1. Birds chirpingCopy !req
2. SMALL! GET IN HERE.Copy !req
3. OKAY.Copy !req
4. BRING IT IN.Copy !req
5. HELLO.Copy !req
6. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING OUT THERE.Copy !req
7. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?Copy !req
8. I WAS JUST...Copy !req
9. BECAUSE IN MY MIND,
SOCCER'S PLAYED WITH A BALL.Copy !req
10. TOWARDS THE GOAL.Copy !req
11. YOU'RE NOTCopy !req
12. THE GOAL POSTS.Copy !req
13. TO GO THROUGH.Copy !req
14. BRENDON, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING, ALRIGHT.Copy !req
15. A LITTLE INCENTIVE.Copy !req
16. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
17. RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
18. SEE THAT?Copy !req
19. YEAH.Copy !req
20. I WAS 18 YEARS OLD.Copy !req
21. I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
22. I REGRET IT,Copy !req
23. DON'T COME OFF.Copy !req
24. RIGHT.Copy !req
25. OF A COW'S HEADCopy !req
26. THAT CHEESE THEN.Copy !req
27. I GET THE COW, I GO IN THERE,
AND I'M A LITTLE DRUNKCopy !req
28. AND I SAY, "GIVE ME THAT
COW HEAD FROM THAT CHEESE."Copy !req
29. I LOVE THAT CHEESE.Copy !req
30. MM—HMM.Copy !req
31. NOW I HAVE A COW,
A CHEESE COW ON MY ARM, BRENDON.Copy !req
32. DON'T GET A TATTOO,
THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING YOU.Copy !req
33. OKAY.Copy !req
34. PLAY SOCCER.Copy !req
35. BRENDON, TAKE A LOOK
AT MY CHEST.Copy !req
36. I GOTTA GO, MR. McGUIRK.Copy !req
37. NO, I'M SERIOUS,
LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
38. THAT'S NICE, MR...
I SHOULD GET BACK ON THE FIELD.Copy !req
39. THAT'S THE WOMAN FROM
THE CHIQUITA BANANA.Copy !req
40. ON MY CHEST.Copy !req
41. I AM AN IDIOT.Copy !req
42. ALL OVER MY BODY.Copy !req
43. IT'S LIKE GOING TO A MARKET
BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK ONE NIGHT.Copy !req
44. WOW.Copy !req
45. DON'T LIVE LIKE ME.Copy !req
46. RIGHT.Copy !req
47. ALRIGHT, NOW YOU GO
OUT THERE AND PLAY GREAT.Copy !req
48. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOING TO CRACK THE EGG.Copy !req
49. I'M GOING TO CRACK THE EGGCopy !req
50. YOU'RE GONNA DRIP IT ALL DOWN
THE SIDE OF THE BOWL.Copy !req
51. I KNOW NOT ON PURPOSE.Copy !req
52. HONEY, MOMMY CAN'T DEAL
WITH SPILLS.Copy !req
53. MOM!Copy !req
54. MOM, GUESS WHAT I GOT.Copy !req
55. FOR MY MOVIE.Copy !req
56. I'D REALLY LIKE TO...Copy !req
57. WOULD YOU PLEASE LOOK AT IT,
PLEASE, MOM?Copy !req
58. YES, YES, GO AHEAD, SHOW ME.Copy !req
59. OKAY, HERE GOES.Copy !req
60. WHAT'S IT CALLED?Copy !req
61. UH, IT'S CALLED
"THE DARK SIDE OF THE LAW."Copy !req
62. In a world...Copy !req
63. Turns out your old partner
has gone dirty!Copy !req
64. Gone mad.Copy !req
65. He's gone dirty?Copy !req
66. He's a dirty cop!Copy !req
67. There stands one...Copy !req
68. People don't understand me.Copy !req
69. I wanted to make a difference.Copy !req
70. Cop.Copy !req
71. Jason, we went
to the academy together.Copy !req
72. Fighting...Copy !req
73. You were a good cop.Copy !req
74. Don't try to sweet talk me!Copy !req
75. Against evil.Copy !req
76. I set up the bomb..Copy !req
77. Red wire.Copy !req
78. With 3,000 wiresCopy !req
79. Blue wire.Copy !req
80. And...Copy !req
81. Green wire.Copy !req
82. If you cut the wrong wire..Copy !req
83. Yellow wire.Copy !req
84. The bomb explodes.Copy !req
85. Injustice...Copy !req
86. Think, Melissa——blue or red?Copy !req
87. All right, here we go... clip!Copy !req
