1. COME ON, LET'S GET IT TOGETHER!
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3. DIANE, LET'S GO!
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4. HERE YOU GO!
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5. DIANE, DON'T FALL, GET UP!
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7. GET UP, DIANE!
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8. THAT'S NOT DIANE.
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9. WHAT'S HER NAME?
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10. THAT'S CINDY.
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11. SORRY.
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12. CINDY, GET UP!
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13. WE HAVE A DIANE ON OUR TEAM,
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14. UH... I DON'T KNOW, I THINK SO.
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15. WELL, DIANE AND CINDY,
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16. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT.
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17. I KNOW.
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18. I SEE CINDY COMING—...
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19. I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE A DIANE.
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20. AND TO SUM UP, IN CONCLUSION,
UM, SOME INSECTS OR BUGS
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21. ARE VERY HELPFUL TO MANKIND
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22. THANK YOU.
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23. OH, VERY NICE, MELISSA.
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24. THANK YOU.
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25. VERY NICE.
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26. AS USUAL, VERY GOOD JOB.
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27. OKAY, LET'S SEE WHO'S NEXT HERE.
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28. UH... BRENDON.
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29. UM, UH... I WAS UH... I WAS
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30. WHY DON'T YOU
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31. WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE.
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32. NOW, WHAT'S YOUR TOPIC OF YOUR
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33. I'M GONNA, UH...
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34. OKAY, WELL, COME ON UP, BRENDON.
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35. HERE'S BRENDON.
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36. THANK YOU, UM... FIRST OF ALL,
HOW ARE YOU?
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37. GOOD.
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38. THANK... THANK YOU.
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39. I, UH...
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40. I WANTED TO TALK A LITTLE BIT
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41. I COULD USE SOME NEW SHOES.
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42. HMM.
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43. I DON'T KNOW... MY BIRTHDAY'S
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44. HMM.
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45. YEAH, UH...
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46. I, UH... HI.
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48. UH...
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49. OKAY, IS THAT...
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50. I... I'VE GOT MORE
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51. OH, UM... I HAVE A FEELING
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52. IT PRETTY MUCH, UH...
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53. OH, BRENDON.
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54. UH... I KNOW.
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55. BRENDON...
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56. I KNOW, I WAS TRYING
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58. YOU KNOW...
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59. I WANT TO SEE YOU
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60. OOH!
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61. I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD RUSH
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62. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
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63. TO BRING YOUR MOTHER IN
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64. NO, I...
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65. I... YOU DON'T...
YOU DON'T...
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66. I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL TALK TO HER.
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67. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL HER
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68. BRENDON?
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69. YES.
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70. YOU'RE A SMART KID
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71. YOUR MOVIES——YOU MAKE YOUR
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72. YES.
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73. THAT TAKES A LITTLE BIT
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74. YES!
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75. TAKE THAT ENERGY AND PUT IT INTO
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76. OH... OH...
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77. TO SCHOOL.
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78. ALRIGHT.
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79. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING
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80. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE
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81. AND, UH... IF YOU CONTINUE ON
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82. YOU WILL BE IN FOURTH GRADE
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83. WHAT, YOU MEAN I'M GOING...
UH... YOU'RE GONNA HOLD ME BACK?
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84. YES.
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85. THAT'S... UH...
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86. YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER.
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87. WHAT IF, WHAT IF I GOT A SECOND
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88. I DON'T KNOW.
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89. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
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90. AND MY MOM'S GOT TO DO THIS
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91. HE'S GOING TO
TELL YOUR MOM?
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92. WELL, I TOLD HIM
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93. BRENDON, THIS IS SERIOUS.
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94. I KNOW!
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95. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
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96. I DON'T NEED THIS.
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97. I JUST HAD LYNCH SCREAMING AT ME
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98. WELL, MAYBE STOP THINKING ABOUT
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99. HOW DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING
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100. TO STAY IN FOURTH GRADE?
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101. AND YOU'RE IN FIFTH?
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102. WELL, YEAH,
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103. I'M NOT GETTING LEFT BACK.
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104. YOU COULD GET HELDED
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105. WELL, I'M NOT THAT GOOD
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106. THE WAY THAT YOU ARE.
