1. THIS IS DISGUSTING.Copy !req
2. UH—OH, IT LOOKS LIKE JASON
HAS THE LICE.Copy !req
3. I THINK THE LICE HAVE JASON.Copy !req
4. LICE IS DISGUSTING.Copy !req
5. OH, YUCK!Copy !req
6. WHAT EXACTLY ARE LICE?Copy !req
7. THEY'RE LITTLE BUGS
THAT LIVE IN YOUR HAIR.Copy !req
8. HOW DO YOU GET RID OF THEM?Copy !req
9. WELL, YOU CAN PUTCopy !req
10. SHAMPOO AND DROWN THEM.Copy !req
11. DROWN THEM?
IS THAT ETHICAL?Copy !req
12. THEY'RE PARASITES, BRENDON;Copy !req
13. THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE THERE.Copy !req
14. OH, WELL.Copy !req
15. THUMBS UP, GUYS,
I'VE GOT THE LICE.Copy !req
16. EWW!Copy !req
17. YOU'RE UP, MELISSA.Copy !req
18. AND I'LL SEE YOU TWO LATER.Copy !req
19. I HAVE TO GET HOME.Copy !req
20. WISH ME LUCK, BRENDON.Copy !req
21. GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
22. HEY, JASON, WAIT.Copy !req
23. I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BECopy !req
24. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'TCopy !req
25. YOU'LL PROBABLY GET IT FROM ME.Copy !req
26. THAT'S FINE WITH ME, BUT WAIT.Copy !req
27. BECAUSE OF THE LICE?Copy !req
28. YES, THE NURSE SAYS I HAVECopy !req
29. OF LICE IN MY HEAD.Copy !req
30. RIGHT.Copy !req
31. FORM THEIR OWN ECOSYSTEM.Copy !req
32. RIGHT, YEAH, BUT YOU
GET TO GO HOME?Copy !req
33. BRENDON, I HAVE AN ECOSYSTEM
LIVING IN MY HEAD——YES.Copy !req
34. SO BYE—BYE.Copy !req
35. OH, GROSS.Copy !req
36. I'M SORRY, HONEY.Copy !req
37. OH, THROW UP!Copy !req
38. WHAT? I DON'T HAVE LICE, DO I?Copy !req
39. PRINCESS DARLING, YOU HAVE LIKE
A MILLION LICE ON YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
40. NO... NO... NO!Copy !req
41. I'M SORRY, ANGEL, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
42. GO HOME NOW.Copy !req
43. I DON'T WANT THE LICE.Copy !req
44. NEXT, PLEASE.
WHO'S NEXT?Copy !req
45. HOW DO YOU DO?Copy !req
46. GOOD, GOOD, WHY DON'T YOU HOP UP
ON THE CHAIR, HERE, HONEY.Copy !req
47. YES.Copy !req
48. ANYTHING MOVING AROUND IN THERE?Copy !req
49. I DON'T SEE MUCH
OF ANYTHING REALLY.Copy !req
50. YOU LOOK GOOD.Copy !req
51. DIDN'T YOU EVEN LOOK?Copy !req
52. UM... YES, I DID.Copy !req
53. BECAUSE THAT DIDN'T TAKE
ANY TIME AT ALL.Copy !req
54. I NEED THE NEXT ONE,
PLEASE, NEXT, YES.Copy !req
55. DROPPED THIS.Copy !req
56. WHY DON'T YOU, UH...Copy !req
57. CAN I GET ANOTHER CHECK?Copy !req
58. YOU UP, YOU'RE CONFIRMED.Copy !req
59. BUT I'M... I ALSO
LIKE THE CHECK.Copy !req
60. OKAY, I NEED TO SEE...Copy !req
61. I THINK I WAS MISDIAGNOSED.Copy !req
62. TO GO HOME?Copy !req
63. NEXT PLEASE.Copy !req
64. YOU LUCKY SONS OF...Copy !req
65. BRENDON, LISTEN TO THIS.Copy !req
66. IT'S A SPEECH FOR THE ASSEMBLY
THAT'S COMING UP.Copy !req
67. OKAY.Copy !req
68. SEE BRENDON, I NEED A STRONG
TEAM NEXT SEASON, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
69. INSTEAD OF WHAT I HAVE,Copy !req
70. SOCCER AND CAN'T PLAY... AT ALL.Copy !req
71. I'M ALL EARS.Copy !req
72. LET'S SEE HERE...Copy !req
73. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
QUIET DOWN, LISTEN UP.Copy !req
74. I'M NOT HERE TO JOKE AROUND.Copy !req
75. THE NAME'S McGUIRK.
SOCCER'S MY GAME.Copy !req
76. THAT COULD BE REWRITTEN,
BRENDON, THAT PART RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
77. ANYWAY... HEY, WHAT DO YOU
KIDS THINK, I'M JOKING HERE?Copy !req
78. I SAID SHUT UP, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
79. TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE?Copy !req