88. Dark Side of the Law.Copy !req
89. WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
90. THAT'S... HUH?Copy !req
91. YOU KNOW, IS IT TOO EARLY
TO START WRITING THE SPEECH?Copy !req
92. You know... uh.Copy !req
93. "I'D LIKE TO THANK MY MOTHER"...Copy !req
94. YEAH, DON'T WORRY,
YOU'RE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
95. "THAT'S MY MOTHERCopy !req
96. WITH A DAMP CLOTH."Copy !req
97. HEY, UH, BREN,
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?Copy !req
98. IT'S KIND OF WEIRD, I MEAN
IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.Copy !req
99. I'M GOING TO GO OUT TONIGHT.Copy !req
100. WHERE YOU GOING?Copy !req
101. I'M GOING TO GO ON A DATE.Copy !req
102. YOU'RE GOING ON...Copy !req
103. YUP.Copy !req
104. MOM, I DON'T REMEMBER
THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.Copy !req
105. I THOUGHT THAT YOU...Copy !req
106. WHAT YOU DO IS NOT DO THAT.Copy !req
107. TO GO ON DATES,Copy !req
108. DIVORCED WOMEN.Copy !req
109. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO SPRING FORTH
AND THINK ABOUT LIFE AND YOUTH.Copy !req
110. TO GO ON A DATE.Copy !req
111. I'VE BEEN HIDING MY LIGHT
UNDER YOUR DAD'S BUSHEL.Copy !req
112. UH, MOM, THAT'S MAKING ME...Copy !req
113. groansCopy !req
114. WAIT, WAIT,
THERE'S ONE MORE THING.Copy !req
115. WHO I'M GOING OUT WITH.Copy !req
116. I'M GOING OUT WITH,
UH, MR. McGUIRK.Copy !req
117. COME AGAIN?Copy !req
118. MR. McGUIRK.Copy !req
119. MY SOCCER COACH?Copy !req
120. YES, BRENDON, YES.Copy !req
121. CoughsCopy !req
122. moansCopy !req
123. WAIT, WAIT, WHAT...Copy !req
124. YOU'RE MOM'S GOING ON A DATE
McGUIRK.Copy !req
125. YES, McGUIRK THE JERK.Copy !req
126. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
127. A LITTLE BIT, MELISSA.Copy !req
128. HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
129. HI, DAD.Copy !req
130. HI, ERIC.Copy !req
131. NICE SANDBOX, PAL.Copy !req
132. I'M KIDDING, NO, IT'S...Copy !req
133. AREN'T YOU TOO OLD
TO BE PLAYING IN A SANDBOX?Copy !req
134. I'M NOT PLAYING.Copy !req
135. I'M SITTING IN A SANDBOX.Copy !req
136. TO REFLECT ON THINGS...Copy !req
137. YOU'RE LOOKING FOR...Copy !req
138. I'M LOOKING FOR ANSWERS
TO QUESTIONS.Copy !req
139. I'M LOOKING FOR SOLUTIONS
TO PROBLEMS.Copy !req
140. I CAME OUT HERE, AND
I'VE BEEN DIGGING UP THINGSCopy !req
141. AND I FOUND THIS.Copy !req
142. EW...Copy !req
143. OH, GROSS.Copy !req
144. AND I DON'T KNOW WHOSE...Copy !req
145. BURY THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
146. WHAT'S GOING ON,
BRENDON?Copy !req
147. I'M KIND OF
IN A BAD MOOD.Copy !req
148. MISSY, WE'VE GOT
TO GET GOING.Copy !req
149. TELL MY DAD,
MAYBE HE COULD HELP.Copy !req
150. AND COACH McGUIRK IS THERE,Copy !req
151. THAT BIG, FAT,
CRAPPY IRISH GUY?Copy !req
152. WELL, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S... YEAH.Copy !req
153. I MEAN, THAT'S NOT
THE PROBLEM.Copy !req
154. THAT HE'S DATING MY MOM TONIGHT.Copy !req
155. ON A DATE.Copy !req
156. MM—HMM.Copy !req
157. THAT'S, SEE, YOU HAVECopy !req
158. TO BE HAPPY ABOUT.Copy !req
159. YOU KNOW,Copy !req
160. AND I'VE SEEN SOME OF YOUR
EARLY WORK AND IT'S WONDERFUL.Copy !req
161. THANK YOU.Copy !req
162. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE ONE?Copy !req
163. DON'T PUT ME
ON THE SPOT, PLEASE.Copy !req
164. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
165. THE GESTURE.Copy !req