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107. I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT.
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108. WELL, WHAT DO YOU
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109. THERE HAS TO BE
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110. UH... I ASKED HIM.
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111. HE SAID I COULD
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112. THEN THAT'S IT.
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113. YOU JUST HAVE TO DO THE
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114. YOU WON'T BE HELD BACK.
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115. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY
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116. I JUST TOLD YOU THAT.
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117. NICE ATTITUDE!
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118. HEY, I'M A LITTLE...
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119. HEY, I'M... I'M...
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120. BRENDON, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I
DID TO GET READY FOR MY SPEECH?
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121. WHAT?
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122. I WENT TO THE LIBRARY.
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123. OH, I'M NOT GOING
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124. I USED ENCYCLOPEDIAS.
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125. I'M NOT GOING TO THE LIBRARY.
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126. I XEROXED PICTURES
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127. RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT—...
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128. WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
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129. MY POINT IS,
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130. HE'S ALREADY HEARD IT.
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131. YOU JUST CHANGE SOME STUFF
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132. HE'S ALREADY HEARD IT!
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133. I'LL TRY IT,
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134. OKAY.
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135. I'LL FIX SOMETHING,
I DUNNO.
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136. HELLO, IS ANYBODY...
ARE YOU HOME?
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137. YEAH, I'M HOME.
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138. OKAY, I JUST DECIDED TO COME
HOME AND, UH... HANG OUT,
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139. YOU KNOW AND SEE
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140. BRENDON, MR. LYNCH CALLED.
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141. OH, JESUS!
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142. YEAH, WELL,
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143. I FOUND OUT
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144. TO HAVE DONE A PRESENTATION FOR
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145. TO BE ABOUT YOUR SHOES.
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146. MOM, I WAS LOOKING DOWN
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147. IT WAS LIKE AN IMPROMPTU...
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148. BRENDON, YOU'RE GONNA GET HELD
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149. TO COMPLETE THIS ASSIGNMENT.
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150. MOM...
YEAH..
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151. WHAT I HAVEN'T EXPLAINED TO YOU
IS THAT I AM SO FAR BEHIND.
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152. I HAVE NOT DONE HOMEWORK
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153. BRENDON, THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
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154. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK YOU
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155. AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
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156. THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
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157. MOM, YOU THINK I DON'T FEEL BAD
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158. I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
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159. SWEETIE, I WANT YOU TO WORK UP
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160. AND YOUR POTENTIAL IS VERY,
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161. OH, DON'T DO THAT, MOM.
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162. HONEY?
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163. YEAH?
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164. YOU'RE A LUCKY BOY
YOU HAVE MY GENES.
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165. I KNOW.
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166. ALL RIGHT.
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167. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE MAKING YOU
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168. I CAN'T GO IN
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169. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.
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170. MOM, I KNOW THIS IS A LOT
OF PRESSURE FOR YOU
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171. AND I KNOW YOU DON'T DO WELL
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172. I DON'T DO WELL
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173. YOU'RE THE ONLY CHANCE I'VE GOT.
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174. BRENDON...
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175. MOM, NO...
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176. THE CHANCE YOU'VE GOT...
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177. MOM, JUST LISTEN.
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178. YOU GO TO THE THING.
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179. YOU SCHMOOZE THEM,
YOU DO WHATEVER—...
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180. TURN ON THE CHARM,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
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181. BRENDON!
YES?
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182. I CANNOT GO TO
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183. NO, NO, NO,
YES, YOU CAN!
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184. BRENDON, I CAN'T DO THIS.
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185. WHAT A MINUTE,
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186. MOM, YOU CAN, YOU CAN...
YOU ARE SO...
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187. YOU ARE SO SMART AND YOU DON'T
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188. HONEY...
NO, NO!
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189. YOU ARE SO GOOD
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190. WE'LL LAY OUT YOUR CLOTHES
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191. I'LL MAKE YOU SOME BREAKFAST.
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192. BRENDON, I CAN'T GO TO A PAREN—-
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193. THEY... THEY STARE AT ME FUNNY
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194. YOU'RE GOING TO END UP
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195. BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED
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196. I'M NOT LISTENING!
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197. ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.
