1. Birds chirpingCopy !req
2. SMALL! GET IN HERE.Copy !req
3. OKAY.Copy !req
4. BRING IT IN.Copy !req
5. HELLO.Copy !req
6. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING OUT THERE.Copy !req
7. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?Copy !req
8. I WAS JUST...Copy !req
9. BECAUSE IN MY MIND,
SOCCER'S PLAYED WITH A BALL.Copy !req
10. I WAS TRYING TO RUN
TOWARDS THE GOAL.Copy !req
11. YOU'RE NOT
GETTING POINTSCopy !req
12. BY RUNNING THROUGH
THE GOAL POSTS.Copy !req
13. THE BALL HAS
TO GO THROUGH.Copy !req
14. BRENDON, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING, ALRIGHT.Copy !req
15. MAYBE THIS WILL GIVE YOU
A LITTLE INCENTIVE.Copy !req
16. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
17. LOOK AT MY ARM
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
18. SEE THAT?Copy !req
19. YEAH.Copy !req
20. I GOT THAT WHEN
I WAS 18 YEARS OLD.Copy !req
21. I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
22. I REGRET IT,Copy !req
23. BECAUSE THIS TATTOO
DON'T COME OFF.Copy !req
24. RIGHT.Copy !req
25. NOW I HAVE A TATTOO
OF A COW'S HEADCopy !req
26. BECAUSE I LOVED
THAT CHEESE THEN.Copy !req
27. I GET THE COW, I GO IN THERE,
AND I'M A LITTLE DRUNKCopy !req
28. AND I SAY, "GIVE ME THAT
COW HEAD FROM THAT CHEESE."Copy !req
29. I LOVE THAT CHEESE.Copy !req
30. MM—HMM.Copy !req
31. NOW I HAVE A COW,
A CHEESE COW ON MY ARM, BRENDON.Copy !req
32. DON'T GET A TATTOO,
THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING YOU.Copy !req
33. OKAY.Copy !req
34. PLAY SOCCER.Copy !req
35. BRENDON, TAKE A LOOK
AT MY CHEST.Copy !req
36. I GOTTA GO, MR. McGUIRK.Copy !req
37. NO, I'M SERIOUS,
LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
38. THAT'S NICE, MR...
I SHOULD GET BACK ON THE FIELD.Copy !req
39. THAT'S THE WOMAN FROM
THE CHIQUITA BANANA.Copy !req
40. I GOT THAT TATTOED
ON MY CHEST.Copy !req
41. I AM AN IDIOT.Copy !req
42. I GOT TRADEMARK PRODUCTS
ALL OVER MY BODY.Copy !req
43. IT'S LIKE GOING TO A MARKET
BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK ONE NIGHT.Copy !req
44. WOW.Copy !req
45. DON'T LIVE LIKE ME.Copy !req
46. RIGHT.Copy !req
47. ALRIGHT, NOW YOU GO
OUT THERE AND PLAY GREAT.Copy !req
48. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOING TO CRACK THE EGG.Copy !req
49. I'M GOING TO CRACK THE EGG
BECAUSE IF YOU DO ITCopy !req
50. YOU'RE GONNA DRIP IT ALL DOWN
THE SIDE OF THE BOWL.Copy !req
51. I KNOW NOT ON PURPOSE.Copy !req
52. HONEY, MOMMY CAN'T DEAL
WITH SPILLS.Copy !req
53. MOM!Copy !req
54. MOM, GUESS WHAT I GOT.Copy !req
55. I FINISHED THE PREVIEW
FOR MY MOVIE.Copy !req
56. I'D REALLY LIKE TO...Copy !req
57. WOULD YOU PLEASE LOOK AT IT,
PLEASE, MOM?Copy !req
58. YES, YES, GO AHEAD, SHOW ME.Copy !req
59. OKAY, HERE GOES.Copy !req
60. WHAT'S IT CALLED?Copy !req
61. UH, IT'S CALLED
"THE DARK SIDE OF THE LAW."Copy !req
62. In a world...Copy !req
63. Turns out your old partner
has gone dirty!Copy !req
64. Gone mad.Copy !req
65. He's gone dirty?Copy !req
66. He's a dirty cop!Copy !req
67. There stands one...Copy !req
68. People don't understand me.Copy !req
69. I wanted to make a difference.Copy !req
70. Cop.Copy !req
71. Jason, we went
to the academy together.Copy !req
72. Fighting...Copy !req
73. You were a good cop.Copy !req
74. Don't try to sweet talk me!Copy !req
75. Against evil.Copy !req
76. I set up the bomb..Copy !req
77. Red wire.Copy !req
78. With 3,000 wiresCopy !req
79. Blue wire.Copy !req
80. And...Copy !req
81. Green wire.Copy !req
82. If you cut the wrong wire..Copy !req
83. Yellow wire.Copy !req
84. The bomb explodes.Copy !req
85. Injustice...Copy !req
86. Think, Melissa——blue or red?Copy !req
87. All right, here we go... clip!Copy !req
88. Dark Side of the Law.Copy !req
89. WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