80. OKAY, YOU'RE STARTING OUT
JUST A LITTLE DEFENSIVE.Copy !req
81. ON THE, UH...Copy !req
82. I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GOING
TO RISK ALIENATING THE AUDIENCE.Copy !req
83. IT'S JUST THAT I READ A BOOK
THAT SAID WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW.Copy !req
84. RIGHT.Copy !req
85. HOW YOU NORMALLY SPEAK.Copy !req
86. I'LL TELL YOU, IT SOUNDS
VERY NATURAL BUT, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
87. YOU WANT NEW PLAYERS.Copy !req
88. A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
89. YOU KNOW, THE CATCH MORE FLIES
WITH HONEY THING, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
90. NO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?Copy !req
91. JUST START A LITTLE,
POSSIBLY NICER...Copy !req
92. ON AN UP NOTE, YEAH.Copy !req
93. WELL, I FELT I DID START
ON AN UP NOTE.Copy !req
94. I SAID QUIET DOWN.Copy !req
95. WHEN I SAID THAT, BRENDON.Copy !req
96. YEAH, THE ENERGY'S
DEFINITELY THERE...Copy !req
97. COACH?Copy !req
98. THE OTHER DAY.Copy !req
99. I HAVE A NOTE FROM THE NURSE.Copy !req
100. LET ME SEE THAT.
WHAT ARE YOU, SICK?Copy !req
101. LICE.Copy !req
102. DID YOU SAY YES?Copy !req
103. LICE.Copy !req
104. I CAN'T HEAR YOU, MELISSA.Copy !req
105. DID YOU SAY YES?Copy !req
106. SHE HAD LICE, COACH.Copy !req
107. YEAH.Copy !req
108. OH, SHE HAD LICE——
YOU HAVE LICE?Copy !req
109. THOSE LITTLE PARASITICAL BUGS...Copy !req
110. YES.Copy !req
111. SHUCKS, I FORGOT.Copy !req
112. COACH, I THINK
I'VE GOT LICE, TOO.Copy !req
113. AND I BETTER GO TO THE NURSE.Copy !req
114. NURSE? I THOUGHT SHE QUIT.Copy !req
115. NO, THE NEW NURSE, COACH.Copy !req
116. SHE'S GOOD AND SHE'S WAY
PRETTIER THAN MRS. BRYERMAN.Copy !req
117. REALLY?Copy !req
118. WELL, MRS. BRYERMAN
WAS NOT PRETTY.Copy !req
119. WE ALL AGREE ON THAT, RIGHT?Copy !req
120. YES.Copy !req
121. THAT NOTE,Copy !req
122. MELISSA TO HER, CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
123. OKAY.Copy !req
124. OF THE LICE, TOO.Copy !req
125. I MEAN, YOU NEVER KNOW.Copy !req
126. JUMPING BUGS, RIGHT?Copy !req
127. JUMPED ON ME RIGHT NOW...Copy !req
128. I DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE.Copy !req
129. BUT, HOW DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
130. OKAY, WHO KNOWS WHAT BIOLOGY IS?Copy !req
131. ABOUT SOMEONE'S LIFE?Copy !req
132. YES, MELISSA, VERY GOOD.Copy !req
133. NO, WAIT—— IT'S NOT A BOOK
ABOUT SOMEONE'S LIFE.Copy !req
134. THAT'S A "BIOGRAPHY."Copy !req
135. OF YOUR BODY.Copy !req
136. WELL, AND OTHER
LIVING THINGS, TOO.Copy !req
137. FOR EXAMPLE, WITH USCopy !req
138. TO LEARN ABOUT US IS THE HEART.Copy !req
139. A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK, YOU KNOW,
THE HEART IS WHERE THE HEART IS.Copy !req
140. IT IS, IT'S EXACTLY THERE.Copy !req
141. AND ANYWAY...Copy !req
142. OH, JEEZ.Copy !req
143. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
144. OH, THE TUMMY.Copy !req
145. ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
146. HO! WHOO! OW!Copy !req
147. EVERYBODY, HAVE A NICE DAY.Copy !req
148. I'M GOING TO THE NURSE,
AND I'M GOING HOME.Copy !req
149. GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
150. AND BE IN ALL THREE TIME ZONES.Copy !req
151. EXCUSE ME, MR. LYNCH... OW!Copy !req
152. BRENDON, DO YOU HAVE
A QUESTION ABOUT BIOLOGY?Copy !req
153. UH... YEAH.Copy !req
154. OH, BOY.Copy !req