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198. OKAY, HERE'S WHAT'S
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199. I'M GONNA...
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200. I'M PLAYING A CHARACTER THAT
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201. AND I HAVE TO DO THESE
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202. BUT I HAVEN'T DONE
ANYTHING, OKAY?
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203. AND, UH...
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204. AND I HATE GIVING SPEECHES.
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205. AND JASON, THIS IS WHERE
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206. I PLAY A MONSTER.
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207. YEAH, YOU COME IN AND WE KIND OF
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208. I TURN INTO YOU AND THEN YOU GO,
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209. LET'S DO...
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210. LET'S DO THE MONSTER FIRST, AND
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211. YEAH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHOOT
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212. 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE
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213. NO, 'CAUSE PEOPLE SHOOT OUT OF
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214. JASON, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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215. BECAUSE I READ
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216. OH! OH.
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217. WE SHOULD SHOOT DAY—FOR—NIGHT,
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218. LIKE TRUFFAUT.
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219. YES, GOOD,
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220. AND... ACTION!
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221. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,
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222. GOOD PEOPLE OF THE COMPANY WE
BROUGHT YOU HERE TODAY
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223. SO THAT BRENDON SMALL CAN GIVE
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224. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BRENDON SMALL.
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225. PLEASE GIVE HIM YOUR ATTENTION.
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226. UH... AS FAR AS THE ANNUAL
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227. I DON'T HAVE IT ON ME, AND,
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228. IN THE MEANTIME, I WOULD...
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229. I THINK I MIGHT BE TURNING
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230. OH, MY... AAAAAAH!
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231. I'M A MONSTER.
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232. HELP!
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233. HEY, HE'S USING TELEKINESIS!
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234. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M USING
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235. I'LL BURN YOU ALL UP
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236. MY FLESH IS GETTING HOT!
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237. WELL, HE WAS BETTER LAST YEAR,
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238. Uh—huh.
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239. PEOPLE AT THE SCHOOL DON'T KNOW
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240. THEY JUST SORT OF STARE AT ME
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241. WELL, ONE OF THE THINGS THAT
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242. WHEN I'M IN A SITUATION WHERE
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243. FOR ME TO CURSE—...
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244. I CAN'T HELP IT, AND THEREFORE
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247. THAT'S OBSESSIVE—COMPULSIVE
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248. YOU SAY EVERYTHING YOU THINK.
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249. IN FACT I EVEN SAY SOME THINGS
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250. THAT I HADN'T THOUGHT OF.
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251. OF COURSE AT THE LAST ONE,
I BROUGHT DRINKS
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252. AND MAYBE THAT WAS A MISTAKE,
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253. I HAD THAT LITTLE TO—GO
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254. WELL, IT SEEMS THAT THE MONSTER
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255. AND IT'S MY DUTY AS CAPTAIN OF
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256. EXCUSE ME.
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257. Jason/Monster:
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258. COMING THROUGH—— HOW YOU DOING?
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260. KILL HIM! FIRE!
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261. AAAH!
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262. DIRECT HIT.
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264. BEFORE YOU TAKE IT OUT ON ME!
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265. I'M JUST ONE MONSTER...
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270. OW!
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271. AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE
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273. Jason/Monster:
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275. I GUESS WE'RE ALL...
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278. SO STOP SHOOTING!
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281. I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET SURGERY?
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282. UH... YEAH, NO, NO...
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283. I'M GONNA TELL 'EM, HOLD ON.
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284. TELL THE GUY WHO'S SHOOTING
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285. WHO'S SHOOTING?
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286. OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
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289. I KNOW.
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290. DO YOU HAVE ANY CONTROL
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292. OW!
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293. HEY, YOU GUYS, WHO'S SHOOTING?
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294. WHO IS SHOOTING?
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295. OH, FORGET IT.
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296. LEAVE IT ALONE.
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297. LOOK, HE'S TURNING BACK
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298. WHY'D YOU MAKE ME
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299. LYNCH, HOW ARE YOU?
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300. OH, HELLO, McGUIRK.
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301. HOW YOU DOING?
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302. OH, I'M FINE.
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303. YEAH?
