1. AND NOW, FOR THE FINAL AWARD
OF THE EVENING—...Copy !req
2. THE BEST YOUNG "FILMMAKER"
OF THE YEAR—...Copy !req
3. AND THE NOMINEES ARE...Copy !req
4. THE SEA MONSTER,
DAVY BOUTON, PRODUCER.Copy !req
5. TITANIC II, SHEILA
AND BILLY JONES, PRODUCERS.Copy !req
6. THE SHIP IS SINKING.Copy !req
7. WE'VE HIT AN ICEBERG.Copy !req
8. BUT THE SHIP CAN'T SINK.
IT WILL NEVER SINK.Copy !req
9. IT'S INSINKABLE.Copy !req
10. IT'S CALLED THE TITANIC.Copy !req
11. THERE'S FISH ALL OVERCopy !req
12. BECAUSE WE'RE REALLY SINKING
A LOT NOW.Copy !req
13. WE CAN'T SINK.Copy !req
14. WE SUNK.Copy !req
15. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
16. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
17. AND FINALLY, FAT—HER——
BRENDON, MELISSA AND JASON,
PRODOOKEES.Copy !req
18. YOU HAD AN AFFAIR?Copy !req
19. LOOK, I... I...Copy !req
20. AND NOW SHE'S TRYING TO KILL US?Copy !req
21. HOW COULD YOU?Copy !req
22. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
23. WHO IS SHE?Copy !req
24. JUST SOME WOMAN.Copy !req
25. IS IT BECAUSE I'M FAT?Copy !req
26. NO.Copy !req
27. IN FACT, SHE'S FAT, TOO.Copy !req
28. WELL, WHERE IS SHE NOW?Copy !req
29. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
30. BUT WE'RE SAFE HERE,
IN THE COUNTRY.Copy !req
31. SHE'LL NEVER FIND US.Copy !req
32. FOUND YOU!Copy !req
33. SHE FOUND US!Copy !req
34. NEVER FIND US.Copy !req
35. BUT THAT'S NOT HER!Copy !req
36. AND THE AWARD GOES TO...Copy !req
37. HOW DO YOU GET THESE OPEN?Copy !req
38. OH, HERE IT IS——
FAT—HER!Copy !req
39. BRENDON, JASON AND KALEESEE,
PREDEEKEES.Copy !req
40. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
41. A FEW WORDS?Copy !req
42. KEEP IT TIGHT.Copy !req
43. OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.Copy !req
44. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
45. GOOD NIGHT!Copy !req
46. STOP IT!Copy !req
47. SIT DOWN, THANK YOU.Copy !req
48. ALL RIGHT, UH, SO I'LL KEEP IT
FOR THE FIRST DAY.Copy !req
49. FOR THE THIRD DAY.Copy !req
50. AND WE'LL KEEP DOING IT
LIKE THAT FOR...Copy !req
51. THE REST OF OUR LIVES.Copy !req
52. OKAY.Copy !req
53. WHAT IF, UM, ONE OF USCopy !req
54. AND THEN IT GETS MANGLED?Copy !req
55. WELL, THEN YOU MISS YOUR DAY.Copy !req
56. EXCUSE ME, HI.Copy !req
57. HI, I'M DIXIE SMITHLY
FROM CHANNEL 1 NEWSCopy !req
58. YOU KIDS ON YOUR AWARD.Copy !req
59. OH!Copy !req
60. I'D LOVE TO DO A PIECE
ON YOU THREE KIDS.Copy !req
61. YOU MEAN, UM, BEAT US UP?Copy !req
62. NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT!Copy !req
63. JASON, NO, SHE MEANS
SHE WANTS TO DO A STORY ON US.Copy !req
64. RIGHT?Copy !req
65. YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
66. I THINK IT'S FASCINATINGCopy !req
67. AND I THINK IT'LL MAKE
A GREAT STORY.Copy !req
68. WE'LL DO SOME INTERVIEWS, FOLLOW
YOU AROUND WITH THE CAMERA,
YOU KNOW—...Copy !req
69. SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE YOUNG,
AWARD—WINNING FILMMAKERS.Copy !req
70. WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
71. COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?Copy !req
72. THERE YOU ARE!Copy !req
73. OH!Copy !req
74. HEY, WHOA, MOM!Copy !req
75. BRENDON, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.Copy !req
76. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
77. ARE YOU HIS MOTHER?Copy !req
78. HIS GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
79. SHE'S KIDDING, WE BROKE UP.Copy !req
80. I'M... I'M HIS MOM, PAULA SMALL.Copy !req
81. I'M DIXIE SMITHLY
FROM CHANNEL 1 NEWS.Copy !req
82. NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
83. OH, HEY, I AM
SO PROUD OF YOU KIDS, TOO.Copy !req
84. CONGRATULATIONS!Copy !req
85. BRENDON, YOUR MOM'S ALL OVER ME.Copy !req
86. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
87. THANK YOU, MRS. SMALL.Copy !req
88. YOU HAVE REALLY BAD BREATH.Copy !req
89. WELL, I THINK THIS IS GOING
TO BE A FUN INTERVIEW.Copy !req
90. THAT WASN'T THE INTERVIEW?Copy !req
91. YOU SEE, MR. MCGUIRK,Copy !req
92. OF YOUR EVALUATION.Copy !req
93. YEAH.Copy !req
94. WE'RE MOST CONCERNED WITH TODAYCopy !req
95. WITH YOUR ANGER.Copy !req
96. IN FACT, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOUCopy !req
97. INTO THE REVIEWER'S FACE.Copy !req
98. ANGER MANAGEMENT THERAPY.Copy !req
99. YOU WILL BE TERMINATED.Copy !req
100. AM I CLEAR?Copy !req
101. UH—HUH.Copy !req
102. IT'S ALL UP TO YOU, MR. MCGUIRK.Copy !req
103. THESE ANGER MANAGEMENT SESSIONS?Copy !req
104. HMM?Copy !req
105. THAT'S A YES?Copy !req
106. UM, NO... OH, DAMN!Copy !req
107. COFFEE, ANYBODY?Copy !req
108. BECAUSE I'M...
GOT A FRESH POT BREWING.Copy !req
109. IF YOU WOULD LIKE COFFEE.Copy !req
110. OKAY, FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE.Copy !req
111. CREAM?Copy !req
112. JUST A SHOW OF HANDS.Copy !req
113. NO, PUT YOUR HAND DOWN
AND THEN SHOW IT AGAIN.Copy !req
114. DAD...Copy !req
115. OKAY, OKAY, EVERYBODY READY NOW?Copy !req
116. LET'S JUST CHAT, OKAY?Copy !req
117. LET ME ASK YOU, MELISSA.Copy !req
118. WHEN YOU WERE... HOW OLD?Copy !req
119. HOW OLD WERE...Copy !req
120. WELL, I...Copy !req
121. - YEAH, I'M OUT OF COFFEE.