166. MELISSA, WE HAVE TO BE
AT MR. GLUCK'S STUDIOCopy !req
167. IN TEN MINUTES.Copy !req
168. IN TEN MINUTES?Copy !req
169. YEAH, WE HAVE MADE
A COMMITMENT.Copy !req
170. TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
171. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY
AT THIS RECITAL IN THREE WEEKS,Copy !req
172. MELISSA AND I.Copy !req
173. WE'VE BEEN PRACTICING
THIS SONATA.Copy !req
174. IT'S A MOZART
PIANO AND VIOLIN SONATA.Copy !req
175. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU PLAYED VIOLIN, ERIC.Copy !req
176. ABOUT THE RECITAL.Copy !req
177. I'M CONSTANTLY
LEARNING THINGS ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
178. WELL, THIS IS ONLY
THE FIRST THING.Copy !req
179. YEAH, THIS IS THE FIRST THING
I'VE EVER LEARNED BUT...Copy !req
180. WE'RE PLAYING A SONATA
IN E—MINOR.Copy !req
181. DOESN'T HAVE TIME...Copy !req
182. NO, I WANT TO HEAR THIS.Copy !req
183. HE'S GOT A LOT
ON HIS MIND.Copy !req
184. DAD... DAD, PUT IT AWAY.Copy !req
185. Playing poorlyCopy !req
186. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
187. THAT'S... THAT'S...Copy !req
188. I LIKE THAT.Copy !req
189. I FEEL STRANGELY, LIKE,
CHEERED UP BY YOUR PLAYING.Copy !req
190. IT'S A NEW, AWKWARD FEELING
THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH.Copy !req
191. I THINK.Copy !req
192. I'M LIKE A MINSTREL,
I GUESS.Copy !req
193. I ALMOST... YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
194. I'D LIKE TO GOCopy !req
195. A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER.Copy !req
196. HOW DARE HE ASK ME OUT?Copy !req
197. PUT ME THROUGH THIS?Copy !req
198. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?Copy !req
199. I'M WEARING JUST...Copy !req
200. THIS IS MY FEELING.Copy !req
201. RIGHT NOW, I AM AT
THE PRECIPICE OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
202. I'M... I'M AT A TURNING POINT.Copy !req
203. I'VE DECIDED THAT I'M GOINGCopy !req
204. BECAUSE OTHERWISE,Copy !req
205. IT'S ALMOST FALSE ADVERTISING.Copy !req
206. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?Copy !req
207. I'M WEARING BIG,Copy !req
208. WANT TO BUY ME ANOTHER SHIRT.Copy !req
209. YEAH, YEAH, I THINK I HAVE
JUST THE RIGHT ATTITUDE.Copy !req
210. DON'T YOU?Copy !req
211. YOU'RE WEARING TONIGHT?Copy !req
212. THIS IS A SEERSUCKER JACKET,
IT'S VERY NICE.Copy !req
213. YEAH, BUT DO YOU THINK
IT'S IN SEASON?Copy !req
214. DON'T BE A WISE GUY, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
215. A DUMB GUY, HUH?Copy !req
216. WHAT'RE YOU
TALKING ABOUT BRENDON?Copy !req
217. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
218. YOU DON'T MESS WITH ME,
ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
219. I'LL MESS WITH YOU.Copy !req
220. CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING,
YOU DRINK?Copy !req
221. NO, I'M FINE.Copy !req
222. YOU LIKE, UH, WHISKEY?Copy !req
223. NO, I HAD A COUPLE WHISKEYS
BEFORE I GOT HERE.Copy !req
224. YOU SMELL LIKE IT.Copy !req
225. LISTEN TO ME, BRENDON.Copy !req
226. AND I TO GO WELL.Copy !req
227. DON'T MESS IT UP.Copy !req
228. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
229. A PIECE OF ADVICE?Copy !req
230. DON'T TAKECopy !req
231. BECAUSE YOU'RE STARTINGCopy !req
232. YOU'RE GOING TO LOOKCopy !req
233. THE WHOLE THING WET...Copy !req
234. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH SWEATING IF YOU'RE A MAN.Copy !req
235. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.Copy !req
236. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
237. HAVE YOU MET MY SISTER?Copy !req
238. NO, I HAVEN'T.Copy !req
239. SHE'S VERY CUTE.Copy !req
240. WHY DON'T YOU
SAY HI TO HER?Copy !req
241. HELLO.Copy !req
242. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
243. YOU'RE KIND OF
A LUCKY GUY.Copy !req
244. YOU COME IN HERE,
YOU GOT A FAMILY ALREADY, RIGHT?Copy !req
245. WHOSE KID IS THIS?Copy !req
246. I DON'T KNOW, YOURS NOW.Copy !req
247. THAT'S NOT THE WAY
IT'S GOING TO BE.Copy !req
248. YEAH, IT'S THE WAY
IT'S GOING TO BE ISN'T IT, YEAH.Copy !req
249. BRENDON, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.Copy !req
250. KNOW HOW TO HOLD A CHILD?Copy !req
251. AND NEEDS YOU.Copy !req
252. BRENDON, I'LL TELL
YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
253. YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.Copy !req
254. YEAH... OH, YEAH?Copy !req
255. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
AND IT WON'T WORK.Copy !req
256. FOR A SECOND?Copy !req
257. I'M NOT GOING
TO CARRY YOU.Copy !req
258. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME,
BRENDON.Copy !req
259. PLEASE, COME ON, DAD.Copy !req
260. I'D BETTER GO.Copy !req
261. NO, COME ON,
LET'S PLAY CATCH.Copy !req
262. I DON'T FEEL—...Copy !req
263. NO, SERIOUSLY,
I THINK I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
264. I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO COME
DOWN HARD ON YOU ON MONDAY.Copy !req
265. IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE
A FRIGGIN HURRICANE.Copy !req
266. OH YEAH?Copy !req
267. YEAH.Copy !req
268. I GOING TO TAKE YOU...Copy !req
269. HELLO, PAULA!Copy !req
270. HEY, MOM.Copy !req
271. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
272. A NICE CONVERSATION.Copy !req
273. WE HAD A REALLY GOOD TALK.Copy !req
274. ARE YOU READY TO GO?Copy !req
275. OF COURSE THAT'S NOT IT.Copy !req
276. I MEAN, IT'S NOTCopy !req
277. THAT GOES INTO COACHING,
HAVING BIG LEGS.Copy !req
278. A WHOLE CLOVE OF GARLIC.Copy !req
279. WHEW.Copy !req
280. WELL, LOOK.Copy !req
281. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?Copy !req
282. I MEAN, I THINK.Copy !req
283. MM—HMM.Copy !req
284. I DON'T WANTCopy !req
285. ABOUT ANYTHING.Copy !req
286. YEAH.Copy !req
287. THAT WAS SPLIT UP.Copy !req
288. YEAH.Copy !req
289. THAT CAN BE HARD ON A KID.Copy !req
290. THE SAME FEELINGS.Copy !req
291. YEAH.Copy !req
292. THAT'S WHY I DROPPEDCopy !req
293. BRENDON MIGHT DO SOMEDAY.Copy !req
294. I MEAN, YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPENCopy !req
295. FALLS APART.Copy !req
296. IT'S A PRISON, RIGHT.Copy !req
297. AND THEN...Copy !req
298. AND I'M COMINGCopy !req
299. BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
300. FOR WHAT I'VE DONE.Copy !req
301. I'VE DONE
SOMETHING TERRIBLE.Copy !req
302. HOW COME WE'RE
IN FRANCE?Copy !req
303. BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE
DRAMATIC THINGS TAKE PLACE.Copy !req
304. RIGHT, OKAY, HERE GOES.Copy !req
305. GUARD! GUARD!Copy !req
306. YES.Copy !req
307. HELLO, GUARD.Copy !req
308. HELLO.Copy !req
309. FOR I HAVEN'T
HAD ANY IN WEEKS.Copy !req
310. THERE'S SOMEONE HERE
TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
311. MOTHER!Copy !req
312. SON, YOU LOOK SO THIN.Copy !req
313. YES, I LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT
HERE AT THE PRISON.Copy !req
314. I'M FRENCH.Copy !req
315. YES, HERE IN FRANCE.Copy !req
316. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.Copy !req
317. WITH A FRENCH STUPID GUARD,Copy !req
318. NOT YOU.Copy !req
319. YES, I AGREE, MOTHER.Copy !req
320. YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON.Copy !req
321. MRS. SMALL,
LOOK AT MY HAT.Copy !req
322. EW, HIS NOSE
IS ALL RUNNY.Copy !req
323. WHOA, WHOA, WHOAH.Copy !req
324. OKAY, CUT, CUT.Copy !req
325. SORRY.Copy !req
326. WHAT HAPPENED, JASON?Copy !req
327. IT'S LIKE A GALLON.Copy !req
328. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
329. AND SUCK IT ALL THE WAY BACK IN.Copy !req
330. SnortingCopy !req
331. groaningCopy !req
332. PEOPLE HATE ME.Copy !req
333. YOU KNOW, I MEAN THE KIDSCopy !req
334. DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
335. IN MY EXPERIENCE, PAULA...Copy !req
336. YEAH?Copy !req
337. KIDS ARE ALWAYS,