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304. I DIDN'T COME UP HERE JUST
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305. I WAS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED
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306. I UNDERSTAND HE WAS WITH YOU
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308. MY UNDERSTANDING, LYNCH WAS THAT
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311. BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A GAME AGAINST
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312. THAT'S AN IMPORTANT GAME,
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318. I TEACH ALL SUBJECTS EXCEPT
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319. YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, SOCCER
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321. REALLY?
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322. SOCCER IS FALL AND WINTER.
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325. SO I GUESS I JUST TEACH SOCCER
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327. WHAT IF BRENDON IS NOT DOING
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328. DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO BETTER?
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329. YOU KNOW, LYNCH, IT'S FUNNY—...
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330. WHEN I TALK TO YOU,
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331. BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEING
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332. AND I HOPE THAT'S NOT THE CASE
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333. I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
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334. THEN LET'S CLEAR IT UP
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335. SO YOU COULD TELL ME WHETHER
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336. WHENEVER WE SPEAK AND IF YOU SAY
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337. RIGHT HERE IN THE FACULTY LOUNGE
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338. I'M GONNA SAY "FINE."
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339. OKAY.
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340. ALL RIGHT.
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341. YOU BEING CONDESCENDING
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342. HMM...
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343. SO, HERE'S BRENDON
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344. BRENDON?
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346. I DECIDED THIS TIME THAT I WAS
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347. BECAUSE LAST TIME, WHOO!
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348. SO THIS TIME I... I WENT TO THE
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350. YOU CAN'T JUST GO TO THE
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351. AND HAVE A REPORT JUST HAPPEN——
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352. JUST TO FALL IN YOUR
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353. THAT'S SOMETHING YOU HAVE
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354. AND IF YOU THINK YOU'RE JUST
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355. WITHOUT DOING ANY WORK THEN
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356. EVERYBODY, BRENDON SMALL.
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357. GOOD JOB, BRENDON.
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358. BRENDON, BRENDON, THE BALL!
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359. I... I...
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360. THE BALL'S GOING BY YOU.
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362. BRENDON, COME OUT.
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366. BRENDON, I CAN'T TALK TO YOU
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370. I'VE GOT A QUESTION.
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371. BRENDON, YOU'RE
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373. MELISSA, GO GET
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374. PLEASE, ALL RIGHT?
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375. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TOO MANY
PEOPLE ON THE FIELD?
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376. COME ON, REF,
I'M TRYING TO GET THE KID OUT.
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377. I SENT THE KID IN
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382. BRENDON?
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383. GO TO THE STORE
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385. OH, COME ON, REF!
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386. I PUT THE BEEPER NUMBER
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387. UM, 8:30 IS BEDTIME.
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388. HMM?
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392. MMM.
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MM—HMM.
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MM—HMM.
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410. OOH, SNACK PAC.
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421. IT'S BAD, BAD SHERBET.
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423. YES.
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UM...
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425. YES?
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OUR GUESTHOUSE
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427. AND WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU DECIDED
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429. I MEAN, A GUY LIKE YOU...
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430. I KNOW, I DON'T LIKE TO TALK
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434. YEAH.
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435. WHY?
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436. HEY, HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
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437. FINE, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR PAST?
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438. IT'S BEST YOU DON'T KNOW TOO
MUCH ABOUT...
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439. THERE'S ONE THING I DO KNOW
AND THAT'S THAT
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440. IT'S SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY.
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441. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRENDON.
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442. OH, YOU GUYS.
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443. BLOW OUT THE CANDLES.
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444. MAKE A WISH.
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445. SPEECH, SPEECH.
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446. NO, WHAT'D YOU SAY?
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447. SPEECH.
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448. NO!
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449. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I GIVE
A SPEECH!
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450. WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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451. MY CAKE.
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452. I'LL KILL YOU FIRST.
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453. I'LL KILL YOU FIRST, LADY.
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454. ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU
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455. I HAVE O.C.D.
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456. HMM.
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457. IT MEANS TWO THINGS.
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458. IT MEANS, UH...
IT MEANS I CAN'T BE QUIET.
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459. MM—HMM.
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460. A LOT OF TIMES I FIND MYSELF
TALKING ABOUT THINGS
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461. THAT AREN'T REALLY THE SUBJECT.