155. LIKE IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE?Copy !req
156. HMM?Copy !req
157. BECAUSE I...Copy !req
158. WELL, YOU SHOULD GO TO THE NURSE
AND HAVE THIS CHECKED OUT.Copy !req
159. WELL, HERE, TAKE THE PASSCopy !req
160. AS A STUDY IN——CLASS?——BIOLOGY.Copy !req
161. EVERYBODY?Copy !req
162. BIOLOGY.Copy !req
163. THAT'S VERY GOOD.Copy !req
164. AND THAT'S VERY GOOD
TO SPEAK IN UNISON.Copy !req
165. WHAT ARE WE SPEAKING IN,
CLASS?——EVERYBODY?Copy !req
166. UNISON.Copy !req
167. RIGHT.Copy !req
168. OKAY, BRENDON, TAKE OFF.Copy !req
169. OKAY, SWEETIE, WHY DON'T YOU
HOP OFF THE TABLE FOR ME.Copy !req
170. UM... "SWEETIE"?Copy !req
171. WHAT?Copy !req
172. DID YOU JUST CALL ME SWEETIE?Copy !req
173. OH, I GUESS I DID.Copy !req
174. YEAH, YOU DEFINITELY DID.Copy !req
175. LISTEN, JASON, I WANT YOU
TO TRY WASHING MORE OFTEN.Copy !req
176. THAT'S GOING TO KEEP ALL OF YOURCopy !req
177. FROM GETTING INFECTED.Copy !req
178. UH... NURSE KIRKMAN,
THAT PERFUME YOU'RE WEARINGCopy !req
179. IS INTOXICATING.Copy !req
180. OH, THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.Copy !req
181. OH... OH, MY G—-
YOU TOUCHED MY ARM.Copy !req
182. ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
183. YES, NURSE KIRKMAN.Copy !req
184. LOOK, I WANT YOU TO START
TAKING BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF.Copy !req
185. YOU DO?Copy !req
186. YES, BECAUSE YOU, SWEETHEART ARE
A BREEDING GROUND FOR BACTERIA.Copy !req
187. SORRY.Copy !req
188. THAT'S... THAT'S FINE.Copy !req
189. HOW EMBARRASSING.Copy !req
190. NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.Copy !req
191. LOOK, NURSE KIRKMAN,
LET'S HAVE A TALK.Copy !req
192. OKAY.Copy !req
193. LET ME FIRST SAY I THINK...Copy !req
194. HELLO.
HEY, JASON.Copy !req
195. BRENDON, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
196. UM... WHY DON'T YOU GO?Copy !req
197. I'M SICK.Copy !req
198. OKAY, SO GO HOME.Copy !req
199. GET WELL QUICK SOON,
BRENDON——BYE.Copy !req
200. OKAY, FINE.
NURSE, GOOD DAY.Copy !req
201. HMM... THAT WAS ABRUPT.Copy !req
202. I SEE YOU HAVE A PASS.Copy !req
203. OH, RIGHT, OF COURSE.Copy !req
204. MY STOMACH IS BLEEDING! OW!Copy !req
205. YOU'RE EXPERIENCING PAIN?Copy !req
206. ARE YOU JOKING?Copy !req
207. PAIN ISN'T A DESCRIPTIVECopy !req
208. FOR WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE.Copy !req
209. IT'S... MORE LIKE A SEVERE...
PAIN.Copy !req
210. OKAY, MIND IF I TAKE
YOUR TEMPERATURE?Copy !req
211. IF YOU HAVE TO.Copy !req
212. I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T
TAKE MY WORD.Copy !req
213. 98.6—— YOU'RE FINE, BRENDON.Copy !req
214. I'LL TELL YOU, I'VE SEEN
A LOT OF FAKERS IN MY TIME.Copy !req
215. I'M NOT FAKING.Copy !req
216. YES, YOU ARE.Copy !req
217. HELLO. HI, I'M COACH McGUIRK.Copy !req
218. HELLO.Copy !req
219. HEY, COACH.Copy !req
220. BRENDON, WHAT ARE YOU, SICK?Copy !req
221. NO.Copy !req
222. YES.Copy !req
223. NO.Copy !req
224. I FIGURED I'D DROP BY INTRODUCE
MYSELF TO... TO YOU.Copy !req
225. BRENDON, I KNOW YOU,
SO GET OUT.Copy !req
226. AND LIKE I SAID,
I'M COACH McGUIRKCopy !req
227. AND YOU ARE THE NEW NURSE,
AM I RIGHT?Copy !req
228. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
229. THUS THE OUTFIT.Copy !req
230. BECAUSE SOCCER'S A ROUGH GAME,
A LOT OF CUTS AND BRUISES.Copy !req
231. SO I'LL BE SENDING
A LOT OF BUSINESS YOUR WAY.Copy !req
232. WELL, HOPEFULLY, I'LL SEND THEM
RIGHT BACK OUT AT YOU.Copy !req
