1. Brendon:
Come on, Josie,Copy !req
2. do something cute
or something.Copy !req
3. Josie, you want to talk to me?Copy !req
4. We'll film it.Copy !req
5. Can you say "Brendon"?Copy !req
6. Bren...
don...Copy !req
7. Oh, you like marbles, Josie?Copy !req
8. Can you say "marbles"?Copy !req
9. Say "marbles"!Copy !req
10. Brendon?Copy !req
11. Marb-bles.
Mar-bles!Copy !req
12. Paula:
Brendon!Copy !req
13. Brendon!Copy !req
14. Shh!Copy !req
15. Sorry!Copy !req
16. Thank you!Copy !req
17. Don't mention it!Copy !req
18. We have to be quiet, Josie,
okay?Copy !req
19. Now, okay, think of something
to say while I adjust the focus.Copy !req
20. Can you say "focus," Josie?Copy !req
21. Focus.Copy !req
22. "Fo-cus"!Copy !req
23. Brendon!Copy !req
24. I forgot!Copy !req
25. Uh-oh!Copy !req
26. No. No!
Josie!Copy !req
27. Mom, uh-oh!Copy !req
28. I'm not answering, Brendon.Copy !req
29. Mom!Copy !req
30. Brendon, quietly.Copy !req
31. Mom!Copy !req
32. Yes.Copy !req
33. Josie put marbles up her nose...Copy !req
34. What?Copy !req
35. Josie put...Copy !req
36. She'll be fine.Copy !req
37. You know, more scared
than anything else.Copy !req
38. You see, she blocked off
her nasal passagesCopy !req
39. You know had to mouth-breathe
for a whileCopy !req
40. with the...Copy !req
41. That's probably what you heard
on the way over.Copy !req
42. A lot of kids do that
the rest of their livesCopy !req
43. but she'll be fine.Copy !req
44. She'll be okay...
I think.Copy !req
45. Thank you so much, doctor.Copy !req
46. Doctor:
Don't mention it.Copy !req
47. You might want
to hold on to these.Copy !req
48. Brendon:
I guess I didn'tCopy !req
49. do a very good job
of watching Josie,Copy !req
50. huh, mom?Copy !req
51. You reacted quickly, Brendon,
and that's good.Copy !req
52. Yeah, also, you know,
I've been thinkingCopy !req
53. maybe she's a bit, you know...Copy !req
54. You know, I mean,
why would a normal personCopy !req
55. put marbles up their nose?Copy !req
56. Because Josie's a baby.Copy !req
57. Hey, no need for name-calling.Copy !req
58. Look, she just doesn't
know any better, Brendon.Copy !req
59. Well, you know, someone should
teach her to know better.Copy !req
60. Know what I think, Brendon?Copy !req
61. I think as her big brother,
you can teach her some things.Copy !req
62. Um, I can...Copy !req
63. Sure, of course,
it'd be easy.Copy !req
64. Uh-huh.Copy !req
65. I could do that, yeah.Copy !req
66. Like what?Copy !req
67. Like not to stick marbles
up her nose.Copy !req
68. Yes!Copy !req
69. How about starting
with lesson one?Copy !req
70. Right.Copy !req
71. Don't stick the marbles
up your nose.Copy !req
72. I can teach her...Copy !req
73. I can teach her
to not do that.Copy !req
74. You know, maybe I can...Copy !req
75. I can make a teaching video.Copy !req
76. I can teach her
a whole bunch of stuff.Copy !req
77. Doctor:
Oh, boy, here we go again.Copy !req
78. Oh.Copy !req
79. Nurse!Copy !req
80. All right, look alive out there.Copy !req
81. Come on, everyone!Copy !req
82. You heard him, Melissa,
look... look lively.Copy !req
83. I mean, have a...
Have a lively look about you.Copy !req
84. What are you,
Melissa's dad or something?Copy !req
85. Yeah.Copy !req
86. Yeah, I thought you
looked familiar.Copy !req
87. Ernest, right?Copy !req
88. Eric.Copy !req
89. Yeah, Melissa's a good kid.Copy !req
90. You know, you got
a pretty good kid there.Copy !req
91. Eric:
I call herCopy !req
92. my little sunshine Daisy.Copy !req
93. Melissa, you idiot!Copy !req
94. Kick the ball!Copy !req
95. I bet her mom's pretty,
though, huh?Copy !req
96. She's dead.Copy !req
97. Wow.Copy !req
98. Good game, huh?Copy !req
99. Was she a pretty woman
when she was around-...Copy !req
100. You know, on earth here?Copy !req