- DO YOU STILL WANT THE CREAM?Copy !req
122. DAD, FORGET THE COFFEE.
COME IN HERE.Copy !req
123. JUST A LITTLE THING OF SUGAR?Copy !req
124. DAD, JUST COME IN HERE.Copy !req
125. I'M SORRY.
UH... AM I IN THERE?Copy !req
126. OH, SORRY ABOUT
THE COFFEE, GUYS.Copy !req
127. HOW ABOUT A HIGHBALL?Copy !req
128. MY FATHER'S
A LITTLE NERVOUS.Copy !req
129. A SPEED BALL?Copy !req
130. I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
131. WE'LL WORK AROUND IT,
NOT A PROBLEM.Copy !req
132. DAD, PLEASE, JUST SIT.Copy !req
133. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
134. OKAY.Copy !req
135. YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO HAVE
A LAWYER PRESENT WHEN I DO THIS.Copy !req
136. YOU ALREADY SIGNED THE RELEASE.Copy !req
137. NO, I MEAN, I'D LIKE TO GET
A PRESENT FOR MY LAWYER—...Copy !req
138. A LAWYER PRESENT.Copy !req
139. OKAY.Copy !req
140. THE COVER—UP RUNS DEEP.Copy !req
141. HOW DEEP?Copy !req
142. UM, REALLY DEEP.Copy !req
143. DEEP DEEP.Copy !req
144. SO YOU'RE SAYING THATCopy !req
145. POWERFUL MAN IN THE FREE WORLD?Copy !req
146. YOU MEAN MEL GIBSON?Copy !req
147. NO, I MEAN THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.Copy !req
148. NO, IT DOESN'T RUN THAT DEEP.Copy !req
149. THAT WOULD BE REALLY DEEP.Copy !req
150. FOR ALL YOUR HELP ON THIS.Copy !req
151. WILL THANK YOU, TOO.Copy !req
152. I HOPE NOT ALL AT ONCE.Copy !req
153. THAT WOULD BE REALLY LOUD.Copy !req
154. THAT'S A JOKE.Copy !req
155. OH.Copy !req
156. GOING ON IN MY LIFE—...Copy !req
157. AND EVERYTHING—...Copy !req
158. MY... MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS GONE.Copy !req
159. UM, ONE MORE THING
BEFORE YOU GO.Copy !req
160. I WASN'T LEAVING.Copy !req
161. OH.Copy !req
162. YEAH.Copy !req
163. THAT'S AWKWARD.Copy !req
164. IT IS WEIRD.Copy !req
165. OKAY, UM, HERE.
I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.Copy !req
166. HA!Copy !req
167. NOW, THAT'S FUNNY.Copy !req
168. IT'S NOT A JOKE.Copy !req
169. I'LL CHERISH IT.Copy !req
170. TO THROW IT OUT.Copy !req
171. IT REMINDS ME OF MY FATHER.Copy !req
172. OH, DOES HE LOOK LIKE A ZEBRA?Copy !req
173. UH, NO.Copy !req
174. OH.Copy !req
175. SOMEONE'S COMING.
WERE YOU FOLLOWED?Copy !req
176. YES, WERE YOU?Copy !req
177. YES.Copy !req
178. UM... OOPS.Copy !req
179. TO HIS WIFE...Copy !req
180. OH.Copy !req
181. WITH REGARD TO HIS INFIDELITY.Copy !req
182. IS THAT ACCURATE?Copy !req
183. SURE, THAT'S... YEAH!Copy !req
184. WELL, WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE
OF THE ZEBRA?Copy !req
185. HUH.Copy !req
186. FOR YOUR CHARACTER?Copy !req
187. DARK SECRETS?Copy !req