233. A GREAT RAPPORT.Copy !req
234. I THINK I'M ACTUALLY SICK NOW.Copy !req
235. SO, YOU KNOW, JEN—-
I CAN CALL YOU JEN, RIGHT?Copy !req
236. YEAH.Copy !req
237. WE'RE AT A BAR, I DON'T WANT
TO CALL YOU "NURSE."Copy !req
238. RIGHT, I ACTUALLY AM A PERSON
WHEN I LEAVE SCHOOL, SO...Copy !req
239. YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
240. I'M—— WELL, I'M NOT,
BUT I GET YOUR POINT.Copy !req
241. LISTEN, WHAT CAN I GET YOU?Copy !req
242. A...?Copy !req
243. NO, JUST A SODA.Copy !req
244. SHOT OF HARD LIQUOR?Copy !req
245. YOU WANT LIKE A...?Copy !req
246. UH, NO, JUST A SODA.Copy !req
247. ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.Copy !req
248. LISTEN, UH... HERE... CHEERS!Copy !req
249. LET ME WELCOME YOU TO...
TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.Copy !req
250. YEAH, I CERTAINLY
APPRECIATE THIS.Copy !req
251. YEAH.Copy !req
252. AND LET'S DO THIS.Copy !req
253. READY?Copy !req
254. ACTION.Copy !req
255. UH... PATIENT IS SUFFERING FROM
A HEMATOMA IN THE LEFT, UH...Copy !req
256. RIGHT VENTRICLE... MEDICAL.Copy !req
257. ACCORDING TO THIS,Copy !req
258. ESOPHOGUSAL CHAMBER.Copy !req
259. WE'LL HAVE TO OPERATE.Copy !req
260. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?Copy !req
261. HORRIBLE.Copy !req
262. HORRIBLE.Copy !req
263. OKAY, THEN IT'S SETTLED—-
WE OPERATE.Copy !req
264. THE LONGER YOU WAIT,
THE WORSE CHANCES I HAVE.Copy !req
265. COULD YOU ANESTHETIZE HER?Copy !req
266. GLADLY—— HOW MUCH
SHOULD I GIVE HER, DOCTOR?Copy !req
267. I... DON'T KNOW.
A MILLION? TWO MILLION?Copy !req
268. I... TWO MILLION?
I CAN'T AFFORD THAT.Copy !req
269. MILLION AND A HALF.Copy !req
270. MILLION AND A HALF'S WORTH
OF ANESTHESIA COMING UP.Copy !req
271. OH, GREAT.
SHE'S DEAD... OOPS!Copy !req
272. NICE JOB, DOCTOR.Copy !req
273. WELL, TIME OF DEATH IS 7:30.Copy !req
274. I'M HUNGRY—— LET'S EAT.Copy !req
275. NO, NO, NOT ON MY SHIFT.Copy !req
276. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
277. WE CAN SAVE HER.Copy !req
278. INJECT HER WITH, UM...Copy !req
279. SYRINGE.Copy !req
280. THE SYRINGE?Copy !req
281. RIGHT—— BUT PUT SOMETHING
INSIDE IT.Copy !req
282. FIVE BILLION CCs OF ADRENALINE.Copy !req
283. UM...Copy !req
284. DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S
A LITTLE STEEP, SIR... DOCTOR?Copy !req
285. I'M THE DOCTOR.Copy !req
286. OKAY.Copy !req
287. I'M ALIVE!Copy !req
288. OH, GOOD.Copy !req
289. WE'LL BILL YOU LATER.Copy !req
290. SO I SAID, "YOU WANT IT CLEAN?
"HUH? YOU WANT IT CLEAN?Copy !req
291. "YOU CLEAN IT!Copy !req
292. "CLEAN IT YOURSELF!Copy !req
293. CLEAN IT YOURSELF!"Copy !req
294. SINCE THAT POINT.Copy !req
295. UM... WOW!Copy !req
296. AND YOU KNOW WHAT DARWIN SAID—...Copy !req
297. THAT "WE" ——
AND I'M TALKING ABOUT MEN—...Copy !req
298. TO DATE OUR MOTHERS.Copy !req
299. I'VE HEARD THAT...Copy !req
300. IT GOT ME THINKING—— AM I TRYING
TO DATE MY MOTHER?Copy !req
301. YOU KNOW, I MEAN, MY... MY
MOTHER CAN'T STAND ME.Copy !req
302. I CAN'T STAND MY MOTHER AND,
UH...Copy !req
303. FOR MY WHOLE LIFE.Copy !req
304. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?Copy !req
305. RIGHT... NO... UM...Copy !req
306. BUT ANYWAY, YOU'RE PRETTY
LIKE MY MOTHER IS.Copy !req
307. THIS IS FUNNY.Copy !req
308. A SOCCER COACH.Copy !req
309. LIKE THEY DON'T REGULATE.Copy !req
310. LIKE A DEGREE, RIGHT?Copy !req
311. I DO HAVE...Copy !req
312. AND SO YOU'RE QUALIFIED.Copy !req
313. VERY.Copy !req