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462. WHENEVER I COME TO THESE PAREN—-
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463. I CAN'T... I SAY F——K OVER AND
OVER AGAIN
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464. AND IT TURNS OUT THAT
THAT IS A...
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465. IT'S LIKE A COUSIN OF TOURETTE'S
OR SOMETHING.
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466. IT'S A SYMPTOM WHERE, YOU KNOW
F——K THIS, F——K THAT,
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467. F——KIN' PHONICS.
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468. IT'S A PROBLEM.
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469. AND, AND, YOU KNOW A LOT OF
TIMES I THINK,
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470. FOR THESE RELATIONSHIPS WHERE,
YOU KNOW,
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471. THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIPS
WITH BRENDON'S TEACHERS...
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472. MM—HMM...
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473. I THINK I GET OFF ON A BAD START
AND THEN I GET OFF
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474. ON A BAD MIDDLE AND THEN
EVENTUALLY, I GO TO A BAD END.
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475. HOLD I HAVE TO TAKE
MY SWEATER OFF
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476. BECAUSE I'M REALLY F——KIN' HOT.
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477. UH... SORT OF.
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478. I GUESS, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
TO CALL IT.
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479. NUH, HE WAS A WIMP.
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480. YOU KNOW, I, I... HE WASN'T
GONNA PUT HIS ARM AROUND ME
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481. SO I PUT MY ARM AROUND HIM
AND I COULD FEEL HIM
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482. TWITCH A LITTLE BIT SO I
TIGHTENED MY GRIP A LITTLE BIT
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483. AND I SAID, "DON'T TWITCH,
RELAX.
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484. JUST RELAX, RELAX,
WE'RE HAVING FUN, YOU KNOW"
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485. AND I COULD FEEL HIM LIKE
TRYING TO PULL.
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486. HE WAS PULLING THE OTHER WAY AND
I WAS LIKE,
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487. "HEY, I REALLY LIKE YOU.
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488. I THINK YOU'RE REALLY
A NICE PERSON."
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489. AND I PULLED HIM IN AND
ALL OF A SUDDEN LO AND BEHOLD,
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490. HE'S IN A HEADLOCK.
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491. HE'S LIKE, "LET ME OUT
OF THIS HEADLOCK!"
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492. I DON'T KNOW, HE HASN'T CALLED.
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493. BRENDON?
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494. AND A ... YES?
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495. I HAVE A SORE THROAT.
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496. FROM SCREAMING?
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497. YES.
THAT WAS, UH...
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498. BUT ALSO, I HAVE PINK—EYE, TOO.
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499. OH, JASON.
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500. I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA GET OUT
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501. HEY, THANKS FOR COMING.
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502. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, DUANE.
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503. OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU.
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504. JASON, YOU SHOULDN'T BE...
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505. 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA GET SICK NOW.
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506. IF YOU'RE CONTAGIOUS,
YOU SHOULD STAY AT HOME.
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507. THAT'S WHAT MY MOM SAID.
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508. DOES YOUR MOM KNOW
THAT YOU LEFT?
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509. YOUR MOM WAS RIGHT, JASON.
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510. I'M DIZZY.
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511. MAYBE WE SHOULD TELL
THE BABY—SITTER.
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512. OKAY.
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513. YEAH.
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514. OH, GOD.
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515. COVER YOUR MOUTH.
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516. COUGH THE OTHER WAY,
PLEASE.
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517. HOLD IT, I'M CHOKING.
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518. OH, I THINK I'M BETTER.
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519. CAN I GET YOU A GLASS OF WATER?
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520. NO, NOTHING FOR ME, THANK YOU.
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521. I DON'T LIKE TO DRINK IN FRONT
OF YOU PEOPLE.
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522. 'CAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST
TIME?
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523. WELL, YES.
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524. HMM.
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525. NOW, I HAVE TO ASK YOU THIS.
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526. DO YOU DO A FAIR AMOUNT OF
DRINKING DURING THE WEEK?
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527. EVERY DAY?
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528. NO, I USED TO HAVE A LITTLE
RELAXER, A LITTLE...
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529. ONE GLASS OF WINE, A RELAXER,
EVERY EVENING
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530. WHICH WOULD MAKE BRENDON'S
HOMEWORK A LOT EASIER
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531. FOR ME TO DO.