"I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT."Copy !req
338. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
339. OF DOING STUFF.Copy !req
340. THAT'S WHAT COACHING'S
ALL ABOUT.Copy !req
341. THAT'S WHY I LOVE IT.Copy !req
342. I MEAN, EVERY DAY I GO OUT THERECopy !req
343. THEY DON'T WANT TO DO.Copy !req
344. YEAH, EXCUSE ME, WAITER.Copy !req
345. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?Copy !req
346. I'M NOT SUPPOSEDCopy !req
347. BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE
A RARE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE.Copy !req
348. EVERYBODY GATHER AROUND.Copy !req
349. MM—HMM.Copy !req
350. AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
351. SUNDAY AFTERNOON.Copy !req
352. I'LL TELL YOU,
THERE'S A MAJOR GAPCopy !req
353. AND WHAT WE ARE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
354. FIRST OF ALL,
YOU'RE ALL EIGHT...Copy !req
355. HEY, MELISSA.Copy !req
356. SHH, BRENDON, NOT NOW.Copy !req
357. THEY WERE A LOT OLDER...
THEY WERE A LOT BETTER...Copy !req
358. LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE.
WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
359. BRENDON, MELISSA.Copy !req
360. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
361. NOTHING.Copy !req
362. LISTEN UP, RIGHT?Copy !req
363. YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE
DOING. WE'RE TALKING.Copy !req
364. HEY, BRENDON,
YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH.Copy !req
365. OH, I'M SORRY
DID I INSULT YOU?Copy !req
366. BRENDON!Copy !req
367. YEAH?Copy !req
368. I'M ADDRESSING THE TEAM.Copy !req
369. UH—HUH.Copy !req
370. THAT MEANS YOU LISTEN.Copy !req
371. THAT MEANS YOU, TOO, MELISSA.Copy !req
372. YES.Copy !req
373. I'M LOOKING AT YOU TWO.Copy !req
374. HEY, EVERYBODY, GUESS WHAT!Copy !req
375. HEY, BRENDON...Copy !req
376. McGUIRK'S GOING TO COME
AFTER YOUR MOMS!Copy !req
377. BRENDON!Copy !req
378. THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!Copy !req
379. BRENDON, SIT DOWN.Copy !req
380. SAVE YOUR MOMS!Copy !req
381. I'M NOT COMING
AFTER YOUR MOMS—...Copy !req
382. BRENDON, YOU SETTLE DOWN,
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
383. THIS HAPPENED TO ME,
I SWEAR TO GOD.Copy !req
384. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH,
BRENDON.Copy !req
385. NO, NO, NO I'M NOT FINISHED!Copy !req
386. I'M JUST
GETTING STARTED HERE!Copy !req
387. YOU KNOW I'VE GOT A QUESTION,
ERIC, FOR YOU MAYBE.Copy !req
388. BEAT UP MR. McGUIRK?Copy !req
389. DON'T GET MY DAD
IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
390. YOU'RE MEDIUM BUILD,
HE'S A LITTLE BIT BIGGERCopy !req
391. BUT I MEAN, STILL I THINK YOU
COULD GET HIM.Copy !req
392. I'M WIRY.Copy !req
393. I KNOW.Copy !req
394. HERE'S THE THING,
BRENDON.Copy !req
395. DO YOU HAVE A GUN?Copy !req
396. I DON'T HAVE A GUN.Copy !req
397. WELL, WE'LL GET YOU A GUN.Copy !req
398. OKAY.Copy !req
399. OKAY.Copy !req
400. BRENDON... I DON'T KNOWCopy !req
401. BUT LET'S TRY
THE DUCK GAME, MELISSA,Copy !req
402. TRYING IT LAST...Copy !req
403. I REMEMBER,
IT'S A LITTLE HARD.Copy !req
404. BRENDON, LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO
YOU REALLY QUICKLY.Copy !req
405. I'M GOING TO SAY A PHRASE
TO YOU IN DUCK TALK.Copy !req
406. OKAY.Copy !req
407. YOU AND MELISSA—-Copy !req
408. WHOEVER GETS IT FIRST.Copy !req
409. OKAY, I'M READY.Copy !req
410. Speaking unintelligible
duck talkCopy !req
411. THAT'S A HARD ONE, DAD.Copy !req
412. I'VE BEEN DRINKING
AND I SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING?Copy !req
413. OKAY, LET ME TRY
SOMETHING SIMPLER.Copy !req
414. Says unintelligible wordCopy !req
415. RAGU?Copy !req
416. NO—...Copy !req
417. Repeats wordCopy !req
418. BRADLEY?Copy !req
419. NO, LISTEN VERY CLOSELY.Copy !req
420. Repeats wordCopy !req
421. laughingCopy !req
422. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M ALLOWED
TO SAY THAT WORD.Copy !req
423. DAD, NO CURSE WORDS.Copy !req
424. NO, IT'S NOT A CURSE WORD.Copy !req
425. SpitsCopy !req
426. OH, SORRY.Copy !req
427. LaughingCopy !req
428. MY PANTS ARE SOAKED.Copy !req
429. DAD...Copy !req
430. I THINK HE JUST WANTS TO WIN.Copy !req
431. YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE ROAD.Copy !req
432. JUST GIVE ME THE FINGER?Copy !req
433. YOU KNOW, I DON'T,
I DON'T,Copy !req
434. I DON'T LIKE MY BABY—SITTERS
TO GO TOO FAR OUT OF THEIR WAY.Copy !req