101. She's not actually dead.Copy !req
102. She ran off with...
With some guy.Copy !req
103. Oh.Copy !req
104. So, how long were they doing it
behind your back?Copy !req
105. Hey, let's talk
about something else.Copy !req
106. Sure.Copy !req
107. So, what do you think
your wife is doingCopy !req
108. with this guy right now?Copy !req
109. I don't know,
it's eight hours later there.Copy !req
110. But, uh, hey, can we talk
about something else?Copy !req
111. You have a laundry business,
right?Copy !req
112. I'm in real estate.Copy !req
113. Oh, real estate.Copy !req
114. So, you're rich.Copy !req
115. Eric.Copy !req
116. Ernest.Copy !req
117. No, I'm being earnest
when I say Eric.Copy !req
118. I mean you have
a lot of money.Copy !req
119. I do okay.
I mean, business is good.Copy !req
120. This is a... this is a,
um, seller's market.Copy !req
121. Well, that's good
because I'm thinkingCopy !req
122. about buying a house.Copy !req
123. That's good;
It's a buyer's market.Copy !req
124. You should stop
by my office sometime.Copy !req
125. We can talk about it.Copy !req
126. Well, let's go right now.Copy !req
127. Shouldn't we wait
until after the game?Copy !req
128. All right, stop play!Copy !req
129. Lightning threat.Copy !req
130. Everybody go back to class
as fast as you can.Copy !req
131. Oh, man, I love coaching.Copy !req
132. Oh, man, look at that place.Copy !req
133. Swimming pool, sauna,
mailboxes with keys.Copy !req
134. That's what I want.Copy !req
135. Well, you know, let's get
the paperwork rollingCopy !req
136. and see if we can't get
you pre-approvedCopy !req
137. because once that happens
most of the work is over.Copy !req
138. Sounds good.Copy !req
139. Uh, yearly income?Copy !req
140. Uh...
What is it?Copy !req
141. Yeah.Copy !req
142. It's, um...
I do all right.Copy !req
143. You know, I need...
I need some kind of figureCopy !req
144. for the bank
otherwise they're not goingCopy !req
145. to pre-approve you.Copy !req
146. Can it be a lie?Copy !req
147. It can't be a bold lie.Copy !req
148. You can exaggerate.Copy !req
149. You can give a gross income.Copy !req
150. All right.Copy !req
151. I think most people
would do that.Copy !req
152. So, um...Copy !req
153. Yeah, so give me a...
Give me a rough figure.Copy !req
154. Oh, two million.Copy !req
155. Okay, do you have the paperwork
to back that up?Copy !req
156. I'm making it out right now.Copy !req
157. What about...
What about savings?Copy !req
158. Uh, two million.Copy !req
159. And, um, do you
have credit lines anywhere?Copy !req
160. Two million.Copy !req
161. Okay.Copy !req
162. Brendon, I...Copy !req
163. Yeah?Copy !req
164. It really seemed to me like you
were daydreaming today, uh,Copy !req
165. in class.Copy !req
166. I was.Copy !req
167. I knew it.Copy !req
168. After 18 years of teaching
I can tell the daydreamers.Copy !req
169. Uh, that's great, Mr. Lynch.Copy !req
170. I got a question.Copy !req
171. You see, I want
to learn how to...Copy !req
172. To, uh, communicate
with kids.Copy !req
173. You are a kid.Copy !req
174. I mean younger kids.Copy !req
175. You know,
I want...Copy !req
176. I want to make
an educational film.Copy !req
177. Oh!Copy !req
178. Bitten by the teaching bug,
huh?Copy !req
179. Well, you know, I was about
your age when it bit me.Copy !req
180. The teaching bug.Copy !req
181. Bit me.Copy !req
182. I don't want to teach, though.Copy !req
183. I want... to make a film
that teaches, you know.Copy !req
184. I want to show it
to my baby sister,Copy !req
185. you know because she's
at a young ageCopy !req
186. and I figure
I can get to herCopy !req
187. because she's like
a little sponge,Copy !req
188. you know, she's...Copy !req
189. Oh, you mean
like sesame streetCopy !req
190. or Mr. Rogers.
