copy !req
657. OKAY, JUST, YEAH, THAT'S...Copy !req
658. YEAH, OKAY, IF YOU COULD JUST...Copy !req
659. A LITTLE BIT LESS,
A LITTLE LESS OVER—THE—TOP.Copy !req
660. YOU'RE KINDA DOING IT
TOO MUCH.Copy !req