435. IF THERE'S A JAR
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLECopy !req
436. THEN THEY, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
437. WITH IT BUT LARGELY,Copy !req
438. TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.Copy !req
439. WELL, IF YOU GET
A BABY—SITTER WHO...Copy !req
440. THE MOTHER LOOK BAD.Copy !req
441. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS
IS THE MOST SELF—CENTERED WAYCopy !req
442. I CAN THINK OF IT,
I'M NOT SURE...Copy !req
443. NO, ARE THERECopy !req
444. WITH THE BABY—SITTERCopy !req
445. WHEN YOU GO ON A DATE?Copy !req
446. ARE THE BABY—SITTERSCopy !req
447. AND SAY IT WAS REALLY GREAT?Copy !req
448. YEAH, YEAH, NO ONE CALLED
AFTER THAT DATE.Copy !req
449. THE WAITER CALLED.Copy !req
450. APPARENTLY I FORGOT MY HAT.Copy !req
451. I DID HAVE A BAD TIME, BUT...Copy !req
452. NO, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
453. I DID HAVE A BAD TIME.Copy !req
454. IT WAS... HE'S BEEFY.Copy !req
455. IF HE DID WANT TO, SURE.Copy !req
456. You thought Dark Side of the LawCopy !req
457. was the last of the films
with that title.Copy !req
458. You were wrong.Copy !req
459. Coming to theaters:
Dark Side of the Law II.Copy !req
460. First of all,
welcome back to the force.Copy !req
461. Feels good to wear
the blue again.Copy !req
462. Guess what?Copy !req
463. What?Copy !req
464. Now officer Brendon's gone bad!Copy !req
465. He thought he was above the law.Copy !req
466. He was wrong.Copy !req
467. And demand number two!Copy !req
468. Number three. Three! Pizza!Copy !req
469. Academy—award—nominee
Brendon SmallCopy !req
470. gives his most paralyzing
performance.Copy !req
471. I'm sorry!Copy !req
472. MoansCopy !req
473. Woody Harrelson is electrifying.Copy !req
474. My mom said
I can't eat a lot of cheeseCopy !req
475. because it's binding
and then I don't goCopy !req
476. and then she has
to put her finger...Copy !req
477. to help it go.Copy !req
478. Let's just...Copy !req
479. Okay, let's stop doing this.Copy !req
480. This film is not yet rated,
bla bla bla bla...Copy !req
481. UH, HELLO.Copy !req
482. BRENDON.Copy !req
483. YES, HELLO.Copy !req
484. I WAS, UH, JUST TRYING OUT
A NEW HAIR GEL.Copy !req
485. I, UH, I DIDN'T EXPECT...Copy !req
486. DOWN HERE, BRENDON?Copy !req
487. NO, NO, I FOUND OUTCopy !req
488. AND TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
489. YEAH, THEY HID ME
AWAY DOWN HERE.Copy !req
490. IT'S A NICE PLACE, UH...Copy !req
491. WELL, I JUST STARTED
REDECORATING IT.Copy !req
492. A SLEEPING BAG?Copy !req
493. YEAH, I JUST, UH,Copy !req
494. I'LL CAMP RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
495. IN THIS PLACE.Copy !req
496. WELL, THAT'S FENG SHUI.Copy !req
497. RIGHT, I,
THE REASON I CAME HERE...Copy !req
498. LISTEN, BEFORECopy !req
499. TO CLEAR THE AIR ABOUT YOUR MOM.Copy !req
500. NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO...Copy !req
501. DON'T WANT THAT
TO HAPPEN AGAIN, BRENDON.Copy !req
502. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT LET ME
APOLOGIZE TO YOU, BECAUSE..Copy !req
503. NO, LET ME APOLOGIZE...Copy !req
504. A GRADE "A" JERK OUT THERE.Copy !req
505. WAIT A MINUTE, BRENDON,
BEFORE YOU GO ON.Copy !req
506. SHUT—UP BRENDON
FOR ONE SECOND, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
507. LET ME APOLOGIZE TO YOU.Copy !req
508. THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE.Copy !req
509. ON THE SOCCER FIELD.Copy !req
510. EVEN THOUGH THAT'SCopy !req
511. ON OUR TEAM.Copy !req
512. AND I REALIZE IT'S A CONFLICT
OF INTEREST FOR ME.Copy !req
513. I SHOULDN'T BE DATING
ANY OF THE PLAYERS' MOMSCopy !req
514. EXCEPT REBECCA'S MOM.Copy !req
515. I HAVEN'T...Copy !req
516. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO CALL HER.Copy !req
517. I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,Copy !req
518. AND I SAID,Copy !req
519. "YOU KNOW WHAT..."Copy !req
520. WELL, I DID CALL HER BUT I'M NOT
GOING TO FOLLOW UP ON IT.Copy !req
521. OH.Copy !req
522. BE WRONG.Copy !req
523. UH—HUH.Copy !req
524. I'M OFF WOMEN ALL TOGETHER.Copy !req
525. NO.Copy !req
526. BRENDON, LET ME TELL YOUCopy !req
527. ABOUT WOMEN.Copy !req
528. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
529. WOMEN ARE LIKE...
THEY'RE LIKE MEN.Copy !req
530. BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
531. MEN ARE NOT LIKE WOMEN.Copy !req