90. THAT'S... HUH?Copy !req
91. YOU KNOW, IS IT TOO EARLY
TO START WRITING THE SPEECH?Copy !req
92. You know... uh.Copy !req
93. "I'D LIKE TO THANK MY MOTHER"...Copy !req
94. YEAH, DON'T WORRY,
YOU'RE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
95. "THAT'S MY MOTHER
IN THE BACK ROWCopy !req
96. WITH A DAMP CLOTH."Copy !req
97. HEY, UH, BREN,
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?Copy !req
98. IT'S KIND OF WEIRD, I MEAN
IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.Copy !req
99. I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT
I'M GOING TO GO OUT TONIGHT.Copy !req
100. WHERE YOU GOING?Copy !req
101. I'M GOING TO GO ON A DATE.Copy !req
102. YOU'RE GOING ON...Copy !req
103. YUP.Copy !req
104. MOM, I DON'T REMEMBER
THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.Copy !req
105. I THOUGHT THAT YOU...Copy !req
106. WHAT YOU DO IS NOT DO THAT.Copy !req
107. WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED
TO GO ON DATES,Copy !req
108. ESPECIALLY NEWLY
DIVORCED WOMEN.Copy !req
109. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO SPRING FORTH
AND THINK ABOUT LIFE AND YOUTH.Copy !req
110. I AM ABSOLUTELY SUPPOSED
TO GO ON A DATE.Copy !req
111. I'VE BEEN HIDING MY LIGHT
UNDER YOUR DAD'S BUSHEL.Copy !req
112. UH, MOM, THAT'S MAKING ME...Copy !req
113. groansCopy !req
114. WAIT, WAIT,
THERE'S ONE MORE THING.Copy !req
115. I WANT TO TELL YOU
WHO I'M GOING OUT WITH.Copy !req
116. I'M GOING OUT WITH,
UH, MR. McGUIRK.Copy !req
117. COME AGAIN?Copy !req
118. MR. McGUIRK.Copy !req
119. MY SOCCER COACH?Copy !req
120. YES, BRENDON, YES.Copy !req
121. CoughsCopy !req
122. moansCopy !req
123. WAIT, WAIT, WHAT...Copy !req
124. YOU'RE MOM'S GOING ON A DATE
WITH McGUIRK.Copy !req
125. YES, McGUIRK THE JERK.Copy !req
126. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
127. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT WOMEN
A LITTLE BIT, MELISSA.Copy !req
128. HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
129. HI, DAD.Copy !req
130. HI, ERIC.Copy !req
131. NICE SANDBOX, PAL.Copy !req
132. I'M KIDDING, NO, IT'S...Copy !req
133. AREN'T YOU TOO OLD
TO BE PLAYING IN A SANDBOX?Copy !req
134. I'M NOT PLAYING.Copy !req
135. I'M SITTING IN A SANDBOX.Copy !req
136. THIS IS WHERE I COME
TO REFLECT ON THINGS...Copy !req
137. YOU'RE LOOKING FOR...Copy !req
138. I'M LOOKING FOR ANSWERS
TO QUESTIONS.Copy !req
139. I'M LOOKING FOR SOLUTIONS
TO PROBLEMS.Copy !req
140. I CAME OUT HERE, AND
I'VE BEEN DIGGING UP THINGSCopy !req
141. AND I FOUND THIS.Copy !req
142. EW...Copy !req
143. OH, GROSS.Copy !req
144. AND I DON'T KNOW WHOSE...Copy !req
145. I THINK YOU SHOULD
BURY THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
146. WHAT'S GOING ON,
BRENDON?Copy !req
147. I'M KIND OF
IN A BAD MOOD.Copy !req
148. MISSY, WE'VE GOT
TO GET GOING.Copy !req
149. TELL MY DAD,
MAYBE HE COULD HELP.Copy !req
150. YOU KNOW HOW YOU PICK US UP
AND COACH McGUIRK IS THERE,Copy !req
151. THAT BIG, FAT,
CRAPPY IRISH GUY?Copy !req
152. WELL, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S... YEAH.Copy !req
153. I MEAN, THAT'S NOT
THE PROBLEM.Copy !req
154. THE PROBLEM IS
THAT HE'S DATING MY MOM TONIGHT.Copy !req
155. GOING OUT
ON A DATE.Copy !req
156. MM—HMM.Copy !req
157. THAT'S, SEE, YOU HAVE
SO MUCH GOING ONCopy !req
158. SO MANY THINGS
TO BE HAPPY ABOUT.Copy !req
159. YOU KNOW,
MELISSA TELLS MECopy !req
160. ABOUT YOUR IDEAS
FOR MOVIESCopy !req
161. AND I'VE SEEN SOME OF YOUR
EARLY WORK AND IT'S WONDERFUL.Copy !req
162. THANK YOU.Copy !req
163. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE ONE?Copy !req
164. DON'T PUT ME
ON THE SPOT, PLEASE.Copy !req
165. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
166. I JUST APPRECIATE
THE GESTURE.Copy !req
167. MELISSA, WE HAVE TO BE