314. YEAH, I'M NOT.Copy !req
315. YEAH.Copy !req
316. THAT YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT.Copy !req
317. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY,
YOU'RE NOT GOOD WITH KIDS...Copy !req
318. YEAH.Copy !req
319. FOR THREE YEARS.Copy !req
320. YEAH, YOU, UH...Copy !req
321. YOU'D THINK THEY'D CHECK UP
AND EVALUATE, BUT THEY DON'T.Copy !req
322. ARE YOU TIRED?Copy !req
323. A LITTLE BIT, YEAH.Copy !req
324. YEAH, WELL, WE CAN STAY, RIGHT?Copy !req
325. I MEAN, YOU'RE GOING
TO HANG IT IN THERE RIGHT.Copy !req
326. YOU'RE GOING TO...Copy !req
327. WE'RE GOING TO...Copy !req
328. WE'RE IN THIS FOR THE LONG HAUL.Copy !req
329. THIS SODA AND THEN, UM...Copy !req
330. RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
ME, TOO, ME, TOO.Copy !req
331. I'M GOING TO DO THAT, TOO.Copy !req
332. I'LL FINISH MY DRINK
AND THEN WE'LL, UH...Copy !req
333. I'LL TAKE YOU HOME
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
334. LET ME...Copy !req
335. LET ME GIVE YOU A RIDE.Copy !req
336. YOU SHOULDN'T DRIVE.Copy !req
337. MM—MM... NO, I SHOULD DRIVE...Copy !req
338. I SHOULD DRIVE.Copy !req
339. YOU'RE A LITTLE...Copy !req
340. WOW, YOU'RE RIGHT——
I'VE GOT THE RUBBER LEGS.Copy !req
341. SO MAYBE YOU'LL DRIVE...Copy !req
342. OKAY.Copy !req
343. YELLING ABOUT MY MOTHER?Copy !req
344. UH... YEAH, I THINK
EVERYONE HERE REMEMBERS.Copy !req
345. WAS THAT WEIRD?Copy !req
346. WELL, THIS IS, UH... THIS IS ME.Copy !req
347. YEAH, WELL, UH, GET SOME REST.Copy !req
348. AND THIS IS ME.Copy !req
349. HEY, UM, I HOPE THAT YOU
HAD A NICE TIME TONIGHT.Copy !req
350. 'CAUSE I CERTAINLY DID.Copy !req
351. YOU'RE VERY NICE.Copy !req
352. YOU DON'T SAY MUCH...Copy !req
353. YEAH.Copy !req
354. WHICH IS FINE.Copy !req
355. I DON'T LIKE TALKERS.Copy !req
356. OH... THANKS FOR THE WELCOME.Copy !req
357. UM, SO YOU SHOULD COME IN.Copy !req
358. LISTEN, UM...Copy !req
359. WELL, THE THING IS, I...Copy !req
360. I COULD JUST...Copy !req
361. COFFEE GRINDER.Copy !req
362. OKAY.Copy !req
363. HAVE YOU HEARD OF ARABICA?Copy !req
364. UH, NEVER.Copy !req
365. IT'S A TYPE OF COFFEE WHICH
APPARENTLY IS AMAZING.Copy !req
366. OH, UH, I DON'T DRINK...Copy !req
367. AND, UM, AND IT SUPPOSEDLYCopy !req
368. HALLUCINOGENIC EFFECTS.Copy !req
369. DEFINITELY WOULDN'T BE...Copy !req
370. NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE A NURSE
AND YOU PROBABLY DON'T GETCopy !req
371. INTO THAT KIND OF STUFF,
BUT I DO.Copy !req
372. AND YOU COULD WATCH ME.Copy !req
373. AND, I COULD PUT ON, I HAVE A,
ALBUM COLLECTION.Copy !req
374. HEY, LISTEN, I'M GOING TO GO.Copy !req
375. YOU DON'T WANT TO COME IN AND...Copy !req
376. I, I'LL SEE YOU
AT SCHOOL TOMORROW.Copy !req
377. THANKS THOUGH, THANKS.Copy !req
378. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, EASY.Copy !req
379. I DON'T WANT YOU TO...Copy !req
380. IT'S A LITTLE FLABBY
AROUND THE MID—SECTION.Copy !req
381. IT'S EMBARRASSING.Copy !req
382. I'M NOT A YOUNG MAN ANYMORE
LIKE I USED TO BE.Copy !req
383. OF YEARS AGO.Copy !req
384. OKAY I'D BETTER...Copy !req
385. NOW MY METABOLISM CHANGED.
I COULDN'T STOP THAT.Copy !req
386. I'D BETTER GET GOING.Copy !req
387. YOU GET FAT, LADY.
YOU GET FAT.Copy !req
388. YEP.Copy !req
389. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.Copy !req
390. ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO COME IN RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