532. RIGHT.Copy !req
533. YOU'LL UNDERSTANDCopy !req
534. WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUTCopy !req
535. WILL YOU GIVE HER A CALL?Copy !req
536. YOU KNOW WHAT, I HONESTLY
DON'T THINK THAT...Copy !req
537. I DID SOME REFLECTING,
AND I WROTE A POEM.Copy !req
538. I'M NOT GOING TO READ YOU
THAT POEM...Copy !req
539. NO, THANK... THANKS.Copy !req
540. IT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL.Copy !req
541. AND IT HAS
SOME DIRTY LANGUAGE IN IT.Copy !req
542. IT'S MORE LIKE A LIMERICK.Copy !req
543. OH... RIGHT.Copy !req
544. EVERY TIME I READ IT.Copy !req
545. I THINK IT'S
A VERY GOOD LIMERICK.Copy !req
546. I, UH, YEAH, I'D LOVE
TO HEAR IT.Copy !req
547. WELL, I'LL START IT OFF.Copy !req
548. Phone ringsCopy !req
549. HELLO, SMALL RESIDENCE.
BRENDON SMALL SPEAKING.Copy !req
550. Coach McGuirk:
UM...Copy !req
551. Hello?Copy !req
552. IT'S, UH...
IT'S COACH McGUIRK.Copy !req
553. HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
554. HEY, MR. McGUIRK,
HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
555. I'M ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
556. HELLO?Copy !req
557. P—PAULA, HI, IT'S JON McGUIRK.Copy !req
558. COACH, UH, COACH McGUIRK.Copy !req
559. HI.Copy !req
560. HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
561. GOOD, GOOD.Copy !req
562. I'M DOING GREAT.Copy !req
563. REALLY?
YOU DON'T SOUND IT.Copy !req
564. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
565. YOU DON'T SOUND GREAT.Copy !req
566. I'VE BEEN CRYING,
THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
567. IT'S NOT ABOUT ANYTHING.Copy !req
568. It's just sometimes...Copy !req
569. I'LL GET UP
AND I'LL BE IN...Copy !req
570. I'LL GO CRY.Copy !req
571. THE PHONE YET, GUYS?Copy !req
572. BRENDON, GET OFF THE PHONE.Copy !req
573. GET OFF THE PHONE!Copy !req
574. OH, MY GOSH.Copy !req
575. THAT BOY'S A GENIUS.Copy !req
576. HE IS.Copy !req
577. SO, LISTEN, PAULA,
I'M CALLING BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
578. I THOUGHT THAT WENT GREAT.Copy !req
579. MY CREDIT CARD GOT DECLINED.Copy !req
580. I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY,
BUT YOU DIDN'T.Copy !req
581. I OWE YOU ONE AND...Copy !req
582. YEAH, UH... LISTEN,
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
583. WHAT IF YOU DON'T
OWE ME DINNER.Copy !req
584. THERE'S SO MUCH
PRESSURE ON DINNER.Copy !req
585. INTO EACH OTHER?Copy !req
586. LIKE, WE DON'T PLAN IT.Copy !req
587. OR ARBITRARILY, RIGHT?Copy !req
588. YEAH.Copy !req
589. So not a date,Copy !req
590. WE WOULD CHAT OR...Copy !req
591. EXACTLY.Copy !req
592. AND I WOULD...Copy !req
593. WE COULD GET A FEW MINUTES...Copy !req
594. THAT WOULD,
THAT WOULD BE...Copy !req
595. NOT, NOT EVERY...Copy !req
596. I DON'T MEAN
TO INTERRUPT AGAIN BUT...Copy !req
597. BRENDON, GET OFF THE PHONE.Copy !req
598. I'M VERY PROUD
OF BOTH OF YOU.Copy !req
599. YOU'RE BOTH ACTING
LIKE ADULTS...Copy !req
600. I'm going to want to
talk to you in a minute.Copy !req
601. I'M GOING.Copy !req
602. HE'S GONE.Copy !req
603. SEE YOU ON MONDAY.Copy !req
604. PRACTICE, YEAH.Copy !req
605. AT 3:00, RIGHT?Copy !req
606. AT 3:00.Copy !req
607. OKAY, THEN,
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.Copy !req
608. OR ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
609. WHO HAS GREAT DEALS ON CRUISES.Copy !req
610. I don't know if you're
into doing thatCopy !req
611. A FOUR—DAY CRUISE...Copy !req
612. YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD JUST
STICK TO THE RANDOM—BUMPING...Copy !req
613. WELL, I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYING.Copy !req
614. WE COULD DO THAT ON MONDAY.Copy !req
615. I'M NOT SAYING...Copy !req
616. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
617. I THINK THAT'S GOING
TO BE IT FOR ME...Copy !req
618. Well, hold up.Copy !req
619. I just had a quick thought.Copy !req
620. There's a ranch I know out in,
like, Nevada.Copy !req
621. THEY DO HORSEBACK CLASSES.Copy !req
622. AND A SPA.Copy !req
623. HELLO?Copy !req
624. UH, HEY.Copy !req
625. BRENDON, HI.Copy !req
626. PUT YOUR MOM BACK ON.Copy !req
627. NO, SHE'S MOTIONING LIKE, UH...Copy !req
628. SHE'S TAKING A BATH.Copy !req
629. REALLY?Copy !req
630. Yeah, how are you?Copy !req
631. I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE
SO ABRUPTLY GAVE THE PHONE AWAY.Copy !req