188. WOW... HUH!Copy !req
189. BOY, YOU SAID IT.Copy !req
190. BUT ACTUALLY, NO, NO.Copy !req
191. IS THAT IT, UH...Copy !req
192. IT LOOKS LIKE A HORSE.Copy !req
193. OKAY.
HORSE.Copy !req
194. YEAH, AND, UM, IF YOU PUTCopy !req
195. ON A HORSE'S GUMS
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE TALKINGCopy !req
196. AND THAT'S WHY THERE'S
PEANUT BUTTER ON ITS FACE.Copy !req
197. YEAH.Copy !req
198. IS REALLY GOOD, TOO.Copy !req
199. SO, JASON I UNDERSTAND
YOU REALLY ENJOY THE SANDBOX.Copy !req
200. AREN'T WE SUPPOSED
TO TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE?Copy !req
201. WELL, I'M FOCUSING
ON THE SANDBOX RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
202. I WANT TO SEE WHERE YOU...
WHERE YOU GET YOUR IDEAS—...Copy !req
203. WHERE YOUR WHOLE GENESIS IS.Copy !req
204. WHAT?Copy !req
205. THE BEGINNING.
YOUR BEGINNING.Copy !req
206. RIGHT.Copy !req
207. I LIKE, UM, MY SANDBOX BECAUSE
I LIKE SITTING IN SAND AND...Copy !req
208. THAT I'M SITTING IN THE DESERT.Copy !req
209. REALLY!Copy !req
210. THE DESERT.Copy !req
211. LET'S MOVE ON.Copy !req
212. OKAY.Copy !req
213. SO, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE MOVIE FAT—HER.Copy !req
214. YOU'RE PLAYING A LOTCopy !req
215. IN THIS MOVIE.Copy !req
216. YEAH, I PLAYED 11 CHARACTERS——Copy !req
217. INCLUDING ONE WHO'S, UM,Copy !req
218. ANOTHER WHO'SCopy !req
219. AND ONE WHO CAN'T CONCEIVE,
BUT WHO'S PREGNANT.Copy !req
220. MY, MY, MY.Copy !req
221. FOR SOMEONE SO YOUNG.Copy !req
222. YES, WELL, STUFFING A PILLOW
UNDER MY SHIRT HELPED.Copy !req
223. YEAH.Copy !req
224. IN THE SANDBOX AND POOP.Copy !req
225. AND THE GUY TOOK MY SPOT.Copy !req
226. I MEAN, I CLEARLY WASCopy !req
227. AND I WAS PRETTY UPSET.Copy !req
228. SO I TOOK A DEEP BREATH,Copy !req
229. "HOW AM I GOING TO HANDLE THIS?"Copy !req
230. KICK HIS ASS.Copy !req
231. WAIT, JON——HOLD ON TO YOUR
THOUGHTS UNO MOMENTO, PLEASE.Copy !req
232. I'M JUST SAYING YOU KICK HIS ASS
OR YOU HIT HIS CAR.Copy !req
233. LET'S FIND OUTCopy !req
234. TO YOUR COMMENT.Copy !req
235. CONTINUE, LARRY.Copy !req
236. WELL, I TOOK A COUPLE MORECopy !req
237. OVER A PARKING SPACE.Copy !req
238. AND I FOUND ANOTHER SPOT——
A BETTER ONE.Copy !req
239. A BETTER PARKING SPOT.Copy !req
240. TO THE VICTOR GO THE SPOILS.Copy !req
241. AND HOW DID YOU FEEL, LARRY?Copy !req
242. TELL US.Copy !req
243. WELL, I FELT REALLY, UH...Copy !req
244. AND LEARN, FOR LARRY WILL TEACH.Copy !req
245. WELL, I REALLY FELT, UM...Copy !req
246. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,
LARRY.Copy !req
247. WELL, YOU KNOW,
I FELT REALLY, UH...Copy !req
248. - LARRY, JUST RELAX.