391. NO.Copy !req
392. SOMEBODY'S, UH... THIRSTY TODAY.Copy !req
393. I'M NOT THIRSTY, LYNCH,
I'M... I'M DEHYDRATED.Copy !req
394. HMM... DEHYDRATED.Copy !req
395. THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
396. YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO TELL YOUCopy !req
397. TOGETHER AFTER SCHOOL YESTERDAY.Copy !req
398. THAT'S RIGHT, WE DID, YES.Copy !req
399. YOU TWO, UH... HAVE FUN?Copy !req
400. YEAH, WE HAD FUN,
WE HAD FUN, I GUESS.Copy !req
401. WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?Copy !req
402. YOU ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS,
LYNCH, HUH?Copy !req
403. WHAT, ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HER?Copy !req
404. NO, NO.Copy !req
405. SHE'S A VERY NICE WOMAN, THOUGH.Copy !req
406. WELL, WE DID, SO YOU SAW.
SO BIG DEAL, SO WHAT OF IT?Copy !req
407. WELL, WE HAVE A COMMUNITY HERECopy !req
408. I'D ASK YOU ABOUT IT.Copy !req
409. LOOK, LYNCH, I DON'T REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED, ALL RIGHTCopy !req
410. BUT I THINK IT WAS GOOD.Copy !req
411. I THINK IT WENT WELL.Copy !req
412. MM—HMM.Copy !req
413. I'LL TELL YOU THIS—...Copy !req
414. EACH OTHER AGAIN, SOON.Copy !req
415. MM—HMM.Copy !req
416. IT ALSO MEANS HANDS OFF.Copy !req
417. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
418. HANDS OFF.Copy !req
419. YEAH.Copy !req
420. I'M GOING TO LAY IT ON THE LINE
WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, LYNCH,Copy !req
421. ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
422. TYPICALLY, I WOULDN'T DO THIS
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOUCopy !req
423. AND I DON'T LIKE TALKING TO YOU
BUT THE POINT IS, HERE,Copy !req
424. ARE TOGETHER.Copy !req
425. WE'RE AN ITEM.Copy !req
426. MM—HMM.Copy !req
427. YOU'RE A SMART GUY, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
428. YOU KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT.
YOU KEEP AWAY.Copy !req
429. HMM.Copy !req
430. OH, THIS IS REVOLTING.Copy !req
431. THERE WERE.Copy !req
432. TELL ME ABOUT IT.Copy !req
433. LIKE THIS—— UH, SCURVY.Copy !req
434. HAVE THAT.Copy !req
435. BRENDON, YOU DON'T HAVE SCURVY.Copy !req
436. ONLY PIRATES GET SCURVY.Copy !req
437. THE PIRATES AND ME.Copy !req
438. WAIT. WRITE THAT DOWN.Copy !req
439. THAT'S A GOOD MOVIE TITLE.Copy !req
440. HMM.Copy !req
441. TAKE THIS BOOK AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
442. I CAN'T LOOK AT IT ANYMORE.Copy !req
443. I HAVE EVERY DISEASE IN HERE.Copy !req
444. ACTUALLY, YOU DO LOOK A LITTLE
MORE PASTY THAN USUAL.Copy !req
445. YEAH, BRENDON,
AND YOUR EYES LOOK GLASSY.Copy !req
446. I FEEL PASTY AND GLASSY.Copy !req
447. I'M GOING TO LIE DOWN.Copy !req
448. JASON, WHAT ARE YOU DRAWING?Copy !req
449. UM... UM... IT'S A PICTURE
OF ME AND THE NURSE.Copy !req
450. I'VE GOT TO TELL HER
HOW I FEEL BUT... I MEAN,Copy !req
451. WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME
AND THEN I GET BURNED?Copy !req
452. JASON, THERE ARE WAYS TO TELL
IF A WOMAN LIKES YOU.Copy !req
453. PLEASE, THERE'S NO ACTUAL WAY
TO TELL...Copy !req
454. BRENDON, STOP.
I NEED TOO HEAR THIS.Copy !req
455. DOES SHE CALL YOU CUTE NAMES?Copy !req
456. OH, MY GOD, SHE DOES.Copy !req
457. DOES SHE LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES?Copy !req
458. UH... YEAH, SHE DOES.Copy !req
459. WHILE SHE'S TALKING TO YOU?Copy !req
460. WHEN SHE'S EXAMINING ME,Copy !req
461. BUT SHE HAS A GLOVE ON.Copy !req
462. HMM... WELL, THEN,
I THINK SHE LIKES YOU.Copy !req
463. REALLY?Copy !req
464. WELL, UM, WHAT DO I DO?Copy !req
465. WELL, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHINGCopy !req
466. 'CAUSE WOMEN ARE FICKLE.Copy !req
467. WHAT'S, UM, FICKLE?Copy !req
468. EASILY.Copy !req
469. OH, MAYBE I SHOULD, UH,
BUY HER SOMETHING—-Copy !req
470. A GIFT.Copy !req
471. THAT'S ALWAYS GOOD.Copy !req
472. SOMETHING A NURSE WOULD WANT,
LIKE, UM...Copy !req
473. A THERMOMETER?Copy !req
474. HMM.Copy !req
475. "YOU GET MY
TEMPERATURE RISING,"Copy !req
476. OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
477. THAT'S CLEVER... KIND OF.Copy !req
478. MORNING.Copy !req
479. HEY, GOOD COFFEE.Copy !req
480. WHY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
481. DID YOU MAKE IT?Copy !req
482. YES, I... NO.Copy !req
483. THE, UH, BOTTLECopy !req
484. FOR THE WATER—COOLER THING,
UH...Copy !req
485. OH, OKAY.Copy !req
486. SO, I, UH... I UNDERSTAND