632. WELL, I TOLD HER I WANTEDCopy !req
633. FOR A LITTLE WHILE.Copy !req
634. SO WE'RE GOING
TO A RANCH?Copy !req
635. WELL, IT ISN'T
REALLY FOR KIDS.Copy !req
636. Oh, I get you.Copy !req
637. TO TALK ABOUT?Copy !req
638. I GOT TO GO,
BRENDON.Copy !req
639. You know what?Copy !req
640. JEREMY, DON'T USE YOUR HANDS.Copy !req
641. JEREMY!Copy !req
642. DON'T USE THESE.Copy !req
643. AT A VERY EXPERIMENTAL SCHOOL.Copy !req
644. IT WAS NON—GOAL—ORIENTED.Copy !req
645. GigglesCopy !req
646. DAD, ARE
YOU WATCHING ME?Copy !req
647. I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES
OFF OF YOU.Copy !req
648. BRENDON!
COME HERE!Copy !req
649. WHAT?Copy !req
650. GET IN THERE FOR JEREMY.Copy !req
651. I DON'T WANT TO GO.Copy !req
652. BRENDON, GET IN THERE.Copy !req
653. I DON'T WANT TO GO.Copy !req
654. JEREMY—— YOU'RE OUT!Copy !req
655. BRENDON, YOU'RE IN.Copy !req
656. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
657. MELISSA, YOU'RE IN, TOO.Copy !req
658. BRENDON, BRENDON!Copy !req
659. YOU'RE OUT, YOU'RE OUT.Copy !req
660. OKAY.Copy !req
661. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
662. DON'T DO THAT.Copy !req
663. WHAT, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT?Copy !req
664. JUST DON'T DO THAT,
DO SOMETHING ELSE.Copy !req
665. NOW, GET BACK IN.Copy !req
666. OKAY.Copy !req
667. DON'T GO IN ALL THE WAY.Copy !req
668. I WON'T.Copy !req
669. STAY RIGHT NEAR ME.Copy !req
670. SHOULD I JOG IN PLACE?Copy !req
671. YEAH, LOOK LIKE YOU'RE PLAYING.Copy !req
672. HERE IT COMES,
KICK IT!Copy !req
673. Groans, then screamsCopy !req
674. OH, COME ON, REF!Copy !req
675. TO CALL THAT?Copy !req
676. GroansCopy !req
677. COME ON.Copy !req
678. THE KID GOT CREAMED.Copy !req
679. WHEW!Copy !req
680. WHAT'S A 21—YEAR—OLD KID
DOING ON THAT TEAM?Copy !req
681. I MEAN, REF,
CALL SOMETHING.Copy !req
682. OKAY, WALK IT OFF, WALK IT OFF.Copy !req
683. I'LL GO GET YOU A CANE,
BECAUSE YOU'RE BLIND.Copy !req
684. BRENDON, COME OUT HERE.Copy !req
685. OH, MAN, THIS WHOLE SPORT'S
OUT OF ORDER.Copy !req
686. HE'S A TOUGH KID,
THAT KID OF YOURS.Copy !req
687. VERY TOUGH.Copy !req
688. WHO'S GOT
THE ORANGE SLICES?Copy !req
689. HEY, PAULA, CAN I...Copy !req
690. FORGIVE ME IF I'M OVERSTEPPING
MY BOUNDARIES HERE,Copy !req
691. BUT CAN I SIT
ON YOUR LAP?Copy !req
692. GigglesCopy !req
693. NO, BRENDONCopy !req
694. WENT OUT ON A DATE.Copy !req
695. IS THAT TRUE?Copy !req
696. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
697. WELL, IT'S CERTAINLY
NONE OF MY BUSINESS,Copy !req
698. BY THE WHOLE THING.Copy !req
699. THE COACH?Copy !req
700. NO, BRENDON.Copy !req
701. I HANDLED IT THE BEST.Copy !req
702. LET'S GET INTO THE GAME,
PARENTS.Copy !req
703. GET INTO THE GAME.Copy !req
704. INTO THE GAME,Copy !req
705. REF,
GET INTO THE GAME!Copy !req
706. YEAH, I APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
707. NONE OF MY BUSINESS.Copy !req
708. I HATE THIS SPORT, BRENDON.Copy !req
709. I MEAN, I HATE THIS SPORT.Copy !req
710. NO, YOU DON'T.Copy !req
711. YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST THINKING
THAT WE MET,Copy !req
712. AT THE P.T.A. MEETINGCopy !req
713. TWO YEARS AGO...Copy !req
714. THERE'S SOMETHING I MEANT TOCopy !req
715. AT THE P.T.A. MEETING.Copy !req
716. I'M UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND YOU.Copy !req
717. LaughingCopy !req
718. JESUS, IT'S SLIPPED
MY MIND FOR TWO YEARS.Copy !req
719. I'VE BEEN MEANINGCopy !req
720. THAT WE'RE NOT GOING
TO HIT IT OFF.Copy !req
721. HEY, AM I OUT OF MY MINDCopy !req
722. REALLY CLOSE TO MY MOM?Copy !req
723. YOU'RE OUT
OF YOUR MIND.Copy !req
724. AM I?Copy !req
725. THEY'RE JUST TALKING.Copy !req
726. THEY'RE HERE
TO SUPPORT THE TEAM.Copy !req
727. PAULA, IN TWO WEEKSCopy !req
728. CAN JOIN US.Copy !req
729. YOU'RE GIVING A RECITAL?Copy !req
730. WELL, SHE'S PLAYING
THE PIANO.Copy !req
731. I'M PLAYING THE VIOLIN.Copy !req
732. REALLY?Copy !req
733. IT'S IN E—MINOR.Copy !req
734. IT GOES, UH...Copy !req
735. plays scratchy tuneCopy !req
736. HEY, YO—YO MA.Copy !req
737. I'M SORRY!Copy !req
738. DAD! YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T
BRINGING THE VIOLIN!Copy !req
739. PAULA MADE ME DO IT.Copy !req
740. I'M PLAYING SOCCER!Copy !req
741. PLAY "FREE BIRD"!Copy !req
742. BRENDON,
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.Copy !req
743. AND GET AWAY FROM MY MOM!Copy !req