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532. I ALSO HAVE URINARY TRACT
INFECTION.
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533. IS THAT WHEN IT BURNS
WHEN YOU PEE?
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534. UM, IT FEELS WEIRD.
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535. OH, MAN.
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536. LIKE THERE'S STUFF IN IT.
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537. LIKE FIRE?
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538. NO, LIKE RICE.
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539. YOU KNOW, ONE TIME, WHO WAS
IT?—...
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540. RUSSELL WEST, I THINK—...
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541. SPIT OUTSIDE SO MISS MARTIN
MADE HIM SPIT INTO A JAR.
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542. HE HAD TO FILL A WHOLE JAR WITH
SPIT AND I WAS SO JEALOUS.
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543. I HAD ECZEMA ONCE
BUT THAT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS.
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544. I HAVE ECZEMA.
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545. WHERE DO YOU HAVE IT?
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546. I HAVE IT ON ELBOW, KNEE,
CROTCH, AND, UM, UNDERARM
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547. AND I HAVE HEAD ECZEMA, WHICH IS
CALLED "CRADLE CAP."
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548. WHAT IS CRADLE CAP?
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549. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
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550. OH, YOU TAKE IT OUT
OF YOUR HEAD.
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551. OH, OHH!
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552. IT'S WHITE.
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553. EWW!
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554. OH, JESUS.
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555. YOU SHOULD WEAR A HAT.
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556. AND IT FEELS GOOD
WHEN I PICK IT OFF
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557. BUT THE TEACHERS HIT ME
WHEN I DO IT.
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558. MR. IRVIN HIT ME
WHEN I HAD...
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559. HE REALLY HIT YOU?
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560. 'CAUSE I KEPT PICKING
CRADLE CAP,
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561. AND THEN MRS. HANNEMAN HIT ME
WHEN I POOED MYSELF IN CLASS.
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562. WELL, LYNCH.
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563. MCGUIRK.
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564. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
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565. WE LOST TO KENT 31 TO ZERO
WHICH, UH,
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566. I GUESS MAKES IT 14 YEARS
IN A ROW, THANKS TO YOU.
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567. DID, UH...?
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568. I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU,
LYNCH—...
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569. I'M NOT THRILLED ABOUT THE WAY
YOU HANDLED IT AND, UH...
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570. I COULD TAKE IT UP
WITH THE SCHOOL COMMITTEE
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571. OR I COULD TAKE IT
UP WITH THE PRINCIPAL.
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572. I COULD DO A LOT OF THINGS,
BUT WHAT I'M GOING TO DO
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573. IS PULL ON YOUR BOW TIE
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574. RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY
TO EMBARRASS YOU.
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575. MAYBE I'LL DO THIS
WHERE I TOUCH YOUR T
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576. AND THEN HIT YOUR FACE.
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577. OR I'LL DO THIS.
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578. I'LL JUST HIT YOU BACK AND FORTH
WITH MY HAND ACROSS YOUR FACE,
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579. AND THERE'S NOTHING
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580. ALRIGHT?
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581. HMM—MM.
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582. OR MAYBE I'LL BEND DOWN
AND UNTIE YOUR SHOES
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583. TIE 'EM TOGETHER
LIKE I'M DOING RIGHT NOW.
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584. UM—HMM.
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585. BOY, THAT WAS...
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586. THAT WAS A NEAR MISS.
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587. REALLY? WHAT...
WHAT HAPPENED?
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588. WELL, THEY'RE GONNA
GET A TUTOR FOR YOU.
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589. AND THEY SAID THAT
I GET TO KEEP BEING THE MOM.
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590. MOM.
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591. IS THAT A SUCCESSFUL DAY
FOR THE SMALLS?
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592. MOM, YOU SCREWED ME.
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593. YOU SCREWED ME.
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594. A TUTOR?
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595. YOU KNOW WHAT, LYNCH?
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596. I'M GONNA STOP.
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597. I'M NOT GONNA MESS
WITH YOU ANYMORE, OKAY
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598. BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SIT HERE
AND HUMILIATE YOU.
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599. UH—HUH.