THERE'S, UH...Copy !req
487. YOU AND, UH, YOU AND McGUIRK
ARE, UH,Copy !req
488. YOU KNOW SEEING EACH OTHER,
RIGHT?Copy !req
489. WHAT? NO, NO.Copy !req
490. WELL, THAT'S, UH...Copy !req
491. THAT'S THE WAY HE PUTS IT.Copy !req
492. GO... NO, NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
493. LYNCH, LET ME TELL YOU,Copy !req
494. OUT OF THE CAR.Copy !req
495. YEAH.Copy !req
496. UH, WILD!Copy !req
497. WELL... HELLO.Copy !req
498. HI, THERE.Copy !req
499. HI.Copy !req
500. UH, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?Copy !req
501. OKAY.Copy !req
502. I JUST, UM, WANTED TO THANK YOU
FOR THE OTHER NIGHT.Copy !req
503. AND, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO
DOING THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
504. YOU KNOW, LETS NOT FOOL
OURSELVES HERE—-Copy !req
505. IT WAS SPECIAL.Copy !req
506. I FELT IT, SO DID YOU.Copy !req
507. UM..Copy !req
508. SO, UH, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
509. THERE WE GO,
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.Copy !req
510. UH...Copy !req
511. ALL RIGHT, SO WE'LL, UH...
WE'LL TALK LATER THEN.Copy !req
512. AND, YOU, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE
DOING AND HANDS OFF, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
513. HMM.Copy !req
514. UH...Copy !req
515. DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO HIM?Copy !req
516. OH, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
517. I'VE HANDLED
THESE SITUATIONS BEFORE.Copy !req
518. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
519. SAY NO MORE.Copy !req
520. AND IT REALLY WON'T BE...Copy !req
521. NO, SERIOUSLY, DON'T MAKE
A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT.Copy !req
522. COME ON, PULL IT TOGETHER NOW.Copy !req
523. TRAP THE BALL!Copy !req
524. TRAP IT!Copy !req
525. SHH... I'M SORRY.Copy !req
526. CAN YOU DO THAT QUIETER?Copy !req
527. BRENDON, GET IN THERE
FOR JEREMY.Copy !req
528. OH, COACH, I CAN'T.Copy !req
529. I FEEL TERRIBLE.Copy !req
530. I DON'T CARE——
GET IN THERE.Copy !req
531. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.Copy !req
532. JEREMY, OUT!Copy !req
533. BRENDON, IN!Copy !req
534. NO WAY, COACH...Copy !req
535. HEY, McGUIRK.Copy !req
536. LYNCH, YOU LOST, HUH?Copy !req
537. YOU WANT A MAP?Copy !req
538. NO, THANKS, UM..Copy !req
539. YOU GOT A MINUTE?Copy !req
540. I, UH, JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING THAT THE NURSE, UH...Copy !req
541. I TALKED TO THE NURSE...Copy !req
542. MM—HMM.Copy !req
543. AND I THINK YOU, UH...Copy !req
544. WELL, I MEAN,
I'VE SPOKEN TO HER...Copy !req
545. LOOK, LYNCH, IF YOU'VE GOTCopy !req
546. ABOUT ME AND THE NURSE, SAY IT.Copy !req
547. ALL RIGHT, OKAY, ALL RIGHT...Copy !req
548. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
549. WELL...Copy !req
550. FORGET IT.Copy !req
551. DON'T SAY IT, JUST GO.Copy !req
552. GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
553. ALL I'M TELLING...
SAYING IS, UH...Copy !req
554. OH, HI, BRENDON!Copy !req
555. BRENDON DOESN'T LOOK, UH...Copy !req
556. WELL, UM, LET ME, UH, PREFACE
THIS BY FIRST SAYING...Copy !req
557. WELL, YOU AREN'T GOING TO LIKE
WHAT FOLLOWS...Copy !req
558. THE PREFACE...Copy !req
559. JASON, YOU SEEM CLEAN TODAY.Copy !req
560. WHAT, DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY FALL
IN THE TUB?Copy !req
561. I, UM... THINK IT'S A GOOD TIME
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
562. SURE.Copy !req
563. I WROTE IT DOWN... HERE.Copy !req
564. HOLD ON ONE SECOND.Copy !req
565. OKAY.Copy !req
566. OKAY.Copy !req
567. "NURSE, BEAUTIFUL SWAN..."Copy !req
568. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TO TALK.Copy !req
569. AH, WE'RE KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING.Copy !req
570. LYNCH THAT WE'RE NOT,Copy !req
571. YOU KNOW, TOGETHER?Copy !req
572. WHAT?Copy !req
573. I WANT ANSWERS RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
574. OKAY, WELL, ACTUALLY REALLY
WE'RE NOT TOGETHER.Copy !req
575. OH, GREAT.Copy !req
576. SO THAT'S IT, THEN?Copy !req
577. WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT?Copy !req
578. THAT MEANT NOTHING TO YOU?Copy !req
579. OH, GOD!Copy !req
580. UM, WHAT NIGHT?Copy !req
581. NOT NOW, JASON.Copy !req
582. I'LL KILL YOU!Copy !req
583. KID, I GOT NO BEEF WITH YOU.Copy !req
584. YOU PASSED OUT IN MY CAR——
THAT'S IT.Copy !req
585. HEY, WHAT,