- LET IT FLOW.Copy !req
249. YEAH, FOR ME...Copy !req
250. - DON'T HOLD BACK, MAN.
- TELL US EVERYTHING.Copy !req
251. YEAH.Copy !req
252. WELL, I FELT, UH, FOR ME,
IT WAS A...Copy !req
253. IF WE LISTEN, LARRY...Copy !req
254. WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP
AND LET ME TELL THEM?Copy !req
255. RIGHT.Copy !req
256. GO AHEAD, SORRY.Copy !req
257. I FELT GOOD, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
258. IT WAS NICE TO FINALLY...
FOR ME...Copy !req
259. HE FELT GOOD.Copy !req
260. GOOD IS GOOD.Copy !req
261. STOP INTERRUPTING ME!Copy !req
262. I'M GOING OUT
FOR SOME DEEP BREATHS.Copy !req
263. OKAY... JON.Copy !req
264. MAN, THAT WAS FUNNY,
WHAT HAPPENED WITH LARRY.Copy !req
265. HUH?Copy !req
266. HE'S MESSED UP.Copy !req
267. IT WAS A BIT UPSETTING.Copy !req
268. LARRY'S A MESS.Copy !req
269. JON... LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
270. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.Copy !req
271. UM, I'M NOT FEELING
TOO GOOD ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
272. EVERYONE'S UNCOMFORTABLE
AT FIRST, JON.Copy !req
273. YEAH, YEAH.
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS?Copy !req
274. WHAT ARE YOUR PROBLEMS,
MY FRIEND?Copy !req
275. I MEAN, I'M NOT REALLY
AN ANGRY PERSON, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
276. I JUST... I DON'T...Copy !req
277. I HATE PEOPLE,
AND I HATE MY JOB...Copy !req
278. GOOD——ACCEPTANCE.Copy !req
279. AND I HATE MY MOTHER.Copy !req
280. I DON'T KNOW;
WORK WITH THAT.Copy !req
281. I'LL BE BACK WITH MY DECISION.Copy !req
282. ON YOUR HUSBAND?Copy !req
283. NO.Copy !req
284. OH...Copy !req
285. YOU KNOW, BY STUDYINGCopy !req
286. AND LEAVE EACH OTHER.Copy !req
287. TO DINNER SOME NIGHT?Copy !req
288. THE BABY DINOSAUR AGAIN.Copy !req
289. THAT'S SAD... FOR THE BABY.Copy !req
290. YOUNG, SO IT'S NOT THAT BAD.Copy !req
291. OOPS.Copy !req
292. HERE FOR A SECOND?Copy !req
293. SURE.Copy !req
294. I MUST SAY, BRENDON
THOUGH IT'S A TAD DIFFICULTCopy !req
295. TO FOLLOW AT TIMES,
THIS FILM IS EXTREMELY CREATIVE.Copy !req
296. WON THE AWARD.Copy !req
297. AW, SHUCKS.Copy !req
298. SO, WHERE DO YOU GET
ALL OF THIS CREATIVITY?Copy !req
299. I'D HAVE TO SAY FROM MY MOM,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
300. SHE'S, UH...
SHE'S A VERY CREATIVE PERSON.Copy !req
301. SHE TEACHES CREATIVE WRITING.Copy !req
302. SHE WRITES, YOU KNOW, HERSELF.Copy !req
303. SHE DOES. SHE'S A...
AND I'VE READ SOME OF HER WORK.Copy !req
304. AND, UH... UH... NOT VERY GOOD,Copy !req
305. BUT, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S VERY CREATIVE AND I'D SAY,Copy !req
306. LIKE, IF I GET IT FROM ANYBODY
IT'S GOT TO BE FROM HER.Copy !req
307. SO, WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?Copy !req
308. I BET HE'S PRETTY CREATIVE, TOO,
HUH?Copy !req
309. UH, BRENDON?
BRENDON, ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
310. BRENDON!Copy !req
311. I'M FINE.Copy !req
312. I WAS JUST...
I WAS JUST THINKING.Copy !req
313. OH, YOU'RE SUCH
A SMELLY LITTLE GIRL.Copy !req
314. FOR MOMMY TO CLEAN UP,Copy !req
315. DIDN'T YOU, HUH?Copy !req
316. YES, YOU DID,
YOU MADE A LITTLE MESS.Copy !req
317. MOM?Copy !req
318. YOU DID...Copy !req
319. OH, DEAR LORD.Copy !req
320. IN THE FLOORBOARDS?Copy !req
321. NO, THAT'SCopy !req
322. MADE A LITTLE MESSY MESS.Copy !req
323. MOMMY'S GOING TO BLOCK HER NOSE
JUST A LITTLE WHILE.Copy !req
324. YEAH, I'LL STAND OUTSIDE
THE ROOM A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
325. YEAH.Copy !req
326. HEY, UH... UH, MOM?Copy !req
327. YEAH?Copy !req
328. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT GUY...