AT MR. GLUCK'S STUDIOCopy !req
168. IN TEN MINUTES.Copy !req
169. IN TEN MINUTES?Copy !req
170. YEAH, WE HAVE MADE
A COMMITMENT.Copy !req
171. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
172. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY
AT THIS RECITAL IN THREE WEEKS,Copy !req
173. MELISSA AND I.Copy !req
174. WE'VE BEEN PRACTICING
THIS SONATA.Copy !req
175. IT'S A MOZART
PIANO AND VIOLIN SONATA.Copy !req
176. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU PLAYED VIOLIN, ERIC.Copy !req
177. I TOLD YOU
ABOUT THE RECITAL.Copy !req
178. I'M CONSTANTLY
LEARNING THINGS ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
179. WELL, THIS IS ONLY
THE FIRST THING.Copy !req
180. YEAH, THIS IS THE FIRST THING
I'VE EVER LEARNED BUT...Copy !req
181. WE'RE PLAYING A SONATA
IN E—MINOR.Copy !req
182. MAYBE BRENDON
DOESN'T HAVE TIME...Copy !req
183. NO, I WANT TO HEAR THIS.Copy !req
184. HE'S GOT A LOT
ON HIS MIND.Copy !req
185. DAD... DAD, PUT IT AWAY.Copy !req
186. Playing poorlyCopy !req
187. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
188. THAT'S... THAT'S...Copy !req
189. I LIKE THAT.Copy !req
190. I FEEL STRANGELY, LIKE,
CHEERED UP BY YOUR PLAYING.Copy !req
191. IT'S A NEW, AWKWARD FEELING
THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH.Copy !req
192. I THINK.Copy !req
193. I'M LIKE A MINSTREL,
I GUESS.Copy !req
194. I ALMOST... YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
195. I'D LIKE TO GO
INTO THIS DATECopy !req
196. WITH ALMOST
A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER.Copy !req
197. HOW DARE HE ASK ME OUT?Copy !req
198. HOW DARE ANYBODY
PUT ME THROUGH THIS?Copy !req
199. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?Copy !req
200. I'M WEARING JUST...Copy !req
201. THIS IS MY FEELING.Copy !req
202. RIGHT NOW, I AM AT
THE PRECIPICE OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
203. I'M... I'M AT A TURNING POINT.Copy !req
204. I'VE DECIDED THAT I'M GOING
TO GO DRESSEDCopy !req
205. HOW I AM DRESSED
BECAUSE OTHERWISE,Copy !req
206. IT'S ALMOST FALSE ADVERTISING.Copy !req
207. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?Copy !req
208. I'M WEARING BIG,
BAGGY PANTSCopy !req
209. AND A SHIRT THAT MAKES A MAN
WANT TO BUY ME ANOTHER SHIRT.Copy !req
210. YEAH, YEAH, I THINK I HAVE
JUST THE RIGHT ATTITUDE.Copy !req
211. DON'T YOU?Copy !req
212. IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE WEARING TONIGHT?Copy !req
213. THIS IS A SEERSUCKER JACKET,
IT'S VERY NICE.Copy !req
214. YEAH, BUT DO YOU THINK
IT'S IN SEASON?Copy !req
215. DON'T BE A WISE GUY, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
216. YOU WANT ME TO BE
A DUMB GUY, HUH?Copy !req
217. WHAT'RE YOU
TALKING ABOUT BRENDON?Copy !req
218. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
219. YOU DON'T MESS WITH ME,
ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
220. I'LL MESS WITH YOU.Copy !req
221. CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING,
YOU DRINK?Copy !req
222. NO, I'M FINE.Copy !req
223. YOU LIKE, UH, WHISKEY?Copy !req
224. NO, I HAD A COUPLE WHISKEYS
BEFORE I GOT HERE.Copy !req
225. YOU SMELL LIKE IT.Copy !req
226. LISTEN TO ME, BRENDON.Copy !req
227. I WANT THIS DATE WITH YOUR MOM
AND I TO GO WELL.Copy !req
228. DON'T MESS IT UP.Copy !req
229. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
230. CAN I GIVE YOU
A PIECE OF ADVICE?Copy !req
231. DON'T TAKE
THE JACKET OFFCopy !req
232. BECAUSE YOU'RE STARTING
TO SWEAT THROUGH ITCopy !req
233. AND THEN THEY SEE
THE SHIRT UNDERNEATHCopy !req
234. YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK
LIKE SWEATMANCopy !req
235. UNLESS YOU GET
THE WHOLE THING WET...Copy !req
236. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH SWEATING IF YOU'RE A MAN.Copy !req
237. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.Copy !req
238. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
239. HAVE YOU MET MY SISTER?Copy !req
240. NO, I HAVEN'T.Copy !req
241. SHE'S VERY CUTE.Copy !req
242. WHY DON'T YOU
SAY HI TO HER?Copy !req
243. HELLO.Copy !req
244. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
245. YOU'RE KIND OF
A LUCKY GUY.Copy !req
246. YOU COME IN HERE,
YOU GOT A FAMILY ALREADY, RIGHT?Copy !req
247. WHOSE KID IS THIS?Copy !req
248. I DON'T KNOW, YOURS NOW.Copy !req
249. THAT'S NOT THE WAY
IT'S GOING TO BE.Copy !req
250. YEAH, IT'S THE WAY
IT'S GOING TO BE ISN'T IT, YEAH.Copy !req
251. BRENDON, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.Copy !req
252. KNOW HOW TO HOLD A CHILD?Copy !req
253. HAVE YOU EVER HELD A BABY
AND HAVE IT LOOK AT YOUCopy !req
254. LIKE IT REALLY LOVES YOU
AND NEEDS YOU.Copy !req
255. BRENDON, I'LL TELL
YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
256. I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.Copy !req
257. YEAH... OH, YEAH?Copy !req
258. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
AND IT WON'T WORK.Copy !req
259. CAN YOU CARRY ME
FOR A SECOND?Copy !req
260. I'M NOT GOING
TO CARRY YOU.Copy !req
261. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME,
BRENDON.Copy !req
262. PLEASE, COME ON, DAD.Copy !req
263. I'D BETTER GO.Copy !req
264. NO, COME ON,
LET'S PLAY CATCH.Copy !req
265. TELL YOUR MOM
I DON'T FEEL—...Copy !req
266. NO, SERIOUSLY,
I THINK I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
267. I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO COME
DOWN HARD ON YOU ON MONDAY.Copy !req
268. IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE
A FRIGGIN HURRICANE.Copy !req
269. OH YEAH?Copy !req
270. YEAH.Copy !req
271. I GOING TO TAKE YOU...Copy !req
272. HELLO, PAULA!Copy !req
273. HEY, MOM.Copy !req
274. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
275. WE WERE JUST HAVING
A NICE CONVERSATION.Copy !req
276. WE HAD A REALLY GOOD TALK.Copy !req
277. ARE YOU READY TO GO?Copy !req
278. OF COURSE THAT'S NOT IT.Copy !req
279. I MEAN, IT'S NOT
THE ONLY THINGCopy !req
280. THAT GOES INTO COACHING,
HAVING BIG LEGS.Copy !req
281. I THINK I JUST ATE
A WHOLE CLOVE OF GARLIC.Copy !req
282. WHEW.Copy !req
283. WELL, LOOK.Copy !req
284. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?Copy !req
285. I MEAN, I THINK.Copy !req
286. MM—HMM.Copy !req
287. I DON'T WANT
TO GET INTO A WHOLE CONVERSATIONCopy !req
288. ABOUT ANYTHING.Copy !req
289. YEAH.Copy !req
290. BUT I COME FROM A FAMILY
THAT WAS SPLIT UP.Copy !req
291. YEAH.Copy !req
292. THAT CAN BE HARD ON A KID.Copy !req
293. I REMEMBER HAVING
THE SAME FEELINGS.Copy !req
294. YEAH.Copy !req
295. THAT'S WHY I DROPPED
OUT OF SCHOOLCopy !req
296. WHICH I EXPECT
BRENDON MIGHT DO SOMEDAY.Copy !req
297. I MEAN, YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPENCopy !req
298. WHEN A FAMILY
FALLS APART.Copy !req
299. IT'S A PRISON, RIGHT.Copy !req
300. AND THEN...Copy !req
301. AND I'M COMING
TO VISIT YOU IN THE PRISONCopy !req
302. BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
303. YOU FEEL HORRIBLE
FOR WHAT I'VE DONE.Copy !req
304. I'VE DONE
SOMETHING TERRIBLE.Copy !req
305. HOW COME WE'RE
IN FRANCE?Copy !req
306. BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE
DRAMATIC THINGS TAKE PLACE.Copy !req
307. RIGHT, OKAY, HERE GOES.Copy !req
308. GUARD! GUARD!Copy !req
309. YES.Copy !req
310. HELLO, GUARD.Copy !req
311. HELLO.Copy !req
312. I COULD USE
SOME WATER AND SOME BREADCopy !req
313. FOR I HAVEN'T
HAD ANY IN WEEKS.Copy !req
314. THERE'S SOMEONE HERE
TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
315. MOTHER!Copy !req
316. SON, YOU LOOK SO THIN.Copy !req
317. YES, I LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT
HERE AT THE PRISON.Copy !req
318. I'M FRENCH.Copy !req
319. YES, HERE IN FRANCE.Copy !req
320. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.Copy !req
321. IT SHOULD BE ME BEHIND BARS
WITH A FRENCH STUPID GUARD,Copy !req
322. NOT YOU.Copy !req
323. YES, I AGREE, MOTHER.Copy !req
324. YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON.Copy !req
325. MRS. SMALL,
LOOK AT MY HAT.Copy !req
326. EW, HIS NOSE
IS ALL RUNNY.Copy !req
327. WHOA, WHOA, WHOAH.Copy !req
328. OKAY, CUT, CUT.Copy !req
329. SORRY.Copy !req
330. WHAT HAPPENED, JASON?Copy !req
331. IT'S LIKE A GALLON.Copy !req
332. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
333. I CAN MAKE IT GO DOWN
AND SUCK IT ALL THE WAY BACK IN.Copy !req
334. SnortingCopy !req
335. groaningCopy !req
336. PEOPLE HATE ME.Copy !req
337. YOU KNOW, I MEAN THE KIDSCopy !req
338. DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
339. IN MY EXPERIENCE, PAULA...Copy !req
340. YEAH?Copy !req
341. KIDS ARE ALWAYS,
"I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT."Copy !req
342. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
343. I CONSIDER IT MY JOB
TO KIND OF TWIST THEMCopy !req
344. IN THE DIRECTION