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600. ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE LITTLE BIT
WITH THE HAIR, BUT THAT'S IT.
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601. WHAT DO YOU USE IN THAT,
BY THE WAY?
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602. UH, I DON'T KNOW.
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603. JUST SOMETHING
THAT COMES IN A BOTTLE.
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604. IT'S NICE.
YEAH.
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605. IT LOOKS GOOD.
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606. RIGHT, BUT IT'S NOT
A VERY GREASY GREASE.
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607. IT'S JUST KIND OF...
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608. I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE.
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609. ORIGINALLY I THOUGHT YOUR
MUSTACHE LOOKED SILLY,
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610. BUT IT'S NOT BAD,
LIKE A THIN ONE.
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611. YOU DON'T SEE THAT
TOO OFTEN.
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612. I USED TO MAKE FUN OF IT
TO EVERYBODY ELSE...
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613. YES, I LIKE MY MUSTACHE.
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614. I'M JUST SAYING I LIKE,
I LIKE IT TOO NOW.
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615. I'M SAYING I'M COMING AROUND
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616. WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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617. AND, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO COME DOWN ON YOU
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618. ABOUT THAT BRENDON SMALL
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619. I MEAN, THAT WAS KINDA SILLY.
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620. WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER.
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621. I MEAN, THESE CHILDREN
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622. FOR OVERALL EDUCATION,
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623. AND YOU'RE PART
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WHATEVER.
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624. YEAH, OKAY, BRENDON LOOK,
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625. I GUESS YOU PROVED
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626. NOBODY CAN MAKE YOU
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627. YOU HAVEN'T DONE
ANY WORK ALL YEAR.
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628. GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.
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629. NOW, WOULD YOU DO ME AN ENORMOUS
FAVOR AND JUST SHOW THEM
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630. THAT YOU CAN DO IT?
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631. WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME
FEEL BAD ABOUT IT, THEN OKAY.
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632. I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL LOUSY
IF I POSSIBLY CAN.
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633. I'LL DO IT, I WILL.
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634. I'LL TRY HARD BUT THIS IS IT.
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635. I'M NEVER DOING IT AGAIN.
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636. Kubrick, Scorsese, Altman,
Spielberg, Lucas—...
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637. They are all fabulous directors
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638. had a tutor, just like me.
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639. Thank you very much, and I hope
you enjoyed my speech.
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640. Back to you, Brendon.
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641. THANK YOU, BRENDON.
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644. How are you doing?
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645. FINE,
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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646. Fine.
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647. Mr. Lynch?
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648. BRENDON?
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649. Ha—ha!
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650. WHAT IS THIS——
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651. A GLASS OF WATER?
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652. MMM...
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653. WHAT I NEED FROM YOU IS I NEED
SOME REACTION CUTAWAYS
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654. SOME REACTION SHOTS OF YOU
SCREAMING AND SAYING,
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655. "OH, MY GOD, IT'S A MONSTER."
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656. I'M GONNA TURN THE CAMERA ON.
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657. OKAY, NOW GIVE ME A "OH, MY GOD,
IT'S A MONSTER!"
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658. OH, MY GOD...
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659. OH, MY GOD, IT'S A MONSTER.
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660. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE ME
MORE THAN THAT.
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661. OH, MY GOD, IT'S A...
IT'S A MONSTER!
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662. THAT'S GOOD.
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663. OKAY NOW, LIKE,
"HE'S WRECKING THE CITY!"
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664. HE'S WRECKING THE CITY!
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665. THAT'S GOOD, OKAY.
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666. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
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667. THAT'S GREAT! KEEP GOING!
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668. IT'S A MONSTER!
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669. LOOK, I WANNA...
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670. PUT ME DOWN!
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671. THAT'S GREAT.
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672. HOW 'BOUT...?
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673. PUT ME DOWN!
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674. OW, MY RIBS!
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675. YOU'RE CRUSHING MY HEAD!
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676. THAT'S...
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677. STOP IT!
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678. STOP HURTING MY LEG!
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681. A LITTLE BIT LESS,
A LITTLE LESS OVER—THE—TOP.
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682. YOU'RE KINDA DOING IT
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683. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE TRANSCRIPTION COMPANY
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