UH...Copy !req
329. YOU KNOW, THAT GUY
THAT USED TO LIVE UH...Copy !req
330. THAT USED TO LIVE HERE?Copy !req
331. UH... FATHER.Copy !req
332. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
333. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
334. UH... NOTHING, JUST QUESTIONS.Copy !req
335. DIXIE, FATHER, INTERVIEW AND...Copy !req
336. USE SENTENCES PLEASE.Copy !req
337. WELL, DIXIE'S BEEN ASKING MECopy !req
338. LIKE HOW CREATIVE IS,
YOU KNOW, MY FATHERCopy !req
339. AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW
TO ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS.Copy !req
340. WELL, I... I WAS GOINGCopy !req
341. ABOUT THE AWARD SO I'LL...Copy !req
342. I'LL JUST CALL
AND TELL HIM TO...Copy !req
343. TO GIVE YOU A CALL SOMETIME.Copy !req
344. OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.Copy !req
345. JUST... HE'LL CALL.Copy !req
346. YOU KNOW, WHENEV...
WHENEVER IS FINE.Copy !req
347. THANK YOU.Copy !req
348. DON'T MENTION IT.Copy !req
349. I WILL NOT.Copy !req
350. OKAY.Copy !req
351. OH, THERE'S MY LITTLE JOSIE.Copy !req
352. LITTLE GIRL'S ALL NICE
AND CLEAN, ISN'T SHE?Copy !req
353. OH... CLEAN.Copy !req
354. MOM, CAN YOU NEVER
TALK LIKE THAT AGAIN, PLEASE?Copy !req
355. SORRY.Copy !req
356. IT REMINDS ME OF MY FATHER.Copy !req
357. IT REMINDS ME OF MY FATHER.Copy !req
358. IT REMINDS ME OF MY FATHER.Copy !req
359. HMM, I GUESS HE'S NOT HOME.Copy !req
360. TO GO TO THE MOVIES?Copy !req
361. NO, IT KIND OF WOULDN'T BE
THE SAME WITHOUT BRENDON.Copy !req
362. I MEAN, WHO'S GOING
TO SIT IN THE MIDDLE?Copy !req
363. YEAH, WELL, I'M GOING
TO THE MOVIES.Copy !req
364. THE THING IS, BRENDON, A LOT OFCopy !req
365. AND THEY DON'T KNOW THE FIRST
THING ABOUT BEING A FATHER.Copy !req
366. ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T...Copy !req
367. JANINE!
DO NOT STAND THERE!Copy !req
368. YOU HAVE TO RUN!Copy !req
369. SOCCER IS A GAME OF RUNNING.Copy !req
370. AS YOU SEEM TO THINK IT IS,
WE WOULDN'T NEED SHOES.Copy !req
371. OR GO BAREFOOT.Copy !req
372. McGUIRK, ARE YOU ALL
RIGHT?Copy !req
373. I'M FINE, BRENDON!Copy !req
374. HMM.Copy !req
375. THANK YOU FOR ASKING.Copy !req
376. LOOK, BRENDON, I KNOW YOU BLAME
YOUR FATHER FOR A LOT OF THINGS,Copy !req
377. AND MAYBE IT IS ALL HIS FAULT.Copy !req
378. THERE YOU HAVE IT.Copy !req
379. THANKS.Copy !req
380. DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES
I MADE OR OUR FATHERS.Copy !req
381. LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
382. ORANGE JUICE IN MY CEREAL.Copy !req
383. I WASN'T THINKING.Copy !req
384. I JUST GRABBED IT, POURED IT——
I WAS HALF ASLEEP.Copy !req
385. THEN I REALIZED I LOVE IT.Copy !req
386. I THINK IT'S A GREAT MIX.Copy !req
387. THEN I REALIZE IT'S THE
CORPORATIONS, THE ADVERTISERSCopy !req
388. FROM DOING STUFF LIKE THIS.Copy !req
389. WAY—— MILK—CEREAL.Copy !req
390. RIGHT.Copy !req
391. ORANGE JUICE—CEREAL IS FINE.Copy !req
392. IT ALL GOES IN THE SAME PLACE.
YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING.Copy !req
393. YEAH, I KNOW THAT SAYING.Copy !req
394. THE POINT IS, BRENDON, GIVE YOUR
FATHER A CHANCE.Copy !req
395. RIGHT.Copy !req
396. JANINE, WOULD YOU PREFER
I GET IN MY CARCopy !req