OF DOING STUFF.Copy !req
345. THAT'S WHAT COACHING'S
ALL ABOUT.Copy !req
346. THAT'S WHY I LOVE IT.Copy !req
347. I MEAN, EVERY DAY I GO OUT THERE
AND TWIST THE KIDSCopy !req
348. INTO DOING SOMETHING
THEY DON'T WANT TO DO.Copy !req
349. YEAH, EXCUSE ME, WAITER.Copy !req
350. CAN I GET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?Copy !req
351. I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO MIX IT WITH MEDICATIONCopy !req
352. BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE
A RARE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE.Copy !req
353. EVERYBODY GATHER AROUND.Copy !req
354. MM—HMM.Copy !req
355. I TOOK THE WEEKEND
TO THINK ABOUT EVERYTHINGCopy !req
356. WE DID WRONG ON FRIDAY
AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
357. I WATCHED
SOME PROFESSIONAL SOCCERCopy !req
358. ON TELEVISION
SUNDAY AFTERNOON.Copy !req
359. I'LL TELL YOU,
THERE'S A MAJOR GAPCopy !req
360. BETWEEN WHAT I SAW ON TELEVISION
AND WHAT WE ARE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
361. FIRST OF ALL,
YOU'RE ALL EIGHT...Copy !req
362. HEY, MELISSA.Copy !req
363. SHH, BRENDON, NOT NOW.Copy !req
364. THEY WERE A LOT OLDER...
THEY WERE A LOT BETTER...Copy !req
365. LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE.
WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
366. BRENDON, MELISSA.Copy !req
367. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
368. NOTHING.Copy !req
369. LISTEN UP, RIGHT?Copy !req
370. YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE
DOING. WE'RE TALKING.Copy !req
371. HEY, BRENDON,
YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH.Copy !req
372. OH, I'M SORRY
DID I INSULT YOU?Copy !req
373. BRENDON!Copy !req
374. YEAH?Copy !req
375. I'M ADDRESSING THE TEAM.Copy !req
376. UH—HUH.Copy !req
377. THAT MEANS YOU LISTEN.Copy !req
378. THAT MEANS YOU, TOO, MELISSA.Copy !req
379. YES.Copy !req
380. I'M LOOKING AT YOU TWO.Copy !req
381. HEY, EVERYBODY, GUESS WHAT!Copy !req
382. HEY, BRENDON...Copy !req
383. McGUIRK'S GOING TO COME
AFTER YOUR MOMS!Copy !req
384. BRENDON!Copy !req
385. THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!Copy !req
386. BRENDON, SIT DOWN.Copy !req
387. SAVE YOUR MOMS!Copy !req
388. I'M NOT COMING
AFTER YOUR MOMS—...Copy !req
389. BRENDON, YOU SETTLE DOWN,
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
390. THIS HAPPENED TO ME,
I SWEAR TO GOD.Copy !req
391. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH,
BRENDON.Copy !req
392. NO, NO, NO I'M NOT FINISHED!Copy !req
393. I'M JUST
GETTING STARTED HERE!Copy !req
394. YOU KNOW I'VE GOT A QUESTION,
ERIC, FOR YOU MAYBE.Copy !req
395. COULD YOU POSSIBLY
BEAT UP MR. McGUIRK?Copy !req
396. DON'T GET MY DAD
IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
397. YOU'RE MEDIUM BUILD,
HE'S A LITTLE BIT BIGGERCopy !req
398. BUT I MEAN, STILL I THINK YOU
COULD GET HIM.Copy !req
399. I'M WIRY.Copy !req
400. I KNOW.Copy !req
401. HERE'S THE THING,
BRENDON.Copy !req
402. DO YOU HAVE A GUN?Copy !req
403. I DON'T HAVE A GUN.Copy !req
404. WELL, WE'LL GET YOU A GUN.Copy !req
405. OKAY.Copy !req
406. OKAY.Copy !req
407. BRENDON... I DON'T KNOW
IF THIS IS THE RIGHT TIMECopy !req
408. BUT LET'S TRY
THE DUCK GAME, MELISSA,Copy !req
409. REMEMBER WE WERE
TRYING IT LAST...Copy !req
410. I REMEMBER,
IT'S A LITTLE HARD.Copy !req
411. BRENDON, LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO
YOU REALLY QUICKLY.Copy !req
412. I'M GOING TO SAY A PHRASE
TO YOU IN DUCK TALK.Copy !req
413. OKAY.Copy !req
414. AND WHOEVER GETS IT FIRST WINS
YOU AND MELISSA—-Copy !req
415. WHOEVER GETS IT FIRST.Copy !req
416. OKAY, I'M READY.Copy !req
417. Speaking unintelligible
duck talkCopy !req
418. THAT'S A HARD ONE, DAD.Copy !req
419. I'VE BEEN DRINKING
AND I SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING?Copy !req
420. OKAY, LET ME TRY
SOMETHING SIMPLER.Copy !req
421. Says unintelligible wordCopy !req
422. RAGU?Copy !req
423. NO—...Copy !req
424. Repeats wordCopy !req
425. BRADLEY?Copy !req
426. NO, LISTEN VERY CLOSELY.Copy !req
427. Repeats wordCopy !req
428. laughingCopy !req
429. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M ALLOWED
TO SAY THAT WORD.Copy !req
430. DAD, NO CURSE WORDS.Copy !req
431. NO, IT'S NOT A CURSE WORD.Copy !req
432. SpitsCopy !req
433. OH, SORRY.Copy !req
434. LaughingCopy !req
435. MY PANTS ARE SOAKED.Copy !req
436. DAD...Copy !req
437. I THINK HE JUST WANTS TO WIN.Copy !req
438. YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE ROAD.Copy !req
439. DID THAT GUY
JUST GIVE ME THE FINGER?Copy !req
440. YOU KNOW, I DON'T,
I DON'T,Copy !req
441. I DON'T LIKE MY BABY—SITTERS
TO GO TOO FAR OUT OF THEIR WAY.Copy !req
442. IF THERE'S A JAR
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLECopy !req
443. FOR THE KIDS TO OPEN
THEN THEY, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
444. THEN SOMEBODY CAN HELP THEM
WITH IT BUT LARGELY,Copy !req
445. I LIKE THEM TO JUST
TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.Copy !req