THAT'S NOT SOMETHING?Copy !req
586. JASON, STOP.Copy !req
587. HEY!Copy !req
588. TO GET A SALAD AND, UH...Copy !req
589. McGUIRK...Copy !req
590. OH, AND, UH...Copy !req
591. WELL, I CAN SEE
IT'S A BAD TIME.Copy !req
592. IF YOU WANT ONE, I'LL...Copy !req
593. OKAY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
594. LOOK, I'VE GOT A REPUTATION,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
595. REPUTATION, BUT, UH...Copy !req
596. IS NOT GOING TO HELP.Copy !req
597. OKAY, RIGHT, UM,
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE.Copy !req
598. UH, I THINK I'M DYING.Copy !req
599. BRENDON, NO.Copy !req
600. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
601. WELL, MAYBE YOU HAVE TIME
FOR THIS.Copy !req
602. I FEEL HORRIBLE,Copy !req
603. SINCE I'VE BEEN FAKING.Copy !req
604. AND GROW AS A FAKER.Copy !req
605. EVERY FIVE SECONDS WHICH,Copy !req
606. INCIDENTALLY,
ISN'T TERRIBLY RELAXING.Copy !req
607. UM, SO...Copy !req
608. BRENDON, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE RELAXING.Copy !req
609. MOM, NO, NOT NOW.Copy !req
610. NO, BRENDON, THE DOCTOR
SAID IT WAS PSYCHOSOMATIC OR...Copy !req
611. STRESS RELATED OR...
MENOPAUSAL... SOMETHING.Copy !req
612. I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION.Copy !req
613. STRESS RELATED...
STRESS RELATED.Copy !req
614. RIGHT, SO YOU HAVE TO RELAX.Copy !req
615. HMM.Copy !req
616. YOU'VE DONE IT
THIS TIME, BRENDON.Copy !req
617. YOU'RE REALLY SICK.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?Copy !req
618. UM, YEAH, I APPRECIATE
THE IRONY.Copy !req
619. CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?Copy !req
620. AND SOME DARVON.Copy !req
621. BRENDON, MOMMY ATE
THE BUCKET OF DARVON FOR LUNCH.Copy !req
622. BUT I'M MAKING SOUP.Copy !req
623. DO YOU WANT SOME SOUP?Copy !req
624. YEAH, I GUESS SO.Copy !req
625. WHAT KIND?Copy !req
626. OKAY, I WAS BLUFFING, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
627. TO YOUR STOMACH.Copy !req
628. WELL, YEAH...Copy !req
629. BRENDON?Copy !req
630. STRESS HEADACHES IN COLLEGE?Copy !req
631. YOU WENT TO COLLEGE?Copy !req
632. OH, WHOOPS.
CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG.Copy !req
633. NO. BUT I WOULD
GET THESE HEADACHES.Copy !req
634. RIGHT, SO WHAT WOULD YOU DO?Copy !req
635. I'D SCREAM AT MY ROOMMATES
TO BE QUIET.Copy !req
636. WHAT, THEY WERE LOUD?Copy !req
637. THEY WERE IDIOTS...Copy !req
638. AND LOUD.Copy !req
639. OH, AND...Copy !req
640. THEY WERE LOUD IDIOTS.Copy !req
641. YOU KNOW, I SHOULD CALL THEM.Copy !req
642. WHY IS THAT?Copy !req
643. WELL, TO FIND OUT
WHAT'S BECOME OF THEMCopy !req
644. HOW THEY'RE DOING BECAUSECopy !req
645. AND FIND OUT WHAT'S BECOMECopy !req
646. AND SEE WHO WON.Copy !req
647. OH.Copy !req
648. AND I AM WAY AHEAD.Copy !req
649. YEAH, CAN YOU PASS ME
THAT BUCKET, PLEASE?Copy !req
650. ALL RIGHT,
QUIET DOWN AND LISTEN UP.Copy !req
651. I'M NOT JOKING AROUND HERE.Copy !req
652. THE NAME'S McGUIRK
AND SOCCER'S THE GAME.Copy !req
653. FOR NEXT SEASON.Copy !req
654. SO IF YOU DON'T SUCK
AT SOCCER,Copy !req
655. AND TALK TO ME.Copy !req
656. I'LL BE THERE.Copy !req
657. WELL, I WON'T BE THERE TOMORROW.Copy !req
658. BUT JUST COME TO MY OFFICE,
THEY'LL SET IT UP.Copy !req
659. AND, UH, WHILE I HAVECopy !req
660. I THOUGHT I'D LIKE TO DISPELCopy !req
661. ABOUT ME.Copy !req
662. ANY FACULTY MEMBERS.Copy !req
663. TO DATE THEM I WOULD SAY NO.Copy !req
664. UNLESS THEY REALLY BEGGED.Copy !req
665. A LOT IN THE NEXT 60 SECONDSCopy !req
666. OR THEY BLEW IT.Copy !req
667. 59... 58... 57...Copy !req
668. 56... OKAY...Copy !req
669. YOU KNOW, JASON,Copy !req
670. WHAT YOU SAID AND, UM,Copy !req
671. TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
672. REALLY?Copy !req
673. YES, BUT NOT UNTIL
YOU'RE 30, OKAY?Copy !req
674. UNTIL THEN, IT'S GOING TO HAVE
TO BE STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL.Copy !req
675. SO, YOU, UH... IF YOU WAIT
TILL I'M 30 THAT WILL MAKE YOU,Copy !req
676. LIKE, 60—SOMETHING.Copy !req
677. YEP, 60—SOMETHING.Copy !req
678. AH... THAT DOESN'T THRILL ME.Copy !req
679. 26... LAST CHANCE... 25...Copy !req
680. I KNOW, I'VE GOT TO FINISH.Copy !req
681. 24... 23...Copy !req
682. 22... TWENTY—TWO...Copy !req
683. TWO—TWO...Copy !req
684. AH... 21...Copy !req
685. COME ON, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!Copy !req
686. YOU CAN'T PASS IT UP!Copy !req
687. 20...Copy !req