397. AND DOWN THE FIELD?Copy !req
398. HUH?Copy !req
399. TO GET YOU A RICKSHAW?Copy !req
400. HOW ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
401. I'LL BE DRIVING YOU UP AND DOWN
THE FIELD IN A RICKSHAW.Copy !req
402. WELCOME TO CHINA, JANINE.Copy !req
403. OH, CRAP.Copy !req
404. WORK IN PROGRESS.Copy !req
405. IT'S A COMEDY ABOUTCopy !req
406. THE DAUGHTER OF A SELF—SERVE
GAS STATION ATTENDANT, RIGHT,Copy !req
407. MISTAKEN FOR BIZARRE, UH...
MISHAPS...Copy !req
408. ENDS UP BEING MISTAKEN...
FOR A PRINCESS...Copy !req
409. OF INEPT, OVER—THE—HILL MOBSTERSCopy !req
410. AND RETIRE.Copy !req
411. WOW!Copy !req
412. ACTION!Copy !req
413. I WANT MY DADDY.Copy !req
414. CUT. BEAUTIFUL——THAT'S A WRAP.Copy !req
415. 17... 18...Copy !req
416. OH, COME ON.Copy !req
417. 21... 22.Copy !req
418. OH, G... LADY, DO YOU
BELIEVE THIS GUY?Copy !req
419. TWENTY—TWO.Copy !req
420. IT SAYS NO MORE THAN 12,
BUT THIS FISHHEAD'S GOT 22.Copy !req
421. ALL RIGHT, BREATHE.Copy !req
422. RELAX... NOW BREATHE AGAIN.Copy !req
423. OH, NOW, WHAT NOW...Copy !req
424. COME ON, PAL, IT SAYS
12 ITEMS OR LESS, 12 OR LESS.Copy !req
425. OH, GOOD, YOU CAN READ.Copy !req
426. YEAH, APPARENTLY YOU CAN'T.Copy !req
427. HEY, LOOK, PAL,
WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR PIPECopy !req
428. BEFORE MY FOOT CLOGS IT?Copy !req
429. OH, IS THAT A THREAT OR A POEM?Copy !req
430. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
431. NOT WORTH IT.
FORGET IT.Copy !req
432. UM.. I'M NOT WORTH IT?Copy !req
433. NO, NO, NO, NO—...Copy !req
434. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
435. CONTROL.Copy !req
436. I'M GOING TO STAY IN CONTROL.Copy !req
437. STAY IN CONTROL, JOHN.Copy !req
438. WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?Copy !req
439. WHEN?Copy !req
440. TH... OH...Copy !req
441. JUST NOW.Copy !req
442. WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?Copy !req
443. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
444. I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.Copy !req
445. OH!Copy !req
446. YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME,
IS THAT IT?Copy !req
447. LOOK, PAL, I USED TO BE JUST
LIKE YOU, SORT OF—...Copy !req
448. A LITTLE DIFFERENT.Copy !req
449. YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.Copy !req
450. BUT I'M TRYING TO DEAL
WITH MY IMPULSE CONTROL.Copy !req
451. BOOYAH!Copy !req
452. THAT'S WHEN HE HIT ME.Copy !req
453. TRYING TO GET A PRICE ON ME.Copy !req
454. JOHN, LET ME FIRST SAYCopy !req
455. AND YOUR LACK OF RETALIATION.Copy !req
456. YOU KNOW, DR. FIZZEL, I'VE GOT
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
457. YOU KNOW, BRUTALLY HONEST.Copy !req
458. YOU SUCK AT THIS.Copy !req
459. ALL YOU DO IS MAKE PEOPLE ANGRY.Copy !req
460. TO YOUR DRONING VOICE,Copy !req
461. THAT'S MY PROBLEM.Copy !req
462. I'LL TELL YOU, I THINK IT'S YOU.Copy !req
463. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY.Copy !req
464. YOU'RE GOING TO SAY I'M MAD
BECAUSE I'M JUST A MAD PERSON,Copy !req
465. I'M AN ANGRY PERSON
BUT THAT'S NOT IT—— IT'S YOU.Copy !req
466. TELL ME—— COME ON, MAN.Copy !req
467. NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO SUCK ME IN WITH THAT.Copy !req