446. WELL, IF YOU GET
A BABY—SITTER WHO...Copy !req
447. AND THEY DO A GOOD JOB
AND THE KIDS LIKE ITCopy !req
448. THEN I THINK IT MAKES
THE MOTHER LOOK BAD.Copy !req
449. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS
IS THE MOST SELF—CENTERED WAYCopy !req
450. I CAN THINK OF IT,
I'M NOT SURE...Copy !req
451. NO, ARE THERE
THE SAME RULESCopy !req
452. WITH THE BABY—SITTER
AS THERE ARECopy !req
453. WHEN YOU GO ON A DATE?Copy !req
454. ARE THE BABY—SITTERS
SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU UPCopy !req
455. THE NEXT DAY
AND SAY IT WAS REALLY GREAT?Copy !req
456. YEAH, YEAH, NO ONE CALLED
AFTER THAT DATE.Copy !req
457. THE WAITER CALLED.Copy !req
458. APPARENTLY I FORGOT MY HAT.Copy !req
459. I DID HAVE A BAD TIME, BUT...Copy !req
460. NO, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
461. I DID HAVE A BAD TIME.Copy !req
462. IT WAS... HE'S BEEFY.Copy !req
463. BUT I THINK I WOULD FEEL BETTER
IF HE DID WANT TO, SURE.Copy !req
464. You thought Dark Side of the LawCopy !req
465. was the last of the films
with that title.Copy !req
466. You were wrong.Copy !req
467. Coming to theaters:
Dark Side of the Law II.Copy !req
468. First of all,
welcome back to the force.Copy !req
469. Feels good to wear
the blue again.Copy !req
470. Guess what?Copy !req
471. What?Copy !req
472. Now officer Brendon's gone bad!Copy !req
473. He thought he was above the law.Copy !req
474. He was wrong.Copy !req
475. And demand number two!Copy !req
476. Number three. Three! Pizza!Copy !req
477. Academy—award—nominee
Brendon SmallCopy !req
478. gives his most paralyzing
performance.Copy !req
479. I'm sorry!Copy !req
480. MoansCopy !req
481. Woody Harrelson is electrifying.Copy !req
482. My mom said
I can't eat a lot of cheeseCopy !req
483. because it's binding
and then I don't goCopy !req
484. and then she has
to put her finger...Copy !req
485. to help it go.Copy !req
486. Let's just...Copy !req
487. Okay, let's stop doing this.Copy !req
488. This film is not yet rated,
bla bla bla bla...Copy !req
489. UH, HELLO.Copy !req
490. BRENDON.Copy !req
491. YES, HELLO.Copy !req
492. I WAS, UH, JUST TRYING OUT
A NEW HAIR GEL.Copy !req
493. I, UH, I DIDN'T EXPECT...Copy !req
494. DID I CALL YOU
DOWN HERE, BRENDON?Copy !req
495. NO, NO, I FOUND OUT
WHERE YOUR OFFICE WASCopy !req
496. SO I DECIDED TO COME DOWN
AND TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
497. YEAH, THEY HID ME
AWAY DOWN HERE.Copy !req
498. IT'S A NICE PLACE, UH...Copy !req
499. WELL, I JUST STARTED
REDECORATING IT.Copy !req
500. IS THAT
A SLEEPING BAG?Copy !req
501. YEAH, I JUST, UH,
I DO SOME CAMPING SOMETIMESCopy !req
502. AND OCCASIONALLY
I'LL CAMP RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
503. A LOT OF MIRRORS
IN THIS PLACE.Copy !req
504. WELL, THAT'S FENG SHUI.Copy !req
505. RIGHT, I,
THE REASON I CAME HERE...Copy !req
506. LISTEN, BEFORE
YOU SAY ANYTHINGCopy !req
507. I HONESTLY WANT
TO CLEAR THE AIR ABOUT YOUR MOM.Copy !req
508. NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO...Copy !req
509. I KNOW WE HAD
A LITTLE DIFFICULT TIMECopy !req
510. IN PRACTICE
AND I CERTAINLYCopy !req
511. DON'T WANT THAT
TO HAPPEN AGAIN, BRENDON.Copy !req
512. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT LET ME
APOLOGIZE TO YOU, BECAUSE..Copy !req
513. NO, LET ME APOLOGIZE...Copy !req
514. I WAS ACTING LIKE
A GRADE "A" JERK OUT THERE.Copy !req
515. WAIT A MINUTE, BRENDON,
BEFORE YOU GO ON.Copy !req
516. SHUT—UP BRENDON
FOR ONE SECOND, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
517. LET ME APOLOGIZE TO YOU.Copy !req
518. I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE.Copy !req
519. WE CAN CONTINUE
TO HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIPCopy !req
520. ON THE SOCCER FIELD.Copy !req
521. I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE HAVE
A GREAT SEASON THIS YEARCopy !req
522. EVEN THOUGH THAT'S
NOT GOING TO HAPPENCopy !req
523. BECAUSE NO ONE CAN PLAY SOCCER
ON OUR TEAM.Copy !req
524. AND I REALIZE IT'S A CONFLICT
OF INTEREST FOR ME.Copy !req
525. I SHOULDN'T BE DATING
ANY OF THE PLAYERS' MOMSCopy !req
526. EXCEPT REBECCA'S MOM.Copy !req
527. I HAVEN'T...Copy !req
528. SHE CAME TO PRACTICE LAST NIGHT
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO CALL HER.Copy !req
529. I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
BUT THEN I KNEW WHAT HAPPENEDCopy !req
530. WITH YOUR MOM WAS WRONG
AND I SAID,Copy !req
531. "YOU KNOW WHAT..."Copy !req
532. WELL, I DID CALL HER BUT I'M NOT
GOING TO FOLLOW UP ON IT.Copy !req
533. OH.Copy !req
534. BECAUSE THAT WOULD
BE WRONG.Copy !req
535. UH—HUH.Copy !req
536. I SWEAR TO GOD I THINK
I'M OFF WOMEN ALL TOGETHER.Copy !req
537. NO.Copy !req
538. BRENDON, LET ME TELL YOUCopy !req
539. A LITTLE BIT SOMETHING
ABOUT WOMEN.Copy !req
540. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
541. WOMEN ARE LIKE...
THEY'RE LIKE MEN.Copy !req
542. BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
543. MEN ARE NOT LIKE WOMEN.Copy !req