Right, well...Copy !req
191. Yeah.Copy !req
192. Okay, well,
not so much that.Copy !req
193. I was thinking more
along the lines of,Copy !req
194. you know, gattica.Copy !req
195. Well, you know, a lot
of bright colors and music worksCopy !req
196. for almost any age.Copy !req
197. Well, that's, yeah, okay,
that's good.Copy !req
198. Except for maybe
the paleolithic age.Copy !req
199. Huh?Copy !req
200. Huh?Copy !req
201. It's a joke, Brendon.Copy !req
202. I mean, that's when
the cavemen livedCopy !req
203. during the paleolithic age.Copy !req
204. Oh, right, cavemen.Copy !req
205. Humor is a great tool
for teaching as well.Copy !req
206. Yeah.Copy !req
207. Use it.Copy !req
208. Well, how come
you don't use it?Copy !req
209. What?Copy !req
210. How come you
don't use it?Copy !req
211. Ah!Copy !req
212. You...Copy !req
213. Ah...Copy !req
214. Ah...Copy !req
215. You...Copy !req
216. Ah, yes.Copy !req
217. Mmm.Copy !req
218. Touche, my young student,
touche.Copy !req
219. Um, anyway, look, look,
I just want to knowCopy !req
220. if I get some extra credit
on this thing.Copy !req
221. You know, after 18 years
of teaching I can always tellCopy !req
222. when a kid wants
to make an educational filmCopy !req
223. for extra credit.Copy !req
224. So, you'll...
You'll give me extra credit?Copy !req
225. Well, I'll give you extra credit
if your filmCopy !req
226. actually teaches something.Copy !req
227. It will, don't worry.Copy !req
228. Listen, I don't want this video
to glorify violence.Copy !req
229. What about slapstick?Copy !req
230. Oh!
I love slapstick.Copy !req
231. That's a very good choice.Copy !req
232. Really?Copy !req
233. Yes, it can be very funny.Copy !req
234. It's humorous.Copy !req
235. Watch this.Copy !req
236. Ow!Copy !req
237. Now, watch this.Copy !req
238. Mmm.Copy !req
239. Ow.Copy !req
240. Pretty funny, huh?Copy !req
241. Um... yeah.Copy !req
242. What's with this
stupid machine?Copy !req
243. Why the hell won't it go?Copy !req
244. Hey, mcguirk, uh,
having troubleCopy !req
245. with the fax machine?Copy !req
246. Mcguirk:
Is that what this is?Copy !req
247. All right,
let me show you.Copy !req
248. What are you doing?Copy !req
249. The paper goes in uh,
face down first, all right?Copy !req
250. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
251. Then you dial the number,
and then you hit "start."Copy !req
252. What...
What do you have here?Copy !req
253. Is this
a mortgage application?Copy !req
254. Lynch, do you mind?Copy !req
255. You know, I let you help me
with the fax.Copy !req
256. That was great.Copy !req
257. Now leave.Copy !req
258. Buying a house?Copy !req
259. Well, I'm going to buy a condo.Copy !req
260. You know, it's cooler.Copy !req
261. I'm going out there later
with my real estate agentCopy !req
262. to look it over,
so, uh...Copy !req
263. Oh, really?
Wow.Copy !req
264. 15-year or, uh, or 30?Copy !req
265. What?Copy !req
266. 15-year or 30?Copy !req
267. 15 years or 30 years what?Copy !req
268. You're... you're going
to have to pay it back.Copy !req
269. Pay what back, lynch?Copy !req
270. It's a loan that you're going
to be paying back.Copy !req
271. Uh, but...
I didn't...Copy !req
272. I'm not taking out a loan.Copy !req
273. I'm...
Doing a mortgage.Copy !req
274. Okay, good luck, mcguirk.Copy !req
275. Look, lynch, you know, I...
I don't like you.Copy !req
276. Uh, well, thank you.Copy !req
277. However, I'm going to probably
have a house-warming partyCopy !req
278. and, you know, you can come.Copy !req
279. That's great, okay,
well, I'll see youCopy !req
280. at the teachers' meeting later.Copy !req
281. I'm going to get one
of those satellite tvsCopy !req
282. so that's a draw.Copy !req
283. You know, for a party,
that's great.Copy !req
284. Right.
Well, I'm leaving now.Copy !req
285. Before you go...
Can I borrow $25,000?Copy !req
286. Hi, spikey, how's it going?Copy !req
287. Brendon:
Hey, Melissa.Copy !req
288. How about a hug for spikey?Copy !req
289. Well...Copy !req
290. Just a little huggy for spikey,
come on.Copy !req
291. Okay.Copy !req
292. Okay, spikey, that's enough.Copy !req
293. I love to hug.Copy !req
294. Spikey, that's enough!Copy !req
295. Look what I can do, Melissa.Copy !req
296. Spikey, that's not funny.Copy !req
297. Yes, it is.Copy !req
298. Okay, it's funny,
but it's dangerous.Copy !req
299. You need a doctor.Copy !req
300. Jason:
Uh, did you callCopy !req
301. for a doctor?Copy !req
302. Yes.Copy !req
303. Spikey shoved some marbles
up his noseCopy !req
304. and now he can't breathe
through it.Copy !req
305. Um, you shouldn't stick marbles
in your nose, spikey.Copy !req
306. Brendon, um...
Yeah.Copy !req
307. Why, um, can't...Copy !req
308. Did we cut?Copy !req
309. Yeah, we're just rolling.Copy !req
310. Um, why can't you put marbles
in your nose?Copy !req
311. Because it's dangerous.Copy !req
312. Brendon, have you ever tried
to eat with your nose?Copy !req
313. I have.Copy !req
314. Oh.Copy !req
315. You stick food up your noseCopy !req
316. and your nose is connected
to your throat...Copy !req
317. Ew!Copy !req
318. One time I ate with my eye.Copy !req
319. Melissa:
Ew! Jason!Copy !req
320. You're not supposed to do that.Copy !req
321. Why didn't you just
use your mouth?Copy !req
322. Well, I mean,
that's so obvious.Copy !req
323. Um, I read that
to be truly humanCopy !req
324. is to be constantly exploring.Copy !req
325. Wow.Copy !req
326. Anyway...Copy !req
327. Mcguirk:
Oh, my god, Eric,Copy !req
328. look at all the women.Copy !req
329. I want to live here.Copy !req
330. Yeah, don't pee in the pool.Copy !req
331. Too late.Copy !req
332. Okay.Copy !req
333. Ladies!Copy !req
334. Hello, how you doing down there?Copy !req
335. How's the pool?Copy !req
336. Hey, look out-
cannonball, ladies!Copy !req
337. Eric, how many floors up
are we?Copy !req
338. Eleven.Copy !req
339. Up and down, my friend.Copy !req
340. Uh, forget the cannonball.Copy !req
341. Forget the cannonball!Copy !req
342. Uh, they seem to be ignoring me.Copy !req
343. Yeah.Copy !req
344. Yeah.Copy !req
345. Well, I tell you
this is going be great.Copy !req
346. Well, let's not get ahead
of ourselves, Jon.Copy !req
347. I mean, you haven't heard back
from the bank yet.Copy !req
348. You know what,
the hell with the bank, Eric.Copy !req
349. I'm going to live in this place
and I'm goingCopy !req
350. to start my new life here.Copy !req
351. You know, I think
we should continueCopy !req
352. to check out
different price ranges.Copy !req
353. No, forget it.Copy !req
354. I need this place.Copy !req
355. I don't disagree,
I just say that youCopy !req
356. need to keep your options open
at this point.Copy !req
357. Do you know what kind of status
goes with livingCopy !req
358. in a place like this?Copy !req
359. Oh, it...
It is a very, um,Copy !req
360. prestigious place to live.Copy !req
361. Say good-bye
to the old Jon mcguirk.Copy !req
362. Eric.Copy !req
363. Bye.Copy !req
364. Thank you.Copy !req
365. Now say hello
to the new Jon mcguirk.Copy !req
366. Okay, and how will I know
the difference?Copy !req
367. Well, I'm turned around.Copy !req
368. That indicates the arrival
of the...Copy !req
369. The new Jon mcguirk is going
to live here, Eric, all right?Copy !req
370. He's going to have
a respectable apartment-Copy !req
371. a condominium that he owns.Copy !req
372. I'll be a homeowner.Copy !req
373. And I may grow a mustache.Copy !req
374. Eric.Copy !req
375. Yes?Copy !req
376. Mcguirk:
Jon mcguirk.Copy !req
377. Hey, Jon,
what can I do for you?Copy !req
378. Uh, well, I wanted to know
if you heardCopy !req
379. from the loan people or...Copy !req
380. Actually, no, I haven't
heard anything yet.Copy !req
381. I was hoping we'd hear something
by the end of the dayCopy !req
382. because I, uh... I just
moved out of my apartment.Copy !req