468. DO YOU LIKE CHICKEN WINGS?Copy !req
469. YEAH, I... I DO
LIKE CHICKEN WINGS, YEAH, WHY?Copy !req
470. THEY'RE DELICIOUS.Copy !req
471. WHY DO YOU THINK, MAN?Copy !req
472. OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO
GIVE ME AN ANALOGY.Copy !req
473. NO, THERE'S NO
CHICKEN WING ANALOGY.Copy !req
474. OH.Copy !req
475. YOU'RE A WEIRD ONE.Copy !req
476. SO, YOU'VE MADE OVER
400 FILMS TOGETHER.Copy !req
477. THAT'S AMAZING.Copy !req
478. THANKS.Copy !req
479. WITH NO ENDINGS.Copy !req
480. STILL IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
481. YOU'VE EVER MADE?Copy !req
482. WAS 21 AND A HALF HOURS LONGCopy !req
483. BUT WE, UM... BUT WE LEFTCopy !req
484. SO THERE'S A PRETTY BIG CHUNKCopy !req
485. WHERE NOTHING HAPPENS.Copy !req
486. OH, OKAY.Copy !req
487. ANSWER THE PHONE!Copy !req
488. I'M SORRY, DID I INTERRUPT YOU?Copy !req
489. OKAY, MELISSA, BRING IT IN.Copy !req
490. GOOD JOB, MELISSA.Copy !req
491. THANKS, COACH.Copy !req
492. AND INTO OUR OWN GOAL.Copy !req
493. YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW, I SAW THAT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
494. YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST A GAME.
THESE THINGS HAPPEN.Copy !req
495. GOOD TRY, JEREMY.Copy !req
496. NICE TRY.Copy !req
497. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
498. WAY TO MOVE UP THE FIELD,
JANINE!Copy !req
499. VERY GOOD.Copy !req
500. NICE SHOT, JEREMY.Copy !req
501. IT ALMOST...Copy !req
502. HEY! COACH HACK!Copy !req
503. WHAT DO YOU TEACH THESE KIDS,
HOW TO LOSE?Copy !req
504. BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU DO.Copy !req
505. I, UH... I THINK THAT THAT GUY'S
TALKING TO YOU, COACH McGUIRK.Copy !req
506. LET HIM TALK, BRENDON,
LET HIM TALK.Copy !req
507. ALL RIGHT, VERY GOOD.Copy !req
508. KEEP IT GOING, DON'T QUIT.Copy !req
509. YEAH, I WISH YOU'D QUIT,
YOU BUM!Copy !req
510. DON'T YOU HAVE TO KNOWCopy !req
511. IN ORDER TO COACH IT?Copy !req
512. YES, AND HE DOES KNOW
A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
513. MELISSA, STAY OUT OF THIS.Copy !req
514. OH, WHAT ARE YOU, GOINGCopy !req
515. FIGHT YOUR BATTLES FOR YOU,
YOU WUSSY?Copy !req
516. I'VE BEEN WATCHIN' YOU ALL YEAR.Copy !req
517. YOU'RE A BUM, A B—E—M, BUM.Copy !req
518. AROUND YOU.Copy !req
519. OF COURSE, THEY'D HAVECopy !req
520. TO GET AROUND YOUR FAT ASS!Copy !req
521. McGUIRK, ARE YOU ALL
RIGHT?Copy !req
522. I'M FINE, BRENDON, I'M FINE.Copy !req
523. HEY, CAN'T YOU HEAR ME,
LARD ASS?Copy !req
524. FILLED WITH FAT, TOO?Copy !req
525. CLEAN THEM OUT!Copy !req
526. HEY, AREN'T YOU GOING
TO YELL AT HIM OR... OR HIT HIM?Copy !req
527. NO, BRENDON, I'M NOT GOING TO DO
ANY OF THOSE THINGS.Copy !req
528. ACTUALLY, I FEEL SORRY
FOR THAT GUY.Copy !req
529. REALLY?Copy !req
530. YEAH, HE OBVIOUSLY HAD
SOME DEEPLY TROUBLING ISSUES.Copy !req
531. HE PROBABLY HAD A BAD CHILDHOOD,
JUST LIKE YOU GUYS.Copy !req
532. WAY TO GO, JANINE!Copy !req
533. WAY TO MOVE DOWN THE FIELD!Copy !req
534. BUT YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY
BUT THAT'S TOTALLY OKAY.Copy !req
535. HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO EAT BETWEEN HALVES, FAT?Copy !req