544. RIGHT.Copy !req
545. WHEN YOU GROW UP
YOU'LL UNDERSTANDCopy !req
546. WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUTCopy !req
547. WILL YOU GIVE HER A CALL?Copy !req
548. YOU KNOW WHAT, I HONESTLY
DON'T THINK THAT...Copy !req
549. AFTER THIS WHOLE SITUATION
WITH YOUR MOMCopy !req
550. I DID SOME REFLECTING,
AND I WROTE A POEM.Copy !req
551. I'M NOT GOING TO READ YOU
THAT POEM...Copy !req
552. NO, THANK... THANKS.Copy !req
553. IT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL.Copy !req
554. AND IT HAS
SOME DIRTY LANGUAGE IN IT.Copy !req
555. IT'S MORE LIKE A LIMERICK.Copy !req
556. OH... RIGHT.Copy !req
557. BUT I WISH I COULD
READ IT TO YOUCopy !req
558. BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LAUGH
EVERY TIME I READ IT.Copy !req
559. I THINK IT'S
A VERY GOOD LIMERICK.Copy !req
560. I, UH, YEAH, I'D LOVE
TO HEAR IT.Copy !req
561. WELL, I'LL START IT OFF.Copy !req
562. Phone ringsCopy !req
563. HELLO, SMALL RESIDENCE.
BRENDON SMALL SPEAKING.Copy !req
564. Coach McGuirk:
UM...Copy !req
565. Hello?Copy !req
566. IT'S, UH...
IT'S COACH McGUIRK.Copy !req
567. HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
568. HEY, MR. McGUIRK,
HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
569. I'M ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
570. HELLO?Copy !req
571. P—PAULA, HI, IT'S JON McGUIRK.Copy !req
572. COACH, UH, COACH McGUIRK.Copy !req
573. HI.Copy !req
574. HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
575. GOOD, GOOD.Copy !req
576. I'M DOING GREAT.Copy !req
577. REALLY?
YOU DON'T SOUND IT.Copy !req
578. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
579. YOU DON'T SOUND GREAT.Copy !req
580. I'VE BEEN CRYING,
THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
581. IT'S NOT ABOUT ANYTHING.Copy !req
582. It's just sometimes...Copy !req
583. I'LL GET UP
AND I'LL BE IN...Copy !req
584. I'LL GO CRY.Copy !req
585. SHOULD I HAVE GOTTEN OFF
THE PHONE YET, GUYS?Copy !req
586. BRENDON, GET OFF THE PHONE.Copy !req
587. GET OFF THE PHONE!Copy !req
588. OH, MY GOSH.Copy !req
589. THAT BOY'S A GENIUS.Copy !req
590. HE IS.Copy !req
591. SO, LISTEN, PAULA,
I'M CALLING BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
592. WE HAD THAT DATE AND
I THOUGHT THAT WENT GREAT.Copy !req
593. EXCEPT FOR WHEN
MY CREDIT CARD GOT DECLINED.Copy !req
594. I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY,
BUT YOU DIDN'T.Copy !req
595. SO I FIGURE
I OWE YOU ONE AND...Copy !req
596. YEAH, UH... LISTEN,
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
597. WHAT IF YOU DON'T
OWE ME DINNER.Copy !req
598. THERE'S SO MUCH
PRESSURE ON DINNER.Copy !req
599. WHAT IF WE JUST RAN
INTO EACH OTHER?Copy !req
600. LIKE, WE DON'T PLAN IT.Copy !req
601. YOU MEAN LIKE I JUST BUMP
INTO YOU RANDOMLYCopy !req
602. OR ARBITRARILY, RIGHT?Copy !req
603. YEAH.Copy !req
604. So not a date,Copy !req
605. BUT IF I HAPPEN TO SEE YOU
WE WOULD CHAT OR...Copy !req
606. EXACTLY.Copy !req
607. OR IF YOU PICK UP
BRENDON FROM PRACTICECopy !req
608. I WOULD MAYBE RUN UP
AND I WOULD...Copy !req
609. WE COULD GET A FEW MINUTES...Copy !req
610. THAT WOULD,
THAT WOULD BE...Copy !req
611. NOT, NOT EVERY...Copy !req
612. I DON'T MEAN
TO INTERRUPT AGAIN BUT...Copy !req
613. BRENDON, GET OFF THE PHONE.Copy !req
614. I'M VERY PROUD
OF BOTH OF YOU.Copy !req
615. YOU'RE BOTH ACTING
LIKE ADULTS...Copy !req
616. I'm going to want to
talk to you in a minute.Copy !req
617. I'M GOING.Copy !req
618. HE'S GONE.Copy !req
619. SO I THINK I MIGHT
SEE YOU ON MONDAY.Copy !req
620. WE GOT MONDAY
PRACTICE, YEAH.Copy !req
621. AT 3:00, RIGHT?Copy !req
622. AT 3:00.Copy !req
623. OKAY, THEN,
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.Copy !req
624. OR ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW,
I KNOW A GUY AT A TRAVEL AGENCYCopy !req
625. WHO HAS GREAT DEALS ON CRUISES.Copy !req
626. I don't know if you're
into doing thatCopy !req
627. BUT THEY HAVE
A FOUR—DAY CRUISE...Copy !req
628. YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD JUST
STICK TO THE RANDOM—BUMPING...Copy !req
629. WELL, I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYING.Copy !req
630. WE COULD DO THAT ON MONDAY.Copy !req
631. I'M NOT SAYING...Copy !req
632. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
633. I THINK THAT'S GOING
TO BE IT FOR ME...Copy !req
634. Well, hold up.Copy !req
635. I just had a quick thought.Copy !req
636. There's a ranch I know out in,
like, Nevada.Copy !req
637. THEY DO HORSEBACK CLASSES.Copy !req
638. THEY DO A WHOLE RODEO THING
AND A SPA.Copy !req
639. HELLO?Copy !req
640. UH, HEY.Copy !req
641. BRENDON, HI.Copy !req
642. PUT YOUR MOM BACK ON.Copy !req
643. NO, SHE'S MOTIONING LIKE, UH...Copy !req
644. SHE'S TAKING A BATH.Copy !req
645. REALLY?Copy !req
646. Yeah, how are you?Copy !req
647. I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE
SO ABRUPTLY GAVE THE PHONE AWAY.Copy !req
648. WELL, I TOLD HER I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOUCopy !req