383. W-w-what, w-w-wait,
you already mo...Copy !req
384. Why would you move out already?Copy !req
385. I hate that place
so I went over to my landladyCopy !req
386. and I mooned her.Copy !req
387. Told her to kiss
my big fat ass.Copy !req
388. See, I... I don't
think it's a good ideaCopy !req
389. to leave your apartment
just yet.Copy !req
390. I hate to see you stuck, uh,
without a place to stayCopy !req
391. which is what could happen
if this mortgageCopy !req
392. doesn't come through,
and you...Copy !req
393. What are you
talking about, Eric?Copy !req
394. You don't want
to move out before...Copy !req
395. Well, I just moved out.Copy !req
396. Well, you don't want to do
what you've just doneCopy !req
397. is all I'm saying.Copy !req
398. All right.Copy !req
399. Just to close the sale sometimes
can take months.Copy !req
400. Mcguirk:
Yeah.Copy !req
401. And I don't...
I don't want to see you,Copy !req
402. uh, left high and dry.Copy !req
403. Right, uh, so I
made a premature move, then.Copy !req
404. Yeah, I think it was impulsive
and premature and I think...Copy !req
405. You don't have to overdo it,
you know.Copy !req
406. I mean, I'm not...
"Premature" is fine.Copy !req
407. What...
What was fine?Copy !req
408. Just "premature."Copy !req
409. Okay, premature, yeah, well.Copy !req
410. My point is...
Is that,Copy !req
411. um, I'm kind of stuck
with the decision I made here.Copy !req
412. Maybe I got a little
overenthusiastic but,Copy !req
413. um, you know, I...Copy !req
414. Well, Jon...Copy !req
415. Mcguirk:
All I'm sayingCopy !req
416. is put it together by the end
of the day.Copy !req
417. Why don't you pick up
a "sorry I mooned you" card?Copy !req
418. Mmm... mmm...Copy !req
419. Aren't you guys eating?Copy !req
420. It's great.Copy !req
421. Um, you're eating ours.Copy !req
422. Oh, well, it's great.Copy !req
423. Sergeant Schultz is hilarious.Copy !req
424. Oh, man, he's funny.Copy !req
425. Dad?Copy !req
426. Eric:
Yes.Copy !req
427. Can I go over to the small"
to watch TV?Copy !req
428. Yes.
No.Copy !req
429. Dad?Copy !req
430. Listen to your mother.Copy !req
431. Dad, I can't take this.Copy !req
432. Isn't this a school night?Copy !req
433. Dad?Copy !req
434. You can go, there's no reason
why you can't go.Copy !req
435. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
436. Yes.
No.Copy !req
437. No.
Yes.Copy !req
438. Yes.
No, you can't.Copy !req
439. I don't want you hanging out
with that kid, Brendon.Copy !req
440. You know, coach,
you're undermining my authorityCopy !req
441. as a parent.Copy !req
442. Yeah.Copy !req
443. That's the downside.Copy !req
444. The plus side
is I think I love you.Copy !req
445. It's awful, Brendon.Copy !req
446. And he smells.Copy !req
447. I wish there was something
I could do to help you, MelissaCopy !req
448. but my hands are tied,
you know.Copy !req
449. Hey, Melissa, I just
used your toothbrush.Copy !req
450. Oh!Copy !req
451. I hope you don't mind.Copy !req
452. Brendon, he just
used my toothbrush!Copy !req
453. What do I do?Copy !req
454. Let him have it, then.Copy !req
455. Melissa, can I use your, uh,
apricot shower wash?Copy !req
456. Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
457. Melissa, the call's coming
from inside the house.Copy !req
458. Brendon, is that you?Copy !req
459. Coach mcguirk,
how's it going?Copy !req
460. Well, it couldn't
be better, actually.Copy !req
461. Mcguirk:
Melissa?Copy !req
462. Yeah?Copy !req
463. So, what's the...
What's the word there?Copy !req
464. I'm going to leave
you two alone...Copy !req
465. No, Brendon.Copy !req
466. To chat because, uh,
this sounds important.Copy !req
467. Good-bye.Copy !req
468. Oh, he was curt.Copy !req
469. What, are you guys in a fight?Copy !req
470. No, um...Copy !req
471. Mcguirk:
Yeah, I was askingCopy !req
472. if I could use your,
uh, body wash.Copy !req
473. Eric?Copy !req
474. Eric?Copy !req