536. ON FAT BREAD, YOU FATHEAD?Copy !req
537. BRENDON, DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU?Copy !req
538. McGUIRK...Copy !req
539. OH, MISS PLUM, YOU LOOK GREAT.Copy !req
540. SORRY WE LOST, BUT WINNING
ISN'T EVERYTHING.Copy !req
541. WELL, THEY PLAYED A GOOD GAME.Copy !req
542. WELL, THE KIDS TRY.Copy !req
543. THAT'S WHAT I INSIST ON...Copy !req
544. I... I WAS TALKING ABOUT
THE OTHER TEAM.Copy !req
545. THAT WAS FUNNY.Copy !req
546. SOMETHING TODAY, McGUIRK.Copy !req
547. YOU CONTROLLED YOUR ANGER.Copy !req
548. I WAS IMPRESSED.Copy !req
549. I'VE DECIDED YOU CAN STAY ON
AS SOCCER COACH.Copy !req
550. WOW! WHOA, THANK YOU, UH...Copy !req
551. THANK YOU, MISS PLUM.Copy !req
552. THANK YOU, UH, VERY MUCH.Copy !req
553. YOU'VE SHOWN MARKED IMPROVEMENT
IN YOUR ANGER.Copy !req
554. YOU'RE EXTREMELY KIND.Copy !req
555. YOU'RE PROBABLY ONE OF
THE KINDEST PEOPLE I KNOW.Copy !req
556. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, McGUIRK.Copy !req
557. YEAH.Copy !req
558. I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.Copy !req
559. THAT'S ILLEGAL.Copy !req
560. YOU'RE SURE IT'S THE 6:00 NEWS?Copy !req
561. YEAH, DIXIE SAID
IT WAS THE 6:00 NEWS.Copy !req
562. BUT IT'S ALMOST 6:25.Copy !req
563. IT'LL BE ON.Copy !req
564. HEY, THIS DIPCopy !req
565. AND I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT ME, EITHER.Copy !req
566. THANKS, ERIK.Copy !req
567. DO YOU WANT A BEER?Copy !req
568. UH... NO, ONE IS MY LIMIT.Copy !req
569. YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE YET.Copy !req
570. OKAY, WELL, BRING IT ON.Copy !req
571. I MEAN, LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL.Copy !req
572. DAD.Copy !req
573. WHOO, BOY!Copy !req
574. THIS IS SO EXCITING, I...Copy !req
575. IT'S ON, IT'S ON.Copy !req
576. OH, NO, IT ISN'T.Copy !req
577. YES, IT IS.Copy !req
578. AND NOW HERE'S DIXIE SMITHLY
WITH "ENTERTAINMENT INSIGHT."Copy !req
579. THANKS, CHARLIE.Copy !req
580. NEXT STEPHEN SPIELBERG,Copy !req
581. WOULD COME FROM?Copy !req
582. WELL, I HAVE.Copy !req
583. IN FACT, I HAD A CHANCECopy !req
584. OF THIS YEAR'SCopy !req
585. YOUNG FILMMAKERS AWARD.Copy !req
586. AT AGES EIGHT,
EIGHT AND SEVEN,Copy !req
587. BRENDON, MELISSA AND JASON
ARE VERY YOUNG.Copy !req
588. BUT LET ME TELL YOU,Copy !req
589. BECAUSE WE'RE IN
FOR A CRAZY RIDE.Copy !req
590. CHARLIE?Copy !req
591. THANKS, DISKEE.Copy !req
592. AND SPEAKING OF CRAZY RIDES,
HERE'S STORMY WEATHERHEADCopy !req
593. ON THAT DEADLY TORNADO.Copy !req
594. STORMY?Copy !req
595. THAT'S IT?Copy !req
596. ALL THOSE INTERVIEWS?Copy !req
597. ALL THAT FOOTAGE THEY SHOT?Copy !req
598. I WAS SO YOUNG THEN.Copy !req
599. LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.Copy !req
600. IT WAS VERY, VERY POSITIVE.Copy !req
601. ALL THREE BIGWIGS.Copy !req
602. HUH?Copy !req
603. THREE BIGWIGS, MY THREE BIGWIGS.Copy !req
604. BRENDON, THAT'S PROBABLY
YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
605. HE WAS GOING TO WATCH THE NEWS.
HE SAID HE'D CALL.Copy !req
606. WHAT?Copy !req
607. MY DA... I MEAN, FATHER?Copy !req
608. IT'S UP TO YOU, BRENDON.Copy !req
609. I'LL GET IT.Copy !req
610. DAD.Copy !req
611. HELLO?Copy !req