649. FOR A LITTLE WHILE.Copy !req
650. SO WE'RE GOING
TO A RANCH?Copy !req
651. WELL, IT ISN'T
REALLY FOR KIDS.Copy !req
652. Oh, I get you.Copy !req
653. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT?Copy !req
654. I GOT TO GO,
BRENDON.Copy !req
655. You know what?Copy !req
656. JEREMY, DON'T USE YOUR HANDS.Copy !req
657. JEREMY!Copy !req
658. DON'T USE THESE.Copy !req
659. WHEN I WAS A KID
I WAS ON A SOCCER TEAMCopy !req
660. AT A VERY EXPERIMENTAL SCHOOL.Copy !req
661. IT WAS NON—GOAL—ORIENTED.Copy !req
662. GigglesCopy !req
663. DAD, ARE
YOU WATCHING ME?Copy !req
664. I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES
OFF OF YOU.Copy !req
665. BRENDON!
COME HERE!Copy !req
666. WHAT?Copy !req
667. GET IN THERE FOR JEREMY.Copy !req
668. I DON'T WANT TO GO.Copy !req
669. BRENDON, GET IN THERE.Copy !req
670. I DON'T WANT TO GO.Copy !req
671. JEREMY—— YOU'RE OUT!Copy !req
672. BRENDON, YOU'RE IN.Copy !req
673. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
674. MELISSA, YOU'RE IN, TOO.Copy !req
675. BRENDON, BRENDON!Copy !req
676. YOU'RE OUT, YOU'RE OUT.Copy !req
677. OKAY.Copy !req
678. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
679. DON'T DO THAT.Copy !req
680. WHAT, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT?Copy !req
681. JUST DON'T DO THAT,
DO SOMETHING ELSE.Copy !req
682. NOW, GET BACK IN.Copy !req
683. OKAY.Copy !req
684. DON'T GO IN ALL THE WAY.Copy !req
685. I WON'T.Copy !req
686. STAY RIGHT NEAR ME.Copy !req
687. SHOULD I JOG IN PLACE?Copy !req
688. YEAH, LOOK LIKE YOU'RE PLAYING.Copy !req
689. HERE IT COMES,
KICK IT!Copy !req
690. Groans, then screamsCopy !req
691. OH, COME ON, REF!Copy !req
692. ARE YOU NOT GOING
TO CALL THAT?Copy !req
693. GroansCopy !req
694. COME ON.Copy !req
695. THE KID GOT CREAMED.Copy !req
696. WHEW!Copy !req
697. WHAT'S A 21—YEAR—OLD KID
DOING ON THAT TEAM?Copy !req
698. I MEAN, REF,
CALL SOMETHING.Copy !req
699. OKAY, WALK IT OFF, WALK IT OFF.Copy !req
700. I'LL GO GET YOU A CANE,
BECAUSE YOU'RE BLIND.Copy !req
701. BRENDON, COME OUT HERE.Copy !req
702. OH, MAN, THIS WHOLE SPORT'S
OUT OF ORDER.Copy !req
703. HE'S A TOUGH KID,
THAT KID OF YOURS.Copy !req
704. VERY TOUGH.Copy !req
705. WHO'S GOT
THE ORANGE SLICES?Copy !req
706. HEY, PAULA, CAN I...Copy !req
707. FORGIVE ME IF I'M OVERSTEPPING
MY BOUNDARIES HERE,Copy !req
708. BUT CAN I SIT
ON YOUR LAP?Copy !req
709. GigglesCopy !req
710. NO, BRENDON
WAS TELLING MECopy !req
711. THAT YOU AND THE COACH
WENT OUT ON A DATE.Copy !req
712. IS THAT TRUE?Copy !req
713. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
714. WELL, IT'S CERTAINLY
NONE OF MY BUSINESS,Copy !req
715. BUT HE SEEMED KIND OF RATTLED
BY THE WHOLE THING.Copy !req
716. THE COACH?Copy !req
717. NO, BRENDON.Copy !req
718. I THINK OF ALL THREE OF US
I HANDLED IT THE BEST.Copy !req
719. LET'S GET INTO THE GAME,
PARENTS.Copy !req
720. GET INTO THE GAME.Copy !req
721. SPEAKING OF GETTING
INTO THE GAME,Copy !req
722. REF,
GET INTO THE GAME!Copy !req
723. YEAH, I APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
724. IT REALLY IS
NONE OF MY BUSINESS.Copy !req
725. I HATE THIS SPORT, BRENDON.Copy !req
726. I MEAN, I HATE THIS SPORT.Copy !req
727. NO, YOU DON'T.Copy !req
728. YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST THINKING
THAT WE MET,Copy !req
729. I GUESS FOR THE FIRST TIME
AT THE P.T.A. MEETINGCopy !req
730. TWO YEARS AGO...Copy !req
731. I MEANT TO TELL YOU BY THE WAYCopy !req
732. THERE'S SOMETHING I MEANT TO
TELL YOU TWO YEARS AGOCopy !req
733. AT THE P.T.A. MEETING.Copy !req
734. I'M UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND YOU.Copy !req
735. LaughingCopy !req
736. JESUS, IT'S SLIPPED
MY MIND FOR TWO YEARS.Copy !req
737. I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO TELL YOUCopy !req
738. THAT WE'RE NOT GOING
TO HIT IT OFF.Copy !req
739. HEY, AM I OUT OF MY MIND
OR IS YOUR DAD SITTINGCopy !req
740. REALLY CLOSE TO MY MOM?Copy !req
741. YOU'RE OUT
OF YOUR MIND.Copy !req
742. AM I?Copy !req
743. THEY'RE JUST TALKING.Copy !req
744. THEY'RE HERE
TO SUPPORT THE TEAM.Copy !req
745. PAULA, IN TWO WEEKS
ON SATURDAY MORNINGCopy !req
746. MELISSA AND I ARE GIVING
A RECITAL AND I WOULD LOVE ITCopy !req
747. IF YOU AND BRENDON
CAN JOIN US.Copy !req
748. YOU'RE GIVING A RECITAL?Copy !req
749. WELL, SHE'S PLAYING
THE PIANO.Copy !req
750. I'M PLAYING THE VIOLIN.Copy !req
751. REALLY?Copy !req
752. IT'S IN E—MINOR.Copy !req
753. IT GOES, UH...Copy !req
754. plays scratchy tuneCopy !req
755. HEY, YO—YO MA.Copy !req
756. I'M SORRY!Copy !req
757. DAD! YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T
BRINGING THE VIOLIN!Copy !req
758. PAULA MADE ME DO IT.Copy !req
759. I'M PLAYING SOCCER!Copy !req
760. PLAY "FREE BIRD"!Copy !req
761. BRENDON,
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.Copy !req
762. AND GET AWAY FROM MY MOM!Copy !req
763. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE TRANSCRIPTION COMPANY
BRUBANK, CA
WWW.TRANSCRIPTS.COMCopy !req