475. Hold that thought.Copy !req
476. Yes?Copy !req
477. Eric, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
478. Get up.Copy !req
479. I'm... I'm meditating.Copy !req
480. Are you serious?Copy !req
481. Yeah.Copy !req
482. I thought only women did that.Copy !req
483. I'm doing it boy-style.Copy !req
484. This is my, uh,
my warrior stance.Copy !req
485. So, you're meditating?Copy !req
486. Yeah.Copy !req
487. And what does that do?Copy !req
488. It, uh, relaxes me,
it calms me.Copy !req
489. Well, that's stupid.Copy !req
490. You should try it,
it might work for you.Copy !req
491. I don't think meditation
is going to work for me.Copy !req
492. You know, I have different ways
of relaxing myself.Copy !req
493. You want to give this a shot?Copy !req
494. I don't know, Eric.Copy !req
495. It's, uh... I don't think
I could sit like that.Copy !req
496. You know, I have, uh,
really thick legs.Copy !req
497. Sit like I'm sitting.Copy !req
498. No, I'm not going to do that.Copy !req
499. Give it a shot, just...Copy !req
500. All right,
I'll give it a shot.Copy !req
501. Sit like I'm sitting and, uh,
take a deep breath in.Copy !req
502. And as you're
letting it out, go:Copy !req
503. Om...Copy !req
504. Om...Copy !req
505. Whoops.Copy !req
506. Dad, how much longer
do you think coach mcguirkCopy !req
507. is going to live with us?Copy !req
508. Well, you know, it's only
been four hours, Melissa.Copy !req
509. I think we...Copy !req
510. We got to give him
at least a day.Copy !req
511. Mcguirk:
Hey, Eric, where's your plunger?Copy !req
512. Oh, no.Copy !req
513. 'Cause this thing
is messed up.Copy !req
514. Is he in my car?Copy !req
515. So I would like to, uh...Copy !req
516. I would like to watch the tape
and I...Copy !req
517. I welcome your feedback...
To a point.Copy !req
518. Don't overdo it,
because I am sensitiveCopy !req
519. about my work
just as I'm sure youCopy !req
520. wouldn't want me making fun
of your sweaterCopy !req
521. or your haircut over there...Copy !req
522. Uh, Brendon?
Or your lisp.Copy !req
523. Okay, uh...
Uh, Brendon?Copy !req
524. Well, i'm...
Brendon?Copy !req
525. I'm going to...
Brendon?Copy !req
526. I'm about to...
Can we...Copy !req
527. But...
Brendon.Copy !req
528. Let's get on with the film.Copy !req
529. Brendon:
On with the film.Copy !req
530. Hi, I'm spikey mcmarbles,
and this is my nose.Copy !req
531. And when I'm feeling lucky,
I use it like a hose.Copy !req
532. Spikey, that's not right.Copy !req
533. Don't stick marbles
where there is no light.Copy !req
534. Spikey, I'm Dr. Teachem.Copy !req
535. I'm going to have to operate
to get the marblesCopy !req
536. out of your nose.Copy !req
537. Dr. Teachem, is spikey stupid
because he puts marblesCopy !req
538. up his nose?Copy !req
539. Yes.Copy !req
540. No.Copy !req
541. He, uh, just hasn't learned
not to do it.Copy !req
542. But he might be
a little stupid, too.Copy !req
543. Spikey, why do you put marbles
in your nose?Copy !req
544. Spikey:
Because I can't hold themCopy !req
545. between my toes.Copy !req
546. Spikey, you should keep your
marbles in this pouch.Copy !req
547. I'll stuff that bag
right in my mouth!Copy !req
548. Ow!Copy !req
549. Hey kids, take it from me,
spikey mcmarbles-...Copy !req
550. Don't stick marbles
in your nose.Copy !req
551. Bye for now.Copy !req
552. Bye.
Bye, kids.Copy !req
553. Bye.Copy !req
554. Bye.Copy !req
555. Bye.Copy !req
556. Brendon, this has got to be
the worst movie we've ever...Copy !req
557. ♪ Don't put marbles
in your nose ♪Copy !req
558. ♪ put them in there
do not put them in there ♪Copy !req
559. ♪ don't put marbles
in your nose ♪Copy !req
560. ♪ put them in there
do not put them in there ♪Copy !req
561. ♪ don't put marbles
in your nose ♪Copy !req
562. ♪ put them in there
do not put them in there... ♪Copy !req
563. Okay, so, tell me at what point
did you get the urgeCopy !req
564. to stick marbles
into your nose?Copy !req
565. When spikey told me not to.Copy !req
566. ♪ Don't put marbles... ♪Copy !req
567. Brendon, I'm sorry.Copy !req
568. I know you were counting on me
and stuffCopy !req
569. but I had to find out
for myself.Copy !req
570. And I'll tell you something-
it was great.Copy !req
571. ♪ Put them in there
do not put them in there ♪Copy !req
572. ♪ don't put marbles
in your nose ♪Copy !req
573. ♪ put them in there
do not put them in there ♪Copy !req
574. ♪ don't put marbles
in your nose ♪Copy !req
575. ♪ put them in there
do not put them in there ♪Copy !req
576. ♪ don't put marbles
in your nose ♪Copy !req
577. Mcguirk:
Eric, I'm dying up here.Copy !req
578. It's like a sauna.Copy !req
579. I can't live like this.Copy !req
580. Well, you know, it's small
but it's also...Copy !req
581. Crappy.Copy !req
582. I was going to say "cozy."Copy !req
583. I mean there's no pool,
there's no women.Copy !req
584. I'm sweating like a pig.Copy !req
585. It's a fixer-upper.Copy !req
586. It's a piece-of-crapper.Copy !req
587. Hey, let's check out
some more places.Copy !req
588. All right.Copy !req
589. You know, this...
This place is not that bad.Copy !req
590. A little paint...
A little more paint.Copy !req
591. Paint the windows...Copy !req
592. Yeah, Eric...?Copy !req
593. It could look like it
was just painted.Copy !req
594. Eric.Copy !req
595. Yeah?Copy !req
596. Why are you laughing?Copy !req
597. I don't know,
I guess it's a bad signCopy !req
598. when your realtor's laughing.Copy !req
599. Yeah.Copy !req
600. Wow, this is nice.Copy !req
601. Well, I told you
we would find something.Copy !req
602. This is actually very nice.Copy !req
603. Wha-wha-what did they say
was wrong with it?Copy !req
604. A small kitchen fire.Copy !req
605. So it needs a little work,
I'm guessing.Copy !req
606. Probably some...
Some new wallpaper.Copy !req
607. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
608. But it's really quite nice.Copy !req
609. Mcguirk:
Huh.Copy !req
610. Wow.Copy !req
611. Eric, do you check these places
out before you bring...?Copy !req
612. I don't want to do your job
for you, but this is not oneCopy !req
613. you want to bring people
around to anymore.Copy !req
614. Yeah.Copy !req
615. I don't see the educational
value in the film, Brendon.Copy !req
616. I'm sorry.Copy !req
617. Wa-wa-wait-
you don't see...Copy !req
618. You don't see the educational
value in this?Copy !req
619. I...Copy !req
620. No, I don't, I'm sorry.Copy !req
621. There's no extra credit on this,
I'm sorry.Copy !req
622. But what about all the work
I did?Copy !req
623. The video did not teach kids
not to put marblesCopy !req
624. in their noses, Brendon.Copy !req
625. In fact, I spent the rest
of the day pulling marblesCopy !req
626. out of their noses,
if you remember.Copy !req
627. Do you know what that is like?Copy !req
628. Well, maybe they had...Copy !req
629. Look at my hands.Copy !req
630. Maybe they had them in...Copy !req
631. Look, look, Brendon if you
want to makeCopy !req
632. a truly good educational film...Copy !req
633. No, not me, forget it.Copy !req
634. What?Copy !req
635. I-i-i don't know.Copy !req
636. Look, what are you going to do
with all those marbles?Copy !req
637. Probably donate them somewhere,
that's all.Copy !req
638. I'm not going to put them
in my noseCopy !req
639. if that's what you're thinking.Copy !req
640. Is that what you're thinking?Copy !req
641. Yes.Copy !req
642. You're wrong, I'm not.Copy !req
643. All right, you don't mind
if I take them, then.Copy !req
644. Just take them.Copy !req
645. All right, I will,
I'll take them.Copy !req
646. Just take them-
leave two.Copy !req
647. Eric, I just want
to say thanks againCopy !req
648. for getting my landlady
to take me back, you know?Copy !req
649. Well, you're more
than welcome.Copy !req
650. I'm sorry it was so...
So much money.Copy !req
651. Are you sure you can live
with that?Copy !req
652. No!
But it doesn't matter.Copy !req
653. I'm not going to pay it anyway.Copy !req
654. But that was fun,
when we were lookingCopy !req
655. for houses together...Copy !req
656. Yes, it was.Copy !req
657. Yeah.Copy !req
658. Remember that condo
we looked at?Copy !req
659. Yeah.Copy !req
660. With the pool-
that was fun.Copy !req
661. I'm still laughing.Copy !req
662. Mcguirk:
Yeah.Copy !req
663. Well, I should get going now.Copy !req
664. You know, you have a fun way
of showing people houses.Copy !req
665. Hmm, thanks.Copy !req
666. Well, I should get going, Jon.Copy !req
667. Yeah, well, I mean
I'll see you around.Copy !req
668. I mean, I know where you live.Copy !req
669. Sure.Copy !req
670. The next time you want to try
to buy a house again,Copy !req
671. let me know.Copy !req
672. Okay, how about next week?Copy !req
673. Sounds like fun.Copy !req
674. Mcguirk:
Really?Copy !req
675. Lynch:
You need someCopy !req
676. help there, mcguirk?Copy !req
677. No, I can do it, lynch.Copy !req
678. Oh, is that another
mortgage application?Copy !req
679. Yeah, I'm thinking about buying
a couple more houses.Copy !req
680. Oh, great,
the market's good, huh?Copy !req
681. Oh, yeah, in fact,
the market's so goodCopy !req
682. I was thinking
of buying the market.Copy !req
683. You're being sarcastic there,
aren't you?Copy !req
684. No!Copy !req
685. Wait a minute,
that was sarcastic.Copy !req
686. It's a copy of a lease.Copy !req
687. Oh, so you decided not to buy?Copy !req
688. Yeah, that's it,
I decided not to buy.Copy !req
689. You couldn't find anything
you liked, I guess, huh?Copy !req
690. Yeah.Copy !req
691. W-w-wrong way, mcguirk.Copy !req
692. Let me have it.Copy !req
693. Flip it around, like this,
all right.Copy !req
694. Wow, expensive rent!Copy !req
695. Where... where are you
moving to?Copy !req
696. Actually, I'm not moving.Copy !req
697. This is my old place.Copy !req
698. My landlady raised the rent
a bit, you know?Copy !req
699. That's too bad.Copy !req
700. Tripled it.Copy !req
701. You know there are laws that say
you can only raise the rentCopy !req
702. by a certain percentage.Copy !req
703. So, what's your point?Copy !req
704. My point is that maybe you
can use the lawCopy !req
705. to your advantage.Copy !req
706. Oh, please.Copy !req
707. What's that, a marble?Copy !req
708. Uh... no, it's for, um...Copy !req
709. Wow!Copy !req
710. How did that get in my hand?Copy !req
711. Lynch, why are you
carrying around marbles?Copy !req
712. Got to go.Copy !req
713. See, Josie, that's a hospital.Copy !req
714. You were in a hospital.Copy !req
715. 'Member hospital?Copy !req
716. 'Member hospital?Copy !req
717. Can you say "hospital"?Copy !req
718. Can you say that?Copy !req
719. "Hos-pit-al"!Copy !req
720. Brendon?
Brendon?Copy !req
721. Hos...!Copy !req
722. Maybe we should just
watch the video.Copy !req
723. Please?Copy !req
724. Brendon:
Oh, okay.Copy !req
725. Good.Copy !req
726. Voice on video:
One, two, three, four...Copy !req
727. Brendon:
Look, mom.Copy !req
728. Mom, look.Copy !req
729. Look at josie-
she's learning, mom.Copy !req
730. So am I, Brendon.Copy !req
731. Oh.Copy !req
732. Yeah.Copy !req
733. Um, mom, can you say,
"put a cork on the wineCopy !req
734. because I think you've had
enough to drink"?Copy !req
735. Ooh, can we say
"a glass of wine a dayCopy !req
736. is very, very good for you"?Copy !req
737. Can we say "lunatic"?Copy !req
738. "Lu-na-tic"!Copy !req
739. Brendon, can you say...Copy !req
740. Ow!Copy !req
741. Bull's-eye.Copy !req
742. Yeah.Copy !req
743. ♪ Put them in there
do not put them in there ♪Copy !req
744. ♪ don't put marbles
in your nose ♪Copy !req
745. ♪ put them in there
do not put them in there ♪Copy !req
746. ♪ don't put marbles
in your nose ♪Copy !req
747. ♪ put them in there
do not put them in there ♪Copy !req
748. ♪ marbles in your nose ♪Copy !req